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[birds chirping]
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Hi.
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There's just so many
different options.
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Of course, bro.
And you deserve it all.
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What kind of shampoo do you use?
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Not none of this.
My shit is natural, bro.
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Like, my cousin make
my shit from scratch.
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[alert chimes]
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Are you saying black people
don't buy products
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from stores like this?
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I'm not saying that at all, bro.
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But what I'm saying is,
there's way too many chemicals
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on these shelves
for my natural dreadlocks.
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But you look likea Head & Shoulders type of dude.
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Like, uh-- 'cause dandruff?
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I have visible dandruff?
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Hey. Y'all need
something unlocked?
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Uh, no, actually.
I'm just wondering about
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this three-in-one
body wash-shampoo-conditioner.
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I don't really see a world
where a single product
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can do all three
of those tasks at once.
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Y-You should only hit the buttonif you need something unlocked.
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Really?
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It says "Push button for help."
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-Just help.
-Y'all got Wi-Fi here, bro?
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-Nah.
-No Wi-Fi?
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DAVE:
Maybe a body wash
could work as a shampoo,
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but there's no way
that a body wash
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can somehow turn
into a conditioner.
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Like, one item can't be
something that it's not.
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A nail can't be, like, a shoe.
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GATA:
You crazy, bro.
I used to wash my hair
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with a bar of soap
like a barbarian.
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Got my shit straight,
like, real clean.
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-Soap on the head?
-Come on, bro. A bar of soap.
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Smaller than a Tic Tac, bro.
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-That shit was clean, bro.
-Okay.
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I-I'll be at the counter.
if you need me,
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you know how to get me.
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Thanks a lot
for the help, Jesús.
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It's Jesus.
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MIKE:
Hey.
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I found the perfect acne regime.
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We're not getting
out of that tub
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until we totally rid
your back of the bacne.
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-Tonight, we scrub.
-Hold on.
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-Y'all take baths together?
-Yeah.
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When I carve out the time
from work. It is hard.
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-But it is my favorite part
of the week.
-Mine, too.
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-Mm-hmm. Yeah.
It's a great time.
-[alert chimes]
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Oh, I got to go get me somethingto drink. That's too much.
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-Where is he going?
-This stuff--
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He's going to get
something to drink.
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-Yeah, I want to get a razor.
-Yes?
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-Listen, man...
-♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪
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-♪ I'm Lil Dicky♪
-♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪
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-♪ Who's Dave?♪
-♪ Hi, I'm Dave.♪
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You need me and I need you.
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[laughter]
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Almost there.
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No, stop,
you are killing me. Ugh.
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Why? Because I am not
biodegradable
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and contribute to landfill?
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ZACK:
Yes.
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Don't flush so much,
don't flush so much,
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don't flush so much,
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don't flush
so much!
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-[laughter]
-Too early.
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KIDS:
Save the Earth.
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I'm so happy you came.
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Thank you for having me,
Muhammad Ali.
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They were so good, right?
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-Uh, yeah.
-Dave.
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No, like, I just have
no context here.
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I've never seen
anything like that.
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I don't know what
a rival school would've done
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with the same platform, and...
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Um, but I loved
your directorial style.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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I love how you loose
you keep it,
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-and how you let them just...
-Loose?
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I'm saying I enjoyed it.
It was fun.
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Dave, what are you
talking about?
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Can you be normal for two...
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Hey. Sorry to interrupt.
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Um, so just heard that
we're closing in on Friday
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for John Levan's memorial.
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-Oh.
-That's the kid that died?
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-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah. Very terrible.
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The cops have no leads at all?
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He wasn't murdered, Dave.
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I'm just saying, it's--
they haven't solved it, so...
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-They don't...
-So, hey, this is weird,
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but John was
a big Lil Dicky fan.
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That's awesome. Or... Yeah.
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Yeah, so, his parents are here,and they asked to meet you.
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DAVE:
Oh, okay.
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All right. What do I say?
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Just say hi.
It's not a big deal.
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-Right?
-Okay. Yeah, no. No big deal.
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I mean, you should
acknowledge t-their loss.
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Without saying,
"Sorry for your loss,"
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'cause I'm sure they're, like,
totally sick of hearing that.
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Maybe just don't
talk about it at all.
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But let them know that you knowby being somber?
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But nice.
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Okay. I'm just...
That's so much to think about.
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I'm just gonna say hi and, like,let them steer the conversation.
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Okay. Godspeed.
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Hi.
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-Oh. Hi.
-Dave. Nice to meet you.
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-Craig.
-Pam. Nice to meet you.
-Pam.
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-How are you?
-Oh, and this is Zack.
This is, uh, John's brother.
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Hey, Zack. Is this
Daniel Day-Lewis right here?
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-[laughter]
-How you doing kid?
You were great.
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All right, see you later, bud.
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We're gonna save you, Earth.
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Wow. He was good.
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-So...
-Thank you.
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...John just loved you.
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Oh, thank you so much,
or thank him.
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I-I mean, really, y-you were
one of his favorite rappers.
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PAM:Yeah. He-he loved guys like you
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and Macklemore and...
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You know,
all those kinds of guys.
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-[laughs softly]
-Yeah. Macklemore.
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You know, we weren't gonna ask,but we would just love it
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if you would perform a song
about John at his memorial.
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Oh. Uh, sure.
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-[exhales] Thank you, Dave.
-Oh, that'd be amazing.
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Oh, my gosh. Come here.That would mean the world to us.
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-Yeah.
-Uh, yeah.
-Thank you.
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-And you-you said aboutJohn.
-Mm-hmm.
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Okay, a song about--
'cause I don't-- you know,
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I've never met him.
I don't know much about him.
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If you just give me your e-mail,I can shoot over some thoughts.
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-Yes.
-Like, factoids about...
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-Yeah, that would help. Okay.
-Exactly.
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Uh, it's DonCheadlesDriveway
@lildicky2.com.
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I know it's complex.
I do it 'cause hackers.
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-Okay.
-And I hate
to break this to you,
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but I've actually never
performed live before, so...
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-No, w-we don't care.
-No, we don't...
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-That's even probably better.
-Yeah.
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And you guys have
seen my stuff, right?
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Because, like, it's pretty racy
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and, like, has this comedic toneto it that I think
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could be pretty
ill-fitting for...
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Do what you do, sweetheart.
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Make it funny,
and-and heartfelt.
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Okay.
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-And cool.
-Yeah.
-Sure.
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I am a professional. I do have
a slow process typically,
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but I will try
to turn something around.
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-Let's get, uh-- Come on.
-Yeah.
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-Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
-Thank you.
Oh, thank you so much.
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[music playing loudly]
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[door closes]
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DAVE:
It's just not my vision
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for my first performance ever.
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Okay, well, maybe, then,
it's just the kick in the butt
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-you need to get it over with.
-[music stops]
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I haven't needed
a kick in the butt.
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I've been being very strategic
about when to perform live.
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And, like, the moment.
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Okay, well, at least
it's a good deed,
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and good things come
to people who do good deeds.
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-Yo.
-Oh, my God.
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-Don't sneak up
on me like that.
-Wow.
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Sorry, Emma.
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I have to catch you up
on what just happened to me
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at Ally's little
play thing, okay?
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I'm now being forced to performfor the first time
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at a dead kid's funeral.
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I like the sound of all of this.
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Okay, he went to my school
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and was apparently
a really big fan of Dave's.
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And I appreciate that,
and I totally understand
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that a-a kid is dead.
I get that.
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But the nature in which
his parents asked
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just lackedall social awareness, you know?
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They're not even like,
"What are you doing?
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Are you free this weekend?"
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If-if human beings
don't have manners,
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we're, like, wild animals.
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You know what I mean? Like...
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Then what separates man
from geese?
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Yeah, I feel like they probablyhad a lot on their plate.
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DAVE:
This just sucks.
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I don't know how else to say it.This sucks.
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I think one of the reasons
I'm so riled up is, 'cause,
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like, I'm just so sick of beingcompared to Macklemore
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-at every moment, and that's...-Dave, people love Macklemore.
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Emma, am I anything
like Macklemore?
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-Never met him.
-Well, I'm nothing like him.
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-Couldn't be less like him.
-Couldn't--
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You're a snowflake,
and I'm gonna take a shower.
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"Spotify related artists:
Lil Dicky, Macklemore..."
-Yeah.
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-"Lonely Island, G-Eazy..."
-I know. I know.
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I've seen it. I've-I see it
every day a hundred times.
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I've written
so many e-mails about it.
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It's the most annoying--
It's unprofessional.
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I should be categorized with,
like, Young Thug and Kanye.
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Your rap name is literally
a small penis joke.
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It's actually a super
intellectual commentary
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on hypermasculinity.
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Your first single was
"My Dick Sucks."
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First off,
it was very successful.
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Second off, it had to be overt
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'cause it's my first content
that I'm putting out.
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I had to be very kind of
on the nose with it.
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Oh, I hope you don't
mistake my questions
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for me actually caring.
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Well, that was rude.
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All right, slug,
I'm going to bed.
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Good night.
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-[beat playing]
-DAVE: No.
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-[different beat playing]
-No, like...
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it's, like, too urban.
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Too urban?
What are you, a politician
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describing black people?
Fuck you.
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-Please keep going.
-So... Okay.
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[playing riff]
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This is interesting
'cause it's sad,
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but it's like, I think,
is it toosad?
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I thought the goal was sad here.
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Here's what I don'twant:
I don't want people
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up there sobbing;
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I don't want people, like,
cackling laughing;
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but I want people, like,
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looking, kind of smiling,
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with, like,
that tinge of sadness,
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and a drizzle of,
like, uplifting,
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but then, at the same time,
like, everybody's fucking.
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It also needs to be funny
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because it's my first
public-facing thing
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as Lil Dicky, and I need to,
like, have it be
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totally on-brand and--
it's quite a challenge,
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I'm not saying it's not
a challenge, but that's why
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00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,072
me and you are... me and you.
241
00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:14,597
-Keep going.
-[squeaky beat playing]
242
00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:18,688
-Oh, I didn't know you made
music for insects, man.
-Fuck you.
243
00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:19,950
[melancholy piano riff plays]
244
00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,735
-[bouncy beat plays]
-Hold on, wait.
245
00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:24,215
Go back to the one you just
played one ago, please.
246
00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:28,655
[melancholy piano riff plays]
247
00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:31,875
I know you like a beat
when your mouth stays open
248
00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,790
-for that long...
-[shushing]
249
00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:36,793
-[beat stops]
-[bassy beat begins]
250
00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,843
Dude, this is perfect.
251
00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:43,974
This is, like, ideal.
252
00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,802
It's ideal if he got hit
by a fucking partybus,
253
00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:48,239
-but I don't think he did, so...-[chuckles]
254
00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:49,632
Yeah, but listen, 'cause
it's obviously, like, turnt,
255
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:52,243
but like if... there,
that emotional-- there's that,
256
00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:55,072
like, that piano thing
is like, so sad,
257
00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:56,465
but, uh, like, uplifting.
258
00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:57,858
This is the one.
I love this one.
259
00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,860
Beam me up, Scotty,
I'm going in there,
260
00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:03,733
-and I'm gonna
make dreams come true.
-[wheeled chair rattles]
261
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:04,908
-Please don't kick the chairs.
-I didn't kick it.
262
00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:07,041
You have chairs
in the middle of a room.
263
00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:09,086
You need to wear glasses
like you used to.
264
00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:12,742
-You were a lot cuter then.
-Turn the mic on.
265
00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:14,570
[piano riff plays]
266
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,441
♪ John John John John John♪
267
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:19,706
♪ John, John♪
268
00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,711
♪ We put John
in the ground today♪
269
00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:28,279
♪ As I rap this song,
he looks down on me♪
270
00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,716
What?!
271
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:33,676
♪ He's playing ball right now♪
272
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,852
♪ With Kareem Abdul-Jabbar♪
273
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:38,376
♪ Well, he's not,
he's still alive♪
274
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:39,726
♪ Hold on, who died
in the NBA?♪
275
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,336
[laughing]
276
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,555
♪ Len Bias♪
277
00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,906
Or-- This--
Or lighters in the sky?
278
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:48,822
No lighters, brother.
Ten-year-old kids.
279
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,867
-Good point.
-At a funeral.
280
00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:53,957
-Right.
-♪ Parents, put your lighters
in the sky♪
281
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,742
-♪ If you're a smoker♪
-[laughs]
282
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,482
♪ Kids, wave your hands
side to side♪
283
00:10:57,526 --> 00:11:01,356
♪ If you loved J-O-H-N,
we came to have fun♪
284
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,401
♪ But mourn♪
285
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:06,535
This is the worst I've ever
heard in my fucking life.
286
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:09,756
How do I make this,
how do I make this song, John?
287
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,322
[phone chimes]
288
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,936
Excellent. Gata's here.
Perfect timing.
289
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:19,374
Bro, why do you always
invite this man?
290
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,723
He's incredibly inspiring,
291
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,769
and makes me feel like
my truest rapper self.
292
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,727
Why is that?
293
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:28,905
'Cause he's, like, cool.
294
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:32,953
-Just cool?
-Yeah. What do you--
Yeah. Very cool,
295
00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,606
-and, like, he's--
it's, like, he's...
-Black?
296
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,391
He's, like, black, maybe?
297
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:39,307
You're black. And you don't do
nearly what Gata does for me
298
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:42,005
-in this regard.
-How do I make you feel, then?
299
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,790
Like a burden or a nuisance.
300
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,574
[laughing]
301
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,923
Fine, we're getting food
without you, then.
302
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,321
His dad sent me an e-mail,
but the format's so weird,
303
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,323
I tried to pull it off ofmy phone, I can't even read it.
304
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,934
-It's like...
-Well, you know cell phones
is man-made, bro.
305
00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,631
Come on, stop tripping,
and this cheesesteak,
306
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,851
this cheesesteak about
to be bomb.
307
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,026
I hope so.
I'm from Philly.
308
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,246
Better have the right bread
in here.
309
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:06,595
Hey, let me get a hot dog.
310
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,597
-A hot dog?
-Yeah.
311
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,991
Wait. Aren't you Lil Dicky?
312
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,254
Oh, come on, man.
313
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:16,039
-I just got put on to you.
-Great, welcome.
314
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,954
-I saw what you did
on YG's Instagram.
-Yeah.
315
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,826
-Bro, you snapped.
-Fire.
316
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:20,827
I mean, straight fire.
317
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,654
Yes!
318
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:25,048
-Yo, I didn't know you had barslike that, bro.
-Yeah.
319
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:28,356
Like, you like... a real rapper.
320
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:30,924
Yeah.
321
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:34,231
GATA:
I know it's not no Philly,
but, hey.
322
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,929
What does he mean when he says,"You're like a real rapper"?
323
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,626
Like, that's so insulting.
324
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:40,847
You think he'd ever tell Offsetthat he's like a real rapper?
325
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,718
That nigga heart
would've dropped if Offset
326
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,068
walked in here bezeled out,
like with an AP on and shit.
327
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:48,811
How am I supposed to rap
at this kid's funeral?
328
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,726
Do you believe in God, bro?
329
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,859
I don't know.
330
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:55,687
You know, all I believe in
is that no one knows anything.
331
00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:57,080
Like, I believe in
sheer ignorance.
332
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,691
Anybody that claims
to know something,
333
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,258
it's, like, how could you?
334
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:02,390
You know, we're so clueless.
335
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,261
Of course you think that way,
336
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,263
'cause you privileged, bro.
You never had no hardships.
337
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:08,004
That's interesting. So you're
saying I didn't have to,
338
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,310
like, lean on religion,
'cause...
339
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:12,400
Yeah. You're not praying
to your God.
340
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,749
Everything you ever wanted
just, just right there
341
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,881
fell into your lap, bro.
342
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,753
This is all-- I mean,
this whole, it's all so weird.
343
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,929
Look around, like, what,
like what, is this even real?
344
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:23,672
-Like, like... do you...
-Whoo... what you 'bout to do?
345
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,630
I was about to touch your face,but maybe I shouldn't have?
346
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:26,849
Have some faith, LD.
347
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:30,984
Whoever made this planet is
doing a great job to me, brah.
348
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,203
I don't know
if it's God, Allah...
349
00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,292
Allah Akbar,
who's, who's Akbar?
350
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,077
Is that God's last name
in Muslim?
351
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,776
I have no idea, but
"salaka salaam," my friend.
352
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:46,216
-Thank you.
-Bro, you gotta tear niggas'
heads off on the mic, period.
353
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:50,090
♪ Or, like not even,
maybe there's nothing♪
354
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:52,527
♪ Maybe John knows
even less than his♪
355
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,922
♪ Dumb cousin in the front row
gettin' it in♪
356
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:59,534
♪ Maybe he's in Europe, like,
what the heck is Al Jazeer?♪
357
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:00,883
♪ Maybe John's a dove♪
358
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,929
♪ Maybe he's a cow ♪
359
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,539
♪ Maybe he's a piece of soil♪
360
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,541
♪ Or a molecule♪
361
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:10,110
♪ Reincarnation, some things
would be cooler♪
362
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,155
♪ Than other things,
what would John wanna be?♪
363
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,114
♪ He'd be me, I think♪
364
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,898
♪ Is he in me now? ♪
365
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,900
♪ John's gone♪
366
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,249
So that's like the hook.
367
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,121
♪ John's gone♪
368
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:21,948
I think I would end it...
369
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:26,039
♪ John's gone...♪
370
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:29,042
♪ John's gone.♪
371
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:32,045
And that's how
372
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,090
I intend on doing it.
373
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:40,183
So, that's it, you know.
374
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:41,924
What did you think?
Did you like it?
375
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,795
Just...
376
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,146
-It's...
-[chuckling]: Yeah, I did.
377
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,191
You actually thought
it was the perfect thing
378
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:51,499
for this event or you loved it
because you're looking forward
379
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,936
to me humiliating myself?
380
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,546
That I'm unsure of.
381
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,983
Was it funny?
382
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,201
BOTH:
Yes.
383
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,115
Yeah!
384
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,769
Is it toofunny?
385
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:03,946
-It's hard...
-No.
386
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,208
...to say.
387
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:06,775
I wish I had, like,
more of an understanding
388
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,298
of, like, the space
and, like, the logistics
389
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,822
of the event, like,
where is the body,
390
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,608
like, how is this even,like, from a layout perspective?
391
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,958
The body won't be there.
392
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,656
Then what the hell
are we even doingthis for?
393
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:21,877
Is this the final... product
that we're seeing, or...?
394
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,096
Yes, it's the final product.
395
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,140
I'm doing it in,
like, six hours.
396
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,794
-What do you...
-Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
397
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:28,101
[sighs] Like, imagine, like,
your whole life,
398
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,190
you have this vision of,
like, exactly how your dreams
399
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,322
are gonna come true and it'sjust, like, poof, extinguished.
400
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:35,847
You've been waitingyour whole life to do
that rap?
401
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,894
No. To do an alternative
to that.
402
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,026
Oh.
403
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,202
Should I make it longer?
404
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,812
BOTH:
No.
405
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:46,815
MIKE:
This one's like bacne Pangea.
It's remarkable.
406
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,121
Okay, how's that water?
407
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,992
It's pretty good. Doctor.
408
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,212
Good, it's gonna activate
the medicine here.
409
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,562
I got to tell you, man,
this chemical balance
410
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:55,998
is just not working out for me.
411
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,217
I have to change up
this formula,
412
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,436
because that 14%
didn't work from last month.
413
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,003
I don't know why
you write this down.
414
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,048
Well, because it matters to me.
415
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,919
I'm trying to clear up
this back, okay?
416
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,051
'Cause you're my baby boy.
417
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,270
Progress would be so helpful.
418
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,794
Have you been eating cheese?
419
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,709
-Yeah.
-David.
420
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,147
I've said it to you a million
times, I'm made of Parmigiano
421
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,453
-BOTH: John Leguizamo Reggiano.-Yeah, I know, I know,
422
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:19,021
but you cannot do that. You're
gonna set our progress back.
423
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,414
-Hey, Dave.
-Yeah?
424
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,416
-[grunting]
-Ah!
425
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,896
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
426
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,073
You ever had a night
like this, like this?
427
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,944
Whoa.
428
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,686
Wow, that's a lot of seats
out here, man. Wow.
429
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:35,081
Yo, what do you think of this
jacket? It's my stage jacket.
430
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:38,258
[laughing]
That shit is garbage.
431
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,650
-Really?
-Yeah, bro.
432
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,522
That should be in the trash can.
433
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:44,046
Put it somewhere safe.
434
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,395
[groans]
435
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:48,007
You having fun?
436
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:54,100
Who's having, uh...
437
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:57,059
Who's with me? [laughs]
438
00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:01,281
You look so good. Hi.
439
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,326
-[groans]
-I'm so stressed.
440
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,762
I know.
441
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:07,156
But you're gonna be so good.
442
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,202
-You reckon?
-I reckon.
443
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,465
[music playing]
444
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:14,250
Hey, let's start talking
about movements.
445
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,643
-Right?
-Yeah.
446
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:16,774
So you'll stand right there
447
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,298
and I'll move to the car,
448
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:21,170
-move the car to the house,
move into...
-No, I'm serious.
449
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,302
Like, if you see me
going like this...
450
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,173
Get the fuck out of here.
[laughs]
451
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,784
No, you-you have to--
Yeah, with me or I look corny.
452
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,264
What you trying to do,
land a plane?
453
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:29,744
-You got to do it with me, or...
454
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,311
-Oh, my God.
-Yeah, so extension.
455
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,356
-Yup.
-Oh, this is weird.
This is dark.
456
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,705
It's not weird.
Everyone does this.
457
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,316
Feel like I'm at a Zumba class.
458
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,144
And if you, you know,
see me bouncing...
459
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,362
No, no, no, no, no.
That's a cornfield.
460
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,537
-Don't do that.
-Why?
461
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,670
-Bounce?
-Everyone does this.
462
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,759
Yeah, and when they see you
do it, they're gonna stop
463
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,326
'cause that shit is not it.
464
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,719
Well, there's only so much you
can do to get it, like,
465
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:51,374
-hands moving. I wish I could belike, you know...
-You could also just say...
466
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,376
You could also just say,"Hands up." Like everybody else.
467
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,944
-Hands up!
-But then you have to have a,
like, one hand up,
468
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:58,338
-but you don't have to
rock back and forth.-You need to bounce to the beat.
469
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,775
You don't have to film
everything. Please stop.
470
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,907
-Stop filming.
-What is this for?
471
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,474
For your documentary.
472
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,955
For your court case
when you go to jail.
473
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,610
[school bell rings]
474
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,612
Oh, no. School's out.
475
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,358
I'm at a memorial.
I don't know.
476
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,924
I never knew the kid.
477
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,579
Come on, man,
Charlie got a VIP tent.
478
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,146
Charlie got catering.
479
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,148
Charlie got Perrier.
This is crazy.
480
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,368
You got something to say
on my live for Charlie, bro?
481
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,761
-It's John.
-Oh. Shit.
482
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:34,417
My bad, John. Tell Pac and Big
it's all good, but...
483
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:37,420
-Why are you both filming?
-I'm trying to get him
on my thing, man.
484
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,205
I'm good. Why are you filming
him film? This is...
485
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:40,554
We about to...
486
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,077
Do you think people
are gonna dance?
487
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,340
I'm gonna be.
488
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,568
Okay, so I need to go out there,wait for my cue,
489
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,397
the-the screen will come down,and then you put the graphic up,
490
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,442
but just, like, make sure
to wait for my cue.
491
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,879
Show me the graphic
real quick, actually.
492
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,968
Mm...
493
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,188
hmm...
494
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,624
What?
495
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,322
It's not on this laptop.
496
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,454
I've looked at everything.
It's not on this laptop.
497
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,021
The graphic's
not on that laptop?
498
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,371
The graphic is not
on this laptop.
499
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:16,981
I asked you to bring
the graphic.
500
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,809
Why would you not have it
on that laptop?
501
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,594
Um... Well, bro, I...
502
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:21,856
You had two jobs, dude.
503
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,119
It was to press play
and bring the graphic.
504
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,165
Please don't fucking forget
to press play.
505
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,257
[laughs]
506
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,085
Yo, he lost his fucking mind.
507
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:36,131
♪
508
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,269
MIKE:
Yo.
509
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:46,707
-'Sup?
-What's wrong?
510
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,274
I just can't believe
this is the setting
511
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:51,015
for my first live performance.
512
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:54,889
-So don't think of it like that.-How could I not?
513
00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,717
Because this isn't about you.
514
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,240
I mean, stop whining.
515
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,503
Dave, look at them.
You can do a million shows
516
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,505
to make up for this one.
517
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,246
They can't make up for the factthat their son is gone.
518
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,424
-Very true.
-Yeah.
519
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:11,079
You write goofy raps, youmake people laugh. They need it.
520
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,690
They're sad right now,
they're hurt. I can't believe
521
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,736
you don't see the beautiful
irony in this whole thing.
522
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:20,480
Well, that speech
just gave me goose bumps.
523
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,046
-You got the tingles?
-Yeah, that was good.
You're right.
524
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,483
-You're totally right.
-Good. Good.
525
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,528
-Well said.
-Now Daddy needs
to go feel some tingles,
526
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:27,313
so I'm gonna go do drugs
in the car.
527
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:28,966
-Drugs?
-As many as I've got.
528
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:31,012
You're gonna do great.
529
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,536
-Okay.
-Hey.
530
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:34,755
-Hey, Dave.
-Hi.
531
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,278
-Hi.
-How are you doing?
532
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,975
Well, all right.
533
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:40,282
I just want to,
I want to thank you so much.
534
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,283
Of course.
535
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,937
You have no idea
how much this means
536
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,982
to our family. [sniffles]
537
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:48,943
I just, I know John
would've been so,
538
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:52,294
he would've been so happy
to see you. Thank you.
539
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,514
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
540
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:57,560
-[crying]
-I appreciate that.
541
00:20:57,604 --> 00:21:00,215
-Thank you so much.
-I'm gonna make him proud.
542
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,392
Thank you. [sniffles] Thanks.
543
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,438
♪
544
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:10,094
EMCEE:
Thank you, everyone,
for coming.
545
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,358
It means so much
to the Levan family
546
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,882
to see all of John's
friends out here.
547
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:16,884
And now, to help us...
548
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:19,190
You about to get
this shit lit, boy.
549
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:20,975
CRAIG:
John just loved you.
550
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,542
PAM:
Do what you do, sweetheart.
551
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,326
Make it funny
and-and heartfelt.
552
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,589
-CRAIG: And cool. -ALLY: You're gonna be so good.
553
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:28,330
ELZ:
This is the worst I've ever
heard in my fucking life.
554
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:30,332
EMMA:
Your rap name is literally
a small penis joke.
555
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:31,812
-MIKE: They need it.
They're sad right now.
-GATA: Bro, you gotta tear
556
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,379
-niggas' heads off on the mic. -CLERK: It'sJesus.
557
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,250
KID TOILET:
Don't flush so much,
don't flush so much...
558
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,730
CHEESESTEAK CLERK:
You're like a real rapper.
559
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,427
[crowd gasping]
560
00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:40,124
PAM:
Oh, my gosh, it's Macklemore.
561
00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:42,388
I am so sorry I'm late.
562
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:45,129
[crying]
563
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:48,176
MACKLEMORE:
I would not miss it,
and I am honored, seriously.
564
00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:49,612
GATA:
Aw, damn,
565
00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:51,701
we got Macklemore in the cut
like it ain't shit.
566
00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:53,529
We going up, John.
Your memorial is lit.
567
00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,966
-I'm really honored to be here.-The Wi-Fi is trash, though.
568
00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:58,012
What's up with
the service out here?
569
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:03,409
Hey, uh, so Macklemore's here.
570
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:04,801
Yeah.
571
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,542
We didn't expect him to come
and the city ordinance
572
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,196
only lets us go until 7:00.
573
00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:10,720
Macklemore,
how long's your set?
574
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:13,419
Whatever you guys want.
I got a ton of hits,
575
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,595
huge catalog, I'll go forever.
576
00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,510
Uh...
577
00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:20,426
I'm sorry, Dave. There's just
not enough time for you both.
578
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:23,951
I mean, hey, it's Macklemore.
579
00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:26,562
-Yeah, sure.
-John had all his posters.
580
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:28,521
-Yeah.
-You know, he won a Grammy.
581
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:30,000
Okay, yeah.
582
00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:34,440
I just don't sell posters,
but... yet.
583
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:36,485
Yeah, absolutely.
584
00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:40,228
Hey. How's it going?
585
00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:41,664
-This mine?
-Um, yeah.
586
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:42,665
Thank you.
587
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,667
Blessings, brother.
588
00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:47,627
-You're the sound man?
-You know, actually...
589
00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,324
Just make sure my shit is loud.
590
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,804
Please. Really loud
on the monitors.
591
00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:52,240
-Thanks, bro.
-[crowd cheering]
592
00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:54,285
What up, everybody?
593
00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:57,550
How's everybody feeling?
Let's do this for John.
594
00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,856
-Thank God.
-MACKLEMORE: He loved
basketball,
595
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:03,251
he loved caterpillars,
and he loved you.
596
00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:06,689
Now let's be so goddamn loud
in this place that he hears us
597
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,691
all the way up in heaven.
598
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:10,476
[rapping]
599
00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:11,999
This is new.
Where'd you get this?
600
00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:14,697
♪ Want a piece of the pie, grab the keys to the ride...
♪
601
00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:16,569
A thrift shop.
602
00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:19,093
♪ I'm on my wave,
I'm on my wave.♪
603
00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:22,488
♪ Maybe John's a dove,
maybe he's a cow♪
604
00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:26,056
♪ Maybe he's a piece of soil
or a molecule♪
605
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:29,320
♪ Reincarnation,
some things would be cooler♪
606
00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:32,019
♪ Than other things,
what would John wanna be?♪
607
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:33,586
♪ He'd be me I think♪
-♪ Yeah♪
608
00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:35,501
♪ Is he in me now?♪
-♪ Hmm♪
609
00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:37,372
♪ Kind of feel like
that he might be♪
610
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,374
♪ But it might be
the adrenaline♪
611
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,637
♪ I don't know what his parents
want me to do♪
612
00:23:41,681 --> 00:23:43,726
♪ This is challenging,
but I think John♪
613
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:47,164
♪ Would want me to be me
because he liked me♪
614
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,689
♪ He has the info♪
615
00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:52,518
♪ That we all want
but we can't have♪
616
00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:55,956
♪ I know you're sad,
I know it sucks♪
617
00:23:55,999 --> 00:24:00,482
♪ But just be glad
he knows universal truths♪
618
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:05,182
♪ John's gone.♪
619
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,497
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Media Access Group at WGBH
620
00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:21,329
[gasps] Another.
621
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,028
-[throaty hiss]
-Ooh, ooh, ooh.
622
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,292
-Text me.
-Nope.
623
00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:31,600
[whistling]
624
00:24:36,779 --> 00:24:37,867
-Mom.
-Yes?
625
00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:40,391
-Okay. I want
a big party this year.
-Serious?
626
00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:42,742
-I want a quinceañera.
-Quinceañera?
627
00:24:42,785 --> 00:24:45,919
We can't do that.
We're too white for that.
We're not allowed.
628
00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:55,885
Pulling hair is wrong, mate.
629
00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:59,236
I mean, all violence is wrong,but at least punching's a sport.
630
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,716
-Is it?
-Yes, boxing.
631
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,849
Boxing's in the Olympics.
Hair pulling isn't.
632
00:25:04,154 --> 00:25:07,157
-It would be funny if it was.-It really would be.
633
00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:16,427
MAN: You're dating someone
at the company.
634
00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:17,603
WOMAN: Let's keep it simple.
635
00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:22,042
You tell me nothing,
and I never ask.
636
00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:26,350
No trouble on the horizon?
637
00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:28,439
-[horn honking]
-As far as I know.
638
00:25:28,483 --> 00:25:29,571
MAN: As far as you know.
639
00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:31,268
I need your help.
640
00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:32,574
-With what?
-[bangs]
641
00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:37,753
I think, for you,
this will be
where it gets hard.
48368
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