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Hey, what you doing?

Oh, nothing much.

You know, tinkering around the house.

Well, how about you come over tonight for drinks with Pete and me?

I don't know. I hate to be a third wheel with you two.

You're never a third wheel with us. You know that.

I know, I know. I'm sorry.

I just have a case of the blues today.

You know what?

How about I get a rain check?

Okay, well...

Call us if you change your mind.

I will.

Okay.

Yeah, love you. Bye.

She said no.

Well, at least you tried.

You're a good friend.

Well, I'm just worried about her.

Now that Lexi is in college full time, she has nothing to focus on.

I hate to think of her rattling around in that big house all day.

I wish she'd go out more and get a boyfriend or something.

I mean, she definitely could.

She's a very attractive woman.

And damn, what a body.

Hey, that's not what I mean.

She has a lot to offer someone.

She's smart.

and interesting and a good person.

I've got to think of someone to set her up with.

Now don't go playing matchmaker and get in the middle of someone else's drama.

Pete, she's my friend.

I want to help her.

Babe, fate is weird. Sometimes people meet in unexpected ways.

I mean, look at us.

We're total opposites.

No one would have ever tried to set us up on a blind date.

And look what happens.

Love at first sight.

It was.

It sure was.

Come here, baby.

Maybe. Maybe we should go into the bedroom.

Yeah? Yeah.

Let's go.

You know this dress looks so fucking good on you.

It's your favourite.

I want to see you from the back.

mm-hmm

Your girl.

Thank you.

I've transmited.

Temptation.

You feel it?

Yeah.

Right there, yeah.

It's driving me crazy.

Yeah.

Hi,

Mom. Hi.

How were your classes today?

Boring. I'll be glad when that general Ed stuff is over.

Don't worry, darling. Time flies.

A lot faster than you think.

Well, I got some good news.

Do tell.

I'm seeing someone.

Well, I just started seeing someone.

Wow, this is sudden.

Who is he? What can you tell me about him?

He's really cool.

He's kind of, you know, rough around the edges.

What do you mean, rough around the edges?

Well, he's not one of those spoiled brats I'm used to dating.

I mean, he pays his own way.

He doesn't have that much, but at least he's not living off the trust fund and

licking his nose down at everyone.

Well, okay.

As long as he treats you right, money isn't everything.

Awesome, because I wanted to invite him over for dinner tonight. Is that okay?

Oh, tonight?

I wasn't planning on doing anything tonight. I really just would like to be

alone. Please.

I really, really want you to meet him.

Okay.

Let me see what I have in the fridge. I will whip something up.

Thanks, Mom.

so xander lexi tells me you're a mechanic yeah um

third generation actually so he's amazing he's just like one of those npr

guys wow that's quite a recommendation i don't know about that well yeah well

maybe one day i'll have my own video show maybe

So, um, well, what about you?

Miss Harley, what's your area of expertise?

You know, I'm still trying to figure that out.

She's been a super mom for the past 18 years and doesn't have any free time for

herself.

Well, darling, I did have a life once before you were here.

I was a journalist.

Travel writer.

That's before I married your father.

Well, after I got pregnant, I realized I just couldn't be jet-setting around the

world. I didn't know you were a travel writer, Mom.

I know, my secret life.

Yeah, no, that's a pretty amazing job.

Where did you end up being able to travel around to?

Well, let's see.

Turkey, Argentina, Hawaii, Belize.

and I was on my way to Cambodia when the pregnancy test came back positive.

Nice. Well, yeah, it sounds like you've got some serious stories to tell.

Oh, golly, yeah, I do.

But that's all rattling around in the back of my brain somewhere, I'm sure.

Wow, Mom, I didn't know you had such an exciting life once.

Yeah, I did.

Once.

It's been a while.

You sure it's okay with your mom?

Her bedroom's upstairs.

She won't know.

Your mom seems like a pretty interesting lady.

Yeah, she was full of confessionals tonight. I don't even know half that

stuff about her.

Well, maybe she just keeps a lot of stuff to herself.

Well, I hope she comes out of her shell a little bit more.

Maybe start dating or something.

Well, that shouldn't be a big issue for her.

Your mom's a pretty lady.

Aww, you're so sweet.

No, I'm serious.

She's, uh... I'm serious. She's got a lot going for her, you know?

Maybe she'll get a little boy toy or something.

Yeah.

Maybe.

Have you ever dated an older woman?

Like... Like, had a sexual relationship?

Come on, what are you doing?

You trying to set me up? Is this a trap? Is this one of your little games?

No, I'm not. I swear I'm not going to hold it against you.

Have you?

Yeah, it was once.

Ooh, how old is she? Is she like a milf or a cougar? See, this is what I'm

talking about.

This is what I'm talking about. I knew you were going to make a joke out of it.

I'm just going to make fun of you and shit.

I'm not.

Alright, she was... She was one of the customers at my dad's shop.

Uh... Throw a howdy. She was always, uh... Always dressed to the nines.

Um... Yeah, but, you know, she just seemed, like, exotic to me. You know?

Like... I don't know.

Confident, you know? Strong woman.

Hmm. That's interesting.

Yeah, I was, uh...

I was just a young, insecure kid, just turned 18.

And, uh, she seemed pretty badass.

So, what ended up happening with her?

Well, I mean, I was too young and inexperienced, and, uh, she was married.

So, I kind of just ran its course.

Do you still think about her?

No.

No, of course not. What would I think about her if I, uh...

I got somebody cute.

Just curious.

Are

you

shaking

your hands?

Yeah.

I'm gonna handle it. I'm taking my coffee before I...

I guess not.

Fuck that up.

Let's go do it.

Uh-huh.

You got it right there. Yes, yes.

You got the rest of the way?

Wow.

Oh.

um

Good.

I don't want to have to sneak out your window.

So was that age once?

Where did the years go?

Yeah, I just hope we have fun enough in here somewhere.

We're quite surprised to see you.

There we go.

Right on me. That's great. Can't live without our cell phones.

Yeah, well, I can't. I actually hate the fact that somebody could just track you

down any time, you know?

Well, you know, the great thing about technology is you're always connected.

And the bad thing about it is you're always connected.

True story.

I'm sorry, I'm just having some tea. Can I get you something to drink?

Uh, yeah.

Sure, why not? I mean, I guess I could get you something. I mean, if it's no

trouble. Oh, oh.

That's all.

Thank you

very

much.

Bye.

So, uh, do you have the day off from the shop?

Uh, no.

I just, uh, I just stopped out. I gotta, I gotta go back. But, um, that's nice to

have a little break every now and then, you know?

Actually, uh, what you said the other night, uh, like, really got me thinking,

you know, about the whole being a, uh, travel writer and, like, stuff like

that. Like, I was like, I don't know, it sounds like a really cool life.

I was, like, you know. I wonder if I could ever do anything like that.

Oh, of course you could if you wanted to.

You seem a really capable young man.

Yeah, I guess.

I've never really traveled anywhere.

I was born and raised in this town.

I grew up here.

I started working at my dad's shop when I was 13.

Sometimes I kind of forget that there's a whole big world out there, you know?

Well, you have plenty of time to see it.

You're young. You have your whole life ahead of you.

Well, you know.

That's true, I guess.

It's kind of working to make the right decisions, you know?

Don't want to be stuck in a small town like this your whole life.

Married to the first girl you ever got serious with.

That's very true.

So, uh, enough about me.

What about you? Uh, you, uh, nothing selected in college. You thinking about,

uh, going out and traveling a little bit? Writing?

Oh, I don't know.

Adventures?

I think my time for adventure has passed, and that's okay.

Ah, you know.

Life might, uh... That might sell a few surprises for you.

You're right. You never know.

Uh,

well... I guess you'd better get back to work.

Um, yeah.

Yeah, I guess so.

Well, it was really nice talking to you. I hope we can do it again sometime.

Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure about that.

I don't know why they said that to me. It was a really, really long time.

Well, I just did it.

Yeah.

You did?

Oh.

I'm sorry.

Wow, yeah, I... I don't know, it just came over me.

It's okay.

I'll do it once more.

probably go now yeah uh yeah got the phone good um

yes thank you for the for the tea

Xander hey, yeah, I was just in the neighborhood so come in

Have

a

seat

They

probably

Probably weren't, like, expecting me, you know, obviously.

No, I wasn't, obviously.

Yeah, just, um... I've been going through some stuff lately, so...

I don't know, you just keep kind of popping into my mind.

I'm surprised.

Yeah, well... You had a... You had a... pretty big effect on me.

So what is it that you're going through?

Just, you know, relationship stuff.

Yeah,

you know, I'm just dating this girl at my age, just like you told me to.

But... But what?

I don't know. It's just,

um, it's just not the same, you know, as it was with you,

you know, with us.

What we had was special.

But I'm married, Sam. I know, I know.

Look,

I didn't come back here to win you back.

I really didn't. I just...

I just felt like I needed to see you, I guess.

Why?

I mean, it's lovely to see you and all, of course, but what do you think that's

going to solve?

I, uh, I guess I just wanted to see how... I wanted to see how I'd feel.

About me?

Yeah, kind of.

To see if you're still turned on by older women more than younger girls.

No, I wouldn't.

A bit like that, exactly.

You know, I thought about you a long time after, um, we...

It was tough.

I don't want you to think that it was easy.

Really?

I kind of thought it was just a little fling.

No.

You were more than that.

That's good to hear.

Yeah.

Hmm.

I could knock you out.

Now for a minute.

See your face.

Hmm.

Mmm.

there you go, a little too fast

Yeah.

So hard.

um um

No.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Thank you.

We have to go.

Yeah, I know.

And you can't come back anymore, Xander.

Xander, Lexi's not home right now.

I'm actually not here to see Lexi.

Well, there really isn't any reason for you to be here then, is there?

I'll tell her you came by.

Hey, can I just come in and talk to you

for a few minutes, please?

Xander, you're a really nice boy, and I like you a lot.

But what happened the other day can never happen again, so there's no use

talking about it, thinking about it, or God forbid, telling anybody about it.

Never again.

Why not?

I think you know the reason why.

I don't believe that you don't have feelings for me.

Xander, it has nothing to do with that.

It has everything to do with that.

I mean, I want to know if you have feelings for me.

See?

Can't even say it.

See?

Why can't you just say no?

Because I can't.

Darling, you're home early.

I'm not really home. I just forgot my track shoes. I can't exactly run in

these heels.

Oh, there they are.

Oh, cool.

I'll get them. Here you go, darling.

Thanks. Hi. Mom, are you okay?

Everything is fine.

Okay. Oh, by the way, if Xander calls, Don't tell him what time I'll be home.

Okay, darling, but can I ask why?

He's been acting really weird lately, and I think I'm ready to move on.

I've got a date with someone else tonight, but I don't want to start drama

with Xander yet.

I think I'll just cover my bets and see which guy I like better.

Wow, that's not a very nice thing to do to someone, Lexi.

Mom, come on.

He's a guy.

He's probably doing the same thing to me right now.

Well, better get going. Don't want to be late. Thanks, Mom.

I'll see you later. Bye.

Oh, man.

That was a close call.

It was too close.

Xander, you should probably go.

Yeah.

Probably don't really want your, uh...

Daughter's rejects, so... Yeah, let's go.

Excuse me.

Xander.

Wait.

I'm sorry.

About this.

About Lexi.

About everything.

You're a wonderful young man.

And you're gonna do a lot better.

You will. I promise.

Yeah, I guess you're probably right.

Well, I mean, I have been prospecting the neighbor over here, the brunette.

Right over here by Pamela.

Pamela? Yeah.

Pamela's old enough to be your mother.

Okay, so what?

You're going to ask Pamela to go out with you on a date?

Maybe. That's just the worst idea I've ever heard.

Really? All I seem to have are bad ideas.

I mean, Lexi, you, Pamela.

I mean... I don't want to see you with Pamela.

Why not?

Come on.

I just don't.

Okay, well, you know what? I'm going to make you a deal.

I'm going to count to ten, and if in that ten seconds you can't tell me why

going out with Pamela is a bad idea, then I'm just going to

go to Pamela's.

Oh, wait, I'm going to make it a little easier on you. I'm going to close my

eyes, so that I can't look at you and make you nervous or anything.

I'm just going to close my eyes.

Let me start counting.

One, two, three,

four, five,

second hand, six,

seven,

eight.

um

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

oh oh oh

um um

Yeah.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

um um

I'm sorry.

we'll go back

Thank you.

oh oh

oh god

Oh, yes. Yeah.

That's really good.

Oh yeah.

Oh!

You are. It feels wonderful when you're so deep.

I want to see it.