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Everybody limbo.
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How low can you go?
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I made it.
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I didn't.
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Lower the bar, boys.
I'm playing to lose.
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Stop the music.
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I have good news, No Ma'amers.
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This Tuesday will be amateur night
at the Jiggly Room.
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-Cool.
-Kind of like open pole night.
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A Hooter coming-out party.
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Hey, Iqbal, that's just one
of your schemes to make money.
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Remember he tried to make us pay
a cover charge?
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Then an "uncover" charge?
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Too bad you're such Negative Neds.
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I was just going to ask
if you'd judge the contest.
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-Hey.
-Yeah.
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You know, Iqbal, for a guy with
an 18-drink minimum...
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...you're all right.
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Raise the bimbo,
it's time to limbo!
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Forget it, Bud.
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There is no way that I am going to be
the "before" girl for a diet ad.
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Kelly, you'll look great in the "after"
shots. What's the big deal?
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The big deal is that I have to gain
30 pounds in one week.
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I mean, that's like a pound a day.
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It's not possible.
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Yes, it is, Kelly.
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Grandma Wanker gains that much
every time we go to Sizzler.
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Well, if the camera adds 10 pounds...
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...why can't they just use
three cameras?
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Kelly, listen.
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Lots of famous actors
gain weight for their parts.
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Robert De Niro, Tom Hanks.
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And you know Free Willy?
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He used to be Flipper.
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Really?
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He sure let himself go.
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Hi.
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Oh, pork rinds.
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These will put your father
in a romantic mood.
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Come on, Kelly, let's get out of here.
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I don't want you to lose
your appetite.
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Hi, Peggy.
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Here are the CDs you wanted.
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I recommend Kenny G.
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It really hits the spot,
if you know what I mean.
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Well, that's good,
because Al never does.
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Well, Al. Who knew you could look
almost human?
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There's a lot of things
you don't know, Marcy.
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Like how to satisfy a man
without leaving the room.
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Oh, Al, I can't believe
you got all dressed up.
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Well, sure, Peg. I'm going to be
a judge at the Jiggly Room.
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Future Hooters of America
are in my hands.
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Well, I thought we agreed
to have a romantic evening.
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Well, sure we did, Peg.
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But I don't remember
the word "together" mentioned.
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Al, I want to have sex.
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That's what I'm talking about.
Sex.
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But, Peg, in the state of Illinois,
that's illegal.
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No, it's not. We're married.
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But you still need
two consenting adults.
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I'm going to make a great judge.
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Peggy, I can't believe
you let Al treat you this way.
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And where's Jefferson tonight?
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Well, he's judging too.
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But I had him meet me
in chambers first.
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Oh, gosh. I just feel so lonely.
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It's been so long
since someone touched me.
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Poor Peggy. I'm so sorry.
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You know, Marcy,
that boyish cut really becomes you.
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Well, Peggy, there must be something
you can do. With Al.
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Oh, he doesn't care about me.
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All he cares about are those stupid
strippers down at the Jiggly Room.
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That's because
they're anonymous objects.
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Men like mystery.
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They like fantasy.
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They like hiney-shaking hussies
with more plastic in them...
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...than a Coca-Cola bottling plant.
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-Wives just can't compete.
-I know.
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Husbands like to see us as maids
and dishwashers and--
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What do you call those people
who cook?
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-Cooks?
-Yeah, them.
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You know what I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna get out of
these frumpy clothes...
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...go down to that Jiggly Room...
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...and prove to Al that I am
just as trampy...
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...as any of those strippers.
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Even trampier.
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But wait. Won't Al recognize you?
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I'll wear a veil.
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Imagine, me as a stripper.
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Well, I guess my guidance counselor
was right after all.
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Gentlemen, minors,
lady golfers...
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...welcome to Hooter Search '97.
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I'm your host, Iqbal.
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And now a man
whose selfless devotion to nudity...
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...is an inspiration to us all.
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Al Bundy.
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Thank you.
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Tonight's contestants will be judged
by two categories:
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The left one and the right one.
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And in the event of a tie,
the winner will be decided...
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...by peanut butter wrestling.
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Oh, there will be a tie...
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...and Griff's got the Jif.
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The votes will be tabulated
by Ike and Bob Rooney...
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...from the accounting firm
Ike and Bob Rooney.
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Please take your hands
out of your pants...
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...for Chesty LaRue.
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Don't worry, men,
I haven't lost a step.
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I'm as sexy as I was
when I entertained the troops.
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Union or Confederate?
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Oh, Lord, I think I'm blind.
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Well, you're one of the lucky ones.
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I used to do this number for FDR.
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He invented the lap dance,
you know.
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Oh, the humanity.
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Who would have ever thought
of putting taps there?
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I think we have a winner.
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Chesty.
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Wait just a curry-picking minute.
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We have a late entry.
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The Belle of Beirut, Jasmine.
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Where have you been all my life?
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She is one gorgeous stripper.
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She's not a stripper.
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She's an angel who slid down
from heaven on a brass pole.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a winner.
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I'm not ashamed to admit
that it's my personal favorite.
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Jasmine.
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I want to show you something.
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And I want to see it.
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But I need to get home to my wife.
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Damn.
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You only gained four pounds.
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All right. Hurry up and finish this.
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I'll get the pork chops
out of the Fry Daddy.
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-Come on.
-Come on, Bud.
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I have been eating non-stop
for three hours.
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I'm stuffed.
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Kelly, if you wanna be an artist,
you have to suffer for your craft.
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Which reminds me. It's cheese time.
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-No, it's not cheese time. No, it's not.
-It's cheese time.
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-Eat.
-Hi, kids.
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Bye, kids.
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Okay. Now that we're done
with the cheese course...
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-...let's have some dessert.
-Oh, okay.
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Oh, my God.
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This is the worst vanilla ice cream
I've ever had.
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That's not ice cream. It's...
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...Crisco.
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No, Kelly. Don't run.
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You're burning calories.
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Hi, Bud.
Bye, Bud.
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Oh, hi, Al.
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No talking. Turned on.
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Need you. Now.
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That was the best night since...
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...ever.
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There's plenty more
where that came from, babe.
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Peg.
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-Oh, Peggy, I am so proud of you.
-You should be.
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I raked in $240 in tips last night.
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Not to mention a watch.
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Someone put a watch
down your G-string?
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That's appalling.
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Actually, it's a Timex.
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Anyway, I meant you have
struck a blow for wives everywhere.
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Now, tell me. What did Al say...
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...when you showed him
you were Jasmine?
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Actually, I didn't.
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-What?
-Well, I was going to.
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But then he just jumped on me
like a human Weenie Tot.
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It was so romantic.
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Peggy, now you're not any better
than those cheap strippers.
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Well, yes, I am.
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I won that contest.
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No. I mean you have set
the women's movement back 50 years.
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Who cares?
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Last night this woman's movement
was fantastic.
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Peggy, last night Al
was not making love with you.
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In his head, he was
making love with some slut.
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That's what he always does.
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But, you see,
this time the slut was me.
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And that makes me feel very good
about myself.
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So now you're going
to be a stripper?
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Actually, we call it exotic dancing.
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It's an art form.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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I have to go upstairs
and die my boobs for Easter.
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Peg. Turned on again.
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Need you. Now.
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Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
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Daddy's home from the nudie bar--
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Oh, hi, Al.
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Peg, where have you been?
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Well, I was just over at Marcy's,
borrowing a raincoat.
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-No talking now, Peg. Clothes off.
-Oh, no, no, no.
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Don't you want
to brush your teeth first?
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Before sex?
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Just for me.
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Oh, all right, Peg.
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Hey, Peg?
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I can't find my toothbrush.
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Well, just gargle.
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All right.
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Peg, that blue stuff tastes awful.
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Honey, the red stuff is gargle.
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The blue stuff is Tidy Bowl.
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Oh, no. My veil.
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Oh, no. Jasmine's veil.
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It must have dropped
out of my pocket.
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I better distract him.
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I better distract her.
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-I know. I'll turn the lights off.
-I know. I'll turn the lights off.
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-Good idea.
-Good idea.
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Oh, Al.
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Oh, Peg.
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Oh, Al.
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Oh, Jasmine.
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What?
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Oh, God. I called her Jasmine.
She's going to kill me.
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I better do that thing she likes.
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He called me Jasmine.
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I'm gonna kill him.
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He's doing that thing I like.
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You mean Al actually
called out Jasmine's name in bed?
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Can you believe it?
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This is really not turning out
the way I'd hoped it would.
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Who'd have thought tricking
your husband...
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...into falling in love with a stripper
would be bad for your marriage?
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You think Al's falling in love
with her?
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Yup. Better watch out
or they might run away together.
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Over my dead body.
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Oh, my God.
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That bitch Jasmine
is ruining my marriage.
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Peggy, that bitch is you.
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Well, I know that.
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I've created a monster.
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Although, she does make
300 bucks a night.
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So are you gonna stop stripping?
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I can't just stop stripping.
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If Jasmine just disappears,
Al will never get her out of his head.
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No, I've got to destroy
the mystique of Jasmine.
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Plus, one more night of this...
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...I can buy this really cute
pair of boots.
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Bud, I am going to kill you...
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...and then I'm going
to bury you alive.
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Kelly, it's not my fault
they fired you.
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How was I supposed to know
you wouldn't gain weight evenly?
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Well, if you would have let me
stand up...
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...it wouldn't have all gone
to my butt.
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Your butt's not that big.
253
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,617
It is so.
254
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,853
I went to the grocery store,
I turned around.
255
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,123
I knocked over the
entire Pringles pyramid.
256
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:05,625
My career is over.
257
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,327
I wish I was dead.
258
00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:10,764
So does that squirrel
you sat on at the park.
259
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,233
I didn't see him.
260
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,836
You were fighting him for nuts.
261
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,743
Well, my blood sugar was low.
I almost fainted.
262
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,979
That would be disastrous
for those toddlers...
263
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,314
...who tried to hide under you
for shade.
264
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:30,583
They were so mean.
265
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:33,253
They called me a Weeble.
266
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,790
Kelly, I hate to be critical.
267
00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:40,927
But if you'd cut out the snacking,
you might feel better about yourself.
268
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:44,364
You are so dead.
269
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,966
Come on.
270
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,736
You can't even get up.
271
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,205
Kelly. Kelly. Kelly.
272
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,140
Look, there's someone
chasing you too.
273
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,943
Oh, that's just your ass.
274
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:04,384
Cheer up, Kel. Now, you people
are supposed to be jolly.
275
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,789
Help! Help!
276
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,992
You know, I think
you still got the moves.
277
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,933
Too bad some of them
are involuntary.
278
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,704
Hey, cutie.
279
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:29,108
Once you go gray, you'll never stray.
280
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,313
Al, where did you get
all that money?
281
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,747
From Peg's dresser.
282
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,984
Suddenly she's got all kinds
of spare cash lying around.
283
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,719
Oh, boy.
284
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,256
Oh, yeah.
285
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:51,064
Here she comes,
like a beautiful mirage.
286
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:04,244
I bet you'd like to take a ride
on her magic carpet.
287
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:10,416
I think Jasmine has a little crush
on Aladdin here.
288
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,153
Shut up, both of you.
You're being very immature.
289
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,423
I think I just saw her bellybutton.
290
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:21,294
You know, Al, you two make
a cute couple.
291
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,496
No, no, she's out of my league.
292
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,232
The worst part is she probably lives
with some loser...
293
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,067
...who doesn't appreciate her.
294
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:33,273
I'll tell you. If I had a woman like that,
I would never leave home.
295
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:42,115
-You're moving now.
-Go, baby. Go, baby.
296
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:47,387
You know, you're much prettier
than the cartoon Jasmine.
297
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:49,789
Don't look.
298
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:53,860
You'll see it all very soon.
299
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,835
Can you see it all, boys?
300
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,872
-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, yeah.
301
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:13,680
I don't want to tell you
that I don't enjoy that a lot...
302
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:18,318
...but I think you ought to know
that I'm a married man.
303
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,953
Well, I don't care.
304
00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:22,255
Neither do I.
305
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:29,062
You know, Jasmine,
I'd like to tell you...
306
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,965
...that I want you to tie up
the rest of my body and all...
307
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:35,368
...but I really gotta go
see my wife now.
308
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,570
What do you want
to see me about, Al?
309
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,509
What did you do with Jasmine?
310
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:47,780
-I didn't do anything with her.
-You killed her, didn't you, Peg?
311
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,416
Because you couldn't stand
to see me happy.
312
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,353
I am Jasmine, you idiot.
313
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:54,887
You can't be Jasmine.
314
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,690
Jasmine's a beautiful,
alluring woman.
315
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:01,794
While you're-- You're just a wife.
316
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,096
That's right, Al.
317
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:07,400
And now your wife and your fantasy
are one and the same.
318
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,904
So now every time you have sex,
you'll think about me.
319
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,707
No!
320
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,623
Hey, Al.
321
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:34,394
-You want to fool around?
-Oh, all right, Peg.
322
00:21:35,028 --> 00:21:36,429
Could you get the veil?
323
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,631
Oh, sure, honey.
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