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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What was that she just did? I've seen a lot of girls doing it, but... The girl

in the pink?

Yeah. Yeah.

She's twerking.

What's a twerk?

Are you kidding me, Mom?

That's... No, it's called twerking, not twerk.

It's just a cool dance move that, like, all the young girls are doing these

days. Oh.

Wow, you learned something early. Yes. Yeah. I mean, you'd never...

Like, didn't you used to dance? Not like that.

Well, that's just how girls dance these days.

It's really fun.

I'm really good at it.

Really?

Prove it.

Come on, have fun.

Well, I mean, it's not as easy as it looks.

I'll bet.

No, it's like a leg workout. It's intense.

I mean, you have to like bend your legs and you arch your back and you just kind

of like let your butt bounce up and down.

Like, the fatter your butt is, the better it is because it just jiggles

really well. Like, that's why that girl is so good at it because she has nice

fat butt.

Wow. I mean, you have a nice butt. Well, I bet you'd be good at it.

I don't know.

I guess one way to find out, right?

Let's try it. You really want me to teach you?

Yeah, teach me.

Okay.

Okay, so.

Okay, turn around.

You have to get low, like spread your knees apart far.

Okay. Yeah, that's good. And then lean forward a little bit, like stick your

butt out, and then really arch your back. Like push down right here.

Yeah, see? Yeah, that's good like that. And then come forward a tiny bit more.

and then it's like this is the motion you're like hunching and then arching

and then you just do it really fast and let your butt like bounce see like oh i

mean that's good but you're still kind of stiff like you need to like relax

like just let it bounce don't jump with your knees like let your knees

stay down okay see that's close I mean yeah

yeah see yeah that's it that's good now you're getting it you can tell dad

you're welcome it's so funny and then you can shake it side to side too

okay yeah and then you can just do a mix of that like up and down side to side

You're so good at this.

I would have never guessed I'd be giving you twerking lessons.

It's so fun.

I know, it's a good workout too.

Yeah, I can feel it in my legs.

You can do like in circles too.

Okay.

There you go.

That is fun.

I know, you're really good at it.

Now you can incorporate this to whatever dance moves you used to do.

Oh, my goodness. I don't know if it's slow, but you're welcome.

What the heck? What are you doing? Were you watching this? Oh, my God. No, I

wasn't watching. You're such a fucking perv. Get out of here. Watching what?

What are you talking about?

I wasn't watching anything.

I just walked in and dropped my ring, and you're acting like it's the end of

the world.

Okay, well, I know you were spying on us. You're such a fucking creep. Like,

can you not? Can you not be so dramatic?

It's okay.

It's okay.

A little dramatic there, huh?

What were you guys doing anyways?

Nothing. We weren't doing anything, okay?

You weren't doing anything. You were just teaching me how to twerk.

If you weren't doing anything, what are you pissed about?

It's none of your business, okay?

Me and Mom were just... hanging out is that right see that but what you guys

were doing looked like you're possibly in a rap video you just said you weren't

watching us well i walked in it's not like i think they couldn't see something

but i wasn't watching watching you come on you know i'm not a creep but you are

a creep because you were standing there watching us no i was not standing there

i just walked all right you win i was watching ew

What am I supposed to do? I walk out and you guys are shaking booties out here?

Twerking? Ugh, you're so gross.

Why are you teaching her how to twerk anyways? What the hell does she need to

learn? Because she wanted to learn, okay? It's none of your business. Don't

worry about it. It's none of my business. It looks like fun. I saw the

girl doing it on TV, so she taught me.

Oh, really?

What's the big deal?

I don't know. I was just curious why you guys were trying to learn how to twerk,

but I guess I got my answer.

Well, if you're so interested, maybe it sounds like someone wants a lap dance or

something. A lap dance? What the hell are you talking about?

Yeah, I said it. You're out of control. What is wrong with you?

You were thinking it.

All right, I can go in the other room.

No, he has a boner, like, all the time.

You're not getting to have a lap dance. How do you know I have a boner all the

time? Because you're just fucking horny all the time. That's why you're standing

there watching us.

Who wouldn't stand there and watch you guys?

That's the question.

Why don't you sit down?

Sit down? Really? Have a seat.

Oh, we're going to talk about school or something?

Ugh, among other things.

So what's going on? So what's with this twerking thing that's going on here?

Oh, I mean, you guys are young.

You know, all the kids are doing it right now. I want her to learn.

Really? Yeah.

Mom's allowed to do whatever she wants, okay? She doesn't need your permission

or your approval.

Anyone that looks like that can do whatever they want.

Besides that, you too.

But yeah, I was just curious what the hell was going on in here because I

don't know.

Well, do you want to see our moves?

See our moves? Really?

Want to see what I learned?

She's really good.

She's so hostile.

Jesus. It's okay, honey. Show them your moves. You're really good.

Do you really think so?

Yeah, I really, really do.

Well, let's see what's happening here. What are y'all talking about?

So I'm the... What?

The twerk?

This is the closest you'll ever get to having a girl twerking your face, so...

I agree.

Yeah.

Look at that thing.

Jeez.

I didn't even know you knew how to twerk. What the hell?

There's a lot of things you don't know about me.

I assume that.

Considering you're our secretive.

My turn?

I guess.

I don't know what's happening.

What the hell?

Jesus.

What if Deb walks in and he's going to shoot me?

See, I taught her that.

She did.

You what?

I taught her how to do this. Isn't she good at it? I'm a good teacher. She's a

natural pro, isn't she? Are you a good teacher or is she a natural pro?

She's a great teacher.

I see that.

You know what? I can't say who's better because y'all are both awesome.

I can tell you, I know one old man that's going to love that. And I know

somebody that's going to love that too. But you know.

Let's have a little fun. Why don't we have a contest?

Honestly, I'm a little nervous.

What kind of contest?

To see who's better at twerking on his lap.

Twerking on my lap?

What the hell are you talking about? We can't do that.

Sure we can. She's out of control. Look at this.

She's out of control.

Oh, you guys, don't be prudes.

Prudes? Look at you.

You're always in a good mood.

Dad must have a forearm.

He must have a forearm for a cock. You're always happy.

Ew, don't talk about dad's cock like that.

All right, well, I guess I should get going in the other room and work on my

erector set.

Or you could take a seat on the couch over there and we can have our little

contest. You sure about that?

Yeah, positive.

Well, please don't act like you have anything better to do.

right dad does bear arms and i don't know who's going to walk in that door or

not we want to practice he doesn't like me very much okay i'm going to try to

remain calm and not i'm nervous and sit at the end of the couch i know nothing

good boy go jesus christ good

lord okay i will take a seat

Even though I don't really understand what's happening.

You sure about this? Okay.

You go first.

I go first?

Yeah.

I swear to God, do not get a boner for once.

Oh my goodness.

I was not expecting to wake up to this, to be honest with you. I don't know

what's happening.

Okay, you've had your fun.

Yeah.

My turn?

Your turn. Why are you moving so fast? You moved over here. You look like a

ninja. Jesus Christ.

You look like a bird over here.

I guess she is a natural, huh?

Something like that.

I think it looks pretty damn good to me.

Yeah.

I guess dad married her for a reason.

Many reasons.

One of many. This is one of many reasons, I think.

All right, well, you know what?

I'm hard pressed to pick a favorite because I think you're both awesome.

Yeah. And I don't think I'm in any position to determine this because I've

never even seen someone's work in person before.

But I'll just give it a tie. I think you're both awesome.

Yes, we are.

So you guys want to like have sex or something?

Ew. One job maybe?

No. No? No. No.

Okay. That's enough.

What the hell are you going to leave me with? Blue balls? What is this?

Oh, man.

Hey, what's going on?

Oh, just grabbing a couple things. I got to take your sister to school.

Oh, really?

Yeah. What's wrong with her car?

Oh, yeah, she got a flat tire again. I just don't have time to take it to the

shop right now.

There's always something wrong with her shit, man. What's wrong with her car?

She's always getting into something.

Well?

You look a little frantic. You want me to leave you alone, I guess?

Um, gosh.

What are you looking for? The keys?

Yeah. Why are you prancing around in a towel?

I just got out of the shower.

Well.

Oh my God.

You didn't want to put clothes on.

What? Do you have a boner?

What are you talking about?

You do, huh?

I don't have a boner. You got a little chug on. Look at you.

That's embarrassing. I'll say that.

What is wrong with you?

He sounded like non-stressed. He sounded like non-stressed.

I don't let you see anything. I'm embarrassed.

You're embarrassed?

Yes. It's just me.

That's it. Let me see it. You sure?

Yeah. I am a little pissed about the other day how you guys just left me

hanging like that. It wasn't very cool.

We'll make it up to you now then.

Are you sure? Yeah.

Oh Jesus, now I'm nervous.

Come here.

Are you sure?

A little closer.

There you go.

You can't tell anybody about this.

I never do.

Feel good?

Starting to make up for the other day?

Is she gonna be late for school?

She might be.

She walks in, she's going to freak out.

She'll be fine.

I'm worried Elena's gonna walk in.

Gotta just hurry up.

She's finishing her homework.

Who says hurry over, man? She's gonna freak the fuck out if she walks in.

Oh, she'll be fine.

I'll talk to her.

What the hell is going on in here? What are you doing? I told you, this is a bad

idea. Were you just sucking his dick?

Ew!

Why would you do that?

Um, we got some explaining to do. You told me to cover my ass.

Hey, I'm supposed to be going to school right now and this is what you guys are

in here doing?

Well, she can be angry. I don't care.

Oh my god.

It's okay, honey.

What am I supposed to tell my teacher when I'm late to school because of this?

Oh, I'm late because my mom was stuck in my stepbrother's dick? Well, technically

you're not late yet, so maybe you should help her. That way we can get you out of

here quicker.

How about I write you a note?

I mean, did you tell him that you're not leaving until he comes or something?

Like, what? Like, we gotta go.

Yeah, well, you guys left me with blue balls the other day, giving me those

twerking on my lap.

Can't do that to a human. We did do that to him.

I think we owed him.

Well,

you shouldn't watch whatever that we do.

Why don't you come? Come join me.

Fine, but only so I can go to school sooner.

Jesus.

All right, well, I guess we clearly can't tell anybody about this.

We won't.

Wow,

you're good at that.

Oh my God, look at that. That's so

sexy.

Wow.

That's impressive.

Mmm.

A little overachiever here.

Look at her go.

You look so sexy doing that.

I guess you're gonna make it to school. I told you.

Did you just come in her mouth?

Yes, he did.

I didn't want to come on your yoga mat. I know you would fucking yell at me.

And it tasted really good, by the way.

Alright,

kids. Stop fucking around. You gotta go to school.

You.

Things to do.

Yeah, like my video games. You guys have fun.

Hey what's up guys?

What are you doing in here? Get out! We're changing.

Oh, I thought we were in the cool zone now after what happened.

Um, no.

Not quite.

What do you want?

No, stop. Get away from me.

Well, you know what?

You guys look really hot. Where are you guys going?

We're going to our favorite restaurant.

Are you taking me with?

No.

Alright, well, how about this? I'm ready to just get ruthless.

Oh, really?

What do you mean?

I'm just... I'm just going to tell dad what happened if you guys don't at least

fuck around with me one more time.

Better not fucking play with me, boy.

No.

You look a little scared of me.

I will play with you because I got that fucking text message ready to go out.

Oh, really? I got pictures, too. Oh, my God.

I got pics. You know what he's going to think about? I knew you were a fucking

creep. That old long pecker in your mouth. You know what he's going to think

about that?

What do you think he's going to think of his son doing that to his wife?

I think he's going to know I already have an apartment. I'm moving out, so it

doesn't fucking matter.

I think this is going to backfire on your ass. It could backfire on me, but

you know what? I really don't care because there's a guitar I really

wanted. He didn't get it for me, so fuck him. I don't care.

Liz. What do you say?

What's the problem?

You look like you are DTF.

I don't know.

You look like you're waiting to be prompted over there.

So why don't you guys just come over here? I mean, it's not really a hard

decision. You promised to delete those pictures.

Yes, I promised to delete those pictures.

Alright. I mean, you guys are going out.

Fucking looking for dudes anyways. What difference does it make?

Will it, does it?

If you do it, he'll shut up.

True.

I've heard that before.

Anyways, I guess I'll just stand here with a burner.

Yeah, come on. Just come on over here. Come on, it's going to be okay.

You definitely don't want that crazy bastard finding out that everyone's

going to be burning out of here.

You're so bad.

I know. I can help it.

You cannot tell anyone about this.

What do you think? You think I'm going to tell anyone?

You better not.

That used to beat me for title talents. I don't think anything's going to

happen. If you think that's bad, just wait and see what I do to you.

I told myself I wasn't gonna like it, but I gotta deal.

Keep rubbing my clit like that.

Yes, I'm going to come.

Yes, I'm going to come.

Yes,

yes, yes.

You look like you're a little happier.

Look

at

her pretty red panties

Oh, shit. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That is so hard.

Yeah.

Yeah, put it back in there.

Yes.

Oh my god, that's so good.

Oh my god, that's so good. Oh my god,

just like that.

Fuck. Yes, yes, yes, give it to me.

Fuck.

Oh my God, I'm gonna cum. Oh my God, fuck, I'm cumming.

Fuck.

She tastes so good on you.

This is why you need to learn how to twerk. Yeah, exactly.

Oh my god, yeah.

Look at that sweet little pussy. Fuck.

Yeah, kind of a thing.

Can this work?

it now.

Now she's using her skills.

You're a fucker just like that.

You like that your pussy falls?

Oh my god, that's adversity.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

I love watching it go in and out of her pussy like that. It's so fucking hot. Oh

my gosh, look at her ass bounce on your cock.

Oh my god, it's so fucking hot the way she does that on you.

It's so nice and juicy.

Yeah.

Yes, make her cum.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes, make her cum, make that pussy cum.

I want to taste her cum off of you.

Let me taste it.

No!

Yes, yes, yes, I'm like, oh.

Oh!

Uh-oh, she's gonna show us some tricks.

Oh my god.

That's a trick.

That's a very good trick. Where'd you learn this from?

Oh, man of mine.

Oh shit.

Oh my god, fuck.

Oh my god, that's so deep.

Fuck.

Oh my god, I can't have it. I can't.

Feel good right around the cock.

Yes, yes.

Oh my God, yes, just like that.

Give it to her.

Fucking hell.

You guys been going through my porn history on my laptop because they're

acting freaky as hell.

Maybe.

I don't know. Well, maybe not.

You guys should get cleaned up before dad gets home.

Yeah. Yeah.

Let's go.

And delete those pictures.

I'm not deleting shit.

No, I got you. I'll delete it. All right. Let's get out of here.