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Hey, pass me the chips.
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Sure. Go long.
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-Three eighty-five. Hut, hut.
-Face left.
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Face left. One, two, three.
He goes for the Hail Mary.
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-Al? Al, are you all right?
-I'm fine. I'm fine.
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Come on, buddy.
The NFL draft is on.
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Let's go, let's go.
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In the first round,
the San Francisco 49ers...
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...select Jamal Sanders
from Texas A&M.
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Oh, man, look at that.
That could've been me.
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I guess we'll never know because
you only played high school ball.
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Hey, at least
I was man enough to suit up for it.
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Hey, I suited up,
and I played at every game.
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You were in the band.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
And more than once, I played hurt.
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You know, the glockenspiel
is a cruel mistress.
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Al. Honey, you broke the--
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The flat thing.
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It's the dinner table, Peg.
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You know, as in cooking dinner
and serving it to your family.
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Well, in that case,
thanks for getting rid of it, honey.
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Man, what I wouldn't give to play
for the Chicago Bears.
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I would sell my soul
to play for the Bears.
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Good afternoon.
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I'm here to fix your television.
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Nothing wrong with my television.
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You know, my wife needs
some fixing too.
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If you're a repairman,
where's your butt crack?
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My tail's covering it.
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I'm Lucifer.
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Peg, one of your relatives.
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Peg?
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Jefferson?
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They can't hear you.
I've frozen them.
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Hey, these are two
of the laziest people on Earth.
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You want to impress me?
Make them get jobs.
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I'm the devil, not a genie.
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I still don't think
he's seeing my point.
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Maybe this will help.
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Oh, so you're the devil.
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What do you want?
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Your soul, Mr. Bundy.
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Deal.
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Gee, Tom Arnold put up
more of a fight.
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Okay. So you can have my soul...
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...but I get to play
for the Chicago Bears...
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...and take them to a Super Bowl.
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Before I go, I'd better unfreeze them.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Go ahead.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Is something burning?
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Has Mom been ironing?
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No, nothing as unusual as that.
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I sold my soul to the devil.
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Cool. For riches and diamonds?
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Kelly, we're talking about Dad's soul.
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For a Canadian penny?
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No, pumpkin.
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Daddy's gonna be the new star fullback
for the Chicago Bears.
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Right. And I sold my soul so I could
be a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.
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You'd have to sell every soul
in China for that, Peg.
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Guys, look. Daddy's on TV.
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And in the first round...
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...the Chicago Bears select,
from James K. Polk High School...
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...Al Bundy.
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Hey, guys, I hope you're not
still mad at me...
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...for making you look bad
at practice.
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Okay. So you had a few good days.
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You're still old and flabby.
And you smell like BENGAY.
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And because of you,
we all have jock itch.
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Hey, look. Look, there's Daddy.
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Everybody wave.
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This is the last time
we'll see Al walking.
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You are so lucky, Peggy.
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You're finally going to get
handicap parking.
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Get your Red Hots.
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Devil dogs.
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Deviled eggs. Deviled ham.
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Smokey.
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Yogi. Boo Boo.
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What are you doing?
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Trying to get the Bears' attention.
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No, no, no. I'm sorry.
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Shoehorn Bundy will not endorse
any products he doesn't use.
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No, it's not just your deodorant,
it's any deodorant.
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Hello, PoliGrip?
Yeah. What's your best offer?
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I said, "Show me the money."
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You're not even
showing me the wallet.
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Bundy, Bundy, Bundy.
Bundy, Bundy, Bundy.
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So, Al, it's the final moments
before the start of the Super Bowl.
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You've had a miraculous
Cinderella season.
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The whole world is wondering:
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-How did you do it?
-I sold my soul.
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Dedication.
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Well, to you young people watching
out there, and to you old people too...
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...anything is possible
if you put your soul into it.
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-Give them hell, Shoehorn.
-Thanks, J.B.
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Congratulations, Mr. Bundy.
You did it.
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Thanks to you, Lu,
I'm realizing my dream.
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I'm playing in the Super Bowl.
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As I'm sure your wife has said to you
many times before...
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...Mr. Bundy,
not so fast.
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-What?
-I agreed to let you take the Bears...
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...to the Super Bowl.
I didn't agree to let you play in it.
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But that's not fair.
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I'm the devil.
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Well, I'm playing,
and you can't stop me.
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Well, go ahead. But you'll be playing
without my help.
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I don't need your help.
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I'm Al "Shoehorn" Bundy,
NFL Rookie of the Year...
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...and spokesman for Super PoliGrip,
now available in barbecue.
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It's your funeral.
Win one for the Reaper.
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-Hey, you okay, Bundy?
-I'm fine.
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Okay, 36 blast on three.
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Who's talking?
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Kramer, is that you?
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Speak up.
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Okay. Everybody got that?
Ready? Break.
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Set. Blue 48. Hut, hut.
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Gosh, what a bone-crushing hit.
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Oh, but, you know, you hate to see
something like that.
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Hey, let's take a look at the replay.
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-He's not moving.
-Oh, my God.
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He's either dead or having sex.
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That was a hell of a hit.
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Ironic choice of words.
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What's happening?
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We're in the hell-evator.
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Going down.
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But I was supposed to go
to Disneyland.
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Jeez, it's hot as hell down here.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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As a frequent liar, you’re eligible
for our express check-in.
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And how long will you be staying?
Oh, forever.
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I hope you enjoy your room here
at Club Dead.
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It overlooks the cesspool.
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And here's your complimentary
Bloody Mary.
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Careful. I think some bone
got through the juicer.
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Now for my favorite part,
your itinerary of eternal torments.
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For the next millennium...
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...you'll be dining exclusively on
the most hideous food known to man:
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Weenie Tots.
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I love those.
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Really.
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Well, what you don't know
is that a steady diet of Weenie Tots...
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...will cause you to spend eternity
in the bathroom.
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Why do you think I love them?
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All right, Mr. Bundy.
Since you find hell such a picnic...
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...how about this?
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For the rest of eternity,
you'll never see your family again.
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This is heaven.
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Could it be the letter P?
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Hangman. I win.
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It's French fries, you idiot.
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You're not too smart, are you, Nap?
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Mr. Bundy, your permanent
accommodations are now ready.
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Oh, great, great. I'm ready, Lu.
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Oh, hey, Lu. What's down there?
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Specialty suites for IRS auditors...
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...meter maids,
infomercial producers, mimes.
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Well, here we are.
I hope this is to your liking.
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Oh, I'm sure it will be.
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Hey!
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What are you guys doing down here?
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Well, we were taking your body
to the dump--
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I mean, the cemetery.
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--when the brakes went out
on the Dodge.
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Al Bundy, this is all your fault.
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I should be in heaven right now
having sex with young Elvis.
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Then it wouldn't be heaven for him
anymore, though, would it?
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Are you happy now?
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No. Not until you're as miserable
as you can possibly be.
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How can it get
any more miserable than this?
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Of course.
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What happened?
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Well, I was dancing
next to your grave...
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...I slipped on some confetti,
and the next thing you know, here I am.
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How'd you get here?
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There was a conga line....
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Lu, listen to me. I'm begging you.
Can't you put me somewhere else?
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Hey, I hear J. Edgar Hoover
has a queen-size bed.
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Have a nice eternity.
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You go to...
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...here, you bastard.
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Peg, I'm home.
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Al, shut the door.
You're letting all the flames in.
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Okay, home shoppers.
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Call now to get in on this lifetime
supply of bonbons for only five cents.
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Damn hooves.
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They're just a pain in the ass.
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Tell me about it, Peg.
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I don't know how much more
Isis can take.
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It's hard being gentle with claws.
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Well, here they are
for the 7 millionth...
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...nine hundred and sixteenth
thousand, forty-second time.
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Come on, Al, you know the drill.
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We can't leave
until you repeat the insult.
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Okay. Look who's crossed the road.
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I'd say it was a chicken,
but it doesn't have any breasts...
201
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...just nuggets.
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And it takes 10 of them
to make a decent meal.
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00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,919
Hey, is Kelly home?
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I'm ready. I'm ready.
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Hey, I still have a nice body.
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God, I hate being a gargoyle.
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If anybody needs me,
I'll be perched on the roof.
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I can't take this anymore.
209
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:55,422
No, these plans
for the O.J. plaza are all wrong.
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The F. Lee Bailey bar goes here...
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...and the Kato Kaelin lounge
goes over there.
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Get it right.
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Hey, Lu, I want my soul back.
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"I want my soul back.
I want my soul back."
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That's all I hear from you
and Tiger Woods.
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Tiger Woods sold his soul?
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Of course. You don't think
anybody's really that good, do you?
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-Red Hots?
-Oh, thanks.
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Hey. You like to play games.
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Football, one on one, me against you,
winner take all.
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I don't know.
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So the big, bad,
fire-spitting devil is all talk.
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Not that I don't respect
a little fire spitting.
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Look, Bundy, I've been pretty easy
on you up until now.
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But if you want me
to turn up the heat...
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...you're going down.
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I'm already down.
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Let's rock.
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I thought this was just between
you and me.
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Allow me to introduce my team.
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Erik the Red, Attila the Hun...
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...Genghis Khan, Brutus...
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...and my favorite, Goliath.
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These guys aren't football players.
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I know. They just hurt people.
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That's not fair.
I don't have a team.
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Oh, sure you do, Al.
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Hey, Daddy. All right.
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Like I said, I don't have a team.
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Okay, guys.
Now, this is sudden death.
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No kidding.
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All we have to do
is score the first touchdown...
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...and we get to go home.
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So give me the ball
and stay out of my way.
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-Can I get a "whoa, Bundy"?
-Whoa, Bundy!
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Ready.
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Hut one.
248
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,991
Yes.
249
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,994
Okay, a new plan.
250
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:19,933
Stay out of my way,
but stay in their way.
251
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,368
Can I get a "whoa, Bundy"?
252
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,771
Whoa, Bundy.
253
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,446
All right.
254
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,981
New plan.
255
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,219
They're expecting me to get the ball.
Let's change all that.
256
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:40,954
Can I get a "whoa, Bundy"?
257
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,022
All right.
258
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:47,260
-Hut one. Jefferson. Jefferson.
-What? What? Hey, hey.
259
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,628
I don't want it.
260
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,272
Having some fun now,
huh, Bundy?
261
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:03,443
Maybe when hell freezes over,
we can play hockey.
262
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,980
All right. This is our last chance.
263
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,383
Jefferson, it's time
for the Hail Mary.
264
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:14,888
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
265
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:18,458
Not the prayer. The pass.
266
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,027
-Ready. Break.
-Break.
267
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,695
Hold on.
268
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:28,835
Three eight five! Three eight five!
Six hut.
269
00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,567
Hey, I was about to catch that.
270
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,671
Are you sure you want to?
271
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,106
You see, Al, if you catch the ball...
272
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:10,577
...I send you all back together
as we agreed.
273
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,580
However, if you drop the ball...
274
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,517
...I'll still send you back,
not with them...
275
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,352
...but with them.
276
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:26,392
-Come on, Al.
-Yeah, you can do it.
277
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,962
-You can do it.
-Come on.
278
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:32,699
-Come on, Al.
-Yeah, you can do it.
279
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:38,504
Al?
280
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,139
Al, come on. Are you all right?
281
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,241
Get up. Come on.
282
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,777
I'm home. I'm--
283
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,346
I'm really home.
284
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,448
Well, of course you're home.
285
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,984
Where the hell else would you be?
286
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:55,054
Exactly. I was in hell.
And you were there...
287
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:58,391
...and you were there,
and you were there, and....
288
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:01,561
And, of course, you were there.
289
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,830
He's fine.
290
00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:06,065
Nice going with
the dinner table, Al.
291
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,534
Yeah. Now what are we
not gonna eat on?
292
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:13,406
I can't believe you went to hell
and didn't even bring me a souvenir.
293
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,810
Hey, Al, the NFL draft is on.
294
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,513
It must have been a dream.
295
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,322
There's no hell like home.
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