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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:03,500 (phone ringing, vibrating) 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,460 ? ? 3 00:00:08,170 --> 00:00:09,710 (phone continues) 4 00:00:15,670 --> 00:00:17,080 Where did I put my phone? 5 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:20,040 (sniffs, gags) 6 00:00:21,670 --> 00:00:22,830 Hmm. 7 00:00:22,830 --> 00:00:24,830 (phone continues) 8 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:28,000 Ah. 9 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:31,250 Oh, no! 10 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:33,790 Dia de la Dina! 11 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:37,080 (theme song playing) 12 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,210 ? Oh, yeah ? 13 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:44,790 ? I do normal like a fish rides a bicycle ? 14 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:46,540 ? Fit in like summer and an icicle ? 15 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:48,750 ? Don't fight it, just be an original ? 16 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:50,750 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 17 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:52,500 ? I roller skate outside the lines ? 18 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,830 ? When I try to stay in, it's no surprise ? 19 00:00:54,830 --> 00:00:57,040 ? It's a fail, it's okay, I'm one of a kind ? 20 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,210 ? One of a, one of a kind ? 21 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:01,540 ? So anytime I feel some type of way ? 22 00:01:01,540 --> 00:01:04,380 ? Don't understand the human race ? 23 00:01:05,420 --> 00:01:07,580 ? So what, so what, so what ? 24 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:09,580 ? I do my thing, I do my thing ? 25 00:01:09,580 --> 00:01:11,460 ? You do your thing, You do your thing ? 26 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:13,290 ? When we don't fit in ? 27 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:16,000 ? We stand out in the crowd and we shout it loud ? 28 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,040 ? I do my thing, I do my thing ? 29 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,040 ? I'm the one and only, I'm the one and only ? 30 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,420 ? Don't try to fit in, Don't try to fit in ? 31 00:01:22,420 --> 00:01:24,830 ? Mm-hmm, I do my thing ? 32 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:29,120 And what exactly is Dia de la Dina? 33 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,080 It's a special holiday Olivia and I 34 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:32,790 invented for my mom a couple years ago. 35 00:01:32,790 --> 00:01:34,710 We figure since she's a single parent, 36 00:01:34,710 --> 00:01:36,210 she deserves more than just Mother's Day, you know? 37 00:01:36,210 --> 00:01:38,120 Aw, that's nice. 38 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,880 It was nice. 39 00:01:40,710 --> 00:01:42,380 And then, last year happened. 40 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:44,580 I saved up my allowance 41 00:01:44,580 --> 00:01:46,170 and took Mom and Olivia out to brunch. 42 00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:48,670 Because I wanted to feel like a big shot, 43 00:01:48,670 --> 00:01:51,170 I made my mom get the most expensive thing on the menu. 44 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:56,920 (in slow-mo): She'll have the Clams Casino. 45 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,540 She said they tasted funny, 46 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:01,290 but I insisted she eat the whole tray. 47 00:02:01,290 --> 00:02:04,920 It was my big Dia de la Dina gift, after all. 48 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,670 - (stomach gurgling) - Then, all of a sudden... 49 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,290 (gags) 50 00:02:09,290 --> 00:02:12,830 She tried to find an appropriate place to hurl, but... 51 00:02:12,830 --> 00:02:14,380 ? ? 52 00:02:15,210 --> 00:02:16,620 She just couldn't make it. 53 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:19,460 ? ? 54 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:26,920 (splattering) 55 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:31,080 Just to be clear, your mom... 56 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,170 clam-chowdered all over a baby? 57 00:02:33,170 --> 00:02:35,920 And I vowed that day to spend all year 58 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:38,040 finding the perfect gift to make up for it. 59 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,500 - And you immediately forgot? - And then I immediately forgot. 60 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:43,080 And now Dia de la Dina is tomorrow! 61 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,580 Okay, what ideas do you have? 62 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:50,040 Clams Casino? 63 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,460 - You got nothing? - I got nothing. (Sighs) 64 00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:55,960 ? ? 65 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,920 So, last year's Dia de la Dina was... 66 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:00,460 - Terrible? - Puke-inducing? 67 00:03:00,460 --> 00:03:02,080 An adventure. 68 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,880 But I just wanted to remind the both of you 69 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,750 that whatever you decide to get me this year is fine. 70 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,920 It doesn't matter if it's an incredibly impressive 71 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:13,250 macaroni art portrait like Olivia made me last year... 72 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:14,790 ? ? 73 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,620 Or a lovely meal. 74 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:20,460 (stomach gurgling) 75 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:24,580 Whatever you get me, I will love it. 76 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,500 Because it's from my daughters. 77 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:29,380 Trust me, Mom, I got you the perfect gift this year. 78 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:31,290 You're never gonna guess what it is. 79 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:35,670 But I mean, if you want to guess what the perfect gift was, 80 00:03:35,670 --> 00:03:37,210 what would it be and where would you get it? 81 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:39,460 Very funny, Gabby. 82 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:41,920 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a few errands to run. 83 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,040 I'll be back in a little bit. 84 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,380 So, perfect gift, huh? 85 00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:49,920 - You better believe it. - (door closes) 86 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,880 Word of advice, sis: 87 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:54,580 There's only room in this family for one great gift-giver. 88 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,750 (whispering): And it's me. 89 00:03:58,540 --> 00:04:00,790 ? ? 90 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,670 (Orb whirring) 91 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:11,120 (laser zapping) 92 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,670 Mmmm. Oh. 93 00:04:17,670 --> 00:04:20,290 Well, Orb, the time has come. 94 00:04:20,290 --> 00:04:23,790 I've been looking forward to this for the past two years. 95 00:04:25,250 --> 00:04:27,830 My last day on Earth. 96 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:32,170 It's time for me to return to my beloved Gor-Monia 97 00:04:32,170 --> 00:04:34,790 and claim my rightful place as Chief Advisor 98 00:04:34,790 --> 00:04:36,120 to the Supreme Leader 99 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,670 of the most prestigious planet in the cosmos. 100 00:04:39,420 --> 00:04:40,960 Orb: You will be missed. 101 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,620 Yes, it's bittersweet, 102 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:46,790 but my time on this quaint little rock has come to an end. 103 00:04:46,790 --> 00:04:48,830 Though before I leave, 104 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:52,500 I have some loose ends I must tie up. 105 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,960 Thankfully, I'll be returning home 106 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,460 with the one thing that has brought me 107 00:04:57,460 --> 00:05:00,460 the greatest joy during my time here. 108 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:02,210 Orb: Aww, thank you, sir. 109 00:05:02,210 --> 00:05:06,330 A device that has served me well and proved most reliable. 110 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,330 - Orb: I would be honored to... - This fancy drinking stick. 111 00:05:10,330 --> 00:05:13,210 ? ? 112 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:15,830 Ah. 113 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,040 Mmmm. 114 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:20,710 Utter perfection. 115 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,960 Uh, uh, uh. 116 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:30,330 Enough dilly-dallying. Much to do. 117 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:34,670 Orb: My revenge will be delicious. 118 00:05:36,330 --> 00:05:39,830 Jeremy, may I speak with you briefly? 119 00:05:39,830 --> 00:05:43,460 As you know, the time has come for me to depart Earth. 120 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:45,960 And while it hasn't always been easy 121 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,710 having a reckless, horrible dunderhead 122 00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:50,330 such as yourself as my ward, 123 00:05:50,330 --> 00:05:53,460 it was a noble undertaking. 124 00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:56,750 I know this might prove difficult for you, 125 00:05:56,750 --> 00:06:00,500 but rest assured, my replacement will be top-notch. 126 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:05,880 And I suppose a tiny, tiny part of me 127 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,790 will miss our time together, as well also. 128 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:14,880 Oh, hey, Principal. Did you say something? 129 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,330 These virtual reality glasses are great, 130 00:06:17,330 --> 00:06:20,000 because I can totally ignore you without being rude. 131 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 - (video game sound effects) - Ugh. 132 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,540 Not sure what I was expecting there. 133 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:26,080 Moving on! 134 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,750 Come on, there's gotta be something in here! 135 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:34,420 Some clue about what she really wants but wouldn't get herself. 136 00:06:34,420 --> 00:06:35,790 Do you really think we should be 137 00:06:35,790 --> 00:06:37,120 going through your mom's stuff like this? 138 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,210 I mean, what if one of us 139 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:40,170 accidentally tries on her perfume? 140 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:42,420 (sniffing) 141 00:06:42,420 --> 00:06:44,580 Did you try on my mom's perfume? 142 00:06:44,580 --> 00:06:46,670 Hey, a closet! Let's, let's look through that. 143 00:06:47,830 --> 00:06:49,670 There's gotta be something in here! 144 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:51,380 - (door opens) - Olivia: Looking for ideas, huh? 145 00:06:51,380 --> 00:06:53,670 I thought you said you had the perfect gift. 146 00:06:53,670 --> 00:06:55,380 I do. I'm just... 147 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:57,670 making sure Mom has somewhere to put it. 148 00:06:57,670 --> 00:07:01,380 Because, you know, it's very big and impressive. 149 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:04,540 Hey, out of curiosity, what, uh, what are you getting her? 150 00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:07,750 Sorry, Gabby. A magician never reveals her secrets. 151 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:09,880 (phone ringing, vibrating) 152 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,580 - (answers phone) - Go for Liv. 153 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:14,580 Yes, I called about the string quartet for Dina. 154 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,250 Sorry, I have to take this. 155 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:23,080 Also, it smells like perfume and desperation in here. 156 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:25,170 Let's keep looking. 157 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:27,330 ? ? 158 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:33,790 Hello. What do we have here? 159 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:39,330 Looks like some sort of secret keepsake box. 160 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:43,290 My parents have one of those too. 161 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:45,250 I'm never looking through that again. 162 00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:48,960 (chuckling) Whoa! 163 00:07:49,790 --> 00:07:51,880 It's my mom's most prized possessions. 164 00:07:57,620 --> 00:07:59,880 - What is it? - It's a screenplay. 165 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,040 "Weekends with Cadbury" by Dina Perez. 166 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,710 Wow, maiden name. Must've been a long time ago. 167 00:08:05,710 --> 00:08:07,620 Your mom wrote a movie script? 168 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:11,460 I think we just found the perfect gift. 169 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:15,830 We're gonna make my mom's movie. 170 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:21,790 Think about it: This movie is obviously important to my mom, 171 00:08:21,790 --> 00:08:23,580 or she wouldn't have kept it in a keepsake box. 172 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:26,540 Yeah, she probably always dreamed about making movies, 173 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,750 but had to give it up in order to have a family, you know? 174 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,920 Kinda like my mom gave up ballet. 175 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,120 She reminds me that I ruined it for her 176 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,540 every year when we see The Nutcracker. 177 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:36,750 Exactly. 178 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,790 So what better gift could there possibly be 179 00:08:38,790 --> 00:08:41,460 than her oldest daughter bringing her dreams to life? 180 00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:43,620 Now all we need to do is get the day off from school. 181 00:08:43,620 --> 00:08:46,250 ? ? 182 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:49,500 All right. No more putting this off. 183 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:53,620 I'll tell Gabby goodbye and then I'll be done with it. 184 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,710 Like ripping off a bandage. 185 00:08:55,710 --> 00:08:58,710 A bandage that I've come to respect. 186 00:08:58,710 --> 00:09:00,080 What's good, Swifty? 187 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:04,750 Oh... Gabby. Hello. I... I'm glad you're here. 188 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:07,040 There's something that I need to talk to you about. 189 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,040 Great, there's something I need to talk to you about too. 190 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,210 I need the day off from school 191 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:14,670 so I can make my mom's screenplay into an epic movie, 192 00:09:14,670 --> 00:09:16,880 thereby giving her the greatest gift of all time 193 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,750 and redeeming myself for last year's clam debacle. 194 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:23,040 I don't quite follow. 195 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:26,960 Nevertheless, Gabby, ever since you agreed 196 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:31,330 to become a babysitter for the alien community, 197 00:09:31,330 --> 00:09:34,170 we've really gotten to know each other quite well. 198 00:09:34,170 --> 00:09:37,960 - Yeah, it's been great. - Yes, it has been great. 199 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:40,540 And you've been great. 200 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:45,460 And because you've been so... so... great... 201 00:09:47,460 --> 00:09:49,500 It feels like you've got something to say here, Swifty, 202 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,750 but I'm kind of on a tight clock, so... 203 00:09:52,790 --> 00:09:55,670 No, it's fine. I'll tell you later. 204 00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:57,250 Just go make your movie. 205 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:59,540 Thanks, Swifty. You're the best. 206 00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:03,330 ? ? 207 00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:06,290 I'll... tell her later. 208 00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:13,460 "Weekends with Cadbury." Scene one, take one. 209 00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:17,040 All right, let's make some magic! 210 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,330 And... action! 211 00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:22,040 (southern accent): I wish I could see the world 212 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:24,290 through your eyes, Cadbury. 213 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,290 Cut! 214 00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:29,920 (warbling) 215 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,420 What's wrong? 216 00:10:31,420 --> 00:10:33,880 Look, Wesley, I love what you're doing. 217 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,670 Really, I do. But... 218 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:37,790 Okay, what's with the accent? 219 00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:39,540 Well, I'm envisioning my character raised 220 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:42,000 in the Mississippi Delta. Southern gentleman. 221 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:43,620 Look, guys. 222 00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:45,420 This movie is my chance 223 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:47,080 to make my mom something great. 224 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,250 We've already lost a lot of time building the set. 225 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,620 Now, I don't know what Olivia's working on, 226 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:54,330 - but I can tell you that... - Olivia: Can you guys keep it down? 227 00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:57,500 The doves need their rest before the big performance. 228 00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:01,880 ? ? 229 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,000 (Gabby sighs) 230 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,670 So if I don't want my redemption gift 231 00:11:05,670 --> 00:11:08,170 to look like garbage in comparison, 232 00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:10,250 then it needs to be perfect. 233 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:13,620 And that means no southern accents, okay? 234 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:15,790 Got it. No southern accent. 235 00:11:15,790 --> 00:11:17,380 Good. Let's do it again. 236 00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:21,540 (warbling) 237 00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:23,620 And action. 238 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:28,420 (Russian accent): Babushka, I wish I could see the world through your eyes. 239 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,040 Cut! 240 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,120 (warbling) 241 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,920 Hey, I'm getting kind of bored, 242 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,670 so I think I'm gonna go wrestle your garden hose for a bit. 243 00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:39,290 Jeremy, we don't have time for... 244 00:11:39,290 --> 00:11:41,210 I'll let you know who wins. 245 00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:43,210 ? ? 246 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,380 Next item on the list: 247 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:51,830 "Constructively Criticize School Staff." 248 00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:53,670 Good day, fellow educators! 249 00:11:53,670 --> 00:11:56,710 It is my understanding that constructive criticism 250 00:11:56,710 --> 00:12:00,960 is generally appreciated? Is that... true? 251 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,500 - Larry: Well... - Not you, Larry. 252 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,620 I'm looking for a credible source. 253 00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:07,620 Ah, Margaret the Librarian. 254 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:09,500 I suppose you intend to regale me 255 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:12,420 with another boring story about one of your many cats. 256 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:13,580 Not the time! 257 00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:15,580 - Hey! - Mr. Falkenberry... 258 00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:17,250 I'm surprised you're not eating alone 259 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,580 in the Science Wing bathroom as is your custom. 260 00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:20,880 Quite gross. 261 00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:25,040 Well, since no one seems willing to give me an honest answer 262 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:28,920 when I'm simply trying to help, I'll just go ahead. 263 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,080 You're all very horrible at your jobs. 264 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,960 (teachers gasping, murmuring) 265 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,330 You're welcome. 266 00:12:37,670 --> 00:12:39,880 ? ? 267 00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:46,710 You're garbage. 268 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,790 I'm on fire! 269 00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:54,290 You can't guard me. 270 00:12:55,790 --> 00:12:56,790 Boom, baby! 271 00:12:56,790 --> 00:12:58,880 ? ? 272 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,750 Howard: This is the best you got? 273 00:13:05,790 --> 00:13:08,420 "Drop Knowledge on Howard." 274 00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:15,290 Check ball, Howard. 275 00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:16,880 Ooh. 276 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,750 ? ? 277 00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:23,000 Bank. 278 00:13:23,790 --> 00:13:25,620 Made a deposit in the bank, Howard. 279 00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:28,170 Hup, hup. 280 00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:31,710 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 281 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:35,960 You're going to fail P.E. today. Check ball. 282 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,380 Huh! Oh! 283 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:38,960 (kids exclaiming) 284 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,000 Tut-tut-tut-tut. 285 00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:41,420 Oh! 286 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,330 Huh. Oh, Howard! 287 00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:44,290 Oh! 288 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,790 Huh, huh, huh. Oh, Howard! 289 00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:50,460 (all applauding) 290 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,420 Howard shows great potential, 291 00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:55,290 but he lacks attention to detail. (Chuckling) 292 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,290 Oh! 293 00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:58,830 You just got posterized, Howard. 294 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,460 Principal Swish! 295 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,880 Pour it in there. 296 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,040 ? ? 297 00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:14,420 Mmmm. 298 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,420 I quit. 299 00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:20,250 I am your principal no more. 300 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,670 Tell them what you saw here today, Dobek. 301 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:33,040 I saw a man, but on the court, a God. 302 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,250 Wesley: Please, Cadbury, please! 303 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,330 Jeremy's voice: Sorry, Rodrigo! 304 00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:42,170 - But what about us? - There is no us! 305 00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:45,420 Cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut. 306 00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:51,790 Okay, can we try this again with a little more... nuance? 307 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,120 Look, I keep telling you, I don't know what that means. 308 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,290 Well, me neither, but I know it's lacking. 309 00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:58,380 (warbling) 310 00:14:59,670 --> 00:15:01,210 I think the problem might be 311 00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:03,210 that your mom's movie doesn't make any sense. 312 00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:04,620 What are you talking about? 313 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,380 Wesley: Well, it started out as 314 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:09,080 a heartfelt tale about a boy and his rabbit, 315 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,620 but now that rabbit is a giant killer squirrel 316 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,620 and, for some reason, my name changed to Rodrigo. 317 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:17,120 Yeah. And it says my character is actually a spirit, 318 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:20,830 but I feel very real, Gabby. Very real! 319 00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:24,120 I gotta be honest, I don't know what this movie is about at all. 320 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,500 Look, this movie makes sense, okay? 321 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,880 If it didn't make sense, 322 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,710 then it couldn't be the greatest gift of all time. 323 00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:32,750 And it is going to be the greatest gift of all time, 324 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,830 so therefore it must make sense! 325 00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:37,710 - Does that make sense? - More sense than your mom's movie. 326 00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:41,250 Look, I know this is tough, but think about my mom. 327 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:44,790 Besides me and Olivia, she has nothing. 328 00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:47,540 She's probably somewhere bawling her eyes out right now. 329 00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:49,960 ? ? 330 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,620 Snake eyes! Three in a row! 331 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,330 Dia de la Dina, baby! 332 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,960 Shuffle 'em up, Fernando. I'm on a heater. 333 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,040 (munching) 334 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,670 So, buck up! 335 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,620 Because we need to make a movie good enough 336 00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:06,210 to slap the taste of Clams Casino 337 00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:08,210 out of my mom's mouth for good. 338 00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:11,880 Look, Gabby, I wanna help you, but... 339 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,500 this is taking a lot longer than you said it would 340 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,120 and I gotta get home or I'm gonna get grounded. 341 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:20,000 Yeah, I think I'm gonna go too. 342 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,080 Because I wanna. 343 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,210 Look, guys, you can't leave! 344 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:25,920 Uh, hello? 345 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,170 We still have to shoot the big musical number! 346 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:30,420 I'm sorry, Gabby. 347 00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:34,250 Fine, I'll do this all by myself! 348 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:37,250 I'll stay in this warehouse all night if I have to! 349 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,250 (lights powering down) 350 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,420 Okay, maybe a couple location changes, 351 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:42,960 but I'm doing this! 352 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,120 Scene one, take fifteen. 353 00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:50,120 Check. Check. 354 00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:54,250 (southern accent): I sure wish I could 355 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,790 see the world through your eyes, Cadbury. 356 00:16:56,790 --> 00:16:59,080 Gah, why am I doing a southern accent? 357 00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:02,000 (groans) 358 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:10,040 How's your Dia de la Dina gift coming along? 359 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:13,210 Uh, great! Just shooting some retakes. No biggie. 360 00:17:13,210 --> 00:17:16,920 It's already pretty much the greatest movie ever. (Chuckles) 361 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,290 What's that? 362 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,080 Uh, what's what? 363 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,540 Oh. This? 364 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:26,500 Just a stand-in. Common practice in the film biz. 365 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,750 Cool, cool. 366 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:30,210 Hey, how many ribbon dancers 367 00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:32,210 do you think this ceiling can hold? 368 00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:36,670 All right, fine! My gift's a disaster! 369 00:17:36,670 --> 00:17:39,120 I really thought I would be able to redeem myself for last year, 370 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,750 but I guess not. 371 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,540 So what ridiculously amazing gift did you get her? 372 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,790 Actually... 373 00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:50,790 I got nothing. 374 00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:54,830 These blueprints are accurate but pointless. 375 00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:57,420 What? But what about the string quartet and the doves? 376 00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:59,170 I was just trying to psych you out 377 00:17:59,170 --> 00:18:01,500 until I came up with a great idea. 378 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:05,120 But now I'm out of time and I've got nothing. 379 00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:11,210 Hey, we've still got two hours, a camera, 380 00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:14,210 and a very realistic sock puppet. 381 00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:16,120 Wanna make a present for Mom together? 382 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,920 It doesn't involve clams, does it? 383 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,710 - It does not. - Then I'm in. 384 00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:29,830 "Say Goodbye to Gabby." 385 00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:32,290 No more putting this off. 386 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:38,620 (phone chimes) 387 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,880 Gabby... when you watch this, 388 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,580 I will have already begun my journey home to Gor-Monia. 389 00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:48,040 I'm sorry I wasn't able to tell you in person. 390 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,620 (recorded piano music) 391 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:52,830 (southern accent): I wish I could see the world 392 00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:54,580 through your eyes, Cadbury. 393 00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:58,750 They say eating carrots is good for your eyesight. 394 00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:01,460 If you eat enough of them, 395 00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:04,670 you'll never lose sight of who you really love. 396 00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:07,290 (piano music continues) 397 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:12,710 (Olivia spits) 398 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:17,380 (both laughing on video) 399 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:25,670 Aw, you two made this together? 400 00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:27,500 - Yep. - Check it out. 401 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,250 Gabby / Olivia: A Duran Sisters Joint. 402 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,960 Gosh. (Sniffles) 403 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,000 "Weekends with Cadbury." 404 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,920 I mean, how'd you even know about this? 405 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,710 I found the script in your keepsake box in your closet. 406 00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:40,710 You went through my stuff? 407 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,380 Eh, not the point. 408 00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:45,250 The point is, it was such a great script, 409 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,540 I knew I had to make it. 410 00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:49,120 Oh, yeah? You really liked it? 411 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,830 (scoffs) Liked it? 412 00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:52,790 It was unlike anything I've ever read. 413 00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:56,250 Yeah, I understood all of it. 414 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,960 Girls, I get it. The script is terrible. 415 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:02,000 - Oh, I'm so glad you said that. - It made zero sense. 416 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,670 I only kept it because it was so bad 417 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,750 that it started me in a new direction. 418 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,420 That's how I found a career I actually love: 419 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,120 Being a newscaster. 420 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,210 But do you know what I love even more? 421 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,880 Is being your mom. 422 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,960 This is the best Dia De La Dina gift 423 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,210 I could have ever asked for. 424 00:20:21,210 --> 00:20:23,250 - I wanna watch it again. - (phone dings) 425 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,960 Sure thing. Give me one second. I'll be right back. 426 00:20:31,170 --> 00:20:34,710 ? Cross my heart and promise you ? 427 00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:38,000 ? Your secret's safe with me ? 428 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,790 Principal Swift: Gabby, when you watch this, 429 00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:42,710 I will have already begun my journey home to Gor-Monia. 430 00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:46,040 I'm sorry I wasn't able to tell you in person. 431 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,880 My replacement should arrive within 24 hours 432 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,040 to aid you in your babysitting duties. 433 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,880 I wish I'd had the courage 434 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,120 to tell you I was leaving face-to-face. 435 00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:58,540 Our working relationship... 436 00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,750 Dare I say, friendship... 437 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,750 Was one of the best things about my time on Earth. 438 00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,880 ? Friends like us ? 439 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,880 (phone beeps off) 440 00:21:08,790 --> 00:21:11,170 ? Friends like us ? 441 00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:14,960 ? Friends like us ? 442 00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:20,880 (whirring from above) 443 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,790 (whooshing) 444 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,880 (warbling) 445 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,170 (laughing) 446 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:36,830 Yes! Yes! Yes! 447 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,620 (laughing) 448 00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:48,670 (ship beeping) 449 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,380 Principal Swift: Greetings, Glor-Bron the Eighth. 450 00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:55,500 Heeeyyy, buddy! How's every little thing? 451 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:58,170 Um... Oh, fine, I suppose. 452 00:21:58,170 --> 00:21:59,290 Great! Great! 453 00:21:59,290 --> 00:22:02,500 Uh, is this my transport? It's rather small. 454 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,420 Also, when will my replacement arrive? 455 00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:07,290 Yeah. About that. 456 00:22:07,290 --> 00:22:09,880 We found you a great replacement. 457 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,040 Supes cool dude. 458 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,830 Well, I suppose that's good news. 459 00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:15,960 He will have his hands full here on Earth. 460 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,960 Yeah, I mean, everyone loves him. 461 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,250 He's got a sick sense of humor, 462 00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:21,920 but never takes it over the line. 463 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,540 It's a delicate balance, but he strikes it. 464 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,880 - All right. - Anywho... 465 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,710 The thing is, we kinda want to keep him on Gor-Monia, 466 00:22:31,710 --> 00:22:34,210 so we're gonna need you to stay down there a while longer. 467 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,960 But... but... but I'm supposed to be the Chief Advisor! 468 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,170 The Supreme Leader needs me! 469 00:22:41,170 --> 00:22:47,330 I know. Plans, am I right? (laughing) 470 00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:49,710 Anyway, I gotta run. But you look great. 471 00:22:49,710 --> 00:22:52,830 Keep up the good work, Jeremy, those reports! 472 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:54,790 Wanna hear more about those Hemsworth brothers. 473 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:57,460 "Team Liam"! Late-ski! 474 00:22:58,170 --> 00:22:59,960 (whooshing) 475 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,670 No! Take me with you! 476 00:23:02,670 --> 00:23:03,880 (warbling) 477 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,750 Don't leave me here! 478 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 No! 479 00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:15,710 (chuckling) Oh, thank you! 480 00:23:15,710 --> 00:23:19,290 You were only kidding! What a cruel joke! (Chuckling) 481 00:23:19,290 --> 00:23:23,330 - (ship zapping) - No! Not my fancy drinking stick! 482 00:23:24,330 --> 00:23:26,790 - (Principal yelping) - (ship whooshing) 483 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:33,170 Nooooooooooooo! 484 00:23:33,170 --> 00:23:36,830 (sobbing) 485 00:23:36,830 --> 00:23:39,580 Next time on Gabby Duran and the Unsittables... 486 00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:41,710 (crying): Your planet, mine... 487 00:23:41,710 --> 00:23:44,880 Everywhere I turn, no one wants me. 488 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,290 Orb: When something traumatic happens to a Gor-Mon, 489 00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:49,120 they enter thought-darkness. 490 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,250 - Gabby: How do we fix him? -Orb: No one knows. 491 00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:56,000 My life is pointless! 492 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,710 Well... that's new. 493 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,040 ? ? 494 00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:28,080 Gorgeous! 495 00:24:28,130 --> 00:24:32,680 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36159

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