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You're the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

Jesus fuck.

Did you get enough shit?

No. I'm going back again tomorrow.

And you're going to take me and be bored as fuck waiting the entire time

while I'm shopping and you can fight off all the big strong men so that I get the

best sales.

Okay, I don't know what you have going through your head, but you're not my

girlfriend. You're my stepsister.

I'm not going to do any of that for you.

Oh, I think you will.

I think you're going to do whatever I want.

Yeah, you wish.

Yeah, we'll see about that.

Oh, Jaden.

Whoa.

What's this?

Well, I guess it's just a special sale.

Just for you.

If you do everything I ask you to.

But all the deals are red hot.

So what do you say?

Do you want to take part in the sale?

Yeah, I do.

Lincoln, step back.

Okay.

I know you want to.

Come on, step back.

It's only one day.

Lincoln will never find a deal like this again.

things lately.

It's really 100% off.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh, you could.

Oh, you could.

I'm on a second date now.

Okay.

Oh, thanks, Debra.

I didn't know...

Holy shit I

think I bit off way more than I could chew

Your steps just taste like a huge fucking crab.

Oh fuck yeah.

I feel so fucked.

Oh.

Hi.

I'm going crazy.

We're shopping tomorrow, right?

Shit.

Yeah, I guess.