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Gensou Haikyuusha (Illusions Distribution Company)

Okay... Done.

It's completed.

Maidroid vs. Hostroid Troop

I feel so good...

I get hornyjust by thinking about a good-looking man like you,

Professor George, doing such things to me.

It's true. Appearance is very important to human beings.

Because you, Ayaka, are so pretty I am sucking your tits.

No. Don't. Don't lick me there. I haven't taken a shower yet, so you shouldn't.

A pretty girl's spot is never dirty

Hey! Please come on in.

You, Ayaka, are a dirty girl.

It's so great. I have never felt this good.

Show me your face. I want to come while lam watching your good-looking face!

Miss Ayaka Saijo. I have been watching only you since I entered this university

I consider myself someone who deeply understands you, Ayaka, more than anyone else in the world.

Because you were so rough last night...

No. Don't make me horny again.

He must be the new associate professor, George Shirosaki.

Hello...

Who is he?

He's Shotaro Akiba, from the machine technology department.

He always stares at me, and he's a creepy weirdo!

Machine technology...

It's from the doctor. Such bad timing!

There is an important matter we need to talk about. Come quickly to the workshop.

Hello, Doctor! Doctor Koenji!

Doctor?

Doctor?

Doctor?

Doctor!

I have to go pick up my child now.

Madam, are you sure you want me to stop?

You seem already turned on.

Don't be mean to me.

The mean one is your husband, not me.

Leaving such a beautiful wife alone is such a waste.

I'm so glad that a good-looking man like you says such things to me.

No. I'm in the middle of my period. I have a tampon in now.

Then, let me explain about the product...

First, take off the safety guard...

And aim the hose at the burning fire...

And now, everything left is discharging.

You are so good-looking. Just looking at your face turns me on even more!

Whata dirty woman...

But don't worry I will make sure to put the fire out.

I'm going to buy as many as possible for relatives, neighbors, and everyone.

I will spend all the money my husband has earned!

Oedo Technology University - Accidental Death of Robotics Technology Doctor on Campus/i

Oedo Technoiogy University - Accidentai Death of Robotics Technoiogy Doctor on Campus?! Because of the accidentai death of Dr. Koenji during an experiment on the Oedo Technoiogy University campus,

Because of the accidental death of Dr Koenji during an experiment on the Oedo Technology University campus,

Professor Yoshiyuki Koenji, who died during an experiment. Because of the accidentai death of Dr. Koenji during an experiment on the Oedo Technoiogy University campus,

Because of the accidental death of Dr Koenji during an experiment on the Oedo Technology University campus,

the fact that a dangerous experiment like this was conducted on campus is being targeted for criticism.

Mr. A from the University He loved machines in an abnormal way Maybe they should be callecl figures rather than machines.

He loved machines in an abnormal way Maybe they should be called figures rather than machines.

It's creepy to love machines or figures more than live women.

He was an abnormal, creepy weird professor.

Whatwould you know about him?

The problem isjudging men merely by appearance.

- Good-looking, normal looking, ugly looking, creepy looking... - Good insight!

It is not right that such a caste-like hierarchy has been established.

Ugly-looking or creepy-looking guys have never been liked by women,

but they are human beings too.

Dear Miss A yaka Sarjo but they are human beings too.

Dear Miss Ayaka Saijo

When you are lonely at night, what you do is...

drink alcohol with girls at cabaret clubs, or go to sex establishments.

As long as you have money girls will speak to you as an obligation,

no matter how you look, but think about this:

Where will the money you've paid go?

Where do the big salaries of girls from cabaret clubs, or S&M clubs, or massage parlors, get spent?

Yes, the girls go to host clubs where good-looking guys are,

or they give money to good-looking pimps.

Now, a market has been established, based on special economic theory

Normal-looking, ugly-looking, creepy-looking men give money which they have earned from daily labor,

to women, and women give that money to good-looking guys.

In other words, most men's money goes to women which, in turn, goes to a limited number ofgood-looking guys.

It is an exploitative structure that could be ca//ed a "/ove hierarchy".

We have to break down this class system based on physical appearance, or a "love hierarchy".

Courier service!

Yes.

You guys, who are not popular among women,

or who cannot even dream about a relationship or marriage, or who are ugly-looking, or creepy-looking men...

Now is the time to stand up! Think about it...

ls it ourfault that we were born ugly? No! Not at all!

But why do we have to suffer this much persecution?

Why is it that these men who happened to be born good-looking...

receive such preferential treatment in society and are promised the lives of winners?

All men, stand up!

Now is the time to overturn the values based on physical appearance.

Please wait a moment

To: Shotaro Akiba From: Yoshiyuki Koenji

To: Shotaro Akfba From: Yoshfyukf Koenjf Dr. Koenji'?

Dr. Koenji?

What?

What is this?

Ayaka?

This is not a human being... A life-sized figure... Also a maid.

This is so exquisite... It really looks alive.

Frilly... He is very detail-oriented.

The Doctor's parting gift... I appreciate it.

Oh, it's soft...

What kind of material did he use?

Wow! I'm sorry I'm sorry

Recognizing Master

Nice to meet you, Master.

I'm your maidroid, Maria. Please look upon me kindly

"Maidroid"?

Manual...

"The startup switch is a pisiform protrusion from the pubic area..." ls this a clitoris?

"Maidroid recognizes the person who flipped the switch as her master and is custom-programmed."

Doctor! What an incredible thing you invented!

Hail, Uekusa. Professor, I successfully carried out the assassination of Dr. Koenji.

I see. A traitor can receive only death. How is the mission going?

Yes, it is being duly carried out.

I will reach the ultimate goal soon.

When it is completed, the world will definitely be overturned!

Maidroid... It's so real.

- Master, lwill wash your back. - What?

You don't have to wash me there.

Master, there is something serious going on.

Maria will take care of this.

Mm Stop it!

Heart Rate Satisfaction Pieasant Sensation

Theta Waves =

It seems like you were satisfied.

- What a lot of theta waves... - "Theta waves"?

"All-round flexible capability service program built-in."

Master, bed-making is completed.

Please sleep well.

Sleep well. Sleep well. Sleep well...

It disturbs my sleep!

- Sleep well. Sleep well... - Hey!

Hotel Shogetsu

I didn't expect to get into a relationship with you, good-looking manager.

You are the one who turned me on.

How is it? Your nipples are sticking out like headlights on a car.

Oh, I'm embarrassed!

Something outrageous in going on here, too. I want to ask you to make a copy

Even though you are so good-looking... joking in this situation is sexual harassment.

Look at where I'm licking.

It's so exciting to look at your good-looking face in between mythighs.

Manager. I can't stand it anymore... Please put it in.

Already time for payment? Work isn't over yet.

Good! It's horribly good!

You have to accept my proposal.

For money in secret accounts you deal with, deposit it into the account I specify

But Manager, isn't that embezzlement?

What? You want it from your side?

It's so good! Really good!

I'll do anything for your good-looking face!

Doesn't it smell burnt'?

Master, your breakfast is ready

It's burnt black!

"Built-in scatterbrain program to make men's dreams come true."

How elaborate! Doctor really loved it.

Sorry to make you engage in paid dates.

No. I will do anything for you, Professor George.

Maria will clean Master's room.

Welcome back, Master.

Welcome bacK?

Maria. What's the matter?

I'm sorry Master...

"Maidroid's power source is the theta waves coming from the master's brain."

"Unless there is at least one occurrence of Master's satisfaction per day she will shut down."

ls there anyway to help her?

Theta waves from the brain... I see.

Anytime, anywhere, masturbation is a virgin's speciality!

Maria? How is it? How are my theta waves?

Master, please leave it to me.

Oh, no!

Dear Miss Ayaka Saijo

Aren't you satisfied?

No. It's not about that... ljust remembered a girl I liked.

A girl you liked?

Telling you, a robot, cannot help anything.

Oh.

Paid dating is not stable income.

I would like you to go to a massage parlor my acquaintance runs, starting tomorrow.

What?

What do you mean?

Shotaro Akiba...

You're seeing Ayaka, aren't you'? Do you make her prostitute herself?

You are an associate professor. What are you thinking?!

Damn you!

Stop it. It's no creepy-faced weirdo's business!

You heard her.

Master!

A creepy weirdo would be better off on the ground like this!

Wait a moment!

- Maria! - What are you'?

I'm a maidroid, Maria.

Whafsthat? Impossible!

Maria will not allow anyone to hurt her master.

Combat I\/lode

How dare you do that to Professor George?

Ouch!

Stop, Maria! What are you doing to Ayaka?

What?

Are you an android?

Seems like you also are.

Yes, I'm a good-looking android: a hostroid.

Good-looking, shiny white teeth beam!

Frilly apron shield!

Osaka cat punches!

Gold fingers!

Maria!

Master, don't worry... Maidroid will never lose.

Moe moe headband sword!

- Are you okay Maria? - Yes.

Master! Dangerous!

Maria!

Maria... Maria... Maria!

Are you alright?

Master, were you hurt?

I'm fine, but Maria...!

Shutting Down

Maria, lwill fi>< you now.

First, switching off...

- Doctor! - Shotaro...

if you are watching this...

does that mean I'm not here anymore, and now you are Maria's master?

How is she'? Isn't she great?

I modeled her on that girl you like.

I have devoted my life to making androids, human figure robots...

but study requires money

There was a man who offered me support for money

He is professor Uekusa, from the cyber convertor technology development laboratory

I thought he agreed with my research, but he actually didn't.

He is ugly so he hasn't been popular among women at all.

Having that complex drove him crazy but I should have noticed much earlier

Professor Uekusa requested that I develop hostroids in exchange for money

The thirteen hostroids that I made have been dispatched to all over the country under Professor Uekusas orders.

They seduced uppity women, and made the women supply them with money

Professor Uekusa, who bears intense hatred against a class system based on appearance and "/ove hierarchy",

intends to inflict punishment on women who think ugly men are not even human.

l, who am associated with this horrible plan, have had a guilty conscience,

so I started creating a maidroid, who fights against hostroids.

ls it Maria?

Maria has a special love circuit, which other androids don't have.

"Love circuit..."

Maria is really a special being.

She is different from hostroids, who have sex with anybody they are given orders to.

Maria can love someone through her own will.

That is the love circuit?

But unfortunately the love circuit has not yet been completed.

It's up to you, Shotaro, to make Maria aware of the love...

that is kept deep inside of her Al, and start up the love circuit.

But you know what my grades are?!

How could dare l accomplish what Doctor was not able to complete?

Professor Uekusa is coming after my life.

Shotaro, lwant you and Maria to stop Professor Uekusa's plan.

Doctor!

What? An android in maid form?

Yes, she is a tough opponent and has a considerable degree of skill.

Koenji...! I've heard he liked maids, but...

How are the hostroids who have been urgently deployed, now?

Yes, there are three hostroids: a student, a manager, and a door-to-door salesman.

Okay dispatch the hostroid destroyer troop!

Hail, Uekusa!

Oh well! I should have listened to Doctor's lectures more carefully...

It's dangerous. Maria!

This should be it, but...

"During the restart, initialization erases previous memories,

"and she recognizes the person who flipped on the switch as her master again."

What?

So all of the memories so far are going away?

Maria, the last few days we spent together, have been so much fun.

L have been all alone. l thought l knew it...

but I didn't at all.

I finally realized...

how lonely I have been.

Maria, please wash my back again.

I want to eat burnt fish again, too.

Cleaning... is not necessary though.

Even if you forget everything, I will remember.

We can create new memories again, can't we?

Restart

Initializing to Default Settings

ls there still something broken?

Master?

Maria...

Door-to-door salesman, George.

Manager, George.

Student, George.

It seems like the restart is not going well.

In your condition...

Can you fight with us?

Master, run away!

Through these giant dicks...

Which will be inserted into your body...

We will destroy you to pieces.

Hostroids have sex following orders from Professor Uekusas supersonic wave flute.

They don 't pick when, or where, or with whom they have sex.

Maria's love circuit is incomplete...

therefore, the sound of the evil supersonic wave flute has an affect on her electric maidroid brain, too.

Whatsthe matter, Maria? You have the love circuit!

The sound of the flute was stopped by electric discharges from the laser tool.

I will protect Maria!

Master...

Master, Maria can walk.

- Master? - Never mind.

- But I feel so sorry - Never mind.

Master, Maria isfine now, so please put me down.

- Are you sure? - Yes.

Oh, I have to clean. The mess Maria made is still there.

What? Maria, you were supposed to be re-initialized, weren't you'?

Do your memories still remain?

How could Maria dare to forget her master?

But, it's written here...

Maria!

- Do you really really remember me? - Yes.

Master...

May I take your clothes off?

Of course, Master.

May I touch you'?

Maria is your maid. Please do as you wish.

Yes, thank you.

Master, you're cute...

You know, this is the first time for me, so I'm not familiar with what to do.

This is the first time for Maria, too.

What? Yeah, it is...

But it should be fine... Please leave it to me.

- Iwill put it in now, Master. - Yes.

But Master, are you really sure that it is okay that your first partner is Maria?

Won't you regret it?

Of course not! You're the best.

Thank you very much. Maria is really happy to hear that.

Oh, it's warm...

Do you feel good, Master?

Yes, it's great. I feel so great!

I'm glad, Master.

How about Maria? Do you feel good too, Maria?

Of course, Master. Maria feels so great, too.

It's awesomely great!

If you are that rough, Maria's lower back moves spontaneously

Oh, no, Master. If you are that rough, Maria is going to break.

If I break again, Master, will you fi>< me again?

Professor Many Robberies by Women Uekusa Wno Give the Money to Men! Cyber Con vertor Tecnnotogy Development Laboratory

professor Many Robberies by Women Uekusa Wno Give the Money to Men! Cyber Con vertor Tecnnotogy Development Laboratory Many robberies committed by women have been occurring frequently as of late.

professor Many Robberies by Women Uekusa Wno Give the Money to Men! Cyber Con vertor Tecnnotogy Development Laboratory

professor Many Robberies by Women Uekusa Wno Give the Money to Men! Cyber Con vertor Tecnnotogy Development Laboratory The motive is always that the woman need money to give to men.

The motive is always that the woman need money to give to men.

This is exactly what I have been raising the alarm about.

Propaganda about the supremacy of good-looking men has been driving these women to commit crimes.

In recent movies or on TV programs or in whatever you watch, everything is about good-looking men.

For example, during the recent Korean actor boom, housewives have been spending money

which their husbands have earned through hard work, to chase after good-looking actors.

Imprinting the sense of value that good-looking men are everything is simply brainwashing.

It's not an exaggeration to say that this brainwashing brought on these crimes.

Now is the time to re-examine this crazy sense of value.

What is the time for the re-examination of the sense of value?

You're the ones who rake in money through brainwashing!

It's done! The radio wave system to overturn the value of physical appearance is finally completed.

Hey! Listen to me!

Oh, you guys... lthought you had been gotten rid of by my hostroid troop.

They are industrial waste!

For the sake of the environment, please come to pick them up as soon as possible.

Iwon't allow you to manipulate hostroids to make women cry anymore!

You must not have known what I was raising funds for...

lt's all for completing this radio wave system, which will be used to overturn the value placed on physical appearance.

Once I press the enter key radio waves will be transmitted all over the world from Tokyo Tower.

All value placed on physical appearance in society will be overturned, and a revolution will happen!

Radio waves used to overturn this value?

Yes, from your look, I can tell that you have had a hard time because of your face.

What?

Once this value gets overturned, guys with ugly faces or creepy faces...

will become popular, and good-looking guys will lose their popularity

- How is that? Isn't this a great epoch-making invention? - What?

You will get very popular starting today

How wonderful!

No, Master. You shouldn't listen to him.

Maria wouldn't understand.

You have no idea how terrible my life with these three hardships, being unpopular, dull, and uncool, has been.

No. You have no responsibility

lt seems like we can get along. Would you like tojoin me?

That's a tough decision!

You're the bad guy who blindfolded my Master!

The original George?

You'd better call me George v2.0.

I kept the best hidden.

You, George v2.0, get rid of them by good-looking platinum 2.0 beam...

emitted from good-looking gold fingers!

Hail, Uekusa.

Maria, are you okay?

Stupid girl. My 2.0 beam can penetrate 13.7mm steel.

You, such junk, can't shield it.

Master... Please stop Professor Uekusa.

V\Athout value overturn, Master is Master.

Maria has been happy... because I could become your maid.

Weren't you satisfied?

Don't you like Maria? ls it because Maria is a machine?

No...

It's okay but please remember this...

Maria is Master's maid.

It doesn't matter that you are not popular, or dull, or uncool.

Maria looks at only Master and serves only Master.

No matter what happens, or even if I became scrap,

it will never change.

I will be Master's maid forever.

Maria!

I was stupid... What you said was right.

You really love me. I was the one who cared only about...

superficial appearances, like not popular, or dull or not cool.

Now I know...

It doesn't matter if you are a human being or a robot.

Superficial appearances are meaningless.

Master...

Tears?

Maria's love circuit is still incomplete.

It's up to you, Shotaro, to make Maria aware of the love...

which is kept deep inside of her Al, and start up the love circuit.

Maria...

Hear'! Rate Love Lever' Maria...

Heart Rate Love Level

Hear'! Rate Love Lever' Maria... I love you.

Maria... I love you.

I love you

Starting up Love Circuit

Love power. Love love return!

Oh, no! My lifetime of sweat and tears!

Professor, I really know your hardship...

but there is salvation for weirdos with ugly or creepy faces.

NQ!

You wouldn't understand my feelings, having to be a virgin until my age.

Professor Uekusa, please have hope.

L, an android, was able to find true love.

"True love"?

Please use your excellent brain for love from now on.

Ithink it would be Dr. Koenji's wish, too.

Master!

Master! I brought your lunchbox!

Taste better, love love whining.

Oh, it tastes better now!

Akiho Yoshizawa as Maria

Shijimi (Akane Moohicla) as Housewife Miho Wakabayashi as Office Lady Asami as Female High-School Student

Daisuke Haraguchi as Shotarou Akiba Hiroshi Hatakeyama as George Shirosaki

Horiken. as Professor Uegusa

Masayoshi Nogami as Dr. Kouenji

Screenplay by Jiro lshikawa and Naoyuki Tomomatsu

Novelization by Naoyuki Tomomatsu available as "Synthetic Maiden: Beginning of Debauchecl Service" from Madonna Mate Paperbacks

Cinematography by Katsuji Oyamada

Assistant Director: Mamoru Adachi

Directed by Naoyuki Tomomatsu

Translation by Chie for Kemushi Timed by lordretsudo