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Mike just stay put shit face you where

is that motherfucker I don't know I just

got out of the hospital I'm looking for

Mike - I need some I gotta get some

horse don't play cute we've been looking

for your friend Mike for a month son of

a bitch took her off with a hundred

grand hundred bread Oh hundred grand

from our laws I didn't know anything

about it

come on shit face where is he I tell you

I don't know I don't know you say you

know what Mike's got coming to him for

ripping us off big face I had nothing to

do with it let me go please

okay just let me go sure so you can tip

him off huh shit face no I won't

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hey drowned

oh yeah five bucks who was he

tip Barrett a user casual pusher he was

released from a turkey trot just this

morning yeah how long have you been

there five weeks they thought he'd made

it over to hunt yeah well he has no

girlfriend now she owns the apartment

janitor says the name is meristem

she's a tour guide out of town at the

moment so it seems well what is he doing

here that who knows maybe looking for

someone you know what it sounds like to

me no sounds like a hassle between

small-time pushes look trace the girl

yeah she's the only one who can lead us

to anything and I want a detailed report

from ballistics as soon as they're

through see you sir all right

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I thought Paraguay was gonna be a real

town yeah disco Texan with a Macy's

branch store and two or three guys

rolling by on their Kawasaki Zant some

vacation I had to go and pick for myself

you two sure suckered me on this one I

told you never trust my sister never

trust you and your adventures in the

jungle

come on Gloria let's go change those

damn dollars of yours okay I want to try

and find myself a shower we'll be lucky

if we can find some gas where does this

be many does a faraway de cambio de nada

Senor aikidoka person ever

what's the Tina's birthday asteroid

novia de niro uh excuse me is there any

way to get a shower around here mi casa

particular seniorita Aquino IOT What did

he say

he wants to take you home he has a

shower she in Bogota they told me to

follow this road hasta has that key to

hear a bass with a star don't depends on

your guru steadies we don't know exactly

Senor we're looking for a village called

namioka mariokart nosecone ingo pueblo

que se llama manioc a senorita Oh muchos

muy pequeño z-- peligrosos anomalies

hunger snakes metiendo stead senorita

but there must be a village by that name

estoy Segura very severe manioc about to

go in there by jet is too difficult you

must cross the neo and then follow a

trail eight Divine's very bad hey ray

was a really appear senorita a peligro

mucho peligro yo creo que usted a

regresar a la capitale su dinero Senora

gracias well sergeant how about that

sour

that dumb twats really getting to me I

almost wish you can left behind

we've still got half an hour

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adios Tok what are you done

how did the shower oh not bad so long

Juanito

and try washing sometime huh ciao

mamacita no the pull apart-er he can

beam America

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doesn't even exist I didn't in the

village of manioc oh oh you can't

believe everything you breathe she

didn't believe it either that's why

we're here

in two months thank God it will all be I

present my dissertation and then I'll be

through hearing about camels mind if a

dummy asked what it is you hope to find

in this blessed village I told you my

piece explains that cannibalism has an

organized practice of human society it

does not exist and historically has

never existed so much the better dear

according to Gloria man eat man is

bullshit let's say it was an invention

of races which had a vested interest in

creating the middle of the ferocious

subhuman Savage did only for

extermination the mythical lie of

cannibal ferox was only an alibi to

justify the greed and cruelty of the

conquistadors well if we can prove the

incidence cannibalism ordered by that

magazine never actually

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este consumer Perez Alvaro seniorita I

mucho Polly ECOT no cerca de usted bill

by Serpentis no matter a man he knows

Madame Clara very clear the life of the

week for that of the strong he's take

him out and snakes a vote for him

instead of us the law of the jungle

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you want me to drive no I can act it for

another hour so

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walking wanna that's all we need now my

car you drive it off push okay

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hey leave them for the troops Oh pretend

it's a mint julep don't move don't move

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it's alright now princess is still the

fairest in the land well just kidding

it looks like you're ready for that

drink what couldn't we've made it

Acapulco instead of this poisoned

paradise all you would have found there

would have been white widows grief not

even a trail anymore Oh cut it out

a little positive thing they never hurt

anyone so what do you want to do go on

there's nothing marked on the map

nothing but swamp it's simple let's toss

a coin for me it's no problem either way

I don't give a shit okay bitch heads we

go on details we give in okay

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the engines cologne there goes our

transport okay let's get everything we

can carry out before it all goes under

yeah you worry about the first agent in

the batteries I'll get the rest two

options one we turn back

sonnig why is a three or four day hike

oh we hope it to the river assuming we

can find it does he make a difference no

I mean either way we got a hike so

overhead you never know we may run into

some but didn't hit to ride from we're

better yet even stumble on your blessed

village and kill two parents with one

cracker

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how disgusting let's get out of here

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oh forget it

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just might have been one of us

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we gotta go I've had liberal feet

oh come on think positive they're even

happy too far now come on this way

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give me a hand with let's move

who are you guys what happened cannibals

they attacked us we got to get out of

here come on get my gear the manioc a

river there's less than two miles away

if we can make it okay

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getting better now yeah thanks oh nice

well okay

last time we got left there we are

yeah we're from New York - my name is

Mike Mike Logan that asshole there is

Joe born loser and luckiest yeah get the

fuck up once him no I don't drink this

here is my speed cocaine what's up

snow is bottom line it doesn't break you

down no needles no horseshit and you

feel me you haven't told us yet what you

were doing in that clearing what

happened to you right it isn't like we

met in Rockefeller Center is it and a

bad trip

didn't we Joe we came down here all

around a month ago from two nuia we

hopped down down the span of way out it

stock up on snow and that's where we met

this guy who Oh a Portuguese emerald

prospector so Juarez was his name a

good-looking guy about 30 been down here

for years so why I got this idea why not

join up with him I said to John we'll

all go into business together emeralds

and cocaine can this man but how'd you

get out here we traveled upstream to

money Elka started panning the riverbed

all three of us but Portuguese was real

sharp in a week ago what happened a week

ago just as we were zeroing in on what

looked like a rich vein we began to

notice that they were there hanging

around in the blizzard Mike shut up

asshole

I wanted to turn back but sawara said

they were harmless anyway one night they

suddenly jumped us three took us

prisoner who dragged us off to their

damn village it's 10 miles away from

here maybe less it was a bad bad scene

but how can you be so sure they were

cannibals maybe they were only primitive

yeah at what then listen to what your

primitives did to us when we got to

their damn village they shut us up in a

bamboo cage stuck in a stinking mud hole

infested with 3-inch long blood suckers

yeah dozens all over us in minutes you

wanna know how much blood we lost the

Portuguese got the worst of it

God knows why but they seemed to hate

him with a passion they tied him to a

stake in the middle of the village and

then

castrated and with a machete and then

they they ate his genitals no like damn

it stop it that's enough it doesn't

matter it's been done okay okay Joe the

main thing is that we got out of this we

managed to escape with the help of those

two poor bastards back there

you saw them didn't you

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they tied him to a stake and they

castrated him with a machete and a name

ate his genitals cannibalism has an

organized practice of human society it

does not exist

don't you ever get bored playing with

your six-shooter

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Gloria Gloria Gloria hey what's up

Gloria's disappeared we got to do

something she can't be far calm down Joe

wake up we got to try and find Gloria

now you go with Rudy and try to keep out

of the heavy brush as much as possible

I'll search along the riverbed with Pat

wait a minute I got no weapons Mike

Rudy's got his machete now get going

that

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oh Christ the village listen let's turn

back if they catch us they'll tear us to

pieces looks like there's no one there

maybe they're all gone

wait for me here don't be crazy Rudy

he'll kill you they'll kill you

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let's go look please at the Portuguese

yeah well let's go let's get out of here

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come on don't just stand there give me a

little help did you have to torture eat

that wait what do you get off on ecology

huh what mine you scared the pants off

of all of us how did you fall into that

damn hole

I've got no idea I wanted to go wash in

the river on the ground just gave way

under me and you were damn lucky the

Indio usually plant a poison shag rug of

bamboo stakes in their traps where are

the others

haven't you had enough yet it's

something I can't figure out what's that

I don't know but how come all the

younger in use they've left a village

and then we we go near those old ones

over there why do they act so scared I

told you the whole story how could they

not be uptight after what happened yeah

yeah maybe it's like you say but they

seem scared of us of our white skin is

if they were gonna do something to them

should be the other way around

oh come on cut it with this drivel

listen I'd say Gloria's questions have

been well answered is this efficient is

that what you wanted to know

yes let's turn back the sooner the

better

Joe Joe Christ it's faded make them

drink really sick I've got some Coromant

in the first-aid kit it's pulse rates

very very weak Mike help me get him into

shape

I'm burning burning up do something be

patient you'll feel better tomorrow

you'll see here let me give him a sip of

water pus is forming in the walls I'm

afraid of blood poisoning what are we

going to do now give him all the

antibiotics you've got left and let's

leave him here better only one of us

buys it right we can build a stretcher

and take him with us

bullshit we wouldn't get three miles and

it would be useless anyway then we'll

wait here until he can walk again

listen to what I could probably make it

on my own but I like you kids so I'll

stay with you and we'll sink or swim

together now I've got four slugs in this

thing still no use against the cannibals

but enough for us if they come back hey

that's it agreed

agreed

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gimme just a little more it's fantastic

what are you doing the Big Apple I was

working in a motel to pay my way through

college a shitty hundred sixty a week to

clerk nights in the Bronx on your toes

from dusk till dawn six nights a week

shovel for me no extras no I was little

now and then when we get some Iowa

farmer with a briefcase full of bread

that didn't take much effort - I'm not -

attitude it's redneck dudes are really a

pain instead of screwing Wilbur sits

around all night and complaints you

about his dingy old lady with dance

routines your lines holes

what Nelson had you nailed down the

minute I saw you

oh you did good I'm a little whore all

the way a hot pussy little whore who

were right down here looking for freedom

a victim a puritanical breeding seeking

release for strange new feelings hey how

would you like to make it in your girl

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they've been playing that tortoise since

early morning okay she's a virgin if I

ever saw one just like me

I imagine now hold still you little

bitch you try anything and I'll cut your

throat out we only want to have some fun

you say hold still what are you waiting

for Pat come on

enjoy make her scream

don't be shy she's all yours

go ahead pad he's not gonna filthy

little cannibal okay

it's seasoned chef rub blow your mouth

out the other side your head Mike you

didn't have to do that

why'd you kill her you bastard get off

my case motherfucker come on don't try

it again or you will end up like her

understand what's the matter he's having

difficulty breathing infection spreading

give me any pills

the Corman's all finished all we have

left is a little quinine what you need

is more antibiotics but it's probably

too late now anyway you know you know

what the India is called blood poisoning

the sickness within the sickness if one

of them happens to get it they separate

him from the others and let him die like

Rosa right to keep the guy company

hundreds of screeching and calling and

biting time till they come on drop it

will you okay thank you okay there's the

root of a plant the so can a it can

bring fever down I'll go look around for

some be back before dark what happened

down at the river I heard a shot you

kill the young Indio girl I don't know

why but one thing is for sure I wouldn't

put anything past that bastard

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why don't you get some sleep no I

couldn't

we've been two dummies haven't we Brody

had a waste of vacation maybe our lives

too

yeah don't worry don't leave me

Joe we're going to take you with us I

promise now just be good huh listen

Gloria there's something I've got to

tell you you can tell us tomorrow calm

down

no I have to tell you about it listen

none of that story is true what Mike

said about the cannibals what do you

mean that what he told you there's a lot

of Bechet but we also the Portuguese

tied to the stake who saw an

unrecognizable corpse now listen to me

you're gonna hear everything there never

was any Portuguese named Suarez it was

just an India that we met in Paraguay

he was a real smart dude Mike nicknamed

him the Portuguese because he could

speak a few words of the language Mike

and I had to split from New York in a

hurry because we pulled a sting in a

couple of Brooklyn horsemen

we came down here planning to prospect

for emeralds Mike had got this fixation

he kept pumping the Indio about about

where we could find some and finally he

gave us the information we wanted at a

place called mani oka there was a river

full of the stones it found a lot of

them there himself when my gas were

proof he pulled out three uncut emeralds

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anyway we took off the next morning with

the Indio as our guide the idea was to

rip him off

swipe all the emeralds he had already

found he figured he must have had a big

pile that was hidden someplace most

likely in his home village

Mike had me really going all I could

think about was I was gonna be rich we

would hit when the time was right

fast and final

we panned the gravel at the money oka

riverbed for over a week the help of

some local Indians and we must have

sifted through a hundred tons of that

silty we didn't find a single gem

one morning while the Indians were all

hard at it

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Portugese and his buddies sure weren't

expecting it they thought white men were

all fair and honest

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we made them take us to the village it

was all going easier than we thought

all the young bucks were off somewhere

fishing and and most of the women ran

away into the jungle just those with

babies and a bunch of old fogies where

all that was left

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first thing Mike did was take the guy's

three emeralds off him then he began

torturing him to make him tell we had

stashed the rest

what chi-chi's kept screaming that that

he only had those three stones that

might kill him if you didn't believe him

but Mike might get a better idea

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with all that cocaine he was on Mike

went completely crazy he seemed to get a

perverted kick out of making a poor

son-of-a-bitch suffer

I couldn't take any more of that

butchery I tried to make him stop but

Mike just got more and more hysterical

and pushed me away then

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he moaned and groaned all night long

but he didn't die until the next morning

God how he suffered

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we couldn't stay in the village any

longer we had to get out of there before

the younger men came back from their

fishing I decided to take along a

hostage

someone who could also guide us back

through the jungle

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well after we made it maybe a mile that

son of a bitch trapped there came down

and got the girl then this warrior

charged out like a maniac Mike is a

tough customer yeah it was Michael kill

the guy but before Mike got him he

shoved his pig sticker into me and you

showed up right after that the cannibals

oh this is absurd it's crazy I thought

it was a little fishy I knew it just

looking at those old men out there fear

and hate in their eyes

he must be totally insane with what he's

done he's driven them right back to the

level of animals oh god they're so

exasperated it got him he knows what

they'll do to us if they catch us and

worse sure not gonna split any hairs

we'll all pay for this guilty or not we

have to get away from him now and get

Pat away from him damn it his past and

they took everything with them my camera

is the first-aid kit

the compass everything in the $5,000 I

kept with Matt Pat how could she do this

to us

leaving us here alone with with Joe in

there dying Mike sucked her in Pat is a

doorman totally insecure oh god I

thought I knew her it's all our fault we

should never have brought her along Wow

she seems so easygoing like she could

handle herself

anyway spilled milk of spilled milk

don't make it worse after all Stanley

Stanley found what's-his-name didn't he

it's a round world you can't just fall

off come on

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but legendary opium the house of me

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excuse me miss are you Minister yes why

lieutenant Rizzo 17th precinct I'd like

you to come with me please but I can't

do that now I'm working so am I

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about a year you live alone most of the

time lately I've had a temporary border

a guy I met in a bar

sure Mike Logan how did you know it's

not important

look what do you know about Mike Logan

nothing much I'm not the nosy type like

you yes but if you live with the man

right you gotta know something about him

right yeah

he's tall slim and nice maybe maybe a

little while for my taste but what are

you so interested in Mike because the

boy that was murdered in your apartment

used to buy a smack from your dear

friend come on

where is he hi I haven't the faintest

idea

I didn't even know about what happened

in my place I told you I've been in

Vegas for the past five weeks when you

pick me up this morning we just gotten

in go take it back to work be careful

huh and if you hear of anything give me

a call

right yeah we should put a tail on that

girl

Ronna clack got me yeah but that's gonna

cost a lot I don't care what of course

we get federal aid don't we no just do

it all right

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Giorgio's I don't waste you know in a

way Mike killed him - who knows how they

met each other we know nothing about him

not even his last name they probably

took his passport as well listen now we

got to think about us let's bury him and

get out of here I figure if we follow

the manioc upstream there must be other

villages let's go

a rotten papaya do you know what that

means yeah a curse on us it's too quiet

here I know something's going to happen

crying yeah

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kwaya kuu ah

I think I'm gonna be sick get me outta

here

so duck goose

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I think the river is somewhere over

there we safe there

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I'll call you

Oh

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why'd you want to meet out here did Mike

send you where is Mike no way honey you

know very well where that son of a bitch

is then you're gonna tell us come on

bitch where's your stud

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how do I understand yeah but how do you

know my name

I've been telling you for three days

aren't you honored come on you could

have ended up on a slab also then we'd

have two murders instead of one

thanks to your precious Mike Logan why

do you try a hide for me the fact that

Mike was your boyfriend are all you

girls today so stupid listen six weeks

ago your precious little Mike ripped off

a hundred thousand dollars from a

Brooklyn mob and irrelevant of City

these days headhunted for him

that can't be no six weeks ago I I was

pregnant and my made me get rid of it he

said he was broke that with no security

he'd be damned if he brought kids into

the world

Mike was loaded to load okay come on

don't tell me where he is

up to up to three weeks ago he was in a

Bogota in Colombia it called me one

night and said he was going into the

Amazon peleg wire yeah I think that was

the name of the place

wait here bill I want you to tell X

Interpol in Bogota put a tracer on a

Mike Logan presumed to be in panic wire

he can get the mug details from Ross got

it

hell all I've been doing is telex and

Bogota last night about three students

who drove all for their Range Rover and

disappeared and now this Logan jerk how

do you spell panic why

well don't worry how you spell it I just

hurry it up

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what are they doing to help cauterizing

the wound otherwise he'd bleed to death

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we'd be tortured like that or be killed

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you

where are they taking this I don't know

I dropped my J necklace back in the

village and also my sunglasses a credit

card our only hope is for someone to

find me

only if someone notices we've

disappeared

it's not too late already anyway then if

we get a chance one of us has to make a

break for it try and find help

yeah ah yeah ah yeah ah Gina Taurasi

yeah LeBron et Puna your virginity

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gonna land this night I think I can make

it no they don't it's too dangerous

never could have this alive there's

anything by trying help me distract

their attention

just before we touch ya like crazy and

dump yourself into the water

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I don't want to be killed

water water

give me some water thirsty please tell

you it's nerve agent will destroy all up

and die in here oh what'd you say what a

goddamn fool I was thinking I had to

leave New York to find the reasons

behind cannibalism do you realize it's

us the so called civilized people who

are responsible for their cruelty us and

our superior society but that's

completely nuts

No violence breeds violence

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smile sunshine - you're leaving

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the Red River ghulami anglich how why

that I'd loved you so true

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man

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hi Stacy or Laurie conozco estuvo Kia

c'est tres amana senorita con otra Hoban

Rubio pero ahora no save understand

encuentro so tros charlie contest a a

senior con su SE marcharon LG en busca

del rio Monica yo no se nada más

entiendo Celente where Eddie say Mike

Logan and Joseph castellani did come

through here and so did the others but

he doesn't know where they went

loccent Oh senorita en el Amazonas la

gente ignore a el peligro y por ESO

Pierre den la vie de los siento mucho

what can we do sir gente es on a suitor

de policía aquí buscar los chicos de

prompting Ziggy doesn't

adonde ecomo you don't have a helicopter

a guy who knows the area senorita don't

worry we have the seaplane those busca

Ramos kebab see Sargento or dana negro

plano salimos inmediatamente bueno

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you got it

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have done beyond this point

two days

hold on let's make a last try a little

to the south you got enough gas for that

yes

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nothing I think we're wasting our time

turns back to the bunny oh yeah

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yeah

I was dreaming of our house I think

butternut Hills in New Jersey and my old

man was standing there bawling and

smiling at me he was saying come here

and let Daddy hold you you're forgiving

Patricia forgiving on my 16th birthday I

took off with this Johnny it's been so

long you know I haven't thought about my

dad for more than three years since he

died he was bedridden for months didn't

ask one word about me you were very fond

of him weren't you yeah

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look there it is on the right

now you take us down over there here

enough space

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hey don't they Standells Americanos

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yeah I did not Taurasi mr. Wilson

I gave this watch to Mike I had his

initials engraved on the casing sancho

can you talk to him see if he knows

anything ask him where he found these

things could you do notorious athelas

yeah I got a Peru me who you'll adore it

gonna doric Toro get back you know

adoring the rocky canola doctor dr.

Holguin object Oh Marvin no Kato Marva

what is he saying he said that there

were five people in a canoe

it was overturned and they were all

eaten by crocodiles I know there's

nothing else to do

let's go back to plunder going on

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please

oh let who dies

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let me Daisuke

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this family Stanley found

what's-his-name didn't he

it's a round world you can't just fall

off you can't just fall

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500 for him at least

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it's poison paradise

why right up there I can pull go in I

went over ten days

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ain't no hammer man no monkey America

hey Jose

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for a most happy event the awarding of a

doctor's degree in anthropology to miss

Gloria Davis

we're overjoyed to have Gloria back

among us our illustrious students

miraculously survived a tragic accident

that took place just three months ago in

the Amazon jungle she went down to that

godforsaken area out of her love for

science to corroborate firsthand for

doctoral dissertation cannibalism and of

a myth with her brother Rudolph acting

as a research assistant and three other

courageous companions all of them lost

their lives when their canoe capsized to

these daring young adventurers whose

spirits are with us here today I'm sure

go our heartfelt thoughts appreciation

and professional applause Gloria has

understandably decided to refrain from

recounting her harrowing ordeal but what

matters is the fact that she brought

back confirmation of the correctness of

her theory thus contributing to the

destruction of a cruel myth the notion

that man eats man she has demonstrated

in some that anthropology does not exist

thus it is with great pride in the name

of this Institute that I have bestow

upon Gloria Davis the academic title of

doctor of Sciences and anthropology with

an honorable mention in the form of this

gold medal

Gloria Gloria

[Applause]

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