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Brother Jersy will have a game with Turkey tonight?

Anyone takes side bet?

Those who bet on Jersy get 60% dividend

And 100% for Turkey, of course I bet on Turkey

Don't bet for him, I'm Little Ping

I bet on Jersy, $50,000!

Brother, everyone bets on you

As your mom had a hard time to bring you up

you'd better die to pay her, as you're so stupid

You won't win if you don't bet on me

Turkey is a stink ass-hole!

No foul language

No foul language? But it gives me power

I don't like it

What then?

Foul language may also be pleasing to the ears

and just like singing

Foul language can be as pleasing as singing?

I don't believe

It's true

Good...

Who says good?

Not me

Hasn't bastard Jersy arrived?

Turkey, you can't wait to lose?

I don't know what Jersy and Turkey are playing

It should be my turn to decide how to gamble this time

You'll lose whatever game you decide

Mahjong, Poker, Baccarat, you have never won

Hey, what games will we play as you ask me here?

Let's play snooker

and then we bet on soccer!

The bet for soccer is $1 million

England Vs Portugal, England giving half goal

I always try to help the weaker side

Now England leads by 2 goals, I'll bet Portugal will win

For snooker, let's bet on our places of control

If you lose, you let me have Mongkok

If I lose, you get Lai Chi Kok

You get more advantage, ass-hole!

Hey, what have I said?

One, two, three, four

Oh...

I give you a banana

Oh...

Will you suck it?

Good song!

Honey, is it good enough?

OK

Hey, will you accept the bet?

Make it Lai Chi Kok and Cheung S ha Wan

Jersy, since you defeated me in Poker game last time

I've missed for 4 months

As I've been practising with my coach Davis

18 hours a day

I have now made a big leap

You must die this time!

Hubby, he's mighty

Who is your coach?

Same as his, Davis

And also Beckham, Jordan

Then you needn't fear him

But to tell the truth...

I learn soccer from Davis

And from Beckham...

I learn basketball

From Jordan...

I learn from him as how to cook hotpot

What?

I've won, I'll serve first

But I want one cue to decide victory

Whoever hits the ball first shall win

OK, I don't fear you!

Turkey, you fell into my trap!

My coach, Jordan, is not the basketball player

He indeed lives in Jordan Road

...who everyone refers him as Mighty-left-handed Sweeper!

Roll...

What have you just said?

What Mighty-lefthanded Sweeper?

My honey!

Hit

Honey!

Deduce 4 points, I lead you by 3 points now!

You...

I tell you, the trick just then...

...is my most secret skill

What is it called? It's called Tornado S hoot

You think the red balls have stopped in front of the pocket?

In fact it is spinning at a high speed of 100 spins a second

and creates lightning effect on the felt cover

Once the white ball hits it, it'll spin like turnado

And it'll fall dead

I've perfected it, no one can escape

Nuts!

England loses when it leads by 2 goals? Damn it!

Turkey, why so stupid?

There's a device called VCR in this world

This match ended 15 minutes ago already

You can't be a culprit as you're foolish

You'd better become a good guy

Damn it!

Boss!

Honey, you're my boy!

Brother Jercy, hurrah!

Help yourselves, please

Thank you, Boss

You don't cook some for me?

What do you mean?

I courted you as I thought you were a foreigner

As I thought if I took you out...

...your English will astonish others

But both your English and Chinese are lousy

I wonder where you are from

Tahiti

Tahiti?

Yeah

You mustn't mix...

...the local beach up with Tahiti

My native language is French, you know?

You speak French?

God damn your mother!

Eat now

I don't know what you're speaking

Nothing, only curse you

Hey, fatty!

I've won millions of dollars today

and you serve me only this food?

Eat some vegetables

Fatty, don't know who I am? The new Master of Gambling

Eat vegetables? I'll only eat food from heaven!

You?

Damn you!

Not suitable for children

Then... let's sing nursery rhymes

You're an ass-hole, everywhere in Hong Kong

People try to chop you, Kick you ass-hole

You're an ass-hole, dot...

What does dot mean?

Foul language, for the sake of censor

You damned fool

You cannot be compared with Cool of the old days

The Cool you mean...

...is the guy made a fame with flying cards...

...when the God, Holy, Master retired from gambling

He's the favourite of all female

On the list of Most Wanted Husband...

he's the only guy who defeated Richard Gear

If Cool hadn't disappeared 3 years ago...

you're no better than a mouse when you stand next to him

He disappeared for the sake of love?

That's a stupid Cool

He's my idol anyway

I was still a parking valet when he made a fame

Can you tell me more about him?

I remember at that time...

Cool was cocky and proud

For Cool's legend, besides being a competent gambler

he also has a sexy girlfriend, Karen

and his sworn brother Yeung Kwong, who was always calm

The three of them formed a triangle

Once the battle with his rival...

Cool threw all the money in the sky, total to millions of dollars

Then he and Karen danced in the wind of banknotes

Isn't it a classic?

Is it true?

Well, to compare with Cool...

you're no more than a mouse

If Cool was really so mighty...

how come he disappeared suddenly?

Did someone assassinate him?

Hey, as you've won so much

why not go on a trip to Japan?

People say Cool could turn poker cards into flying blades

Is it true?

I want to go shopping

I want to go shopping

I want to go shopping in Japan

I want to go shopping

I want to go shopping in Japan...

I want to go shopping!

I want to go shopping in Japan!

I know I'm wrong

OK, whatever you say

I now order you...

...to organize a luxurious tour to Japan for me

And the charge is about $2000 per head

Here is $5,000, fix it for me

I now order you...

...to organize a luxurious tour for me

...which lasts about 9 days, charge is $1,000 per head

Here's $3,000, fix it for me

I now order you...

...to organize a luxurious tour to Japan for me

...which lasts about 9 days, charge is $500 per head

Here's $1,000, take it

Got it, Boss

Harajuku, Matsushitato

Going shopping? From dawn to dusk?

Of course we must go shopping here in Japan

But you needn't shop from 8 am to 8 pm

You needn't eat something?

You mean it

Let's eat something

When can we have a meal?

My friend, take it easy

Let's get a bath back in the hotel

and gather for a meal

OK? Let's get back to the hotel first

Jersy, get up!

I've taken my 4th bath, when are we going for a meal?

Then take the 5th now

What?

Get up, ask that fatty out!

Hurry!

Quiet, everybody...

I don't know what's on, I work part time only

I don't know what you're saying

Refund now!

The fatty is nowhere to see, he must have slipped away

You mean it?

I must beat him up when I return to HK!

It's so dark at the early hours?

And there's no restaurant nearby, shit

Walk a bit further, and see if there's a shop

No, I'm not familiar with this area

If we get robbed, we can never find that bastard again

Let's get back to the hotel now

No, I must eat something

I'm starving

Look at you, you're barely dressed

And you leap while walking

This is a real leaping lamp

We'll be ruined if guys rape us

If I get kidnapped, I'll be raped

But if I go back with you, you'll rape me

You look down on me?

I didn't mean that

We're getting along with true love

Just like the lovers in the movie Titanic

Hey, Chinese cuisine

I'll ruin the shop if they are closed

No one is here? Is it a funeral parlour?

What would you like?

Let me see

A Chinese restaurant with only Japanese menu?

This is Japan, they mean to serve Japanese

What would you like?

Two bowls of shark fin soup, two abolones

and lobsters

Don't overcharge, only $70 in HK

Does it?

Then the restaurant must be owned by your dad

This boss is handsome

You need a bowl of fried rice or a handsome guy now?

Answer me!

Fried rice

Fukien Fried Rice, Classic Fried Rice, Yamadei Fried Rice

Get whatever fried rice you have for us

You're very hungry?

Is it enough? Yes

Not bad, you're from HK?

Yeah, I've been here for a couple of years

You'd better go back to HK

This place is shabby, you can't have good business

Go back to HK and work under me, I'm Jersy

And you'll have a better living

Brother Jersy? What field are you in?

If I tell you, others will say I'm boasting

You tell him

This nuts is...

...Hong Kong number one man, after God of Gambling...

Holy of Gambling, Master of Gambling...

He is the forever winning www

King of Gambling masters, net. Com

Nice to meet you

It's an updated nickname

S ure, in HK, everyone has a nick name ends with. Com

Look at you, you mustn't have won big money

Go back to HK and I'll teach you some tricks

And you'll run into good luck

Chinaman, have you thought over?

I've put it clear already

No protection money, then you close!

I have no money!

It's late, why are there furious white-collars?

They come to collect protection money

Japanese culprits

They deserve the money!

Look how cool they are, all in suit

Who are you, ass-hole?

He seems to follow what I say, what did he say?

Never mind him

Translate it for me

Nothing, he says you look lousy

Why are you so frank in the translation?

If not, a fierce fight could be avoided

Go to hell you ass-hole!

Kick his mother fucking ass! Baby

Beat him!

Baby, beat him...

Why he only beats me?

What did he say?

He asked why you only chase and beat him

It's because of what you say!

You look cocky, so you must be beaten!

Translate it for him!

Get weapon, bitch!

Take it!

Damn it! Wait!

Eat some vegetables

Bastard, go to hell!

Honey, you're my hero!

I'm a very good eagle. Right?

You're pulling down the place?

S orry

I'll have it mended before I return to HK

No thanks

It's you who threw the saucer?

What saucer?

Cool is a great man

He made a fame with flying cards

You are?

Wong

Wong?

You're from HK

Have you ever heard of Cool

a real special man?

Cool?

Haven't heard of

Much work for me now

Honey, what are you thinking?

But I feel that this Wong... must be related to Cool

He's as competent as I

He must have been in Japan for ages, and learn from Japanese

He uses the peeping binoculars

I'm not the same, I'm always horny and sly

You're a real busybody

Yeah, I don't know why

S omeone said you have a girlfriend called Karen

But you still peep at women?

S he's my girlfriend

Still peeping? Go into and molest her now!

S he's already other's wife

I'm sorry

But... she seems to be asleep

As she becomes a vegetable now

What a pity

are you OK?

I'm OK

Jersy, if you treat me as a friend

...please don't interfere in my affairs

Of course I treat you as a friend!

I don't mind even sharing underpants with you!

I don't want you to follow me, as I will come here everyday

You say this yourself

S he's the girlfriend of another man

And also lead a vegetable existence

Why are you still hung up on her?

I needn't tell you about my personal affairs

Long hung love will hurt

Ex cuse me... do you know...

You're from HK?

You speak Cantonese, great!

S o-so, I like Hong Kong movies

Hong Kong movies?

You know me, I'm a Hong Kong movie star

Adam Chow

Mr. Chow, aren't you in Hollywood now?

No. I come back to Hong Kong

I go to market to shop everyday

No Hollywood, no

Who are those guys?

Stuff, what kind of stuff?

They're triad members

What is it?

I don't care who he is, what is it?

Adam Chow of Japan

S o they're from underworld

Yes! God father!

OK...

You can piss on the street from now on

Tell others Adam Chow, I'm your protector

Now go home and eat shit

Thanks

Underworld of Japan? I must get your background

Ex cuse me, I must go and see my wife

Your wife... is she OK?

S he's become unconscious since she got shot

And I keep talking to her everyday

I must also look after her

You're so nice to your wife

Thank you

Ex cuse me

We mustn't lay a hand on friend's wife

But she's wife of another man, why not take a peep?

You go out for a while

Karen

It's good if you can hear what I'm saying

Mr. Tetsuo has allied with me

From now on, casinos business in S. E. Asia...

...will be under our control

But he wants to find Cool

He says if the three of us work together

we'll become sure-winners

He's my sworn brother anyway

S ince many things happened on your wedding day...

I've been missing him

It's good if he were here

At least...

he knows I come to bath you everyday

After bathing you, I can even enjoy your body...

...every part of your body

I can kiss you too

I can caress you too

I can even beat you, just like this!

You're dirty, let me clean you now

It's worse than porn VCD

Cool, you ass-hole! What can you do?

He deserves this today

This time he loses totally

And he can't have expected this

He can't have expected her beloved woman is ravaged by me

What are you looking at?

I don't know what you're saying

This is private place, why intrude in?

I come to...

I come to deliver pizza

Where is the pizza?

I'm too hungry and ate it

You still want one? Let me bake another for you

You have good skills

Don't think Jacky Chan is the only kung fu fighter in HK

What is it?

There's an unexpected caller

I know you have things to do, judging from your appearance

I leave now

Damn it!

He doesn't seem to be bad

Everyone spots on European Cup

will make big money

You find Cool, and we three will work together

You'd better take good care of your wife

Meet you tomorrow at the old place

Thanks for your patronage

Brother Cool!

Cool is dead, I'm only an ordinary guy

What ordinary guy?

I've learnt everything in that big house

That Yeung Kwong is a real maniac

And only you endure him

I wonder if you have kidney stones, you poor

Stay out of my affairs

You mustn't say so

You're my idol, I can't bear others scold you...

...let alone others bully you

I can't be convinced!

I'll return to HK and get you help!

Don't you hear? Stay out of my affairs

Go away!

How come your make-up wears off?

Go to make-up, make you more attractive

Good

Gossiping about that, go on

What is the relation among you three?

I can tell you, but you must promise...

OK!

You must stay out of this

No problem

I think this incident...

...dates back to 3 years ago, on my very last game...

I know

Karen and you were dancing

And banknotes flew in the sky, right?

You know that too?

I wonder if anyone upload it on the internet

That night, I had a game with Joe of Causeway Bay

Pair 6

Pass

No pairs, Brother Cool?

Brother Cool, pair J

I wonder who will be defeated this time

Pass

Pair J

Pair 2

You think your pair J is big enough?

Of course I know

Triple Queens

Triple Kings, Triple Aces

Say, do I know?

Why didn't you cast when it was pair 6?

You want to know why?

As I love to see others...

...falling to hell from heavens

What's the problem of losing a bit?

It's worth just to see how you behave now

You're fooling me?

Here's $10 million, let's have a final fight

You're on your nerves?

Whoever loses shall leave two of his fingers

OK, no problem

I can't help if you think you have too many fingers

Cool

We've got your wife and children into our hands

You know what cards to serve to Brother Joe now?

Yes, I do

S erve!

No need to shuffle, serve now

Yes

S o good?

I might as well...

What are you doing? Open the card?

No, I'm too bored only

S erve now

4 Diamond

2 Heart

S o soon? Me too, 2 S pade

3 now

Pair J Haven't finished yet

Four 3's, and one 9, anymore?

Pass

Then 6, 8, 10

and 7, 9, straight flush, you have?

If you haven't, last card

You're in luck

My wife has become famous of seducing men

All my 4 children are not my offspring

Brother Joe, you must kill them for me

I couldn't ask for better, thanks!

Want to trap me? You should check beforehand

None of my followers will betray me

Ass-hole!

You don't thank me when I spare your fingers?

I suddenly want to dance

You don't fear it'll arouse others?

Arouse others?

Being in this world, we either leave a bad fame

...or a good reputation

If no one will remember me after a hard life

it'll be meaningless

Tonight, I want everyone...

...to remember both of us

Cool, what is it?

There was a flaw, I failed finally

Just by chance

Not by chance!

For real gamblers, a failure will be fatal!

Don't be like this, you've forced yourself too hard

I just don't have alternative

In all of Asia...

...the two toppest gamblers are Tetsuo and me

Whoever wins will become number 1 in Asia

What if you become number 1 in Asia?

But there're numerous competent gamblers, you can't defeat them all

How long will the competition last?

Once I joined this field, I've determined not to return

Cool, don't be like this

We have lots of money already, let's not compete with them

OK? Promise me

I don't want you to go gambling again

Take your hands off

I'll solve my own affairs, OK?

Who called just then?

Lan called from US A?

Yes

What is it?

Police found cocaine at her dorm

But how come your twin sister...

...is totally different from her sister?

Why must she give herself up?

You mustn't blame her, I have the responsibility too

Never mind her, it's not her first time

It's not your first time either

But did I leave you alone?

S orry, am I disturbing you?

Not at all, what is it?

I've made appointment with Tetsuo for you

...at his underground casino on the first day of next month

Take your time, I go inside

You failed again?

Just a bit

What if we ask our men here tonight...

and have a party?

Relax

You'll make progress tomorrow, OK?

Come on, smile

Men, see what present I have brought you

Everyone has left when I woke up

And I didn't know Karen left with Yeung Kwong

Not until a month when someone told me...

Yeung Kwong co-operated with Tetsuo in Japan

...and he decided to get married at the end of the month

The bride...

...was Karen

Didn't you see my girlfriend?

Brother Tetsuo!

Thanks for coming...

Please!

Is everything ready?

Yes, he's at the tree

Range cover all this garden

Ask him not to fire too soon

That they only take action when I drink with the bride

Got it?

Yes!

I'll see who's faster, your poker card or my bullet

Ex cuse me, I must go out for a while

Where to?

I want to talk to you

Go out, all of you

What is it?

I find that it's too hurried like this

Everyone says a bride runs up against emotional impact before the ceremony

S o it's real

I'm serious

Haven't we registered already?

But we haven't finished the ceremony yet

I'm disappointed in Cool

But that doesn't mean I want to marry you at once

It's unfair to both of us

S illy girl, don't behave like a child

I want to get disengagement with you!

Come on

All my friends in HK, Taiwan, Japan...

...and your parents

and also your brothers, sisters are outside

Don't tell me you won't get married now

S houldn't one give room to his lover?

Right

One should indeed give room to his lover

I tell you

I never love you

It's nothing bad to sleep with you

The reason I get married with you...

...is to make that foolish Cool show up!

You'd better finish this scene for me

Or else your family can never leave Japan!

Karen!...

Karen!

Karen!

Karen!

Cool, take it easy

Take it easy

None of your business!

Watch out!

Karen!

You're sly!

Leave me alone...

Go away!

Give Karen to me! Go away!

S he's already been my wife, none of your affairs now!

Get out of here at once!

Leave me alone!

Take your hands off!

Cool...

Yeung Kwong is now my partner

I hope you behave sensibly

...and respect yourself and everyone here!

Doctor proved that the bullet hit her spine

And she may be a vegetable in future

Why don't you take her away?

They are already wedded couple

They're married by law terms

Furthermore, Japanese police have warned me

They ask me not to disturb them

S o I can't take her away

Then you go and peep at her everyday?

You're really a love hung!

That Yeung Kwong is an ass-hole!

He means to torture you with Karen

he's torturing you!

This is a pay back to me

Mr. Cool

Mr. Tetsuo is waiting outside

Cool, I've been looking for you

I know

I always want to meet you after the wedding, how are you?

Thank you

I want to find out who between us is better

I still want to find it out

You needn't prove, you're Asian number 1 already

Those games were just a nuisance

It's not real games at all

But I've retired already

Can you just give it a second thought?

I'll consent to whatever conditions you ask for

I'll not gamble anymore

You mean you're tough at that decision?

You're sly, you want to gamble?

S o gamble with me

You? You're not up to me!

Just come to HK for a try

And I'll surely cut off your little dick as snack

I'll turn it into sushi

You're afraid?

Cool

How is it?

If you change your mind, come to see me

I won't see you off

Cheers!

Welcome

You won't understand

I come to see... your boss

Don't stir up trouble

Don't think you're taller than you can bully me, ass-hole!

Dare stir up trouble? Who are you?

Stop nagging me

Anyone speaks Cantonese?

You're from HK?

Hung Hing member?

You speak Cantonese?

If I had known, I wouldn't have kicked you so hard

OK, ask your boss Tetsuo to see me

I come to ruin the place

What did he say?

To ruin the place

Bastard, you're too daring!

Why did you beat him?

He's my friend!

Only he speaks Chinese!

I don't beat insider

Why you beat me?

Why beat him?

He beats you, so I beat him, why you beat me?

Go to hell!

S on-of-a-bitch!

It's you again

I've told you at Cool's shop

that I must find you

Chinese people have a saying

Ignorance opts for perfect

Don't say these old-fashioned

Men in the underworld nowadays are very clever

We're so clever as to caress buddies' wives!

I won't blame you for the sake of Cool

Though you don't, I must get fussy with you

Anyway, I'm King Of Gambling of Aberdeen this year

And you look through me? This makes me lose face

I must have a game with you today

Want to have a game with me?

OK, if you can defeat her

With bigger busts, she can be an AV girl

S he's number 1 of dice player in Japan

Well, I'm the most popular singer in HK

Stop bullshit, can we start now?

With tattoo?

I have it too

Why laughing?

You can tell from my tattoo I am naive and nice

Look at your tattoo, want to scare others?

You guess first

Guess what?

Guess the outcome?

I don't know the outcome of mine

but you must have none, open it

How come?

Must I kiss you? You didn't even know I ex changed your dice

Eat beans!

Your turn

What game do you want?

Poker

But I have a condition

I know you're not that nice, tell me

If you win, you may take away all the cash here

If you lose, leave one of your hands

Why must you bet on human limbs?

This is the rules of my casino

Everyone who challenges me must comply with it

I don't mind telling you

I come, not for your dirty money

I come to tell you I, Jersy, can defeat you, Tetsuo!

OK, just don't regret

Begin

Hey, 3 Diamond serve first

You're host, but why so mean?

OK, I'm host, you serve first

A pair of K

A pair of 2

Straight Flush, you have that?

2 Heart, you have 11 cards on hand

I know how to change cards too

But I thought you wouldn't use this trick as you're expert

Kid, you're not up to it

I've lost

But... may I keep my hand?

OK?

Not necessarily

Ass-hole, drip wax on me?

Hello?

Tetsuo speaking

There's no common topic between us, I'm afraid

Your friend is here with me

Who?

The guy with you last night

I've said I love watching wax dripping

But not trying it myself!

Man, weaker flame, slowly please

Do you hear him?

He has nothing to do with me

You're so cool?

Cool!

Hold it...

You wait for me

Jersy!

My God! Jersy!

Cool, take me away!

These people are beasts!

Are you OK?

OK? But I really reach climax!

Give me face and let me take him away

You can't just come and go

or else Mr. Tetsuo will lose face

This has nothing to do with you

Cool, I always take you as buddy

But due to our rules, I can't be of help

What must I do to take him away?

Leave a hand

You must be killing me!

I wonder if I can win back his hand?

You'll gamble with me?

I have no choice, right?

If you lose, you must leave both hands

No way!

My left hand is my beloved limb

And you mustn't chop it

Why keep your left hand? You're not left-handed

I tell you...

since I was 13

My left hand has helped me wanking

And I still need it for wanking in future

This... chop it at once!

Mr. Tetsuo, what do you think?

I've been longing for a game with you for 3 years

S o why not invite Asian celebrities here as witnesses

They can be judge of our game

I don't mean this

I only want a game with you here

And no one shall reveal the result, whoever of us win

OK, you're expert

Let's have a game of sudden death

What do you want to play?

Flying Poker cards

OK, we'll each draw 5 cards, and see whose cards are bigger

I have no objection

No Ace, no 9, you can't get straight flush now

I have straight flush

But you've torn these 9s just then

If I hadn't pushed an 8 in it

I think you never believe there's no 9

5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Is my straight flush bigger than yours?

Good, Cool has won!

You know why I like you, as you're mad at games

Untie him

I can take him away?

Yes

I really want to have a serious game with you

Maybe later

Don't go, I want to talk to you

You really go to peep at my wife everyday?

What do you mean? You love peeping?

It's OK, I have lots of tapes

You know, everyday after I bath her

I start playing her, up and down, front and back...

As we're buddies, enjoy

You're not human!

S he's my wife, you can't change this fact

Tonight... I'll play wax dripping with her

Ready to get my tapes

Let's go, never mind the rope

You must try tonight, it's funny

What did you talk to him?

About our co-operation

But he keeps beating the bush

Does he?

You needn't say anymore

I will close this place and leave

Where are you going?

I don't know

Now that they know I run this place

They'll keep giving me trouble

You'd better go back to HK, I don't want you to get involved

I suggest that...

...we should all return to HK!

And we'll surely turn HK upside-down!

This life-style is not my cup of tea

Not your cup of tea?

If not, why not switch to another?

S ince you want to leave, what about taking Karen with you?

Taking Karen with me?

S ure, you fear you'll be arrested?

Take her out and fly with her

...to a place where no one knows you

Then you can lead your own life

It must be better than leave her with that maniac

Doesn't that hurt you?

Come on, he is right. OK, let's go

Don't consider, let's take Karen with us tomorrow!

Hey, remember this place?

You two danced casually here

...and it has become a legend

The past life doesn't suit me anymore

You must adapt to it again, anyway

Why?

Jersy, what are these people doing?

I am really someone in HK

As you're my sworn brother...

I must make a welcome party for you

Greet Brother Cool!

Welcome Cool, welcome to show up again!

Jersy, I have never said I'll show up again

Haven't you?

Cool

Don't let them down, OK?

But I'm not used to this situation anymore

But I find it pretty good

As long as you like it

OK then!

Say no more, open champagne!

Cheers for Brother Cool!

Hey, how do you feel now that you're back in HK?

Everything is strange to me

You'll adapt it slowly

The more you stick to rich, dirty life

...and you'll get used to it soon

I used to enjoy such a material life

but this time I come back...

I find everything is an illusion

Jersy, don't ask me to the situation like last night again

OK, make it every other night

Right, where's Karen?

I've send a guard to go shopping with her

and I also gave her an ATM card for shopping

Cool

You've done a lot of shopping

Take this stuff upstairs for me

S ure Thanks

Bo... Boss

Damn it! Why stammer?

No, but... S ister Karen spent more than $200,000 on shopping

More than $200,000... cash?

Why did you buy so much?

I've bought a watch and some jewels

I don't want you to lose face if I go out with you

You don't like... as I've bought too much?

No, but we must forget our past life

Be discreet when spending in future

I go to fit them on

Come on Good...

S orry, I'll pay you back the $200,000

It's OK, I'll take it as sauna fee

Can you lend me an extra $100,000?

You need money that badly?

You want to go to Macau?

No, I don't like gambling

I want to bet on horses

I want the video tapes and data of horse racing for the last 2 years

Including the draws, jockeys, dividends

...field situations, family trees of new horses

But I don't want data from newspapers

I need those professional ones

The most favourite thing in HK...

...is that you can win money, without contacting anyone

You can win in horse racing by just sitting at home

There's hundreds of millions of dividends this time!

If no jackpot, it's not worth betting

Now the dividend is right

What to bet? Lt'll soon be closed!

Don't hurry, let's sit for a while

Hello, what's the reading for the grass track?

2.13, it's sticky track then

Thanks

Bet on all those that I haven't marked on

There're 6 horses for the first leg

and 7 horses for the second leg

and five for the third leg

S o there're 7000 bets in total

Each bet is $10, so it's $70,000

It's done

Why so tired?

S ure, I haven't slept for 3 days already

You can finish in 30 minutes, you're Master Of Gambling

Horse racing is indeed statistics

The more effort you put, the bigger chance to win

I never pay attention to which horse will win

...but I've been ruling out horses that are going to lose

Horses I haven't marked on must have a bigger chance to win

You're very professional

Occasional gambling relies on luck

but frequent gambling talks about skills

1, 2, 3, 10...

Don't be nervous

I can't help, it's winning soon!

1, 2, 3, 10...

Rush...

We've won!

What about number 7?

That ass-hole had a fall!

But you still won Triple Tierce

What's wrong with you?

You've won Triple Tierce, you're not shot

You aren't ex cited at all?

I've studied for days, if I don't win...

I'd better kill myself

I tell you, work with me and you'll make big money in horse racing

Just let me take all decisions

Only $40 million? And I'm not the only winner?

There're lots of competent guys, I say

Jersy, shall we share the $40 million?

But wouldn't it be better... if you teach me?

You can have my half share

What do you want me to teach you?

Teach me a bit of everything you know

What I want to learn most is flying cards, why?

S o smart!

Flying cards is simple indeed

Just concentrate

your force in a spot

First, you must estimate how many spins it must swirl...

...before it reaches the target

It's about 11 yards to the target from here

This card is 2 by 4 and a half inches

I guess it'll reach the target with 31 spins

Try it

It's about 10 yards from the target from here

This card is 4 and a half inches long

It means it'll reach the target with 25 spins

Don't hurried with flying cards

You must practise a lot before you make a success

Practise on, ask me if you have any difficulties

But I have... lots of...

No way, it must be my nail that lowered my force

I'll surely make it this time

No way, I must be hungry...

...and threw it too weakly

I'll make it this time

No way, I must have anaemia

S o I failed in it

I use internal energy, I must make it this time

If I fail again, I'd better die!

I won't use fishing line again this time!

But I definitely fail without the fishing line

No, I must try other ways!

No way, I must be too tired

I must sleep now!

What dream did I make just then?

I recall now, I saw him!

I saw... pig's skin!

Stop looking on

What is it?

Come on, chat with me

Let me look at you

I'm happy

Why happy?

As you pamper me

I let you suffer too much in the past

so I must compensate you

You don't fear I'll spend all your money?

I'll make money if you spend it all

Have you ever thought about...

...winning big money again?

Then we can retire

How to win big money again and then retire?

Tetsuo

But you're always against me competing with him

It's not the same now

His office takes up all soccer betting in S.E. Asia

Europe Cup this year will bring him $3 billion profit

Who told you that?

They did

I could always hear their conversation

If you defeat him, we can take over the office

And lots of people will make money for you

If so, I can never retire

He'll still come for you, though you avoid him

Anyway, I don't want to have relation with people of this field

Stop it, you will never understand this

Karen

I go out

Karen

You scare me to death

What's wrong with Karen? S he looks upset

S he wants me to challenge Tetsuo

S he's right with that!

And you need her to remind you, you're retarded

All I want is peaceful life

If you don't gamble, you mean you'll become a gigolo?

I'm just joking

Don't you find that Karen...

Nothing

What is it?

Help!

Hello?

Want to talk business with you

Cool, help!

Yeung Kwong, what do you want?

Want you to gamble with Tetsuo

Gamble with Tetsuo?

If you agree...

...you can have Karen after the game

Yeung Kwong, I agree!

OK, straight guy!

I'll inform you the location and time later

It's a deal

Hello!

You can't avoid this time

Defeat Tetsuo and rescue Karen

This aircraft-carrier is the iron base of Tetsuo...

...for taking up bets of soccer and horse racing of Asia?

Right

He bought it from Russia, modified it and leaves it in highseas

...so as to receive satellite signals as well

Governments of all Asian nations can't deal with it

If ever small squadron wants to approach it

...it'll shoot a missile and eliminate them

It seems to be powerful

Right, or it won't be called iron base

We might buy such an aircraft-carrier as toy if we make money in future

I've been waiting for this day for ages

Me too

You two behave like whores who long for men

Don't bullshit, start now

Today is the Final of European Cup S occer

France Vs Italy

The two heroes are meeting here

Audience are also interested in our final battle as well

Result will be out before dawn

To prevent anyone cheating

...we'll record the whole game tonight

We also have the honour of inviting 10 referees

S o you really stress on the title of Asian Number One

I've waited for 3 years

Today is the Final of European Cup S occer

and the time for us to find out who the winner is

You won't believe me, I've guessed what he says

Therefore you want to bet on Poker and soccer at the same time?

Right, France is giving half goal

I think France has better skills

but France will have a hard match to give half goal to Italy

I bet on Italy, $50 million

OK

Hurry up, Big 2 or S howhand?

Baccarat

Make it a serious game, let the bet decide who will win

$100 million chips for each of you, you can bet however much you want

$100 million? You mean the number of my sperm?

I don't have so much

S illy boy

The name of Cool is already worth a billion

No problem

No problem with me either

I've bet on Player, $10 million

OK, I bet on Banker

Blow...

As big as possible

8, not bad

Both sides 8, a draw

First round a draw? Strange, isn't it?

S illy boy, they mean to be police for the first round only

You saw it?

We manage to remember all card sequences of 16 sets when shuffling

Now we'll fight with memory

For the first 10 rounds, the very first round should be a draw

Then the winning sequence will be Banker, Banker, then Player

...then Player, Banker, Banker, Banker, Banker, Banker

S o... let's bet $5,000 on Banker at once

At least $5 million for it!

S o I always say if you bet from time to time...

...you can then enjoy retiring life

$20 million, on Banker

I bet on Banker too, $20 million

Mr. Tetsuo, please read the cards

Player 1, Banker 8, Banker wins

What's the point of playing when you all know the results?

Only the last round will decide who'll win finally

Because I fail to see the last card clearly

Yeah!

Italy wins by 1 - 0!

I've said France will have a hard match if she's to give half goal!

Boss, there're intruders, many of our men have died

Don't disturb, it's the last round!

Yes, Boss

Mr. Tetsuo, let's have another game later

Don't let those people disturb us

You've lost by one point

It seems this is going to be the last round

I'll bet on Banker

S o sure?

I'll believe in luck occasionally

OK, I'll bet on Player then

Good, let's decide who'll win with this hand

S erve

A black card

It's now the most critical moment

6 or 7, hit...

1, 2 or 3...

9!

If the next card isn't either 3 or 4...

No chance then

They're intruding!

S orry

S orry for interfering with your Poker game, you two idiot

Yeung Kwong!

How dare you betray me?

You're much more stupid than him!

Being an able, smart guy...

...I don't want to work under you

You damned fool

You both want to be Asian Number One?

I'm Asian Number One!

Yeung Kwong, where's Karen?

Yeung Kwong, I want a duel with you!

Are you OK?

You still miss women at this moment?

You haven't had women for ages?

Don't ever think I'll let your woman go as you come

Cool...

He kidnapped Karen so as to force me to gamble with you

I see

Your target must be the billions of cash here

I tell you, you can never make it

Don't worry, no one will blinkly know even if all of you die

I'll spread the news after I've got all the money...

...that you two idiots die in my hands

Get me all the cash from the safe now!

I'm afraid my very last game...

...can never finish

Don't move, look at that side

Cool!

The soccer match is breathtaking, I was going to kill you after the match

but I'm afraid of your flying cards

S o what shall I do?

Therefore I suggest...

...chopping it off

1 - 1 now!

Mighty? It's designed to neutralise your flying cards attack

Cool!

You have no more hope

You're not Karen

When did you notice that?

Because I've rescued your sister from Japan already

S ince we returned to HK

...I notice that you have a totally different character

S o I asked Banana to check at the big house

and we learnt that your sister was still there

Then I pretend to let nature take it's course

Promise to have a game with Tetsuo

and settle the old scores between Yeung Kwong and me

Brother Kwong, we've got the money!

You leave now!

Let's go

You leave now

I'm sorry...

...to cheat you...

I'm sorry I've betrayed my sister

Cool...

What is the last card?

You've won

It's an Ace

Wait!

Wait...

I must die anyway...

so can you just give me a chance? Just once!

Then I... will die with no regret

I've made it!

I'm the King Of The World International!

Cool

Cool

I'll see which is faster, your flying card or a missile

How many second you run 100 metres?

What? What catties of rice?

Let's run!

Kill him!

Kill him!

Cool!

We're real buddies, let's do it together!

Accompany me, let's do it together!

Big challenge!

Together, accompany me!

Together...

Take off!

Run faster! The propeller is stuck, it'll explode soon!

It was generous of you to burn all the money, thanks

It was a big challenge for me

But sometimes for the sake of friends...

I'll take money as shit

Frankly speaking, your thank is very worthy

Hubby!

Honey!

I miss you so much!

Let me show you something

No you better give me a kiss

I miss you so much Take a look now

No You'll be cheered once you see it

No! Just look at me

Give me a kiss, I've missed you so much

I beg you

Just a kiss?

Yes, just a kiss!

Karen

Nothing can separate us anymore

You bitch, you break the capillaries on my lips

I'm not cheating you, I only want one kiss

Very romantic!

Let's leave

Jersy!

France finally won by 2 - 1 that evening

Therefore I always say...

...nothing is impossible in this world

That night was the last time I saw Cool and Karen

And they haven't been seen since then

I wish them a happy ending

And I, Jersy, will definitely become the most powerful Master Of Gambling

Come to challenge me if you dare

you can never pay back though you become gigolo

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