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You know, Al...
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...I think I wanna get a TV
in the bedroom.
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Good idea, Peg. Then we'll install
a fridge in the nightstand...
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...and you won't need legs at all.
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You know, if body parts fell off
because of lack of use...
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...you'd be a Ken doll.
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Kelly....
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What? I don't know what
you're so upset about.
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It was a perfectly good role.
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Oh, yeah. The kind
you can really sink your teeth into.
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You gotta be willing to pay your dues.
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I am, but I can't be
a cheese hostess forever, Bud.
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Of course you can't.
You have an expiration date.
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Look at me. My career's a joke.
Come on, help me out of this thing.
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-All right, pumpkin, we'll help you.
-Oh, it's okay, we love you.
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We'd like you more with crackers.
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You know, Bud, next time
she gets a job like this...
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...maybe it could be as a bonbon girl.
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There won't be a next time...
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...because another agent has called me
from the Almost Artists Agency.
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That would be a big mistake, Kel.
They'll treat you like a piece of meat.
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Hear that, Peg?
We're gonna get meat.
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Fine. Then you have one week
to get me a decent job.
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And that means nothing edible.
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Kel, what's the big deal?
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I mean, you've been playing
a vegetable all your life.
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Oh, now, young lady, young lady.
We're not finished with you yet.
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-Yeah, honey.
-Would you two stop?
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Now, go stand someplace cold.
I may want a sandwich after a while.
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Al, you been working out?
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Al, I'm lonely.
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Wait a minute, Peg. Wait a minute.
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Get up! Wake up, wake up, wake up!.
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-I just got a big part on a TV show.
-Oh, hey....
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Honey, that's great,
but it's midnight, you know...
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...and your father and I
want our privacy.
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Hey, now, wait a minute, Peg.
The kids are trying to share.
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You can't just phone
that parent stuff in.
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Listen, Kelly's filling in
for the Princess of Puppet Land...
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-...on Uncle Dudley's Playpen.
-Hey....
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Oh, Kelly,
that was your favorite show.
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You know, when you were little,
I used to put you in front of that TV...
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...and Uncle Dudley would entertain
you when I went out shopping...
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...or to the movies,
or went away for the weekend.
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He was my favorite babysitter.
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He never told when
I used to put worms in Bud's ears.
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What?
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My pumpkin is becoming a princess.
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Gee, if I could only trade my cow
for some magic beans.
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Al, the last thing
you need are beans.
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-Come on, Bud, let's go.
-What?
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So listen. If Kelly's gonna be
on Uncle Dudley's Playpen...
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...I definitely
need a TV in the bedroom.
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But, Peg,
that show comes on at 10 a.m.
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Can't you drag your butt
to the living room before that?
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-I know it's a tough commute, Peg.
-Al.
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You're gonna start nagging
about this, aren't you?
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-I do not nag!
-All right, Peg, all right.
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You can have a TV in the bedroom.
I mean, that thing I can mute.
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But I'm gonna want
something myself, Peg.
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Sure, tiger. Surprise me.
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Okay, everybody,
we're back in five...
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...four, three, two, one.
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Okay, kids.
Ready for our Manners Minute.
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Excuse me.
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What for, Fredrick?
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For that?
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You know, that little Fredrick
is almost as talented as Uncle Dudley.
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Yeah, yeah. He's good enough
to go out on his own.
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Oh, yeah.
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And we'll be right back.
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Come on.
I'll introduce you to Uncle Dudley.
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Kelly?
Please, please don't embarrass me.
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Bud, I know
how to behave on a set.
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-Nice to meet you.
-Oh, my God!
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I can't believe it's really you!
You look just like yourself, only older.
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I've been watching you for years.
I love you so much.
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And we're back in five, four....
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Welcome back, kids.
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Now, we all remember
that Princess Babs...
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...is away having elective surgery.
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So let's give a great,
big happy hello...
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...to substitute, Princess Kelly.
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Hi, goys and birls.
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That's a good one, Krincess Pelly.
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Thanks, Duncle Udley.
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That's the joke, don't wear it out.
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Today's Puppet Land story...
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...is "Curious George
Converts to Judaism."
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"Curious George
was crossing Delancey...
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...when the wind
blew off his yarmulke into the gutter."
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Did it land
next to Uncle Dudley's career?
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Shut up, you dummy.
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Make me, tubbo.
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Why, you rotten piece of driftwood.
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Oh, you talentless burnout.
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Kids. Kids. Kids?
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Now, Uncle Dudley and Fredrick,
they're really best friends...
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...and sometimes friends say things
to each other that they don't mean...
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...and they lose their heads.
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No, no.
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I'm fine, kids. Just a scratch.
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Where's Uncle Dudley?
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Well, he's gone to rest...
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...in the Sleepytime Kingdom.
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It's a big castle with soft walls...
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...and magic potions that are gonna
make him feel all better, okay?
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So say goodbye, Fredrick.
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Goodbye, Fredrick.
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Clear.
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Kelly, you were brilliant.
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-I was?
-Yeah, she was?
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I mean, she was.
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That's why Kelly Bundy should host
the show until Uncle Dudley recovers.
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-Great idea. You're hired.
-I am?
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Bud, I'm a star!
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-You're a star. You're a star.
-I'm a star. I'm a star!
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Good night, pookie.
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Al, I don't like these twin beds.
It's unnatural.
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Anything involving you
and a bed is unnatural, Peg.
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Just put on your snore strap
and go to sleep.
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Al Bundy,
you're gonna pay for this.
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Peg, we made a deal.
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You have your TV,
which will help you get to sleep...
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...and I don't have you,
which will help me get to sleep.
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Nighty-night.
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Peg, wake up. Peg, wake--
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This ought to jump-start her.
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Attention, home shoppers.
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Call now for this fabulous
Fabio shower massager.
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00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:09,242
You know, Al...
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...this kind of reminds me
of how we were in high school...
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...and you used to sneak into my room
late at night.
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I never snuck in your room
in high school.
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00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,723
I think Kelly's show is on.
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Oh, Bobby Beaver.
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Won't you ever learn?
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00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:37,137
Oh, you know,
she is really good with kids.
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-She got that from me, you know.
-Oh, yeah, right, Peg.
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00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:45,112
After this commercial, she's gonna
feed them diet pills for breakfast.
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00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:50,650
You know, those diet pills saved us
a fortune in school lunches.
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Kids, did you know
that Princess Kelly has a little brother?
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Well, he's here with us today.
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Boys and girls,
I'd like you to meet Budrick.
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Hi, kids, I'm Budrick.
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Isn't that sweet of Kelly?
She has Bud on the show.
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Seems a little stiff though, huh, Peg?
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Well, you know,
Kelly is the talented one.
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Budrick is the saddest little boy
in Puppet Land.
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None of the girl puppets
will play with him...
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...so he has to play with himself.
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So remember, kids,
don't be a Budrick, be a Goodrick.
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Clear.
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Kelly, don't you think
you should've cleared...
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-...the Budrick puppet with me first?
-Bud, I am the star of the show.
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I don't have to clear anything
with anybody.
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Kelly, why did you cut
my giant cupcake sketch?
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I don't know,
I thought it was kind of childish.
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I am a child.
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Do you believe that?
That beaver is such a diva.
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Kelly, you can't just go cutting out
the other characters.
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You're gonna ruin the show.
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You saved the show.
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The ratings are holding steady
ages two to 11...
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...and they're through the roof
with men 18 to 99.
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Whatever you want, you got it.
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Did you hear that, Bud?
Anything I want.
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Oh, which reminds me.
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I was kind of thinking about
changing the title of the show.
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How about Princess Kelly's Castle?
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Where the drawbridge never closes.
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Watch it, Bud. I don't need
to take that from my assistant.
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I'm your agent.
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If you need a new agent,
I can make some calls.
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Find out who represents
the 101 Dalmatians.
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I mean, they're everywhere.
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It's the same old story, huh?
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I make you a star, and suddenly
you start treating me like dirt.
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That's not true.
I've always treated you like dirt.
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You won't get away with it.
We have a contract.
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You can't prove that's my "X."
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-Security.
-What?
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Wait a second. Hey, now. Hey--
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Excuse me. Who put
Captain Bananas in a pink tutu?
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Think, people. He's a male.
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He needs a blue tutu.
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What, am I working alone here?
Come on, let's go.
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You shouldn't have slept
on top of me, Peg.
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My spine is cracking
like a plumber's ass.
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Don't be silly, Al.
You don't have a spine.
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Your daughter is a rotten,
ungrateful witch.
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No, that's your mother, Bud.
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Your sister is a princess,
and don't you forget it.
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She fired me.
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Honey, that's because
Kelly is a star now...
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...and you don't represent stars.
You represent cheese.
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Dad, Kelly humiliated me
on the air with that puppet.
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Yes, I know.
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And that was wrong, son,
but it's only a puppet.
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The whole thing
is probably forgotten by now.
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Yeah. They were selling these
on the way home.
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Is that an extra large?
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All right, son. So you tried your best
and you failed miserably.
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You're a Bundy.
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But I fully expect you
to kick this curse.
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I have faith in you.
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You're right, Dad. I'm not gonna end up
some middle-aged shoe salesman...
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-...making minimum wage.
-Okay, Bud.
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Slaving away 20 years,
never getting a promotion.
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All right, Bud.
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No respect, no raises,
no reason to live, no hair.
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-This father-son talk is over.
-Yeah, it's a good talk, Dad.
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I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna sign
the biggest star I can find.
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Good luck, Budrick.
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What do you wanna
represent me for? I'm a failure.
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A failure? Aren't you the same guy
who taught every kid in Chicago...
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...how to make a hat
out of a milk carton?
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You saw that?
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Why, sure. I mean, we didn't have milk
so I used a cigarette carton...
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...but it was still fun.
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No, no, no. No, I can't go back.
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I frightened all the children,
and they can never forgive me.
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That's not true.
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As Freddy Frog always says,
"Frog-give and frog-get."
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-How's Freddy doing, anyway?
-Princess Kelly fired him.
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Oh, my God.
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How will he support Frieda
and the tadpoles?
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00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:05,231
You see? You have to go back
and save Puppet Land.
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You're right.
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But what about
that nice Princess Kelly?
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She's about to get a royal flush.
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You know, Al...
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...when I said I wanted you on top
of me, this is not what I had in mind.
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You're never satisfied,
are you, Peg?
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Oh, yeah, I'm satisfied sometimes.
You're just never around to see it.
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00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,465
You know, Peg,
these bunk beds are comfy.
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That's nice, honey.
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00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,737
Let me rock you to sleep.
239
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,613
You know, you were right, Al.
240
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,583
Bunk beds are fun.
241
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,786
What are you, a fool?
242
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:02,455
Well, yeah.
243
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:08,395
I said I wanted
only purple M&M's. Purple, royal.
244
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,865
But they don't make
purple M&M's, Kelly.
245
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,469
-Kelly?
-Your Highness.
246
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:20,440
You know, Uncle Dudley
was always nice to the fools.
247
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:21,741
I am nice.
248
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,043
If I was a prince,
I'd be a perfectionist...
249
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,146
...but because
I'm a princess, I'm a bitch.
250
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:30,083
We're back in five, four, three....
251
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,593
Welcome back
to Princess Kelly's Castle.
252
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,631
Oh, look, I think it's time
for the royal milk and cookies.
253
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:48,535
Here comes our old friend,
Bobby Beaver.
254
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,409
Yummy.
255
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:07,220
Hi, Princess Kelly.
256
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,489
Fredrick, what are you doing here?
257
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,357
I invited him.
258
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:18,898
Excuse me, Uncle Doodey,
but I'm trying to do my show.
259
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,168
That's Uncle Dudley,
and it's our show.
260
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,537
But we'd love to share it with you.
261
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:30,443
Kids, sharing is for losers.
This is my show now.
262
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:34,681
Hey, what are you doing that for?
What are you booing me for?
263
00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,883
He's the one
who just went to the funny farm.
264
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,252
Princess Kelly, that wasn't very nice.
265
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:42,722
I am too nice, you ************!
266
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:46,759
There was nothing happy
about that thought.
267
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,229
Hey, what are you--?
Why are you taking me away?
268
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:52,799
-He's crazy. I'm not crazy.
-Come on, Freddy, let's get her.
269
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,701
Stop biting me!
270
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:58,271
See you tomorrow, boys and girls.
271
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,278
And we're out.
272
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,481
Uncle Dudley,
thank God you're back.
273
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,351
Starting tomorrow,
everything's back the way it was.
274
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,986
Not so fast.
275
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:16,756
My client is entertaining several offers,
and we'll get back to you.
276
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,958
Wait, whatever they're paying,
we'll double.
277
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,227
That sounds like a happy thought.
278
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,629
And here's another one:
279
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,632
Budrick, you're fired.
280
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,408
Don't go away, we'll be right back.
281
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:43,683
Is it time for my pain medicine yet?
282
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,654
Quiet, Al,
I'm trying to watch Uncle Dudley.
283
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,427
Thanks, kids. It's great being back.
284
00:19:54,594 --> 00:20:00,400
And I owe it all to Bud Bundy,
the best agent in Chicago.
285
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,970
I can't believe
they picked Uncle Doodey over me.
286
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:08,541
Well, in Uncle Dudley's defense,
they can pay him in cheap gin.
287
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,678
Darn you, Bud.
You ruined my career.
288
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:16,583
Oh, now, now, young lady.
Bud represents stars.
289
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:20,320
You're just an expired cheese.
290
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:24,757
Yeah, someday the girl
will get married, the boy will move out.
291
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:29,062
Peg won't be able to make it up
the stairs if I loosen a few floorboards.
292
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:33,333
And I'll have my bed all to myself.
293
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,635
Someday, I'll be that lucky.
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