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Come in.
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Good morning, Mr Dalziel.
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How long have been with us,
Mr Pascoe? Not long, sir.
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Seems longer.
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The first time you walked in, you
said, "Good morning, Mr Dey-ell".
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Sir? The first bugger that ever
got my name right...first time.
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Unforgivable, that is.
Smart arse, I thought.
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I was right.
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Come on! Come on! Leave it!
Eh, eh, eh! Come on!
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Connie?
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All right?
He's all right.
He's immortal, aren't you?
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What happened?
It was that fat git
in the second row. I'll have him!
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I'll take a few minutes off.
Aye. This match is beyond redemption.
I'm surprised they haven't declared!
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We're old enough to know better, eh?
But we never bloody learn, do we?
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No. We never bloody learn.
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DOOR OPENS
We're not open yet!
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Eh, what's this?! This is medicinal!
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- Open up!
- What are you having?
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He doesn't remember the game.
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So, two men short, reserve
playing fullback. We lost 43-5.
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Who scored for us?
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YOU did!
Like the old days, eh?!
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Good. Right...
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..I think we're ready to open now!
About bloody time!
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You know you're on tonight?
Oh, God! So I am!
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Get behind the bar!
Start pulling pints!
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Another one?
No. Mary's expecting me.
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She didn't know you were playing?
I didn't either(!)
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Mary's never in the club these days.
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Well...you know...women.
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Aye...we know.
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Fancy scoring a try like that
and not remembering it.
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He's got better things to remember.
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And worse.
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TELEVISION IS ON
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VEHICLE IDLES OUTSIDE
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Legless as usual.
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Who is?
Connon.
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- What's he ever done to you?
- He's my boss, isn't he?
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No, he's the personnel officer.
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I'm a mechanic. I've served my time
and what's he got? A big house and
influential mates at the rugby club.
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- He nearly played for England.
- Yeah(?)
- He's a stand-off.
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A what?
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It's a kind of half-back at rugby.
Mary told me.
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- Aye? Over coffee(?)
- Yes.
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"PETS WIN PRIZES" IS ON TV
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Sorry I'm late.
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I'll get a cup of tea.
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VOMITS
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He should have thought of that!
What's his surname?
Jones.
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Can I help you? I'd like to speak
to Sgt Pascoe. He isn't in.
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Out cleansing society(?)
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He's in Leeds, at the opera. Can
anyone else help, or is it personal?
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It's personal. I could give him
a message. Or he could ring you.
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The arrangement is I ring him. Tell
him I called in. Who shall I say?
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He's having a night at the opera?
Tell him, Mrs Claypool. Claypool...
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In connection with...? Sex.
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Five pints of best and a G and T.
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She's here?
Yes.
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- Mrs Evans?
- There's a long waiting list.
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Gwen should have been here an hour
ago. Arthur went out to look for her,
then she came in ten minutes later.
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- Words like shit and fan
come to mind.
- What is it about women's breasts?
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They sustain life.
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BARMAN:
Batten down the hatches.
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Where the hell have you been?!
I haven't been anywhere!
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Ted Morgan's buying me a drink
and all's right with the world.
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Dick and Joy came to collect you
and you weren't there.
Sorry. I forgot.
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I'm an independent woman.
I came in on the bus.
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Look...!
Marcus Felstead, temporary
barman and bringer of peace.
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Mary?
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Brain haemorrhage.
Ruptured the meningeal artery.
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A blow from a metal implement.
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Someone knocked a hole in her head.
Probably a toffee hammer.
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Do they have toffee hammers
any more? Don't suppose so.
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Probably banned by those clowns in
Brussels. Any sign of the weapon?
No, sir.
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We started a search this morning.
And house to house. Right.
Let's go and shake 'em up a bit.
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Hey, who's Mrs Claypool?
A character in A Night at the Opera.
Marx Brothers film.
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She was in here last night, looking
for you, in connection with sex.
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I can explain.
Save it till I'm feeling strong.
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What did Connie say
when you got there? Not much.
It was 1am. He was half asleep.
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And he'd had a kick on the head
playing rugby. Who kicked him?
Could have been anyone.
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You haven't played rugby, have you?
You know Mr Connon, don't you?
Why do you say that?
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You're vice-president of the rugby
club. You HAVE done your homework.
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I'll tell you the Sam Connon story.
It's very sad.
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You're 20 years old. A local hero.
Dead cert to play for England
and become a legend.
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Then you crack your ankle. Nobody
kicks you. You just fall over.
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It's your own stupid fault.
Nobody to blame.
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And that's the end of the dream.
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You get trapped into marriage
with an older woman,
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play for the local team,
get pissed on a Saturday night...
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Trapped into marriage?
Mary Connon. The deceased.
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Where's Connon? Inside, having
a cup of tea. I'll make him wait.
See if he sweats.
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Shall I...? What? Stir his tea?
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Speak to him. Why? You're friends...
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I didn't say I liked him, did I?
No.
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You can help these lazy sods find
a toffee hammer or a useful witness.
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Then at midday, take yourself
for a drink at the rugby club.
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Here's a list of suspects.
We need a gentleman who's acted
like a hooligan. Don't be clever.
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Soccer is hooligans acting
like gentlemen and rugby union
is gentlemen acting like hooligans.
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Bollocks!
Men play soccer to make money.
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Rugby is violence for the love of
it. Or was until it got corrupted
by sponsors. I'll go in.
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Found any possible weapons?
A garden gnome. But no bloodstains.
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Witnesses? People opposite. They've
got a bit to say for themselves.
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Mr and Mrs Fernie. Number 277.
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Not pleased. Sunday morning. We got
them out of bed. You woke 'em up?
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No. We got 'em out of bed.
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There you go.
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How well did you know
Mr and Mrs Connon?
Well, I knew Mary.
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I see him at work. Mostly
we keep out of each other's way.
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She was a friend, really. Oh? I had
a cup of tea with her yesterday.
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I was at the match.
Another rugby man?
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No! Football. United.
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Was I the last person
to see her alive? It's possible.
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Apart from the murderer, of course.
And he got home at 8.30. Who did?
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Connon. I meant the murderer.
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Me too.
You can't say that!
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Dave doesn't like Mr Connon.
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Does Jenny know? Jenny?
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Their daughter. She's at university.
Er...their daughter
has been informed.
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So, you left the club at about 8.10
and you got home at 8.30?
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Yes.
Can you be more precise about that?
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Mary were watching
a so-called game show.
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Hamsters were doing
an obstacle course. Is that a clue?
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Oh, could be vital, Mr Connon.
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Oh, look...this is daft!
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I'm going to call you Connie -
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everybody calls you that. And
everybody calls you "that bastard".
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Ha-ha(!)
And on that more informal basis,
let me ask you something personal.
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What was wrong with your marriage?
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You'll have to explain.
You get kicked in the head,
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you come home,
you're sick in the bathroom,
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and she doesn't move from her chair.
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She doesn't even make you
a cup of tea.
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She just carries on watching these
idiots farting about on television.
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There are men who play rugby
who'd have kicked in the screen.
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Men who have no respect for their
wives don't deserve to keep them.
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Is that where I went wrong?
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00:15:48,359 --> 00:15:53,364
Aye, mine upped and offed
with the milkman. When was it?
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Fifteen years back. I remember.
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You were a class player, Connie.
You still know how to go
for the man.
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Which makes two of us.
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Oh, I hate working Sunday mornings.
What happens now?
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Formal statements, legal safeguards
of your civil liberties.
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As a great man once said:
we'll have you looked at,
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and then we'll decide
if you need seeing to.
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Sid Hope. Club treasurer.
Impressive!
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Sergeant Pascoe.
What's the problem?
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Kids been chopping up the goalposts
again? You were here last night?
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Saturdays - our main income source.
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How many were in last night?
Sixty, seventy.
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Including Sam Connon? Yes.
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But he left early.
DOOR OPENS
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Sorry, Sid. Late again.
No excuses. Seventh deadly sin.
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Sloth. Oh...well done.
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Sergeant Pascoe.
He's a police officer.
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This is Marcus Felstead?
How do YOU know that?
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My boss briefed me. Dalziel? Yes.
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What did he say about me? Sorry!
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"A bald runt with a pot belly."
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And the face of an angel. Huh!
Spot on!
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So, what's the trouble, officer(?)
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It's about Connie. Mary Connon.
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Mary?! You know her?
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We all do.
She was always in here once.
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Not so much now.
We all grow old, don't we?
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Mary Connon won't grow old. She's
dead. Someone killed her last night.
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The merciful goodness of the Lord
endures forever
towards those that fear Him,
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and His righteousness
upon their children's children.
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We have entrusted our Mary
to God's merciful keeping and we now
commit her body to the ground.
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Earth to earth, ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
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In sure and certain hope
of the resurrection to eternal life
through our Lord Jesus Christ.
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What are YOU doing here?
Same as you, sir. Wrong.
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Friend of the family, me.
Member of the club.
Last respects must be paid.
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But you... HIGH-PITCHED SNORT
..stranger in town,
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AND a bloody policeman.
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Intrusion into private grief.
Gets us a bad name.
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I'm learning my trade.
"In his master's steps he trod."
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And which one of us
is the very sod?
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I'm here to look for a murderer.
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You won't find him down there.
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Not a bad gate
for a midweek match.
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Arthur!
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Oh, hello, Uncle Marcus.
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Don't call me that. It makes me
feel even older than I am.
I'm sorry, I forgot.
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Well...
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I'll, erm...
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I'll sit in the car till
you're ready, Dad. Take your time.
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All right, lass.
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PHONE RINGS
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Pascoe.
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How the hell did YOU get
this number?
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No. It's very nice to hear
your voice, Mrs Claypool...
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Jenny, I shall miss your mother.
You're the first person
who's said that.
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I didn't mean to speak out of turn.
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Don't apologise. Everybody else
has said the usual stuff -
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deepest sympathy...sad loss...
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can't find the words to express...
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but you're the first person to say
you'll miss my mother.
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Thank you.
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I'll have to go. Bus to catch.
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Did you hear anything from the
bereaved? Yeah, I heard Ted Morgan.
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What did he say? He said that
Connon was kicked on his head in
a...loose maul. Is that the word?
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00:21:59,468 --> 00:22:04,473
Yes. Morgan says one of Connie's
own team kicked him - Arthur Evans.
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The captain? He wouldn't do that
even if he is Welsh!
The match was already lost.
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If he was going to stick the boot
in, he'd do it the gentleman's way,
up a dark alley. I don't buy it.
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Ted Morgan's always been
a shit-stirrer.
PHONE RINGS
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We've got to do better.
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Sergeant Pascoe.
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Mary knew the killer, otherwise
why did she just sit there?
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We'll be there. We're not looking
for mysterious homicidal intruders,
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we're looking for an acquaintance
of Mary... What is it?
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Jenny Connon's had an anonymous
letter. And? Shit-stirring.
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That's not the sort of language
we expect from an educated man!
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Ohh...
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How did it go off then?
What?
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The funeral.
Was our Stanley there?
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Yes. And it went very well.
He took time off work, special.
He worships Mr Connon.
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It's a shame, isn't it?
What?
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When your hero turns out
to be a murderer.
Who says Mr Connon's a murderer?
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Well, your Dave, for one.
Dave's never been right
about anything in his life.
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You got back from the funeral
at what time?
Oh, it were about half past five.
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There were a time check
on the radio. You switched it on
as soon as you were home? Well...
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00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:08,846
I wanted some noise in the house.
And, er...
224
00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:14,846
this was waiting for you? Yeah.
I thought it was just another card.
225
00:24:14,866 --> 00:24:20,846
May I talk to you in private,
Mr Connon? We'll go in the kitchen.
226
00:24:20,866 --> 00:24:26,747
Sgt Pascoe will take a statement
from Miss Connon.
227
00:24:32,797 --> 00:24:36,767
What would you like me to state?
Won't you sit down?
228
00:24:37,683 --> 00:24:41,723
Sorry. OUR house.
Won't YOU sit down, Sergeant?
229
00:24:41,732 --> 00:24:44,728
Why don't WE sit down?
230
00:24:51,643 --> 00:24:55,614
You don't really want a statement
from me.
231
00:24:55,633 --> 00:25:01,604
The fat controller wants us
out of the way
so he can chat up me dad in private.
232
00:25:01,604 --> 00:25:04,609
You don't like Mr Dalziel?
233
00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:12,520
Well...it's hard to respect any man
who scratches his balls in public.
234
00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:18,550
"Dear Miss Connon...
It must be terrible to realise
that your father is a murderer.
235
00:25:18,570 --> 00:25:26,461
"But it may be some comfort to know
that the man you think is your
father is not your real father."
236
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:34,451
True or false? I can't offer you
proof either way. We were married.
Jenny were born eight months later.
237
00:25:34,461 --> 00:25:38,441
A bit premature.
We'd had sex before we married.
238
00:25:38,461 --> 00:25:45,367
It were called intercourse then.
They took it away with the trams,
intercourse.
239
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:50,342
She didn't like me playing rugby.
Stuck at home with a baby.
240
00:25:50,362 --> 00:25:55,297
I can understand it now.
But you didn't then?
241
00:25:55,307 --> 00:25:57,367
What does any man understand at 20?
242
00:25:57,387 --> 00:26:03,268
Primal urges? I suppose.
And Mary was older than you?
243
00:26:03,288 --> 00:26:07,258
Only five years. But she understood
your primal urges.
244
00:26:07,268 --> 00:26:12,283
You really ARE an evil bastard.
Are you Jenny's natural father?
245
00:26:14,283 --> 00:26:17,209
I'll tell you what I know.
246
00:26:17,229 --> 00:26:20,254
We had a row one night
and she said,
247
00:26:20,264 --> 00:26:25,229
"Keep going to the club. That way
you might meet Jenny's father."
248
00:26:26,144 --> 00:26:32,194
I'd have knocked her block off...
but I'm an evil bastard.
When was this?
249
00:26:36,165 --> 00:26:42,085
Thirteen, fourteen years ago.
Too long ago for a motive.
250
00:26:42,105 --> 00:26:49,071
You could have been having
the same row ever since.
Every man has his breaking point.
251
00:26:49,091 --> 00:26:52,056
I'm not the breaking kind.
252
00:27:06,962 --> 00:27:08,992
What did you tell him?
253
00:27:10,007 --> 00:27:12,932
The same as I told you.
254
00:27:12,952 --> 00:27:16,893
I have no clinical proof
of paternity,
255
00:27:16,913 --> 00:27:21,868
but in every way that matters
a damn, you're my daughter.
256
00:27:23,938 --> 00:27:26,863
And you're my dad.
257
00:27:35,858 --> 00:27:40,814
Did you get a statement from
the lass? Nothing very helpful.
258
00:27:40,834 --> 00:27:42,844
Good. You weren't meant to.
259
00:27:42,864 --> 00:27:47,819
Play your cards right, you could be
in there with your primal urges.
260
00:27:47,829 --> 00:27:50,765
What's today? Monday? Monday.
261
00:27:50,784 --> 00:27:54,804
Tomorrow night's training night.
And committee night.
262
00:27:55,710 --> 00:27:59,730
I'll drop in at my club -
chuck my weight about.
263
00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:02,715
It'll make a nice change.
264
00:28:05,690 --> 00:28:07,740
Cheers. Cheers.
Welcome back.
265
00:28:08,646 --> 00:28:14,656
Welcome back? Haven't seen you
in here for years.
Just coincidence(!)
266
00:28:14,666 --> 00:28:20,616
See? The acumen of a bank manager.
He understands. A coincidence. Mm.
267
00:28:20,636 --> 00:28:26,646
How's the building trade, Jacko?
Still wiping out
the green belt? I scratch a living.
268
00:28:27,552 --> 00:28:31,592
How is the detection trade?
I just scratch till I draw blood.
269
00:28:31,602 --> 00:28:34,587
You been scratching Connie?
No.
270
00:28:34,607 --> 00:28:38,557
Time to rig the agenda,
Mr Chairman.
271
00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:42,548
Can I have a look at those?
272
00:28:43,463 --> 00:28:47,533
Last week's team sheets?
I want to see who's playing now.
273
00:28:48,438 --> 00:28:50,488
Good God! Is he still alive?
274
00:28:50,508 --> 00:28:52,498
I'll see you.
275
00:28:54,478 --> 00:29:01,374
You used to sniff around
Mary Connon in the old days,
didn't you? We all did.
276
00:29:01,384 --> 00:29:04,439
YOU did. Me?
277
00:29:04,459 --> 00:29:09,414
Connie got to the line first,
right between the posts.
278
00:29:09,424 --> 00:29:15,315
I didn't know you'd brought
the wife. What are you doing here?
279
00:29:15,335 --> 00:29:22,360
I'm a fully paid-up member. This
place is going to the dogs. I want
to become a pillar of the community.
280
00:29:23,276 --> 00:29:29,276
A pillock? No... Two pints of best
and get yourself a fruit juice.
My pleasure.
281
00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:37,206
There's one in every rugby club,
isn't there?
A smooth-talking graduate copper?
282
00:29:37,216 --> 00:29:41,217
A nubile woman
to inflame the loins of the pack.
283
00:29:42,271 --> 00:29:49,217
Once it were Mary Connon,
now it's Gwen Evans.
And Arthur Evans doesn't like it.
284
00:29:49,227 --> 00:29:54,132
I'd need a set of jump leads
on my loins.
285
00:29:54,142 --> 00:29:59,157
Arthur! It's eight o'clock.
Yeah, all right, bit. On my way.
286
00:29:59,167 --> 00:30:01,138
It's starting.
287
00:30:01,148 --> 00:30:05,118
Teams for Saturday.
Mr Wallis?
288
00:30:05,128 --> 00:30:10,053
For obvious reasons,
I wasn't able to consult as usual.
289
00:30:10,073 --> 00:30:13,098
Tonight I'm back to normal.
290
00:30:15,029 --> 00:30:18,999
That's my suggested first team.
Thank you.
291
00:30:20,054 --> 00:30:25,974
Young man who lives opposite me,
Stanley Curtis...
292
00:30:25,994 --> 00:30:32,960
says he's the best wing three
quarter that lives opposite me.
I don't know...
293
00:30:32,970 --> 00:30:36,930
I promised I'd mention it.
Now I have.
294
00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:42,900
I've found it! Application form for
the Wales v England international.
295
00:30:42,910 --> 00:30:47,886
It's the usual arrangement,
isn't it? We'll ask for 150,
296
00:30:47,906 --> 00:30:52,891
get 40 and carve 'em up
amongst the committee, eh?
297
00:30:52,911 --> 00:30:59,846
The international is after
Christmas. We have more pressing
matters to consider.
298
00:31:06,842 --> 00:31:09,807
Can I get anybody a drink?
299
00:31:09,817 --> 00:31:12,822
I'm all right, ta.
A bitter, please.
300
00:31:13,737 --> 00:31:17,698
Half?
A pint - if you're working.
301
00:31:17,708 --> 00:31:19,728
I can afford it.
302
00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:33,678
Poor Stanley.
At school he'd always try
to look up my skirt.
303
00:31:33,688 --> 00:31:36,644
He's a fitness freak now. He jogs.
304
00:31:36,664 --> 00:31:40,614
Sublimation.
Hmm? Sublimation.
305
00:31:43,599 --> 00:31:45,579
Now, then...
306
00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:48,565
how's my toy boy this evening?
307
00:31:49,590 --> 00:31:52,535
Fine, thank you, Mrs Evans.
308
00:31:53,550 --> 00:31:58,565
A pint of bitter, please.
Aren't you in training?
It isn't for me.
309
00:31:58,575 --> 00:32:00,565
I have a rival?
310
00:32:00,575 --> 00:32:06,516
Just...just a friend.
Just good friends...
311
00:32:06,535 --> 00:32:11,511
The most lethal words
in the English language.
Er...
312
00:32:19,402 --> 00:32:21,432
Thank you, Stanley.
313
00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:26,377
Cheers. Oh...
Are you going?
314
00:32:26,377 --> 00:32:28,387
Mm...? Good night.
315
00:32:29,392 --> 00:32:32,367
CRASH!
Oh!
316
00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:52,308
Hello, Stanley.
Hello, Mrs Fernie.
317
00:32:52,318 --> 00:32:55,274
How's the Sportsman of the Year(?)
318
00:32:55,284 --> 00:32:59,284
At least he's trying to make
something of himself.
319
00:33:00,189 --> 00:33:04,189
Yes. A bleeding idiot.
Ignore him, Stanley.
320
00:33:05,264 --> 00:33:07,244
I'll see you.
321
00:33:09,165 --> 00:33:14,120
Hey, you could race him.
I might do myself
a permanent injury.
322
00:33:14,140 --> 00:33:17,155
Well, who'd notice
the difference?
323
00:33:17,165 --> 00:33:22,081
Last call for any other business?
In that case...
324
00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:25,145
Oh... Yes, Connie?
325
00:33:25,145 --> 00:33:28,111
Mr President...
326
00:33:28,121 --> 00:33:34,061
yesterday, immediately after
my wife's funeral...
327
00:33:34,081 --> 00:33:38,051
my daughter received
an anonymous letter.
328
00:33:38,061 --> 00:33:43,037
I believe it came from someone
connected with this club.
329
00:33:46,032 --> 00:33:48,022
What did it say?
330
00:33:48,032 --> 00:33:50,977
The writer knows.
331
00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:54,948
I know. Jenny knows.
332
00:33:54,957 --> 00:33:59,983
We realise what a dreadful time
this has been for you, but, er...
333
00:34:00,888 --> 00:34:04,908
let's close the meeting
and discuss this informally.
334
00:34:04,928 --> 00:34:13,824
I propose that the writer of this
letter, when identified, should
be banned from this club for life.
335
00:34:15,814 --> 00:34:20,839
There's, er...nothing in
the rule book to cover this.
336
00:34:20,849 --> 00:34:22,849
No.
337
00:34:22,859 --> 00:34:26,819
We can't ban somebody we don't know.
338
00:34:26,839 --> 00:34:28,780
No.
339
00:34:28,790 --> 00:34:33,755
I've made a proposal.
Do I have a seconder?
340
00:34:45,716 --> 00:34:48,671
I'll second it.
341
00:34:48,691 --> 00:34:52,711
Now, I think,
according to the constitution,
342
00:34:52,721 --> 00:34:55,656
it goes to the vote.
343
00:34:56,681 --> 00:35:01,617
Unless there's any further
discussion?
344
00:35:03,637 --> 00:35:06,572
Well...all in favour?
345
00:35:17,607 --> 00:35:19,588
Carried.
346
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:22,503
Thank you.
347
00:35:22,513 --> 00:35:25,508
Right, gentlemen, meeting closed.
348
00:35:30,493 --> 00:35:33,459
Are you all right?
349
00:35:35,479 --> 00:35:38,464
No. No, I'm not all right.
350
00:35:39,469 --> 00:35:42,414
But I intend to be better soon.
351
00:35:44,375 --> 00:35:47,400
I got you two.
Saves on the legwork.
352
00:35:47,419 --> 00:35:52,355
You're a gentleman, sir.
Now, you wanted to ask questions?
353
00:35:52,375 --> 00:35:57,330
Who'd want to kill Mary Connon?
Who's got it in for Connon? Next.
354
00:35:57,330 --> 00:35:59,390
Who's having it away with Mrs Evans?
355
00:36:00,296 --> 00:36:05,351
Well, Arthur Evans is convinced that
somebody's digging in his allotment.
356
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,346
Connon? Connon. The golden boy.
357
00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:14,276
Aren't they mates? Your first
suspect is always your best friend.
358
00:36:14,286 --> 00:36:19,242
Is Evans right?
Welshmen weren't born to be right.
359
00:36:19,252 --> 00:36:22,197
Is there a policeman in the house?
360
00:36:22,207 --> 00:36:24,267
Sergeant, it's for you.
361
00:36:28,217 --> 00:36:30,247
Sergeant Pascoe.
362
00:36:32,217 --> 00:36:35,143
We'll be there immediately.
363
00:36:35,153 --> 00:36:41,103
Your neighbours have seen a man in
your garden. Don't spread it around.
364
00:36:43,123 --> 00:36:45,113
I'll kill him!
365
00:36:47,113 --> 00:36:50,128
SIREN WAILS
366
00:36:58,059 --> 00:37:01,034
All right. Who saw him?
We did.
367
00:37:01,054 --> 00:37:05,064
Name?
How should I know? YOUR name.
368
00:37:05,980 --> 00:37:12,000
This is Mr Fernie.
Oh, aye. We've heard about you.
Round the back, you two.
369
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,945
He's still...over there.
370
00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:24,906
Now, pay attention, sunbeam.
371
00:37:24,926 --> 00:37:31,871
I have been called away from
a half-drunk pint because of you
and I am not best pleased.
372
00:37:31,891 --> 00:37:38,896
So let's have a good look at you,
nice and easy, and I'll try and
keep my rottweilers under control.
373
00:37:41,832 --> 00:37:48,787
Who are you? Anthony Wilkes.
University of South Warwickshire,
reading media studies.
374
00:37:48,797 --> 00:37:50,837
Oh, Anthony!
375
00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:53,832
Jenny!
376
00:37:56,768 --> 00:38:01,743
Would that be a boyfriend
you're mauling there, Miss Connon?
377
00:38:01,753 --> 00:38:05,723
Well, yes...sort of.
378
00:38:07,713 --> 00:38:11,714
Unrequited love.
I wouldn't say that.
379
00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:15,624
It looks to be reasonably requited.
380
00:38:15,634 --> 00:38:18,619
Not his, YOURS, buggerlugs!
381
00:38:48,521 --> 00:38:50,511
What's this?
382
00:38:50,521 --> 00:38:56,442
It's a sequence-of-events chart.
Never had them when I was a lad.
383
00:38:56,462 --> 00:39:01,427
Deprived childhood. It's a chart
of the night of the murder.
384
00:39:01,447 --> 00:39:08,452
Here, the hours from 6pm till
midnight, and here, the main
protagonists. What? It means...
385
00:39:09,358 --> 00:39:12,402
The participants in a great drama.
386
00:39:12,422 --> 00:39:20,363
Now we can track the movements
of our protagonists
on the night of the murder. So...
387
00:39:20,383 --> 00:39:28,313
they were drinking in the club on
Saturday night, but not all of them
and not all the time, right? Right.
388
00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:35,239
I knew that in me head. Well...
Do you ever watch motor racing
on your telly?
389
00:39:35,249 --> 00:39:38,264
Only in an emergency. At the end,
390
00:39:38,284 --> 00:39:46,185
some overpaid prat in a daft hat
shakes a bottle of champagne so it
pisses all over the runners-up.
391
00:39:46,195 --> 00:39:50,165
Yes, I've seen that.
This case has gone flat.
392
00:39:50,185 --> 00:39:57,121
We need to shake the bottle,
see who we can splash.
Let's have a look.
393
00:39:58,175 --> 00:40:00,165
Yeah.
394
00:40:00,175 --> 00:40:03,091
He'll do.
395
00:40:05,101 --> 00:40:13,042
Listen, Arthur, we've known
each other a long time. Now I give
you my word, as an old friend,
396
00:40:13,061 --> 00:40:18,096
whatever you tell me will be
in strict confidence. Confidence?!
397
00:40:18,106 --> 00:40:21,082
With a tape recorder and him there?
398
00:40:21,092 --> 00:40:25,062
Regulations. Law of the land.
Hands tied.
399
00:40:25,082 --> 00:40:29,978
If it wasn't Sgt Pascoe,
it'd be a total stranger.
400
00:40:29,987 --> 00:40:33,948
AND he's a paid-up member
of the club.
401
00:40:33,968 --> 00:40:38,993
It keeps it in the family if he is
my...amanuensis. Is that the word?
402
00:40:39,908 --> 00:40:45,918
That's the word.
Look, I've got a match.
The coach leaves for Ilkley at 12.45.
403
00:40:45,928 --> 00:40:48,884
Ilkley? Do you fancy your chances?
404
00:40:48,904 --> 00:40:55,909
Well, they're all 16, run like
the wind... We'll get another good
hiding, but I want to be part of it.
405
00:40:55,919 --> 00:41:00,844
I'm sentimental like that.
So, what do you want to know?
406
00:41:00,854 --> 00:41:06,805
Oh, aye. Um...where did you go
when you left the club
407
00:41:06,815 --> 00:41:09,830
at 8.15 last Saturday night?
408
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,820
I went home.
Why did you do that?
409
00:41:14,735 --> 00:41:20,726
It's where I live! Home!
That's what it means.
Ask your bloody amanuensis.
410
00:41:20,736 --> 00:41:25,721
Sergeant? Mr Evans went to see
why his wife was late.
411
00:41:25,741 --> 00:41:31,681
What's wrong with that?
Nowt. It does you credit, Arthur.
412
00:41:31,691 --> 00:41:35,672
Husband concerned
about his wife's well-being.
413
00:41:35,681 --> 00:41:41,692
So, she wasn't at home.
What did you do then?
Went back to the club.
414
00:41:42,597 --> 00:41:47,642
Sergeant? Mr Evans left the club
at 8.15. Returned at 9.15.
415
00:41:49,573 --> 00:41:53,593
You live...not five minutes away
from the club.
416
00:41:53,613 --> 00:41:59,513
And which ever way you do your sums,
that's 50 minutes unaccounted for.
417
00:41:59,533 --> 00:42:04,548
Would YOU like to account for them?
Ease my troubled mind.
418
00:42:10,459 --> 00:42:11,554
All right.
419
00:42:13,524 --> 00:42:16,459
I was there. There?
420
00:42:16,469 --> 00:42:18,479
Where's there?
421
00:42:22,430 --> 00:42:24,410
Hurley Drive.
422
00:42:24,430 --> 00:42:26,420
Connon's house?
423
00:42:26,430 --> 00:42:30,360
Yeah. But I didn't go in, right?
424
00:42:30,370 --> 00:42:32,400
What DID you do?
425
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,326
I followed him there.
426
00:42:41,336 --> 00:42:47,306
I could see, er...lights on
in the house...
427
00:42:47,316 --> 00:42:51,326
Mary watching television
in the living room.
428
00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:56,321
And you came to the conclusion
that your fears were unfounded
429
00:42:57,227 --> 00:43:01,307
and Connie was not having
an illicit tryst with your Gwen?
430
00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:07,267
I wouldn't put it QUITE like that.
And, of course...
431
00:43:08,183 --> 00:43:12,173
Connie had a headache.
You kicked him, didn't you?
432
00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:21,168
I persuaded him to play, see?
433
00:43:21,188 --> 00:43:28,114
I thought, at least I'll know where
you are this afternoon, you bastard.
434
00:43:28,134 --> 00:43:32,084
Then he went down in this loose maul.
435
00:43:33,089 --> 00:43:38,104
He had no right to be there, did he?
Always was a bit of a hero like that.
436
00:43:39,020 --> 00:43:46,015
That's what made him different
from the rest of us.
I saw my chance and I took it.
437
00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:49,050
Might have killed him.
438
00:43:51,985 --> 00:43:54,025
Thought I had for a minute.
439
00:43:56,931 --> 00:43:58,961
I do feel bad about that.
440
00:44:01,906 --> 00:44:03,936
Guilty as charged.
441
00:44:05,966 --> 00:44:08,931
You've got a bus to catch, Arthur.
442
00:44:11,857 --> 00:44:14,882
You mean I'm free to go?
Saturdays...
443
00:44:14,892 --> 00:44:17,877
we're only open for confessions.
444
00:44:19,817 --> 00:44:23,897
Excellent. We've got Arthur Evans
at the scene of the crime. Eh?
445
00:44:25,787 --> 00:44:27,788
Give us your pen.
446
00:44:33,808 --> 00:44:38,763
If I think you're shafting my wife,
I don't murder YOUR wife.
447
00:44:38,783 --> 00:44:44,743
Those things are not dreamt of in
our philosophy, Malvolio. Horatio.
Whoever.
448
00:44:44,763 --> 00:44:51,659
Connon's the man with the motive.
Paradise lost.
Then he meets Gwen Evans -
449
00:44:51,679 --> 00:44:54,644
Paradise regained. Go and see her.
450
00:44:54,664 --> 00:44:58,704
Me? This afternoon,
when Arthur's safe in Ilkley.
451
00:44:59,620 --> 00:45:04,675
If Connie doesn't come, you could
be in with a chance yourself. Here.
452
00:45:14,605 --> 00:45:16,595
A-hem...
453
00:45:16,605 --> 00:45:20,526
Um...Dad...
454
00:45:20,536 --> 00:45:24,566
We've, um...we've hatched a plot.
455
00:45:24,576 --> 00:45:26,586
I can tell.
456
00:45:27,491 --> 00:45:32,457
The first XV are playing at home
and we think you should take Anthony.
457
00:45:32,477 --> 00:45:39,422
I've never seen a rugby match
in the flesh. I've watched it on TV
and found it bewildering.
458
00:45:39,442 --> 00:45:47,462
Who better to explain the finer
points, if there ARE finer points?
Oh, yes, there ARE finer points!
459
00:45:47,482 --> 00:45:49,462
Will you come?
460
00:45:50,368 --> 00:45:55,373
I thought I'd sort through
some of Mum's personal things...
461
00:45:57,373 --> 00:46:02,388
I thought you'd prefer to be out
of the house while I do it.
462
00:46:02,398 --> 00:46:05,334
You're both very thoughtful.
463
00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:12,349
I've got a book coming out
and a new job. So have I.
464
00:46:13,264 --> 00:46:18,249
I know about your job. You don't
know about mine. Tell me about it.
465
00:46:18,259 --> 00:46:22,240
Lecturer in social science,
Holm Coutram College.
466
00:46:22,250 --> 00:46:25,285
Holm Coutram?
That's dangerously near.
467
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:31,265
25 miles north. You're familiar
with the points of the compass?
Yes.
468
00:46:32,170 --> 00:46:37,195
We do a written paper and an oral
examination(!) Good. I'm pleased.
469
00:46:37,215 --> 00:46:42,191
At one time you'd have been proud.
I am. Pleased and proud.
470
00:46:42,211 --> 00:46:45,116
Late but welcome.
471
00:46:46,131 --> 00:46:50,151
I hear the siren call
of criminal investigation.
472
00:46:54,112 --> 00:46:59,077
The message from Mrs Claypool
said it was in connection with sex.
473
00:46:59,087 --> 00:47:04,998
Are you getting any? No. You? No.
I'll put a notice on the board.
474
00:47:05,017 --> 00:47:09,993
I hear the hallelujah chorus
of social science. You don't change.
475
00:47:10,003 --> 00:47:13,008
Neither do you, that's the problem.
476
00:47:15,018 --> 00:47:18,033
Something wrong?
Isn't there always?
477
00:47:18,928 --> 00:47:21,933
Goodbye for ever(!)
478
00:47:24,988 --> 00:47:27,914
(Come into my parlour.)
479
00:47:33,874 --> 00:47:40,879
If you're going to have secret
assignations, don't have them in my
pub. This is CID territory. Noted.
480
00:47:40,889 --> 00:47:44,860
Single malt arrives, unbidden.
481
00:47:44,870 --> 00:47:46,850
Also noted.
482
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,810
Now for the sermon.
483
00:47:50,830 --> 00:47:57,776
I've got nowt against women.
You're a young man. Young men
have to get their end away.
484
00:47:57,796 --> 00:48:01,796
What's her name?
Ellie. Eleanor Soper.
485
00:48:01,806 --> 00:48:06,721
Love's young dream?
At university we were a number.
486
00:48:06,731 --> 00:48:11,726
An odd number? Even number? Or what
old farts like me call a couple?
487
00:48:11,746 --> 00:48:19,717
We were an odd number. She gave
you the elbow. Yes. She didn't
approve of my joining the police.
488
00:48:20,622 --> 00:48:27,657
She's right. What would she think
of you, calling on a married woman
while her husband's away?
489
00:48:38,613 --> 00:48:43,598
At least it's not your big fat boss.
Doesn't anybody like Mr Dalziel?
490
00:48:44,504 --> 00:48:46,544
Not that I'm aware of.
491
00:48:47,549 --> 00:48:52,544
I have to ask one or two questions
on his behalf. Go on, then.
492
00:48:52,564 --> 00:48:57,469
You're aware your husband
is jealous of Mr Connon? Yes.
493
00:48:57,479 --> 00:49:01,420
Does he have reason to be?
None whatsoever.
494
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:08,465
You've rowed about it? Our marriage
wasn't made in heaven, it was made
in Ebbw Vale. So you have rows?
495
00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:15,430
Certainly we have rows. And what
the hell business is it of yours?
None, probably.
496
00:49:16,346 --> 00:49:22,356
But we have to find out
what IS our business.
The lads were right about you.
497
00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:26,366
What? They say
you're a silver-tongued bastard.
498
00:49:26,386 --> 00:49:34,297
DOORBELL
Are you expecting someone? I've no
expectations of anything, Mr Pascoe.
499
00:49:34,307 --> 00:49:36,347
The gospel according to Gwen.
500
00:49:39,262 --> 00:49:41,242
Hello, Gwen.
501
00:49:41,262 --> 00:49:46,237
- Are you all right?
- You'd better come in.
502
00:49:47,252 --> 00:49:54,208
Ah! Hello, Mr Pascoe. Mr Felstead.
I thought you'd be in Ilkley.
You haven't been dropped?
503
00:49:54,228 --> 00:49:58,198
Nobody is ever dropped
from the Fourths.
504
00:49:58,218 --> 00:50:02,188
I've retired.
Age has begun to wither me.
505
00:50:02,198 --> 00:50:07,134
What happened to Connie last week -
could be my turn next.
506
00:50:07,154 --> 00:50:14,119
Marcus phoned to tell Arthur
he wouldn't be playing. I told
him that Arthur was under arrest.
507
00:50:14,129 --> 00:50:18,109
No. Assisting us with our enquiries.
He's gone to Ilkley.
508
00:50:18,119 --> 00:50:21,124
So he's all right, then? He's fine.
509
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:28,060
- And you?
- In the time-honoured phrase,
as well as can be expected.
510
00:50:28,070 --> 00:50:31,015
Ah, that's what I need to know.
511
00:50:32,050 --> 00:50:34,030
Right...
512
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,966
I'll be off to the match, then.
513
00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:56,937
Is the game better
if seen through a glass mistily?
514
00:50:57,842 --> 00:51:02,857
This one is. Is this not
a good example of the genre?
515
00:51:02,877 --> 00:51:04,867
Not good.
516
00:51:07,833 --> 00:51:10,798
Haven't got any better, have they?
517
00:51:11,853 --> 00:51:13,833
We've, er...
518
00:51:13,853 --> 00:51:21,773
We've had complaints about you, Andy,
from various members of the club.
Oh? What are they moaning about?
519
00:51:21,783 --> 00:51:24,739
Well, if I might quote -
520
00:51:24,759 --> 00:51:31,754
"He hangs around, all cheerful,
but he's still a dirty copper
wanting us to grass on our mates."
521
00:51:32,669 --> 00:51:37,665
Sounds about right.
Who said that? Jacko Roberts?
522
00:51:37,684 --> 00:51:41,645
Oh, I couldn't possibly grass
on a mate.
523
00:51:41,665 --> 00:51:46,630
I'll tell you about Jacko Roberts.
He built the clubhouse for us.
524
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:50,600
Did it all for cost.
No profit margin.
525
00:51:50,620 --> 00:51:57,566
Then the roof leaked,
so he came back to fix the roof.
He made a right mess of the place.
526
00:51:58,581 --> 00:52:02,601
Bloody butterfingers!
You couldn't catch a dead rat!
527
00:52:02,621 --> 00:52:09,517
Your clubhouse has a leak,
Mr Chairman, and you need
a dirty copper to fix it.
528
00:52:09,536 --> 00:52:17,457
And you've got the dirtiest around.
I don't care how much mess I make,
your rugby club will end up fixed!
529
00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:20,442
MOBILE PHONE RINGS
530
00:52:21,487 --> 00:52:23,467
Dalziel.
531
00:52:23,477 --> 00:52:26,502
Yeah... All right. Ten minutes.
532
00:52:27,398 --> 00:52:30,383
I'm off. Something important?
533
00:52:30,403 --> 00:52:35,438
Aye. A damn sight more important
than THIS insubstantial pageant!
534
00:52:39,339 --> 00:52:43,408
So what we've got here is
another example of Dalziel's Law.
535
00:52:44,324 --> 00:52:51,329
It's Saturday and half the force
is out making the streets secure
for the soccer hooligans,
536
00:52:51,339 --> 00:52:54,314
and we get a missing child.
537
00:52:54,324 --> 00:53:00,255
An early result - that's what we
want. Sgt Wield will tell you how.
538
00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:07,260
Michael Annan, known as Mickey,
aged eight.
539
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:14,255
103 Scour Terrace, Oakfield Estate.
Went out to play last night
and didn't come home.
540
00:53:15,171 --> 00:53:19,201
His parents tell us
he likes to play on the common.
541
00:53:21,211 --> 00:53:24,146
MUTTERS
542
00:53:24,156 --> 00:53:30,097
We'll start the search tonight, then
again in the morning, if necessary.
543
00:54:03,979 --> 00:54:07,969
Thank you, Mr Connon.
That was fascinating. Good.
544
00:54:07,989 --> 00:54:15,899
There's a symbiotic relationship
between skill and violence. You
think so? I'd like to see it again.
545
00:54:17,850 --> 00:54:22,845
Nothing is repeatable.
That's the point about the game...
546
00:54:22,845 --> 00:54:26,845
all games...the moments.
547
00:54:26,865 --> 00:54:31,820
And once they've gone,
they've gone forever.
548
00:54:34,826 --> 00:54:36,816
Jenny?
549
00:54:38,766 --> 00:54:40,756
Jenny!
550
00:54:43,751 --> 00:54:45,781
KNOCKS ON DOOR
551
00:54:57,682 --> 00:54:59,702
(Oh, my God...)
552
00:55:03,633 --> 00:55:05,673
You dragged us out here for this?
553
00:55:05,692 --> 00:55:11,623
It's straightforward
show-us-your tits stuff.
So where is Jenny?
554
00:55:11,633 --> 00:55:19,544
You say this arrived after you went
to the match. So it must have been
delivered by hand. And then what?
555
00:55:19,564 --> 00:55:25,524
The author knocks at the door and
says, "Come for a walk with me"?
556
00:55:25,544 --> 00:55:29,564
I think you're both
underestimating the young lady.
557
00:55:30,579 --> 00:55:37,515
There is a contradiction.
Do tell me. I love hearing
about contradictions.
558
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:41,495
This letter accuses Jenny of...
559
00:55:41,515 --> 00:55:45,495
flaunting her naked body
at her bedroom window.
560
00:55:45,505 --> 00:55:48,480
You think that's out of character?
561
00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:55,406
I'm frankly not in a position to say.
But her bedroom's at the rear
of the house,
562
00:55:55,426 --> 00:56:02,421
so to see her...flaunting, you'd
have to climb over the fence at
the back. And it isn't easy. I tried.
563
00:56:03,326 --> 00:56:05,327
Hello!
564
00:56:08,352 --> 00:56:12,372
Eh...what's happening?
Are you all right, love?
565
00:56:13,277 --> 00:56:18,292
I've been to the supermarket,
but otherwise I'm fine. Why?
566
00:56:18,312 --> 00:56:21,287
What can you tell us about this?
567
00:56:21,297 --> 00:56:26,273
Oh, God...
I didn't mean you to see that.
568
00:56:26,283 --> 00:56:32,263
I found it among Mum's things.
Any more like it?
569
00:56:32,263 --> 00:56:35,208
Mm. Let's be having them.
570
00:56:35,228 --> 00:56:40,213
It's Mary Connon flaunting and some
tit-fancier writing the letters.
571
00:56:40,233 --> 00:56:45,199
So she threatens to report him
and he knocks her on the head?
572
00:56:45,219 --> 00:56:53,169
Here's an informed guess. These
were sent over a period of time and
she kept them, like love letters.
573
00:56:54,075 --> 00:56:59,050
I think she enjoyed it.
Flashing isn't confined to males.
574
00:56:59,070 --> 00:57:04,085
You said you didn't like her, but...
Nobody did. She was a real Delilah.
575
00:57:04,095 --> 00:57:09,060
All those hypocrites at the funeral,
that was for Connie's sake.
576
00:57:10,075 --> 00:57:14,075
Mind you, I don't like him either.
PHONE RINGS
577
00:57:16,006 --> 00:57:18,951
CID. Sergeant Pascoe's desk.
578
00:57:19,966 --> 00:57:24,922
Oh! Send her in.
Give all the lads a treat.
579
00:57:24,941 --> 00:57:29,937
Young woman with a pram,
asking for you. What?
580
00:57:29,957 --> 00:57:34,942
Oh, I lied about the pram.
A parcel, that was the word.
581
00:57:41,897 --> 00:57:47,848
Er, Supt Dalziel. Eleanor Soper.
My old friend from university.
582
00:57:47,868 --> 00:57:50,793
Oh...you're the ex?
583
00:57:50,813 --> 00:57:56,823
We don't have any secrets here.
We tell each other everything.
In that case, yes.
584
00:57:56,843 --> 00:58:04,744
You're a bloody mug, Pascoe. Giving
a nice lass like this the elbow.
I gave HIM the elbow. I can see why.
585
00:58:04,754 --> 00:58:09,789
He's got funny habits. I didn't
want him to join the police.
586
00:58:10,704 --> 00:58:14,774
It does bring out the worst
in a man. Open your present.
587
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:21,660
My new book.
588
00:58:21,670 --> 00:58:24,705
It's about police corruption.
Oh, aye?
589
00:58:26,635 --> 00:58:31,650
Do I get a mention? Perhaps
in the next volume. I doubt it!
590
00:58:33,661 --> 00:58:36,646
Ms Eleanor Soper.
591
00:58:38,586 --> 00:58:46,527
Let me confess...
I use foul and abusive language,
I pick my nose and scratch my balls,
592
00:58:46,537 --> 00:58:50,517
I fart louder than is necessary,
and I do it in public.
593
00:58:50,537 --> 00:58:57,532
I've got sod all to hide. I do
my job, go home and have my tea,
often in the middle of the night.
594
00:58:57,542 --> 00:59:03,473
And you will have observed that
I don't know any funny handshakes.
595
00:59:05,443 --> 00:59:10,438
Have you done any in-depth research
into children who go missing? No.
596
00:59:10,458 --> 00:59:15,443
Or women who flaunt their naked
bodies in full public view? No.
597
00:59:15,463 --> 00:59:20,359
Then Mr Pascoe will see you off
the premises.
598
00:59:20,379 --> 00:59:27,374
We have to be very careful
with liberal-minded do-gooders,
especially on a Saturday night.
599
00:59:35,315 --> 00:59:41,265
What a monster. Yep. But he's all
right when you get to know him?
600
00:59:41,275 --> 00:59:46,260
No. Monster all the way through.
Correct? King of all the beasts.
601
00:59:47,285 --> 00:59:54,181
What was that about
missing children?
We've got one. Eight-year-old lad.
602
00:59:54,191 --> 00:59:57,186
I'll...I'll be in touch.
603
00:59:57,206 --> 00:59:58,261
Why?
604
00:59:59,156 --> 01:00:01,206
When I've read the book.
605
01:00:01,216 --> 01:00:03,176
Right(!)
606
01:00:03,186 --> 01:00:07,137
See you around...Watson.
607
01:00:28,043 --> 01:00:30,073
She's a clever lass.
608
01:00:31,078 --> 01:00:36,043
You're well rid of her...unless
she's a phenomenally good shag.
609
01:00:36,063 --> 01:00:43,964
You were at the match. Was Marcus
Felstead there? No. When I saw him
at Mrs Evans', he said he was going.
610
01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:47,944
He changed his mind.
Yeah, but what did he do instead?
611
01:00:47,964 --> 01:00:53,925
I don't know. Stayed at home.
Maybe he went back to Gwen's.
612
01:00:53,944 --> 01:01:00,930
Marcus and Gwen?! Even standing
on a box, he'd suffocate. Didn't
Mickey Rooney marry Ava Gardner?
613
01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:08,831
I don't know! I'm not interested
in your sexual fantasies. Only
in my own. And our Peeping Tom's.
614
01:01:08,851 --> 01:01:13,806
Give the neighbours a shake
tomorrow. He should fall out.
615
01:01:24,752 --> 01:01:31,697
Morning. Morning. I persuaded
Mr Connon that one Sunday paper
isn't enough for three people.
616
01:01:31,717 --> 01:01:36,682
Are you here...professionally?
We're never off duty, sir.
617
01:01:37,687 --> 01:01:41,727
May I share a speculative theory
with you? By all means.
618
01:01:41,737 --> 01:01:47,648
When I first arrived and there was
no-one here, I telephoned my parents,
619
01:01:47,658 --> 01:01:52,603
and I found the Connons' number
written on the wall here.
620
01:01:53,668 --> 01:01:56,584
What's your theory?
621
01:01:56,594 --> 01:02:01,609
It's really a question. Why would
anyone phone a house 20 yards away?
622
01:02:01,619 --> 01:02:04,614
Why not ring the bell?
Fair question.
623
01:02:05,529 --> 01:02:10,505
And it also occurs to me, albeit
as a somewhat degrading theory,
624
01:02:10,524 --> 01:02:17,570
that this telephone box does command
an excellent view of the late
Mrs Connon's bedroom window.
625
01:02:18,475 --> 01:02:20,455
Thank you, Mr Wilkes.
626
01:02:21,540 --> 01:02:28,456
Mrs Fernie, could I speak
to your husband alone?
Me and Dave, we don't have secrets.
627
01:02:28,465 --> 01:02:32,456
It's a little delicate.
Definitely not delicate secrets!
628
01:02:32,476 --> 01:02:40,396
Very well. It seems that the late
Mary Connon used to appear at her
bedroom window not fully dressed,
629
01:02:40,416 --> 01:02:45,332
so to speak.
Bollock naked, so to speak? Yes.
630
01:02:45,342 --> 01:02:47,362
Everybody knows that.
631
01:02:47,382 --> 01:02:54,367
Mary Connon received obscene
anonymous letters and phone calls.
And you think I'm the local pervert?
632
01:02:54,387 --> 01:02:59,322
I'm not accusing... You are!
Have you any of these letters?
633
01:02:59,342 --> 01:03:03,303
I've got a photocopy. Can I see it?
634
01:03:09,303 --> 01:03:14,218
You're talking through
your bum hole, Sergeant.
635
01:03:14,228 --> 01:03:18,239
I am?
Well, this isn't Dave's handwriting.
636
01:03:18,248 --> 01:03:23,224
It's much too neat. And whoever
wrote this is sexually frustrated.
637
01:03:23,234 --> 01:03:28,179
I suppose.
Suppose nothing. It's obvious!
638
01:03:28,199 --> 01:03:31,144
Now let me tell YOU something.
639
01:03:31,164 --> 01:03:38,140
My Dave's big, loud and daft.
He won't mind his own business
and once in a while he hits people,
640
01:03:38,150 --> 01:03:43,055
but he is NOT sexually frustrated.
I see.
641
01:03:43,065 --> 01:03:46,051
Not since 11.20 this morning.
642
01:03:46,070 --> 01:03:51,076
And if you're going to write that
down, it was during The Archers.
643
01:03:51,086 --> 01:03:53,076
Thank you.
644
01:04:21,873 --> 01:04:23,863
Any joy?
645
01:04:23,883 --> 01:04:26,918
We've found SOME bits and pieces.
646
01:04:27,823 --> 01:04:31,893
Guns? Prehistoric. Came over
with the Vikings probably.
647
01:04:32,809 --> 01:04:35,853
That's an air pistol.
My dad had one.
648
01:04:35,863 --> 01:04:39,834
Anything on the boy?
You'll be the second to know.
649
01:04:45,754 --> 01:04:50,769
TV:
'After the ice had gone, 10,000
years ago...' Am I interrupting?
650
01:04:50,789 --> 01:04:56,720
No.
I thought Anthony might find
this photograph interesting.
651
01:04:57,775 --> 01:04:59,745
You?
652
01:05:00,660 --> 01:05:07,666
England trial, 1976. Chip-kicked
over their back line, caught it,
side-stepped the fullback,
653
01:05:07,676 --> 01:05:13,636
touched down in corner.
My shining hour. I wish I'd seen it.
654
01:05:13,636 --> 01:05:16,601
You weren't born, either of you.
655
01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:18,601
Not quite.
656
01:05:35,527 --> 01:05:37,507
Well...
657
01:05:58,394 --> 01:06:02,374
HUBBUB OF MUSIC AND CHATTER
658
01:06:03,429 --> 01:06:05,409
Marcus...
659
01:06:06,424 --> 01:06:08,404
Hello, lads.
660
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:15,300
Just the man I want to see.
Enquiries? No, no.
It's personal and trivial.
661
01:06:17,300 --> 01:06:24,295
I just want you to confirm or deny
a bit of malicious gossip that
tumbled into my shell-like ears -
662
01:06:24,315 --> 01:06:28,286
concerning you and Gwen Evans
Marcus!
663
01:06:28,305 --> 01:06:36,206
I want a word with you!
Arthur, we'd ALL like a word
with him. Form an orderly queue.
664
01:06:36,216 --> 01:06:43,211
I just want to tell him he can't
retire. We lost 55-0 yesterday!
We didn't deserve nil.
665
01:06:43,231 --> 01:06:50,127
Is the beautiful Gwen with you?
She's in the toilets,
tarting herself up.
666
01:06:50,137 --> 01:06:55,152
Excuse me, we're running out of
crisps. I'll be back in a minute.
667
01:06:56,177 --> 01:06:58,157
Humiliation!
668
01:06:58,177 --> 01:07:02,138
What? Running out of crisps?
669
01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:10,038
No! Our match yesterday.
We were playing against children,
man, mere bloody children!
670
01:07:10,048 --> 01:07:17,054
Would Marcus have made any
difference?
Well, he's a little, fat, bald runt
671
01:07:17,073 --> 01:07:21,044
but he's got his share
of low cunning.
672
01:07:21,044 --> 01:07:25,014
At our age...what else is left?
673
01:07:55,851 --> 01:07:58,816
HEAVY BREATHING
674
01:07:58,836 --> 01:08:01,811
GWEN:
We have to tell him.
675
01:08:01,831 --> 01:08:07,732
MARCUS:
Then he kills you and he kills me.
In either order.
676
01:08:07,752 --> 01:08:12,717
You saw what he did to Connie
and that was mistaken identity.
677
01:08:12,727 --> 01:08:17,742
Ahem... Good evening, both.
How long have you been there?
678
01:08:17,762 --> 01:08:23,713
Long enough. Mr Felstead, why don't
you call in and see us tomorrow?
679
01:08:23,723 --> 01:08:25,723
Clarify a few things.
680
01:08:30,668 --> 01:08:34,659
How long has it been going on?
Two years. Bloody hell!
681
01:08:34,668 --> 01:08:38,649
Nightmare! So why do it?
682
01:08:38,669 --> 01:08:43,594
I hesitate to mention "love" to you.
You do right.
683
01:08:43,604 --> 01:08:46,579
But it's a bugger though, isn't it?
684
01:08:46,599 --> 01:08:53,545
Here you are,
pulling the best bird in the parish
and you can't tell anybody.
685
01:08:53,555 --> 01:08:59,475
I'd want to shout it from the
rooftops. Who'd have believed me?
PHONE
686
01:08:59,495 --> 01:09:01,525
Sergeant Pascoe.
687
01:09:01,545 --> 01:09:08,441
So, what are your plans, apart from
protecting yourself from Arthur?
Sir.
688
01:09:08,451 --> 01:09:10,461
Oh... Excuse me.
689
01:09:10,481 --> 01:09:12,461
Aye?
690
01:09:12,471 --> 01:09:18,421
Oh, hang on. Piss off, Marcus.
We've found a missing child.
691
01:09:18,441 --> 01:09:23,367
Your sex life is no longer
of any interest.
692
01:09:23,387 --> 01:09:28,402
At Old Trafford?! Don't tell me -
asleep on the penalty spot.
693
01:09:28,422 --> 01:09:33,407
Some kids'll do anything for
an autograph... Returning to base.
694
01:09:34,322 --> 01:09:40,273
You can't. Mrs Grogan at number 40
is expecting you.
Did she see something?
695
01:09:40,293 --> 01:09:44,253
She reckons she did.
She's nosey but she's usually right.
696
01:09:44,273 --> 01:09:49,248
I'm nice to the Mrs Grogans
of this world.
Give it a good long ring.
697
01:09:49,268 --> 01:09:53,278
She's a bit deaf.
Thank you, Mrs Williams.
698
01:10:04,244 --> 01:10:12,125
Jacko Roberts saw Mary Connon
with Arthur Evans in the Blue Boar
the night before she was killed.
699
01:10:12,145 --> 01:10:19,100
And he's just remembered?! Yeah.
They're a tight bunch at the club,
and Arthur's popular,
700
01:10:19,110 --> 01:10:23,160
but they all grass eventually.
What can I do?
701
01:10:24,066 --> 01:10:29,121
Call on Arthur. He might talk
to you. Ask him if he's a murderer.
702
01:10:46,942 --> 01:10:50,952
TOM JONES RECORD PLAYS
Have you found her?
703
01:10:50,962 --> 01:10:52,932
Sorry?
704
01:10:52,942 --> 01:10:55,938
♪ ..Is my momma and papa...
705
01:10:57,967 --> 01:11:03,908
♪ Down the road I'd look
and there runs Mary
706
01:11:03,918 --> 01:11:08,883
♪ Hair of gold
and lips like cherries... ♪
707
01:11:08,893 --> 01:11:10,913
She's left me.
708
01:11:13,869 --> 01:11:17,819
I'm...very sorry, Mr Evans.
709
01:11:24,804 --> 01:11:31,800
Look, she'd better have gone
on her own, cos if she's gone
with anybody else, I'll KILL him!
710
01:12:22,468 --> 01:12:27,483
You do not pump out a man's stomach
because he's had a drop of Scotch!
711
01:12:27,503 --> 01:12:32,498
It was the doctor's decision. Oh,
you trust the medical profession?!
712
01:12:32,518 --> 01:12:35,444
God have mercy on your soul(!)
713
01:12:35,454 --> 01:12:40,419
Oh, God! I hate this bloody thing!
It's working perfectly well.
714
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:47,444
A police canteen should serve
sausages and chips 24 hours a day!
No wonder there's a crime wave!
715
01:12:48,350 --> 01:12:52,420
Anyway, Arthur Evans
isn't your romantic suicide type.
716
01:12:53,325 --> 01:12:55,395
You'll be on his hit list now.
717
01:12:55,405 --> 01:12:58,330
I'll bear it in mind.
718
01:12:58,350 --> 01:13:03,306
And little Marcus has done
a runner? Uniform checked his digs.
719
01:13:03,325 --> 01:13:08,291
His car's gone and he told
his landlady he wouldn't be back.
720
01:13:08,311 --> 01:13:15,206
Marcus Felstead and Gwen Evans...
Romeo and Juliet...
Who'd have thought it?
721
01:13:15,216 --> 01:13:17,266
Moral - anything's possible.
722
01:13:17,276 --> 01:13:21,256
The world is flat.
The moon is made of green cheese.
723
01:13:21,266 --> 01:13:26,172
May I have a word, sir?
What's YOUR problem?
724
01:13:26,192 --> 01:13:34,143
A witness claims to have seen a man
in Connon's front garden
the night Mary Connon was killed.
725
01:13:34,152 --> 01:13:36,133
What was he doing?
726
01:13:36,143 --> 01:13:41,098
He was climbing in the house
through an upstairs window.
727
01:13:41,108 --> 01:13:47,088
I wouldn't have thought that was
possible. Only one way to find out.
728
01:13:50,054 --> 01:13:56,014
It's what we call a reconstruction
in the investigative trade.
729
01:13:56,024 --> 01:13:59,984
It looks good in the paperwork.
Well?
730
01:14:00,004 --> 01:14:02,044
He was a better athlete than I am.
731
01:14:02,054 --> 01:14:04,970
Can you get to the window?
732
01:14:04,980 --> 01:14:08,970
Possibly. Try.
Give the crowd its money's worth.
733
01:14:12,005 --> 01:14:16,940
I'd rather not, sir.
Are you disobeying an order?
734
01:14:16,950 --> 01:14:20,980
I don't want to spoil
the footprints on the roof.
735
01:14:21,886 --> 01:14:23,945
Oh, get down!
736
01:14:23,965 --> 01:14:29,926
Er...do you know any
sexually frustrated young athletes?
737
01:14:32,911 --> 01:14:34,891
Yes.
738
01:14:34,901 --> 01:14:36,822
Oh...
739
01:14:51,787 --> 01:14:55,777
Young man,
you are trying my patience.
740
01:14:55,787 --> 01:14:58,753
I didn't do anything!
741
01:14:58,763 --> 01:15:01,718
It's another fine mess, Stanley(!)
742
01:15:02,733 --> 01:15:07,708
I didn't kill her. What DID you do?
Did you write the letters?
743
01:15:09,659 --> 01:15:12,624
Yes. And telephoned her?
744
01:15:12,634 --> 01:15:15,639
Yes...but she asked for it.
745
01:15:15,649 --> 01:15:21,639
You'll have to explain that.
When did it start?
A couple of years ago.
746
01:15:21,659 --> 01:15:25,629
When I first started
serious training.
747
01:15:26,634 --> 01:15:29,580
I was out running one night...
748
01:15:29,590 --> 01:15:34,605
and there she was...at the window...
like...all...
749
01:15:35,510 --> 01:15:38,565
Naked? Yes. Don't worry, son.
750
01:15:38,585 --> 01:15:45,541
All men have a deep desire to say,
"Show us your tits," to every woman
we fancy. Even Pascoe.
751
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:52,436
But we do not make obscene
phone calls or write dirty letters!
752
01:15:53,511 --> 01:15:56,446
I was daft, wasn't I?
753
01:15:56,466 --> 01:16:00,467
But you said...she asked for it.
754
01:16:00,476 --> 01:16:03,382
One night...
755
01:16:03,392 --> 01:16:08,357
I was in t'phone box and, er...
she must have been watching me...
756
01:16:08,377 --> 01:16:12,358
because SHE rang ME,
in the phone box.
757
01:16:12,367 --> 01:16:17,363
And she got me to say things like...
dirty things.
758
01:16:17,383 --> 01:16:25,273
Not ever so dirty. I don't know
that many seriously dirty things.
You have to work at it.
759
01:16:25,293 --> 01:16:32,289
She told me she kept my letters
in her dressing table, and why
didn't I spice them up a bit.
760
01:16:32,299 --> 01:16:35,274
Then I decided to stop.
761
01:16:35,284 --> 01:16:38,259
Why? Don't laugh.
762
01:16:38,269 --> 01:16:41,254
It was interfering with me training.
763
01:16:41,264 --> 01:16:47,195
I'm not laughing. It isn't funny.
But she didn't want me to stop.
764
01:16:47,215 --> 01:16:53,175
She threatened me. She...she kept
the letters. To show to Mr Connon?
765
01:16:53,195 --> 01:16:58,101
Mr Connon, the police, me parents,
everybody.
766
01:16:58,110 --> 01:17:02,121
So, er...you decided to steal them?
767
01:17:02,141 --> 01:17:04,160
On the Saturday night.
768
01:17:05,066 --> 01:17:07,156
THAT Saturday night.
769
01:17:08,061 --> 01:17:13,026
I went onto t'little flat roof
and in through t'window.
770
01:17:13,036 --> 01:17:16,051
I could hear t'telly on downstairs.
771
01:17:16,071 --> 01:17:18,997
I went into t'bedroom
772
01:17:19,017 --> 01:17:23,037
and I was just about to open
t'dressing table drawer
773
01:17:23,047 --> 01:17:28,012
when someone on t'bed moved
and sort of groaned. Mr Connon?
774
01:17:28,022 --> 01:17:30,022
Yeah. He sat up.
775
01:17:30,042 --> 01:17:38,003
What did YOU do? I ran away.
Downstairs. There was a lot of
noise, I thought no-one'd hear me.
776
01:17:38,908 --> 01:17:43,913
Noise from the television?
And voices. Somebody laughing.
777
01:17:43,933 --> 01:17:51,834
I was halfway down t'stairs when
Mrs Connon came out into t'kitchen
and saw me and screamed. Why?
778
01:17:51,854 --> 01:17:55,824
You were her toy boy.
Didn't she recognise you?
779
01:17:58,869 --> 01:18:01,795
I had this over me head.
780
01:18:01,804 --> 01:18:03,795
Show us.
781
01:18:09,845 --> 01:18:15,755
Ooh, it's enough to make anyone
scream. Give it to Mr Pascoe.
782
01:18:18,701 --> 01:18:20,780
So, she screamed. Then what?
783
01:18:21,696 --> 01:18:25,766
There was a man in t'front room.
Who? I didn't see him.
784
01:18:26,671 --> 01:18:30,651
He said something like,
"What's the matter?"
785
01:18:30,661 --> 01:18:35,627
I threw something at her
and legged it through t'front door.
786
01:18:35,647 --> 01:18:41,597
Did you know his voice? It's a bit
muffled with a stocking on your head.
787
01:18:41,617 --> 01:18:48,592
What did you throw at Mrs Connon?
What? You threw something at her.
What?
788
01:18:48,602 --> 01:18:51,558
I-It was just something I picked up.
789
01:18:51,578 --> 01:18:56,593
When Mr Pascoe asks you a question,
he's entitled to an answer!
790
01:18:57,508 --> 01:19:04,523
It was an old air pistol!
Me dad used to keep it for the rats!
It's useless! He never killed any!
791
01:19:33,410 --> 01:19:42,306
Is that your father's air pistol,
Mr Curtis? Yeah. Who did he buy it
from? Lord Kitchener? Lord who?
792
01:19:42,326 --> 01:19:48,306
Don't say that. It upsets me.
You MAY be home in time
for Blue Peter...
793
01:19:48,316 --> 01:19:51,331
Thank you. ..But don't bank on it.
794
01:19:52,237 --> 01:19:53,321
No.
795
01:20:04,177 --> 01:20:11,192
Forensics won't thank you for that,
sir. They'll be too busy finding
imaginary footprints on the roof.
796
01:20:11,202 --> 01:20:17,113
How did you know? I know everything.
And I know how these buggers work.
797
01:20:17,133 --> 01:20:22,118
It's a spring-loaded mechanism. Put
a pellet in and pull the trigger.
798
01:20:22,128 --> 01:20:27,094
Wow. That's not going to help
anybody's frontal lobes, is it?
799
01:20:27,104 --> 01:20:30,079
That's our toffee hammer.
800
01:20:30,089 --> 01:20:34,069
LOUD MUSIC,
GENERAL CHATTER
801
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:50,945
Does your heart good, doesn't it?
802
01:20:50,955 --> 01:20:53,950
Seeing all these young people.
803
01:20:53,970 --> 01:20:57,950
This is no place
for the likes of us. Come on.
804
01:20:57,970 --> 01:21:01,941
Can't talk with all this racket
going on.
805
01:21:23,882 --> 01:21:27,782
How's the head? Memory improving?
806
01:21:27,802 --> 01:21:32,758
Memory? Come on, Connie!
Fill in the gaps.
807
01:21:32,778 --> 01:21:36,798
What was it that woke you up?
Mary screaming?
808
01:21:37,713 --> 01:21:44,699
The hooded monster on the stairs?
Who was the man in the living room?
Who got rid of the gun?
809
01:21:44,708 --> 01:21:46,738
Was it you or him?
810
01:21:47,743 --> 01:21:54,719
He did. I know you're a man
of few words but that outburst
still leaves the odd gap.
811
01:21:55,624 --> 01:22:00,610
I heard the scream, then the
front door. Stanley doing a runner.
812
01:22:00,629 --> 01:22:05,595
I didn't know it was Stanley
until Marcus told me. Marcus?
813
01:22:05,605 --> 01:22:07,655
He was the man in the living room?
814
01:22:07,665 --> 01:22:10,590
I thought you knew.
815
01:22:11,625 --> 01:22:14,550
You heard noises...
816
01:22:15,605 --> 01:22:22,561
..you went down the stairs,
you found Marcus and Mary...
Having it away on the rug? No.
817
01:22:22,581 --> 01:22:30,471
She were dead by then. I assume
you asked Marcus for an explanation.
"Excuse me, sir, my wife's dead."
818
01:22:30,491 --> 01:22:32,531
He said it were an accident.
819
01:22:33,437 --> 01:22:37,506
I hope he had a good story.
I believed him.
820
01:22:37,516 --> 01:22:40,492
Try it on me.
821
01:22:41,407 --> 01:22:45,437
Marcus came round because
Mary knew about him and Gwen.
822
01:22:45,457 --> 01:22:49,427
She were threatening to tell
Arthur Evans. Why?
823
01:22:49,437 --> 01:22:51,437
Her idea of fun.
824
01:22:53,348 --> 01:22:55,388
Describe the accident.
825
01:22:58,313 --> 01:23:05,318
Young Stanley had dumped this old
air pistol and Marcus had picked
it up. He were arguing with Mary.
826
01:23:05,338 --> 01:23:12,284
She was teasing him
about his love life with Gwen.
He was waving the gun around.
827
01:23:12,304 --> 01:23:16,294
She says, "What are you
going to do? Kill me?"
828
01:23:16,314 --> 01:23:24,225
Then she grabbed the gun and held
it against her own head and pressed
his finger which was on the trigger.
829
01:23:25,230 --> 01:23:28,215
Bang. She were dead.
830
01:23:28,225 --> 01:23:31,150
That's Marcus's story?
831
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:34,145
Yes. Which you believe?
832
01:23:34,165 --> 01:23:41,171
I lay down for half an hour,
give him time to get rid of the gun,
then I phoned the police.
833
01:23:41,191 --> 01:23:49,081
We'd had a masked intruder.
We could blame everything on him.
Stanley. Poor little twat.
834
01:23:49,091 --> 01:23:54,077
Whatever he does, he'll always be
found out. So it adds up to what?
835
01:23:54,087 --> 01:23:58,107
Death by misadventure?
Manslaughter at worst? Yes?
836
01:23:58,117 --> 01:24:01,042
Not murder.
837
01:24:01,052 --> 01:24:06,017
Are you prepared to stand up
in court and testify
838
01:24:06,037 --> 01:24:12,983
that your late wife was a wicked,
manipulative, conniving,
sex-starved bitch?
839
01:24:21,928 --> 01:24:25,948
When I bust me ankle
and I knew it were all over...
840
01:24:25,958 --> 01:24:30,924
the glory that was me,
do you know what she said to me?
841
01:24:30,934 --> 01:24:33,909
"It's only a game, Connie...
842
01:24:33,919 --> 01:24:36,854
"It's only a game."
843
01:24:36,864 --> 01:24:39,879
That's a terrible thing to say.
844
01:24:39,889 --> 01:24:44,805
It's true. That's why
it's a terrible thing to say.
845
01:24:46,825 --> 01:24:49,780
She weren't talking about rugby.
846
01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:51,790
I know.
847
01:25:08,706 --> 01:25:12,687
CROWD SINGS "Land of my Fathers"
848
01:25:25,632 --> 01:25:27,622
Come on!
849
01:25:31,553 --> 01:25:32,638
Sid! Sid!
850
01:25:37,583 --> 01:25:45,534
I shall need a pint every 15 minutes
for the duration of the game. But if
Wales win...I shall drink a lot.
851
01:25:47,534 --> 01:25:50,469
Welcome home, Arthur.
852
01:25:52,469 --> 01:25:55,434
COME ON, BOYS!!
853
01:26:00,469 --> 01:26:04,440
Come on, England!
Let's show these taffies!
854
01:26:04,450 --> 01:26:07,415
England! England! England!
855
01:26:07,435 --> 01:26:12,400
I'll explain it as we go along.
I thought you might.
856
01:26:12,410 --> 01:26:15,385
Come on, England! COME ON!!
857
01:26:18,361 --> 01:26:20,391
Where have YOU been?!
858
01:26:20,401 --> 01:26:22,381
A world cruise.
859
01:26:22,401 --> 01:26:26,321
Spent my entire life savings.
860
01:26:26,331 --> 01:26:28,321
Worth it?
861
01:26:30,262 --> 01:26:31,346
Every penny!
862
01:26:32,252 --> 01:26:33,326
Good.
863
01:26:35,326 --> 01:26:38,302
How have YOU been?
864
01:26:40,222 --> 01:26:44,192
I often wished I could get away
from Mary.
865
01:26:44,212 --> 01:26:49,168
I used to think it wouldn't matter,
but it does.
866
01:26:50,173 --> 01:26:52,213
It always matters.
867
01:26:54,193 --> 01:26:58,163
They know you're here.
I had to tell 'em.
868
01:26:58,173 --> 01:27:00,203
They met me coming in.
869
01:27:01,208 --> 01:27:03,178
Well...
870
01:27:03,188 --> 01:27:06,154
mustn't spoil your enjoyment.
871
01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:27,070
WHISTLE BLOWS
872
01:27:29,010 --> 01:27:31,040
It's only a game, Marcus...
873
01:27:31,050 --> 01:27:33,966
only a game.
76858
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