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Space has a beginning, but it has no end.
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Infinite.
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Stars too have a beginning,
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but are by their own power destroyed.
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Finite.
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History dictates that he who holds wisdom is the greatest fool.
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This could be called God's final warning
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to those that still rebel.
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Okarin!
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Let's go.
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Prologue
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Initiating building infiltration.
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El Psy Congroo.
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There aren't many people here.
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As I suspected. This reeks of Organization interference...
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What's going to happen here?
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You came along without even knowing?
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Doctor Nakabachi's Time Machine Invention Press Conference
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A time machine...
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Doctor Nakabachi's Time Machine Invention Press Conference
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Amazing!
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Doctor Nakabachi's Time Machine Invention Press Conference
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Doctor Nakabachi has done what the rest of us could not,
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and he's here today to announce the invention of the century.
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I'll be paying careful attention to what he has to say.
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An earthquake?
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No, from above?
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What's this?
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You called me here for this?
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There aren't many left of this series,
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and Mayushii's out of 100 yen coins!
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Don't act so spoiled, Mayuri.
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Even though you're my childhood friend, I won't loan you any money.
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I'll teach you how harsh life can be...
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What's this?
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It's not painted?
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M-Metal...
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It's a metal...
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A metal Upa!
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Is it rare?
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Extremely!
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Then you can have it.
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Are you sure, Okarin?
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It's Hououin Kyouma.
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Thanks, Okarin.
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I said it's Hououin Kyouma.
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Doctor Nakabachi's press conference
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will now begin in the 8th floor's hall.
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In the handouts, I have outlined
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the time machine's basic design.
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I will use this conference as an opportunity
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to discuss the fundamental theory behind it.
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Scientists all over the world...
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Received Mail
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Sender: Mayuri
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Subject: My Upa...
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"I think I dropped my metal Upa,
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so I'm going to look for it."
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Currently, there are more than ten major theories in regards to possible methods of time travel,
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Basic design of the time machine...
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and they've been examined from nearly every possible angle.
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Doctor!
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What is it?
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You know exactly what it is!
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What is this "time machine theory" of yours?
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Kerr black holes?
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World lines?
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This is all taken directly from John Titor!
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Titor called himself a time traveler,
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and posted this theory on the Internet back in 2000.
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Don't attempt to feign ignorance!
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How rude!
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Of course I know about him!
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Don't compare my theory to that fraud's!
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Then why don't you explain
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the differences between your theories?
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Hey, you...
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Titor, huh?
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Come to think of it, there was
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some similar stuff in the John Titor books...
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Who are you?
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That's what I'd like to know.
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What?
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Back there, you were going to tell me something,
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weren't you?
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Back there?
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About fifteen minutes ago.
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I don't have the slightest idea...
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Makise... Kurisu?
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You had a paper in "Science Magazine" a while ago.
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I'm surprised you know of it.
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Are you a university scientist?
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You!
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Are you an agent of The Organization?
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Organization?
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What?
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I just wanted to ask you...
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There's no need for me to answer you!
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It's me.
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I've been caught by an Organization agent.
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Yes.
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Makise Kurisu.
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Who are you talking to?
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Yeah, it should be no trouble.
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I'll get out of this somehow...
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Huh? It's turned off.
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I'll tell you a secret.
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That's a special cell phone for secret missions.
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If anyone but me touches it, it deactivates.
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I see.
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You were talking to yourself.
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I'll make this brief.
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What were you going to tell me?
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About fifteen minutes ago.
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You were trying to tell me something, weren't you?
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It seemed like it was really important...
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I've seen through your tricks.
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Genius Girl, when next we meet, we will be enemies.
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Farewell.
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Wait!
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What was she talking about?
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She met me?
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Date: 2010/07/28 12:26
Sender: sg-epk@jtk92.x29.jp
Subject: (No Subject)
Attachment: IMV001
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Received Mail
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Okarin!
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Mayuri!
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What were you doing?
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I messaged you, didn't I?
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I can't find my metal Upa.
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I even put my name on it...
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You dropped it?
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I think so.
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Give up.
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On auction sites, a metal Upa goes for 10,000 yen!
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10,000 yen...
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Find it!
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My lab is almost entirely out of funding!
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Even if I find it, I won't sell it.
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With 10,000 yen, we could acquire the parts
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for a new future gadget...
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I said I'm not selling it.
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What was that?
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Run away!
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Hey...
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Is someone there?
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Makise Kurisu...
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What?
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Someone's been stabbed...
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Okarin!
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What's wrong?
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You're pale.
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I saw a corpse...
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On the 8th floor!
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Looks like someone stabbed Makise Kurisu.
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To: Daru
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Subject: Trouble
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Send?
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Wh-What?
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What's going on?
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Tuturuu~
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Here you go, Okarin!
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What is this?
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What's what?
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The people... Why did all the people disappear?
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They disappeared?
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They all disappeared!
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All the people here! They were right in front of us!
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I don't know...
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You have to know!
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You saw it, didn't you?
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Right?
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I didn't.
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What are you talking about...
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Hey, you there!
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Can you see us?
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Why don't you answer?
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You, on the other side of the monitor, with the vacant expression!
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Whatever.
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This is the Future Gadget Lab.
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I'll introduce our staff.
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First up is Lab Member 001.
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He's the lab's founder and an insane mad scientist...
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It is none other than I, Hououin Kyouma!
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Okarin sounds much cuter though.
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Silence!
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Okabe Rintarou is the name I use to deceive the public eye.
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Next up Lab Member 002.
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She's the lab's lone female member, and her hobby is making cosplay outfits.
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It's Shiina Mayuri!
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It's me, Mayushii.
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And finally, Lab Member 003, Supah Hakah Hashida Itaru!
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It's "Hacker," not "Hakah," duh.
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It's only us.
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Isn't it about time to give up?
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You can't expect too much from software you got out of a 500 yen bargain bin.
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Listen well.
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Future Gadget Lab
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CRT
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Work-
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To get to our lab go down Chuo Street,
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turn left on Kuramae Street.
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at the Suehirochou intersection
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We're in a multi-use building, in the first alley
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before the traffic light.
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The goal of the Future Gadget Lab
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is to reform the ruling structure of the world...
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To create inventions which will bring about chaos.
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Do you understand?
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If you understand, then tell me your secrets!
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Hey, do you think we look
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like a video game to Alpacaman?
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Don't you think the concept of what's real and fantasy
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is a little beyond him?
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Then are your 2D girls like that too?
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That's different.
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Those are mai waifu.
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Nobody cares about your wives.
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But isn't that an interesting idea?
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If we did exist solely inside a monitor,
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do you think there would be any way we could tell?
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Nope.
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That was fast.
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Thus, this discussion is pointless.
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We'd do much better to spend our time
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thinking of ways to battle The Organization
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and destroy the world's ruling structure.
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That delusional crap again? Fail.
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Silence, Supah Hakah!
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I am the Insane Mad Scientist, Hououin...
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Kyouma!
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That's your backstory, isn't it?
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My, my, Daru.
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You shouldn't go hiding in your shell.
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You should listen to what others have to say.
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So, this is today's "you're the last one I want to hear that from" thread?
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Anyway, it looks like the news helicopter has arrived.
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Special Report
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Where did it come from?
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A mysterious satellite appears!!
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The object, thought to be some sort of satellite, crashed in Akihabara, Tokyo,
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around 12 o'clock today.
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What was that?
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This morning, Mayuri and I left the lab for Radio Kaikan,
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to attend Doctor Nakabachi's press conference.
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But the next thing I knew, a satellite had crashed into the building.
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And not just that...
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Me?
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Yeah... You saw the satellite crash on TV and said,
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"The Organization has finally made its move!"
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So the two of us went over to see it.
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Canceled?
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Don't you remember how angry
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you were this morning? You said something like, "He got cold feet and ran away!"
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Doctor Nakabachi's press conference!
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It was at 12 o'clock, at Radio Kaikan!
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It really wasn't, bro.
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And a good thing too...
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If it had been, that satellite would have smashed you.
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This discrepancy in memories...
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Is it The Organization's memory control?
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Right...
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This is the choice of Steins;Gate!
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That again?
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00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:27,610
That Stein-whatever doesn't make any sense at all, y'know.
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00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,530
Daru, get me Future Gadget #1!
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00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:35,830
Alpacaman got mad because you changed the channel.
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00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:41,920
Curse you, Mr. Braun!
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Making us use this piece of crap...
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He gave it to us for free, didn't he?
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Daru, get the TV!
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00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:49,800
Yeah, no thanks.
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00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:52,470
It's pretty hot today.
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00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:53,300
And like,
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don't think I'm strong just 'cause I'm fat.
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That's not something to brag about!
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Mr. Braun!
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I told you to call me Tennouji.
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00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:12,280
I'd like to ask you to fix this immediately...
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00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,200
You broke it already?
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00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:17,740
You don't have enough love for the Braun tubes.
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1,000 yen to fix it.
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00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:23,830
If anyone's at fault here, wouldn't it be you, for giving us something defective?
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00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,210
Is that how you address your landlord?
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00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:27,460
I'll pay the repair bill.
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00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,670
Mayuri, you should give up on this guy.
322
00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:34,510
But Mayushii is Okarin's hostage!
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00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:35,970
Hostage, huh?
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00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:39,470
Is this broken as well?
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00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:41,310
Repair bill's 2,000 yen now.
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00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:42,600
If you don't like it, take it back.
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00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:45,190
What will you do?
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00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,190
It's me.
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00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:54,740
The Organization has finally gained control of the bald man.
330
00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:56,570
I'm encountering sabotage.
331
00:15:56,570 --> 00:15:57,410
Here you go.
332
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:04,870
You really do like Dr Pepper, Okarin!
333
00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:10,630
It's an intellectual drink for the chosen ones.
334
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:25,770
The cicadas are really loud, aren't they?
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00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,320
Daru!
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00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,360
Now that the Organization
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00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:36,570
has begun using Mr. Braun to sabotage us, we're putting the plan into action.
338
00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:38,490
We've been backed into a corner!
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00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:39,990
The plan? The what now?
340
00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,450
The plan is the plan!
341
00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:43,790
What else could it be but the introduction of
342
00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:45,580
Future Gadget #8 to an actual combat situation?
343
00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:48,540
Oh, the Phone Microwave (name subject to change).
344
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:52,130
How do you use a microwave in combat, anyway?
345
00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:55,970
It's been nearly three and a half years since we met.
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00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:57,590
Second year of high school...
347
00:16:57,590 --> 00:17:00,010
We were in different classes and barely spoke,
348
00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:01,470
so it's more like two years?
349
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:02,850
The details don't matter.
350
00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:06,520
Anyway, it's been that long.
351
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:07,270
Please reach the point
352
00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:09,730
where you can keep up with my conversations already.
353
00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:11,480
That is-n't...hap-pen-ing.
354
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,280
Actually, want to try again?
355
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,030
It's all set.
356
00:17:16,030 --> 00:17:17,280
Mayuri, bring the bananas!
357
00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:19,950
You're making gel-banas again?
358
00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:21,280
It's such a waste!
359
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,080
If we're stingy, we can never succeed against The Organization!
360
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:26,040
We don't need to win...
361
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:30,170
You know, Mayushii's the one bringing bananas, right?
362
00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:30,710
I know.
363
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:37,090
This is R-E-N-G, the Phone Microwave (name subject to change).
364
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,720
You can manipulate the timer from here.
365
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,470
Please press the pound key,
366
00:17:41,470 --> 00:17:44,390
and then enter the number of seconds you want to cook for.
367
00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:47,020
One, two, zero, pound.
368
00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:51,560
Pretty turntable, isn't it?
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00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,360
It goes in the opposite direction.
370
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,940
Opposite?
371
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:57,320
Might be important!
372
00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:00,110
When you think of what's happening at the quantum level,
373
00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:03,410
and you apply Hund's rules...
374
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:05,370
I'm sure it... isn't.
375
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:06,200
It isn't?
376
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:06,830
Nope.
377
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,960
Hasn't changed.
378
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,880
It doesn't get warm, and it doesn't get cold.
379
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:18,090
Mayushii's Juicy Karaage Number 1 froze...
380
00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:21,590
Well, something involving Steins;Gate is at work here, that much is clear!
381
00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:22,970
That again?
382
00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:25,890
Daru, don't you want to try eating this?
383
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:25,890
I don't.
384
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:29,350
Then we'll give the honor to Mayuri.
385
00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:33,690
The gel-bana was soft and squishy.
386
00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:34,820
And it had no taste.
387
00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:35,940
You ate it?
388
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:36,900
Mayushii?
389
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:41,150
Say, "Your banana is soft and squishy."
390
00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:44,200
"Your banana is soft—"
391
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,580
Don't make her say that, you pervert!
392
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,580
I-I'm melting...
393
00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:56,500
It hasn't been ten minutes since we left the lab.
394
00:18:56,500 --> 00:19:01,260
When it gets hot like this, I don't want to go any farther than Faris'.
395
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:05,180
I wish they'd just host it at May Queen Nyan-Nyan.
396
00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:08,850
They're not going to host a university lecture at a maid café.
397
00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:13,440
If they didn't take attendance, I'd never go.
398
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,900
It's so cold.
399
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,940
I'm alive.
400
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,990
A satellite fell, didn't it?
401
00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:25,870
That again?
402
00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:28,410
You're not going to Radio Kaikan to see it?
403
00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:31,370
There's probably too many onlookers to see anything anyway.
404
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,500
I'm reading the reports on @channel
405
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,460
from the people who went.
406
00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:37,630
"Work Temporarily Canceled."
407
00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:38,840
Another giant thread?
408
00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:42,760
Oh, right. Back then...
409
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:44,010
Give me your cell phone.
410
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:44,970
Why?
411
00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:45,840
Just do it!
412
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,680
That's a violation of privacy! Denied!
413
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:49,560
I sent you a message!
414
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,100
A message about Makise Kurisu being stabbed.
415
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,770
Oh, the one from last week?
416
00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:56,690
Last week?
417
00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:58,190
It was split into three messages.
418
00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,610
I thought it was spam!
419
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:01,110
See?
420
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:05,490
Okabe Rintarou
(No Subject)
421
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:05,490
Okabe Rintarou
(No Subject)
422
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:05,490
Okabe Rintarou
(No Subject)
423
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:07,200
Sent on July 23rd, 12:56...
424
00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:06,110
"Looks like
425
00:20:06,110 --> 00:20:06,740
someone stabbed
426
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:07,200
Makise Kurisu."
427
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:08,410
See?
428
00:20:09,410 --> 00:20:12,750
Last week... Let me check my sent folder.
429
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:13,750
Mayuri
Re: Upa...
430
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:13,750
Daru
Let's go!
431
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:13,750
Mayuri
Look at
this
432
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:13,960
Daru
Let's go!
433
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:13,960
Mayuri
Look at
this
434
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:13,960
Mayuri
Re: Don't
sell it
435
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
It's not here!
436
00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:15,620
Faris
Re:
Revival Prophecy
Song
437
00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:15,620
Ruka
Re:
I made
snacks
438
00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:15,620
Daru
Re:
(No subject)
439
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,460
What is today?
440
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:16,460
Mayuri
Re: Upa...
441
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:16,460
Daru
Let's go!
442
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:16,460
Mayuri
Look at
this
443
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:18,670
The... The 28th.
444
00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:21,300
What's wrong?
445
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,800
That message was sent to the past...
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