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Hello Doctor.
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'Scuse me sir, which way to Flaubert Street?
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- Why on earth do you want to go there?
- None of your business.
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- Then leave me the fuck alone, that's all I ask!
- Be polite.
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Why should I?
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Unbelievable; I just ask for directions
and instead I get insults.
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What gives you the right to ask for directions?
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You never leave us alone, not even in the streets.
Must you break our balls on the sidewalk too?
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No directions, no Flaubert Street, no nothing!
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Can't you see the man is tired,
on the verge of a nervous breakdown…
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Do you want to provoke an incident?
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Well, I'll be...
Don’t you agree they have
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the tendency to piss us off!?l
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All of them!
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- Are you from around here?
- No, from Montrouge.
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Are they the same in Montrouge?
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The time will come when it'll be
beyond our strength. And then...
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If they keep on toying with our nerves...
Nerves are sensitive...
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And we have plenty of them.
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Imagine if they all snapped at once...
That will damage their cute little mugs.
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They’ll have asked for it.
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I choke, I suffocate; plain and simple.
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It's no wonder; they squeeze the air out of us.
But it won't go on forever, trust me. It’ll burst.
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We’ll pack our suitcases. It's final.
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What would you say if I told you "maquis"?
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"Maquis"... Let me think...
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I'd say: undergrowth,
a silence where every noise counts,
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a bird waking up,
the crack of a tree branch,
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a deer leaping out,
tiptoeing carefully on the moss.
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...worn-out shoes.
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It’s dawn, clouds of mist hanging about.
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Suddenly, our leader halts.
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We reached the rally point in Mellèze,
by a dead tree.
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We wait for the others:
guys from Femérac, from Mérouge.
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We sit down,
and the ten of us split a pack of fags.
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Nobody speaks... We’re smoking the first morning
cigarette, the best one.
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We feel good.
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A little scared but good.
Just us men.
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We forget about women, we don't care.
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We don't miss their platform shoes.
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We puff on our cigarettes and that's it.
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Then! Our leader produces a bottle of cognac.
As he unscrews it, we think:
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With some luck, he'll share a drop.
It's a good one. Aged 15 years.
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He looks up and understands.
The flask is handed around.
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Not a word is uttered.
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No matter.
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We’re like 10 fingers on a hand.
No fuss, no jumble.
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Look at us, it's been only 45 minutes
and we’re already a pair. Solid.
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No bullshit like: "Let me take you to the movies,
let me buy you dinner, what are you doing tomorrow...?"
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All that is just to give you the hook,
there, in the neck and they’ve got you.
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Calm down; pull yourself together.
Since when has your husband been missing?
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10 AM.
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Missing is not the right term.
This is more of an absence.
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But inspector, he left his office without a word to his secretary
and without cancelling his appointments for the day.
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What could the secretary tell those ladies
who wouldn't leave before seeing him?
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By the end of the day,
there were more than 30,
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plus one in on the bench,
legs still in the air.
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His coat was left on the ground.
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No news since then
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Has your husband ever shown
this kind of behaviour before?
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Not at all, he's a model husband and a good father.
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Don't you start that again.
I can't stand tears, I'll leave.
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- Give the lady a Calvados.
- Yes, boss.
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Madam, to your knowledge,
did your husband have an affair?
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Him? Be serious: a gynaecologist!
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Doesn't that mean anything to you?
Asses, Inspector;
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About 30 to 40 rectal exams a day.
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And the bitches are crazy about it,
some come back everyday.
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So believe me, in the evening,
all he longs for is doing his crosswords
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while eating a blanquette,
and then going to bed.
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Because the next morning at 7,
it's pussies and asses.
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A happy man then, basically.
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Please let him be alright.
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It's a sad thing to see a remarkable
woman being dumped like that.
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- No kidding, I feel better already.
- Yes, you do look better.
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What a bore, this woman on the train,
whining about her missing husband.
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Gives you a glimpse of a typical day in a police station.
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Missing persons, we get them all day long.
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No sooner than this morning, a dreadful story:
Again, a female. A business woman.
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Pret a Porter style.
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She comes in, make-up running down to her chin,
a real fountain.
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To her credit, the man was not the easiest bloke.
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Not only did he dump her, but what’s more
he stole the contents of the cash register.
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5 grand, the week’s earnings.
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- A low class scumbag!
- Yup!
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Not repulsive, that little village…
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Maybe we could…
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- Dear Lord.
- You can say that again!
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Good day gentlemen.
What’ll it be?
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Something cool, what you think is best.
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I have just what you need.
Not very spacious, not very luxurious.
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- You’re not very demanding comfort wise?
- Oh, no.
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- There’s a gas cooker?
- A coal one. But very efficient.
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3 hours left till before dinner drinks.
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- With a small onion?
- If you have one, I’ll have one.
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Ah, the cunts!
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You know what we should do someday?
Eat garlic sauce, and not brush our teeth!
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Ah, the cunts...
Take Genevieve, you know who I mean…
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The shopkeeper?
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Well, she can keep it.
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Take my word for it, each time we were about to have sex,
she gave me mints to suck on.
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The tobacco stench was annoying the Mrs.
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Always pissing us off … They’ve really done it this time.
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Paul... PAUL!!!
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What’s wrong?
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What’s wrong with you?
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There’s nobody there…You’re alone, old chap.
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See for yourself. No Geneviève.
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What was she doing to you?
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They bug me even in my sleep.
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They get under my skull, I can’t get them out.
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I have to sleep, I have to recover…
or I’ll never get my head above water.
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- I’ve wasted enough sleep over them as it is.
- We’re all in the same boat.
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- I have trouble sleeping as well.
- As soon as my eyes are closed, they barge in.
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We haven’t been very reasonable, you’ll agree.
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A chocolate mousse following roasted pork, really…
Heavy stuff.
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It’s not my fault I have no diplomas, you know?
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At 16, I had two options:
the factory or using my cock for a living.
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- I wish I had a degree in medicine like you.
- Nonsense.
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Did you choose your specialty?
You could have been an oto-rhino specialist, or an ophthalmologist.
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I just had my pretty face.
I’m fed up with being loved.
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How about a nice omelette.
Wouldn’t that do you a world of good?
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- With the mushrooms leftovers?
- Sure.
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And I’ll open the bottle of Gamay.
Ah, we’ll have to taste it someday.
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- No, there’s only one thing that could cleanse all that.
- What?
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Tripe.
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You say that now!
You never want buy in advance.
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Fresh food, fresh food… There’s more to it than that.
As long as we don’t take supplies, we won’t be able to fight them.
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Hey, you’re not alone.
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That big.
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- Smells real nice around here!
- A small stew. And you?
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Oh, nothing much.
I have to watch my lunches.
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A small slice of terrine, some goat cheese,
ice cream and marmalade. If I overdo it, I get bloated.
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Go on!
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It’s midnight; time to get down to it.
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If you have nightmares after that, I’ll buy you a bottle.
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What’s with you? What’s wrong?
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I'm not hungry.
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Neither am I. That’s no excuse.
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Careful Albert, if you listen to yourself,
you’ll go back to Geneviève, sucking on those mints.
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I feel queasy.
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Well, un-quease yourself. That’s what beer is for.
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Nothing like it to make your mouth as good as new.
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Goes down well?
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- Goes down well.
- Well done!
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Try the salty stuff. It’s a breeze.
Have some mustard. And pickles.
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- Spices will make you thirsty... Garlic sausage?
-Oh no.
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I'll have some.
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Glorious cholesterol lies in store for us.
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- It’s better than sleeping pills, no?
- Yes.
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Healthy food, without chemicals, never has any ill effects.
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The most precious sleep... the most resting...
is the early sleep.
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So by splitting the night in two,
you get two early sleeps.
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- Doctor!
- Yes?
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My saddle itches.
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- Ever had any troubles down there?
- That’s my weak spot.
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Lately, my clitoris is all swollen.
At first I thought it was a temporary thing,
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but now I’m a little worried.
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It looks like a snout.
Every time my husband sees my cunt, he giggles.
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He calls me Cyrano!
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- It is my opinion that you are changing sex.
- Oh?
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What a smell!
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- I’ll have to repent after this meal.
- I give you absolution in advance, brother.
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It smells like thrush.
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Not as easy as it looks.
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What I’m eating is divine.
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There is some thrush in it.
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- I would say thrush and ruffed grouse.
- Yes.
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- And lark.
- Let me add: ortolan.
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Think of all those poor men whose sole obsession
is to catch a glimpse of some little girl’s panties.
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We have this leg of mutton instead.
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- You heard that?
- A thief? - He’s been stealing my plums.
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Ouch, Father, I won’t do it again.
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Let me smell you hands.
No football game on Sunday!
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- No, please, not the game! - Little rascal.
- It’s not my fault, she started it, that Claudine!
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- They always start it, the young fools. How old are you?
- 14.
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- Oh those bitches, going after children now.
- There’s no stopping them!
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You have no idea what I have
to sit through during confession.
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No matter how old, even with a foot in the grave,
that’s all they think about.
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It’s simple, I tell the husbands everything now.
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Want to know who does your Claudine? Rémi! Gavot!
The new vet. The old hermit. And I’ll leave out the rest.
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Button your fly!
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I got trapped exactly like you, my young friend, at your age.
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I too was considering joining the holy orders.
Do you go to mass?
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- Each time he loses a tooth.
- I went to mass every Sunday.
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Do you know how it ended?
An awful waste. Learn from my mistake.
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My parents had a young maid;
19 years old, straight from Bretagne. She was brand new.
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Spare us the rest, we know how this works.
She brought you breakfast in bed each morning…
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Precisely. The classic trap. Early spring heat.
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You get aroused under the sheets;
a tight blouse that’s waiting to burst open.
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The hands get lost, it’s warm, soft…
Smells of coffee and soap.
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You confess and do it again the next morning.
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- And come 40, you’re a wreck. Is this what you want?
- No sir.
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- I never could finish Proust. You know Proust?
- Yes, sir.
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Never got past "un amour de Swan".
Imagine, each time I opened the fourth volume.,
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It was like putting on a record " Paul, switch off the lights".
Every night for 20 years.
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They call it marital duty.
Am I right Father? It’s part of the sacrament?
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- The church is rather vague regarding that point.
- I want to stay a bachelor, sir.
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Celibacy; don’t think it’s easy...
Take me, all my life I fought for it. It was like a curse.
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Each time a woman sees me, she gets wound up.
"Here comes Albert" and her eyes get moist.
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Since my first holy communion,
it’s felt like my fly is always open. I keep checking it.
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- We went through Hell, and we’re here to tell you about it.
- I bet he hasn’t had his dinner yet.
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- Did you have a bite to eat before
taking your tart to the movies? - No, Father.
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Blockhead! Don’t you know an under-fed body
catches the first disease that comes along?
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Listen to the doctor.
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I’ve seen hundreds of venereal diseases in my office.
Is this what you want? To piss razor blades?
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- No more drinking wine?
- Go wash your hands, I’ll get you a plate.
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What’s great about sugar...
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is that it’ll give you wonderful cavities.
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Especially at night.
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It rots them all night long; it really goes for the enamel.
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We should chew tobacco.
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With the sugar, pieces of meat,
and on top of that the tobacco juice,
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I guarantee you magnificent stumps, well caramelised.
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The whole value system needs to be re-examined.
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What is a priest without a cassock?
A soup without salt, a kiss without a moustache.
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A fart in your trousers will stick to your legs,
whereas in a cassock, It’s in the open air.
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This liquor is strong!
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Father, may I play the game on Sunday?
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00:31:28,827 --> 00:31:30,890
- Is it good?
- Yes, sir.
221
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,785
- You tasted the apple charlotte?
- Yes, sir.
222
00:31:35,180 --> 00:31:38,636
- Still want to fondle that Claudine?
- No, Father.
223
00:31:38,846 --> 00:31:41,388
- Why?
- I like the charlotte better.
224
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:49,096
- So in the end, you married the maid?
- Hell no.
225
00:31:49,732 --> 00:31:55,270
- My parents had to give her the sack, she was a thief.
- Ah, Bretons.
226
00:31:55,651 --> 00:31:58,465
What’s more she gave me gonorrhoea.
227
00:32:06,739 --> 00:32:11,217
With this rain, there will be mushrooms tomorrow.
We shouldn’t sleep in late.
228
00:32:12,776 --> 00:32:19,356
Shit, the fuse.
No open umbrellas inside the house, it’s bad luck.
229
00:32:20,196 --> 00:32:23,820
It’s not the fuse, it’s the storm.
230
00:32:35,107 --> 00:32:38,050
I’m not taking off my clothes, I don’t care.
231
00:33:01,656 --> 00:33:04,483
Children, children, what’s going on?
232
00:33:07,931 --> 00:33:09,044
I'll go.
233
00:33:21,046 --> 00:33:21,962
Stupid!
234
00:33:35,446 --> 00:33:36,944
Stupid!
235
00:33:50,038 --> 00:33:52,696
Sisters.
236
00:33:59,086 --> 00:34:00,874
May the Lord be with you.
237
00:34:03,864 --> 00:34:08,152
All my life, I’ve seen man and woman tear themselves apart.
238
00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:12,134
Let’s make peace, and dry our tears.
239
00:34:12,781 --> 00:34:20,059
These are troubled times, people woo, they divorce, do drugs.
They seek shelter in violence.
240
00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:30,038
And instead, in a nice cottage, amongst good people
that wake up at dawn, what do we find?
241
00:34:30,538 --> 00:34:36,591
Two men, simple and good men.
Linked by a fraternal friendship.
242
00:34:37,091 --> 00:34:43,275
What do they ask for? A little silence.
Does that deserve pillory? Show some Christian charity.
243
00:34:44,418 --> 00:34:47,708
I remember when they arrived. A sorry sight.
244
00:34:48,183 --> 00:34:53,569
Two shattered men, on the verge of collapse.
245
00:34:56,059 --> 00:34:58,782
Just a little silence.
246
00:34:58,991 --> 00:35:02,929
This is what they long for: retreat, meditation.
247
00:35:03,429 --> 00:35:07,664
A feeling they’ve lost, the feeling of the soil under their feet.
248
00:35:08,072 --> 00:35:12,299
Good soil, heavy and rich.
That which God intended for the grapevines.
249
00:35:18,930 --> 00:35:23,154
So, as I understand it; forget the wife and children.
250
00:35:23,587 --> 00:35:27,975
They've left us for no one; nothing, just the soil.
251
00:35:28,217 --> 00:35:32,586
Would you rather find them in a hospital?
Full of narcoleptics, withering away?
252
00:35:33,086 --> 00:35:38,310
- At least we could visit them, kiss them.
- I’m here, I’ll take care of them.
253
00:35:38,814 --> 00:35:42,090
They’re recovering bit by bit,
you’ll get them back as new men.
254
00:35:42,281 --> 00:35:50,569
- When, Father, when?
- I don’t know. 6 months, a year. Next spring?
255
00:35:51,266 --> 00:35:58,984
They need long walks, intensive care, a strict diet.
And above all, no annoyances.
256
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,183
And during that time, you expect us to become nuns?
257
00:36:01,683 --> 00:36:05,957
Yes, do you know of a nice quiet convent,
with a chicken coop and rabbit hutch?
258
00:36:06,314 --> 00:36:10,245
And a few barrels of Beaujolais.
You see, we went down the cellar earlier.
259
00:36:10,745 --> 00:36:15,316
Your two apostles are having a swell time:
Meursault, Pommard…
260
00:36:15,609 --> 00:36:18,222
What about this? Cough medicine?
261
00:36:18,722 --> 00:36:23,966
You seem an expert. Judging by your snout,
you drink more than just the mass wine.
262
00:36:24,041 --> 00:36:29,481
You three make a fine team.
The priest, the pimp and the gynaecologist; nice fable.
263
00:36:29,644 --> 00:36:33,762
- It ought to be taught in school.
- Do you know there was a theft?
264
00:36:34,085 --> 00:36:41,847
- Your friend Albert, who is so ill; didn’t leave empty handed.
- 5 grand. Nice take, don’t you think?
265
00:36:42,219 --> 00:36:49,609
- You know the sentence for harbouring a criminal? About 5 years.
- Once in the hole, you’ll lose your fat.
266
00:36:52,875 --> 00:37:00,352
Considering the legitimate claims of the parties involved,
267
00:37:01,275 --> 00:37:07,140
maybe we can come to a reasonable agreement.
268
00:37:10,032 --> 00:37:14,141
They’re still weak on their feet,
I don’t think I can surrender them indefinitely…
269
00:37:15,118 --> 00:37:24,411
However, a recovering walk,
at your side, doesn’t seem ill advised.
270
00:37:24,911 --> 00:37:29,164
They could spend…
A little weekend with you.
271
00:37:29,541 --> 00:37:31,784
The ascension weekend?
272
00:37:31,855 --> 00:37:34,470
That leaves you a fortnight to get them in shape.
273
00:37:34,970 --> 00:37:40,792
Oxygen, calories, walking.
We want them in their finest fettle.
274
00:37:40,866 --> 00:37:47,928
- OK. Trust me, this task will be fully accomplished.
- Hold on, priest.
275
00:37:48,874 --> 00:37:53,623
In the event they don’t show up,
we’ll spend the ascension weekend at your place,
276
00:37:54,019 --> 00:38:04,440
In your little hideout. And we’ll stay a while,
to get in shape as well.
277
00:38:05,576 --> 00:38:11,719
You’ll bring us breakfast in bed, with the morning paper.
You’ll read us our horoscope.
278
00:38:11,767 --> 00:38:14,288
And you’ll scratch our back in the bathtub.
279
00:38:14,778 --> 00:38:20,087
You’ll go to the drugstore to buy our stuff:
nail polish, beauty creams, and our little tampons.
280
00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:30,508
You’ll do our laundry, and hang it to dry in the sun...
It’ll be nice, lace over cauliflowers.
281
00:38:31,094 --> 00:38:36,931
With us next to it, getting a tan, in bikini.
282
00:38:38,185 --> 00:38:44,003
You’ll get all of our affection, since the others are gone.
283
00:38:44,685 --> 00:38:47,703
We’ll still need a man.
284
00:38:48,102 --> 00:38:50,707
What is you first name?
285
00:38:54,595 --> 00:38:56,298
Emile...
286
00:39:02,197 --> 00:39:10,096
Watch it, Emile. Better do as your told.
287
00:39:13,426 --> 00:39:17,069
- Have courage, time to go!
- I can’t.
288
00:39:17,319 --> 00:39:20,728
What do you mean "I can’t"?
What’s the meaning of this?
289
00:39:21,122 --> 00:39:22,688
Are you grownups or what?
290
00:39:23,188 --> 00:39:26,824
It’s just for a while.
You do your business and come back.
291
00:39:27,223 --> 00:39:33,191
I can’t do it for you.
I’ll come and get you on Sunday evening, and the dinner will be ready.
292
00:39:33,473 --> 00:39:39,375
The Lord be with you, you’ll be in my prayers.
If you have the time, get me some green peppercorns.
293
00:39:39,612 --> 00:39:42,663
- We’ll have a West Indian dish.
- Good morning Father.
294
00:39:42,859 --> 00:39:46,068
- Morning Fouchard, how’s the blood pressure?
- 22;23…
295
00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:48,551
- Stop the Chirouble.
- What’ll I have left?
296
00:39:48,897 --> 00:39:53,045
- Your wife. You have intercourse with her?
- We’ve been married for 25 years…
297
00:39:53,383 --> 00:39:57,294
Like on the first day, Fouchard, make it swing!
In every room!
298
00:39:57,459 --> 00:40:00,644
If not, our village … Boom!
299
00:40:32,354 --> 00:40:40,864
Say, what about grabbing a bite at La Villette?
The four of us? A nice marrow steak?
300
00:40:41,133 --> 00:40:45,250
- That’d be great.
- Yes, then a good western and tomorrow the football game…
301
00:41:27,972 --> 00:41:33,316
You have a nice place...
The children aren’t home?
302
00:41:33,877 --> 00:41:38,392
They’re at their grandmother’s for the weekend.
Oddly they felt a sudden urge to see her.
303
00:41:38,892 --> 00:41:41,118
Too bad, I would have liked to kiss them.
304
00:41:41,365 --> 00:41:45,224
You can walk them to school on Monday.
305
00:41:51,411 --> 00:41:55,336
- The maid is away too?
- Yes, on special leave.
306
00:41:55,686 --> 00:41:58,503
- Too bad. She’s better?
- Fine.
307
00:41:58,734 --> 00:42:01,038
- No more cough?
- No.
308
00:42:01,987 --> 00:42:06,558
- What about her knee?
- Put down your bag.
309
00:42:10,371 --> 00:42:11,789
You notice nothing.
310
00:42:14,483 --> 00:42:16,869
- No.
- On me.
311
00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:24,886
- No.
- And like that?
312
00:42:26,244 --> 00:42:29,236
- No.
- Smell nothing?
313
00:42:30,097 --> 00:42:36,883
- No.
- My perfume. - Ah yes, I recognize it.
314
00:42:37,248 --> 00:42:39,913
- No, it’s a new one.
- Ah, that’s what I thought.
315
00:42:40,154 --> 00:42:42,567
- Paul? - Yes?
- Have you got any balls left?
316
00:42:42,736 --> 00:42:48,422
Well… What’s in the fridge?
317
00:43:16,855 --> 00:43:20,476
- Paul. I’m ready.
- I’m coming.
318
00:43:24,448 --> 00:43:25,875
- Paul?
- Yes?
319
00:43:29,499 --> 00:43:32,885
I’ve thought about it a lot.
320
00:43:34,514 --> 00:43:42,600
We didn’t go far enough.
Love was not enough.
321
00:43:44,821 --> 00:43:48,730
We have to get past the mere satisfaction of our senses.
322
00:43:50,386 --> 00:43:54,908
I read a lot while you were away.
A fascinating world opened to me.
323
00:43:55,050 --> 00:44:04,328
Paul, we still have a long journey to make.
The time has come to tackle the purest of eroticism.
324
00:44:05,012 --> 00:44:08,184
Pleasure for the sake of pleasure.
325
00:44:10,595 --> 00:44:16,947
Misery can be a source of joy.
Without boundaries.
326
00:44:18,987 --> 00:44:30,337
I’m ready to endure suffering… shame…humiliation.
327
00:44:33,457 --> 00:44:38,548
I’m waiting … for your command.
328
00:44:40,149 --> 00:44:43,299
I'll always say yes.
329
00:44:43,969 --> 00:44:54,474
Be my master. Speak.
Tell me what you want.
330
00:44:57,486 --> 00:45:00,534
Some extra toast to finish the foie gras paté...
331
00:45:36,821 --> 00:45:43,528
Paul! Get out of there!
Paul: Come here!
332
00:45:45,627 --> 00:45:50,708
Paul, I remind you that you are my husband.
You have to screw me.
333
00:46:24,656 --> 00:46:26,996
Come inside, you’ll catch a cold.
334
00:46:27,409 --> 00:46:29,858
Take my suit, there, on the chair.
335
00:46:30,230 --> 00:46:35,211
Don’t mind her, when she’s in that state…
She sees nothing, hears nothing.
336
00:46:35,609 --> 00:46:40,566
Hey darling, your mother had an accident,
ran over by a car.
337
00:46:40,871 --> 00:46:47,757
You see, she doesn’t give a shit.
Take my watch. Go on.
338
00:48:37,688 --> 00:48:39,608
- Paul!
- Albert!
339
00:48:43,564 --> 00:48:46,956
- I’m scared.
- Don’t start shitting your pants.
340
00:48:46,978 --> 00:48:49,482
It’s a survival operation. Them or us.
341
00:48:59,135 --> 00:49:03,925
I can’t cast away the image of that
black mass they’ve got between their legs.
342
00:49:09,859 --> 00:49:11,774
Have a drink.
343
00:49:20,268 --> 00:49:22,434
Okay, let's keep moving.
344
00:49:24,571 --> 00:49:30,920
This won’t end well.
We’re headed for global catastrophe.
345
00:49:32,883 --> 00:49:46,244
Relax. Breathe slowly.
It’s a flat road. No wind, no rain.
346
00:49:46,542 --> 00:49:54,474
Ideal temperature.
Left foot forward. And the right foot follows.
347
00:50:00,848 --> 00:50:04,946
- What’s in your bag?
- My wife.
348
00:50:06,566 --> 00:50:07,996
I killed her.
349
00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:12,318
There goes a brave boy.
350
00:51:19,094 --> 00:51:22,691
I wanted to show you the picture of my wife.
351
00:51:31,776 --> 00:51:34,532
Ugly!
352
00:51:35,128 --> 00:51:37,005
Oh my, quel horreur!
353
00:51:42,457 --> 00:51:44,356
Now you understand!
354
00:52:33,046 --> 00:52:36,484
Don’t be frightened, honey, I’m here.
355
00:53:05,058 --> 00:53:09,503
Raymond! Where are you going Raymond?
356
00:53:05,058 --> 00:53:13,131
- Raymond!
- Maurice!
357
00:53:19,784 --> 00:53:21,340
Maurice!
358
00:54:50,674 --> 00:54:53,390
Excuse me, I have a question.
359
00:54:53,990 --> 00:54:59,751
It’s lovely to stroll in the countryside, head in the clouds.
But what’s the agenda now?
360
00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:09,143
Is lunch taken care of?
A tea trolley, some lunchboxes?
361
00:55:10,314 --> 00:55:16,136
Where are we to sleep?
Beds? Camp beds? Tents?
362
00:55:18,070 --> 00:55:22,592
So, who's the leader here?
Who's the man in charge?
363
00:55:23,370 --> 00:55:26,294
In charge of what?
364
00:55:28,153 --> 00:55:31,832
- So it’s anarchy.
- Why don’t you go home.
365
00:55:31,931 --> 00:55:35,667
And how? Is the return ticket included?
Is there a shuttle?
366
00:55:36,174 --> 00:55:41,418
- Where are we exactly? You have compasses, maps?
- What for? Don’t you like it here?
367
00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:47,642
Well done! We travel at random.
We take the risk of falling into swamps.
368
00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:52,120
I’m not too keen on catching malaria.
Do you have the antidote?
369
00:55:52,672 --> 00:55:57,016
What if I get bit by a snake?
Do you have vaccine or am I to die on the spot?
370
00:55:57,088 --> 00:56:00,109
- I have a wife and children.
- So what are you doing here?
371
00:56:00,579 --> 00:56:04,753
I followed the crowd…
When I see men walking, I follow.
372
00:56:04,863 --> 00:56:08,241
- It’s my right to do so, I’m free.
- And dumb as well.
373
00:56:08,409 --> 00:56:11,770
A real blockhead.
Never saw a blockhead like that.
374
00:56:11,821 --> 00:56:17,556
- Nearly as dumb as my mother-in-law.
- When you’re dumb like that, you just have to shut your mouth.
375
00:56:17,607 --> 00:56:21,172
That’s what I’ve been telling my
mother-in-law for 10 years, but it’s no use,
376
00:56:21,505 --> 00:56:23,787
she can’t help jabbering.
During the matches as a rule.
377
00:56:26,653 --> 00:56:27,941
Listen!
378
00:57:18,289 --> 00:57:20,048
Shut up and listen!
379
00:57:48,816 --> 00:57:53,407
- How many men?
I’d guess about 300 fellas. -Yes.
380
00:57:54,175 --> 00:57:58,432
We’ll see what we can do.
6 sheep, all right?
381
00:58:00,182 --> 00:58:04,038
2 Futail, 2 Cahors. Not quite ripe, but stringent.
382
00:58:04,584 --> 00:58:07,643
30 loafs of bread.
383
00:58:08,792 --> 00:58:13,212
And 40 grams of tobacco a fellow, can’t do better.
384
00:58:13,294 --> 00:58:16,526
Sign here. Simple formality,
385
00:58:16,704 --> 00:58:19,924
you never know, there might be some
accounts to settle by the end of the hospitalities.
386
00:58:20,424 --> 00:58:23,974
I sure hope that won’t be happening in a hurry though,
we seem all set not to return to our homes soon.
387
00:58:24,287 --> 00:58:26,693
- God forbid!
- Hurry.
388
00:58:28,368 --> 00:58:31,869
We have to leave in an hour to supply the guys from Bergement.
389
00:58:37,261 --> 00:58:42,213
The chief’s gulp... 15 years old!
390
00:59:08,403 --> 00:59:10,416
How are they doing in Bourgogne?
391
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:20,237
No news. Villages are isolated,
phone lines are down, cattle has taken to the woods.
392
00:59:21,141 --> 00:59:23,586
It’s beginning to take shape.
393
00:59:34,074 --> 00:59:39,693
How're their spirits?
Your guys don’t think too much about getting laid?
394
00:59:41,639 --> 00:59:45,935
They have some many kilometres in their legs
by the end of the day, that they just…
395
00:59:46,888 --> 00:59:51,462
That’s the way to do it.
Walking and more walking.
396
00:59:51,469 --> 00:59:53,671
Gulping down kilometres.
397
01:00:06,017 --> 01:00:12,648
"I take the maquis, with my pals,
I go to the pub, we have a few drinks.
398
01:00:13,017 --> 01:00:19,802
Time for Kir and Picon with beer,
Pernod and Beaujolais.
399
01:00:19,821 --> 01:00:35,016
No copuli, no copula…
400
01:02:15,898 --> 01:02:17,301
Someone in there?
401
01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:19,457
Watch it!
402
01:02:53,415 --> 01:02:55,694
Doctor Dufour?
403
01:02:59,652 --> 01:03:03,814
Sorry, old chap, we have to go…
404
01:03:06,984 --> 01:03:09,329
Hey guys, wait for me…
405
01:04:04,848 --> 01:04:07,985
God almighty, have mercy on a poor sinner…
406
01:04:08,312 --> 01:04:11,944
Spare the miserable Geneviève the loss of my life.
407
01:04:12,226 --> 01:04:17,346
I would love to hold her in my arms,
give her a child, marry her.
408
01:04:17,622 --> 01:04:20,299
Geneviève, I give up being a pimp!
409
01:04:20,681 --> 01:04:26,479
Docteur Dufour, my wife booked an appointment with you;
Tomorrow at 9 am.
410
01:04:26,843 --> 01:04:32,244
- As of today, I won’t finger anything but chicken.
- Don’t be a fool, you’ll make them cross.
411
01:05:12,202 --> 01:05:17,325
Ok, don’t get angry, but I’m through with all this.
412
01:05:18,786 --> 01:05:20,511
I’m going home.
413
01:05:21,119 --> 01:05:30,304
Stop by the shop sometime, I’d be glad.
240 Vaillant-Couturier blvd, Montrouge.
414
01:05:31,087 --> 01:05:39,912
We’ll enjoy a snack.
I’m past the age for running like that.
415
01:05:40,347 --> 01:05:49,080
Not to be a downer, but it’s a little late
to go home with a bunch of orchids... Listen…
416
01:06:05,383 --> 01:06:10,733
Whatever we do, we’re fucked.
We should have gotten organised from the start.
417
01:06:11,140 --> 01:06:16,599
Now, all is lost.
The resistance groups are falling one after another.
418
01:06:16,967 --> 01:06:19,913
Fleurac, Mérouge, the Bergement.
419
01:06:20,025 --> 01:06:24,411
- It’s not really war, I must be dreaming…
- Worse than war.
420
01:06:24,573 --> 01:06:28,651
There is no surrendering,
no Geneva agreement, nothing.
421
01:06:28,909 --> 01:06:36,239
Just raise your arms, and straight to the cock.
That all that matters to them: the cock!
422
01:06:36,655 --> 01:06:43,616
They blow you dry.
Bir hakeim, Les Ardennes, that was tourism.
423
01:06:43,662 --> 01:06:49,250
No more mercy now.
30 to one.
424
01:06:49,759 --> 01:06:57,329
Moroccan fighters were schoolboys compared to them.
And when they’re done, here come 30 more.
425
01:06:57,656 --> 01:07:07,839
And 30 more. And it goes on to infinity, like a tide.
All of that on my cock.
426
01:07:08,451 --> 01:07:11,979
The Krauts themselves wouldn’t have done it.
427
01:07:12,190 --> 01:07:16,701
It was like sitting on a landmine
that blows up again and again.
428
01:07:16,948 --> 01:07:21,348
- Let me have a look at the thing, I’m a doctor.
- Oh no, it’s a shameful mess.
429
01:07:23,595 --> 01:07:26,533
- And the grub? Who’s handling it?
- No one.
430
01:07:26,856 --> 01:07:31,886
They destroyed all of the supplies,
intercepted all the convoys.
431
01:07:32,778 --> 01:07:35,369
They're cutting down the vineyards of Bourgogne.
432
01:07:36,232 --> 01:07:45,053
In Meursault, they tore them down vine by vine.
Worse than Philoxera.
433
01:07:46,169 --> 01:07:54,164
A cultural heritage smashed down.
434
01:08:26,528 --> 01:08:31,118
Silly cunts. Happy now? Bravo! Well done!
Look at all the tarts.
435
01:08:31,596 --> 01:08:37,320
Is this the new summer collection you are wearing?
Just one look at you makes me want to join an order.
436
01:08:37,547 --> 01:08:40,993
Just wait till I polish you.
We’ll see who’ll call for his mommy.
437
01:08:41,263 --> 01:08:44,682
I take it and make it swell until it bursts.
Follow me?
438
01:08:44,965 --> 01:08:48,736
I’ll speak to you the day you arouse me.
And I don’t see that happening soon.
439
01:08:50,703 --> 01:08:54,911
What about these?
What if I got your dick stuck in these?
440
01:08:55,061 --> 01:08:57,017
Shut the fuck up!
441
01:09:02,598 --> 01:09:06,202
Watch it now, my gals want a piece of you.
I have a hard time holding them back.
442
01:09:06,472 --> 01:09:09,741
Madam, for the time being,
just one thing will get us hard.
443
01:09:10,071 --> 01:09:14,908
The Beaujolais. veal Blanquette, Roquefort, frangipani,
444
01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:19,111
Brown tobacco… and calm.
445
01:09:19,779 --> 01:09:25,715
Ever heard the word "Calmos"?
CALMOS!
446
01:09:28,621 --> 01:09:33,775
Hey, girls, one of them has a touchy anus.
He got so scared that he shit his pants.
447
01:09:44,621 --> 01:09:48,403
- Hurry. - Miss, be reasonable.
- Enough!
448
01:09:48,441 --> 01:09:51,520
Let’s examine the situation, let’s see clearly.
449
01:09:52,347 --> 01:09:58,105
What you want, stop me if I’m mistaken, is to get laid.
You’re suffering from withdrawal symptoms.
450
01:09:58,233 --> 01:10:01,748
You may spit at us but we come in handy sometimes.
451
01:10:02,067 --> 01:10:06,164
Unfortunately, my pal and I don’t especially
have sex in mind right now.
452
01:10:06,373 --> 01:10:14,877
What we would like, is to get a bit more rest,
regain our health, and be 20 again.
453
01:10:15,633 --> 01:10:22,639
The age where only one thing counted: Sex!
All the time, sex and sex again.
454
01:10:22,777 --> 01:10:29,794
So gently free us, without shooting us in the back.
455
01:10:30,283 --> 01:10:35,641
In exchange, and this is no joke,
we’ll meet in a month from now,
456
01:10:35,917 --> 01:10:43,211
anyplace you want, and we’ll do you all.
We do you one after the next, like horny bitches.
457
01:10:43,522 --> 01:10:46,632
We’ll give you the works,
and you’ll be begging us to stop, I promise.
458
01:10:46,668 --> 01:10:51,358
- Stop bragging, I wet my panties.
- I’m ovulating like crazy, give me a baby, quick.
459
01:10:51,568 --> 01:10:54,647
We’ll call him "the fart", after his father.
460
01:10:58,578 --> 01:11:05,871
"What we need is a piece of cock,
a fat piece of cock in our pussy.
461
01:11:06,170 --> 01:11:12,020
I need you to jiggle,
until I can't take no more."
462
01:11:12,337 --> 01:11:13,803
Shut the fuck up.
463
01:11:28,258 --> 01:11:31,012
Shut up motherfuckers.
464
01:11:31,189 --> 01:11:33,696
Shut it; I’ll use one of you as a club
to knock down the others.
465
01:11:34,713 --> 01:11:38,664
What the hell’s going on?
You think this is a whorehouse?
466
01:11:39,326 --> 01:11:44,177
All leaves are cancelled.
And tonight, forced march with your packs.
467
01:11:44,374 --> 01:11:48,580
And moonlight river crossing.
That will relax your taints.
468
01:11:48,659 --> 01:11:50,995
As for you, tough guys, stop exciting my girls.
469
01:11:51,231 --> 01:11:53,378
Easy now, we’re not provoking anyone.
It’s a misunderstanding.
470
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:57,340
Don’t you have a something to nibble?
Even cold?
471
01:11:57,437 --> 01:12:00,583
We’ve been walking for 3 days
away from our base. so…
472
01:12:00,773 --> 01:12:06,591
Wait, I have some condensed milk left.
Gets you going, doesn’t it?
473
01:12:07,134 --> 01:12:13,829
- Want some?
- No, thanks.
474
01:12:14,142 --> 01:12:18,411
- You’re waiting for a tablecloth and some candles?
- When do we get to polish the bald stick?
475
01:12:18,773 --> 01:12:22,637
- Should we take them to a wedding dress shop?
- Or wait for the night as it’s more intimate?
476
01:12:22,944 --> 01:12:25,864
Go on, chief, let’s do it, my clitoris is fully engorged,
it won’t go further.
477
01:12:26,083 --> 01:12:30,469
Not now, girls. The best part of love
is climbing up the stairs to the bedroom
478
01:12:31,503 --> 01:12:35,123
Having them walk in front of me makes me fall in love.
479
01:12:35,623 --> 01:12:42,281
In the dust. One, two, one, two… They're aware
we can grab their nuts anytime, anywhere we want.
480
01:12:42,572 --> 01:12:44,687
Yeah, well, tired legs and an empty pussy ain’t my motto.
481
01:12:44,823 --> 01:12:48,215
- I said; not now! - Then when?
It’s been months since we got a sniff of a cock.
482
01:12:48,521 --> 01:12:52,201
Come on, ladies, say something
or we’ll get screwed around some more.
483
01:12:54,762 --> 01:12:59,801
- Who’s in charge here, you or me?
- Simone…
484
01:13:02,242 --> 01:13:07,141
I want a piece of it too. Just like you.
But not in a careless way?
485
01:13:07,553 --> 01:13:11,882
You want to guzzle it down,
jump on them on the spot.
486
01:13:12,275 --> 01:13:16,656
- Wouldn’t that be too easy, too bland?
- But that would clear up our lungs.
487
01:13:16,825 --> 01:13:21,712
Monique, show some distinction, some class, goddamnit!
A twist of poetry!
488
01:13:22,012 --> 01:13:25,307
War is not havoc.
Learn to respect your enemy.
489
01:13:25,410 --> 01:13:32,592
Victory is victory, not humiliation.
Look at those prisoners you dragged in.
490
01:13:33,384 --> 01:13:43,505
Do they give honour to the troop? I ask you?
Halt!
491
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:54,301
Men. It’s fighters I want, and I’ll have you fight.
In a fair game.
492
01:13:55,776 --> 01:13:59,975
Listen, Dufour.
Earlier, you had a spurt of pride, and I liked it.
493
01:14:00,306 --> 01:14:07,144
Let’s play open cards. I agree about the rendez-vous.
Not in a month, but tomorrow.
494
01:14:07,278 --> 01:14:13,020
A 24 hour head start. A 24 hour probation,
24 hours to run like mad.
495
01:14:16,464 --> 01:14:20,498
I like the enemy running up and down,
when tracking him down.
496
01:14:20,714 --> 01:14:30,185
The hunt. It excites me. Night and day.
The smell of his piss in the ferns.
497
01:14:32,217 --> 01:14:35,524
Arrive where the tracks are still warm.
498
01:14:38,033 --> 01:14:43,206
They haven't had their fill of sweat yet.
They still smell of aftershave.
499
01:14:43,304 --> 01:14:47,597
They’re too tender, too young.
Not enough mileage.
500
01:14:47,901 --> 01:14:54,319
They have to be well burnt out.
Caramelised.
501
01:14:55,061 --> 01:14:58,143
Aldente!
Hard under the tooth.
502
01:14:58,823 --> 01:15:02,961
I get wet just thinking that I’ll have one of them,
this time tomorrow.
503
01:15:05,274 --> 01:15:13,223
Which one?
You see Dufour, I like your buddy.
504
01:15:13,871 --> 01:15:17,829
- What’s your name?
- Albert.
505
01:15:19,420 --> 01:15:30,435
Albert. Well tell Albert, that tomorrow he’s going there.
Right there, the chief’s pussy.
506
01:15:30,594 --> 01:15:35,720
Fuck. Why always me?
I’m not the only one! There are others.
507
01:15:36,101 --> 01:15:43,303
And better looking. I’m fed up.
Always the same. I disagree.
508
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,876
You have the bad luck of having some charm, and…
509
01:15:48,701 --> 01:15:52,693
With a weapon to top it all.
If I had a weapon , I’d scare you as well.
510
01:15:53,925 --> 01:16:02,519
That’s easy.
What’s not easy is to woo us, to seduce us.
511
01:16:03,394 --> 01:16:08,220
To make us look back when you walk by.
But let me tell you,
512
01:16:08,297 --> 01:16:16,780
it’s not by wearing khaki pants and
General Patton perfume that we’ll ask you to tango.
513
01:16:17,291 --> 01:16:21,479
Hey, Paul? We like a nice revealing neckline
showing your back,
514
01:16:21,738 --> 01:16:25,878
a long cigarette holder.
That moves us.
515
01:16:27,851 --> 01:16:32,801
But your ‘One, two, one, two",
that’s a big turn off!
516
01:16:33,406 --> 01:16:36,637
Don’t let your tongue grow tired,
cause you’ll need it tomorrow,
517
01:16:36,893 --> 01:16:42,975
- And not for a speech!
- You think your medals will give me a hard-on?!
518
01:16:43,482 --> 01:16:48,759
Listen Albert, once I catch you, you won’t last long.
Moved or not moved, you’ll retract your foreskin.
519
01:16:48,994 --> 01:16:55,918
Finger, hard-on and bang, a flagpole.
And hard; or it’s electroshock treatment.
520
01:16:56,158 --> 01:17:00,380
Electrodes up your ass, my good man.
Very erogenous zone, the asshole.
521
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:04,803
And no premature ejaculation,
they tried it on me before. You’ll wait for me.
522
01:17:05,098 --> 01:17:11,649
All in the hips, relaxed motion.
You’ll whisper nice things in my ear, I’m sure.
523
01:17:12,003 --> 01:17:17,699
And then, I’ll give you to my girls,
and switch to Dufour. Go! Get out of here.
524
01:17:17,774 --> 01:17:24,451
On the double.
And don’t stroke it too much!
525
01:17:35,580 --> 01:17:40,832
I’ve had it Polo. My head is swirling,
my ears are ringing, I’m at the end of my rope.
526
01:17:42,569 --> 01:17:44,890
Take a deep breath, it’ll go away.
527
01:17:50,146 --> 01:17:54,711
I have to eat, that's what.
528
01:17:55,147 --> 01:17:58,600
Eat! Or I’ll faint.
I’m not asking for much.
529
01:18:10,832 --> 01:18:22,743
Anything.
A crust of bread, a bit of cheese.
530
01:18:22,893 --> 01:18:26,017
If you say one more thing about food,
I’ll hit you in the jaw.
531
01:18:38,494 --> 01:18:45,954
3 days..
3 Days without food. Not even an onion.
532
01:18:51,263 --> 01:18:53,490
You’ve been warned.
533
01:18:54,487 --> 01:18:57,996
Know what you are? A misogynist.
534
01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:08,950
Have a drink!
535
01:19:10,343 --> 01:19:12,717
Jesus Christ!
536
01:19:30,351 --> 01:19:36,359
- A small unpretentious Rosé from the area.
- Very sweet.
537
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:42,179
Grab a bite.
538
01:19:46,891 --> 01:19:50,596
It would be nice,
but they expect us for lunch down in the village.
539
01:19:50,809 --> 01:19:53,982
Some ham never spoiled the appetite.
540
01:20:11,684 --> 01:20:14,373
Cheers!
541
01:21:43,338 --> 01:21:44,926
Solid.
542
01:21:52,291 --> 01:21:55,581
Careful, we’ve have been drugged.
543
01:22:03,391 --> 01:22:07,193
- What’s this!!!
- What’s between my legs?!
544
01:22:07,327 --> 01:22:12,777
Tell me the truth doctor, I have to know!
Operate! Cut it off!
545
01:22:13,277 --> 01:22:15,834
- Amputate it!
- Oh heavens no!
546
01:22:16,391 --> 01:22:20,345
It’s pulling me toward the ceiling,
hold me, I’m lifted up!
547
01:22:20,593 --> 01:22:25,214
Relax. It’ll be alright.
There.
548
01:22:28,481 --> 01:22:33,516
- Don’t run, you’ll all get your share.
- Don’t panic, it’s not the sales.
549
01:22:33,741 --> 01:22:37,995
- Don’t push, or I’ll smack you.
- They really are on fire.
550
01:22:37,999 --> 01:22:42,916
- I wouldn’t want to be in the two boners’ shoes.
- Slow the pace down, I’m totally overwhelmed.
551
01:22:43,254 --> 01:22:46,095
- Amar, Dominique.
- Letouze, Adrienne.
552
01:22:46,441 --> 01:22:48,387
- It’s says here "brown hair".
- I had it bleached.
553
01:22:48,721 --> 01:22:51,791
- And why is that? - Didn’t like it.
- You like it now?
554
01:22:52,358 --> 01:22:54,247
- Isn’t that a wig?
- No.
555
01:22:54,387 --> 01:22:58,712
- Careful,; we've caught 15 women cheating since yesterday.
- Ever had V.D?
556
01:22:58,874 --> 01:23:01,044
- No, never.
- Go in that booth, and pee in this glass.
557
01:23:01,402 --> 01:23:06,048
Hurry ladies. Take everything off.
558
01:23:06,254 --> 01:23:09,960
- May I keep my glasses on?
- Negative. No glasses, no jewellery.
559
01:23:10,250 --> 01:23:14,592
- But I’m blind as a mole.
- Nothing to see. Usually you do this in the dark.
560
01:23:14,862 --> 01:23:17,017
- What if I get lost?
- Go with the flow.
561
01:23:17,315 --> 01:23:21,788
Straight ahead and when you see a tree, climb it.
Are you quite finished?
562
01:23:22,176 --> 01:23:27,510
- My makeup is running.
- They couldn’t care less, in their state.
563
01:23:27,574 --> 01:23:30,605
- They’ll bang anything.
- What do I do with the card?
564
01:23:31,852 --> 01:23:35,919
Keep it!
We gave it to you for a reason.
565
01:23:36,077 --> 01:23:38,611
- What’s this parcel?
- Chocolates.
566
01:23:38,999 --> 01:23:42,692
- It’s forbidden to feed the men.
- But I have to bring them something!
567
01:23:42,893 --> 01:23:46,682
I’m not one to lie down just like that.
Something should happen first, some affection.
568
01:23:46,893 --> 01:23:48,174
Do I show some affection?
569
01:23:48,241 --> 01:23:50,412
- How is the heart?
- Normal.
570
01:23:50,532 --> 01:23:52,004
- Pressure?
- 11.2
571
01:23:52,519 --> 01:23:55,192
- Temperature?
- 36,8.
572
01:23:55,779 --> 01:23:57,832
- How is the prostate?
- Relaxed.
573
01:23:57,986 --> 01:24:01,392
- The cock?
- Small loss of rigidity.
574
01:24:01,459 --> 01:24:03,420
- How much?
- 2 DIN.
575
01:24:03,831 --> 01:24:07,474
- Nothing serious. Length?
- 39. We lost 2 centimetres.
576
01:24:07,670 --> 01:24:12,300
- Diameter.
- Still around 5.3.
577
01:24:15,228 --> 01:24:18,640
- How’s yours?
- Stationary. Not at the top of his form.
578
01:24:19,046 --> 01:24:22,384
- We’ll increase the dilatation.
- Already 38 drops.
579
01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:28,357
Increase to 40.
And boost the amino acids. Can’t do them any harm.
580
01:24:42,992 --> 01:24:45,237
Triquard, Marie-Madeleine.
581
01:24:46,766 --> 01:24:53,574
- Screwed!
- Thank you, madame!
582
01:24:54,422 --> 01:24:56,797
Gondinet, Francoise.
583
01:25:08,710 --> 01:25:10,605
Screwed!
584
01:25:11,921 --> 01:25:15,895
Sorry but this wasn’t worth 6 hours on the train.
Without a seat.
585
01:25:16,130 --> 01:25:24,730
Scrub, ladies, it has to be ship-shape.
Don’t be sloppy, wash every corner.
586
01:25:25,813 --> 01:25:30,679
- Could we have some hot water?
- Why not some donkey milk?
587
01:25:33,086 --> 01:25:37,031
- We’re treated like whores.
- I lost my soap.
588
01:25:37,182 --> 01:25:40,375
Bericard, Odile.
589
01:25:42,994 --> 01:25:50,474
My Guillaume… It’s you Dilou,
I brought you a plain cake but they took it away.
590
01:25:50,642 --> 01:25:54,239
- Only 2 minutes left, madam, hurry up.
- I’m just saying hello,
591
01:25:54,532 --> 01:25:57,604
- I’m not going to jump on him when
I haven’t seen him for 2 years. - 1 minute 30 seconds
592
01:25:57,795 --> 01:26:01,390
- What? 1 minute 30 seconds; this isn’t a train schedule!
- 1 minute.
593
01:26:01,526 --> 01:26:06,981
- All right, Guillaume, say something, explain to them.
- Screwed!
594
01:26:07,026 --> 01:26:10,497
I didn’t get screwed! Not one bit!
I felt nothing, no penetration.
595
01:26:10,982 --> 01:26:13,018
Raymone, Marie-Agnes.
596
01:26:16,555 --> 01:26:20,854
- No, Miss, this bed is taken.
- I warned them, I can’t see a thing without my glasses.
597
01:26:20,942 --> 01:26:33,580
This way... On this bed...
Turn the other way... Move closer.
598
01:26:39,439 --> 01:26:45,365
- It’s huge!
- Yes. Are you all right? Take the handles, it’s easier.
599
01:26:46,818 --> 01:26:58,424
Go slowly. Move it!
Here we are.
600
01:26:58,931 --> 01:27:02,091
I won't go!
601
01:27:03,217 --> 01:27:05,637
Bechon, Geneviève.
602
01:27:06,499 --> 01:27:16,448
- No, I won’t go.
- Heave-ho!
603
01:27:41,615 --> 01:27:45,343
- Don’t you feel like getting laid?
- In these conditions? No thanks.
604
01:27:45,442 --> 01:27:47,268
I like when a man is rough.
605
01:27:52,456 --> 01:27:56,668
Chief! Rigidity is down to 60…50… 40.
606
01:27:56,991 --> 01:27:59,390
- Mine is letting go.
- One testicle is going up.
607
01:27:59,637 --> 01:28:04,757
- Length: 35… 33…31…
- Diameter: 4.9…4.8…4.7
608
01:28:05,029 --> 01:28:08,622
If the brain scan goes flat, they’ll end up retards…
609
01:28:17,157 --> 01:28:21,471
- Aren’t you fed up looking at pebbles?
- Shut up.
610
01:28:25,990 --> 01:28:30,989
- Another groundhog?
- No! it’s a broad!
611
01:28:32,039 --> 01:28:38,237
- That old trick again?
- Look for yourself!
612
01:28:42,031 --> 01:28:45,997
- Groundhogs!
- Groundhogs? You’re even more afraid than I am.
613
01:28:46,183 --> 01:28:50,059
You can’t face the truth.
You find refuge in your blindness.
614
01:28:50,257 --> 01:28:58,336
How convenient!
Well, I’m off. I won’t go back to hell!
615
01:28:58,524 --> 01:29:04,691
- There are only groundhogs, you’re senile!
- Senile? Take a look a yourself, old fart.
616
01:29:05,073 --> 01:29:10,320
Careful, I’m still strong enough to
rub your nose in your own poop.
617
01:29:10,504 --> 01:29:12,917
My poop smells nicer than yours!
618
01:29:17,420 --> 01:29:22,885
You’re a pain in the ass.
This will bring back my back pains.
619
01:29:23,243 --> 01:29:29,826
Stop your moaning.
Lucky for us, I keep my eyes open.
620
01:29:30,601 --> 01:29:36,069
As soon as we shut them out, bang, here they come.
No rest for us. Condemned to life.
621
01:29:36,942 --> 01:29:41,700
Do you think they’ll find you desirable?
Don’t make me laugh.
622
01:29:43,234 --> 01:29:49,483
It’s all over, they sucked us to the marrow.
They’re not interested in us anymore.
623
01:29:49,755 --> 01:29:54,523
Don’t you know them yet?
They still have a few tricks left in their ovaries.
624
01:29:55,027 --> 01:30:01,668
They may graft us something
between our legs or inject us with bull cells.
625
01:30:01,835 --> 01:30:04,201
Stop your bullshit.
626
01:30:36,166 --> 01:30:38,524
Funny, it looks like hairs on an ass.
627
01:30:39,712 --> 01:30:42,819
The ground is all soft.
628
01:30:45,122 --> 01:30:50,813
What heat!
I hope there are no snakes.
629
01:30:52,768 --> 01:30:56,051
Careful, it's slippery.
630
01:30:59,045 --> 01:31:01,820
- Albert!
-Paul!
631
01:31:02,695 --> 01:31:06,842
Help me.
Don’t be a jackass.
632
01:31:14,835 --> 01:31:18,876
I told you to watch it.
Are you all right?
633
01:31:19,162 --> 01:31:21,740
- What an awful place!
- Hold my hand.
634
01:31:25,744 --> 01:31:40,560
Holy shit, it’s like a cave... Look at the cave...
Careful. Slippery.
635
01:31:47,405 --> 01:31:49,446
Strange cave.
636
01:31:52,366 --> 01:31:55,182
- There’s someone.
- Stay put.
637
01:32:05,574 --> 01:32:12,811
You heard?
Who goes there?
638
01:32:14,125 --> 01:32:15,887
French!
639
01:32:16,943 --> 01:32:20,843
- You have tobacco?
- Yes!
640
01:32:23,386 --> 01:32:25,421
Move closer.
641
01:32:34,868 --> 01:32:41,370
Raise your arms.
Let’s see the tobacco.
642
01:32:55,510 --> 01:33:00,682
- Who’s singing? There’s a woman somewhere.
- Yes.
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- Where is she?
- You can’t see her.
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- Why can’t I?
- Because you are in her.
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