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ANNOUNCER (on TV):
Coming this fall.
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Some cops can read minds.
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Did you do it or not?
I'm not a mind reader.
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Some cops can see the past.
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I could solve this crime
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if only I had personally
watched it happen.
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And some copsget help from angels.
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Come on, Gabriel,
you must have seen something!
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Nah, man, I ain't seen
nothing for no cop.
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But there's still one cop
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with no special abilitieswhatsoever.
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Ah, there's only one way to know
who committed this crime.
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I'll just have to... find out.
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Detective Klaus Mandela is...
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_
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This truly is
the golden age of television.
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Hey, Papa, want to help
me earn a merit badge?
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Hmm? Sorry, son.
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Right now, NBC needs my love
more than you do.
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(sighs)
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Lrrr!
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Either help the boy, or go
outside and degauss the lawn!
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Oh, very well.
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Merit badges.
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Ah, this brings me back.
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Oh, Bone Whittling.
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I used to love that.
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Patricide.
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Well, let's work
up to that one.
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How about Skull Arranging?
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That is for Grrrl Scouts!
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Men bring the skulls
home, women arrange them.
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I'm gonna help you
earn a manly badge.
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Planetary Invasion!
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(groans):
Ah.
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But that's really hard.
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Hard shmard.
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I'll let you invade the easiest
planet in the whole galaxy.
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PROFESSOR:
Good news, everyone!
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I'm in terrible pain.
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- How is that good news?
- It's not.
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I've run out of Good News brand
herbal supplement.
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If you don't get me
more Good News, everyone,
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my arthritis will make me seize
up like a dried monkey carcass.
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I've seen those.
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In the Great Monkey Desert.
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(TV turns on)
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MORBO:
We interrupt your TV being off
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for this special bulletin.
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An alien saucer has been
detected en route to Earth.
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We now go live
to the White House lawn,
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where such things usually land.
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Go on.
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Ring the bell and invade them.
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(doorbell rings)
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Yes?
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Um, hi?
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I-I'm Jrrr, of the planet
Omicron Persei 8.
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Uh, what's that?
Speak up, son.
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Don't look at me.
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You're invading him.
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I just wanted to know-- well,
I'm here to invade your planet?
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(both laughing)
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Oh, what a cute little...
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(gun powering up)
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Uh-oh.
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Brannigan!
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Get out here and surrender
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before I get my
expletives deleted!
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And Earth is yours.
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So, sire, how may I please you?
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Go ahead.
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His bowels aren't
gonna disem themselves.
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Can't we just go?
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Mm-mm.
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Not until
you blow something up.
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Aw, man.
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Uh... uh...
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Just pick something
and blow it up
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so I can get home in time
for The Finder-Outer.
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Oh...
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(screams)
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What the...?
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All right, good enough.
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Let's go.
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He killed
my second-to-last Agnew.
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Rosemary!
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Sweep the booze bottles
off my desk!
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I'm addressing the planet.
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ROSEMARY:
First, brush your teeth!
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Yeah, yeah.
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My fellow Earthicans,
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a great American monster
has been silenced.
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Clone of Agnew is gone,
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killed in his clomping shoes
by ruthless Omicronians.
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But we're gonna get even,
by golly.
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Aw, crap,
he's on every channel!
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Effective immediately,
I'm calling for
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a planetary embargo
against Omicron Persei 8.
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Where's my Hot in Cleveland?
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All trade with the Omicronians
stops today.
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And that includes
cultural exports.
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Cultural?
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I'm talking about TV!
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Nixon out!
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Arroooo...!
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No...!
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NIXON:
...oooo...!
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(TV turns off)
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Well, I never liked going
to Omicron Persei 8 anyway.
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If we want to breathe sulfuric
acid and get our heads torn off
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by giant lizards, we can always
go to Gary, Indiana.
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Even I would never send you
to Gary, Indiana.
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But I am sending you
to Omicron Persei 8.
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(all grumbling)
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Oh, my gosh, are you kidding?!
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You see, the active ingredient
in my Good News
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herbal supplement grows only
on Omicron Persei 8.
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And due to the embargo,
the only place to get it
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is straight from the source.
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The deadly, deadly source.
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I will not endanger this crew
for some quack remedy.
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Ha! The Sacred Weed of
Omicron is a serious herb.
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Sacred Weed you say?
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(sniffs)
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Sweet toke of Ocracoke,
this stuff's the Omichronic!
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To the ship!
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We can't get through.
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The planet's blockaded.
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That won't stop us.
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Activate cloaking device.
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There's no such thing.
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Then engage deflector shields.
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That's from TV, Geordi.
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Well, what sort of
stealth technology do we have?
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A can of paint.
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(can rattling)
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(computer beeping)
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Sir, there's an Omicronian ship
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requesting safe passage home.
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Home, eh?
That's where I live.
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Let them through the blockade.
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Okay, buddy up
and look out for Omicronians.
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It's up to everyone to get
their partner back alive.
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Fry, you go with Bender.
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Amy, with Leela.
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And I'll go with...
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Screwed again, my friend.
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(quiet ethereal humming)
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Hey, Bender,
you better check your ass.
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I think
it's leaking enchantment.
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That's not enchantment,
it's the herbs!
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Bender's electric field
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is activating their
bioluminescence.
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ALL:
Whoa!
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We'll need scientific samples.
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Everyone, start filling
these dime bags.
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(gasps)
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Whoa, a palace!
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Parapets, battlements,
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everything my Big Bookof Castles promised.
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I'm gonna sneak a closer look.
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Bender, you'll let me know if
we have to cheese it, right?
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First Law of Robotics, baby.
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(vehicles approaching)
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(gasps)
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Five-O, five-O!
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Five what?
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Five Omicronians!
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Everyone, grab your buddy
and get back to the ship!
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Coming through!
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Is everyone on board?
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I got my buddy.
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Hermes is my buddy.
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Bender, where's Fry?
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I saw him in the, uh, kitchen.
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With Dinah.
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You know, the dyno-matic
food-service robot.
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Let's go already!
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(guns clicking)
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I smell the stink
of Earth humans.
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Fan out!
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They got away, Your Scaliness.
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We must have just missed them.
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The ground is still warm.
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(whimpers quietly, gulps)
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I want my Earth shows!
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These local programs
are completely unwatchable.
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(grunting)
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(canned laughter)
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Hey, Pops, want to
play skull ball?
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I'm watching something here.
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(sighs)
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(Fry sneezes)
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(clattering) Hello?
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FRY:
Ow!
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Uh, y-you can come out.
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Don't be s-scared.
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(crickets chirping)
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(chewing)
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Mmm.
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(both scream)
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You're an alien?
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Do you speak English?
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English?
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You must be a terrestrial
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from that Earth ship
they were hunting.
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Don't worry, I won't hurt you.
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Hey, thanks.
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You want some candy?
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Ew. You were
eating my turds?
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Feces pieces?
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Blech!
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You must be hungry.
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Really hungry.
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Come inside, I'll feed you.
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Okay, but I'm kind of picky.
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I'm gonna call you "T."
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For terrestrial?
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No, "turd-eater."
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But I have to hide you
from my dad.
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He's really mad at humans
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(mocking): 'cause he can't
watch television.
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(gasps) Your dad must be Lrrr!
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BOTH: "Ruler of the
planet Omicron Persei 8."
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(both laugh)
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He's a terrible father.
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Bender, do you
know where Fry is?
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I haven't seen him since we got
back from Omicron Persei 8.
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Fry? Uh, you just
missed him.
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He went out to buy you flowers.
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Whatever kind you like best.
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'Cause he loves you and crap.
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Aw, that's so sweet.
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Thanks, Bender.
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Dude!
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That herb you scored cleared up
my arthritis and my glaucoma.
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Have you seen Fry?
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Fry? Uh, he, uh,
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went to get you a burrito
at the gas station.
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Awesome.
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You got to love a dude
that brings the munchie.
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Fry is one guy I'd
definitely never abandon.
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(evil chuckle)
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(moans sadly)
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This is my fleam.
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You use it to peel the skin
off your enemies
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layer by layer
till they die or whatever.
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Neat! Hey, you know
who would love fleaming stuff?
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My friend Bender,
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who I'll never see again.
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Aw, you're homesick,
aren't you, T.?
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00:11:05,228 --> 00:11:08,663
Mmm-hm. I miss Earth,
and I'm still hungry.
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00:11:08,731 --> 00:11:10,398
Do you have any
more of that candy?
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00:11:10,466 --> 00:11:12,467
No, but I have a toy Earth.
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Home.
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00:11:32,755 --> 00:11:33,755
I didn't abandon you!
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You wandered off!
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00:11:34,924 --> 00:11:36,825
Stop judging me, Fry-bed!
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(grunting)
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Oh, it's just not the same
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without the muffled screams.
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If only I could hear
your voice again.
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(gasps)
267
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,337
(click, beep)
268
00:11:49,405 --> 00:11:50,738
Hello, it's me, Fry!
269
00:11:50,807 --> 00:11:52,573
I'm not here right now,
270
00:11:52,641 --> 00:11:55,010
'cause we're out getting drunk
at the Olive Garden.
271
00:11:55,077 --> 00:11:56,377
So just leave a message
272
00:11:56,445 --> 00:11:58,613
for myself or Bender
after the tone.
273
00:11:58,681 --> 00:11:59,747
See you!
274
00:11:59,816 --> 00:12:01,216
(beeps, clicks)
275
00:12:01,284 --> 00:12:02,784
Awww.
276
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,119
(knocking)
277
00:12:04,187 --> 00:12:06,054
LEELA:
Fry? Are you home?
278
00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:09,390
We're supposed to have a date at
the adults-only pancake house.
279
00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:12,127
Of course he's here
and not on another planet!
280
00:12:12,195 --> 00:12:13,361
(nervous groaning)
281
00:12:13,429 --> 00:12:14,930
Ooh.
282
00:12:14,997 --> 00:12:18,533
In fact, he's about to
talk to you right now.
283
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,235
Oh, good.
(clicks)
284
00:12:20,303 --> 00:12:22,237
Hello, it's me, Fry.
285
00:12:22,305 --> 00:12:24,072
I'm... drunk... right now.
286
00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:26,074
So just leave.
287
00:12:26,142 --> 00:12:27,309
Okay...
288
00:12:27,376 --> 00:12:28,543
I love you.
289
00:12:28,610 --> 00:12:30,411
Olive... you.
290
00:12:30,479 --> 00:12:31,813
(beeps)
291
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,915
(evil chuckle)
292
00:12:33,983 --> 00:12:38,286
And finally, our new employee
of the month is Fry.
293
00:12:38,354 --> 00:12:40,755
He's really been putting
his nose to the grindstone,
294
00:12:40,823 --> 00:12:43,124
according to Bender's
constant updates.
295
00:12:43,192 --> 00:12:46,427
He's been working so hard,
we barely even see him.
296
00:12:46,495 --> 00:12:48,063
It's strange, that.
297
00:12:48,130 --> 00:12:49,564
There's nothing strange
about it.
298
00:12:49,631 --> 00:12:50,966
He's just out of sight
299
00:12:51,033 --> 00:12:53,068
around this corner,
exterminating mice.
300
00:12:53,135 --> 00:12:54,302
(rewinding, beeps)
301
00:12:54,370 --> 00:12:56,238
Mice... Mice...
302
00:12:56,305 --> 00:12:57,672
Myself... Elf...
303
00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:59,174
- Elf.
- Oops.
304
00:12:59,242 --> 00:13:01,276
Elves are back.
305
00:13:06,715 --> 00:13:08,316
T. text home?
306
00:13:08,384 --> 00:13:09,584
Sorry, boy.
307
00:13:09,651 --> 00:13:11,086
'Cause of the embargo,
308
00:13:11,153 --> 00:13:12,854
our planets aren't allowed
to communicate.
309
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,856
Update Facebook status home?
310
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,124
(sighs)
311
00:13:16,192 --> 00:13:18,026
Look, my scout manual
312
00:13:18,094 --> 00:13:20,195
has a section
on emergency communication.
313
00:13:20,263 --> 00:13:21,863
Maybe we can rig something up.
314
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,131
Would you like that, boy?
315
00:13:23,199 --> 00:13:24,499
Huh? Would you, boy?
316
00:13:24,566 --> 00:13:25,466
(panting)
317
00:13:25,534 --> 00:13:27,102
(squeals happily)
318
00:13:30,339 --> 00:13:32,974
Watch out!
319
00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:34,842
BOTH:
Whoa!
320
00:13:34,911 --> 00:13:36,778
(grunting)
321
00:13:36,845 --> 00:13:38,046
Sorry.
322
00:13:38,114 --> 00:13:40,115
This planet has a moon problem.
323
00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:46,121
So what makes this thing fly?
324
00:13:46,188 --> 00:13:47,822
It's powered by love.
325
00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:49,791
Aww.
326
00:13:49,858 --> 00:13:52,127
Okay, stop loving me
so much so we can land.
327
00:13:52,194 --> 00:13:53,494
No problem.
328
00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:00,568
Okay, this tech dump
329
00:14:00,636 --> 00:14:03,571
has every kind of high-tech
communications device.
330
00:14:03,639 --> 00:14:07,342
Using all of them, I'm sure
I can get a message home.
331
00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:08,910
(groaning)
332
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,346
There. Finished.
333
00:14:15,117 --> 00:14:17,352
(chugging)
334
00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:21,089
Oh, God, I can't believe
I abandoned Fry.
335
00:14:21,157 --> 00:14:23,724
I'll never forget the feel
of his soft skin
336
00:14:23,792 --> 00:14:26,727
against my flailing fists.
337
00:14:26,795 --> 00:14:29,097
(sobbing)
338
00:14:30,899 --> 00:14:33,168
Oh, wait, there's still
some beer left.
339
00:14:33,235 --> 00:14:35,103
(slurping)
340
00:14:35,171 --> 00:14:37,005
Huh?
341
00:14:43,745 --> 00:14:45,713
(gasps)
"S.O.S."?
342
00:14:45,781 --> 00:14:47,582
Those are the letters
that Fry knows!
343
00:14:47,649 --> 00:14:49,184
He's alive!
344
00:14:49,251 --> 00:14:50,718
(grunting)
345
00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:52,720
Yeah?
346
00:14:52,788 --> 00:14:55,523
(screaming)
347
00:14:57,593 --> 00:15:00,595
LRRR: Jrrr, how do I watch
a funny on the YouTube?
348
00:15:00,662 --> 00:15:02,030
It's my dad.
349
00:15:02,098 --> 00:15:03,198
Quick, hide!
350
00:15:03,265 --> 00:15:04,432
(grunts)
351
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,701
(door opens)
352
00:15:06,768 --> 00:15:08,870
What's going on in here?
353
00:15:08,937 --> 00:15:10,305
Uh, nothing.
354
00:15:10,373 --> 00:15:11,739
I was just playing foosball.
355
00:15:11,807 --> 00:15:13,208
By myself.
356
00:15:13,275 --> 00:15:15,877
I thought I told you
to kill those foos.
357
00:15:15,944 --> 00:15:17,745
(rustling)
358
00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:21,416
Hmm, let's just have a look
in the toy closet, shall we?
359
00:15:22,684 --> 00:15:24,819
Skull, skull, skull,
360
00:15:24,887 --> 00:15:27,622
skull, skull... wait.
361
00:15:27,689 --> 00:15:29,090
Why haven't you
fleamed this skull?
362
00:15:29,158 --> 00:15:31,226
(whimpers) Hi, Mr. Lrrr.
(screams)
363
00:15:31,293 --> 00:15:32,227
(groans)
364
00:15:32,294 --> 00:15:33,995
Hey,
365
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,397
you're one of those Earth spies
366
00:15:35,464 --> 00:15:36,498
from that Earth ship,
aren't you?
367
00:15:36,565 --> 00:15:37,665
(gulps)
368
00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:38,966
Are you going to kill me?
369
00:15:39,035 --> 00:15:40,635
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
370
00:15:40,702 --> 00:15:43,004
Jrrr is.
371
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,575
BENDER:
Three... two... one.
372
00:15:53,349 --> 00:15:56,251
Hang on Fry,
I'm a-comin' to save you!
373
00:15:56,318 --> 00:15:59,254
(clicking)
You are... my... here... o.
374
00:15:59,321 --> 00:16:01,256
(beeps)
Shut up, Fry, I know it.
375
00:16:03,890 --> 00:16:05,991
It's a nice day.
376
00:16:06,059 --> 00:16:08,561
We'll take him out to the yard,
and after you shoot him,
377
00:16:08,628 --> 00:16:09,995
we'll play catch
with his bladder.
378
00:16:10,063 --> 00:16:11,230
But I can't.
379
00:16:11,298 --> 00:16:12,431
He's my pet.
380
00:16:12,499 --> 00:16:13,832
You shot your hamster.
381
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:16,102
I told you, that was suicide.
382
00:16:16,169 --> 00:16:17,403
(groaning)
383
00:16:17,471 --> 00:16:19,438
He looks kind of sick.
384
00:16:19,506 --> 00:16:20,806
What have you been feeding him?
385
00:16:20,873 --> 00:16:22,575
Uh, some stuff I made.
386
00:16:22,642 --> 00:16:23,942
Whatever.
387
00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:25,811
It's time I made
a man out of you.
388
00:16:25,878 --> 00:16:27,413
Right here, today,
389
00:16:27,481 --> 00:16:29,615
while I'm not missing
anything good on TV.
390
00:16:29,682 --> 00:16:31,984
Now get in there
and shoot your beloved pet!
391
00:16:35,589 --> 00:16:37,623
(crying):
I guess this is good-bye.
392
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:39,091
(gun clicks)
393
00:16:39,159 --> 00:16:40,626
It's okay, Jrrr.
394
00:16:40,693 --> 00:16:42,828
The week I spent hiding
in your closet,
395
00:16:42,895 --> 00:16:46,532
eating your turds,
was the best week of my life.
396
00:16:52,339 --> 00:16:55,774
Aah!
397
00:16:55,842 --> 00:16:58,977
(sizzling)
398
00:16:59,045 --> 00:17:00,479
Run, boy! Run!
399
00:17:08,388 --> 00:17:11,624
He's escaping on a bicycle
powered by love.
400
00:17:11,691 --> 00:17:14,393
Which is an ordinary thing
on this planet.
401
00:17:16,630 --> 00:17:18,997
(panting)
402
00:17:20,534 --> 00:17:23,135
They're getting away.
403
00:17:23,203 --> 00:17:24,503
Love harder!
404
00:17:24,571 --> 00:17:25,571
We can't, sir.
405
00:17:25,639 --> 00:17:27,072
The men have been hurt
too often.
406
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:29,475
(screaming)
407
00:17:31,545 --> 00:17:32,878
We did it!
408
00:17:32,945 --> 00:17:34,380
We're home free!
409
00:17:34,447 --> 00:17:35,681
Yes, but...
410
00:17:35,748 --> 00:17:37,416
(coughing) I'm dying.
411
00:17:37,484 --> 00:17:39,218
Not 'cause of the turds.
412
00:17:39,286 --> 00:17:40,486
Can I have a turd?
413
00:17:40,554 --> 00:17:41,853
Just rest.
414
00:17:41,921 --> 00:17:44,056
I'm gonna get you to a vet.
415
00:17:46,468 --> 00:17:48,051
_
416
00:17:48,461 --> 00:17:50,229
(groaning)
417
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:55,601
I am Drrr, doctor of the planet
Omicron Persei 8.
418
00:17:55,669 --> 00:17:58,170
It appears you may have
ingested something toxic.
419
00:17:58,238 --> 00:18:00,506
Open your mouth
and say "ahhhh!"
420
00:18:00,574 --> 00:18:03,041
(weakly): - Ahhhh.
- Good God!
421
00:18:03,109 --> 00:18:05,744
Here, take some of this herb
to ease the pain.
422
00:18:05,812 --> 00:18:08,214
Can you save him?
423
00:18:08,281 --> 00:18:11,116
I could, but he'd only live
another 80 years at most.
424
00:18:11,184 --> 00:18:12,751
The humane thing is
to put him to sleep.
425
00:18:12,819 --> 00:18:14,753
Oh!
426
00:18:14,821 --> 00:18:16,222
Stop!
427
00:18:16,289 --> 00:18:18,790
I won't let you do it!
428
00:18:18,858 --> 00:18:19,791
Dad?
429
00:18:19,859 --> 00:18:21,527
Because you have to do it.
430
00:18:21,595 --> 00:18:25,030
Be a man for once and fleam
this wretched creature.
431
00:18:25,098 --> 00:18:27,099
I won't.
432
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:29,201
I'm not exactly like you, okay?
433
00:18:29,269 --> 00:18:31,437
I don't want to conquer planets
or kill things,
434
00:18:31,504 --> 00:18:33,305
or wear a lame cape.
435
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,241
It's not lame, it's lamé.
436
00:18:35,308 --> 00:18:37,409
And this thing lying on the bed?
437
00:18:37,477 --> 00:18:40,212
He may be a weird skin ball
full of love
438
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,647
and some kind of red juice--
439
00:18:41,715 --> 00:18:43,048
which is delicious, by the way;
440
00:18:43,116 --> 00:18:44,750
I've been drinking it
every day--
441
00:18:44,817 --> 00:18:45,984
but we're friends.
442
00:18:46,052 --> 00:18:48,554
And I will not kill him.
443
00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:55,494
You know,
444
00:18:55,562 --> 00:18:58,096
standing up to me
is pretty manly.
445
00:18:58,164 --> 00:18:59,665
I'll tell you what, sport.
446
00:18:59,733 --> 00:19:00,999
I'll kill him for you.
447
00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:02,268
DRRR:
Good news!
448
00:19:02,335 --> 00:19:03,902
Nobody has to kill him
after all.
449
00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:06,305
Because he already died!
450
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,642
(gasps) T.!
451
00:19:09,709 --> 00:19:12,077
(sobbing)
452
00:19:12,145 --> 00:19:15,113
(both sobbing)
453
00:19:15,181 --> 00:19:16,915
Son...
454
00:19:16,983 --> 00:19:19,017
I didn't mean it about the cape.
455
00:19:19,085 --> 00:19:20,819
Capes are cool!
456
00:19:20,887 --> 00:19:22,788
(high-pitched humming)
457
00:19:22,855 --> 00:19:25,424
(gasps) He's alive.
458
00:19:25,492 --> 00:19:27,826
At least his butt is.
459
00:19:29,929 --> 00:19:31,830
(Bender grunting)
460
00:19:31,898 --> 00:19:34,633
Fry?
461
00:19:34,701 --> 00:19:36,502
Bender.
462
00:19:36,569 --> 00:19:39,137
I knew you wouldn't abandon
me for much more than a week.
463
00:19:39,205 --> 00:19:40,306
What's happening?
464
00:19:40,373 --> 00:19:41,540
Why is his butt glowing?
465
00:19:41,608 --> 00:19:43,175
The electromagnetic intensity
466
00:19:43,242 --> 00:19:44,843
of the robot's friendship
is causing the herbs
467
00:19:44,911 --> 00:19:47,012
in his bowels
to bioluminesce with love.
468
00:19:47,079 --> 00:19:48,380
Probably.
469
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,615
That's right, ugly.
470
00:19:49,683 --> 00:19:51,550
I'm here to take
my friend home.
471
00:19:51,618 --> 00:19:54,386
Whoa, is that a fleam?
472
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,655
But, T., can't you stay with me?
473
00:19:56,723 --> 00:19:58,357
We could grow up together.
474
00:19:58,425 --> 00:20:01,493
No. I need to grow up
on my own planet.
475
00:20:01,561 --> 00:20:04,963
I must bid you farewell,
my special friend.
476
00:20:14,974 --> 00:20:18,510
What the hell's
been going on around here?
477
00:20:22,114 --> 00:20:23,849
Ah, Fry!
478
00:20:23,916 --> 00:20:26,352
You've been working so hard,
we haven't seen you in days.
479
00:20:26,419 --> 00:20:27,486
Wait, what?
480
00:20:27,554 --> 00:20:29,722
No, I was stuck
on... Ow!
481
00:20:29,789 --> 00:20:33,225
Stuck on another delivery
that he undertook on his own.
482
00:20:33,292 --> 00:20:36,428
We're all very lucky
and not suspicious to have him.
483
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:37,996
Hey, Fry,
484
00:20:38,064 --> 00:20:40,399
things sure have been
going great between us.
485
00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:43,101
Remember that make out
session in that dark closet?
486
00:20:43,169 --> 00:20:45,070
You were like a machine.
487
00:20:45,137 --> 00:20:47,005
But I...
488
00:20:47,073 --> 00:20:49,408
Olive... you.
489
00:20:49,476 --> 00:20:51,209
(rewinding) It's me, Fry!
490
00:20:51,277 --> 00:20:53,211
(beeps) It sure is.
491
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