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I know what you're thinking.

Invasion of privacy.

But trust me, it's for a good cause.

Jayme and I have been dating for five years, and although the sex is great,

I'm kind of getting bored.

Oh, don't look at me like that. He is too. Look.

He's been texting this girl for like three months now.

And I don't blame him. She's freaking hot.

I just wish she would man up and ask me for a threesome instead of sneaking

around.

Just the thought of his dick filling me up while she grinds on my face.

I like memes and thirst traps and midday hookups.

Hey babe, when are you leaving? I got the guys coming over later to watch the

game.

That is a lie.

She's coming over for a dick appointment.

I'm leaving in a minute.

Okay babe.

That was a lie too.

I'm staying to watch.

Oh my god, that's her?

She's even prettier in person.

Check out that ass.

I'm awesome

Oh, fuck.

I love

when

I suck my lips like that

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh, wow.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, fuck.

This isn't what you think it is. I know exactly what this is.

You two are having fun without me.

You did not tell me you had a girlfriend.

Oh no, sweetie. Don't worry. He didn't tell me about you either.

He's been keeping it all to himself.

oh oh

Are you cool with this? Of course I am.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah,

yeah.

Lizzie tastes so fucking sweet.

Yeah.

Awww.

Oh my God.

oh my god

Yes, yes, yes.

Holy shit.

Holy fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. I feel so fucking good.

Oh my god, I feel so fucking good

Oh, my!

Yeah, man.

Yeah.

I got to eat that fucking tissue. I can eat that little pussy right there.

There we go.

I'm not.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes.

One knee there, one knee there

Fuck, that's good.

Fuck.

So fucking dumb.

Oh shit.

Oh,

fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, shit,

shit, shit.

um um

Thank you.

Yes, yes, yes.