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Do you know what day it is?

It's, uh, what, Tuesday?

Yeah, Tuesday the first.

Oh, shit, really?

Oh, it's already the first? Yeah. I felt like two weeks ago was the last.

No, that was a month ago, yeah.

Fuck. Do you have your half of the rent this month? I didn't know. I wasn't

prepared for it. I thought it was, like, next week.

What do you mean?

We have rent the same day every single month. I lost track of time. I'm sorry.

Shit.

Well, sorry's not going to pay the bills. That's what you said last month,

too. I know. I'm really trying hard to apply for jobs and get something. I'll

make it up to you. It's just I'm going through this rough rut right now. Well,

that's no fucking excuse.

I mean, I don't know what we're about to do. I can't pay for your half this

month.

But you make so much money. Yeah, I can't afford it this month. Things have

been slow at work.

And I was counting on you to step up and actually do what you said you were going

to do.

He's probably going to come here any minute now to collect.

Yeah, so I guess we have to find a way to pay for this rent.

Maybe I can borrow some money.

No, nobody's going to loan you money with your history.

I'm sure I can get something from grandma again.

I mean, maybe I could do something else to pay him.

What are you talking about?

Um, you know, maybe I could, like, fuck him or something.

What? I mean, do you have any better ideas?

I know nobody's going to give you any money.

Let me keep, let me try at least.

Okay, well just. Until he gets here.

Ask around.

I know he's going to be here soon. He always comes bright and early.

So we need to get this figured out ASAP. Oh my god.

Oh shit.

You know he's here. Yes, I told you. He's never late.

Hey,

how you doing?

Hi, how are you doing? Come in.

Thank you.

I'm here to collect the rent today, guys.

I was wondering maybe come back next paycheck, like next week.

Next paycheck?

I was wondering if you could like hold out till next paycheck, you know,

six days from now.

Next paycheck.

Guys, how many times have we been through this?

I know.

I mean,

times are hard, man. We just had a hurricane.

So this is the third time that it's just becoming a little too predictable.

Like, what's going on? You couldn't, like, cut us a break?

Just love? I've cut your breaks two or three times before. Like, we're going to

have to do something. We've got to discuss some different type of options

that we can get the rent paid this time.

Maybe I can, like, pick up some extra work around here, like doing some

maintenance or something.

I'm just thinking something a little different. That's not going to happen. I

mean, I have an idea.

It's not what I think it is. I mean, you couldn't come up with anything better.

So, I could fuck you until the rent's paid.

Come again?

Fuck you.

Like, sit on top of your dick and ride it.

Wow.

You would be okay with that shirt?

No. He has to be. You have no choice but to be.

She has a better point.

Like, you guys are about to get evicted, so.

Exactly. You want to be homeless?

No. Me neither.

I think it's a great idea.

I think so, too.

So, are you on board?

I have no fucking choice, I guess.

I think it's a great idea.

I think it is, too.

Okay.

How many times till... Was it one time, or is it like... Whatever it takes,

right? Yeah, whatever it takes. I'll do whatever it takes. You'll do whatever it

takes.

Yeah, so you're just gonna have to sit back and watch, I guess.

You don't have any other options.

Yeah, I just can't be homeless.

Wow,

this is a big payment.

Yeah, it looks like you're enjoying this.

Now I actually feel included.

We're not conceit assholes.

Ooh, yeah.

It's too good.

At least I'm enjoying myself

there.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

See, look, we're still including you.

Thanks for thinking of me, you're so thoughtful. Oh, of course.

Anytime, babe.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

month's rent then, won't you?

Oh, you still gonna be a lazy,

broke slob.

I'll do the job, I'll figure out something. Better get a good job.

I'm not talking about McDonald's either.

That's not gonna be enough.

Talk about sticking it to the man.

Oh fuck

yes.

It's engraved into my

I'm traumatized, yeah.

I think it's great.

Ooh, ooh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

You might see me in a second.

Oh, yeah.

Should be late on your