Original subtitles

Oscar Films present

Suheir Ramzey

Adel Imam

In: Wedding Night Prohibitions

Starring: Mohammed Reda

Nabila El Sayed

Samir Ghanem

George Sedhom

Tawfiq El Dikn

Singer: Shafiq Galal

With: Nagwa Fouad

Script, Screenplay & Dialogue: Farouq Sabry

Distribution by: Sot El Fan Films

Cinematography: Wahid Farid, Mahmoud Nasr & Kamal Kareem

Director: Hassan El Seify

What's this? What's all this noise, you boys?!

Leave that ball, boy!

You over therel!

Not a move!

Attention!!

Stand up! Sit down!

Stand up! Salute!

Who stole my beans sandwich?

You must be aware that I am the type who beats,

and gets beaten, understood?

Go ahead and play

Where are you?

I am in love, Khamis. I am in love

You're almost there. Today you're going to propose,

then you'll get engaged, then married

Then you'll be a beggar and wish you'd never been married

That would never happen

Gosh, I would love to be married and have a little kid,

I'd play with him and he'd slap me round the face

He'd say: Daddy, Daddy!

Then poke my eyes out with his fingers,

then I'll be blind and fired from school

Then my son will take me to cafés to beg,

then we'll be imprisoned for begging

Then my wife comes to bail us out, wonderfull!

God be with you

The important thing is her mother though, Khamis

She can't stand me and I can't stand her

Her mother is not important,

the important thing is her father, Master Ashoor is a strong man

Only in front of people

At home, he can't even cough without her permission

And if she doesn't let him?

He holds it till he goes to the café, and coughs there

But he has some cough...

This is great, teachers

What, is this a café?

Would you like me to order tea or hookah perhaps?

I'll have a herbs' drink and a domino

- And you? - I want one camomile

Get up the both of you! Lessons began 5 minutes ago!

Go ahead, Mr Tahsin, please

That won't do, after you, Mr Khamis

Impossible, I'm just a petty Arabic teacher,

but you are a History teacher

Napoleon has told me about you a lot

You don't have to tell me about Nipo

We got kicked out of school together

He went to France and I continued my work here

It's all about luck

Out! Both of you! Rubbish teachers!

- Take the whistle - Out! Out!

- Take the whistle then - Out both of youl!

- The whistle, Khamis - Qut!

The Ministry is picking on me, for they send me those morons!

Mona, what is this?

Get dressed, your suitor is arriving soon

I am dressed, the latest fashion

Good God! What embarrassing fashion!

I don't make fun of your trends, Dad

As if your mother likes it

She's determined to westernize my style and confuse me

Hope she doesn't confuse me too

- How? - By refusing my suitor

It's up to me in matters like these

I am the man and what I say goes

No woman will do as she pleases

- Darling, Daddy - Shosho!

Yes, dear. I'll be right there

- Dad! - Just playing along

Protect us God from scandals

Are you going to keep wandering around like that?

It makes me angry

I'll get dressed straight away

Nabawiya, give me the galabiya!

What? Galabiya!

You're going to kill me!

God willing... I mean God willing those who love you

Meaning?

I was going to say who loves you and that's what I meant

You're a man, you?

Not exactly a carrot

You're the one who confused me

Don't be so picky, it's the intent that counts

Patience is a virtue. Off you go, get into your suit

What? Why are you back?

Well, not the suit please

The man has known me for a long time,

he's a neighbour and knows I am a tough man

Tough? He must have the wrong address

Times change and people progress, idiot

- Understood? - Understood

So why are you still standing there?

I'll go get dressed, darling

- Go on - Alright

For goodness sake! What now?

When I wear the suit, I look like a foreign undertaker

- Come here, man - Yes

Refined people put on manicure

Go!

Damn! Just what we need,

men telling women what to do!

Curse the suit and the one who makes me wear it!

This is unbearable

By the way,

how come you agreed to receive that guy here without asking me?

You see, Zarifa darling

I've told you many times, Zarifa is a horrible name

Call me Zozo

I'm sorry. The man, Zozo darling,

called me and said,

I'm coming to visit at 8 o'clock

You should have told him: wait till I ask the lady first

- Didn't I tell you? - What?

I was but the line was cut and I couldn't find the dial tone,

- No dial tone! - Yes, I swear

I looked for it everywhere

I searched for it all over the place

I asked every one if they had seen the dial tone

You're trying to trick me

Why are you so unfair?

Never mind, patience is a virtue. Now get dressed

Don't forget the top hat

Forget about the top hat

That useless servant brought the pickles in it

Shall I wear the pickles jar then?

Very funny!

Shut up, girl!

Put down the coffee and go to the kitchen

Yes, what can we do for you?

Actually, I wanted to propose to Miss Mona

And I have hope that Master Ashoor will agree

Ashoor? His name is Shosho. You're gauche

Excuse me, Master Shosho

You should have told me,

so I could have at least congratulated you

Happy day when you be Shosho, you're good and deserve it

Please get to the point

I'm here to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage

- Well... - Speak to me

Mr Shosho has nothing to do with this

How? Isn't he the man of the house?

Or is he just a figurehead?

Don't men have the upperhand or you reversed that too?

Tell me first who you are and who's your family?

Have you forgotten or what?

I'm Tahsin

Son of the lady that grew up with you in the alley

You used to chase the cars together

You even used to hang up your laundry on our roof,

because the stairs to your rooftop were broken

Look at the way he's talking; he's provoking me

Just like his mother

God rest her soul, she was a good neighbour

Thank you, Master

I remember when your pants were hanging up to dry on our roof,

and it flew away. Mum was so upset

She kept saying: What a disaster! What are we going to do?

Zarifa will think we gave the pants to your father

And I tell her that that can't happen,

there's a big size difference

Father was a little skinny thing,

just like a sugar cane; God rest his soul

Listen, Mister..

You cannot marry our daughter

Is that so, Master Shosho? Haven't you given me your word?

Word? What word, Shosho?

Are you making political deals behind my back?

You made marriage a political issue too? Lucky me

Zo0zo, don't be so harsh

You shut up, you're already in trouble

I'll explain everything to you when we're alone

Explain? I'll show you, you wait and see!

I want to explain to you...

No need for all this

As for the kids send them to boarding school,

instead of dragging them in courts and stuff

Good bye

Shouldn't we agree first?

Good bye, Mister

Agree on dowry and these matters?

I said good bye, Mister

I say that the wedding ceremony be next month

I will get a raise of 12 piastres, what do you say?

If you don't leave now, you'll be leaving on a stretcher!

Stretcher? Nobody has said that to me before

Once someone mentioned a wheelchair, I beat him up

Calm down and listen to me

Leave now and meet me in the café. We'll talk

What are you saying?

I'm saying good bye. Good bye, Mister

You're brushing me off, Master Shosho?

- Never mind... - Mona!

Curse you!

Mum, why did you do that?

You be quiet. I know what's best for you and your father

I'm her father and I know what's best for her and for you

You be quiet!

Frankly, Tahsin and I have been in love since we were kids

Is that so?! I shouldn't have spoiled you and your father

>From now on, you will not leave the house

And you, move here,

my daughter will marry a man from a refined family,

not Tahsin, son of Om Tahsin

Now move so I can pass

Go ahead

- Are you happy, Dad? - To be honest, no

Speak to her then

If I could I would have, didn't you hear her?

You have to know this is a school not a butchery

Here when the teacher teaches, the student learns

When the teacher doesn't teach, the students are stupid

Because you're not teaching, all the students are stupid at History,

due to your cursed efforts

Thank you, sir

Your valuable direction is to thank

What are you babbling about?

I have a personal problem these days

You are getting paid, so you have to teach

Otherwise stay at home

The headmaster is right

I promise you, sir, from now on,

his voice will shake the foundations of the school

Students 10 kilometres away will hear him teaching

I am concerned with the students of this school,

who I'm going to get fired on account of,

not the ones 10 km away

Don't worry sir, God willing,

the score will be 5 - O in favour of the Ahly

Why are you talking?

We're one, sir. Are we not, Mr Tahsin?

I substantiate the witness' statement and request a verdict of not guilty

Good God, aren't you amazing!

Thank you

That's enough, sir. Go on, Mr Tahsin then

Get on with your work

That won't do, you first

Good God, man

I am just a petty Arabic teacher,

you're the famous History teacher

Alright, Mr Tahsin

Be a good boy and apologise to the headmaster

Go on, Tahsin, kiss his hand and apologise

I'm sorry

Kiss his hand.. Congratulations, sir

I didn't do anything

Off to your lessons both of you!

Rubbish teachers!

I swear they're going to kill me

I am so depressed, Khamis

What's with you? It went well this time,

who knows what'd happen next time

He's bad-tempered

He'll report you to the Ministry and you'll be fired

I can't think straight, when I try to explain history,

it comes out as rubbish

- You still haven't seen her? - A whole week

I know nothing about her since I was at their house

Every time I call there,

that terrible woman answers and I hang up

Haven't you spoke to her father?

I did and he said: "Attendez" a little

I'm afraid they're fooling me till they marry her to someone else

Listen

What if I can arrange for you to see her?

Please

After the sixth lesson, invite me to an exquisite lunch,

then two bottles of beer and pass two cigarettes

Pass?

Then when I wake up, put me to sleep again, right?

Let's go then

You wait

Answer, you coward!

Talk, you idiot. Speak up you fool

Same to you!

What? Why aren't you answering?

Their phone will be busy forever.. I've stalled it

I swear I'll get the dog, to track you down

What time is it?

I don't know how it works, you look at it

What? It's 5:00

At precisely 7:00, you'll be with Mona

- Really, Khamis? - Really

It's true, you're a famous History teacher,

but I'm a cunning Arabic teacher

I am one of the old foxes

- 1 know - Let's go

- Let's go - Or finish your tea?

Good tea, but too much gas in it

I made it with soap this time. It's great!

Yes, yes. I'm coming!

Don't knock so hard!

- Good morning - Hello... yes. What?

Here he is. You speak

- Nice day to you - Hello. Yes?

We've been informed that your phone's not working

Who said so?

There's been no dial tone for two hours,

but no one reported it

Complaints are electronic now, ma'am

- What? - Your phone says: Ouch!

We hear it and come immediately

Just let them work. Must you interrogate them?

Come in

- Where's the phone? - There... Come here

It's always broken, curse you

- Wasted our time, damn you - They're insulting us

- Don't worry, ma'am - Thank you

Dial tone, we will fix it

Don't worry, everything will run as normal

The flu's everywhere these days

Why are you getting so close? God protect me

I can't see her anywhere

Pretend you're looking for a plug and look for her

- I'm scared - Don't! Be a man!

Mr Mahmoud!

Who's that?

- You

- Mr Mahmoud - Yes?

Go look for the plug and connections SO we can get on

- Screw the nails - But make them hot

Why are you eavesdropping? Where's the kitchen?

Excuse me

Where are the phone connections?

- What's with the phone? - It's sick

There's no dial tone

- Hasn't slept for a week - What?

Hasn't slept for a week

Filled with love and feelings

Passion and affection

- Tahsin! - Mona

I can't wait any longer

Curse your mum, she kept us apart

- How did you get in here? - Thanks for the phone

Don't do be rash

I am tired, Mona

- Is the water hot yet? - It's boiling, mister

Mister!

You're speaking to a phone engineer, understand?

Excuse me, mister

Take off the lid

I shall put in.. the intestines first

What are you doing?

Be quiet, woman. You wouldn't understand

Give me that lump that fell down

The dial tone is lost. You heat up some water,

drop the phone in the water and the dial tone's back

- No way! - Just like that

Some herbs to add spice to the sound,

so the 'hello' is a nice 'hello'

Here we go. Where's the ladle?

A little onion to add a nice aroma

What are you doing?!

I'm going to drive you crazy

Help!!

Come here! Give me the other one!

Goodness!

I swear, I'll show you!!

I'm going to say something, just hold on

What?

Hold it

Let me go! I swear if you don't leave me...

Oh my leg!

What the hell are you doing?

I am cleaning up behind them

I'll show you! Help me

You asked me to clean. You're so confusing

- Go ahead - You first

That won't do, after you

You first

Yes, I am a History teacher,

but don't forget you're a professional Arabic teacher

- You have a point - Thank you

- Go - Go ahead

No, you first

Come in

Good morning

Nothing's good as long as you two are in this school

Please, Mr Headmaster, watch what you say,

we are respectable government employees

So if you know that,

how can you perform such an improprieties

What impropriety, sir? God forbid

- And you're arguing? - Oht

The lady has told me everything

- Mr Khamis - Yes

Here she is

The story is that I love her, and I can't help it

You can't live without love, sir

What does that have to do with anything?

Don't you know she's married?

Married? You did it without me knowing?

Put the hat back on, or I swear I'll blow your brains out

No manners!

The lady is married to Mr Shosho

I don't care if she's married to Mr Churchill, I'm love her

Loving a woman that's been married for 20 years is a felony

Who are you talking about?

Mrs Shosho of course

I'm talking about her daughter, Miss Mona

Is it possible that Tahsin love Mrs Shosho?

I have taste; there's good in the country

or do you think we're fools?

I can't stay a moment longer

You send this complaint to the Ministry or else...

That's not necessary, I will send it myself

I won't budge, till they send a copy to the executor himself

- Thank you - Good bye

I'll show you

My regards to Mr Shosho

What complaint?

A complaint she is submitting against both of you

That's so humiliating

Besides I love her. I swear

But ll don't... He's the one who's In love

So, what's my fault?

Do you deny that you disguised yourself?

- I don't - Listen to me, sir

I love her

Do you deny that you entered their house in an unlawful way?

I don't deny it

Just listen to me. I love her

That you were an accomplice to indecency and licentiousness?

I don't deny

Listen to me! What deny and don't deny?

I said I love her! I love her! I love her!

Be quiet and stop repeating "I love her",

till we work out this mess we're in

- I love her, Khamis - You'll be fired

Khamis, my brother...

Mr Headmaster

What happened occurred with pure intentions, no doubt about that

God bless! That's great

God Most High! Long live the Student Union!

My colleague's heart is on fire

- I'm serious - You should come more often

- What was I saying? - No doubt

No doubt about that

I'm an emotional man, I can't bear lovers' separation

Be quiet and don't bother me

Tell that to the undersecretary and the Minister

after I send this complaint

Damn! She's written it on a pillow case!

Mr Headmaster..

I beg you don't send it

Don't ruin my career and put out my lights

and make my eight children fatherless

Your eight children? Are you married, Mr Khamis?

No, but I hope that I'll have eight children

Give the headmaster a couple,

one should be brown

He's a good man and deserves it

Would you like him male or female?

Since you're cowards, why act crazy?

We won't do it again but don't send the complaint

Alright, go and apologise to Mrs Shosho

Make her forgive you, or else...

Not necessary, we will apologise to her,

and write her an oath that we won't come near her again

Go on

Go, sir,

God willing... Peace be upon you

- Where did she go? - I don't know

There she is

Have mercy on us, Mrs Zarifa

You deserve to be hanged

Please, Khamis has nothing to do with this

I am responsible, file your complaint against me, get me fired

- Impossible! - Why?

You're the same type

No. I'm an Arabic teacher, he's a History teacher

Hope you're hit with hysteria in your brains!

If you've something against my mother,

forget the past and let's turn over a new leaf

- God forgives - What do you say?

- Well, Ma'am? - Help!

- Where did she go? - I don't know

Ma'am Zarifa

She's dead

- My condolences - Thank you

- Congratulations - Thanks

Someone call for help

Don't bother yourself, God's will is good

- You're going to go too?! - Be careful

- You saved me - Let's go

You saved my life

God is true

- Be strong, Master - God help me

Things happen for a reason

Thank God

She's gone with her evil

May you be well

Me. I'm the bereaved

Excuse me. Be strong

God help me

- For what's left in your life - Thank God

Shall I get you some coffee?

Enough coffee, curse you

Get me a cold drink and a hookah

- Upstairs - Sure

Suits! There's nothing better than traditional clothes

God take you too

I don't want suits and tailcoats

Excuse me, but there's a time for everything

Long live freedom

Light it, Master

It's clear and good now

Your wife hasn't been dead for 40 days

- Not your business! - Watch carefully

Tell you what..

- Sayed - Yes, Master Shosho

Ashoor or I'll pierce your eyes out, 'Shosho' is past tense

Yes, Master

Go to Zoba and tell her that Master Shosho, I mean Ashoor,

wants to come for a cup of coffee and have a word with you

You don't need to ask for permission,

it's an old flame, and no one can live without their past

Yes, but it's necessary to be polite

I wanted to ask if I could have one of your suits,

to show off to my beloved

Stupid whoever would look or wear them again

They're lying at home

Bring a tricycle to carry them and take them all

God keep you. You gentle one, so gentle

Damn you

It's boiled

I am the one who's boiling. So what do you say?

Don't open up wounds, Master. Let them be

>From now on there are no more wounds, Zoba

Not even the devil can keep us apart again

But I'm scared

Of what? We're made for each other no matter what

Look at God's plan, you married and were widowed,

and then I get widowed as well!

It was my father's fault

And my mother's. She's the one who picked that woman,

she swore that I have to marry her

- What's past is gone - You're right

Now, we should go ahead and get married

You surprised me, Master, and I need to think

Alright, take your time then

What!! What thinking!

I agree or will you make excuses as usual?

What a devil' You've always been funny

Look..

God willing, next Thursday, Tahsin and Mona will get married

The Thursday after is our wedding

I want to pass out till the awaited Thursday

God is great

What is patience in the face of promise and destiny

I finished patience

me and Job

And luck when it is reversed,

Gets the best of singers stoned

I asked a fortune teller

He threw away the book

Turned to me and said,

you'll wake up and find,

the mattress in Alyoub

How beautiful' Damn you!

Girls, ring your trills

Nothing is better than patience

The lovers will be merry

Candles are lit and veils

People stay up

Bride, tonight is your night

The sky is raining down sweets

The earth is prettier

The agencies emptier

And news agencies furnished

Our happiness is unmatched

Ring,

Girls ring your trills

Nothing is better than patience

Groom, for you we pranced

Sang for your joy and danced

- Two looking at you - Yes

- Want to tell you - Yes

Hurry up and get married

Before time from them away is carried

Ring

Girl, ring your trills

Nothing is better than patience

It's Zoba's turn to belong

She'll be engaged for long

- A handpicked watermelon - Yes

- Red and tasty - Yes

Better have her ripe

and stay away from the old

Ring..

Master, awaiting your wedding

I can congratulate and continue singing

Spicy verses

That lead to conflicts

And the night closes

That's chivalry and what not

And ring..

- Mona - Yes?

I cannot believe my eyes

I am right next to you

Come here

I knew marriage was sweet

Every time I hold you I feel,

I don't know who I am,

or where I came from or where I am

You love me that much?

If I didn't love you,

how could I have bore your mother?

Wait

Mona

Yes, you picked the right one

Yes, you took the pretty one

God take you!

This is Khamis's fault

He kept telling me to drink,

till I've started hallucinating

Yes, you picked the right one

Yes, you took the pretty one

Yes boy... What damnation!

Looks like too much drinking makes one see horrible things

What's horrible, you horrible creature?

No, I kept drinking,

and Khamis asked me why I was drinking...

Who am I talking to?

Don't you recognise me? Do I look familiar?

I've seen that ugly face somewhere before

Ugly? I am Madam Zozo, son of Hafiza

Zozo?!

Do you think you could marry her? No way

What, you think she's no mother to protect her?

Welcome!

Tahsin! Tahsin!

What's wrong with you, darling?

- Zozo - Who?

- Your mother - What's wrong with her?

No, we should remember her with a little prayer

Darling, Tahsin, you are so kind

- Very - Very kind

Very much

What a day

I swear I'll never drink again

I swear, never again

Yes, you picked the right one

Yes, you took the pretty one

What are you doing, you rude boy? Shame on you

No, it's not the drinking

Answer me. What are you doing with your trousers?

I'm taking them off!

Take your head off! Will you undress in front of me?

How rude

Shall I sleep with my clothes on?!

Look for somewhere else to change and sleep, you lizard

What? Slippers, too?!

- Yes - No!

Are you talking to yourself?

What? I'm not that rude!

I'm talking to your mum, I swear

Honey, you just said a prayer for her

- Your mother is back - How can that be?

You don't believe me? Your mother is back

Surely no one accepted her in heaven or in hell

So she came back. They kicked her out

You don't believe me. I swear there she is!

She's sitting on the bed like a chimp

- The bed is empty - When I see him..

- Who? - The undertaker who buried her

He should've built a pyramid so she wouldn't escape

I won't stay with you when you speak like that of Mum

Come here

Didn't you go down the manhole and die?

And you gave back what was entrusted to you to the Creator?

Thank God

So why are you back?

I took an open unpaid vacation just for you,

till you divorce her and then she can marry who I pick for her

Know that not you or all the ghosts in the country,

can separate Mona and I

Calm down, Tahsin has excuse

It's very difficult to forget your mother

He was talking to himself in the room

She made me speak to myself in Tahrir Square,

she's capable of making your husband do that in the room

Yes, yes

Who is it?

Tahsin! Hope everything is OK

How could you go out on such a night?

What is it?

- She doesn't agree to our marriage - How? Mona loves you

I'm talking about her mother

Her mother who?

Have you forgotten she's gone down the sewers?

Can you imagine she actually told me she'll protect her from me

Who said that?

- Hafiza... Zarifa! - Really!

The worst part is when I was undressing

You know, one has to undress on a night like this,

isn't that right?

- Of course - You have to undress?

- Sure - She scandalised me

She looked at me and said:

Your undressing in front of me, you rude boy?

Have you no shame?

Tahsin, exactly who said that?

I told you her mother

Her mother! Did you marry her mother?

No, I married her daughter

I am the wife of her mother's husband,

I mean the husband of her mother's daughter..

Why are you confusing me?!

Shall I get you a cup of aspirin and coffee?

A cup of aspirin and coffee?

I asked her how she came back,

she said I took an open vacation

Isn't that great!

Good God!

I think they sent her back because they got sick of her

- I'll get you coffee - What coffee, Khamis!

I need to get drunk and forget

Tahsin wants to drink

God keep us from scandals

Mona, what's this?

This won't do, my daughter,

get some sleep, it's almost dawn

I want to understand why he left home

Thanks to your mother

Believe it or not, on our wedding night,

I drank 4 bottles of Cognac

Plus 4 other bottles of cheap liquor & beer

All this to forget that I was stupid enough to marry her

Did you forget, Dad?

I'd drink the glass, get drunk and balanced,

when I look at her the alcohol evaporates and I sober up

Then have another glass, get drunk and balanced,

look at her and sober up and so on..

Get drunk, balanced, then sober up..

Till I admitted that there was no escape from her

The days passed and you arrived

Everything became better with you

Mona, you know

I bore all this just for you

- Dear Daddy - Go on

Go rest a while and we'll think in the morning

- Mona, darling - What's this?

Come a little closer

Tahsin, you've got it wrong

- I love you, I adore you - I'm Khamis

Even if you're Friday

I will tell on you

I am ticklish. I am ticklish, Tahsin

You're overdoing it

Wake up... Tahsin... Tahsin!

- Where's Mona? - Mona, who?

Where's Mona, my darling?

Mona

Mona, darling! Mona!

Tahsin

God rest your soul, Ma, she used to say:

never sleep next to a man having problems with his wife

Where's Tahsin?

I didn't find him at home

What if something has happened to him?

Congratulations! You've found the groom. I want my reward

Reward! He's not a missing goat!

Here's the groom. Take him, an hour ago he was..

Sign that you've received him

If you're not a drinker, why do you drink?

You found out what happened, Master?

It's alright

Mona, I am very sorry, darling

I don't do these things

Before we signed the wedding contract, Khamis,

gave me something to drink in secret

I kept drinking,

till I got drunk

I am sorry, darling

I'm inviting you to lunch today, I'll cook pigeons myself

Thank you my darling, Zoba

Dinner's on me then

I'll invite you at the best place at your expense

Yes

- How's everything? - All's fine

One Coca Cola here

Lemonade for me

Yes

I want a piece of meat beside that please

Yes, sir

What about me?

Why are you locking the door?

Why are shutting the door so eagerly?

The door knob would've been enough

It has to be locked

Starting tomorrow, I have decided,

to stop the people's chatter

Oh, yes the people are troublesome!

They have quite a tongue

They want an occasion to satisfy,

their gossip about newlyweds

They've made me sorrowful

I'm depressed day and night

I don't know if my name is Tahsin,

or if it has changed to Hosnia

They misunderstood; there were circumstances

Then make things right

Put my heart to rest

Reassure my youth

I used to be passive, now I'm active

Have you heard of the jungle lion?

I can't say "no"

>From now on you can say,

that we are similar

20 lions wouldn't move me!

They'd run away from me

Then you're not afraid of ghosts?

Not the world's ghosts could scare me

Hope you haven't forgotten

Never, only a man would do it

I'd ignore her

I'll make her be quiet and disappear

Who's like us among lovers?

Our world is a gentle one

The flowers of joy have bloomed

We have the sample

Who's like us among lovers?

After what has happened,

things have become calm and bright

Hearts have become like pockets,

when they are filled up

Who's like us among lovers?

My darling returned as a lion

People might envy him

Innocent from all accusations,

Now I'm not worried about him

Who's like us among lovers?

Excuse me, I'm here

Your night is surely a black one

She says our night's...

Bring Pa from the café

- Curse you - Tahsin, what's wrong?

Tell me.. How can I send you away?

How do I get rid of you?

Who shall I complain to?

Isn't there a ghost cop to rid me of this curse?

You're hallucinating again?

Answer her, you coward!

What do you want from me?

Stay away from her; leave her alone

Shame on you! She's my wife

This is our wedding night. Have some shame!

Wedding night?! Let me see what you're going to do!

If you're a real man, let me see!

And I'm staying right here

Staying? She's staying!

Isn't that nice! She's staying!

Look, son,

I'll tell you some words and you give me your reaction to them,

in very simple terms

Just throw out the first thing that comes to mind

Go ahead, doctor

- Mona - Beautiful flower

- Your mother-in-law - Black eggplant

- Master Ashoor - A sack with ears

How could he say that!

What is it? What's wrong?

Didn't you hear? Your friends says I'm a sack with ears

II -> a m S ac k

Silly Tahsin,

I told him many times not to mention that in front of you

Never mind; he's undergoing therapy

What therapy? That's plain rude!

He's going through an honesty fit;

his subconscious is doing the talking now

So, he's the subconscious physician

Exactly

What is it?

I think Tahsin is impotent

What does 'impotent' mean?

Well, it looks like he doesn't have

He's broke?

Tahsin, isn't a man

Oh, I'll be damned!

My daughter married a woman?

It's still just a possibility

How will we know for sure?

The only way is for you to spend a night out with him

After that, I'll be able to decide

Get your hand of me. What is this nonsense?

Anyone ever told you that I was...

Shame on you.. Don't say that

I meant that you get him a woman

Pick up a girl to spend the night with her

Pick up? Me?! After all that I'll be a...

- Alright? - Alright

He's your friend, you owe him

Yes, but that's too much

I haven't even done it for myself till this day

If not for him,

then for me and my daughter

Alright then

But nobody tell the headmaster

Look..

Take this gadget,

and attach it to the bed

without him noticing, in other words, trick him

- Trick him? - Yes

Be quiet, are you following?

Before their awaited encounter,

call me at the clinic,

and I will monitor everything through this machine

Oh my goodness!

The guy will be behind closed doors, in his room,

and you shamelessly spy on him?

What now?

This is psychology, Master

What did the doctor say?

All's well, everything is OK

Come here

- What is it? - Come on

Let's go

- What's going on? - Thank God, that's all it is

What did the doctor tell you?

Well, he says... he says that...

Speak up, Mister

Yes, Master, patience is a virtue

You're just staring and he wants to know

Speak up!

I am just trying to arrange my thoughts

So the story needs arranging?

Ever since he said 'antiphoria' and I knew something was wrong

- See? - What?

Go on

The doctor says you're a little nerve-racked

You'll stay with me for a while till you get better

Why don't I stay at my home?

You know what happens to you there

And Mona?

Mona?

Speak up, Mister

Master, don't hit this shoulder, hit the other one

The man's asking and you're dumbfounded

What exactly is the story?

Mona has to stay with her father a couple of days too,

till she has calmed down. Right, Master?

Very good, master of all

That's exactly what the doctor said

I won't ever stay away from my wife

Are you going to argue with psychologists too?

If you and Mona go home,

the disaster will just happen again

Then we're right back where we started

Alright, whatever you say

Cheers

Drink this till I tidy the room and the bed for you,

in celebration of what a great man you are

Great! Amazing!

What's great and amazing?

The 'antiphoria' symptoms must have appeared

A new mattress, all because of that doctor

Where are you going?

I just remembered that I have a little errand to run

I'll come with you, I'm scared of staying alone

The doctor said you mustn't leave home

You have to rest

Don't be late, I'm bored

Pray that I manage to get things done smoothly

Depend on God

I'll drink this stuff everyday

It's not the time

Straighten up! Straighten up!

Take this...

Thanks, Madam, I don't want money

What do you want then?

It's not me, it's my friend

- Who? - My colleague

Could you spare five minutes of your time?

You'd be doing humanity a favour

I don't understand what it is that you want

I don't, he does

We'll pay you whatever you ask for

What do you say?

What is it, Mister? You want something?

I don't, he's the one who does

- Who? - My colleague

What does he want?

Spare the lady for five minutes and we'll give her back

- After we're reassured - Reassured?

You see the doctor told my colleague...

The doctor said...

What do you say?

Where are you going?

You've got it wrong

She's not for me, it's for him

We'll pay her whatever she asks for

Here's a pound and give me the change

What's it to you?

Oh my! Sir!

Why are you hitting me?

I don't like these things

I swear I am a pious man and would never sin

Please ask her for us

We'll pay whatever you ask for

See, I'll give you whatever you want

Here's a pound and give me the change

Here

The whole thing won't take 10 mins

You have your coffee while we check things out

- What do you say? - What shall I do to you!

Why are you so rude?

You won't stop... then I'll beat you

Move

No, it's back again

Shameless people!

- Shut the door - There

His fist is huge, curse him

- So tell me, is he a man? - Man or not!

Why should I get beaten, Master?

He has no compassion or manners

I told him, I'll take the lady for 10 mins,

while you have your coffee, so we can be reassured

Then the lights went out. He has quite a fist

I don't care about all this

Just tell me, is he a man?

I'm quitting this task

You can use my apartment,

but I can't get beaten up twice in one day

What are you saying?

Listen here

I had a feeling you're an idiot,

and you can't do a thing

- You keep out of it - Thanks

I'll go home to have some rest

- No, stay here - Shouldn't I emigrate?

I'll go pick one up

very beautiful,

I used to know her in my naughty days

Lower your voice or Mona will hear you

Mona and Nabawiya are at Zoba's,

she insisted they stay the night

I'll go get ready

Don't take long, the doctor's waiting

I'm worried the doctor will catch it

Drink this lemonade and calm down

I don't want, thanks

Someone has envied you and me together

I won't let Dad postpone your wedding any longer

My darling..

I cannot get married,

while your status is still undefined

You're a good woman, Zoba

Unlucky is more like it

Excuse me, I'll go visit my sick neighbour

Alright, dear

Welcome, Lolla

Step in with your right foot

Impossible, I love him

What's this?

- You love me and I love you - Love who?

- You're Mahmoud EI Meliegy - Who?

- Who are you then? - Who is that?

- Mademoiselle Lolla - Yes, the one for the test

Master...

- Sorry, Madam... - Don't leave me, you criminal

- What's wrong with you? - What?!

- Why are you so scared? - She's too broad

Broad! That woman you don't like,

had the whole of Emad El Din St. in a frenzy

Not even Shewarby Street

We want to help Tahsin, not scare him

Understand?

Are you going to play smart?

Just take her to him, she'll do the rest

Come here

- Lady, I beg you... - You love me

I don't want anything

- Give me a kiss - I'm cursed

- Give me a kiss - 1 won't give anything

Don't resist me

God help me

You brought me here to humiliate me, Master?

Never mind, the man resisted

It's up to you then, Master

What's this? What?

I'll explain

Please no... Please no

- Come here - No, please

Please, leave

- No - Get away from me

Where are you going, woman?

After all this time, you're kicking me out?

With my apologies, I swear

Have mercy, Master

I came to you, darling

There's none like you among men

If you'll only agree

I'll make my heart your agency

There's none other for me,

you gorgeous one

Have some shame, woman

No one does anymore

Behave and have some respect

How could a girl see you and behave?

She'll fall

She'll die

She'll melt

Then she'll hug you like this

Hug me, Master

Help! Police!

Escape, run

Stay here, stay

Don't leave me

Obey me or else...

I'll say you're a thief

Stay away from me, please

Let me be, I'm engaged

Gosh, how cute you are!

How cute you are,

when you're embarrassed

The days have been long, come to me quick

I have words,

I want to tell you

I have things I want to tell you

What do you want to say? Hurry

When your shadow passes me by,

I cannot sleep at night

If you leave me, I will die,

a 'mademoiselle'!

Don't, I'm about to be married

Oh, your love!

You have a steel heart,

and I'm begging it

You give bread to the baker,

and I will make you a porch of glass,

and stairs of nylon

I miss them... I miss them... l miss them!

Whos them?

Your eyes, I miss them

They don't want to see you

You're distancing yourself from me

What shall I do about Zoba?

She's engaged to me

- Break it off - No... No... No

Don't think about her

- Break it off - No... No... No

She deserves it

No... No... No

Master, you gentle Master

What a dark day! We're in trouble!

Hug me, Master

Get away from me, I'm freaking out

Tell you what.. Come here

Where?

- Go into the bedroom - Come with me

Why are you in such a hurry?

- How are you, darling? - Welcome, how are you?

Why are you here?

I told Mona I was visiting a sick neighbour,

and I came to see what the doctor said about Tahsin

I'm the one who needs a doctor

Are you sick?

Oh my, master! You have a fever

- I'll get the thermometer - Come here

I don't want it, it's not necessary

- How is that? - It's not necessary

You're precious to me

Thank you, I know that

I don't want anything then

Why don't you want me to go inside?

The bedroom...

Where are you, Master?

What! You have guests?

How nice! Who is she?

I'm Nagwa Fouad

You traitor, you cheater

So you send Mona and the maid to my place,

s0 you can do this atrocious thing?

I'm innocent, Zoba

Don't even say my name

- Just calm down - Don't touch me!

Come here, Master

Who is that woman that's jealous of me?

Leave me alone, I have a crisis to deal with

You're useless

You should've said you wouldn't be able to do this

- It just happened - Be quiet

I will deal with it

You'll arrange something yourself?

Be quiet

Useless, useless!

Honestly, did you get your high-school degree?

Be quiet

- Enough, Master - 1 didn't say anything

Hello.. Amateur Cockroach Nightclub?

Madam Luna, please

Luna, hello!

How are you gorgeous?

I'm Dr William

I want you to pass by now

No, no...

A very important job

Can I help you?

Are you the masseur?

- No, I'm the History guy - No... no...

You're the masseur. Hurry up because I'm busy

Begin the session quick

What session, Madam?

You must be mistaken

Like I said, I'm a History teacher

I can give you a lesson, if you like

I teach History not cooking

Why have you taken your clothes off?

To begin the lesson. Go on

Once Bapoleon Bonaparte.. Napoleon

went to buy sweets

He went to the man who sells... He didn't find him

His mum told him...

Great

Well, doctor? Tell us, please

Give me some space

This is still a preliminary stage

Then what?

After Ibrahim Pasha, there was Zaki..

What's that, doctor?

She's kissing him

What's that at the corner?

She's hugging him

Give me some space, stop this squashing

Move

Then came Ali El Seryaousy after Zaki El Saman

Now he's kissing her... hugging her

Is Tahsin dead?

Congratulations, Master

Tahsin is in perfect shape

Even the machine couldn't bear it

My son-in-law is a man!

Thank God, Tahsin is cured and the master has gone crazy

What about the thing that happens to him?

I can now confirm that it's a simple case, don't worry

Go ahead then and say

Didn't I tell you he was scared?

He's going through inner conflict

He can't believe he actually married her after he had lost hope

He has the feeling her mother is after him

Which is why I would recommend that they go away,

spend their honeymoon away from the apartment,

- at a hotel perhaps - Thanks, doctor

- Watch it - Police

Watch it, Sir

What are you doing?

I've searched the whole train

I'm sorry, darling. We have to be careful

I had to make sure that woman is not after us

Tahsin!

Don't forget she is my mother

- Are you upset with me? - I am upset for you

Me too, I'm upset for myself

I've always been dreaming of being near you

When it finally happens, we can't be together!

We'll never leave each other, darling

I am with you and will stay that way for the rest of my life

It's just a crisis and it'll pass

So we can...

- Tell you what... - No

Look at that

You're still upset even after you understand,

that I'm innocent?

I'm upset because of my bad luck

We're almost there my dearest

How is that and you came to postpone the wedding?

It's not right for me to get married and my daughter is still a virgin

By the time she starts to live with Tahsin,

I will have died

Calm down. It's a difficult situation

- My situation is worse - Patience, Zoba

Where do I get it from?

Isn't it enough that I hug my empty pillow all night long?

And me the mattress!

I wake up in the morning drowning under the bed,

and I'm embarrassed to say

The second you leave, my tears run down my cheeks,

calling out for you to come see what's become of me

Don't do that, Zoba,

we're both rash,

we might make a mistake,

and have a child of sin and call him Sorag

Welcome to Alexandria

Taxi... Wait!

Get in.. I'll put this here

Palestine Hotel, please

Slow down, driver. What's the hurry?

Oh my goodness!

Hey, Mister

Goodness! Your mother?!

Mother!!

Stop making a racket

Are you happy? She fainted when she saw you

- If you care, divorce her - Never

I swear I'll kill you then today

- Want a puff? - Don't like it

You thought I was serious?

What shall I do to you? Kill you again?

Get down...

Come on

Get the bag, please

In God's name!

Why are you standing there?

- Nobody's driving the car - Impossible!

Get on with your work, man

Are you happy about your mother's behaviour?

Forgive me

If I hadn't seen her myself, I wouldn't have believed you

Did you see how she drove? She wanted to kill me

I wish I could have but the girl was with you

- See? - Be quiet

Mum, please

I wanted to appear to you alone to drive you crazy,

but I feared for you so I appeared to you too,

so that you know I'm in good health

Hear that, stupid?!

Mum, why are you doing this?

He doesn't deserve this

Get a divorce and I'll get you married to someone else

and stay away from each other

But I love him and he loves me

You silly, what do you love about him?

Love someone like your father, a pick-up truck,

not a scooter

- I'm a scooter, woman? - Yes

You be polite, understand?

I'm telling you,

we're tough you know

Why has it gone cold suddenly?

What exactly are you going to do?

Your laundry is dirty

No, I'll get cold and that'll be a problem

The clothes, you crazy woman

Give me the clothes, this is rude

Stay like that

Give me the clothes or I will beat you up

You useless baby. Get up, little one, get up

I said give them to me

Give them to me, or else!

Give them before I beat you up

What? You upset, darling?

- Don't 'darling' me - You lizard darling

Give them to me

1 will hit you

Give me the clothes!

Give me the clothes, woman!

Where did she go?

Give me the clothes!

This won't do, I will catch cold

I will catch cold like this

Leave the... leave...

Give me the...

Tahsin

Look at me. Here are your shorts

Have some shame and give me the thing!

I'll catch cold

Stay like that

Hey, Mister

You cannot swim in your underpants

This is impolite

- It's not my fault, I swear - Get out quickly

- I cannot - This is a misdemeanor

And coming out in this state is a felony

I said get out or I swear...

I have legitimate prohibitions

Understand it, will you!

So you don't want to come out?

Abdou! Mostapha! Come quickly!

Get that man out... Quickly!

- No one come near me - Get out alone then

Get the ladies out first

I am not responsible

All will be revealed! Move your hand!

Get the ladies out!

Everybody watch out for themselves!

Come here, what is it?

Why doesn't that man want to come out?

- He's undressed - Undressed?

You wanted to see me

You must understand, this is a respectable hotel,

I cannot allow these obscenities here

What obscenities, sir?

Nothing's worse than what you did in the pool

How could you go swimming without...

What can I say, curse her

Who?

The underwear elastic company

Their elastics don't last

In the old days-

Dad's elastic would be used by us all,

from one kid to the next without snapping

Then we make it into a sling and hit the kids with it

Enough. You can go now, Mister

I hope this is the last I will hear of this behaviour

Understood?

Or else I will have to take unpleasant action

I hope she doesn't reappear again

What?

Every time I open the cupboard,

she comes out of the...

so when I come out... Goodbye

What's become of people? I don't understand a thing

Happy with all this humiliation?

The man had me stand before him, and chided me like a pupil

Curse you, they let you go again?

What do you want with me?

Mum, if anything happens to Tahsin,

1 will kill myself

Don't say that, darling

Hopefully something will happen to him

Why?! He is a very nice man and he loves you

- Loved by a monkey! - It's OK

Please, for my sake,

give him a chance to prove he loves you

Apologise to her, Tahsin

I'm sorry. I am in the wrong

I'll kiss your head

Don't touch me, my body is tense

How would you like to spend the evening with us at the night club?

I don't mind

Please, sir

We need a table for three

Anyone coming later, sir?

She's with us already... no, not here

Please

Take a seat

No, I will sit here

Why are you looking at me like that?

I'm not, why should I?

What would you like to drink?

Whiskey or a fruits drink?

What are you saying?

I'll tell you. I'll drink chicken

A cold bottle of chicken, please

- Excuse me - Cold bottle of chicken

In God's name!

What's this? Warm water! What should I do with it?

Shave my beard!

Get her cold water

- For who? - My mother-in-law

As you wish

Please, see to my mum's orders

What would you like, the best mother-in-law in the world?

- Take your life - Get her... did you hear?

Tahsin

How funny and gentle your mother is!

I want a grand dish of spaghetti

and a fried chicken, but not from the co-op

A country chicken, like the ones your mother raised

Spaghetti and a country chicken that your mother raised

and pickles because she really loves pickles

We will have two chicken soup

- that your mother didn't raise - Stop that

Two escallop that your father raised

Why are you still standing? Go on

- I will turn it into a mess - As you wish

- Welcome, mother-in-law - None of your business

Spaghetti and my mother's chicken,

where do you want it?

Here, you idiot... Please

This is the one your mother raised? More like your wife

Where shall I eat you from, chicken?

Are you blind or what?

- Get on - Alright

Do you want onions or perhaps a salad?

When I finish, you wait

You want a piece?

Thank God

Do you want a hookah after the food?

I'll deal with you

- l1 want to dance - Dance?

Tahsin, dance with Mum

Come on, Madam

Say it in a nice way

I'm sorry

Madam, I would be very honoured if you gave me the privilege...

That's better, correct

Will you please accept to dance with me?

Kiss my hand

Tell me you love me

- I love you - Loved by a lizard!

- Let's dance - Alright

Hope you dance in hell

I danced a lot there. Let's go

- You happy? - Please bear it

What the hell are you doing?

- Sorry - What sorry!

Move, man

What, you're killing my feet

Excuse me..

- What is it? - That's what I'd like to know

I'm dancing with my mother-in-law, is that not allowed?

- With your mother-in-law? - Yes

Where is she?

- I'll introduce you - As well?!

Mr William, manager of the hotel

My mother-in-law

We're from Upper Egypt! You can't kiss!

Yes, of course. I'm sorry I missed that

How much shall I pay you SO you can leave the hotel?

Really, I'm serious. How much?

Help me, woman!

Satisfied?

We can look for another hotel

We cannot. This time they only kicked us out

next time they'll send us to a mental hospital

God keep you,

as long as you're out on the streets, I'm satisfied

Here your mother's rudeness?

See this idiot?

Can we go to another hotel to sleep?

I'll come with you

No one is coming with anyone

We'll sleep here till the morning

then we'll see what we'll do, happy?

Very, as long as you're here till the morning,

then I know nothing will happen

Good night, darling

Horrible night to you

Where are you going, Mum?

I'm going to the hotel to sleep,

you think I can stay on the streets like him?

Don't you dare think I'm sleeping and try anything

I'll break you neck straight away, understand?

You think I have any energy left?

Go on then, go

Are you throwing me out? I'm not in your house!

I didn't

Or you just want to fight?

That's enough, have mercy

- Don't you hear your mother? - Don't you hear your husband?

- Please bear it - I'm going to explode

I wish

Mum!

If your husband had any manners,

he would hail a taxi for me and tell me good bye

You're right. Tahsin, please get a taxi for mother

Taxi!

We forget the old days when we used to jump in the tram

- See? - Never mind

Here, Madam

- Take this - What's this?

Your tip

Please take her to the hotel she tells you of

You'll have a terrible night

Which hotel do you want to go to?

I said which hotel would you like to go to?

In God's name! Where did she go?

Hail him, quickly

Watch it, driver

Here

Go on, driver

- What are you doing? - 1 did nothing

Watch your manners, people

- What's this? - Be polite!

- Get out then - He said get out

- What's this? - Weird cab

What did we do to him?

- There are other taxi's - Out

- Alright, we're getting out - Have some manners

- Get lost - We're getting out

- Out - What's this?

- Messing around - Shut up

This is not a cabin

The wedding is tonight,

tomorrow is the morning after

Honeymoon is a month

Then it's Falafel

God, keep the Master

always in joy

Make them stick like glue,

and an eternal marriage

Oh my!

Congratulations, Master. Your candle's burning

Burning... Burning

Things are better and the mind is at ease

Burning... Burning

Congratulations, Master. Your candle's burning

Burning... Burning

Things are better and the mind is at ease

Burning... Burning

People are swearing and saying,

he's a good and kind man

Congratulations, Master

Master

The contracts are now signed

You've waited and gained

And the lovers have been united

Many congratulations

It's a day in life that doesn't count,

in your records

Patience is beautiful,

it made the beautiful,

happy with the beautiful

And you'll have boys and girls

Congratulations, Master

Don't be so embarrassed or I'll get embarrassed too

This is new for me

It's very simple

All it is, is that we blend together,

and come out with some children

Then blend with me quick

What do you think you're doing?

What? That voice is familiar

- What is it? - I don't know

Master, we haven't blended

Who?! Zarifa? Help!

Where are you off to?

- Don't make a scandal - Scandal?!

The woman is behind us

Cowards!

After the bliss you had with me, you want to remarry?

I'll drive you and Tahsin crazy!

That's impossible

That's what happened, I can't live with him anymore

It's true

She made us a mockery at the hotel in Alexandria

She pulled the...

Dad, I saw her myself

She didn't give up till we were kicked out

We have to find a solution

We should go to a ghost man, I mean spirits man,

he'll find a solution for us

Don't worry, that's simple

Please don't make a scandal out of it

I want one of you to tell me,

of someone who has passed away,

that had a stronger personality than her

My mother... May her soul rest in peace

She made her nervous

Zarifa feared her very much

That's true

What's your mother's name?

Hafiza daughter of Miseda

Hallalum Ballalum and Belila

Shapraket the one who drives the devils crazy

Your master Madbouly is calling and wishes to speak with you

I am here, at your command

Hafiza daughter of Miseda,

is requested for a humanitarian mission

We'll look for her

Wait for a while

You won't have trouble finding her,

you'll surely find her, she's well known there

Don't talk, you'll get yourself in trouble

She's probably eating now

What are you doing? They'll hurt you

You're right

Your order is found but sending is unaccepted

Why, Shapraket?

You should send her an invitation, first,

stamped from the embassy,

not including the two-way ticket

Are there flight routes between us?

Don't ask me, Shapraket is listening

Be quiet, are you going to argue with spirits?

Shapraket, please try

As for the wage, I will increase and give you..

Of course, we're at his command

Give him sweets, give him!

- Give him sweets! - You give him

That's my mother's walk

I swear that's her sneeze

- Tahsin - Good evening, people

Mother! I miss you! I miss you!

Take me to my mother

How are you, Ma? I miss you!

You too, son

Why did you leave me, Ma?

That's the way the world is. No one stays

How are things over there?

Everyone says.. "I wish I had",

Those in heaven see the riches and wish they had done more

Those in hell wish they never had done sins

Good God!

So, why did you want me?

Zarifa is driving me crazy

Me too! I want to get married

She's driving us all crazy, Ma'am

Is that woman never going to give up?

- She's annoying us too - Over there as well?

She's upset everything

She's made the angels and devils fight

Curse her

No hotel in hell would take her

The first fourty days, she slept out in the streets,

then she escaped to you

What's the solution? I can't survive

She followed me to Alex

I'll deal with her. I've been sick of her for a while

You've always been a tough lady

No one will stop her but you

So you're holding secret meeting behind my back?

You came, Zarifa

Damn you! What are you doing here?

Are you raising your voice to an elder?

Don't you respect seniority, you mannerless woman?

You cold, parasites,

we don't want you as in-laws. Is it force?

- They'll marry - Who?

But don't you dare go to the house

Give them sweets!

Mum, why did you fall?

- What are you doing? - Don't you have anything else to do?

Drop that, what will you do?

- I'll show you! - What will you do?

Hello... Afterlife Police?

- I'm Hafiza daughter of Miseda - Let me go!

There's an escapee and she's made it chaos here

Let me go!

Adress? 4, Shorafa Street

She's driving us crazy!

Let me go!

Don't worry about me, I've got her from her neck

Afterlife Police

- Freeze - Welcome

I've been waiting for you for three days,

at the bus station to come back but I don't know how

- You know the traffic jams - Get a move on

No, ladies first, so after you

Never mind, you go first

- Go on - Let go

Come on

Khamis

- Whois it? - Me

- Whois it? - Me

Who is it?

Me, cute one

Come

Good evening, Mr Khamis

What are you doing here?

The car's tire burst,

so I escaped, and came to you

Why are you coming to me?

I'm a loner teacher

Please, go to them

I can't, they're already married

I'm of no use now

What's that got to do with me?

How's that?

You're alone and so am I

You're single and so am I

So I thought we would get together

You mean as a gathering?

No, we'll get married, darling!

I'll cook for you,

I'll watch your dirty clothes, what do you say?

You've gone completely haywire

Shut up! I'm not haywire!

You don't know,

I will make you happy. I'll get you small devils

Be rational! Be rational!

Come! Come!

Ma'am Zarifa! Ma'am Zarifa!

Calm down!

Khamis!

- What? - Give me a kiss

What kiss! It will land in the air

Just come

- Khamis - What?

You bad boy, leaving me alone? I am scared

Open the door

I'm closed on Fridays

- You won't open up? - No!

- I'm going home - Good bye

Hope God curses you with someone who will drive you crazy!

Is that so?

Are you running away from me, honey?

What, gorgeous?

Please, lady, I beg you,

I'll kiss your hand get away from me

So kiss

I wouldn't marry a human, then I end up with a ghost?

I'll make you happy, stupid

- You won't have time - Why?

I'll kill myself

Khamis!

Who is it? I like spotted bananas!

Hey, listen..

- Come here - You made me fall

- Do you have nine lives? - What do you want from me?

Leave the guy alone

Isn't it enough that you never did good in the world?

Do something good in the afterlife

- I'll marry him once - Move

Let go, curse you

- Move - Why are you so stubborn?

Move!

Why're you all standing like that?

What do you want us to do?

Was there something we could do and haven't?

>From now on you can do what you please,

I've handed her over to the Afterlife Police

Good for you! Let's go, honey

Let's go catch a kiss!

Thanks so much, Ma

My darling is like a lion,

people will envy him

Innocent from all accusations,

Now I am not worried about him

Who's like us among lovers?

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