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Been meaning to talk to you about how you should be with me, not Drake.

I'm the one that loves you.

I've always been there for you. I'll always be there for you.

Oh, Drake, what has he ever done for you?

I mean, look at this.

Who wouldn't want this?

That's why I think you should be with me, because I love you.

He's just a prick.

He probably didn't even get you a good gift for your birthday if you were new.

I'm getting this better than I know it is.

What the fuck?

What the hell?

Everything's frozen.

I keep meaning to ask you guys, how are you liking your new apartment?

Oh, we love it. It's bigger than our last.

Great. So is the rent.

I believe it.

I'm so sorry I haven't had time to stop by yet, but I promise you, I will come

see it as soon as I can.

Thank you so much for inviting us to your birthday dinner.

Are you kidding me? You guys are my best friends.

Well, you're my greatest.

We love you. You're so beautiful.

And you,

my love, are seriously the best boyfriend I could ever ask for.

Thank you so much for putting this all together for me.

Anytime, baby.

Hey, is something wrong?

No, nothing.

Oh, come on. You've been acting like quiet and distant all night. I mean, if

there's something up, you can tell me.

Well, something.

So something happened and I... What? Teddy, what happened?

It's... Hey, come on. I mean, we've been friends since what, like third grade?

Just tell me what's going on. You're worrying me.

But... Baby?

Would you marry me?

God.

Yes.

Yes, of course I'll marry you.

Oh my God. This is amazing.

Do you love it? Yes, it's beautiful.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, I'm getting married. Daddy, look at this ring.

What

the

fuck are you thinking?

Look at that fucking douchebag.

Fucking creepy smile.

you piece of shit all you fucking do is cheat on her what the fuck is going on

why the fuck why would you ever choose to fucking marry him of all

fucking people what a fucking douche

fucking

cunts fucking celebrating that fucking asshole where are you guys We're

friends.

I'm so disappointed in you.

Isn't this amazing?

Baby, I'm so... Baby?

Drake?

Drake, are you okay?

What is going on? Is this some kind of prank?

I don't think you can wake them up.

I think maybe only I can.

What do you mean only you can? What the fuck is going on here?

Look, I know it's crazy, but this watch, it stops time.

This is a joke, right? You're joking. This is not real.

No, look around.

Time stopped everywhere for everyone.

So you're saying the watch is doing this, okay?

How is this possible?

I don't know. Maybe it's a top secret military experiment.

Maybe it's a scientific discovery.

Okay, listen, Ted, this is dangerous, okay?

Whatever it is, just make it stop, okay? Just put everything back.

I can't. I have to do something first.

What?

I love you.

What?

I've always loved you.

You don't want to be with him. You deserve better.

He's an asshole. He cheats on you all the time.

You belong with me.

Ted, listen.

I love you too, okay? I do, of course I do. But we're friends, okay?

No. We're friends.

We've always been friends.

Gabby. I've stopped time so you can realize I belong with you.

We have all the time in the world for you to figure it out.

Wait. I see that look in your eyes. Is this some weird way to try to get me to

fuck you or something?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Look.

Do you really want to risk this? I'll smash it right now.

Maybe time will stop.

Maybe you don't go forward.

Who knows?

Is that what you want to do?

You're not the person I thought you were.

You disgust me.

So that's a yes then.

Let's fucking get this over with then.

We're gonna do it right here in front of them.

Yeah, there you go.

There's something for you.

How could I ever love you after this? Oh, this will be a fine start for this.

Don't forget to occasionally glance over.

Oh yes.

Oh yes, there we go.

How long have we done?

Look at this.

Still fucking smiling. What a fucking douche.

You're a fucking monster.

Let's see those titties.

I think you'll like it.

Soon we'll get this over with the bear.

Alright.

Why are you doing this to me?

Because you love me.

Come on, just fuck me already.

Don't worry, you'll get it.

So this is what he's been enjoying.

If you're making me do this.

Go on, fuck Beck. You know what's better than him.

Come on, is that all you've got?

Of course not.

Look at that stupid face over there. Just look at that.

I'm sorry, Drake.

Don't kid yourself. You're not sorry.

You're enjoying this.

Look at that stupid face over there.

Fucking.

I'm sorry, Drake.

You're not sorry. You know you're having a good time.

I don't know if he's gonna make this worth it to me.

Fuck me might as well fuck me good.

You better enjoy this because it's only going to happen once.

We got all the time in the room, baby.

This is what you want?

Yeah, it is.

Don't make me slap you again.

if you're happy with yourself.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

RUN!

I love you.

If you couldn't make me fuck you, I'll show you how to fuck.

Oh yeah?

I'm waiting for this moment.

Ooh.

Ooh.

You've stared at him long enough.

Poor Drake.

Gives him no attention.

You look a little bit better than him already.

You piece of shit.

Now put the time back.

I don't think I'm going to. I had fun.