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So babe, what do you think?

I mean, I don't even know why you care so much.

This is important. Don't you like stuff on your birthday?

Yes, but I'm your wife.

Yeah, but it's her birthday.

But she's your stepdaughter.

I've been her stepdad for so many years that it's her birthday. And it happens

on leap year. So once every four years, she actually has it on the day.

But leap years don't count.

What do you mean they don't count?

It's literally not a thing.

It's not a thing.

It is a thing. Why is it important?

Because she's my sweetheart. She's done everything I asked her to do.

And I've been a part of her life for so many years now. Please, I'm so sick of

her.

It's her birthday.

It's not important.

Look, how many birthday parties have you had?

Not good enough ones.

All of them on your birthday, right?

Yeah. She gets it once every four years on leap year.

I want it to be special.

But it's leap year. Why do you care?

I'm so sick of her. She's just like her father.

Why are you always so upset?

Like, what's wrong?

I just feel like she does not deserve the birthday whatsoever.

Really?

Look, I went and bought her some gifts, some really nice gifts. I got her

balloons, I set everything up, and I think that we should go and sing her

happy birthday.

Are you kidding me? She's not a good daughter. She's just like her father.

She doesn't do anything I say. She's disobedient.

Well, she listens to me.

She does everything I say and she's a sweetheart and this is why I went out of

the way for her.

I just don't understand.

I don't think she deserves it at all. Well, I guess you're just gonna have to

fake it, but we're gonna light those candles to sing her happy birthday.

I guess.

Alright then.

Can't believe nobody remembered.

No one can remember my birthday.

This sucks.

Happy birthday, honey!

Oh my God, Dad, you didn't forget!

Of course I didn't forget.

I mean, you only get a birthday like once every four years.

What does that make you, like five?

Oh my God, the same joke. Come on.

Well, I got you some gifts. Happy birthday, honey.

Oh my God, come here. Let me see what you got me.

Well, surprise.

Happy birthday. Oh my God, I can't believe you didn't forget.

Of course I didn't forget.

Thank you so much.

How could I ever forget your birthday?

Oh my god.

You're the best stepdad ever.

Where's mom?

I think she's out in the living room. She was getting ready to clean or

something. I don't know. You know how she is. I should have figured.

Makes sense.

You know what I fear the most?

What?

Besides her?

No, not her. It's that you don't get a proper celebration of your birthday

because it only comes once every four years.

So today, I set aside the day, I took the day off, and I wanted to make a

special day for you. Oh my God.

So can I open my present?

Of course you can open your present.

Oh my God, you did not.

That was the one you were looking at, right? This is the exact color and

everything. How did you know?

I kind of looked at the browser, saw where you were shopping, and I know you

wanted it, so.

Oh my God, it's perfect.

Thank you so much. This is like the nicest thing ever.

I'm so happy you like it. Oh my god, I'm so excited. I want to try it on right

now. Okay, try it on.

Oh my gosh. Can't wait to see.

Wow, you sure have grown.

So, how does it look?

It looks great.

Does it look hot?

Global warming hot.

Wow, that really looks amazing on you. The color, right?

Oh yeah, great taste.

i'm happy i got the right one right i think it looks so good amazing well

here's your balloons thank you and that's not it we got a huge surprise for

you this is just the beginning more yes we gotta go out in the living room

though oh my god okay come on let's go i'm so excited

um i just want to say thank you for doing all this and

getting me the dress and everything it just really means a lot

Don't mention it. It really wasn't my idea. He gets the credit.

Honey, should we light the candles and sing Addison Happy Birthday?

I mean, I guess, but can we make it quick? Because I have places to be. I've

got a shop.

Okay.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday...

Blow out the candles and make a wish.

Did you make a wish?

I know exactly what I wished for.

Don't you think we should go take a family photo?

I mean, can we please get it over with quickly? I have places to be today.

All right, ladies, let me get this set up.

All right, I think I got it. Cool.

All right.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

We're almost done here.

Oh, we're done. We're done. One more. One more. Let me go get it.

So, Mom, what do we have planned for the rest of the day?

Well, I don't know. if you guys are celebrating or not, but I can't because

I have to make a conference call and then I have to call the bank.

So someone's got to pay the bills around here.

Oh my God, look how good the pictures turned out. Those look so good.

Honey, don't you want to look? I'm sure you're a great photographer, honey.

Anyways, I have to go. I have to pay the bills. I'll link somebody.

I mean, what?

Sorry. I mean, I thought you would like it. You did so much for me today.

You're the best person I know.

I just wanted to return the favor.

Well, then buy me a gift card.

I mean, you didn't like it?

I mean, I didn't say that.

Okay, a little bit, but... I mean...

You know she's going to kick us out of the house. She doesn't have to know.

You're not telling me to stop.

If you don't like it, you can just say so.

I didn't say that. I didn't say that.

She said she was going to be gone on the phone for 20 minutes.

So, you're going to let me repay you?

Show you how much I appreciate you?

Give me my birthday wish?

What's your birthday wish?

Want your dick in my mouth.

Oh my god, take it out. Take it out.

Don't make me beg for it. Shit.

Your mom's gone, right?

Hurry up. Okay.

Oh my god.

Wow,

you're really giving me a birthday present.

So fucking good.

Oh my God, your cock is so big.

Oh my God, this feels amazing.

Fuck, it feels like it's my birthday.

So good.

Oh yeah, just like that.

Oh yeah.

I feel like I swallowed it.

I don't know why my mom is such a bitch to you all the time.

I don't know how she could be mad with a cock like this.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, your mom don't ever fucking suck my cock.

What? Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

It's like the best blowjob I've ever had.

Oh my god.

Yes, I will have those documents filed by the end of this evening.

Yes, I have it. I've got it. It's good.

Why are you breathing like that?

Have you been working on it again? I think it's my asthma. It's my inhaler. I

can't find it anywhere.

Well, you sound like shit.

I'm sorry.

Would you mind picking me up another inhaler?

Fine. I have to do everything around here. I guess I will do it after I go

spend some money on myself.

Okay? Okay.

She's gone.

Thank God.

It feels so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. It feels so good.

What happens now?

What happens now?

I'm forgiven my birthday gift.

And what's that?

I'm gonna be fucked by you. Someone your age.

Oh yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Everyone my age is gonna be hit.

What about your mom?

Kiss.

You and your kids are wild.

Are you gonna give me everything I asked for?

I want you to come fuck me in my room right now.

You and your kids can be so persuasive.

Come over here and fuck me.

I don't know if this is a good idea.

Take your pants off and come over here and fuck me.

You're gonna make me call someone else on my birthday?

No, I don't want that. Get over here.

Please? Okay.

Oh, my God.

This is what you want, huh? Uh-huh.

I want you to stretch me out, please.

Oh,

it's so fucking tight. Oh, my God.

Oh, it's so much tighter than your mom. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. You feel so good.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh, good.

Uh-huh. Yes.

That pussy is so fucking wet

I can't believe I'm fucking my wife's daughter. Oh my god.

That fucking pussy's so fire. Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my wife's daughter's so fucking good.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Fuck, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Oh, fuck, it's so good.

So much better than your mom.

So much better.

Oh, fuck.

Oh look how close you're getting to me right now

That's pussy ever Oh

Oh, play with that pretty pussy.

Play with it.

Yeah. Oh, make it come all over the fucking block.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

I'm sorry.

That tight little pussy feels so good.

It's so wet for me.

Oh my god, yes.

Yes. Yes.

So deeply, yes.

I want you all the way inside me.

It's so fucking bad.

Uh-huh.

Oh, fuck yeah.

It's so fucking good.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh

-huh.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

It's so fucking good.

Oh my God.

Oh, you fucking suck. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's so fucking good.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh,

fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

What do you want me to do?

You want me to pull you up? Oh, you want me to pull you up pussy?

Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

Fuck. Oh,

come on, you fucking pussy.

Oh,

fuck yeah. Oh, fuck. I can't. I'm a fucking tight little pussy.

Oh my God.

Oh fuck, I need some Jamal. Give me the covers.

Just as I was so freaking sick and didn't feel good and I got overheated I

came in here because it's so much cooler.

I just haven't been feeling good. My asthma is really acting up.

Oh my god, you're so pathetic and weird. You want me to take you to the doctor?

No, you don't need to take me to the doctor, but you might give me some water

and some of my medicine.

I suppose.

Get it together.

We almost got caught.

The best birthday gift ever.

Shh, just don't tell your mom, please.

Fuck, we'd get divorced for sure.

Secret's safe with me.