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Thank you.

Now I will need you to fill this form for me. Okay. You can change and

put this on. Okay. Thank you.

That's weird.

Why would they have a math problem?

Got it though.

My virgin.

Yes, I'm a virgin.

Why do they need to know that?

Okay.

That's all done.

I hope they don't mind I'm not wearing underwear.

Oh, almost ready.

It's okay.

Are you my patient today? No, you're somebody else. Sorry.

Oh.

I thought that would be my doctor.

Oh well, I'll just get ready.

Just in case.

Hey, how are you? I'm sad, I feel.

Okay, let me check that you got going down.

Okay, good. Perfect.

So let me check a couple of things before the doctor comes in.

okay perfect so everything looks good now

let's

check your capital

If you could please come here

Perfect

Now I just want to check your eyes really quickly.

Come back here.

And then cover your right eye with your hand. And can you read the first line,

please?

A, L, M, K, P.

Okay. Now do the same with the other eye. Okay.

S, Q.

Okay, so I'll leave you here a couple of minutes and the doctor will

be in soon.

Okay.

Thank you. You're welcome.

I wonder if he's gonna be able to find out what's wrong with me.

That's a nice doctor.

I feel less fear during all this.

Fingers crossed.

How many times has my boyfriend texted me?

Well, they said no phones in here.

Because I'll just check after.

So nervous. I hope everything's okay.

It'll be okay.

uh oh it's kind of tight better fix where the doctor gets in or else it

might be weird

Perfect. Now hopefully he won't sniff my butt or anything like that.

That'd be super weird.

Hello. Hello, doctor.

Hello. Yes,

this is my medical office. My name is Dr. Dudinsky.

What brings you in today? Your chart says breast exam, physical, all that

stuff? Yeah, I've never gotten one before, but I don't know if there's

something wrong or I'm horrible. Sure, sure, sure.

Yeah, I want the full run down.

Okay.

All right, face towards me real quick.

Put your hands up like this.

Do you always wear so many rings?

Yeah.

Just like them.

Does the nurse take your blood pressure?

Yes. Okay. Yes.

Temperature, heart rate, all that stuff, you know it?

Yeah, all the good stuff, all the vitals.

Okay, please sit over here.

Thank you.

Sit right there. Okay.

You can untie it if you need to. It's fine. Okay,

good.

Very good.

Everything seem normal? Yeah, absolutely.

Absolutely.

Take a deep breath.

Action. Again.

You doing any sports, anything?

My run.

Me and my boyfriend jog together every morning.

How many miles a day do you jog every day?

Like half a mile. I'm working on getting more.

Okay. Do you have any sensitivities of light or anything like that?

No.

Okay. Look forward. Look at the bridge of my nose.

Keep looking here. Don't look away. Don't look at the light.

Follow the tip of my finger.

Don't move your head.

Keep your head still.

Okay, very good.

Very good.

Go a second off.

That looks better.

You don't need medications?

No, just birth control.

Birth control?

How long have you been on birth control?

Um, let's see.

Probably like six months now. Six months? Yeah.

Okay.

Like this.

Go pressure downwards.

Okay. Now go pressure upwards.

Okay. Something here. Pressure upwards.

Downwards. Okay.

Upwards.

Okay. Do you have any shoulder pain?

Anything like that? No.

Legs? No. Any pain here?

No.

Anything unusual? Any pains, aches?

No. Running? Do you have specific running issues?

Um, just my normal ones.

I've had them for a while, but... You're flat-footed? No.

So far, so good, young

lady. Yay!

So far, so good. Right.

I was worried.

Okay.

Before we start our breast exam, we'll do a couple more things with your lungs.

Okay. Okay.

You actually need to rotate here, this way.

Just like that.

Okay.

Just like that, okay?

Mm-hmm. Let's use this.

Yeah. Yeah,

it's so awkward.

It's okay.

I'm going to remove this.

I want you to lie down here.

Good.

Do you have regular bowel movements?

Pretty regular.

Regular? What's regular for you?

Like every day or two, depending on my diet.

Day or two?

For bowel or like... Day or two?

For pain too.

Like normal.

What are you eating young lady?

A lot of... A lot of red meat?

Yes. That's just terrible for you. Your bowel movements are very, very typical

human being.

On a healthy diet, you have three to five almonds a day, just so you know.

Okay. So you might want to change that diet. Red meat's terrible for you.

Okay.

All right, um, so, five, six, eight.

Please sample to the edge here.

Hold on.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Give yourself a mammogram.

Um, I think so. I don't know if that works.

Well, go ahead, give me, demonstrate, let me see, I'll correct you if you're

wrong. Just kind of, you lean around.

Okay, that's fine. Go ahead, just take your right hand up, all the way up to

the side.

Keep looking forward, keep your chin there.

And while the neck muscles are contracted, you want to keep the muscles

relaxed, okay? Okay. Switch one towards your breast, okay?

Okay.

Okay, no way down.

Okay. Good. Get both your arms up. Just like that, okay?

Like this.

Yeah.

Is that all you're hearing?

Yeah.

Okay, very good. Everything seems to be very, very good.

Good.

Yeah, I was hoping that there was anything normal or anything like that

popping up. I don't know how to handle things like that, so.

I'm happy that everything's all good.

Okay, let's move on to the vaginal exam.

You said, how long have you been in birth control?

Like six months.

Six months, okay.

Let's go get a check on everything.

Okay.

Do you want to lay back, please?

Yeah. I'm just going to cover this on you. Okay.

Let me just scoot a little bit more forward. Yeah, a little bit more. Okay.

There we go. Perfect, okay? Okay, okay.

Just stay there and stay relaxed, okay? Okay.

You said you were sexually active?

Um, not quite yet. I'm waiting with my boyfriend, but just

in case, I wanted to be on bed control.

Okay.

All right.

If you're just going to feel a little cold and warm, just sit back and just

close your eyes. It'll be fine, okay?

Okay. Okay?

Mm-hmm.

Just going to take a look in there.

Yeah.

Everything is fine.

Everything looking okay?

Please don't talk during this exam.

I need to concentrate.

Please don't move.

I'm sorry.

This is really important.

Alright.

Everything looks very healthy.

Very healthy.

Good.

I'm just going to grab my flashlight.

Aren't you supposed to wear gloves?

On your chart, you said it was allergic to latex. Oh, true.

So I don't want to lose any gloves.

Yeah, makes sense.

It's okay. It'll be over shortly.

Okay.

Just want to make sure the inner vaginal walls are still intact.

I would hope so. No sign of any micro tears or anything like that. So you need

to cough real quick.

Can you do it again?

Okay.

Okay.

Pretty good. Everything looks healthy in here.

Okay. One more time.

Push.

Very good, very good.

All right, good.

Vaginal exam seems to have... Everything seems very well.

Okay.

You seem like a healthy young lady.

I'm gonna run this.

Do your medical thing. Just stay here.

Okay. And we're going to make sure everything checks out, okay?

Should I leave my feet up?

Yeah, just stay right there.

Okay. And I'll be back shortly.

We'll finish right there.

All right, Doc.

I love you, dear.

I've never had an exam like that before.

No gloves.

It's so weird.

It's probably normal.

I haven't been to a doctor like this before.

Why don't you think it's good?

That was so bad.

You said you were on birth control?

Yes, sir. Are you aware that your insurance expired last week?

Really? Yeah.

Uh-oh.

So this is no big deal. We just have to bill you for the full amount of

everything.

Be fine. Okay. So we can wrap you up. Go ahead. How much is the full amount

versus how much my insurance is?

Typically, your insurance for a young lady like you, typically your co-pay is

around $20.

Right. For this exam, it's closer to upwards of $5,000.

$5,000?

Yeah, absolutely.

Plus the medications and continue on your birth control.

Just trying to be honest with you, I don't even have that in my bank account.

Okay. Is there...

Any hospice work or anything?

No, we don't do volunteer work here. This is a Raperstein medical practice.

We don't have volunteers or anything like that.

Do you guys do extended payment?

No,

typically if you're not able to pay the full amount, usually the insurance

company drops you in.

That's absolutely fine. I have better ideas, but let's continue on with

another exam.

You came in for a breast exam. I'm going to take a closer look, so please back up

and put your head here.

So I put your leg down?

Wait, so is this test going to be costing even more? Yes, each test is

going to be marked up and inventoried.

Do I need this test?

Yeah, absolutely.

For a breast exam, you can never be too sure, given your family medical history.

It makes me very nervous. And if you're eating tons of red meat and stuff like

that, that really contributes to all sorts of bad, bad things.

I know I need it, but I don't know if I can afford it.

Well, you're ready.

Sure.

Have you ever had a child?

No. You would like to?

No.

No.

Well, I'm sorry to say, there's no way to pay for this. There's nothing we can

do. The exams are already done.

You're going to have to pay one way or another.

That's just the bottom line.

And if you refuse to pay, you're just going to ruin your credit, ruin

everything. You're going to have to repay them right now.

No, I'm only 18.

I don't.

Have credit, yeah.

Your credit's going to be destroyed from the beginning.

Just 18 years old, it's $5,000.

Do you have any parents? Do your parents have any money?

Maybe, but I don't know. I thought it was on their insurance, but I guess not.

No, no, no.

Your insurance ceased. If someone in your family maybe lost care or something

like that, or if maybe your family has discovered you have pre-existing

conditions, anything like that will have your insurance company drop you,

regardless of whose child you are.

You said there was one way or another.

If I can't play them one way, what's the other?

The other?

Well,

we could keep examining him.

But won't it cost me?

I just want to make sure I can pay for it.

Just let me examine.

This will help you.

There is a way.

I have a medical experiment that we can do.

Is it safe?

Yeah, it will be very safe. Very safe.

And then we can forget about your insurance. We can do everything I want

you to do.

Like I'm just doing different exams. That's all you're not afraid of exams or

you've been very brave.

No, I'm not too scary

Just cooperate with me.

Be part of my lab experiment, okay?

Okay.

Sounds good.

I suppose if it'll help pay for everything.

Yeah, it'll pay for everything.

It will.

All right, all you have to do is just cooperate.

All right, so just move your heads to the right.

Be part of our lab experiments and you'll be fine.

Just open your mouth.

What are you doing?

This is... I don't think this is allowed.

Listen, young lady.

This is supposed to be a breast exam, not a mouth exam, right?

Listen, listen.

You have a lump in your breast. I didn't want to tell you.

A lump?

Yes. And you're going to need more than just a simple breast exam.

It's going to go deeper and deeper. It's going to cost more and more and more.

Oh, no. So, what are you going to need?

I don't have insurance anymore.

I know. There's a way out.

There's a way out.

If you do what I need you to do with my experiments, I will backdate your

appointment prior to when your insurance expired.

Because you know how much it costs for the exams you need?

Upwards of thousands and thousands and thousands.

And all I'm asking you is just to experiment with me.

You're going to need this.

Because even with your condition, if you try to get more insurance, they're going

to see you as a pre-existing condition.

You can't just quit one insurance company and go to the other and hope

they pay for it.

Especially knowing it's your condition.

Yeah, that doesn't sound good.

It's not good.

Does your family have thousands? Maybe millions?

Not that I know of.

So if you just play with my experiment, and we can get rid of your pre-existing

condition, in terms, we can backdate your appointment when you have

insurance, so the insurance company can't quit on you.

Are you serious?

Yeah, that's how things work.

If you're here now, you don't have insurance, you go back a week, you have

insurance, and they have to pay for everything.

And all the other... exams you need and tests that can be paid for.

But if we're right here, coming forward, it's going to cost a rope to money.

But if you don't want to do any of that... No, I need help.

You do need help. You need Tony's help. I'm here to help you. I need a lot of

help. Can't you... Can't you just write it down?

No. Because what I'm doing is very illegal.

And if they find out, I...

But it's not going to be good for me or you.

And I can feel sorry for you. They don't care.

Even if I'm sick?

Even if you're sick.

It's how it is.

It's what you and I have to deal with.

To help you in your exams.

That's all.

You can do it.

I mean... It's alright.

I gave you a choice. I'm helping you.

It really seems like there's no other option but to accept your help.

And if it's... You could buy a lottery ticket.

I barely have enough money for that.

I know.

I've seen it close. You're not very rich, are you?

No.

No.

No, you haven't been laughing at my experiments.

You could go and laugh at my experiments.

It's... It's a quick experiment. Say it. It won't be quick.

There we go.

Take this off. Stand up.

Take it off, yeah.

Are you sure there's nothing else I can do?

You know you can't. No, there's nothing.

Is it so bad?

Is it so bad?

Don't all the girls dream about being with a doctor? There was a doctor, don't

they? I have no idea about that.

I'm sorry, but are you supposed to be helping me?

Yeah.

Do you know how to make a mangy jacket leap?

It looks like you know how to make a mangy jacket leap. Okay.

You're not lighter.

You're slower.

Did you like my nurse?

She doesn't like me.

No? No.

Nurses and doctors are supposed to go together, but she doesn't like me.

Is that enough?

I'm not even fully hard yet.

No? I need more help with my experiments.

Come on.

You've made Amanda Jack late before, haven't you?

You know how sex works.

Not really.

Yeah, well, what if I know? I'm gonna have to teach you.

They're gonna lie to me.

Every Sunday, how'd you know?

That's a good girl.

Oh my God.

Keep going. Let's talk.

Nice and slow.

Nice and slow. Just like that.

Just hoping you'd be more scared.

If you don't do a good job, I'm going to write the worst medical history I can

think of and put it on your chart.

And no insurance company would ever touch you ever. I don't know if I'm

doing a good job.

One of the bad

medical histories.

I don't know how much more abuse my peeves can take.

Just let me know when you're done. Just lick the top.

Lick your tongue like a lollipop.

Yeah, yeah, you can do that.

You're too chipper. I don't like it.

I'm sorry.

There's some slime.

Yeah, lick it anyway you do it.

Do it.

Yes, all the way up.

There you go.

I just have to help you then.

Stick your tongue out.

Is it up there?

Doctor?

Are you there?

Don't talk.

Don't talk.

Just say that.

Doctor?

Is it safe?

Give me a second.

There we

go,

that's nice.

Yeah? A

bit

too much.

It's just like sprouting.

That's good, alright.

How many more experiments do we...

Thank you.

I hope you get all the help you need, okay?

I love you.

I love you so much.

Close your eyes.

Go in.

Just like that. Go around.

Now don't move. Stay still as possible.

As still as possible. Just like that.

Oh, very still.

Oh yeah.

That's great.

Yes. No, no. Just stay still.

Stay still.

Yeah.

That's what I wanted to see.

Watch.

Stay limp.

That's right. I heard that before you.

Can you see that?

Yes.

I didn't ask for that.

Yes.

Are you sure this is the right way?

Okay.

to fall out.

Yeah, broke.

What are you doing?

Get dressed.

Okay.

Okay.

My boyfriend's picking it.

Like, 20 minutes ago.

Okay, get dressed.

Stop talking.

Got it doc.

Shh.

Did you take my tie?

No.

Where's my tie?

Give me my tie.

I like the tie.

Shh.

I'm going to make another appointment for you.

One week from today.

Listen, I'm not done here.

I thought you signed off.

I need you to make another appointment. One week from today.

I'm going to see you again for a follow-up appointment.

The same experiment?

You'll find out.

You'll find out.

Am I good to go?

I need my laptop.

I need that thing.