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Translated: kimbinhhoanvn2002 & atomic_maton

Old Deviate, state your name!

Surname Tang, Given name Ji, known as Ke De.

Tang Ji Ke De!

Are you having an spastic attack?

Aya...Tell me, have my goats wronged you before?

Senior brother,

Your goats will be OK.

I am a Grand Hero

with my flying ability, I will know when to stop...

I'm...

It appears you are truly crazy.

You crazy, crazy person.

Wait, I will repay you your goats.

Who believes your crazy words. Just die already!

All right keep running... get lost!

Don't let me see you again!

Long ago, at Mancha,

a person from a respectable family.

whose ancestor was a Grand Hero in Jiang Hu,

Tang Feng Hai

Tang, lived with his chivalrous comrades.

Who is Jiang Hu's most heroic Knight?

Is it Dugu Quibai or Linghu Chong?

Day after day, they all left in solitude.

But Tang, with his senile and demented mind,

cause continued grief for his father.

Tang Ji! Your four siblings: Qi, Tsang, Fu, Quy.

They are all either scholars, or have got successul careers.

Except you, you're wayward, don't know how to excel or consolidate.

I ask you,

I named you Ke De... ...Do you know why?

The Guan Zhong manuscript teaches:

One cannot achieve by force, only faith will bring you peace.

You hope that I will study hard,

so that I can have a future.

Contribute to society, and make lots of money.

But you never focus to study to achieve status,

You day-dream constantly

with those rubbish Martial Arts fiction books.

You dare roll your eyes? I ask you...

Calm down...

Ke De, tell me the truth.

What are you thinking about right now?

Speak, Say it!

I'm thinking...

Our ancestors left us with this 'Legendary Ba Wang Qiang' (novel)

but it has rarely been used.

Overall, Tang Ji is addicted to fiction novels.

Knows nothing of reality.

His mind enjoys living in the imaginary world of books.

From Martial-Arts, combat duels, wars and battles...

What is flattery, love, unsettled life, confusion...

He believes every word he reads in these novels,

every fictitious scene, to him is reality.

Tang Ji has become irrational.

He creates fake stories,

that not even the most insane person can conjure up.

I am the Most Grand Hero of the four seas.

I will right wrongs with my sword.

Uphold honour, rid evil, bring peace.

Gain Grand Name forever.

Tang Ji pondered over four nights to name his frail horse.

And finally, a worthy name.

Trảo Hoàng Phi Điện

But a grand hero, without a maiden,

is just like a body without a soul.

So our grand Hero,

he must have a love interest with beauty and name.

Her name must also sound honorable and prestigious.

Princess Fragrance.

A grand Hero's checklist...

Armour, Ba Wang Qiang, horse, love interest...

...totally complete.

But he still needs his ultimate Kung Fu skill.

Generally, grand Hero's kung fu in all the stories,

are never achieved by dedicated practice.

Instead, elderly Super Grand Masters,

transfers their skills directly to the Heroes via clearing their vessels.

And it's never hard to find these Grand Masters.

They're usually homeless beggars sleeping in abandoned mountain temples.

Master, I have nothing else.

I just hope you can clear my vessels and help me,

transfer all your kung fu to me.

A small token of my gratitude.

You give me money, and you ask me to hit you?

Hit you?

Clear my vessels!

How do I do that?

Each kung fu style has different methods,

so Master, you just rely on your own skill.

I'm so old and frail,

Don't know why I've got this blessing.

Fortune's come my way!

Young man,

Try to withstand OK?

Do it!

Is that right?

Young man, are you OK?

I'm OK, have my vessels been cleared?

What vessels?

Cleared or not cleared, does it matter?

Cleared is good, if not cleared...

then continue to clear!

Vessel cleared, vessel cleared!

If clear anymore, my stick will break!

Really?

My vessels have all been cleared?

I've mastered a top level kunk fu skill?

I've become a top fighter among top fighers

The top martial artist Grand Hero!

That's right, what ever you say goes.

Why do men not carry Ngo Cau Sword?

To retrieve fifty jewels from one's enemy

Gentlemen to climb up Lang Yen tower

To see who shall be rewarded. (Classic Poem)

Stop.

Father, how can I help?

Oh, I understand.

Senior Linghu, what is it?

Father wants...

Senior Dongfang...

My four brothers!

You all escort Father to the next village to rest first.

I will catch up with everyone later.

Brother Ngan, take a few men and follow me!

Sure.

The soldiers are here...

Run!

Father!

Save me… Save me!

Let me go… let me go!

My lord, my lord!

My lord, please let my daughter go!

Die already!

Halt!

Grand Hero, help us please.

Hurry and rescue my daughter!

Wait, what did you call me?

Grand Hero!

How do you know?

Your armour, and you appear just at the right time,

if not Grand Hero, then what else?

Princess Fragrance...

Halt!

Maintain your self respect! What are you doing?

May I ask this Grand Hero’s esteemed name?

Surname Tang, named Ji, known as Tang Ji Ke De.

I am Linghu, greetings to you.

May I ask, what is Grand Hero’s wish?

I want you release this young miss!

She is a Princess, how can you treat her like this?

Shouldn’t you ask for her pardon?

No… I… you say that she is a Princess?

What crap! You must be mentally ill!

As it’s only a minor illness,

That’s why you ill people all appear.

And if I don't release her?

Then don’t blame me for being discourteous!

I will follow the laws of Jiang Hu

Please!

Can’t believe this idiot looks down on me!

This loser wants to die!

The air is full of anticipation,

As well as an earthly scent… I like it!

What about you?

I like the earthly scent more.

You dare oppose me?

Why is everyone sitting here?

There’s a fight. What fight?

There’s plenty of room, why not spread out?

Huddled up is more exciting.

It’s so crowded!

The fight’s about to start. How exciting!

Sir Linghu, I’m Jiang Hu’s top martial artist,

Shall challenge you, I will only need one stroke,

And it will attack your head.

You should defend diligently!

What is this idiot saying? I don’t know.

Focus!

Trảo Hoàng Phi Điện! I, Tang Ji Ke De have just learnt kung fu.

Whether I suceed in Jiang Hu or not

Depends on today’s battle.

You and I both need to fight!

We cannot lose face.

You have lost!

Hit the ground!

Senior, are you OK?

I’ve said that you can’t win.

Let's go… hurry!

Grand Hero!

Grand Hero, please help!

While you fought,

They have taken my daughter

and ran towards the Capital

Those gutless criminals!

Sir elder, please stand up.

Grand Hero, please help me to the end!

Saving Princess Fragrance is my responsibility.

If not I, then who shall?

I… Her name is Cuihua…

No! Xiang Xiang… She is a prestigious Princess.

Looks like an antique.

Excuse me, sir!

You look familiar.

You surely have a short memory!

You are my goat-herder!

Three of my goats are still recovering from injuries you caused.

You can repay me with this antique.

Ah, it appears you and I are acquantances.

OK, you have just seen my unbeatable kung-fu

I’m starting my wanderings through Jiang Hu.

To do good deeds and fight evil.

Do you want follow me, be my deciple?

Be your deciple?

That job… absolutely no way.

I’m just a simple commoner, I only know how to raise a family.

If you’re willing to follow me, I will give you 3 silvers a month.

Still, that’s not much.

Giáp. Peach Blossom Island.

Ất. Ice-Fire Island.

Bính. Divine Dragon Island.

Đinh. Thông Ngật Island. Choose one out of the four!

What do you mean?

If you accept me as your Master,

The day I succeed,

I will grant you one of these islands,

for you to be Island Master.

Island Master?

Are you for real?

Ofcourse! Do you accept?

I, Sang Qiu pledge my loyalty and dedication to you,

will constantly follow you,

Be your primary student, be your deciple,

Forever and ever.

Just like that… You’re leaving?

I can’t just not go.

This is a great opportunity you know.

I’ve thought it over and over.

We have five male goats, 15 female goats,

After a while, they will have baby goats.

So then, there will be 35 goats.

These 35 goats will live together,

and will have more baby goats.

No matter how many baby goats they have, we will never be rich.

We will never get a chance to be Island Master.

Really? That means we'll be rich quickly?

That's what I'm saying.

So what's an island?

So is this dangerous?

Ay yah… Who do you think I am?

If there’s any danger, I’m out of there faster than a rabbit.

All right… I’ve got to go.

My darling Ai.

My sweet Khue.

You old man.

It's just an excuse to leave your family.

Old Lady,

daring Ai,

sweet Khue,

when I've found money, I will return!

Master,

you've promised to give me an Island,

you're not joking right?

Sang Qiu my deciple,

if you've read martial arts novels, you will know

all Grand Heroes live by a code.

Each time they acquire an Island or a Country,

they will grant their deciple a high rank to manage it.

I can't oppose this code.

Well that's great!

That means my old Lady will be Island Mistrix

But you will have more rewards than that.

And you won't have to labour for it.

Master.

Tell me, we go to the Capital, a wealthy place like that,

have you brought enough money?

No, not a cent on me.

In all the martial arts novels,

No Grand Heroes ever carry money with them.

Master... you're... you're wrong about that one.

The novels don't mention money,

because the writers reckon

those topics, like carrying money,

or say, change of clothes,

are such obvious things

they don't need to be written in.

Do you believe that Master?

Every Grand Hero has to have a many treasures.

But what I carry is more valuable than money.

Master, what treasures do you have?

My mind and spirit!

Spiritual treasures?

A golden spiritual statue?

How many carat? What is it worth?

Is it enough for us to use Master?

Master, what are you doing?

Sang Qiu!

Find a place to hide!

What's the matter?

Look!

They want to stop me wandering Jiang Hu,

They don't want me to be a Grand Hero.

You go hide, I will deal with them.

Where? There's no-one there.

Move aside! Let me attack!

Master! You've gone crazy, they're just wind-mills.

I'm here,

with Grand Name in Jiang Hu,

people admire me as the Top Grand Hero.

I am Tang Ji Ke De!

Master... Master!

I've told you already,

they're just wind-mills.

Sang Qiu! I'm glad you're still alive..

If you were to die,

I don't know what to tell your family.

Master, don't say that. I should be worried for you.

Master, if you're upset, just scream out loud.

Yell it out, you'll feel better! Let it out!

Mind and Spirit

Master...

How can you think about mind and spirit at this time?

I am a Grand Hero, a small injury like this won't make me scream.

I can't hold it in, even a small scratch, I will still scream.

Unless Master forbid your deciple from screaming out.

You just be yourself, you don't need my permission.

What's funny?

You just screamed!

If you're in pain, you should scream.

Golden Haired Lion King: Xie Xun.

Only Senior Xie qualifies to use the Dragon Sabre.

Senior Xie also has the "Lion's Death Roar Skill"

But I only needed to use one stroke

to make him wet his pants.

You've defeated Xie Xun, what can't you do?

Five Poinsons Cult Chief He Tieshou...

When we met, she couldn't even put a scratch on me.

That night, she brought it upon herself.

It was inevitable.

In public, you dare say that you've slept with my wife?

Wait 'till I draw my Royal Sword!

Sang Qiu, I've got a bad feeling...

There will be a violent battle at this village.

That block head, calls himself Beggar Sect Chief: Qiao Feng

With heavenly blessed strength,

and led the strongest Clan in Jiang Hu.

Eighteen Dragon-subduing Palms is both saintly and demonic.

I don’t care if he’s Qiao Feng or not,

don’t care who he resembles,

nor for his friendship.

More so,

I just need to wave my palm...

Three nines equal five take two.

What are you laughing about?

We can laugh if we want, who says we can’t?

I say you can’t.

Who do you think you are, die already!

That’s ten bucks!

Grand Heroes, I apologise for my lack of hospitality...

Who did that?

They're all Grand Heroes.

Still there’s no need to be like that?

None of them respect each other.

They quarrel every day.

You rotten pig!

May I ask who you are?

Chu Liuxian

Ay yah… it’s you I need to beat up.

Here, please have a seat.

What would you like?

All you best tasting dishes, and your best wines. Bring them all out.

This man,

is a famous Grand Hero, without equal.

Senior, that Tang fellow is over there...

Oh, excuse me!

Please, let’s drink. - you, die already!

What strike was that?

You really think you’re a Hero hey?

I’m sorry, I’m sorry!

Sirs, everyone who comes here are all martial artists,

so be careful what you say.

I’ll return with your food soon.

I guarantee that you’ll be satisfied.

Senior!

It’s not good news, it’s really him.

Who’s here? That Tang fellow.

And he’s got an accomplice.

Don’t act rashly, first inform Father's body guards.

We can’t talk here, we must leave now.

Report to our Court official, tell him we're here.

It can't be! I'll go and report...

You there!

You better be good, or else I'll punish your father.

You’re not eating?

I go and rest first.

Excuse me, Grand Hero…

Waiter!

Bring out your best wine now.

I want to shout everyone here to a drink.

To be honest with you,

Today I defeated a famous Grand Hero of Jiang Hu

Tang Ji Ke De.

Tang Ji Ke De?

Which tree was this bird perched on?

He… he’s actually this Grand Hero right here.

Boney face, armour helmet, and one large nose..

Rides his horse name…Trảo Hoàng Phi Điện.

He has a dopey deciple named... Sang Qiu.

Let me tell you something,

Hero Tang does have a deciple named... Sang Qiu, but he is not dopey.

This sir here,

Hero Tang… looks like me,

because we have the same mother.

Let me say again!

Tang Ji Ke De is infront of you here

Look at his stature and figure!

I tell you

I defeated him, and also turned him into this figure like you,

I can also break his ‘true mind and spirit’ too.

Please Sirs… calm down!

Master, seeing this conflict, I want to pee my pants.

May I go to pee?

Man have 3 urgencies not even the gods can stop. Go!

Thank you.

It's time to settle our ranks now.

To correct a minor error!

This time, let us engage in a grand battle.

Let's drink.

Waiter, more wine!

Wine's here.

Brother.

Jiang Hu has a Code,

If a Master fights,

his deciple can't just observe, but must join the fight.

Let me introduce...

I am His Lordship Tây Môn's subordinate 'Third' Ngận.

Third' Ngận! honoured, honoured.

Then your senior in there must be 'Second Ngận'!

How did you know?

Why has Master never talked about this Code?

But even if that's the case, I won't follow that Code.

There's no reason to fight until the death.

A bruised nose, a swolen cheek is still too much.

Also, I don't have a sword.

We can fight with bare hands!

I beg you...

Let's just compromise!

Give them some respect!

I... I see that you've got a kind face.

And hence I can't stay angry with you.

Think about it, to fight - you must have anger.

To get angry? it's easy.

I'll get this weapon,

and hit you.

Hitting you with this would make you angry right?

I understand.

Wave this staff at your face,

then hit you here for good measure.

So typical of Second 'rate' Ngận!

Don't come over!

You moron.

Don't come over.

You gangster!

My Lord!

Where does a Corpse think it's going?

Please pardon me! Please pardon me!

You've won! Explain how you did it?

Didn't even raise up a sweat.

When he attacked,

my whole inner strength.

created an opposing force.

It disrupted his inner nerves and pulse.

It forced him to retreat!

All thanks to my Master!

The super inner power that he transfered to me is finally useful.

My oh my, that's divine!

Master, that's more powerful than the gods.

Sang Qiu, tomorrow we have to excel.

It's already late,

There are more battles awaiting us tomorrow. Let's go!

Careful.

Grand Hero, Grand Hero!

Inn-keeper, thank you for your hospitality.

I will never forget.

Ok I tell you...

If any one harms you or your family,

I will help you take revenge.

Grand Hero, don't take this the wrong way...

No need for revenge,

Just pay your bill first!

No need to settle, just write it off!

I can't oppose the Grand Hero 'Code'.

Grand Hero, please don't do it!

Hurry up and settle the bill.

Grand Hero wander in Jiang Hu, suffer hardship,

Whether spring, summer, autumn or winter, via horse or on foot,

with hunger and fever, facing all dangers,

shiver from colds, hide from the heat,

Endure weather extremes all from Mother Nature.

To reward them,

they're able receive compensation in free 'incidentals'

Grand Hero!

Ay, he's gone.

But you aren't allowed to go.

Hurry and settle the bill!

Why do I have to pay?

He's a Grand Hero

I'm his deciple.

The Grand Hero Code of not paying,

applies to both Hero and deciples.

If you two don't pay the bill today,

You won't be able to swallow my food.

It's so beautiful, I love it.

What is it Master?

There's an air of closeness!

A place Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Kung-fu experts everywhere.

Right here?

It's truly the Capital.

Everyone is open minded.

Truly an air of righteousness.

One can't count the number of kung-fu experts

from each Martial Arts Clans here.

We have to be extra careful.

To continue the story of Grand Hero Tang Ji Ke De

Thank you!

Everybody says, Tang Ji Ke De is a chivalrous gent,

Removes evil, brings peace to everyone.

He's 3.6 staffs tall.

His eyes are brighter than lantern halos.

His arms won't hurt mountain tigers.

Footprints all over Bắc Hai Jiang Long.

Gallops on Trảo Hoàng Phi Điện.

Ba Wang Qiang as strong as whales.

The deciple Sang Qiu is dopey,

Proclaims himself as Hero

Diliberately spreads his divine arms.

Excellent!

Very good!

Take one breath, lose your bearings.

Jiang Hu becomes my home.

Welcome Grand Hero!

I am a Taoist member of Bagua Sect.

Also known in Jiang Hu as Bạch Tiểu Sinh.

The 14th generation of the Court Prefect: Sima Qian.

Master!

Historically, Sima Qian was punished by the Emperor

and sentenced to death. How can he be his decendant?

And all offspring would have been dead.

If there's no offspring, then where did he come from?

Taoist, please speak your mind.

As chief of Bagua Sect, 'fate' has brought me here.

I sense that you two Heroes are not normal.

You will become quite extraordinary in future.

Because of you two, I will alter my course

and help record your wanderings through Jiang Hu.

But I've just stepped into Jiang Hu,

and haven't seen anything worthy of note.

Not worthy to record? Don't despair.

I can 'make things up' for you.

In truth, stories of Grand Heroes

all have exagerations.

History you say? It's all fiction!

In fact, there's no such thing as the top Martial Artists.

Think about it.

To pen your Biography, the fee is 50 silvers.

That's the lowest price in the Capital.

Taoist Sima!

You wait until my name is famous in Jiang Hu

successful enough to create a career.

Then I will need you to write my biography.

There's a saying: to marry, must marry straight away. to create a fame, must do it quickly.

Taoist, you don't need to waffle. Thank you!

Grand Hero!

Stop right there!

Move away...

Stop, don't run! Pay your lodgings! Come back!

My tea!

Turn around, pay me!

Kill him!

Get out of my way!

Sima Wan, you dare mess with me?

You don't do good deeds,

and don't pay management fees.

And you dare tell Fortunes here?

Do you have permission?

The time is not good,

I don't have enough money to pay fees.

Hold your tongue, I'm bored with your excuses.

Mind your manners!

Release this gentleman!

Grand Hero Tang, don't bother with me.

It's no big deal, because I'm not decent.

Coz I owe Sir Linghu some money.

I'll pay, I'll pay...

Grand Hero Tang, you've brought trouble for me now.

That's Sir Linghu's man!

That Linghu again?

That's great! I was just looking for him.

Idiot, never a bearer of good news.

Sorry Sir, So what do we do now?

What do we do?

Welcome guests!

Grand Hero Tang.

What are you people doing?

Get out of my way!

You people are all blind!

This man - is famous,

Jiang Hu renowned: Grand Hero Tang Ji Ke De.

Why are you people so rude?

Why are you staring?

Grand Hero, my apologies!

No need for formalities.

Sir Linghu, please release Princess Fragrance to me!

I will forget past deeds, otherwise...

Ofcourse, ofcourse...

Princess Fragrance is resting.

When she awakes,

I promise to deliver her to you.

Send my orders...

Tonight, treat out guests with the best service.

We invite all VIP's in the city,

to feast with our admirable Grand Hero.

Grand Hero - please.

Welcome guests!

Third Ngận!

Please prepare their clothes.

Yes sir!

Grand Hero - please.

Master, so what's happening?

Will they release Lady Cuihua...

... I mean Princess Fragrance to us?

A gentleman's word, four horses can't alter.

That's the Jiang Hu Code.

Only if you live by the Code, then you gain respect.

But why do I feel that, it's a set-up?

No good intentions here!

Sir, you don't have to eliminate them,

why do you treat them so well like that?

What ever your reasons, I will never comprehend.

But if this gets out,

haven't we help them gain

fame and honour in Jiang Hu?

You believe that there is a Grand Hero in this day and age?

I am Tang Ji Ke De!

If he doesn't have backup,

He wouldn't come no matter how much guts he has.

If we haven't investigated and acted hastily,

We may cause trouble.

He's pursueing that girl,

if we release her to them, it'll be over.

A little higher!

More higher!

You're dressing me all wrong!

My Lord, this time you've found love!

Or... No way!

We can't compare the Capital to the country.

Also, he has some fame here in the Capital.

If I elliminate him...

get rid of him...

it must appear like it was done 'without intention'.

How do I smell?

Sweet, very sweet!

Tonight, I will show you a great play.

Grand Hero, please!

Allow me to introduce,

This is Lord Ly.

My respects...

Lord Thị trung Tề

Honoured...

Lord Binh bộ Vương

My respects...

This is city Chief Military Educator,

Senior Dongfeng.

My respects...

Honoured!

Grand Hero Tang, please!

Please have a seat.

Sit!

Let's sit!

Guests!

Jiang Hu Grand Hero Tang Ji Ke De is here today,

We're weeds that can glimps the sun.

Tonight, I have prepared some wine,

to share and dine with Grand Hero

I hope that you won't deny.

We would like to know about you

and all things in Jiang Hu,

also to see great kung-fu skills

Grand Hero.

Let's have a toast for Grand Hero!

Senior Brother, do you have any children?

One boy, one girl.

How old is the girl?

About 15yrs old, the boy is 2 yrs younger.

That's so beautiful to hear.

To raise a child to prostitution... that's skillful.

Please mind your language with me.

You're out of line!

My young girl is not a prostitute.

Her mother is also not a prostitute.

As God as my witness,

If I'm still alive,

none of them will be prostitutes!

Senior brother, you've mistunderstood me.

That's not what I mean.

You've heard of the great death challenge,

if you aim at your opponent's back,

attack with one swift strike...

Or if, each person completes a task with excellence.

To be praised, people often say,

"Raise a child to be a prostitute, requires skill"

Although the saying is a little vulgar,

in reality, it's a method of great praising.

You've got a point.

OK, raise a child to prostitution! Cheers!

Xiao Hong, hurry and celebrate with Grand Hero!

Greetings Sir Tang!

Good.

Xiao Hong, go and serve Grand Hero!

Grand Hero Tang.

Xiao Hong is the city's top Geisha..

Don't you think she's so loveable?

Grand Hero Tang!

You wander Jiang Hu, uphold righteousness,

besides matters of the sword,

there must be many other issues not yet spoken of.

Example, wars that drag out so boringly...

Miss Xiao Hong!

Although wars can often be arduous,

they are never boring.

Because I always thing of my love

a suffering Princess awaiting my return,

I can't have a weakness like a commoner.

Lord, I want to make a fair comment.

My Master here

has the highest morals of anyone.

I dare swear

above everything else,

he has never thought of lust or beauty.

If I don't have a wife,

I would have been seduced.

I am embarassed!

My Lord!

Sir Tang declares himself as a Jiang Hu Grand Hero.

He should see a doctor!

I predict that he's totally delusional.

Who told you that you are a wandering Grand Hero?

Have you ever met a wandering Grand Hero?

Is there really a suffering Princess...

waiting for you to rescue?

Brother, you've read too many fictional stories!

We're living in a peaceful time and harmonious world.

There's no need to swing sticks and stab spears, understand?

There are those who grew up in small villages.

Their knowledge...

is so limitted outside of their small world.

Yet they dare lecture to others?

... dare give advice to a Grand Hero?

It appears that you haven't met Grand Hero,

then let me tell you something,

Grand Hero is right here infront of you.

I'm not running East-West to promote myself,

Endure bitterness so as to develop eternal fame.

Isn't that the actions of a Grand Hero?

Not only that, but Grand Hero is also a romatic.

But I'm not one who is hapless in love.

Because my Love has shown me the way.

Raise a child to prostitution! Well spoken, well spoken!

Is that right?

And you too, Sang Qiu.

I heard that your Master has promised you

a rank of "Island Master"

If nearer a light, I will glow

Not born the same, but wish to die the same

To just stay within the shadows.

That's right, Master has promised me "Island Master"

I'm overflowing with belief,

because my Master has the ultimate Kung-fu,

surely he'll create name and fame.

Everyone knows of Sir Tang's ultimate kung-fu.

May you show us?

We shall compete right here.

To help everyone with excitement.

Dongfang, your words are logical.

Today, I'll broaden my horizons.

If Sir Dongfang have that wish,

I Tang Ji Ke De, will comply.

... come here

come here...

Grand Hero Tang, I have a request.

I am a valued deciple Dongfang Huyen of Wudang.

Have Grand Hero heard of him?

Based on my legacy in Jiang Hu,

no matter if you're saintly or evil, you would still show me some respect.

Let us make a business transaction.

What do you think?

Sir Dongfang, don't waste your breath!

If you want this Grand Hero Tang Ji Ke De...

come here...

Put it this way,

I am getting on in years, almost to go into the grave

I see that you're still young,

You should join Wudang sect.

Stop dreaming!

If you want this Grand Hero, Tang Ji Ke De...

All right, all right...

Your idea is to follow the Jiang Hu Code,

have a death challenge to be satisfied?

That's right!

I knew it, all immature 'Heroes' are alike.

Well come on!

Ay yah! Such strong inner power.

Admirable, admirable!

I admit defeat!

I accept defeat!

Let's go. I salute you!

Sir Dongfang, it's obvious you were above him.

Why did you let him win?

I've lost, but I've not lost face.

To be injured, is to lose face.

You can't understand that?

Linghu arranged Tang Ji Ke De to challenge me,

to try and use Tang to destroy me.

He is worried of me gaining favour with Father.

This chap, Tang Ji Ke De...

is a no name in the world of Jiang Hu

He is delusional.

I'm nearing leaving this earth,

I shouldn't take such risks like that.

Master, you won!

You won again!

I won again?

Obviously powerful kung-fu!

Totally deserved the title: 'World's Eternal Top Martial Artist'.

I have created a scene, I apologise.

I am greatful for Sir Linghu's hospitality

I still hope Sir Linghu keep your promise

and release Princess Fragrance to me.

Oh, I got carried away with admiring your kung-fu,

I almost forgot that important task.

Miss Cuihua has arrived.

Please invite Miss Cuihua!

My Lord.

Sir Linghu has agreed to let you go.

I will escort you home.

I don't want to go home!

What? Why not?

I'm immature and senseless,

and grew up in the country,

and shortsighted in knowledge

Due this mishap,

I've realised that living here is a reward from good karma from my previous life.

Thank you for all your efforts and care, I will never forget for all my life.

Please accept one kowtow.

Golden cloud covers a crow,

It searches for branch to rest.

Tangshi, A lonely young Miss,

Weaving grey sheets, laments with crow.

Don't think of loved ones afar,

Single pillow room, tears like rain. (Li Bai Poem)

All right Master, don't be sad.

We've still accomplished what we set out to do.

Let's leave!

Go to sleep, just go to sleep!

Father, your send-off plan was immaculate!

Father, father!

Your send-off plan has improved.

Father!

I am incompetent, I beg for your forgiveness!

Sir Dongfang, Top martial artist of Huyen Vo Clan!

Based on your kung fu,

you're still not his match?

This fellow, although young,

has already got divine inner power from a Grand Master.

Is that right?

Linghu and the Court Official witnessed this too.

We agree with what Sir Dongfang said,

Tang Ji Ke De is a chap without money or wife.,

A top martial artist of ancient times, shining today.

Wudang has wasted effort in training you, each and everyone of you.

Bullying peasants everyday, you can do,

But when facing a top martial artist,

You draw your claws in, like a scared-cat!

Honestly...

This person's half crazy, half mad, he uses unorthodox to beat our orthodox strokes.

He has powerful inner-power from ultimate Masters.

He is not a 'normal' person.

Combined with his disciple, they're stronger.

They're just above us.

This Sang Qiu fellow,

really dreams of being an Island Master.

We should grant him that position at Da Loa Island,

and then send assassins there to kill him.

And for that Tang guy,

his fame has spread all over the Capital.

If we don't kill him,

those who covet Father's authority

will rebel out of opportunity.

That's why we must act.

If there are any failures, I will not be at peace.

Where ever there are people, there's noise.

So annoying!

Sang Qiu, I will keep my promise, once we are famous, I will reward you.

But we've already accomplised our mission.

But you can't take all the credit.

We need to thank 'god'.

We also need to thank our chilvalrous devotion!

We need to accomplish a grand mission,

if I don't find myself a Wife,

then it's not fitting.

If I do have a wife,

I would have to tell her

to accept all my bad habbits.

Some have important righteous missions to accomplish,

only to be destroyed by a dumb, stupid wife.

Remember, we must have 'belief'.

- Belief? - Yes, mind and spirit!

You must pay attention to your dress and grooming, don't be sloppy.

And don't eat garlic and onion.

so that others can smell your odour,

and they will know you are a country peasant.

And when dining? You must slow down, have manners.

Don't slobber like pigs and wolves.

And speak with confidence

You must finish all you setences, don't stutter.

Master, there's no other way?

Each time I speak, they all oppose and argue,

There's no way to stop them.

But rest assured Master,

I promise you, 'to accomplish it - four horse can't alter'

If one person is full, no one shall be hungry.

If there's rice in store, no need to worry.

If there's an educated man, even pets benefit.

Those sorts of activities, I won't be tempted.

Those sorts of acts, I won't speak of again.

Haven't you just been talking about it?

Why won't you learn?

I'm hitting my head on a brick wall!

Whether a rock hits a wine glass,

or wine glass hits a rock,

the wine glass will still lose.

Whether you're a loser, a cheat, or an imbecile

If you break my rules

then you will not have a good outcome.

Master, allow me to make a comment...

I can't hold it in any more.

Speak, speak!

To be a Lord, but not work for the people,

you might as well retire to grow yams

This grand idea is your idea isn't it?

That's good!

Master, then I bid farewell.

I won't forget you!

Đà Loa Island Master, Lord Tang Sang Qiu arriving!

Lord Sang Qiu is here! Lord Sang Qiu is here!

Princess Fragrance!

Young Miss!

Grand Hero Tang! Save me quickly!

You are not...

That's because that guy Linghu forced me...

If I didn't do what he says, he would punish my father.

I had no choice, and had to follow his orders.

If you don't agree, no one can force you.

I'm only a young weak woman.

How can I oppose those of military rank like that?

I would rather die than not follow, but death...

Miss, don't worry!

Now I'm here, no one will harm even a strand of your hair.

Even those of higher military rank can't bully you.

no one will trouble you.

OK, tomorrow morning I will help you leave this place.

Thank you my Lord!

I promise to serve you and follow you throughout Jianghu!

I will be your servant.

No need!

You are in reality a Princess.

I don't dare ask!

I don't know how to thank you.

If you don't mind, please accept this gift.

Please call me Cuihua from now on.

Senior Lord, may your troubles disappear.

Put it in my room.

Do you plan to sleep with this donkey?

It's afraid of being alone.

It's been my friend for along time.

When I was Master's deciple,

it had Master's horse as a friend.

it's never slept alone.

OK, go to bed then.

Recently defeated three Grand Masters of Wudang,

single handedly challenged evil criminals,

Top-listed Grand Hero, a public servant.

He lives directly below me.

Definitely a lady of beauty.

So embarassing!

Oh god! My goodness, save me!

Guards, guards!

Who are you?

I'm your servant girl.

Wait!

I can't do this.

Adutery is wrong,

but I don't mind.

But I mind!

I'm married!

And I have children!

Careful!

I know, those assassins did not come here for me.

I don't have any ememies.

Right now I... I miss my Master.

I don't even know where he is,

or what he's doing.

I'm not happy being Island Master here.

I have to go look for him.

I must go.

You go ahead!

I'm leaving!

You are a good man.

I wish you all the best.

Good for you Tang Ji Ke De!

You call yourself Grand Hero, but kidnap women.

You're just an orang-outang

You're just a coward.

I'm on a mission

to rescue this young miss from danger.

Don't dress up your evil deeds!

Let Cuihua speak!

Lord Tang tricked me and brought me here.

Lord Tang, I view you as a Grand Hero,

I can't believe you would behave in such shameful ways.

Brother Linghu, don't waste your breath on him.

Let's beat this rotten scoundrel up!

So, you all have planned this together - to set me up.

You've lowered yourselves to such evil acts?

Careful!

Watch out for his Ba Wang Qiang spear.

It conquers everything

It's very powerful!

What, are you afraid of my spear already?

Will this do?

I will allow you 3 strokes.

I won't retaliate within your 3 strokes.

And if you can't beat me by then,

Then don't blame me for being unhospitable.

You uncivilised rodent...

Attack!

Don't be stupid, run!

Let me attack!

It's all Cuihua's fault...

Lord, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry...

First stroke.

You stupid idiot! Run away!

Run away...

Run...

Second stroke.

I beg you, Hero...

please run, run away...

Is that all?

Remember,

after your next strike, I will retaliate.

Don't wait, let's all attack!

Stroke three!

Run! Hurry and run...

Where's Master?

Master!

Master, come to! Come to...

Master!

You can't die like this!

Wake up please Master!

You promised to give me...

five donkeys, remember?

And a salary too.

That's right!

It's all written on this contract!

Take a look, take a look...

Take a look Master!

But... but... you haven't signed.

And if you die, what do I do to get what I've been promised?

Master, Master...

Master, you're alive!

Here, let me sign for you...

But, who's got a pen?

You can use your seal!

I'll get your seal.

Where, where, where...

Let's try here.

Now I'm satisfied.

Master... Master!

You can't leave like that!

It's alright for you to leave,

but I will face a lot of trouble!

Master... you can't die!

To be honest,

I don't want to be without you!

Master, you can't die like this!

If you live,

All the donkeys,

all the money, I don't care anymore.

I tear it all up, here.

I don't need them anymore, Master!

I'll throw it all away!

You just watch, watch!

I've thrown it away.

Master... you're alive!

That's great!

In the end, you're alive, that's great!

My five donkeys!

My donkeys!

Master!

Why don't you lie down and rest?

It's hard to find time to relax.

I feel much better!

You're not resting?

If you're not resting,

then I'll lie down and rest.

With pure aspiration, heavenly opium air

Jiang Hu trigram collapses within.

A pity for an Top Grand Hero Now lost, and hidden in the mountains.

This strange tale of Jiang Hu,

I must record for history.

Taoist Sima!

How did you know I was here?

Sang Qiu bought medicine, I followed him here.

Grand Hero Tang, how are you?

Just call me Tang Ji Ke De.

Don't mention the title 'Grand Hero' anymore.

Grand Hero Tang, what has brought about such thoughts?

I've been through a lot lately,

and I've slowly understood.

I've realised that I don't belong in this era.

I'm an invalid, without any capabilities.

You can surely see this Brother Taoist.

In this world,

there's no Grand Hero with ultimate Kung-fu?

What nonsense!

All in all, I'm just a deluded guy!

Master, don't say that!

Sang Qiu, I'm sorry.

I've mislead you with my craziness.

From now on,

I'm no longer your Master.

No, that can't be.

So Master, what are you going to do?

Grand Hero Tang, do you know that many things have happened in Jiang Hu?

I've been away from Jiang Hu, I don't care it anymore.

Linghu's father is now in power.

Huyen Wudang's people are more evil.

Everyone turns a blind eye.

No one dare oppose.

Their acts are increasing in cruelty.

The people are suffering in slavery.

And... Miss Cuihua?

She is one unfortunate soul.

Linghu's father find all excuses to 'have' her.

To keep her purity, she attempted suicide

and now is forced into marriage.

The wedding is tomorrow.

Thank you, thank you, let's go!

Everyone move away!

Get out of the way!

Who's looking for trouble?

Surname: Tang. Name: Ji

Middle names: Ke De!

Tang Ji Ke De!

Surname: Sang. Name: Qiu

No middle names, just two words Sang Qiu!

You.. you're still alive?

You are a total lunatic.

Yes!

You're totally correct.

I am a lunatic.

Been crazy since birth

In your eyes, I'm just a crazy,

insane and incapable invalid.

But this problem still needs to be solved.

If all the sane, capable people here

have all turned a blind eye

Then I would have to step in.

Yes! Count me in as well!

If all those present here today are silent,

then even a crow's cry won't be heard.

We are all here today,

to prove to all those sane capable people

in this world

there are insane, incapable people like me,

who will not turn a blind eye to injustice.

I believe in a simple philosophy, good wins over evil.

That's right! I'm the one looking for trouble!

Because of Miss Cuihua,

because of all the people here,

need my help... I will be here.

What are you people doing?

Do you want to rebel?

Attack then!

You idiots!

Don't run, stop!

You brats! Stop!

There's Tang Lang Quyền Chief here, show some respect!

You worthless fool!

I shall send you off!

What are you doing?

How shameful!

Oh crap!

Don't don't don't...I'm about to retire

Please have mercy.

You should have retired earlier.

Who.. who did that?

27th Generation Chief of Beggar Sect, Đới Khánh Sinh at your service.

Father... run!

Get him, get him...

I challenge you!

Grand hero Tang!

Oh you're also here?

How can I miss such a historical incident?

I will definitely record this Jiang Hu saga down.

Of course you have to pen me in too?

We'll talk later.

Sang Qiu!

How beautiful!

We have reclused from Jiang Hu

meaning that we're staring a new peaceful life

Master!

Is that what you've always dreamed of?

We'll "farm, wife weave"

We'll won't bother with Jiang Hu anymore.

Sang Qiu! What's wrong?

What's the matter Sang Qiu?

Master, you quickly find a hiding place!

Why?

Can't you see it?

They want to interfere with our fame in Jiang Hu,

don't want us to be Grand Heros.

Master, you go and hide... your deciple will attack!

Sang Qiu, Sang Qiu...you're crazy!

Tranlated by: kimbinhhoanvn2002 & atomic_maton. email: kimbinhhoanvn2002@gmail.com atomic_maton@hotmail.com