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Hey, Stepdad.

Oh, hey, honey. How you doing? Good.

Me and Haley are going to go shopping, so I'm going to be gone for a little bit

if that's okay.

Okay. Okay, cool. I'll see you later.

See you later, honey.

Hey, Stepdad. I'm going to go shopping with Maddie.

Okay.

Have fun.

Don't spend too much money. I'll try not to.

Hello?

Yes, this is him.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, no, I told her she could use the credit card. Yeah, she went out

shopping earlier.

Maxed out?

Oh, that's impossible.

No, no, I zeroed that account out at the beginning of the month. It should be $10

,000 on that card.

Are you serious? She spent how much?

Oh, wow.

Thanks for the call. I appreciate it. Thank you.

Hello.

Yeah, this is he.

I'm sorry, say again?

My credit card is being used right now.

No, no.

It's authorized?

Yes.

No, not to worry. It's OK.

Is she wet?

How much?

OK, just can you deny any other charges that are that are currently going

on right now? And I will rectify this. And yeah.

Thank you for giving me the call.

Okay, thank you.

Yeah, bye.

Holy shit.

And I told her not to be spending.

Hey, Jack, this is Jay.

Yeah, I don't know if you just recently got a phone call.

Oh, you did.

Yeah, I'm not sure what we should be doing about this, but something's got to

be done, and I think we need to get together and see how we can

solve this issue with the girls spending so

much money on our cards.

Yeah, you could come on over here, and we'll wait for him to come home.

Thanks. Bye.

Hey. Hey, Alan.

Thanks for coming over.

Thanks for having me.

Can you believe these girls?

No. I mean...

I didn't believe that because I even told her, look, don't be spending money.

You know, just joking around with her.

But, dude, how much did they get on your card?

$10,000.

$10,000?

How can you spend $10,000 on one day? They weren't even gone that long.

I should have asked how much she spent on mine.

You should have. You have no idea. I don't. They just said that unusual

charges that were adding up and then, you know.

What's the limit on your card?

Well, it's a black card, but yeah, man. Oh, my God.

Wow.

What are we going to do about this?

I mean, eventually they're going to come home, they're going to come through that

door, and what are we going to say? No, something's got to be done. I mean, this

is... They're taking advantage of us.

Yeah, to say the least. I mean, it's... You know, look, we'll just have them

take it back.

I mean, yeah, that goes without saying, but I mean, they still need some sort of

punishment, some sort of discipline. I mean, what do we do?

Well, I mean...

I mean, it's the way the kids are today. They just, you know, spend without

realizing, you know, the consequences behind it. No bullshit on that.

I know what we do.

We take their damn cards away.

What? We take their cards away.

What? We take their cards away.

Yeah, let's do that. We'll take the cards away. I mean, they're our cards.

Yeah. I mean, we're just letting them use our cards.

Well, I mean, yeah.

Yeah, sure.

Is that top on you? Oh my god, I know. I have to see everything you got. I can't

wait. Dude, I love this tennis bracelet.

It's so cute. Girls.

Yes. We got a phone call from the bank saying that you've spent a lot of money

on the cards.

You mentioned on my credit card $10,000.

So, I said don't be spending a lot of money. So what'd you do? You spent a lot

of money. I try not to. It's not that much money. Honey, you can't do like

that. Are you kidding me? It's not that much money. They've never called you

before.

Do you hear what she said? It's not that much money.

Do you know how long it takes me to make that kind of money?

Yeah, we don't... It takes a lot to pay those cards off. You know, there's a lot

of interest on those, too.

Right? I mean, is this what I'm teaching you to be fiscally responsible for? We

got a lot of cute stuff.

We needed stuff for summer.

It's coming really quick.

Yeah. What do you think? We're made of money? I mean, I know we live in fancy

houses, but... We don't have jobs. You guys have jobs.

It's taking advantage of us.

That's right.

And it stops today.

We're taking your cards.

What? Your cards. Your cards.

What? Your cards.

The credit card.

We are taking the credit cards back. Yeah, the credit cards. Like, no way.

But what if we need them for an emergency?

Well, you should have thought about that before you took advantage of us.

Oh, my God. I hate you, Dad.

We're taking advantage of us.

Go to my dead body. You'll get your card back.

Do you believe this? What the hell just happened?

Wait, don't they know they're in the wrong?

These kids today.

Jesus.

I can't stand my dad.

They're so dumb. Weren't they young?

How do they expect us not to shop?

We need to look good. Like, it's what we do.

It's not fair.

Like, I have to shop and I... What are we gonna do?

I don't know. We have to do something.

But... Your dad's so much nicer than mine, I'm screwed.

Why is your dad so mean?

I don't know. I think he got, like, hit in the head or something when he was

young. But why does he talk like that, too?

I wish I knew.

It's so weird.

But he just likes to yell at me like that.

We gotta figure out something.

Because if our moms find out, they're gonna kill us all.

Oh my gosh, we're so dead. We need to hide all this if they do.

But we can't not shop either.

I know.

What are we going to do?

Do you have any ideas?

The only idea I have is talking to your dad because he's so much nicer.

My dad's not going to listen to any of us.

Um, how about... Hmm.

My dad is really nice.

He is? Yeah.

I feel like we could get off really easy with him, you know?

Yeah, way easier than getting off with my dad.

Maybe we can sweet talk my dad.

Yeah. Maybe we can get through to his heart.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think we could definitely do that with your dad.

And you like older guys, right?

Yeah, I mean, sometimes.

Okay, so maybe we can, like...

Text him to come up here and talk to us and you can like Compliment him on like

stuff like his hair.

Yeah, he just got a good haircut. His hair does look good. He looks so good

Compliment his hair.

Yeah, you can compliment his glasses True.

Yeah, you're right. He did just lose a few pounds. He looks slimmer and you can

like suck his dick Yeah Yeah, I don't understand

What was in their mind about doing this?

I mean, are you okay with that? Yeah, I mean, don't you want to shop? Don't you

want to be able to do this all the time without getting in trouble?

I mean, if you think that... I don't think he'll tell Mom either.

Either of our moms. No?

I know they're authorized to use a card, but I mean, that's a bit ridiculous.

That is ridiculous.

And this whole time, I thought it was their mom.

Yeah, I know, and me too. I just keep signing the checks and sending the

payments out, but...

You know.

Okay. This is... This is way out of control.

But do you think it'll make it okay with my dad too?

Yeah.

I need to be okay. I can't not shop.

You want me to text him?

Yes. Okay.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Don't worry. We're gonna be able to go on endless shopping sprees. That's all I

want. They can't take away our cards. You gotta do something.

No. We're gonna make it right. Just as long as he talks to my dad too, I'll do

anything.

We're gonna make it right.

This is to the point that our wives will be mad at us if they find out.

That we didn't know. I mean, this whole thing's been going on this whole time

and we didn't realize this? What are we gonna tell them? They'll think we're a

couple of buffoons.

But they already think that. I gotta go use the restroom real quick.

I'll be right back, okay?

If you want to get something out of the kitchen, just, you know, help yourself.

Oh, thanks.

We gotta hide all this because he's coming up here and I don't want him to

take any of it.

Gotta keep all of it.

I'm sorry. It's okay.

You girls wanted to talk to me?

Yeah, come sit down.

We just wanted to say that we're really sorry.

We're super sorry. And you look so good in that shirt, by the way.

Oh, thank you. Look, you guys know you did wrong.

Again, I don't mind you spending money, but you took advantage.

But you know we need to look good. And we were saying sorry. Is that good

enough or not? It's just like you look good in those glasses.

thank you yeah don't change this look it is what it is so it

won't be a permanent thing okay you get it the card back or the use of the card

but what if we want it to be a permanent thing what if we want to shop you can't

go without but you guys have boundaries you got to know where your limits are

and you're not maxing the limits out

My dad never told me any limits, but do you want to come try to explain it

to us a little bit?

What do you mean?

I don't know what the two of you have in mind,

but it's never going to work, okay?

You did something wrong.

You have to, you know, pay the price and no cards.

Easy peasy. Simple as that. We just want to say sorry.

Honey, I appreciate that you want to say sorry, okay? But you have to know that

you did something wrong.

So let us make it up to you.

Chores?

You know.

Let's sit and talk about it. We have something better. We have something

better in mind. Come on, please. Come sit and talk with us. Just for a little

bit.

Don't just stand there.

Here.

Come get comfortable, sir.

What? Yeah, we don't want you uncomfortable.

Your haircut looks so nice, by the way.

But... And he lost a few pounds. Doesn't he look so good? Yeah, you look tan. Me

too.

I mean, it's just, you know. Oh, look, you're getting all pink.

Okay.

Okay,

I don't know what.

Let me try these on.

They look so handsome on you. I wonder how they'd look on me.

Okay. Oh, look at those pretty blue eyes.

Thank you. Yeah.

Okay, so we're going to talk about.

The car juice. Yeah. Whatever you want to talk about. Whoa, hello, hello.

Hi. What are you doing?

What is going on? We just wanted to talk, just relax a little bit.

Talking and you're touching me.

Yeah, well, your belt's literally, like, cutting off circulation, so I just want

to... No, no, no, it's okay.

It's okay.

No, it's not okay. If your daughter says it's okay... This is wrong.

I'm not saying no.

Oh.

Dad!

Oh, my God.

Enough.

No, no.

What? I'm not doing anything.

I'm not doing anything.

What did you guys say? I'm not doing anything, Dad.

It's all Maddie.

Doesn't this put you in a better mood?

It puts me in a very awkward position.

Why? Why is it awkward?

Why is it awkward?

Your bestie is sucking your dad's dick right now. What's so weird about that?

It's not me.

Okay.

No. We're just trying to make it up to you, Dad.

Sweetheart, please.

That's not the way to... We want to go shopping again.

That's not the way to get a card back. We don't want you to tell Mom.

Who? Mom. Yeah. No. Yeah. Don't tell mom. Don't tell mom. Anything. Anything.

We could never tell mom anything. Anything. Nothing. Not about the

shopping. So let me like mom and then you don't have to tell her anything.

I don't know how that makes any sense at all. None at all.

None of the.

It like totally does. It's okay.

This is so.

Fun? Turn your face. Don't look.

Don't look.

Oh, I'm so going to be in trouble for this.

It gets us out of trouble.

Right? Yeah, yeah.

I guess you're right.

I get to use the card.

Oh, you get to use the card. I do, yeah.

I can't speak for... Will you talk to my dad?

Yeah, you have to. Just a little.

I'm not going to be able to do this.

What do you mean you're not going to be able to convince him? I mean, he's the

one who really wanted to do the whole card thing. I was just going to say,

just not use it for a week. He said, take it away.

Oh, trust me, I know. He's horrible, but it's not like I can convince him. He's

the main one. You're so nice.

Come on, Dad.

Help her out, too.

She's helping you out, right?

I'll do what I can.

Thank you, Daddy.

You're welcome. Your dad is so cool. I know, right?

Okay, don't look. Please don't look. It feels a little weird. You just not.

Okay, Dad.

I'll try not to.

She's like, I tried not to spend a lot of money.

I knew the first time she brought you home for an overnight, you were trouble.

That's what they call me.

Okay, Dad, just relax.

Close your eyes. I'm not looking.

okay i'm not looking you don't you just need to relax i'll try to relax this is

very difficult to do okay

I just needed a break. I swear it was gonna come back to me anyway.

We're not weirdos.

I just want to make you happy.

Did that not make you happy?

Where the hell is he?

You. No.

Don't.

Do that again.

Okay, I promise.

I promise I won't do it again.

It wasn't my idea.

Maddie, that was your idea?

Well, something else wasn't my idea.

Your idea was to do this? No, it was both of our ideas.

As long as it gets us out of trouble.

We just didn't want to be in trouble with you or mom.

Taking advantage of Ken.

I'm not taking advantage.

I'm not doing anything.

What the hell is going on in here?

Dad?

Sorry.

It's their idea.

I was listening from outside the door.

You were?

I was. You're not mad?

Oh, well, we'll see about that.

Do you think we can make this credit card thing work?

Yeah, we can do that. There we go.

What am I doing?

What?

I mean, you girls want your credit cards back, don't you?

Yes, please, Daddy.

Then you wanted me to talk to him, so here, you just talk to him.

And you keep talking there.

This is a good start to getting that card.

I'm doing this for her, so she's not in trouble, too. Oh, yeah, yeah.

So I'm out of trouble, Daddy?

Well... Daddy, what about me?

Sorry, I didn't look. What about me, Daddy? Am I out of trouble?

Oh, you're so in trouble.

I mean, out of trouble.

I got an idea. Why don't you do this? I

can't

believe I'm stuck in your dad's bed.

I can't believe what your dad's doing.

I'm trying not to look. No, no, no. Don't look, Dad.

Don't look. Don't look, weirdo. Don't look.

Don't you look either

You've done this before.

Don't look at me.

I'm not. I'm not. Don't look at each other. Don't make it weird.

No.

No. Don't look at me, Dad.

Put a pillow there.

Oh my god, I see your dick!

Don't look, don't look!

Is that weird if we're not looking at each other? That's true.

Think about all the shopping we're going to be able to do.

Don't look this way I'm not gonna look

Would you kiss?

Why are we kissing so you don't have to look at you?

Yeah, just go ahead

I never knew your dad is such a huge cop.

This is crazy.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, what are we doing?

Oh my god.

Just relax.

Just don't think of it as my dad.

You too.

Okay, this is just for me. Is it just for you?

You know we hear you guys talking, right?

Stop talking!

What?

What's the idea now?

Dad,

don't touch me! Don't touch her! I'll touch her! I'll move her!

Don't make it weird!

Yeah, there you go. And then I think you should look at me. You should come right

over there. You should do that.

Dad, I'm so close to you. Don't touch me, please.

I'm not really sure how this all works.

Dad,

don't look at me.

I'm trying not to look.

Don't look at me. You don't look at me either.

I'm sorry, honey, but... Dad!

I said not to touch me!

Oh, I'm sorry.

Stop!

Don't look at the airs on my teeth!

How am I... Don't touch me, Dad!

Your eyes are closed, correct?

You're just using your tongue, right?

So you don't...

You want your cards back, don't you? Our what? Your cards, your credit cards.

You want to go shopping?

Yeah. You want to spend that money? There you go.

So you just got a grin and bear for now. There you go.

Grin and bear.

There you go.

Dad, what the fuck?

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I'll just put it.

Dad!

It's so tight, it just pops out. It just pops out.

Just put your tongue in your friend right there. Here you go.

It's on my eye, Dad.

Dad!

You're making it so weird, Dad.

I'm just going to move your hair out of the way. There you go.

Go ahead.

There you go. Lick it.

Is this what does it for you? Me eating out my friend?

Why are you making this so weird?

I'm trying not to, but I'm kind of... Oh, my God.

Your balls are in my eye, Dad. Oh, I'm

sorry. Let me get up a little higher. Dad!

Put your tongue on your friend. Here you go.

What?

You want me to?

I'm having a hard time getting there. If you could just assist.

Yeah, just give me a hand.

Dad, why are you making this so weird?

Don't be like that.

Can you drool there just a little bit? Just a little drool.

That's it. Perfect.

Just raise up just a little bit. There you go. Let me kiss you.

And just a little bit.

Oh, my God. Dad.

Ew,

I touched your tongue.

Get out of here.

Sorry.

Honey, you're already there. You might as well just...

There you go.

She's spitting on it, too. Yeah, she's making it all nice and good for me.

There you go.

Oh, out of my mouth.

Oh, yeah,

it is.

That's a good spit.

Oh, my gosh.

You don't have to touch me. Don't make it weird.

This whole thing is weird, honey.

It doesn't have to be.

I'll just keep looking away.

Don't look at me, Dad.

I can't look away.

I'm just looking at your friend.

Just look at me.

Don't look at her. Look at me. That's my daughter's.

It is mine.

How about we just turn around?

That way we're not having to be close.

Why don't you put down your knees, baby?

Uh-huh.

Just don't look.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my god.

Oh, my god.

Endless shopping.

No

Pretty in pink.

Yeah.

You did start this whole thing, didn't you? You didn't want me to suck his

dick. It was our idea.

You can't say that you didn't want to see your dad's dick.

It looks so good.

I won't say anything.

If you don't think it's weird to see your dad's dick, then... I mean, I

already see it.

Why don't you feel it now? Yeah.

I'll do it if she does it first since it was her idea.

What are you saying?

You promise?

You won't tell anybody?

Nobody. Not nobody.

Nobody. Our little secret.

This is my very best friend.

This is why we're true. We're close friends now.

Oh my god.

Okay. I'll try not to. I cannot help but look.

Okay. Eyes are closed. My eyes are closed.

I'm lying. Just pretend like it's her.

Yeah, please. Anyone but me.

It's okay.

I didn't!

That was him!

No,

it looked...

It's so fucking hot.

You do have some good ideas sometimes.

Wait, that's weird Oh

Your dick is so big, daddy.

Your face is so beautiful.

Good genetics.

But it is true.

Look at you.

Oh, beautiful, beautiful.

What's that?

Put them next to each other.

Sample back and forth a little bit.

Oh, now you have the ideas, huh, Dad?

Come here.

Lay in the back.

Come to Daddy.

Come to Daddy. There you go.

Oh my god, daddy.

Oh my god. Oh my god, yes.

Daddy.

Oh my god, daddy.

Yes, yes, yes.

Just fuck him.

You

hold

her legs back, and you

hold her leg. There we go. They work them together.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's try. Let's try.

Oh,

my

God.

Your dad's tongue feels so good. This is so much better.

I'll do that there.

Daddy tastes so fucking good. He's not the worst.

Can we girls learn a lesson?

Yes.

That we can get out of anything.