Original subtitles

Barrister cheung, you've lost again

or are you intending to be generous?

You've made progress, tycoon!

Really?

Tycoon!

Thank you!

Tycoon!

Tycoon, your mom is waiting for you.

Is aunt with her?

Yes!

Let's get going then!

Who attacks police!

It's Mr. lam!

Hi, big fella... little fella.

Mr.lam

oh, mr.Lam. Haven't seen you for a while!

Cognac-four hundred years old.

It's good wine!

I can't! I'm on duty.

Come on, just a sip.

I'll be your lookout. Come, take a sip.

Look at you! You like it?

That was great!

Why I haven't seen you on beat lately?

I've been transferred to the city as a traffic cop.

Otherwise.

I'll turn into a country pumpkin sooner or later.

You're right.

Come on, one more sip.

All right!

No, maybe... well, it's better not.

Come on, what's the big deal?

Nah, I shouldn't... I really shouldn't.

Moms say to come over for dinner when you've time.

Sure!

We've to go. Bye!

Bye!

By the way, I'm switching over to cid next week.

We must make plans for their engagement.

Before leaving for Turkey.

Sis, did pa's will state that the wedding has to be this year?

Yes, this year!

If my son marries your daughter this year

we wouldn't have to split up

our families fortune.

We'll be able to breathe a sigh of relief

when they get our unheritance

we can then go on our vacation happily.

Right!

Ah Singh!

Mr.lam, how are you?

I haven't seen you for a while.

Knowing that you two will be going away.

We've closed our shop to serve you better.

I know, we've a plane to catch in a little while to Turkey for coffee.

Young folks nowadays don't like making too much fuss.

They can dine even at home.

Moms!

Aunt!

Grandma!

Bo Bo!

Bo, you like it?

No!

What about this one?

No!

This one... what about this one?

No! No! No!

Me?

Yes, you!

Paul, me, being an old customer

how much are you charging me for this necklace?

It's peanuts, it only costs 3 millions.

How much is your monthly salary?

Six thousands?

Around there.

That means you've to work 40 years for it.

Thank you!

40 years for a necklace.

What's the worth, no meaning at all.

What's no meaning at all?

Be sure that you send this engagement present to your cousin Cindy tonight.

Keep it!

Make sure everything is well taken care of tonight, fatso!

Yes!

Yes, madam!

Tycoon, time to go!

Tycoon, there's traffic jam on land.

It's better to go home by boat.

Bo!

We're going to the airport now.

See you at the end of the month!

Ok. Have fun! See you when you get back.

Bye!

Tycoon, miss Cindy will be here at 4:00 later.

Dinner at 6:00

your mom has even picked out the outfit for you two.

I've got nothing to talk to her.

Talk to her about the ski-trip when you were child.

She got hurt and you bandaged her.

I really wonder whether you guys made this story up.

The incident is somehow different each time.

Whatever! When I put down the bell during the dinner time

that's the cue for you to present the necklace to her.

It will keep in my pocket.

Fatso, come here!

Tell me what's the largest diamond in the world?

I know-the toy of Farrah fawcatt.

Take another guess.

The tear of Eddie Murphy.

Say it again?

The tear of Eddie Murphy.

Good!

How is it different from this one?

This is it!

Miss Cindy, how are you?

Fatso, do I have to marry her?

Only poor men get to choose their wives, tycoon!

Cousin Bo!

Cousin Cindy!

Have a nice day!

Same to you!

This way, please!

Cousin Bo!

I hear you, please go on!

Do you remember what happened during our ski-trip when we were kids?

You sprained your ankle.

I dropped something.

I remember it's you to nurse my wound!

And when I found out I was going to see you soon

I got so excited, I couldn't sleep last night.

Am I really that exciting you?

Even better than a pep pills?

Tycoon!

This is for you!

For me?

You know what this is called?

No, I don't know!

"Neli diamond"!

"Neil diamond"?

That's right!

I love it!

It's fake!

I don't believe you.

No?

What's this called?

I don't know.

Merry-go-round the diamond.

Merry-go-round the diamond?

Yes!

I love it too.

You love it too,

then what's this called?

I know, it's a cork diamond.

You got that right!

Anything else? Let me see!

Yeah... lots more are coming

like this diamond beans.

Cut it out, cousin!

Ruby beans.

Crystals, jades, you name it.

Stop it, I gotta cover my face.

I'm sorry, I need to go to the washroom.

Oh, you need to freshen up?

Where's the washroom.

The twerp, I hate you! I'd put a curse on you.

If not for the money.

I really wish you out of my sight.

You should have died of pneumonia at seven.

I should have kicked you off the slope

instead of playing nurse.

If so, how nice will this world be without you

and I'd get to keep all the legacy.

I'm sorry to disappoint you.

Oh, magdalena, my goddess of freedom.

The greatest insult that you cast on me is:

I, lam Bo sun have to marry this woman.

Look at you, the witch!

No!

- Come here, I said come here! - Help!

You'd do anything for money, wouldn't you?

You moron, that money is rightfully mine!

I'm the legal beneficiary.

You'd be a nobody without money!

Damn it! Damn! My god!

Madam, what's the matter? What's wrong?

Tycoon, what have you done to her, you hit her?

It's her smacked me.

Take off your suits.

- Faster! - Ok...

Fatso, what would happening if I got no money?

That'll be tragic; No house, no yacht.

No cars,

- no servants besides you. - Take off your suits.

No one to play fencing with, no gorgeous clothes

no fancy food, no Italian shoes.

No expensive watches.

Tycoon, you'll have nothing.

I know that!

I've got tycoon's watch.

"Share with me the light of your heart"

"so I too may shine"

"even in bitter coldness, I will walk with you"

"kindness and compassion are like radiant sunlight”

"my heart is filled with zeal"

"my spirit is elated"

"I won't ever consider Australia."

- "It's only with warmth..." - You've made a fortune in Canadian real estate.

Don't even think about immigrating if you have no money.

"And loving kindness"

"the light of our heart will shine through" - me?

"The stars and the moon seem to shiver in the cold"

what the hell you're standing there?

- "Li want my light to shine through" - Go and serve the people now.

- "Li want my light to shine through" - Go and serve the people now.

Me? To serve the people.

- Hey, little master! - What do you want?

Make it a double!

"Who is willing to stride the path?"

"Who is willing to give it a try?"

East east fast food

- "be my companion” - Serves only specialities.

- "Be my companion” - East east specialities.

"Let's fight the odds..."

Mr.hui has hunt another TV stars again?

Who do you mean?

- "...with the light of our heart" - I've dated so many TV girls lately.

You envy me to born rich?

Rich hunter is coming to movie stars soon.

No way! It's because they've more hungrily than me.

I don't mean to shock you.

Honestly, it is a big protect indeed.

Hey! You! Stay!

You know whose behind it all?

The richest man in Hong Kong-lam Bo sun.

Not only an airport.

He even can built a space depot.

Of course!

You think he looks like Mr. lam?

A little.

So what?

A lot of people in Hong Kong look like me too.

But are they as rich as I am?

True.

Ok, you may go

and get lost.

Excuse me, would you like a drink?

It'll do me good.

I beg your pardon.

Do I look tense?

No, not really.

Thank you!

You are welcome.

Go do your job!

My sweetie, when you make your speech,

you can forget everything

but not east east fast food.

The phone number and the address.

Tell these elite guests that...

Ok, ok, stop nagging!

Otherwise, I swear I'll forget everything.

Take it easy, I'll be cheering for you.

They're all my good friends

I promise no one will hiss or boo!

See, there's nothing to be nervous about.

Ok, ok!

Phone number and address.

Donations, sir?

Thank you!

It's tacky, giving money.

I'm going to give something different.

I'll talk to the organizer about it later.

It's only appropriate for mr.Hsu.

A special guest to give a special gift.

That was fabulous. Thank you!

It is said if there's a will, there's a way.

We want to thank you for your generosity.

In particular, we want to thank east east

who has provided us with all free food this evening.

We would like the representative of east east

to say a few words to us, Ms. huang!

Come on, please listen up...

All right!

Speech now.

Ladies & gentlemen.

Ladies & gentlemen.

Remember to say east east, my little sister.

On behalf of the organization, I would like to thank

these special children hope that

- through their heat-warming performance - Address and phone number.

Could warm up your hearts.

So that you would give generously

to help these lovely children.

East east...

East east fast food.

East east fast food.

Is the first to response to this worthwhile activity

by providing free food and beverage for tonight's event.

These unfortunate children are waiting for you to help.

If we could all donate.

If we could all donate a little.

Let's make it tonight, if you say yes

I'll get you a gold or a silver watch.

If you would give a little

a rolex? O.K.?

If you would give a little

what do you say if I get you both watches

you'd be helping a lot of people out. Thank you!

Look, I'm giving

get me one, I've got money.

I give too! Get me a cake.

How boring to dump cakes to each other.

If I had known, I wouldn't sponsor such expensive cakes.

I better keep away from them.

I gave! I can throw now!

Miss hung, thank you for all you've done tonight.

You bet!

- Call me if anything's up, o.K.? - Bye!

Bye!

Come and help me to throw him in the back.

How dare you are to get drunk on my wine.

You've to pay it back when you wake up!

Brother!

Everything's packed. Let's get going.

Hey... your tray!

Hey... stop... hey!

Hey, you know the rules?

You should get back in whatever you came on.

I came on my own.

Then go back on your own.

Cognac? He really drank too much!

I know that!

He'll be sorry when he finds out I'm going to out his pay!

You didn't get paid?

Beg pardon?

Please sign here.

Sis, this guy looks like a scam

make sure he's not getting paid twice.

Sign here?

I'm telling you.

Don't get fresh with me, I'm hung east

an old bird is not be caught with chaff!

Sign here?

Yes!

Two hundred fifty dollars.

Give it to me.

The $250 does not include transportation fee.

I'm giving you a lift back to the city

you know how much it'll cost you if you go by cab.

Brother!

Don't say it. You've got to go by logic

nothing can be done without rules and regulations.

You didn't go by the rules, I had to bartend...

But I didn't ask you to get soaked on my wine.

Don't you throw up in my Van!

He's going to puke.

Keep an eye on him!

Let go...

Let go, or else I'll hit you!

I said let me go!

See my fist...

What's matter?

Here you are, dummy!

Bye, everybody!

Bye!

Good bye!

Good bye!

Hey man, are you sure that you're waving for a cab.

I thought that you did it just for fun.

Where do you want?

Well, I can't go nowhere if you say nothing.

Different folks have different destinations in mind.

An American will say when he gets in my car

Hong Kong hotel, thank you!

A Japanese will say

"Hong Kong hotel, good-ta-side".

A taiwanese or a mainland Chinese will say

"comrade, Hong Kong hotel please".

I work hard, I also have my destination.

That is: I wish having customers in my cab all the time.

So, I'll be the cab owner soon once I've paid off the installments.

Then I drive one shift and let it for hire.

That's my goal, my destination.

How about you?

You surely must know where you want to go?

East east!

East, east, I've never heard about it.

Good morning!

Good morning!

"East east opens up bright and early."

"Just for you! We do our best!"

"Delicious food, and cheerful services."

"East east awaits you!"

East east awaits me!

Good morning, good morning!

Get to work!

Good morning, neighbours, please come in!

Good morning students, do come in!

Are you all stoned and being hypnotized?

Or it's Memorial Day to-day?

Or doing a requiem.

You're all bastards, spoiled my song.

Monsters indeed! You all break my rules.

One two, one two three.

"I'm working hard for my goal"

"I'll keep it on, never give up"

"together, we can make our dreams into reality."

Time to work!

Good morning!

Good morning!

Breakfast will be served 10 minutes later.

"Janitor wanted, accommodation provided."

I'm here for a job.

You have to see my brother about that.

He's in there?

Yes!

Thanks!

Wow, that's strong, I feels great.

Doctor, you set the right voltage for me this time.

It's great!

Let's talk business.

Hiring you is no problem! As for wage-$2500 per month.

Wow, that's good.

Room and board included!

O.k.!

But you must give me 3 months notice if you want to quit.

It's a deal.

I feel so good to-day.

Doctor, you're wonderful!

Do you have an I.D. Card with you?

Wow, I feel great.

Never mind, doctor, reduce the voltage first.

If you don't have one, fine, but you only get$1500.

You think it over!

O.k. By the way when can you start to work.

Right now.

Good! Hard-working chap indeed.

Come on... that was good! Let's go!

Mr.hung, you need to rest a while.

You are not fully recovered yet.

Otherwise you arm will twitch on.

It's not a complicated job, being a bus boy.

You just do whatever needs to be done.

But there are certain basic rules you must follow:

Wipe the floor when it's dirty.

Clean the windows when they get smudge.

Clean up the table as soon as the customers leave!

I don't want it! I don't want it!

Washrooms must be cleaned 3 times a day.

Use savilon to make them smell fresher.

Thanks!

I never ever said anything behind your back.

I swear, if I ever did, I'd get smack!

Keep it clean.

It was your fault! Stop crying!

It'll spend you only $20 for the train ticket

few hundred dollars for clinic.

Go to China for abortion now.

Tasty tasty very tasty, clean clean very clean.

And one more thing in our basic rules.

Everybody should understand thoroughly about it.

And pay special attention to its meaning.

Thank you so much!

If any section requires your help...

You're great!

Thank you!

If any section...

Thank you!

If any section requires your assistance.

You must give them your utmost support.

Take a look at our ultimate, perfect set up!

Good!

We're an efficiently run company.

We've got the sanitary system, best kitchen facilities.

That is why we always make the freshest

the most excellent food produce in our.

Little master!

Little master!

I've told you a hundred times to change the fuse

but do you listen to me?

How dare you are snapping at me?

Get out of my way!

Listen, chips,

if it wasn't for the fact we were relatives...

A "distant" relative.

Right, I wouldn't provide you with a loving home.

Look, just because you know how to fix few gadgets

doesn't mean you can...

Get fresh with you?

Brother... I've got good news!

I'm going to kill you! You twerp!

Last night at the charity function

someone donated a necklace worth $2 million.

It must be mr.Hsu.

No wonder he was saying about giving a special gift.

How do you know it was him?

Your brother mingles with the rich and famous. I know their kind.

People like Mr. hsu rich and tall.

Tall and skinny but he's humble.

Brother, the door goes the other way!

So, I know, it gotta be him!

Hi, I'm Bo.

I'm "eastbound"!

I'm new around here.

I'm "northbound"!

Oh, bound in all directions!

What are you?

A bus boy, and you?

Same thing!

I won't be too long, kid!

Are you blind?

I'm sorry!

W atch it!

I'm sorry...

So sorry...

I'm sorry...

Never mind.

It's her, isn't it?

Go away!

Sir!

Impersonating me?

Teasing me?

No, I wasn't!

Making fun of me?

If you own an organization

as well established as east east.

You may at anytime

do what you like, but now, back to work.

Yes, sir!

"Li am working hard everyday"

"I'll keep it on, never give up"

"together we can make our dreams into reality”

one more time.

"Let's hand in hand."

No problem... hand in hand.

I'm cleaning up the trash can.

I'm going out.

I'm ah Bo, a new janitor here.

Thanks!

You're welcome.

You know, you were really nervous that night!

Yeah, I know.

Anyways, I didn't expect you...

You'd stuff his face.

I didn't expect so.

I did say that I didn't think you would...

I have to go.

Hey...

The 50 bucks.

Forget it!

No, that's not right!

It's ok really.

It was your money.

Take it! Just don't let my brother knows.

Thank you!

Never knew what dreams I wanted

couldn't ever rid myself from my strife

[t's not that cold,

- "I try hard to hide my despair.” - I don't need an extra blanket.

I can eat whatever I want here.

- I hear again, deriding jeers. - I'm saving my money, not spending it!

Don't worry, I know how to get the snack from them

while lingering on the street, a sense of loneliness got over me.

Come on give me a break.

- "I search for broken memories." - I brush my teeth, each night.

Let me speak to your mom, hi, I'm his colleague.

Don't worry about him, we'll take good care of him for you.

But like withering grass, they fade with the wind - bye!

She's my girl, not my mom!

She made you headache.

Attack it, beat it!

Let's arm, dummy!

Kill it, hurry up!

Kill him!

What are you guys doing? What's that?

Wow!

Attention, everyone!

Wow!

What?

Wow!

Hello!

That's no big deal

but I've an announcement to make!

Now, listen, I just received a large order.

Tonight... stop it! We've to get ready...

Stop poking my back!

We have to work whole night long.

That's great!

Are you kidding?

Nobody is exceptional.

O.k. Let's work together, that includes you!

Me?

Right?

Right?

Oh well, what the heck. Come on guys.

All right!

We can't get through without the wine, comrade, take it.

Good!

Since the wind of democracy is blowing everywhere

I'll be Democratic about it.

No more scouring faces after the cheers.

No one is getting any sleep here.

Cheers!

That's impossible!

That's a great act, but a lame excuse.

There's nothing strong about this stuff!

Is this real?

This is real!

Let's wrap the wonton first.

What are you doing?

Making wonton dough.

We've got this.

The wine really kill me. Oh my god, look at the time!

6 A.M.?! I can't believe it. Wake up!

Get up, you under-aged drunkard.

Get away from me.

Stop pushing!

You're such a trouble-maker.

Wow, look at all the stuffs.

My god, tell me it is not a dream.

Wow, it smells good!

This is real.

This cake is delicious!

Who did it?

Thank you god! This is delicious!

Good morning! "Tell me this is well done"

"yes! This is well done".

"How can two of you can make it that good."

"Why don't you shut up.”

Get on to the front seat and keep an eye on the food.

Make sure that you don't drop them.

You can drop your head, but not my food, understand?

Chips gets to the back of the Van! Come on squeeze in.

I can't!

Of course you can, come on squeeze in.

It won't work.

Could you be a little bit more cooperative?

Cooperation doesn't help around here.

Bear with it for just a moment, o.K.? Squeeze in now.

See, problem's solved.

Haven't you ever heard of

being squeezed and squashed?

Keep an eye on them.

You know your post, why you're here for.

And this one... just a small one.

Bon voyage! Watch out the food!

Aren't you guys lucky? No squeeze and squash! Taxi!

Boy, I'm being squeezed and squashed?

Are you o.K.?

I'm fine. It's comfortable here.

Is this your first job?

Yes!

Did you ever go to school?

Yes, I was at Cambridge.

But there were foggy, they were afraid I might have rheumatism.

So I went to Harvard in states.

After a while, I got bored with the place.

So I went to yule. That's all.

Aren't you stretching it a bit too far?

What did you just say?

Why are we stopping here?

This is it! It's just two streets down.

Really?

Wow, what a skyscraper!

Get out!

Lam Bo sun enterprise building! Lam Bo sun!

Everybody out! Are you daydreaming to be the entrepreneur.

All of you, get out now!

Sis, park the Van, and meet us there.

Come on, be quick!

Come on, hurry up!

Eat's reputation is in jeopardy because of you all morons.

You guys really drive me crazy.

Welcome!

Thank you!

Welcome!

What's all about?

Welcome...

Thank you...

See how popular east east is.

They all give us a standing ovation.

He is a bus boy today.

Good morning everybody, action.

Spread the word-he's a bus boy today!

Come on, quickly.

Listen! Remember?

Are they discussing industrial espionage?

They want to buy Hong Kong bank?

What did they say?

Lisa mannelli is going to marry Ronald Regan!

What's the scoop?

There are 4 tanks up in the terrace.

That's incredible!

What were they talking about?

Eddie Murphy is the son of Sammy Davies Jr.

What are they mumbling about?

The governor is going to "distribute" mangoes today. Take this!

"Distribute mangoes"?

Please try our delicious snack.

Help yourself please!

Thank you...

Why does everybody grab his food? Does mine stink?

Help yourself please!

Do you know what his job is at my shop?

He is a bus boy.

Yeah, he's just a bus boy.

And I am the manager and...

- Mr.lam... - Me?

Yes...

What's up?

Mr.lam, can I take a picture with you?

Sure!

Come on quick!

My turn...

They even want his pictures?

Can I have mine taken too? Wait!

Squat down a little!

Let's switch... I want to be in the front.

Thank you for your patronage.

Thanks for your hard work.

That's too much!

Just keep them as tips.

Big companies don't write off cheques.

Thank you very much!

Cheques! I love you!

Boss, buy us lunch.

No way, pig!

Well, o.K. Buy us dinner then!

That's wishful thinking. No way!

Oh, Mr. hsu!

You are here early!

My sister's business is my business!

Sister, come over here...

Get your work done, dawn you! Mr.Hsu!

Mr.hsul!

Get in.

Have fun!

Take care!

Goodbye!

O.k.

Goodbye...

Come here... everybody... look at this!

He doesn't own just one expensive car!

He owns a fleet of them.

Everyone can own one expensive car

but owning a fleet-that's prestige!

You can never be like him.

But you can at least pull the distance closer.

Oh!

I'm not finished yet

I tell you all to work hard.

You're the worse, useless, get to work!

Never knew what dreams I wanted

anyways, get dress up!

Don't lose my face.

7 P.M. at east east entrance.

What? Can't make it? Get a cab! I'll pay for it.

That's all.

Mr.hung says to wipe the floor when it's dirty.

Clean the table as soon as the customers leave.

Scrub now, scrub fast, no more trash!

Scrub smudges from window... Get savlon... good!

Ms yuk doesn't come here every night.

Standing here like a rock never works.

Be bold and get her.

What a kid!

Listen to chips.

I've 2 tickets here. You date her tomorrow night.

Take her to our singing contest.

There's nothing to be afraid of! I'll back you up all the way.

Give them to me. These are mine.

What am I going to say to my girl tomorrow?

Come on you guys, give them back!

Chips, you're our manager!

Give them back!

You don't need tickets!

That's right!

Moron! Turn off the light!

The boss! Get into the bed!

What happened?

Turn off the light!

Why you didn't take off the cloth into bed?

Don't take it off!

Ah yuk, thanks!

Fatso, what are you doing here?

I'm very happy here.

They're all very nice to me.

I can't work if you hang around here all the time.

I got some home-made soup for you.

There are soups here.

That's just flavoured water.

This is the real thing.

I can't talk to you now. I've to work, get going!

I'm sorry, this should be my job!

It's o.K.

Here, let me do it.

There's lot more work to do with them away.

Let's go to their show tonight?

O.k.!

Miss, could you come over here?

- I'll go. - No. I'll go.

May I help you?

What's the special today?

Wonton.

Wonton?

Yes.

Would you like to try some?

Have you had a steady boyfriend before?

Have you ever planned to have baby after you've married?

You shouldn't work once you have baby!

When's your birthday? What's your sign?

What do you mean?

I don't mean anything.

If you don't mean anything, then don't say anything!

Let's go and pay your bill!

I'll ask her these things myself, o.K.?

I want to make sure she's a suitable wife for you.

Thank you for coming.

I'm sorry...

I've got tickets for tonight's singing contest

would you like to go?

Sure!

This room is reserved for vip like me only.

Oh, really?

Money can do wonders!

For sure.

You've never dreamt of setting foot in these places, have you?

No, I hate dreaming.

That's true! One should never daydream!

One only gets depressed when one compares.

I haven't been to a disco like this for a long time.

If you like it, I'll take you here more often.

I tell you the truth-before my wife died.

We partied almost every night.

You can do it now if you marry again.

I was right in calling you a heartless twit.

Even when I go out once for a while.

My heart still aches for her.

I was feeling fine just now.

My heart aches again.

That lamma was absolutely right.

What?

Since I'm in a good mood tonight.

I'll tell you a secret.

If you are in love with a woman.

Burn 3 incense sticks at 9 P.M. winter festival.

You're too young for this!

Look at her face to face, and kiss her

and she'll be yours forever

never never to part.

I did it, it worked.

And I'm still in love with her.

That's great!

That's great!

"Never knew what dreams I wanted"

"couldn't ever rid myself from my strife"

"I try hard to hide my despair”

they look so cool!

Don't yell! Everybody can see your "wired jaws"

I can't help it!

You shouldn't have come looking like this!

I've got stigmatism, I need braces for my bud teeth

I haven't seen you for a week, and I missed you!

Stop pouting!

I said stop pouting

stop it or I'll leave

I'm losing face because of you.

I'll leave if you make one more sound!

Hi, you!

Where are you going? I was only joking!

I'm going to the washroom!

You should have told me that. That way!

These 4 monkeys are really fantastic.

I think they'll have a chance.

As I always say. "Success comes with hard work"

they'll sure have a chance.

If 1 talk to the judges and say "hello"

what's the point of gang in by the backdoor.

You know nothing but clean the floor, bus boy!

I'll be back soon.

Mr.hsu is right! But they're really good.

Now is the time!

Cheers?

Sure!

What if you get drink? Let's drink with him the wine barrel!

Bottoms up!

Come on, quick, give it to me.

Come on, quick!

What's going on?

Goodbye...

Come here!

Let's go for a midnight snack, champs! I'll pay.

Get in! Get in!

Look!

Look!

- Get him! - My sister!

What else do you have? Take them out!

Let's go!

Help! Police!

Go get him! You guys go on ahead.

This is a law abiding country!

You beat my girl.

What's this?

It's mace!

Oh, no, where's my glasses and braces?

You look so pretty to me.

You beat my girl, I'll kill you.

Fatso, tell me what to do?

Take this antenna.

Ah yuk, here I come.

Brother!

I hate having my head poked!

I didn't fire the gun.

I didn't get hurt!

Hurry, go get him.

I've been on your case for a long time.

Get down!

I'm switching to the immigration dept. Next month.

Are you o.K.?

I'm fire! Please drop your gun!

It's loaded!

Drop the gun!

Stop!

Help is on the way!

Stop it! Stop it!

You guys are in trouble, he is c.1.D.

What? C.1.D.!

C.1.d. This my warrant!

Are you o.K., big fella? Who hit him?

It wasn't me.

Call headquarters for an ambulance.

Doctor, be sure to take good care of Mr. hsu!

O.k.!

Were you hurt?

I'm fine!

Take good care of this one as well! Doctor.

He's a hero! One against many!

You were so brave!

You certainly deserve this treatment!

Thanks, Mr. hung!

That's all right!

You're ready!

Wow, this voltage is really strong.

It sets for three of you.

I seel

let him try it!

He probably never tried this before!

I've tried it before.

It's a new trend up in China.

How long have you been here?

About a month!

A country bumpkin, trying to get a taste of swan's meat.

You have no status, not even h.K.L.D. Card

and you try to compete with someone who has Canadian passport.

I feel great today!

The future looks bright for my sister yuk?

If she marries Mr. hsu, she'll become a Canadian citizen.

After she becomes Canadian, she can put my application.

Then I'll become a Canadian citizen too!

Who cares if I can't get a British passport

or if Hong Kong sinks?

Have you discussed this with the party involved?

I'm the party involved!

Doesn't your swan sister have a say in this?

0.k., one last voltage!

East, west, south, north bound, sign here.

Sign your name.

Rocky ma!

Yes!

Lam Bo Bo!

Yes.

Thanks!

Thank you!

Me?

Are you free tomorrow night?

What's up?

How about dinner together?

Dinner with me? Where?

My place.

Your place?! Alright, what time?

At seven!

0.k., great!

Tycoon!

Fatso, what are you doing here again?

They'll be back soon! You can't be here anymore!

You must go home!

Look, I just got paid.

Really?!

Is it true that only ordinary people get to choose their wives?

Yes!

She asked me over for dinner tonight.

Really?!

Really!

And stop following me around!

Ah kwai, take him home!

Yes sir!

Tycoon! You shouldn't go empty handed to night!

I know!

Make sure he doesn't get into trouble!

Yes sir!

Coming!

Coming!

I'm gonna buy lychee, buy lychee!

Are you expecting someone?

Bo is coming over for dinner.

We got to thank him for saving our lives.

What's the big deal?

For you, miss hung!

Aren't you a bit too old?

Sis... how can you say that?

You're not a bit old!

On behalf of my sister, I thank you.

Don't you have manners?

People bear you gift.

This must cost a fortune!

- What a surprise, Mr. hsu! - Oh. It's you.

Welcome to my small house.

Now, you rich people certainly have style

your expensive gift arrived even before you did!

You shouldn't have spent so much on the gift!

It's nothing!

Make yourself at home, my sister is in the kitchen.

I'll pour you a nice cup of tea- from rocky mountain.

I'll get it?

Take a seat!

Mr.hung!

You don't get embarrassed, do you?

Barging in here like you own this place?

There's stuff to do in the kitchen.

Come and help me.

You're most suited for the job

brother! He's my guest!

I'll take care of him!

Come on, get to work now!

Clean the vegetables and the pork first.

Brother, he is our guest!

That's our guest-Mr. hsu, here come my sister.

Don't just stand there!

Go in the kitchen.

Yuk, we've known each other for 5 years

and you prepared to marry me?

This is the climax! Don't you dare to bother them.

Go, chop the ginger up!

I'm not prepared!

I know you're not.

That's why I want to talk to you now.

My mother doesn't like you working at a fast food place

since you have to associate with all kind of people.

If you must work, work at a classy restaurant.

You know.

She wants her daughter-in-law

to be presentable and respectable!

Let's get engaged first.

Then I'll have a good reason to buy you a classy restaurant.

Mr.hsu, we don't know each other well enough.

Bo, let's go out for dinner.

There must be some misunderstanding, wait a minute.

Sister, sister.

Stop bugging me!

You've got enough food to much on until mid-night.

Oh, good grief!

Goodbye!

Goodbye!

Can we finish all these food?

Where's my umbrella?

Oh, no, it's pouring outside!

Somebody stole it, damn!

Let's go!

Are you ready?

1, 2,1, 2, 3.

Let's eat!

What would you like?

Corn on the cob!

O.k.

The world is such a beautiful place.

The air smells so fresh in this season.

The air is fresher in the countryside.

You're from the countryside?

I've lived there...

I guess I'd like to live in countryside.

Look at the ocean liners! That one is Bo cheung.

Bo wah at the left, Bo kwong in the middle.

That's "Bo San", and there's "Bo Bo"

you can see so far off?

I don't see really but they're all in my mind.

I wish to cruise around the world in one of them.

Why do you work at east east?

It's not your dreams at all.

People adjust to environments, I think.

I can see that you enjoy your work indeed

even though you don't get paid much.

Money is not the point here.

The most important thing is that

there are things to learn in each trade.

There are mountains, there are seas...

What have you learnt at east east?

You don't mind if I'm being frank?

For example, your brother maybe shrewd.

But he built up his own business.

Little master maybe young

he's earning his own living.

And those 4 chaps, they may have to work hard.

But they still hold on to their dreams! I learn a lot from them.

And you, you could have married for money

but you didn't!

And... I've also learnt that wonton dough has ready-made.

Is that enough?

Yeah! That's enough.

Wow, such a strong wind.

Oh, no... not this!

I'm getting mad!

Oh no, my umbrella...

Can't you give us a break? Man!

Oh, it stopped!

Here they are!

That wasn't a very good dinner.

I can make a nice dinner for you at the dorm.

Tomorrow is holiday, are you free?

Really?

I'm quite a good chef!

0.k.! Bye!

Ah yuk!

Yes?

See you tomorrow night!

Don't let my brother know about it!

Good-night!

East east's dorm tomorrow night.

A nice dinner, aye?

What are you staring at?

"Chinese winter festival, shop closed."

Come here quick!

Why are you so secretive?

It's my birthday today.

Your birthday was at easter.

I sent you a tie.

How come it's your birthday again?

It is my birthday of the lunar calendar!

Is it so? What is your birthday wish?

I want a kiss!

O.k.

Hey, wait!

What's the matter?

Let's get something to eat!

O.k.

What's this?

Candles!

I've key, let me open the door.

Oh no! No guests are permitted here! You must hide!

Hey, where you go? This way, dummy!

Where is everybody?

Maybe they all went home for winter festival.

I'll get the chairs.

Aren't you going home?

Yes. I have to go home someday.

I mean I live too far away.

It's near by the sea.

My folks are pretty stubborn.

They never wanted me to leave them.

They didn't like my moving to the city.

Maybe I'll take you home one of these days!

Get your parents to visit east east when you've time.

They'll be in shock!

Have some wine!

I have a request!

What?

Close your eyes.

Close my eyes?

Yes, please!

O.k.

No peeking!

Sister yuk, my dear, where're you?

Brother!

You scared me! Scatter-brain!

Today is the winter festival.

It's almost 9, we should go home for dinner.

I don't want you to hang around here, o.K.?

O.k.! I'll go right now!

Good!

Yuk!

Cousin Bo!

I'm sorry that I got mad at you.

Please accept my apology.

Wine glasses? How appropriate!

Shall we drink and make up?

What's so funny?

Your girlfriend?

No!

You're still in trouble, hide her quick.

Let's stay calm!

Bo!

Hurry up!

My dear sister!

In here!

Where did she go?

Where can she be?

Open up!

3 incenses burning on winter festival in this hour.

I'm going to stay and see what goes on.

Who's that?

It's heavy!

Here, let me help you!

How can it move automatically.

The police! The police!

Take it easy! Calm down!

Police comes for revenge, let's hide under the table.

Come on!

Go hide!

Why should I hide?

You're illegal worker with no l.D.Card, get down.

What's this?

We're playing roll over.

Hi, sir!

I'm from the immigration office! This is my warrant!

We suspect there are illegal aliens.

They'll never get away!

We have no illegal aliens here!

Since you have a search warrant.

I'll be co-operative.

Search carefully! What about underneath the table.

It hides at least 20-30 people somehow.

Immigration officer!

Am I that easy to listen your words

something seems fishy over where you are!

I'm going to start there first!

Nothing!

Is this some kind or joke?!

Well... I thought.

What've you thought?

Nothing! Troubling tax payer like me is no big deal

but wasting government's money by hiring you is a shame.

Goodbye!

This is ridiculous! Let's go!

Make sure you search thoroughly! There's no point in coming back, officer.

This really strange!

How strange! They were under the table all this time and didn't get caught!

That's strange!

The worse is over!

Come out!

Where did you all come from?

Is this a funfare?

What're you doing here? What're you doing here?

I better get myself a good spot!

What's this? Why did you hit me?

Come on, I was here first.

Brother, you don't have to be here

oh, yes, I don't have to hide.

O.k. I'll get the door!

That's good

Who's it this time? Immigration officer again!

I just want to use your washroom, can 1?

This way please!

Boy, I've to go now.

Hey!

What?

All right!

Help! A rat! Help!

Oh, that's a fake moustache.

Why are you here?

Why are you here?

Why are you here?

Why is there so many people here?

That's him-the illegal alien!

Ask him for his ll.D. Card!

What ll.D. Card? Bullshit!

Winter festival, 9:00 P.M. I've to kiss her.

Wow, something did happen!

That lamma was sure right!

Wait a minute! What are you guys doing here?

Don't you lay a hand on her! I'll kill you!

Don't you dare!

Cousin Bo!

You push me?

Stop pulling me back! I want to see what's happening!

Stop!

That's wonderful!

I don't think we've been introduced?

I'm Cindy!

I'm Jimmy!

Why, yes, of course!

Thank you

thank you!

Everything seems to get better after I changed my image!

East east is remarkable

never so remarkable.

This is the best lyrics ever!

Dear lovers, sorry we're closed today.

I'm sorry please come back tomorrow.

Are you serious?

I'm sorry!

Why are we closed today? Boss?

Boss, is that mean we should under arms now?

Be calm!

Somebody pays us $200,000 for a party here.

Come on...

I'm sorry, we're closed for the day.

We're here to decorate for tonight's banquet.

Hey, man... how lucky.

Who's your distinguished boss?

I don't know!

Where's the toilet?

Who's paying for the banquet?

All I can say is that he's a big shot.

He doesn't like ordinary people to know about him.

Right, back to work.

We were gone for less than a month.

See what have you done to tycoon!

Fatso, you've gone too far!

Tie him up!

Yes, madam!

Wow, that's neat.

Come, take a look at this!

You monkeys, this is ridiculous!

What's happening?

What's happening? Get to work!

I'm sorry!

What's happening?

Oh, Jaguar!

Wait...

Wow, a rolls Royce.

Wow, so many vip, welcome!

Welcome... please... welcome

here they come... what should I do now?

Why did you pick this place take a party?

How do I know? I go back to work...

Thank you!

That's right!

Please have some food!

Mr.lam!

Director lam!

Tycoon!

Madams!

I've got my work to do... I'm not finished yet.

We'd like to make an announcement-

my granddaughter Cindy chan.

My grandson lam Bo sun are getting engaged tonight.

Barrister cheung? Your turn!

Yes, madam!

Miss Cindy chan!

Mr.lam Bo sun!

Grand-ma! Grand-aunt!

In order not to waste any more time.

The ceremony now begins.

Objection!

Sustained!

Objection overruled.

This place is neither a courthouse nor our house

I've got nothing to do with this engagement!

I've got everything to do with it!

I'll get all the inheritance if you don't want to marry me!

Tycoon! According to the wishes of the two madames.

Whoever forfeits the marriage

will lose their inheritance to other party.

That's good idea.

Since you can put in an order in this shop

I also can put in an order about my life here.

It's true that I'm getting engaged

but it's not to her, it's yuk!

Yuk?

Yuk?

Is she here?

That's yuk!

That's her-hung leung yuk!

My sister! Did you say my sister!

Wow, that's just great!

Sister, your luck comes...

Yuk

miss hung...

Tycoon, go after her, quick!

You can have all the money!

That's great!

Ah yuk!

Come on!

Fatso, what happened to you?

Go after her, quick!

Ah yuk!

Ah yuk, wait for me!

Come on, go after them!

My-granny-in-law!

Let's go!

In-laws, be careful... but be quick...

Carefully but quickly.

They're over there...

Quick!

Come on, get down!

Hurry!

Hurry...

I'm not rushing you, take your time, but hurry up!

Let's go!

Come on...

We'll catch up with them.

Where's the car?

Wait a minute, my in-laws haven't got in!

Quick!

Park the Van please!

I need to talk to you.

You are a wreckless driver!

My dear granny-in-law!

When I first met Bo, I knew he was special!

And he love my sister, so she was special too!

I knew that when he first got in my cab!

But he still doesn't know where he wants to go.

You know him? Mr.Lam? The tycoon?

I've driven him before.

Wow, you drive like mad.

I'm young, I can take it.

But watch out my granny at the back.

My granny, are you all right?

It's fun... speed up please!

- They said to speed up... - No problem!

By the way, what's your name?

Call me "stink"

Mr. stink, come on, drive faster!

Faster! We won't be able to catch up!

Faster... faster!

Help me, little master!

Please tell her

I knew I'd be penniless when I left my house!

What did he say?

I'm not quite sure but something about "money".

He said he had lots of money!

It has nothing to do with me!

What did she say?

She said something about "degree"

oh, she said you'd to get a degree first.

A degree? I've my phd few years ago.

What did he say?

He said, he... "Cheese".

Oh, he likes "cheese" in the morning.

Faster! Faster!

Rotten scoundrel!

Am I glad my sister didn't marry him!

Pervert!

Your relative?

I don't know such bastard.

[T's not that I didn't want him, he didn't want me!

It stopped!

Good! Yuk, you finally stopped, listen to me please!

Ah yuk!

Brother Bo, I come to help you.

Don't go any closer to them.

Everyone, please listen to stink!

Let's set them free.

If they need our help, they'll ask for it.

If they need our help, they'll ask for it.

Let's see how they end it up!

Get this straight!

It's not my fault to be born in a wealthy family.

It was fate that brought me to you.

Knowing you is the best thing that ever happened to me!

There's nothing wrong with our liking each other!

If I marry you, I'll be an ordinary person.

This ring only costs $700.

But it's the first thing that I bought with my own money.

If you think it's too cheap, I'll work harder.

To get more money to buy you a real one!

If you don't like it, I'll throw it away!

Why did you do that?

Miss, come to us if we can help.

God will be with you.

Come!

I wouldn't have thrown it away.

Hey, where did they go?

They were here few minute ago!

Here they are!

Goodbye!

Goodbye!

Goodbye!

Hey, please stay.

A blank screen doesn't mean the story is over.

I've got a few loose ends to tie.

Mr.hsu is lucky.

He married Cindy and lived in her house.

That lady proved to be very proliferating.

Twins one year, triplets the next.

She'd 8 kids in a short span of 2 to 3 years.

The family counseling centre finally issued her a warning letter!

As for these 4 "monkeys" - east, west, south, north.

They sang their way to stardom!

They became the most popular band in Hong Kong.

They called themselves "beyond".

As for rocky ma, he didn't do badly either.

He became a child star and nominated for Taiwan film award.

But he didn't get it.

Never mind.

He got an award for the best supporting actor in Asia.

He named himself Rambo.

What a bull!

"Get in people and work for people".

As for hung east east, the shrewd.

He suddenly realizes

a district elector, and his slogan is:

Never mind to hate me but do vote for me. Free breakfast.

As for my god-brother Bo and ah yuk,

there were many rumours regarding their whereabouts.

On the day of the winter festival.

Someone saw them buying pork-chops at down town.

They were very much in love.

As for me, stink, I become grannies' god-son.

I live in the manor, and live like a king!

But what good does it bring? I miss my cab!

Farewell now!