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These aren't bad.
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Great. I'll ring them right up.
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But I don't love them.
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Let's put them in the "maybe" pile.
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Ma'am, my back is killing me.
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Unfortunately, not fast enough.
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I just don't see anything I like.
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You ought to be sitting on this stool.
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Got more shoes
for our delightful customer.
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She's gone.
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Picky bitch.
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-Are you talking to me?
-No, no, no. I'm talking to him.
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Picky bitch.
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Well, I see, as usual, you have outdone
yourselves with the store display.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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Listen, morons,
I've decided to restock the store.
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So I'm donating
all of these old shoes...
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...to poor Filipino orphans.
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Well, they made them,
why would they want them back?
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Just pack them up.
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Excuse me, I've got to go shopping.
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I'm going on a cruise,
and I wanna look good.
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For her to look good, she'd have
to stand next to a real ugly tuna.
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Hi, got your lunch.
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-Oh, good.
-Thank you.
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-Griff, give her the money.
-I don't have any money.
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Well, I don't have any money.
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Well, you know,
I could take those sandals instead.
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You know, a little trade?
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Hey....
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-You got a deal.
-Cool.
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And while you're at it,
take yourself a pair of Peds.
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All right, Lucky,
the dishes are all done.
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Now it's time to do Al's laundry.
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Oh, yeah? Well, anyone who doesn't
think Delta Burke is a major talent...
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...is someone
I don't wanna do business with.
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Hey.
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Guess what.
I finally got my masseuse license.
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You know what that means?
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You can rub men
and finally get paid for it?
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No, master of self-massage...
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...it means, as a licensed masseuse,
I can make some money--
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Oh, yeah, I guess you're right, huh?
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So, Mom, you look pretty stressed.
Do you wanna go first?
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Well, I guess Mom can wait.
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How about you?
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Well, I am a little tense.
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Getting Delta Burke a job isn't as easy
as I thought it would be.
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Here, hop on the table. Come on.
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-All right.
-All right, let's see.
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Okay.
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Oh, Kelly, that feels good.
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Yeah. See, the key to it is pressure.
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Because if you press
in the wrong place, you could--
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You could really hurt someone.
Here, let's try this one.
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-No, stop. Kelly, stop. Please.
-It's really a good one though.
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Well, there's a sound
I haven't heard before.
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Oh, my God. I can't move my legs.
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I can't move my legs.
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That's not true.
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They're twitching.
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I really, really think
I'm gonna need some help here.
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Okay. Well, I guess I better
go take another lesson then, huh?
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-Okay, bye.
-No, Kelly. Don't leave!
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Kelly, don't leave, please!
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Mom!
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You know, this bartering stuff is great.
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I wonder why people didn't think
of this thousands of years ago.
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You know, it's kind of hard
to barter...
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...when you got a T. rex
chasing your ass.
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Hey.
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This here looks expensive, huh?
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My back is killing me.
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The view is killing me.
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Hey.
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How come this chair...
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...has an on-and-off switch?
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Because that
is the Swedish Ecstasy 5000.
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This massage chair is so amazing...
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...other massage chairs sit in it
when they want to relax.
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Some people say...
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...the Swedish Ecstasy 5000
is almost as good as sex.
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They're crazy.
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It's much better.
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-We'll take it.
-Well, that will be $3000.
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Three thousand dollars?
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For that we could have actual sex
with Swedish girls.
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Yeah.
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Yes. Well, maybe we couldn't,
but some guys could.
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That's another great feature
of this chair.
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-It will never say no to you.
-Yeah.
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Spit on you and call you a shoe man.
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Or lard butt.
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Or spoon-billed.
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Well, that only happened once.
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My friend, you're in luck.
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We're in the barter business.
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Now, how many shoes would you take
for this here chair?
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One. As long as there's
$3000 stuffed in it.
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Come on. We're both mall guys.
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What would you take for that chair?
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Well, it's too bad you guys don't work
in the sporting goods store...
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...because I'd trade that chair
for a set of graphite golf clubs.
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That can be arranged.
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So, what do you say?
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I say I'll give you the clubs...
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...for 50 pairs of stiletto heels.
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Size 12.
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Don't ask.
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Who are we to judge?
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And a push-up bra.
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Maybe we'll judge a little.
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Deal.
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Okay.
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Now, Bud...
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...can you feel this?
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No.
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All right.
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How about this?
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That's good. That's good.
It means it hasn't spread.
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Kelly, I'm in a lot of pain here.
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Oh, and I'm not?
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Do you have any idea
what watching Oprah at this angle...
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...is doing to my neck?
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Mommy, please call the doctor.
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Oh, what good's a doctor, Bud?
All they're gonna do...
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...is stick you with needles
and check your temperature.
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Speaking of which....
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Well, if you were a pot roast,
you'd be done by now.
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Don't worry, Bud.
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I'm here to help.
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I've been in more massage parlors
than anyone in the world.
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All right, I think I have an idea.
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Put Bud on the table.
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-All right.
-All right.
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Why--? What--? No, I don't--
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Okay. Now what?
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Nothing. I just wanted the couch.
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All right, Bud.
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Here we go. Here we go.
Now, this is a little something...
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...that I picked up in a massage parlor
in the Far East.
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Well, actually, I picked up
a few things in that massage parlor...
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...but this is one
that I can pass on to you.
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Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
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Okay, now, Bud, I am going
to manipulate your vertebrae...
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...while twisting your neck clockwise.
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-Oh, be careful.
-Here we go. And....
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Or was that counter clockwise?
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Oh, God, now I can't move at all!
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Well, on the plus side, you clot well.
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Al, don't you think all this trading
is getting a little out of hand?
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What do you mean?
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Oh, just a hunch.
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Very simple, Griff.
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To get the chair,
we had to get the golf clubs.
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To get the golf clubs,
we had to get that push-up bra.
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To get the push-up bra,
we had to give them the kayak...
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...and that apology for the detour
through the fitting room.
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Now all we need to do
is get this driving mower to the Gap...
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...and Mr. Zippy the chimp
to Hickory Farms.
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I hope they don't let him roll
the cheese logs.
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Hi, I need a pair of shoes.
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Well, what are you doing here?
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You need shoes,
you go to the Hallmark store.
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And if you need pantyhose,
you gotta go to the Beef Bowl.
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Good day.
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Al, are you sure
this is gonna work out?
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Trust me. I've thought of everything.
Nothing can go wrong.
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-Freeze.
-You're busted.
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What did we do?
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You're in violation of Mall Code 274,
illegal bartering.
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Bar-- Bar-- Bartering?
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But who's bartering?
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Then what's all this merchandise
doing here?
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Well, if you...
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...wipe the Clearasil
out of your eyes, officer...
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...you would have seen
that the sign says:
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"Gary's Shoes and Accessories."
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See, all this stuff,
they're accessories.
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A barbecue grill?
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Well, sure, maybe to you...
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...but to a discriminating consumer,
this is...
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...a foot warmer.
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All right, that makes sense.
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But what about this?
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That is....
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That's for our customer lounge.
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Welcome to the shoe room,
gentlemen.
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Any requests?
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Come on, Bundy.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Keep your voice down.
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There's no reason to shout.
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Come on,
we all work in the same mall.
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Why are you giving me the shaft?
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Let's take five, Little Stevie.
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Now, listen, I know that you guys
are just doing your job...
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...you know,
between doughnut runs...
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...but let's talk about
a little payola, you know?
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A little greasing of the wheel.
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A little something
for the widows and orphans fund.
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No way, Bundy.
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We want free stuff.
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And...
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...Griff plays
at the Mall Policeman's Ball.
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Deal.
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As long as it's not on Saturday.
See, I booked me a bar mitzvah.
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Stop that!
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Come on, Bud,
you have to cooperate...
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...or we're not gonna take you
to the chiropractor.
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Oh, are you sure he's good?
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Of course he's good.
His office is in the mall.
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-Come on, let's hurry up.
-Here we go.
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Okay, okay.
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-Okay.
-That's good.
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There you go, buddy.
It should work.
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Need I remind you people
that we have to go through a tunnel?
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Someone's cranky.
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All right. Let's put him in the trunk.
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-Yeah.
-Okay. Here we go.
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No, no, no.
That's not a good idea.
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Why, you can't even feel your legs.
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-The trunk is not a good idea.
-Yes, it is.
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Come on, Bud, you didn't mind
going in the trunk...
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...when we had to go to the drive-in
or grandma's or California.
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-Get the trunk.
-Well, push over.
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Stop, I don't want--
I'm not getting in the trunk.
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No. Don't even--!
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I'm sorry, Bud.
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Let me out.
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His legs are moving.
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You big faker.
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All right, look. I have a better idea.
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Take him out of the trunk.
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-All right.
-Come on.
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Come on, Bud. Oh, jeez.
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Hey, this is a great idea...
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...tying Bud to the roof.
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-You said tie him to the roof?
-Yeah.
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I thought you said put him in a tie.
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Oh, no.
241
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Slow down.
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What'd he say?
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-I think he said stop.
-Okay.
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Oh, that had to hurt.
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Well, I hope you enjoy
your Bustisizer.
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I sure have.
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Al, your chair is here.
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Gary's Shoes.
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Well, Gary's.
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Hello, chair.
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Al, we're in big trouble.
That was Gary.
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00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:14,600
She found out that retro was in,
and she wants all the shoes back.
253
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:17,066
But we gave all those shoes away.
254
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,867
-Calm down.
-Calm down?
255
00:15:18,934 --> 00:15:20,600
This is all your fault, Griff.
256
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:24,066
My fault? This was all your idea.
257
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:26,533
Hey, now, let's not place blame here.
258
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:29,266
How we gonna get the shoes back?
259
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,467
Well, we've gotta trade
for everything back.
260
00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:32,834
Including the chair.
261
00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:35,300
-Not the chair.
-Al...
262
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,967
...what good is a massage chair
gonna do you in prison...
263
00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:41,500
...when a guy named Lava Joe
has just made you his bride?
264
00:15:48,033 --> 00:15:50,467
I love this store.
265
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,700
What about the chiropractor?
266
00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:55,500
Bud, you saw those prices.
267
00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:57,633
We're not made out of money,
you know.
268
00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,367
Oh, look.
269
00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:02,300
A titanium showerhead.
270
00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:04,834
Oh, and it's only $400.
271
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,433
I'll take it.
272
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,934
This is the worst day of my life.
273
00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:12,633
Well, I guess it's okay to tell you...
274
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:15,400
...that Delta Burke called
and she fired you.
275
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,000
I'm sorry.
276
00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:20,500
It doesn't get any lower than that.
277
00:16:22,734 --> 00:16:25,133
Hey, Bud...
278
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,600
...you know what I do...
279
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,500
...when I'm feeling blue?
280
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:32,433
I tan my troubles away.
281
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,734
Oh, that's a good idea.
282
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,900
There you go, sweetie.
There you go.
283
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,367
I don't know
if this is such a good idea.
284
00:16:38,433 --> 00:16:40,667
See, I'm fair-skinned.
285
00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:43,633
Foosball.
286
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:44,867
Best three out of two?
287
00:16:44,934 --> 00:16:46,633
-You're on.
-Okay.
288
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:51,934
Hey, Bundy...
289
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,367
...love the clubs.
290
00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:56,000
Hey, that's good.
Give them back to us.
291
00:16:56,066 --> 00:16:59,000
No way. They've taken
eight strokes off my game.
292
00:16:59,066 --> 00:17:02,233
But see, we traded back everything
we traded for for the chair.
293
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:05,166
Even Mr. Zippy the chimp,
who didn't wanna go.
294
00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:09,834
And I'm not ashamed to say it,
I'm gonna miss the little fellow.
295
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:13,900
So be a pal, help us out.
296
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,734
But we're not pals.
297
00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:18,300
I don't like you.
298
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:21,467
But I like you.
299
00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:27,233
Beat it.
300
00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:31,333
Hey, Peg.
301
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,700
What are you doing up?
302
00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:33,867
Well...
303
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,333
...one of us has to be
an attentive parent.
304
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:41,266
Bud is in serious trouble. He's--
305
00:17:43,967 --> 00:17:45,834
He's burning.
306
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,834
Sorry, Bud, we....
307
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:52,433
Oh, we kind of lost track of time.
308
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,767
But....
309
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,834
Gee, you....
310
00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,967
You look great.
311
00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:03,800
You smell like chicken.
312
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,133
Bud boy?
313
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,166
Daddy. Dad?
314
00:18:09,233 --> 00:18:11,633
They're trying to kill me,
you know?
315
00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:15,600
Welcome to my world, son.
316
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,300
All right.
What did you do to the boy?
317
00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:25,900
Well, I massaged him and then--
318
00:18:25,967 --> 00:18:27,700
And now he can't walk.
319
00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:29,567
You massaged him...
320
00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:31,600
...and now he's paralyzed.
321
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:35,367
Great. I got a good idea.
Help me here.
322
00:18:35,433 --> 00:18:37,567
-Bud, come here, son.
-What are you doing?
323
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,633
Don't worry.
We'll take good care of you.
324
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,967
Get him over to the chair.
Come on over here.
325
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:45,033
Easy, boy. There.
326
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:47,667
Attention, mall shoppers.
327
00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:50,333
You see what this chair
did to my only son?
328
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,467
It paralyzed him...
329
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:55,166
...and it burned him.
330
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:58,333
Cut him down in his prime.
331
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,133
All thanks to this evil chair.
332
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:04,100
What the hell
are you guys trying to pull?
333
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,700
I'm trying to save
my sorry son's life.
334
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,100
Hey, Dad...
335
00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:11,467
...I think I'm starting to be able
to move here.
336
00:19:12,033 --> 00:19:16,266
Oh, my spine!
337
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,967
All right. All right.
338
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:21,100
Take the clubs.
Just get the hell out of here.
339
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:22,467
Come on, Griff, let's go.
340
00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:25,800
A pleasure doing business
with you, sir.
341
00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:33,800
My skin is fried.
342
00:19:34,934 --> 00:19:38,000
Well, here,
maybe this will cool you off.
343
00:19:39,066 --> 00:19:40,500
That's not gonna work.
344
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:42,233
Here.
345
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,800
No--
346
00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:45,533
Kelly!
347
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,233
Thank you, Kelly. That felt real good.
348
00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:12,367
Well, just as I suspected...
349
00:20:12,433 --> 00:20:15,333
...you two slugs haven't moved
a muscle since I left.
350
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,900
Jeez, you guys could get
some exercise.
351
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:22,467
It's just that your beauty
has left us breathless.
352
00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:25,633
You'll have to wait in line...
353
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:29,700
...because I met a special someone
on that cruise. He's picking me up.
354
00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:32,033
I just need a minute
to make myself pretty.
355
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,967
She's gonna need a little bit more
than a minute, huh?
356
00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:42,667
Al, you sure you cleared out
all that stuff back there?
357
00:20:42,734 --> 00:20:44,000
Yes, I'm sure.
358
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,266
That's one desperate
little chimp, huh?
359
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:08,166
Don't go away, we'll be right back.
360
00:21:10,967 --> 00:21:12,834
I told you, I'm in a hurry.
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