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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:53,125 --> 00:01:55,411 Barrister cheung, you've lost again 2 00:01:55,417 --> 00:01:56,532 or are you intending to be generous? 3 00:01:56,542 --> 00:01:59,534 You've made progress, tycoon! 4 00:02:00,542 --> 00:02:01,622 Really? 5 00:02:02,417 --> 00:02:03,417 Tycoon! 6 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,208 Thank you! 7 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:06,583 Tycoon! 8 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:11,207 Tycoon, your mom is waiting for you. 9 00:02:11,542 --> 00:02:12,406 Is aunt with her? 10 00:02:12,417 --> 00:02:13,417 Yes! 11 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:14,667 Let's get going then! 12 00:03:20,708 --> 00:03:21,618 Who attacks police! 13 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:22,330 It's Mr. lam! 14 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:23,533 Hi, big fella... little fella. 15 00:03:23,708 --> 00:03:26,290 Mr.lam 16 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:30,789 oh, mr.Lam. Haven't seen you for a while! 17 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:34,286 Cognac-four hundred years old. 18 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:35,455 It's good wine! 19 00:03:35,458 --> 00:03:37,369 I can't! I'm on duty. 20 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:39,535 Come on, just a sip. 21 00:03:39,542 --> 00:03:41,102 I'll be your lookout. Come, take a sip. 22 00:03:44,417 --> 00:03:46,078 Look at you! You like it? 23 00:03:46,625 --> 00:03:47,410 That was great! 24 00:03:47,417 --> 00:03:48,998 Why I haven't seen you on beat lately? 25 00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:55,165 I've been transferred to the city as a traffic cop. 26 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:56,786 Otherwise. 27 00:03:57,542 --> 00:04:00,124 I'll turn into a country pumpkin sooner or later. 28 00:04:00,208 --> 00:04:01,448 You're right. 29 00:04:02,292 --> 00:04:04,157 Come on, one more sip. 30 00:04:04,167 --> 00:04:05,532 All right! 31 00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:10,243 No, maybe... well, it's better not. 32 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,118 Come on, what's the big deal? 33 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:14,083 Nah, I shouldn't... I really shouldn't. 34 00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:16,039 Moms say to come over for dinner when you've time. 35 00:04:16,042 --> 00:04:17,042 Sure! 36 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:18,869 We've to go. Bye! 37 00:04:18,875 --> 00:04:19,875 Bye! 38 00:04:23,708 --> 00:04:25,601 By the way, I'm switching over to cid next week. 39 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:28,992 We must make plans for their engagement. 40 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,786 Before leaving for Turkey. 41 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:34,371 Sis, did pa's will state that the wedding has to be this year? 42 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,741 Yes, this year! 43 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:39,537 If my son marries your daughter this year 44 00:04:39,542 --> 00:04:41,908 we wouldn't have to split up 45 00:04:41,917 --> 00:04:43,282 our families fortune. 46 00:04:43,292 --> 00:04:45,374 We'll be able to breathe a sigh of relief 47 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:47,366 when they get our unheritance 48 00:04:47,375 --> 00:04:49,582 we can then go on our vacation happily. 49 00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:50,698 Right! 50 00:05:01,458 --> 00:05:02,458 Ah Singh! 51 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,910 Mr.lam, how are you? 52 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:05,248 I haven't seen you for a while. 53 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:06,410 Knowing that you two will be going away. 54 00:05:06,417 --> 00:05:09,079 We've closed our shop to serve you better. 55 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:13,622 I know, we've a plane to catch in a little while to Turkey for coffee. 56 00:05:14,417 --> 00:05:17,033 Young folks nowadays don't like making too much fuss. 57 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:19,039 They can dine even at home. 58 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:21,698 Moms! 59 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:24,500 Aunt! 60 00:05:25,833 --> 00:05:27,039 Grandma! 61 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:28,289 Bo Bo! 62 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:33,616 Bo, you like it? 63 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:34,625 No! 64 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:37,615 What about this one? 65 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:38,625 No! 66 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:41,415 This one... what about this one? 67 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:43,077 No! No! No! 68 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:55,701 Me? 69 00:05:55,708 --> 00:05:56,447 Yes, you! 70 00:05:56,458 --> 00:05:58,744 Paul, me, being an old customer 71 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:00,630 how much are you charging me for this necklace? 72 00:06:01,167 --> 00:06:03,624 It's peanuts, it only costs 3 millions. 73 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,786 How much is your monthly salary? 74 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:09,958 Six thousands? 75 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Around there. 76 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:13,664 That means you've to work 40 years for it. 77 00:06:14,042 --> 00:06:15,042 Thank you! 78 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:19,905 40 years for a necklace. 79 00:06:19,917 --> 00:06:21,908 What's the worth, no meaning at all. 80 00:06:21,917 --> 00:06:23,157 What's no meaning at all? 81 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:26,287 Be sure that you send this engagement present to your cousin Cindy tonight. 82 00:06:26,292 --> 00:06:27,292 Keep it! 83 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:30,120 Make sure everything is well taken care of tonight, fatso! 84 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:31,125 Yes! 85 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,240 Yes, madam! 86 00:06:34,833 --> 00:06:35,833 Tycoon, time to go! 87 00:06:36,083 --> 00:06:37,698 Tycoon, there's traffic jam on land. 88 00:06:37,708 --> 00:06:38,948 It's better to go home by boat. 89 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:41,410 Bo! 90 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:44,790 We're going to the airport now. 91 00:06:44,792 --> 00:06:46,072 See you at the end of the month! 92 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:48,582 Ok. Have fun! See you when you get back. 93 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:50,414 Bye! 94 00:07:14,292 --> 00:07:18,240 Tycoon, miss Cindy will be here at 4:00 later. 95 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:19,660 Dinner at 6:00 96 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:22,033 your mom has even picked out the outfit for you two. 97 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:24,532 I've got nothing to talk to her. 98 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:26,994 Talk to her about the ski-trip when you were child. 99 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,161 She got hurt and you bandaged her. 100 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,867 I really wonder whether you guys made this story up. 101 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:35,365 The incident is somehow different each time. 102 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:37,912 Whatever! When I put down the bell during the dinner time 103 00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:40,533 that's the cue for you to present the necklace to her. 104 00:07:40,542 --> 00:07:41,702 It will keep in my pocket. 105 00:07:41,708 --> 00:07:43,039 Fatso, come here! 106 00:07:44,042 --> 00:07:46,203 Tell me what's the largest diamond in the world? 107 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:48,369 I know-the toy of Farrah fawcatt. 108 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:49,410 Take another guess. 109 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:53,786 The tear of Eddie Murphy. 110 00:07:53,792 --> 00:07:54,656 Say it again? 111 00:07:54,667 --> 00:07:56,373 The tear of Eddie Murphy. 112 00:07:56,417 --> 00:07:57,417 Good! 113 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:01,198 How is it different from this one? 114 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,623 This is it! 115 00:08:12,917 --> 00:08:15,784 Miss Cindy, how are you? 116 00:08:18,458 --> 00:08:20,870 Fatso, do I have to marry her? 117 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:24,284 Only poor men get to choose their wives, tycoon! 118 00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:26,994 Cousin Bo! 119 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:29,907 Cousin Cindy! 120 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:42,034 Have a nice day! 121 00:08:42,042 --> 00:08:43,042 Same to you! 122 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:44,208 This way, please! 123 00:09:14,542 --> 00:09:15,531 Cousin Bo! 124 00:09:15,542 --> 00:09:16,782 I hear you, please go on! 125 00:09:16,917 --> 00:09:18,828 Do you remember what happened during our ski-trip when we were kids? 126 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:20,744 You sprained your ankle. 127 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,866 I dropped something. 128 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:28,958 I remember it's you to nurse my wound! 129 00:09:29,958 --> 00:09:32,165 And when I found out I was going to see you soon 130 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:34,749 I got so excited, I couldn't sleep last night. 131 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:36,535 Am I really that exciting you? 132 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:38,749 Even better than a pep pills? 133 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:42,244 Tycoon! 134 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:48,489 This is for you! 135 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,034 For me? 136 00:09:49,042 --> 00:09:49,906 You know what this is called? 137 00:09:49,917 --> 00:09:50,497 No, I don't know! 138 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:51,455 "Neli diamond"! 139 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:51,992 "Neil diamond"? 140 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:52,614 That's right! 141 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:53,830 I love it! 142 00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:54,663 It's fake! 143 00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:55,663 I don't believe you. 144 00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:56,708 No? 145 00:09:58,083 --> 00:09:59,323 What's this called? 146 00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:00,117 I don't know. 147 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:01,114 Merry-go-round the diamond. 148 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:01,989 Merry-go-round the diamond? 149 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:02,705 Yes! 150 00:10:02,708 --> 00:10:03,948 I love it too. 151 00:10:04,042 --> 00:10:05,077 You love it too, 152 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:07,205 then what's this called? 153 00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:08,744 I know, it's a cork diamond. 154 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:09,330 You got that right! 155 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:11,073 Anything else? Let me see! 156 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:13,620 Yeah... lots more are coming 157 00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:16,457 like this diamond beans. 158 00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:17,493 Cut it out, cousin! 159 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,866 Ruby beans. 160 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Crystals, jades, you name it. 161 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:30,199 Stop it, I gotta cover my face. 162 00:10:32,917 --> 00:10:35,078 I'm sorry, I need to go to the washroom. 163 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:39,155 Oh, you need to freshen up? 164 00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:47,533 Where's the washroom. 165 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:52,616 The twerp, I hate you! I'd put a curse on you. 166 00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:53,990 If not for the money. 167 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,082 I really wish you out of my sight. 168 00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:59,325 You should have died of pneumonia at seven. 169 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,790 I should have kicked you off the slope 170 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,703 instead of playing nurse. 171 00:11:04,625 --> 00:11:07,207 If so, how nice will this world be without you 172 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:11,326 and I'd get to keep all the legacy. 173 00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:20,249 I'm sorry to disappoint you. 174 00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:22,994 Oh, magdalena, my goddess of freedom. 175 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,661 The greatest insult that you cast on me is: 176 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,184 I, lam Bo sun have to marry this woman. 177 00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:27,789 Look at you, the witch! 178 00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:28,531 No! 179 00:11:28,542 --> 00:11:30,203 - Come here, I said come here! - Help! 180 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:32,582 You'd do anything for money, wouldn't you? 181 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,956 You moron, that money is rightfully mine! 182 00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:36,914 I'm the legal beneficiary. 183 00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:38,748 You'd be a nobody without money! 184 00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:43,535 Damn it! Damn! My god! 185 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:46,033 Madam, what's the matter? What's wrong? 186 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:48,866 Tycoon, what have you done to her, you hit her? 187 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,581 It's her smacked me. 188 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,331 Take off your suits. 189 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:57,162 - Faster! - Ok... 190 00:11:57,292 --> 00:11:59,283 Fatso, what would happening if I got no money? 191 00:11:59,292 --> 00:12:02,159 That'll be tragic; No house, no yacht. 192 00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:03,448 No cars, 193 00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:04,976 - no servants besides you. - Take off your suits. 194 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,163 No one to play fencing with, no gorgeous clothes 195 00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:10,783 no fancy food, no Italian shoes. 196 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:12,703 No expensive watches. 197 00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:15,620 Tycoon, you'll have nothing. 198 00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:16,705 I know that! 199 00:12:17,917 --> 00:12:19,157 I've got tycoon's watch. 200 00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:18,657 "Share with me the light of your heart" 201 00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:24,415 "so I too may shine" 202 00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:29,907 "even in bitter coldness, I will walk with you" 203 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:35,494 "kindness and compassion are like radiant sunlight” 204 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:40,915 "my heart is filled with zeal" 205 00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:46,369 "my spirit is elated" 206 00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,581 "I won't ever consider Australia." 207 00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:49,039 - "It's only with warmth..." - You've made a fortune in Canadian real estate. 208 00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:50,157 Don't even think about immigrating if you have no money. 209 00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:52,658 "And loving kindness" 210 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:57,741 "the light of our heart will shine through" - me? 211 00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:02,246 "The stars and the moon seem to shiver in the cold" 212 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,241 what the hell you're standing there? 213 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,490 - "Li want my light to shine through" - Go and serve the people now. 214 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:08,207 - "Li want my light to shine through" - Go and serve the people now. 215 00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:09,156 Me? To serve the people. 216 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:10,202 - Hey, little master! - What do you want? 217 00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:10,947 Make it a double! 218 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:14,826 "Who is willing to stride the path?" 219 00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:17,909 "Who is willing to give it a try?" 220 00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:20,659 East east fast food 221 00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:23,704 - "be my companion” - Serves only specialities. 222 00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:26,450 - "Be my companion” - East east specialities. 223 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,081 "Let's fight the odds..." 224 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,619 Mr.hui has hunt another TV stars again? 225 00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:30,489 Who do you mean? 226 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,601 - "...with the light of our heart" - I've dated so many TV girls lately. 227 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:33,865 You envy me to born rich? 228 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,518 Rich hunter is coming to movie stars soon. 229 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,375 No way! It's because they've more hungrily than me. 230 00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:41,997 I don't mean to shock you. 231 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,865 Honestly, it is a big protect indeed. 232 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,123 Hey! You! Stay! 233 00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,956 You know whose behind it all? 234 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:51,780 The richest man in Hong Kong-lam Bo sun. 235 00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,657 Not only an airport. 236 00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:55,365 He even can built a space depot. 237 00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:56,455 Of course! 238 00:15:05,958 --> 00:15:07,789 You think he looks like Mr. lam? 239 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,786 A little. 240 00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:12,783 So what? 241 00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:14,407 A lot of people in Hong Kong look like me too. 242 00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,533 But are they as rich as I am? 243 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:18,782 True. 244 00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:22,157 Ok, you may go 245 00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:23,828 and get lost. 246 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:29,165 Excuse me, would you like a drink? 247 00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:31,414 It'll do me good. 248 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,413 I beg your pardon. 249 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:40,039 Do I look tense? 250 00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:43,243 No, not really. 251 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:45,406 Thank you! 252 00:15:45,417 --> 00:15:46,417 You are welcome. 253 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:49,698 Go do your job! 254 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,037 My sweetie, when you make your speech, 255 00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:55,909 you can forget everything 256 00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:58,283 but not east east fast food. 257 00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,452 The phone number and the address. 258 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,493 Tell these elite guests that... 259 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,660 Ok, ok, stop nagging! 260 00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:03,749 Otherwise, I swear I'll forget everything. 261 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:06,617 Take it easy, I'll be cheering for you. 262 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,369 They're all my good friends 263 00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:09,657 I promise no one will hiss or boo! 264 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,307 See, there's nothing to be nervous about. 265 00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:12,417 Ok, ok! 266 00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:14,998 Phone number and address. 267 00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,828 Donations, sir? 268 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,500 Thank you! 269 00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:22,411 It's tacky, giving money. 270 00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:24,869 I'm going to give something different. 271 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,680 I'll talk to the organizer about it later. 272 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:28,865 It's only appropriate for mr.Hsu. 273 00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,661 A special guest to give a special gift. 274 00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:48,572 That was fabulous. Thank you! 275 00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:52,826 It is said if there's a will, there's a way. 276 00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:55,745 We want to thank you for your generosity. 277 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:58,287 In particular, we want to thank east east 278 00:16:58,292 --> 00:17:00,248 who has provided us with all free food this evening. 279 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,366 We would like the representative of east east 280 00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:05,867 to say a few words to us, Ms. huang! 281 00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:11,247 Come on, please listen up... 282 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:12,250 All right! 283 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:13,583 Speech now. 284 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:16,458 Ladies & gentlemen. 285 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:26,865 Ladies & gentlemen. 286 00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:30,661 Remember to say east east, my little sister. 287 00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:36,702 On behalf of the organization, I would like to thank 288 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:44,450 these special children hope that 289 00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:47,450 - through their heat-warming performance - Address and phone number. 290 00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,619 Could warm up your hearts. 291 00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:51,661 So that you would give generously 292 00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:54,124 to help these lovely children. 293 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:55,913 East east... 294 00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:59,447 East east fast food. 295 00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:03,205 East east fast food. 296 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,575 Is the first to response to this worthwhile activity 297 00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:08,783 by providing free food and beverage for tonight's event. 298 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:13,699 These unfortunate children are waiting for you to help. 299 00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,539 If we could all donate. 300 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,623 If we could all donate a little. 301 00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,866 Let's make it tonight, if you say yes 302 00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:22,161 I'll get you a gold or a silver watch. 303 00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:24,493 If you would give a little 304 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,661 a rolex? O.K.? 305 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,035 If you would give a little 306 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,374 what do you say if I get you both watches 307 00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:37,405 you'd be helping a lot of people out. Thank you! 308 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,456 Look, I'm giving 309 00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,039 get me one, I've got money. 310 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:02,700 I give too! Get me a cake. 311 00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:11,699 How boring to dump cakes to each other. 312 00:19:14,292 --> 00:19:16,453 If I had known, I wouldn't sponsor such expensive cakes. 313 00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:17,618 I better keep away from them. 314 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:27,455 I gave! I can throw now! 315 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,408 Miss hung, thank you for all you've done tonight. 316 00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:32,327 You bet! 317 00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:34,415 - Call me if anything's up, o.K.? - Bye! 318 00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:35,247 Bye! 319 00:19:35,292 --> 00:19:38,580 Come and help me to throw him in the back. 320 00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:40,539 How dare you are to get drunk on my wine. 321 00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:41,893 You've to pay it back when you wake up! 322 00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:43,282 Brother! 323 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,536 Everything's packed. Let's get going. 324 00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:13,662 Hey... your tray! 325 00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:21,917 Hey... stop... hey! 326 00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:36,623 Hey, you know the rules? 327 00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:39,912 You should get back in whatever you came on. 328 00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:41,872 I came on my own. 329 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,456 Then go back on your own. 330 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:45,536 Cognac? He really drank too much! 331 00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:46,247 I know that! 332 00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:48,707 He'll be sorry when he finds out I'm going to out his pay! 333 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:50,327 You didn't get paid? 334 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,333 Beg pardon? 335 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:52,747 Please sign here. 336 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,082 Sis, this guy looks like a scam 337 00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:56,789 make sure he's not getting paid twice. 338 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:57,705 Sign here? 339 00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:59,118 I'm telling you. 340 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,036 Don't get fresh with me, I'm hung east 341 00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:02,642 an old bird is not be caught with chaff! 342 00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:06,367 Sign here? 343 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:07,375 Yes! 344 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:09,742 Two hundred fifty dollars. 345 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:10,750 Give it to me. 346 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:15,994 The $250 does not include transportation fee. 347 00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:17,948 I'm giving you a lift back to the city 348 00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:19,934 you know how much it'll cost you if you go by cab. 349 00:21:19,958 --> 00:21:20,788 Brother! 350 00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:23,864 Don't say it. You've got to go by logic 351 00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:25,615 nothing can be done without rules and regulations. 352 00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:29,038 You didn't go by the rules, I had to bartend... 353 00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:30,882 But I didn't ask you to get soaked on my wine. 354 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,243 Don't you throw up in my Van! 355 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,410 He's going to puke. 356 00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:35,458 Keep an eye on him! 357 00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:39,536 Let go... 358 00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,661 Let go, or else I'll hit you! 359 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:42,364 I said let me go! 360 00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:44,036 See my fist... 361 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,740 What's matter? 362 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,160 Here you are, dummy! 363 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,706 Bye, everybody! 364 00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:57,498 Bye! 365 00:21:58,167 --> 00:22:00,624 Good bye! 366 00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:08,625 Good bye! 367 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:26,871 Hey man, are you sure that you're waving for a cab. 368 00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:29,082 I thought that you did it just for fun. 369 00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:30,998 Where do you want? 370 00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:38,447 Well, I can't go nowhere if you say nothing. 371 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:42,280 Different folks have different destinations in mind. 372 00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:44,499 An American will say when he gets in my car 373 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,332 Hong Kong hotel, thank you! 374 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,823 A Japanese will say 375 00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:51,370 "Hong Kong hotel, good-ta-side". 376 00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:53,866 A taiwanese or a mainland Chinese will say 377 00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:57,618 "comrade, Hong Kong hotel please". 378 00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:01,540 I work hard, I also have my destination. 379 00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:03,448 That is: I wish having customers in my cab all the time. 380 00:23:03,458 --> 00:23:05,540 So, I'll be the cab owner soon once I've paid off the installments. 381 00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:07,248 Then I drive one shift and let it for hire. 382 00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:08,535 That's my goal, my destination. 383 00:23:08,542 --> 00:23:11,249 How about you? 384 00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:13,366 You surely must know where you want to go? 385 00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:15,413 East east! 386 00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:19,786 East, east, I've never heard about it. 387 00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:49,623 Good morning! 388 00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:50,833 Good morning! 389 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,447 "East east opens up bright and early." 390 00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:57,950 "Just for you! We do our best!" 391 00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:01,576 "Delicious food, and cheerful services." 392 00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:03,915 "East east awaits you!" 393 00:24:03,917 --> 00:24:05,327 East east awaits me! 394 00:24:05,708 --> 00:24:07,073 Good morning, good morning! 395 00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:08,664 Get to work! 396 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,286 Good morning, neighbours, please come in! 397 00:24:11,292 --> 00:24:13,032 Good morning students, do come in! 398 00:24:13,792 --> 00:24:15,999 Are you all stoned and being hypnotized? 399 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,160 Or it's Memorial Day to-day? 400 00:24:17,167 --> 00:24:18,782 Or doing a requiem. 401 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:21,158 You're all bastards, spoiled my song. 402 00:24:21,167 --> 00:24:23,032 Monsters indeed! You all break my rules. 403 00:24:23,167 --> 00:24:25,203 One two, one two three. 404 00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:27,449 "I'm working hard for my goal" 405 00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:29,574 "I'll keep it on, never give up" 406 00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:33,451 "together, we can make our dreams into reality." 407 00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,743 Time to work! 408 00:24:37,958 --> 00:24:38,822 Good morning! 409 00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:39,833 Good morning! 410 00:24:40,708 --> 00:24:42,388 Breakfast will be served 10 minutes later. 411 00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:44,515 "Janitor wanted, accommodation provided." 412 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:45,789 I'm here for a job. 413 00:24:47,625 --> 00:24:49,240 You have to see my brother about that. 414 00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:50,080 He's in there? 415 00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:50,913 Yes! 416 00:24:50,917 --> 00:24:51,917 Thanks! 417 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:55,788 Wow, that's strong, I feels great. 418 00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:58,573 Doctor, you set the right voltage for me this time. 419 00:24:58,583 --> 00:24:59,823 It's great! 420 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,323 Let's talk business. 421 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,453 Hiring you is no problem! As for wage-$2500 per month. 422 00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:04,822 Wow, that's good. 423 00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:06,949 Room and board included! 424 00:25:06,958 --> 00:25:07,788 O.k.! 425 00:25:07,792 --> 00:25:10,829 But you must give me 3 months notice if you want to quit. 426 00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:11,322 It's a deal. 427 00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:13,039 I feel so good to-day. 428 00:25:13,042 --> 00:25:14,452 Doctor, you're wonderful! 429 00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:17,746 Do you have an I.D. Card with you? 430 00:25:25,208 --> 00:25:26,618 Wow, I feel great. 431 00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:28,035 Never mind, doctor, reduce the voltage first. 432 00:25:28,042 --> 00:25:31,114 If you don't have one, fine, but you only get$1500. 433 00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:32,331 You think it over! 434 00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:35,124 O.k. By the way when can you start to work. 435 00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:36,035 Right now. 436 00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:40,577 Good! Hard-working chap indeed. 437 00:25:41,042 --> 00:25:43,158 Come on... that was good! Let's go! 438 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,283 Mr.hung, you need to rest a while. 439 00:25:45,292 --> 00:25:46,623 You are not fully recovered yet. 440 00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:47,893 Otherwise you arm will twitch on. 441 00:25:47,917 --> 00:25:49,999 It's not a complicated job, being a bus boy. 442 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,286 You just do whatever needs to be done. 443 00:25:52,292 --> 00:25:56,080 But there are certain basic rules you must follow: 444 00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:57,914 Wipe the floor when it's dirty. 445 00:25:57,917 --> 00:25:59,908 Clean the windows when they get smudge. 446 00:25:59,917 --> 00:26:03,409 Clean up the table as soon as the customers leave! 447 00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:05,078 I don't want it! I don't want it! 448 00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:07,910 Washrooms must be cleaned 3 times a day. 449 00:26:07,917 --> 00:26:11,080 Use savilon to make them smell fresher. 450 00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:12,823 Thanks! 451 00:26:12,958 --> 00:26:14,448 I never ever said anything behind your back. 452 00:26:14,458 --> 00:26:15,914 I swear, if I ever did, I'd get smack! 453 00:26:15,917 --> 00:26:17,578 Keep it clean. 454 00:26:22,208 --> 00:26:24,199 It was your fault! Stop crying! 455 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:25,914 It'll spend you only $20 for the train ticket 456 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,157 few hundred dollars for clinic. 457 00:26:27,458 --> 00:26:28,447 Go to China for abortion now. 458 00:26:28,458 --> 00:26:33,031 Tasty tasty very tasty, clean clean very clean. 459 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:36,739 And one more thing in our basic rules. 460 00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:39,082 Everybody should understand thoroughly about it. 461 00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:41,665 And pay special attention to its meaning. 462 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:42,372 Thank you so much! 463 00:26:42,375 --> 00:26:43,364 If any section requires your help... 464 00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:44,114 You're great! 465 00:26:44,125 --> 00:26:44,659 Thank you! 466 00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:45,452 If any section... 467 00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:46,458 Thank you! 468 00:26:46,667 --> 00:26:49,283 If any section requires your assistance. 469 00:26:49,292 --> 00:26:50,852 You must give them your utmost support. 470 00:26:58,042 --> 00:26:59,802 Take a look at our ultimate, perfect set up! 471 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:01,208 Good! 472 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,663 We're an efficiently run company. 473 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:08,909 We've got the sanitary system, best kitchen facilities. 474 00:27:08,917 --> 00:27:11,784 That is why we always make the freshest 475 00:27:11,792 --> 00:27:14,124 the most excellent food produce in our. 476 00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:17,456 Little master! 477 00:27:19,750 --> 00:27:20,614 Little master! 478 00:27:20,625 --> 00:27:23,116 I've told you a hundred times to change the fuse 479 00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:24,990 but do you listen to me? 480 00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:27,536 How dare you are snapping at me? 481 00:27:27,542 --> 00:27:29,533 Get out of my way! 482 00:27:30,167 --> 00:27:31,623 Listen, chips, 483 00:27:31,708 --> 00:27:34,450 if it wasn't for the fact we were relatives... 484 00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:35,447 A "distant" relative. 485 00:27:35,458 --> 00:27:36,573 Right, I wouldn't provide you with a loving home. 486 00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:38,574 Look, just because you know how to fix few gadgets 487 00:27:38,583 --> 00:27:39,447 doesn't mean you can... 488 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:40,618 Get fresh with you? 489 00:27:40,708 --> 00:27:42,664 Brother... I've got good news! 490 00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:44,032 I'm going to kill you! You twerp! 491 00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:46,114 Last night at the charity function 492 00:27:46,125 --> 00:27:48,957 someone donated a necklace worth $2 million. 493 00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:49,958 It must be mr.Hsu. 494 00:27:51,167 --> 00:27:54,739 No wonder he was saying about giving a special gift. 495 00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:55,580 How do you know it was him? 496 00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:58,746 Your brother mingles with the rich and famous. I know their kind. 497 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:00,661 People like Mr. hsu rich and tall. 498 00:28:00,667 --> 00:28:02,828 Tall and skinny but he's humble. 499 00:28:02,833 --> 00:28:03,697 Brother, the door goes the other way! 500 00:28:03,708 --> 00:28:06,074 So, I know, it gotta be him! 501 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:07,823 Hi, I'm Bo. 502 00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:08,538 I'm "eastbound"! 503 00:28:08,542 --> 00:28:09,542 I'm new around here. 504 00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:10,989 I'm "northbound"! 505 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,160 Oh, bound in all directions! 506 00:28:12,167 --> 00:28:13,202 What are you? 507 00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:14,948 A bus boy, and you? 508 00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:16,706 Same thing! 509 00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:19,199 I won't be too long, kid! 510 00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:30,160 Are you blind? 511 00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:32,364 I'm sorry! 512 00:28:32,375 --> 00:28:32,989 W atch it! 513 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000 I'm sorry... 514 00:28:35,792 --> 00:28:36,792 So sorry... 515 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:56,865 I'm sorry... 516 00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:57,875 Never mind. 517 00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:22,997 It's her, isn't it? 518 00:29:23,167 --> 00:29:24,373 Go away! 519 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:32,660 Sir! 520 00:29:32,667 --> 00:29:33,667 Impersonating me? 521 00:29:34,708 --> 00:29:35,708 Teasing me? 522 00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:36,955 No, I wasn't! 523 00:29:36,958 --> 00:29:37,958 Making fun of me? 524 00:29:39,292 --> 00:29:39,997 If you own an organization 525 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,867 as well established as east east. 526 00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:44,786 You may at anytime 527 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,833 do what you like, but now, back to work. 528 00:29:49,417 --> 00:29:50,452 Yes, sir! 529 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:53,036 "Li am working hard everyday" 530 00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:54,873 "I'll keep it on, never give up" 531 00:29:54,875 --> 00:29:58,197 "together we can make our dreams into reality” 532 00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:03,114 one more time. 533 00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:06,913 "Let's hand in hand." 534 00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:10,242 No problem... hand in hand. 535 00:30:21,542 --> 00:30:22,742 I'm cleaning up the trash can. 536 00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:34,455 I'm going out. 537 00:30:40,708 --> 00:30:42,824 I'm ah Bo, a new janitor here. 538 00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:44,375 Thanks! 539 00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:45,667 You're welcome. 540 00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:49,744 You know, you were really nervous that night! 541 00:30:50,542 --> 00:30:51,372 Yeah, I know. 542 00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:53,286 Anyways, I didn't expect you... 543 00:30:53,292 --> 00:30:54,873 You'd stuff his face. 544 00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:56,365 I didn't expect so. 545 00:30:56,375 --> 00:30:58,366 I did say that I didn't think you would... 546 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:06,500 I have to go. 547 00:31:08,417 --> 00:31:09,417 Hey... 548 00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:14,910 The 50 bucks. 549 00:31:14,917 --> 00:31:15,917 Forget it! 550 00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:16,997 No, that's not right! 551 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,160 It's ok really. 552 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:19,657 It was your money. 553 00:31:19,792 --> 00:31:24,866 Take it! Just don't let my brother knows. 554 00:31:27,833 --> 00:31:28,833 Thank you! 555 00:31:32,417 --> 00:31:36,365 Never knew what dreams I wanted 556 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,993 couldn't ever rid myself from my strife 557 00:31:42,750 --> 00:31:43,865 [t's not that cold, 558 00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:48,164 - "I try hard to hide my despair.” - I don't need an extra blanket. 559 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:49,911 I can eat whatever I want here. 560 00:31:49,917 --> 00:31:53,705 - I hear again, deriding jeers. - I'm saving my money, not spending it! 561 00:31:53,958 --> 00:31:57,530 Don't worry, I know how to get the snack from them 562 00:31:57,542 --> 00:32:00,158 while lingering on the street, a sense of loneliness got over me. 563 00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:02,078 Come on give me a break. 564 00:32:02,917 --> 00:32:05,624 - "I search for broken memories." - I brush my teeth, each night. 565 00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:08,790 Let me speak to your mom, hi, I'm his colleague. 566 00:32:08,792 --> 00:32:10,828 Don't worry about him, we'll take good care of him for you. 567 00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:13,101 But like withering grass, they fade with the wind - bye! 568 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:15,457 She's my girl, not my mom! 569 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,035 She made you headache. 570 00:32:18,042 --> 00:32:19,953 Attack it, beat it! 571 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,536 Let's arm, dummy! 572 00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:26,040 Kill it, hurry up! 573 00:32:26,792 --> 00:32:31,081 Kill him! 574 00:32:31,292 --> 00:32:34,079 What are you guys doing? What's that? 575 00:32:42,875 --> 00:32:47,198 Wow! 576 00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:48,118 Attention, everyone! 577 00:32:48,125 --> 00:32:49,615 Wow! 578 00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:50,702 What? 579 00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:54,458 Wow! 580 00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:57,036 Hello! 581 00:32:59,417 --> 00:33:01,783 That's no big deal 582 00:33:01,792 --> 00:33:03,407 but I've an announcement to make! 583 00:33:03,875 --> 00:33:07,948 Now, listen, I just received a large order. 584 00:33:07,958 --> 00:33:11,871 Tonight... stop it! We've to get ready... 585 00:33:12,583 --> 00:33:13,914 Stop poking my back! 586 00:33:14,542 --> 00:33:18,080 We have to work whole night long. 587 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:19,823 That's great! 588 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,539 Are you kidding? 589 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:22,830 Nobody is exceptional. 590 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:26,204 O.k. Let's work together, that includes you! 591 00:33:26,208 --> 00:33:27,208 Me? 592 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:27,909 Right? 593 00:33:27,917 --> 00:33:29,202 Right? 594 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:31,073 Oh well, what the heck. Come on guys. 595 00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:32,083 All right! 596 00:33:33,125 --> 00:33:36,913 We can't get through without the wine, comrade, take it. 597 00:33:36,917 --> 00:33:37,917 Good! 598 00:33:41,708 --> 00:33:43,949 Since the wind of democracy is blowing everywhere 599 00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:45,289 I'll be Democratic about it. 600 00:33:45,292 --> 00:33:47,203 No more scouring faces after the cheers. 601 00:33:47,208 --> 00:33:48,539 No one is getting any sleep here. 602 00:33:48,542 --> 00:33:49,827 Cheers! 603 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:55,500 That's impossible! 604 00:33:57,208 --> 00:34:00,245 That's a great act, but a lame excuse. 605 00:34:00,833 --> 00:34:02,433 There's nothing strong about this stuff! 606 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,206 Is this real? 607 00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:09,660 This is real! 608 00:34:15,417 --> 00:34:16,623 Let's wrap the wonton first. 609 00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:26,458 What are you doing? 610 00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:29,493 Making wonton dough. 611 00:34:30,083 --> 00:34:31,664 We've got this. 612 00:36:34,083 --> 00:36:36,745 The wine really kill me. Oh my god, look at the time! 613 00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:40,618 6 A.M.?! I can't believe it. Wake up! 614 00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:45,080 Get up, you under-aged drunkard. 615 00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:46,956 Get away from me. 616 00:36:48,042 --> 00:36:53,162 Stop pushing! 617 00:36:53,375 --> 00:36:54,034 You're such a trouble-maker. 618 00:36:54,042 --> 00:36:54,906 Wow, look at all the stuffs. 619 00:36:54,917 --> 00:36:58,409 My god, tell me it is not a dream. 620 00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:01,197 Wow, it smells good! 621 00:37:01,208 --> 00:37:02,208 This is real. 622 00:37:02,458 --> 00:37:03,573 This cake is delicious! 623 00:37:04,333 --> 00:37:05,664 Who did it? 624 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,322 Thank you god! This is delicious! 625 00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:11,790 Good morning! "Tell me this is well done" 626 00:37:11,792 --> 00:37:13,999 "yes! This is well done". 627 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,537 "How can two of you can make it that good." 628 00:37:16,542 --> 00:37:18,874 "Why don't you shut up.” 629 00:37:19,083 --> 00:37:22,701 Get on to the front seat and keep an eye on the food. 630 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:23,413 Make sure that you don't drop them. 631 00:37:23,417 --> 00:37:25,457 You can drop your head, but not my food, understand? 632 00:37:27,208 --> 00:37:31,952 Chips gets to the back of the Van! Come on squeeze in. 633 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:32,663 I can't! 634 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:35,079 Of course you can, come on squeeze in. 635 00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:36,493 It won't work. 636 00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:37,706 Could you be a little bit more cooperative? 637 00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:38,823 Cooperation doesn't help around here. 638 00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:41,700 Bear with it for just a moment, o.K.? Squeeze in now. 639 00:37:41,708 --> 00:37:44,074 See, problem's solved. 640 00:37:44,083 --> 00:37:46,119 Haven't you ever heard of 641 00:37:46,125 --> 00:37:47,285 being squeezed and squashed? 642 00:37:52,542 --> 00:37:53,998 Keep an eye on them. 643 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,082 You know your post, why you're here for. 644 00:37:57,583 --> 00:38:01,656 And this one... just a small one. 645 00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:06,241 Bon voyage! Watch out the food! 646 00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:10,037 Aren't you guys lucky? No squeeze and squash! Taxi! 647 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,286 Boy, I'm being squeezed and squashed? 648 00:38:22,042 --> 00:38:23,042 Are you o.K.? 649 00:38:23,375 --> 00:38:26,082 I'm fine. It's comfortable here. 650 00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:27,289 Is this your first job? 651 00:38:27,292 --> 00:38:28,292 Yes! 652 00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:30,032 Did you ever go to school? 653 00:38:30,042 --> 00:38:33,114 Yes, I was at Cambridge. 654 00:38:33,583 --> 00:38:36,290 But there were foggy, they were afraid I might have rheumatism. 655 00:38:36,292 --> 00:38:38,248 So I went to Harvard in states. 656 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:41,868 After a while, I got bored with the place. 657 00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:45,617 So I went to yule. That's all. 658 00:38:45,833 --> 00:38:47,824 Aren't you stretching it a bit too far? 659 00:38:48,792 --> 00:38:49,792 What did you just say? 660 00:38:51,458 --> 00:38:52,573 Why are we stopping here? 661 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:55,494 This is it! It's just two streets down. 662 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:56,952 Really? 663 00:38:57,667 --> 00:39:01,034 Wow, what a skyscraper! 664 00:39:01,667 --> 00:39:02,998 Get out! 665 00:39:04,792 --> 00:39:09,832 Lam Bo sun enterprise building! Lam Bo sun! 666 00:39:10,625 --> 00:39:13,367 Everybody out! Are you daydreaming to be the entrepreneur. 667 00:39:13,375 --> 00:39:14,785 All of you, get out now! 668 00:39:15,125 --> 00:39:17,241 Sis, park the Van, and meet us there. 669 00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:18,410 Come on, be quick! 670 00:39:22,083 --> 00:39:23,243 Come on, hurry up! 671 00:39:23,292 --> 00:39:24,976 Eat's reputation is in jeopardy because of you all morons. 672 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,240 You guys really drive me crazy. 673 00:39:26,458 --> 00:39:27,163 Welcome! 674 00:39:27,167 --> 00:39:28,167 Thank you! 675 00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:29,493 Welcome! 676 00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:30,535 What's all about? 677 00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:31,201 Welcome... 678 00:39:31,208 --> 00:39:32,448 Thank you... 679 00:39:36,042 --> 00:39:37,407 See how popular east east is. 680 00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:39,328 They all give us a standing ovation. 681 00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:50,494 He is a bus boy today. 682 00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:57,741 Good morning everybody, action. 683 00:39:59,125 --> 00:40:01,332 Spread the word-he's a bus boy today! 684 00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:03,415 Come on, quickly. 685 00:40:03,417 --> 00:40:05,658 Listen! Remember? 686 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,956 Are they discussing industrial espionage? 687 00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:17,619 They want to buy Hong Kong bank? 688 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,455 What did they say? 689 00:40:20,458 --> 00:40:22,323 Lisa mannelli is going to marry Ronald Regan! 690 00:40:23,292 --> 00:40:24,202 What's the scoop? 691 00:40:24,208 --> 00:40:25,744 There are 4 tanks up in the terrace. 692 00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:27,035 That's incredible! 693 00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:28,407 What were they talking about? 694 00:40:28,417 --> 00:40:31,033 Eddie Murphy is the son of Sammy Davies Jr. 695 00:40:33,125 --> 00:40:35,707 What are they mumbling about? 696 00:40:35,708 --> 00:40:39,155 The governor is going to "distribute" mangoes today. Take this! 697 00:40:41,667 --> 00:40:42,702 "Distribute mangoes"? 698 00:40:43,583 --> 00:40:46,996 Please try our delicious snack. 699 00:40:49,250 --> 00:40:51,491 Help yourself please! 700 00:40:51,667 --> 00:40:52,497 Thank you... 701 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:54,616 Why does everybody grab his food? Does mine stink? 702 00:40:55,292 --> 00:40:56,292 Help yourself please! 703 00:40:56,833 --> 00:41:00,655 Do you know what his job is at my shop? 704 00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:03,243 He is a bus boy. 705 00:41:03,542 --> 00:41:05,373 Yeah, he's just a bus boy. 706 00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:07,161 And I am the manager and... 707 00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:09,410 - Mr.lam... - Me? 708 00:41:09,417 --> 00:41:11,408 Yes... 709 00:41:12,417 --> 00:41:13,122 What's up? 710 00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:14,786 Mr.lam, can I take a picture with you? 711 00:41:14,792 --> 00:41:15,747 Sure! 712 00:41:15,792 --> 00:41:16,827 Come on quick! 713 00:41:18,917 --> 00:41:19,952 My turn... 714 00:41:20,458 --> 00:41:22,574 They even want his pictures? 715 00:41:22,875 --> 00:41:26,288 Can I have mine taken too? Wait! 716 00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:40,323 Squat down a little! 717 00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:43,788 Let's switch... I want to be in the front. 718 00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:47,949 Thank you for your patronage. 719 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:50,707 Thanks for your hard work. 720 00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:53,489 That's too much! 721 00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,240 Just keep them as tips. 722 00:41:55,417 --> 00:41:56,998 Big companies don't write off cheques. 723 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,206 Thank you very much! 724 00:41:58,208 --> 00:41:59,994 Cheques! I love you! 725 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,035 Boss, buy us lunch. 726 00:42:01,042 --> 00:42:02,157 No way, pig! 727 00:42:02,167 --> 00:42:03,202 Well, o.K. Buy us dinner then! 728 00:42:03,208 --> 00:42:04,664 That's wishful thinking. No way! 729 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,288 Oh, Mr. hsu! 730 00:42:09,208 --> 00:42:10,744 You are here early! 731 00:42:11,583 --> 00:42:13,023 My sister's business is my business! 732 00:42:13,458 --> 00:42:16,040 Sister, come over here... 733 00:42:16,042 --> 00:42:17,077 Get your work done, dawn you! Mr.Hsu! 734 00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:18,448 Mr.hsul! 735 00:42:21,167 --> 00:42:22,167 Get in. 736 00:42:22,333 --> 00:42:23,448 Have fun! 737 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,250 Take care! 738 00:42:28,125 --> 00:42:29,490 Goodbye! 739 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:30,330 O.k. 740 00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:31,664 Goodbye... 741 00:42:31,708 --> 00:42:34,905 Come here... everybody... look at this! 742 00:42:34,917 --> 00:42:36,578 He doesn't own just one expensive car! 743 00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:38,539 He owns a fleet of them. 744 00:42:39,042 --> 00:42:40,748 Everyone can own one expensive car 745 00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:42,741 but owning a fleet-that's prestige! 746 00:42:42,750 --> 00:42:44,661 You can never be like him. 747 00:42:44,667 --> 00:42:46,328 But you can at least pull the distance closer. 748 00:42:46,333 --> 00:42:48,745 Oh! 749 00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:50,786 I'm not finished yet 750 00:42:50,792 --> 00:42:52,328 I tell you all to work hard. 751 00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:54,619 You're the worse, useless, get to work! 752 00:42:58,667 --> 00:43:04,708 Never knew what dreams I wanted 753 00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:07,241 anyways, get dress up! 754 00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:08,786 Don't lose my face. 755 00:43:08,792 --> 00:43:10,748 7 P.M. at east east entrance. 756 00:43:11,167 --> 00:43:14,079 What? Can't make it? Get a cab! I'll pay for it. 757 00:43:14,083 --> 00:43:15,198 That's all. 758 00:43:15,958 --> 00:43:18,745 Mr.hung says to wipe the floor when it's dirty. 759 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:20,706 Clean the table as soon as the customers leave. 760 00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:23,700 Scrub now, scrub fast, no more trash! 761 00:43:25,292 --> 00:43:33,292 Scrub smudges from window... Get savlon... good! 762 00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:43,865 Ms yuk doesn't come here every night. 763 00:43:43,875 --> 00:43:46,241 Standing here like a rock never works. 764 00:43:46,250 --> 00:43:49,162 Be bold and get her. 765 00:43:49,708 --> 00:43:51,323 What a kid! 766 00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:52,743 Listen to chips. 767 00:43:52,750 --> 00:43:56,038 I've 2 tickets here. You date her tomorrow night. 768 00:43:56,042 --> 00:43:57,452 Take her to our singing contest. 769 00:43:57,458 --> 00:44:00,655 There's nothing to be afraid of! I'll back you up all the way. 770 00:44:00,667 --> 00:44:01,947 Give them to me. These are mine. 771 00:44:04,083 --> 00:44:06,369 What am I going to say to my girl tomorrow? 772 00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:08,741 Come on you guys, give them back! 773 00:44:08,750 --> 00:44:10,581 Chips, you're our manager! 774 00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:12,118 Give them back! 775 00:44:12,667 --> 00:44:14,123 You don't need tickets! 776 00:44:14,833 --> 00:44:16,118 That's right! 777 00:44:16,125 --> 00:44:17,240 Moron! Turn off the light! 778 00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:23,366 The boss! Get into the bed! 779 00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:24,114 What happened? 780 00:44:24,250 --> 00:44:25,990 Turn off the light! 781 00:45:06,333 --> 00:45:08,574 Why you didn't take off the cloth into bed? 782 00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:11,948 Don't take it off! 783 00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:11,244 Ah yuk, thanks! 784 00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:28,708 Fatso, what are you doing here? 785 00:46:29,083 --> 00:46:31,165 I'm very happy here. 786 00:46:31,167 --> 00:46:33,158 They're all very nice to me. 787 00:46:33,167 --> 00:46:35,283 I can't work if you hang around here all the time. 788 00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:37,456 I got some home-made soup for you. 789 00:46:37,708 --> 00:46:39,164 There are soups here. 790 00:46:39,167 --> 00:46:40,577 That's just flavoured water. 791 00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:42,665 This is the real thing. 792 00:46:43,792 --> 00:46:46,829 I can't talk to you now. I've to work, get going! 793 00:46:52,042 --> 00:46:54,283 I'm sorry, this should be my job! 794 00:46:54,292 --> 00:46:54,781 It's o.K. 795 00:46:54,792 --> 00:46:55,792 Here, let me do it. 796 00:46:56,083 --> 00:46:58,745 There's lot more work to do with them away. 797 00:46:59,167 --> 00:47:01,533 Let's go to their show tonight? 798 00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:03,535 O.k.! 799 00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:05,699 Miss, could you come over here? 800 00:47:05,875 --> 00:47:08,332 - I'll go. - No. I'll go. 801 00:47:11,167 --> 00:47:11,952 May I help you? 802 00:47:11,958 --> 00:47:13,323 What's the special today? 803 00:47:14,167 --> 00:47:14,781 Wonton. 804 00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:15,618 Wonton? 805 00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:16,159 Yes. 806 00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:17,618 Would you like to try some? 807 00:47:17,625 --> 00:47:19,185 Have you had a steady boyfriend before? 808 00:47:19,250 --> 00:47:21,866 Have you ever planned to have baby after you've married? 809 00:47:21,875 --> 00:47:25,823 You shouldn't work once you have baby! 810 00:47:25,833 --> 00:47:28,199 When's your birthday? What's your sign? 811 00:47:28,208 --> 00:47:29,539 What do you mean? 812 00:47:29,542 --> 00:47:30,748 I don't mean anything. 813 00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:33,617 If you don't mean anything, then don't say anything! 814 00:47:33,708 --> 00:47:35,869 Let's go and pay your bill! 815 00:47:39,833 --> 00:47:41,414 I'll ask her these things myself, o.K.? 816 00:47:41,417 --> 00:47:43,417 I want to make sure she's a suitable wife for you. 817 00:47:43,917 --> 00:47:45,077 Thank you for coming. 818 00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:48,537 I'm sorry... 819 00:47:55,458 --> 00:47:58,416 I've got tickets for tonight's singing contest 820 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,707 would you like to go? 821 00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:04,333 Sure! 822 00:48:11,458 --> 00:48:14,450 This room is reserved for vip like me only. 823 00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:15,163 Oh, really? 824 00:48:15,167 --> 00:48:17,909 Money can do wonders! 825 00:48:17,917 --> 00:48:19,828 For sure. 826 00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:23,023 You've never dreamt of setting foot in these places, have you? 827 00:48:23,625 --> 00:48:24,580 No, I hate dreaming. 828 00:48:24,583 --> 00:48:26,915 That's true! One should never daydream! 829 00:48:26,917 --> 00:48:30,159 One only gets depressed when one compares. 830 00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:34,991 I haven't been to a disco like this for a long time. 831 00:48:35,458 --> 00:48:37,824 If you like it, I'll take you here more often. 832 00:48:38,125 --> 00:48:40,537 I tell you the truth-before my wife died. 833 00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:42,908 We partied almost every night. 834 00:48:43,542 --> 00:48:46,204 You can do it now if you marry again. 835 00:48:46,208 --> 00:48:48,449 I was right in calling you a heartless twit. 836 00:48:48,458 --> 00:48:50,790 Even when I go out once for a while. 837 00:48:50,792 --> 00:48:53,955 My heart still aches for her. 838 00:48:54,917 --> 00:48:56,157 I was feeling fine just now. 839 00:48:56,167 --> 00:48:57,703 My heart aches again. 840 00:48:59,083 --> 00:49:01,165 That lamma was absolutely right. 841 00:49:01,167 --> 00:49:02,167 What? 842 00:49:04,458 --> 00:49:05,698 Since I'm in a good mood tonight. 843 00:49:05,708 --> 00:49:07,414 I'll tell you a secret. 844 00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:09,536 If you are in love with a woman. 845 00:49:09,542 --> 00:49:12,739 Burn 3 incense sticks at 9 P.M. winter festival. 846 00:49:13,042 --> 00:49:14,703 You're too young for this! 847 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,412 Look at her face to face, and kiss her 848 00:49:17,417 --> 00:49:18,998 and she'll be yours forever 849 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:19,705 never never to part. 850 00:49:19,708 --> 00:49:20,618 I did it, it worked. 851 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:22,991 And I'm still in love with her. 852 00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:27,035 That's great! 853 00:49:28,917 --> 00:49:30,077 That's great! 854 00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:52,699 "Never knew what dreams I wanted" 855 00:49:53,708 --> 00:49:57,826 "couldn't ever rid myself from my strife" 856 00:50:00,542 --> 00:50:05,616 "I try hard to hide my despair” 857 00:50:06,792 --> 00:50:08,908 they look so cool! 858 00:50:08,958 --> 00:50:12,280 Don't yell! Everybody can see your "wired jaws" 859 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,911 I can't help it! 860 00:50:15,375 --> 00:50:17,741 You shouldn't have come looking like this! 861 00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:24,450 I've got stigmatism, I need braces for my bud teeth 862 00:50:25,417 --> 00:50:30,161 I haven't seen you for a week, and I missed you! 863 00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:33,789 Stop pouting! 864 00:50:35,792 --> 00:50:39,740 I said stop pouting 865 00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:41,832 stop it or I'll leave 866 00:50:42,833 --> 00:50:45,324 I'm losing face because of you. 867 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:48,663 I'll leave if you make one more sound! 868 00:50:50,292 --> 00:50:54,160 Hi, you! 869 00:50:56,083 --> 00:50:59,621 Where are you going? I was only joking! 870 00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:01,581 I'm going to the washroom! 871 00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:04,325 You should have told me that. That way! 872 00:51:06,542 --> 00:51:08,498 These 4 monkeys are really fantastic. 873 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,537 I think they'll have a chance. 874 00:51:12,542 --> 00:51:13,893 As I always say. "Success comes with hard work" 875 00:51:13,917 --> 00:51:16,408 they'll sure have a chance. 876 00:51:16,417 --> 00:51:17,657 If 1 talk to the judges and say "hello" 877 00:51:17,667 --> 00:51:19,123 what's the point of gang in by the backdoor. 878 00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:22,367 You know nothing but clean the floor, bus boy! 879 00:51:23,167 --> 00:51:24,657 I'll be back soon. 880 00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:28,041 Mr.hsu is right! But they're really good. 881 00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:29,948 Now is the time! 882 00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:40,500 Cheers? 883 00:51:41,792 --> 00:51:42,531 Sure! 884 00:51:42,542 --> 00:51:46,660 What if you get drink? Let's drink with him the wine barrel! 885 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:48,500 Bottoms up! 886 00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:53,538 Come on, quick, give it to me. 887 00:52:56,708 --> 00:52:59,074 Come on, quick! 888 00:53:02,542 --> 00:53:03,156 What's going on? 889 00:53:03,167 --> 00:53:04,077 Goodbye... 890 00:53:04,083 --> 00:53:05,323 Come here! 891 00:53:06,625 --> 00:53:10,163 Let's go for a midnight snack, champs! I'll pay. 892 00:53:10,167 --> 00:53:11,452 Get in! Get in! 893 00:53:16,167 --> 00:53:17,167 Look! 894 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:19,500 Look! 895 00:53:19,792 --> 00:53:21,032 - Get him! - My sister! 896 00:53:21,667 --> 00:53:23,373 What else do you have? Take them out! 897 00:53:24,042 --> 00:53:25,042 Let's go! 898 00:53:25,125 --> 00:53:27,582 Help! Police! 899 00:53:28,042 --> 00:53:29,782 Go get him! You guys go on ahead. 900 00:53:30,042 --> 00:53:31,248 This is a law abiding country! 901 00:53:32,458 --> 00:53:33,664 You beat my girl. 902 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,456 What's this? 903 00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:39,743 It's mace! 904 00:53:44,292 --> 00:53:46,908 Oh, no, where's my glasses and braces? 905 00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:51,240 You look so pretty to me. 906 00:54:02,917 --> 00:54:05,124 You beat my girl, I'll kill you. 907 00:54:07,667 --> 00:54:08,952 Fatso, tell me what to do? 908 00:54:08,958 --> 00:54:10,323 Take this antenna. 909 00:54:11,417 --> 00:54:14,614 Ah yuk, here I come. 910 00:54:34,792 --> 00:54:35,872 Brother! 911 00:54:43,875 --> 00:54:46,867 I hate having my head poked! 912 00:54:48,375 --> 00:54:49,615 I didn't fire the gun. 913 00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:51,953 I didn't get hurt! 914 00:54:53,792 --> 00:54:55,077 Hurry, go get him. 915 00:54:57,917 --> 00:55:00,784 I've been on your case for a long time. 916 00:55:00,792 --> 00:55:01,792 Get down! 917 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:03,948 I'm switching to the immigration dept. Next month. 918 00:55:03,958 --> 00:55:05,289 Are you o.K.? 919 00:55:06,042 --> 00:55:07,578 I'm fire! Please drop your gun! 920 00:55:07,583 --> 00:55:08,618 It's loaded! 921 00:55:08,625 --> 00:55:09,614 Drop the gun! 922 00:55:09,625 --> 00:55:10,239 Stop! 923 00:55:10,250 --> 00:55:11,250 Help is on the way! 924 00:55:11,708 --> 00:55:13,664 Stop it! Stop it! 925 00:55:16,125 --> 00:55:19,913 You guys are in trouble, he is c.1.D. 926 00:55:19,917 --> 00:55:21,202 What? C.1.D.! 927 00:55:21,583 --> 00:55:23,244 C.1.d. This my warrant! 928 00:55:24,875 --> 00:55:27,992 Are you o.K., big fella? Who hit him? 929 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,285 It wasn't me. 930 00:55:30,042 --> 00:55:32,374 Call headquarters for an ambulance. 931 00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:37,411 Doctor, be sure to take good care of Mr. hsu! 932 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:38,247 O.k.! 933 00:55:38,250 --> 00:55:40,081 Were you hurt? 934 00:55:40,125 --> 00:55:41,456 I'm fine! 935 00:55:42,417 --> 00:55:44,954 Take good care of this one as well! Doctor. 936 00:55:44,958 --> 00:55:46,914 He's a hero! One against many! 937 00:55:46,917 --> 00:55:48,032 You were so brave! 938 00:55:48,042 --> 00:55:49,953 You certainly deserve this treatment! 939 00:55:49,958 --> 00:55:50,822 Thanks, Mr. hung! 940 00:55:50,833 --> 00:55:51,833 That's all right! 941 00:55:52,875 --> 00:55:53,875 You're ready! 942 00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:57,491 Wow, this voltage is really strong. 943 00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:58,615 It sets for three of you. 944 00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:00,035 I seel 945 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:01,990 let him try it! 946 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,366 He probably never tried this before! 947 00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:05,910 I've tried it before. 948 00:56:05,917 --> 00:56:07,908 It's a new trend up in China. 949 00:56:09,625 --> 00:56:11,035 How long have you been here? 950 00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:12,448 About a month! 951 00:56:12,875 --> 00:56:16,038 A country bumpkin, trying to get a taste of swan's meat. 952 00:56:16,125 --> 00:56:17,615 You have no status, not even h.K.L.D. Card 953 00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:20,065 and you try to compete with someone who has Canadian passport. 954 00:56:22,542 --> 00:56:23,406 I feel great today! 955 00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:25,244 The future looks bright for my sister yuk? 956 00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:29,075 If she marries Mr. hsu, she'll become a Canadian citizen. 957 00:56:30,042 --> 00:56:31,452 After she becomes Canadian, she can put my application. 958 00:56:31,458 --> 00:56:33,058 Then I'll become a Canadian citizen too! 959 00:56:33,417 --> 00:56:34,998 Who cares if I can't get a British passport 960 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,240 or if Hong Kong sinks? 961 00:56:38,167 --> 00:56:41,034 Have you discussed this with the party involved? 962 00:56:41,167 --> 00:56:42,577 I'm the party involved! 963 00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:44,510 Doesn't your swan sister have a say in this? 964 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,536 0.k., one last voltage! 965 00:57:02,208 --> 00:57:05,996 East, west, south, north bound, sign here. 966 00:57:06,458 --> 00:57:08,289 Sign your name. 967 00:57:09,250 --> 00:57:10,330 Rocky ma! 968 00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:11,333 Yes! 969 00:57:14,208 --> 00:57:14,867 Lam Bo Bo! 970 00:57:14,875 --> 00:57:15,875 Yes. 971 00:57:17,333 --> 00:57:18,333 Thanks! 972 00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:27,615 Thank you! 973 00:57:34,542 --> 00:57:35,542 Me? 974 00:57:38,292 --> 00:57:39,452 Are you free tomorrow night? 975 00:57:39,750 --> 00:57:40,865 What's up? 976 00:57:40,875 --> 00:57:42,160 How about dinner together? 977 00:57:43,083 --> 00:57:46,041 Dinner with me? Where? 978 00:57:46,042 --> 00:57:46,906 My place. 979 00:57:46,917 --> 00:57:48,623 Your place?! Alright, what time? 980 00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:50,250 At seven! 981 00:57:53,833 --> 00:57:56,495 0.k., great! 982 00:58:03,667 --> 00:58:04,827 Tycoon! 983 00:58:07,042 --> 00:58:08,953 Fatso, what are you doing here again? 984 00:58:08,958 --> 00:58:12,280 They'll be back soon! You can't be here anymore! 985 00:58:12,292 --> 00:58:13,748 You must go home! 986 00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:15,741 Look, I just got paid. 987 00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:16,792 Really?! 988 00:58:17,375 --> 00:58:20,287 Is it true that only ordinary people get to choose their wives? 989 00:58:20,292 --> 00:58:21,292 Yes! 990 00:58:22,042 --> 00:58:25,284 She asked me over for dinner tonight. 991 00:58:25,542 --> 00:58:26,122 Really?! 992 00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:27,125 Really! 993 00:58:28,417 --> 00:58:31,329 And stop following me around! 994 00:58:31,917 --> 00:58:33,407 Ah kwai, take him home! 995 00:58:33,417 --> 00:58:34,156 Yes sir! 996 00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:36,536 Tycoon! You shouldn't go empty handed to night! 997 00:58:36,542 --> 00:58:37,531 I know! 998 00:58:37,542 --> 00:58:38,622 Make sure he doesn't get into trouble! 999 00:58:38,625 --> 00:58:39,625 Yes sir! 1000 00:59:07,208 --> 00:59:07,913 Coming! 1001 00:59:07,917 --> 00:59:08,917 Coming! 1002 00:59:09,167 --> 00:59:11,158 I'm gonna buy lychee, buy lychee! 1003 00:59:12,125 --> 00:59:13,456 Are you expecting someone? 1004 00:59:13,958 --> 00:59:15,494 Bo is coming over for dinner. 1005 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:16,865 We got to thank him for saving our lives. 1006 00:59:16,875 --> 00:59:17,875 What's the big deal? 1007 00:59:18,708 --> 00:59:22,496 For you, miss hung! 1008 00:59:25,167 --> 00:59:27,158 Aren't you a bit too old? 1009 00:59:27,167 --> 00:59:29,158 Sis... how can you say that? 1010 00:59:29,167 --> 00:59:30,657 You're not a bit old! 1011 00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:32,783 On behalf of my sister, I thank you. 1012 00:59:33,042 --> 00:59:34,031 Don't you have manners? 1013 00:59:34,042 --> 00:59:35,042 People bear you gift. 1014 00:59:36,292 --> 00:59:37,372 This must cost a fortune! 1015 00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:42,617 - What a surprise, Mr. hsu! - Oh. It's you. 1016 00:59:42,625 --> 00:59:45,583 Welcome to my small house. 1017 00:59:45,792 --> 00:59:47,407 Now, you rich people certainly have style 1018 00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:52,616 your expensive gift arrived even before you did! 1019 00:59:53,292 --> 00:59:55,408 You shouldn't have spent so much on the gift! 1020 00:59:55,417 --> 00:59:56,657 It's nothing! 1021 00:59:59,083 --> 01:00:01,074 Make yourself at home, my sister is in the kitchen. 1022 01:00:01,083 --> 01:00:03,540 I'll pour you a nice cup of tea- from rocky mountain. 1023 01:00:03,833 --> 01:00:05,073 I'll get it? 1024 01:00:08,708 --> 01:00:09,743 Take a seat! 1025 01:00:10,333 --> 01:00:10,913 Mr.hung! 1026 01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:11,622 You don't get embarrassed, do you? 1027 01:00:11,625 --> 01:00:13,536 Barging in here like you own this place? 1028 01:00:13,750 --> 01:00:14,910 There's stuff to do in the kitchen. 1029 01:00:14,917 --> 01:00:16,327 Come and help me. 1030 01:00:16,333 --> 01:00:18,870 You're most suited for the job 1031 01:00:19,292 --> 01:00:20,748 brother! He's my guest! 1032 01:00:20,750 --> 01:00:22,081 I'll take care of him! 1033 01:00:22,083 --> 01:00:24,244 Come on, get to work now! 1034 01:00:24,250 --> 01:00:25,285 Clean the vegetables and the pork first. 1035 01:00:25,292 --> 01:00:26,077 Brother, he is our guest! 1036 01:00:26,083 --> 01:00:29,905 That's our guest-Mr. hsu, here come my sister. 1037 01:00:29,917 --> 01:00:31,123 Don't just stand there! 1038 01:00:31,208 --> 01:00:32,744 Go in the kitchen. 1039 01:00:33,917 --> 01:00:36,659 Yuk, we've known each other for 5 years 1040 01:00:36,667 --> 01:00:38,658 and you prepared to marry me? 1041 01:00:39,333 --> 01:00:41,540 This is the climax! Don't you dare to bother them. 1042 01:00:41,542 --> 01:00:43,032 Go, chop the ginger up! 1043 01:00:43,917 --> 01:00:45,498 I'm not prepared! 1044 01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:46,740 I know you're not. 1045 01:00:46,750 --> 01:00:48,230 That's why I want to talk to you now. 1046 01:00:48,417 --> 01:00:50,783 My mother doesn't like you working at a fast food place 1047 01:00:50,792 --> 01:00:52,123 since you have to associate with all kind of people. 1048 01:00:52,125 --> 01:00:53,990 If you must work, work at a classy restaurant. 1049 01:00:54,792 --> 01:00:55,702 You know. 1050 01:00:55,708 --> 01:00:58,905 She wants her daughter-in-law 1051 01:00:58,917 --> 01:01:00,828 to be presentable and respectable! 1052 01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:02,164 Let's get engaged first. 1053 01:01:02,167 --> 01:01:05,079 Then I'll have a good reason to buy you a classy restaurant. 1054 01:01:05,833 --> 01:01:08,870 Mr.hsu, we don't know each other well enough. 1055 01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:12,248 Bo, let's go out for dinner. 1056 01:01:14,083 --> 01:01:16,119 There must be some misunderstanding, wait a minute. 1057 01:01:16,125 --> 01:01:17,160 Sister, sister. 1058 01:01:17,167 --> 01:01:18,247 Stop bugging me! 1059 01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:21,287 You've got enough food to much on until mid-night. 1060 01:01:22,208 --> 01:01:23,208 Oh, good grief! 1061 01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:24,250 Goodbye! 1062 01:01:24,875 --> 01:01:26,285 Goodbye! 1063 01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:41,411 Can we finish all these food? 1064 01:01:43,833 --> 01:01:44,833 Where's my umbrella? 1065 01:01:46,375 --> 01:01:47,785 Oh, no, it's pouring outside! 1066 01:01:47,792 --> 01:01:49,077 Somebody stole it, damn! 1067 01:01:55,125 --> 01:01:56,125 Let's go! 1068 01:01:57,667 --> 01:01:58,667 Are you ready? 1069 01:01:59,958 --> 01:02:02,324 1, 2,1, 2, 3. 1070 01:02:14,500 --> 01:02:15,364 Let's eat! 1071 01:02:15,375 --> 01:02:16,239 What would you like? 1072 01:02:16,375 --> 01:02:17,080 Corn on the cob! 1073 01:02:17,083 --> 01:02:18,083 O.k. 1074 01:02:28,208 --> 01:02:29,648 The world is such a beautiful place. 1075 01:02:30,292 --> 01:02:32,999 The air smells so fresh in this season. 1076 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:35,536 The air is fresher in the countryside. 1077 01:02:36,333 --> 01:02:37,823 You're from the countryside? 1078 01:02:37,833 --> 01:02:39,118 I've lived there... 1079 01:02:40,042 --> 01:02:41,642 I guess I'd like to live in countryside. 1080 01:02:44,542 --> 01:02:48,455 Look at the ocean liners! That one is Bo cheung. 1081 01:02:48,458 --> 01:02:52,280 Bo wah at the left, Bo kwong in the middle. 1082 01:02:52,292 --> 01:02:55,125 That's "Bo San", and there's "Bo Bo" 1083 01:02:55,958 --> 01:02:57,448 you can see so far off? 1084 01:02:57,458 --> 01:03:01,827 I don't see really but they're all in my mind. 1085 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,367 I wish to cruise around the world in one of them. 1086 01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:08,036 Why do you work at east east? 1087 01:03:08,042 --> 01:03:09,578 It's not your dreams at all. 1088 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:14,947 People adjust to environments, I think. 1089 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:18,617 I can see that you enjoy your work indeed 1090 01:03:19,417 --> 01:03:23,080 even though you don't get paid much. 1091 01:03:23,292 --> 01:03:25,533 Money is not the point here. 1092 01:03:25,542 --> 01:03:27,533 The most important thing is that 1093 01:03:27,542 --> 01:03:29,874 there are things to learn in each trade. 1094 01:03:30,458 --> 01:03:33,325 There are mountains, there are seas... 1095 01:03:33,333 --> 01:03:35,574 What have you learnt at east east? 1096 01:03:36,333 --> 01:03:37,914 You don't mind if I'm being frank? 1097 01:03:38,667 --> 01:03:40,908 For example, your brother maybe shrewd. 1098 01:03:40,917 --> 01:03:42,532 But he built up his own business. 1099 01:03:42,792 --> 01:03:44,578 Little master maybe young 1100 01:03:44,583 --> 01:03:46,039 he's earning his own living. 1101 01:03:46,042 --> 01:03:50,411 And those 4 chaps, they may have to work hard. 1102 01:03:50,417 --> 01:03:53,955 But they still hold on to their dreams! I learn a lot from them. 1103 01:03:55,625 --> 01:04:00,244 And you, you could have married for money 1104 01:04:00,250 --> 01:04:01,956 but you didn't! 1105 01:04:03,083 --> 01:04:08,032 And... I've also learnt that wonton dough has ready-made. 1106 01:04:08,250 --> 01:04:09,160 Is that enough? 1107 01:04:09,167 --> 01:04:10,327 Yeah! That's enough. 1108 01:04:13,458 --> 01:04:14,743 Wow, such a strong wind. 1109 01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:20,324 Oh, no... not this! 1110 01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:23,411 I'm getting mad! 1111 01:04:23,583 --> 01:04:26,905 Oh no, my umbrella... 1112 01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:40,207 Can't you give us a break? Man! 1113 01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:45,740 Oh, it stopped! 1114 01:05:14,833 --> 01:05:16,164 Here they are! 1115 01:05:17,167 --> 01:05:19,032 That wasn't a very good dinner. 1116 01:05:19,042 --> 01:05:21,784 I can make a nice dinner for you at the dorm. 1117 01:05:21,792 --> 01:05:23,828 Tomorrow is holiday, are you free? 1118 01:05:24,167 --> 01:05:25,202 Really? 1119 01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:26,573 I'm quite a good chef! 1120 01:05:27,042 --> 01:05:28,782 0.k.! Bye! 1121 01:05:32,333 --> 01:05:33,333 Ah yuk! 1122 01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:36,410 Yes? 1123 01:05:39,625 --> 01:05:40,705 See you tomorrow night! 1124 01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:43,702 Don't let my brother know about it! 1125 01:05:43,958 --> 01:05:45,869 Good-night! 1126 01:05:56,458 --> 01:05:59,040 East east's dorm tomorrow night. 1127 01:06:00,292 --> 01:06:02,078 A nice dinner, aye? 1128 01:06:06,417 --> 01:06:07,497 What are you staring at? 1129 01:06:11,625 --> 01:06:14,913 "Chinese winter festival, shop closed." 1130 01:06:20,458 --> 01:06:21,458 Come here quick! 1131 01:06:21,958 --> 01:06:24,119 Why are you so secretive? 1132 01:06:25,417 --> 01:06:26,827 It's my birthday today. 1133 01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:28,740 Your birthday was at easter. 1134 01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:30,456 I sent you a tie. 1135 01:06:30,458 --> 01:06:31,868 How come it's your birthday again? 1136 01:06:33,125 --> 01:06:34,476 It is my birthday of the lunar calendar! 1137 01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:36,582 Is it so? What is your birthday wish? 1138 01:06:36,583 --> 01:06:37,948 I want a kiss! 1139 01:06:37,958 --> 01:06:38,697 O.k. 1140 01:06:38,958 --> 01:06:39,958 Hey, wait! 1141 01:06:41,125 --> 01:06:42,125 What's the matter? 1142 01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:44,873 Let's get something to eat! 1143 01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:45,875 O.k. 1144 01:06:47,917 --> 01:06:48,747 What's this? 1145 01:06:48,750 --> 01:06:50,115 Candles! 1146 01:06:51,167 --> 01:06:52,782 I've key, let me open the door. 1147 01:06:53,208 --> 01:06:56,280 Oh no! No guests are permitted here! You must hide! 1148 01:06:57,125 --> 01:07:00,367 Hey, where you go? This way, dummy! 1149 01:07:03,417 --> 01:07:05,157 Where is everybody? 1150 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,582 Maybe they all went home for winter festival. 1151 01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:13,580 I'll get the chairs. 1152 01:07:19,417 --> 01:07:20,782 Aren't you going home? 1153 01:07:20,792 --> 01:07:23,909 Yes. I have to go home someday. 1154 01:07:24,292 --> 01:07:27,580 I mean I live too far away. 1155 01:07:27,583 --> 01:07:28,914 It's near by the sea. 1156 01:07:30,083 --> 01:07:32,074 My folks are pretty stubborn. 1157 01:07:32,792 --> 01:07:34,999 They never wanted me to leave them. 1158 01:07:36,417 --> 01:07:38,123 They didn't like my moving to the city. 1159 01:07:39,083 --> 01:07:40,803 Maybe I'll take you home one of these days! 1160 01:07:41,417 --> 01:07:45,956 Get your parents to visit east east when you've time. 1161 01:07:46,375 --> 01:07:48,161 They'll be in shock! 1162 01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:49,615 Have some wine! 1163 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,115 I have a request! 1164 01:08:10,542 --> 01:08:11,542 What? 1165 01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:14,832 Close your eyes. 1166 01:08:20,583 --> 01:08:21,823 Close my eyes? 1167 01:08:21,833 --> 01:08:24,165 Yes, please! 1168 01:08:26,792 --> 01:08:27,792 O.k. 1169 01:08:30,667 --> 01:08:31,827 No peeking! 1170 01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:52,875 Sister yuk, my dear, where're you? 1171 01:08:53,750 --> 01:08:54,580 Brother! 1172 01:08:54,583 --> 01:08:55,572 You scared me! Scatter-brain! 1173 01:08:55,583 --> 01:08:56,948 Today is the winter festival. 1174 01:08:56,958 --> 01:08:59,165 It's almost 9, we should go home for dinner. 1175 01:08:59,167 --> 01:09:00,452 I don't want you to hang around here, o.K.? 1176 01:09:00,458 --> 01:09:02,414 O.k.! I'll go right now! 1177 01:09:02,417 --> 01:09:03,417 Good! 1178 01:09:07,333 --> 01:09:08,333 Yuk! 1179 01:09:09,083 --> 01:09:10,083 Cousin Bo! 1180 01:09:11,250 --> 01:09:14,572 I'm sorry that I got mad at you. 1181 01:09:15,083 --> 01:09:18,075 Please accept my apology. 1182 01:09:19,042 --> 01:09:24,162 Wine glasses? How appropriate! 1183 01:09:24,833 --> 01:09:28,155 Shall we drink and make up? 1184 01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:44,118 What's so funny? 1185 01:09:46,875 --> 01:09:47,534 Your girlfriend? 1186 01:09:47,542 --> 01:09:48,372 No! 1187 01:09:48,375 --> 01:09:51,287 You're still in trouble, hide her quick. 1188 01:09:51,375 --> 01:09:53,536 Let's stay calm! 1189 01:09:53,792 --> 01:09:54,792 Bo! 1190 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,000 Hurry up! 1191 01:10:10,542 --> 01:10:12,999 My dear sister! 1192 01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:15,410 In here! 1193 01:10:16,083 --> 01:10:17,948 Where did she go? 1194 01:10:18,583 --> 01:10:19,572 Where can she be? 1195 01:10:19,583 --> 01:10:20,789 Open up! 1196 01:10:37,292 --> 01:10:41,991 3 incenses burning on winter festival in this hour. 1197 01:10:42,958 --> 01:10:45,825 I'm going to stay and see what goes on. 1198 01:10:48,083 --> 01:10:49,083 Who's that? 1199 01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:52,993 It's heavy! 1200 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,000 Here, let me help you! 1201 01:11:09,125 --> 01:11:10,365 How can it move automatically. 1202 01:11:11,667 --> 01:11:13,658 The police! The police! 1203 01:11:13,667 --> 01:11:14,326 Take it easy! Calm down! 1204 01:11:14,333 --> 01:11:16,745 Police comes for revenge, let's hide under the table. 1205 01:11:16,750 --> 01:11:17,750 Come on! 1206 01:11:27,875 --> 01:11:28,785 Go hide! 1207 01:11:28,792 --> 01:11:29,406 Why should I hide? 1208 01:11:29,417 --> 01:11:32,784 You're illegal worker with no l.D.Card, get down. 1209 01:11:32,875 --> 01:11:33,875 What's this? 1210 01:11:34,125 --> 01:11:35,865 We're playing roll over. 1211 01:11:39,417 --> 01:11:39,951 Hi, sir! 1212 01:11:39,958 --> 01:11:43,746 I'm from the immigration office! This is my warrant! 1213 01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:47,116 We suspect there are illegal aliens. 1214 01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:49,493 They'll never get away! 1215 01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:52,615 We have no illegal aliens here! 1216 01:11:52,625 --> 01:11:53,705 Since you have a search warrant. 1217 01:11:53,708 --> 01:11:55,369 I'll be co-operative. 1218 01:11:55,417 --> 01:11:58,454 Search carefully! What about underneath the table. 1219 01:11:58,458 --> 01:12:00,323 It hides at least 20-30 people somehow. 1220 01:12:02,250 --> 01:12:03,250 Immigration officer! 1221 01:12:03,583 --> 01:12:06,290 Am I that easy to listen your words 1222 01:12:08,250 --> 01:12:11,082 something seems fishy over where you are! 1223 01:12:11,083 --> 01:12:13,870 I'm going to start there first! 1224 01:12:32,083 --> 01:12:33,083 Nothing! 1225 01:12:38,167 --> 01:12:39,657 Is this some kind or joke?! 1226 01:12:39,667 --> 01:12:40,497 Well... I thought. 1227 01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:41,500 What've you thought? 1228 01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:50,243 Nothing! Troubling tax payer like me is no big deal 1229 01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:52,351 but wasting government's money by hiring you is a shame. 1230 01:12:52,375 --> 01:12:53,375 Goodbye! 1231 01:13:01,167 --> 01:13:03,032 This is ridiculous! Let's go! 1232 01:13:04,667 --> 01:13:07,909 Make sure you search thoroughly! There's no point in coming back, officer. 1233 01:13:07,917 --> 01:13:10,499 This really strange! 1234 01:13:12,750 --> 01:13:15,582 How strange! They were under the table all this time and didn't get caught! 1235 01:13:15,583 --> 01:13:18,040 That's strange! 1236 01:13:20,333 --> 01:13:21,994 The worse is over! 1237 01:13:25,917 --> 01:13:27,157 Come out! 1238 01:13:30,542 --> 01:13:33,033 Where did you all come from? 1239 01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:34,452 Is this a funfare? 1240 01:13:34,458 --> 01:13:36,665 What're you doing here? What're you doing here? 1241 01:13:38,208 --> 01:13:40,540 I better get myself a good spot! 1242 01:13:40,792 --> 01:13:43,408 What's this? Why did you hit me? 1243 01:13:43,792 --> 01:13:44,952 Come on, I was here first. 1244 01:13:44,958 --> 01:13:46,664 Brother, you don't have to be here 1245 01:13:46,917 --> 01:13:48,077 oh, yes, I don't have to hide. 1246 01:13:48,083 --> 01:13:49,289 O.k. I'll get the door! 1247 01:13:49,292 --> 01:13:50,292 That's good 1248 01:13:56,125 --> 01:13:57,285 Who's it this time? Immigration officer again! 1249 01:13:57,292 --> 01:13:59,954 I just want to use your washroom, can 1? 1250 01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:00,958 This way please! 1251 01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:02,535 Boy, I've to go now. 1252 01:14:13,625 --> 01:14:14,284 Hey! 1253 01:14:14,292 --> 01:14:14,906 What? 1254 01:14:14,917 --> 01:14:15,917 All right! 1255 01:14:34,792 --> 01:14:37,124 Help! A rat! Help! 1256 01:14:42,833 --> 01:14:45,449 Oh, that's a fake moustache. 1257 01:14:45,917 --> 01:14:47,282 Why are you here? 1258 01:14:47,292 --> 01:14:48,828 Why are you here? 1259 01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:52,162 Why are you here? 1260 01:14:54,458 --> 01:14:56,039 Why is there so many people here? 1261 01:14:56,042 --> 01:14:58,954 That's him-the illegal alien! 1262 01:14:59,708 --> 01:15:01,118 Ask him for his ll.D. Card! 1263 01:15:01,125 --> 01:15:04,788 What ll.D. Card? Bullshit! 1264 01:15:16,625 --> 01:15:18,490 Winter festival, 9:00 P.M. I've to kiss her. 1265 01:15:23,958 --> 01:15:25,243 Wow, something did happen! 1266 01:15:27,708 --> 01:15:28,948 That lamma was sure right! 1267 01:15:32,167 --> 01:15:34,579 Wait a minute! What are you guys doing here? 1268 01:15:35,542 --> 01:15:37,703 Don't you lay a hand on her! I'll kill you! 1269 01:15:38,292 --> 01:15:39,407 Don't you dare! 1270 01:15:47,042 --> 01:15:48,042 Cousin Bo! 1271 01:15:57,750 --> 01:15:58,865 You push me? 1272 01:16:02,708 --> 01:16:04,601 Stop pulling me back! I want to see what's happening! 1273 01:16:04,625 --> 01:16:05,740 Stop! 1274 01:16:15,792 --> 01:16:16,792 That's wonderful! 1275 01:16:26,917 --> 01:16:28,748 I don't think we've been introduced? 1276 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,160 I'm Cindy! 1277 01:16:31,917 --> 01:16:33,498 I'm Jimmy! 1278 01:16:57,667 --> 01:17:00,033 Why, yes, of course! 1279 01:17:00,458 --> 01:17:01,458 Thank you 1280 01:17:01,917 --> 01:17:02,917 thank you! 1281 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:06,207 Everything seems to get better after I changed my image! 1282 01:17:07,792 --> 01:17:09,157 East east is remarkable 1283 01:17:09,167 --> 01:17:11,032 never so remarkable. 1284 01:17:11,125 --> 01:17:12,706 This is the best lyrics ever! 1285 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,082 Dear lovers, sorry we're closed today. 1286 01:17:15,083 --> 01:17:15,947 I'm sorry please come back tomorrow. 1287 01:17:15,958 --> 01:17:16,697 Are you serious? 1288 01:17:16,708 --> 01:17:17,708 I'm sorry! 1289 01:17:18,042 --> 01:17:19,578 Why are we closed today? Boss? 1290 01:17:19,583 --> 01:17:20,868 Boss, is that mean we should under arms now? 1291 01:17:20,875 --> 01:17:21,864 Be calm! 1292 01:17:21,875 --> 01:17:23,365 Somebody pays us $200,000 for a party here. 1293 01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:24,740 Come on... 1294 01:17:24,750 --> 01:17:26,081 I'm sorry, we're closed for the day. 1295 01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:28,449 We're here to decorate for tonight's banquet. 1296 01:17:28,667 --> 01:17:31,534 Hey, man... how lucky. 1297 01:17:31,542 --> 01:17:33,749 Who's your distinguished boss? 1298 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:34,830 I don't know! 1299 01:17:36,625 --> 01:17:38,286 Where's the toilet? 1300 01:17:42,583 --> 01:17:45,620 Who's paying for the banquet? 1301 01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:49,492 All I can say is that he's a big shot. 1302 01:17:50,167 --> 01:17:52,829 He doesn't like ordinary people to know about him. 1303 01:17:52,833 --> 01:17:56,075 Right, back to work. 1304 01:17:57,333 --> 01:17:59,449 We were gone for less than a month. 1305 01:17:59,458 --> 01:18:01,119 See what have you done to tycoon! 1306 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:04,082 Fatso, you've gone too far! 1307 01:18:05,167 --> 01:18:05,826 Tie him up! 1308 01:18:05,833 --> 01:18:07,164 Yes, madam! 1309 01:18:18,917 --> 01:18:20,123 Wow, that's neat. 1310 01:18:20,125 --> 01:18:24,539 Come, take a look at this! 1311 01:18:26,292 --> 01:18:28,157 You monkeys, this is ridiculous! 1312 01:18:28,750 --> 01:18:29,580 What's happening? 1313 01:18:29,583 --> 01:18:32,074 What's happening? Get to work! 1314 01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:34,375 I'm sorry! 1315 01:18:35,125 --> 01:18:36,365 What's happening? 1316 01:18:38,625 --> 01:18:39,740 Oh, Jaguar! 1317 01:18:39,750 --> 01:18:41,115 Wait... 1318 01:18:41,458 --> 01:18:43,619 Wow, a rolls Royce. 1319 01:18:45,250 --> 01:18:48,538 Wow, so many vip, welcome! 1320 01:18:49,167 --> 01:18:52,489 Welcome... please... welcome 1321 01:18:57,333 --> 01:18:59,745 here they come... what should I do now? 1322 01:19:01,375 --> 01:19:03,832 Why did you pick this place take a party? 1323 01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:07,075 How do I know? I go back to work... 1324 01:19:08,417 --> 01:19:09,156 Thank you! 1325 01:19:09,417 --> 01:19:10,577 That's right! 1326 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:14,322 Please have some food! 1327 01:19:14,417 --> 01:19:15,417 Mr.lam! 1328 01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:17,157 Director lam! 1329 01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:18,785 Tycoon! 1330 01:19:22,833 --> 01:19:24,118 Madams! 1331 01:19:44,542 --> 01:19:47,033 I've got my work to do... I'm not finished yet. 1332 01:19:50,458 --> 01:19:53,245 We'd like to make an announcement- 1333 01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:55,036 my granddaughter Cindy chan. 1334 01:19:55,042 --> 01:19:58,284 My grandson lam Bo sun are getting engaged tonight. 1335 01:19:58,750 --> 01:19:59,956 Barrister cheung? Your turn! 1336 01:19:59,958 --> 01:20:00,958 Yes, madam! 1337 01:20:01,667 --> 01:20:04,739 Miss Cindy chan! 1338 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:14,958 Mr.lam Bo sun! 1339 01:20:39,083 --> 01:20:41,369 Grand-ma! Grand-aunt! 1340 01:20:45,583 --> 01:20:49,747 In order not to waste any more time. 1341 01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:53,447 The ceremony now begins. 1342 01:20:53,542 --> 01:20:54,327 Objection! 1343 01:20:54,333 --> 01:20:55,243 Sustained! 1344 01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:57,241 Objection overruled. 1345 01:20:58,708 --> 01:21:00,664 This place is neither a courthouse nor our house 1346 01:21:00,667 --> 01:21:02,157 I've got nothing to do with this engagement! 1347 01:21:02,167 --> 01:21:04,032 I've got everything to do with it! 1348 01:21:04,042 --> 01:21:07,455 I'll get all the inheritance if you don't want to marry me! 1349 01:21:08,167 --> 01:21:10,624 Tycoon! According to the wishes of the two madames. 1350 01:21:10,625 --> 01:21:13,367 Whoever forfeits the marriage 1351 01:21:13,375 --> 01:21:16,037 will lose their inheritance to other party. 1352 01:21:16,042 --> 01:21:17,873 That's good idea. 1353 01:21:19,667 --> 01:21:21,999 Since you can put in an order in this shop 1354 01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:24,957 I also can put in an order about my life here. 1355 01:21:27,292 --> 01:21:30,284 It's true that I'm getting engaged 1356 01:21:30,583 --> 01:21:35,657 but it's not to her, it's yuk! 1357 01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:36,739 Yuk? 1358 01:21:37,042 --> 01:21:37,997 Yuk? 1359 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,786 Is she here? 1360 01:21:40,708 --> 01:21:42,164 That's yuk! 1361 01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:44,240 That's her-hung leung yuk! 1362 01:21:44,292 --> 01:21:48,615 My sister! Did you say my sister! 1363 01:21:48,875 --> 01:21:50,536 Wow, that's just great! 1364 01:21:59,042 --> 01:22:00,703 Sister, your luck comes... 1365 01:22:01,792 --> 01:22:02,792 Yuk 1366 01:22:05,083 --> 01:22:06,948 miss hung... 1367 01:22:08,417 --> 01:22:12,535 Tycoon, go after her, quick! 1368 01:22:12,542 --> 01:22:13,907 You can have all the money! 1369 01:22:13,917 --> 01:22:14,406 That's great! 1370 01:22:14,417 --> 01:22:15,122 Ah yuk! 1371 01:22:15,125 --> 01:22:16,125 Come on! 1372 01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:17,535 Fatso, what happened to you? 1373 01:22:17,542 --> 01:22:18,577 Go after her, quick! 1374 01:22:18,708 --> 01:22:19,572 Ah yuk! 1375 01:22:19,708 --> 01:22:21,664 Ah yuk, wait for me! 1376 01:22:22,917 --> 01:22:24,657 Come on, go after them! 1377 01:22:26,792 --> 01:22:27,747 My-granny-in-law! 1378 01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:28,364 Let's go! 1379 01:22:28,375 --> 01:22:29,865 In-laws, be careful... but be quick... 1380 01:22:29,875 --> 01:22:30,955 Carefully but quickly. 1381 01:22:30,958 --> 01:22:32,289 They're over there... 1382 01:22:32,292 --> 01:22:33,452 Quick! 1383 01:22:36,458 --> 01:22:38,414 Come on, get down! 1384 01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:43,406 Hurry! 1385 01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:44,417 Hurry... 1386 01:22:44,542 --> 01:22:46,828 I'm not rushing you, take your time, but hurry up! 1387 01:22:47,292 --> 01:22:48,292 Let's go! 1388 01:22:48,583 --> 01:22:49,743 Come on... 1389 01:22:50,667 --> 01:22:53,158 We'll catch up with them. 1390 01:22:53,167 --> 01:22:54,452 Where's the car? 1391 01:22:54,458 --> 01:22:57,120 Wait a minute, my in-laws haven't got in! 1392 01:23:04,958 --> 01:23:08,871 Quick! 1393 01:23:09,875 --> 01:23:10,830 Park the Van please! 1394 01:23:10,833 --> 01:23:12,915 I need to talk to you. 1395 01:23:21,458 --> 01:23:22,823 You are a wreckless driver! 1396 01:23:22,833 --> 01:23:23,697 My dear granny-in-law! 1397 01:23:23,792 --> 01:23:26,204 When I first met Bo, I knew he was special! 1398 01:23:26,333 --> 01:23:29,530 And he love my sister, so she was special too! 1399 01:23:29,708 --> 01:23:33,246 I knew that when he first got in my cab! 1400 01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:35,832 But he still doesn't know where he wants to go. 1401 01:23:36,208 --> 01:23:39,280 You know him? Mr.Lam? The tycoon? 1402 01:23:39,292 --> 01:23:40,532 I've driven him before. 1403 01:23:40,542 --> 01:23:41,622 Wow, you drive like mad. 1404 01:23:41,625 --> 01:23:43,707 I'm young, I can take it. 1405 01:23:43,708 --> 01:23:46,370 But watch out my granny at the back. 1406 01:23:46,583 --> 01:23:48,665 My granny, are you all right? 1407 01:23:48,792 --> 01:23:50,123 It's fun... speed up please! 1408 01:23:50,125 --> 01:23:52,161 - They said to speed up... - No problem! 1409 01:23:52,167 --> 01:23:53,373 By the way, what's your name? 1410 01:23:53,375 --> 01:23:54,660 Call me "stink" 1411 01:23:54,667 --> 01:23:56,703 Mr. stink, come on, drive faster! 1412 01:23:56,708 --> 01:23:59,040 Faster! We won't be able to catch up! 1413 01:23:59,125 --> 01:24:01,116 Faster... faster! 1414 01:24:02,167 --> 01:24:04,203 Help me, little master! 1415 01:24:04,208 --> 01:24:05,323 Please tell her 1416 01:24:05,333 --> 01:24:08,075 I knew I'd be penniless when I left my house! 1417 01:24:08,125 --> 01:24:08,989 What did he say? 1418 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,643 I'm not quite sure but something about "money". 1419 01:24:10,667 --> 01:24:13,329 He said he had lots of money! 1420 01:24:13,958 --> 01:24:15,914 It has nothing to do with me! 1421 01:24:15,917 --> 01:24:16,531 What did she say? 1422 01:24:16,542 --> 01:24:17,643 She said something about "degree" 1423 01:24:17,667 --> 01:24:20,454 oh, she said you'd to get a degree first. 1424 01:24:20,458 --> 01:24:25,282 A degree? I've my phd few years ago. 1425 01:24:25,333 --> 01:24:26,118 What did he say? 1426 01:24:26,125 --> 01:24:27,410 He said, he... "Cheese". 1427 01:24:27,417 --> 01:24:30,409 Oh, he likes "cheese" in the morning. 1428 01:24:32,375 --> 01:24:34,457 Faster! Faster! 1429 01:24:41,458 --> 01:24:42,368 Rotten scoundrel! 1430 01:24:42,375 --> 01:24:44,115 Am I glad my sister didn't marry him! 1431 01:24:46,708 --> 01:24:47,618 Pervert! 1432 01:24:47,708 --> 01:24:48,367 Your relative? 1433 01:24:48,375 --> 01:24:49,581 I don't know such bastard. 1434 01:24:50,083 --> 01:24:55,157 [T's not that I didn't want him, he didn't want me! 1435 01:24:57,042 --> 01:24:58,282 It stopped! 1436 01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:02,742 Good! Yuk, you finally stopped, listen to me please! 1437 01:25:04,250 --> 01:25:06,866 Ah yuk! 1438 01:25:06,875 --> 01:25:08,365 Brother Bo, I come to help you. 1439 01:25:13,083 --> 01:25:15,244 Don't go any closer to them. 1440 01:25:18,333 --> 01:25:22,030 Everyone, please listen to stink! 1441 01:25:22,042 --> 01:25:24,203 Let's set them free. 1442 01:25:24,250 --> 01:25:25,615 If they need our help, they'll ask for it. 1443 01:25:25,625 --> 01:25:27,957 If they need our help, they'll ask for it. 1444 01:25:27,958 --> 01:25:29,164 Let's see how they end it up! 1445 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,949 Get this straight! 1446 01:25:31,958 --> 01:25:33,949 It's not my fault to be born in a wealthy family. 1447 01:25:33,958 --> 01:25:35,619 It was fate that brought me to you. 1448 01:25:35,625 --> 01:25:37,536 Knowing you is the best thing that ever happened to me! 1449 01:25:37,542 --> 01:25:39,954 There's nothing wrong with our liking each other! 1450 01:25:39,958 --> 01:25:42,540 If I marry you, I'll be an ordinary person. 1451 01:25:44,417 --> 01:25:46,703 This ring only costs $700. 1452 01:25:47,208 --> 01:25:49,950 But it's the first thing that I bought with my own money. 1453 01:25:50,667 --> 01:25:53,499 If you think it's too cheap, I'll work harder. 1454 01:25:53,500 --> 01:25:55,100 To get more money to buy you a real one! 1455 01:25:55,833 --> 01:25:58,199 If you don't like it, I'll throw it away! 1456 01:26:01,125 --> 01:26:02,365 Why did you do that? 1457 01:26:02,458 --> 01:26:05,825 Miss, come to us if we can help. 1458 01:26:05,833 --> 01:26:07,619 God will be with you. 1459 01:26:11,667 --> 01:26:12,667 Come! 1460 01:26:25,083 --> 01:26:26,323 I wouldn't have thrown it away. 1461 01:26:42,625 --> 01:26:44,161 Hey, where did they go? 1462 01:26:44,500 --> 01:26:46,206 They were here few minute ago! 1463 01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:49,080 Here they are! 1464 01:26:49,083 --> 01:26:53,326 Goodbye! 1465 01:26:53,583 --> 01:26:56,370 Goodbye! 1466 01:26:58,708 --> 01:27:06,708 Goodbye! 1467 01:27:12,125 --> 01:27:14,332 Hey, please stay. 1468 01:27:14,333 --> 01:27:17,325 A blank screen doesn't mean the story is over. 1469 01:27:17,333 --> 01:27:20,166 I've got a few loose ends to tie. 1470 01:27:20,542 --> 01:27:22,783 Mr.hsu is lucky. 1471 01:27:22,792 --> 01:27:24,373 He married Cindy and lived in her house. 1472 01:27:24,375 --> 01:27:26,582 That lady proved to be very proliferating. 1473 01:27:26,583 --> 01:27:28,494 Twins one year, triplets the next. 1474 01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:31,332 She'd 8 kids in a short span of 2 to 3 years. 1475 01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:35,030 The family counseling centre finally issued her a warning letter! 1476 01:27:36,458 --> 01:27:39,291 As for these 4 "monkeys" - east, west, south, north. 1477 01:27:39,292 --> 01:27:41,829 They sang their way to stardom! 1478 01:27:41,833 --> 01:27:43,869 They became the most popular band in Hong Kong. 1479 01:27:43,875 --> 01:27:47,538 They called themselves "beyond". 1480 01:27:49,625 --> 01:27:52,582 As for rocky ma, he didn't do badly either. 1481 01:27:52,583 --> 01:27:55,746 He became a child star and nominated for Taiwan film award. 1482 01:27:55,875 --> 01:27:57,160 But he didn't get it. 1483 01:27:57,208 --> 01:27:57,867 Never mind. 1484 01:27:57,875 --> 01:28:00,912 He got an award for the best supporting actor in Asia. 1485 01:28:00,917 --> 01:28:03,659 He named himself Rambo. 1486 01:28:03,667 --> 01:28:05,282 What a bull! 1487 01:28:07,042 --> 01:28:09,499 "Get in people and work for people". 1488 01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:11,741 As for hung east east, the shrewd. 1489 01:28:11,750 --> 01:28:12,990 He suddenly realizes 1490 01:28:16,250 --> 01:28:17,831 a district elector, and his slogan is: 1491 01:28:17,833 --> 01:28:21,655 Never mind to hate me but do vote for me. Free breakfast. 1492 01:28:23,458 --> 01:28:26,495 As for my god-brother Bo and ah yuk, 1493 01:28:26,500 --> 01:28:30,322 there were many rumours regarding their whereabouts. 1494 01:28:30,333 --> 01:28:31,743 On the day of the winter festival. 1495 01:28:31,750 --> 01:28:34,867 Someone saw them buying pork-chops at down town. 1496 01:28:34,875 --> 01:28:36,911 They were very much in love. 1497 01:28:37,917 --> 01:28:42,160 As for me, stink, I become grannies' god-son. 1498 01:28:42,167 --> 01:28:44,874 I live in the manor, and live like a king! 1499 01:28:44,875 --> 01:28:51,121 But what good does it bring? I miss my cab! 1500 01:28:51,125 --> 01:28:52,125 Farewell now! 95660