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All right, come on. I don't have all day.

Okay, so this is the master bedroom.

Just like the rest of the house, it needs to be spotless when I get back. Do

you understand?

I don't want anything under the rugs. I don't want anything in the corners. I'll

be checking everything.

Okay, I'm going to go run some errands because I have important things to do.

And...

I assure you, the house will be spotless by the time you get back.

Okay, great. Please don't be tempted to have any sticky fingers while you're

here. Trust me, I've counted everything.

The silverware, the candlesticks, the jewelry.

I know everything down to the last napkin in this house.

I assure you there's going to be no problems whatsoever.

We're a very professional and experienced team.

So, like, what are you waiting for?

Come on.

Chop chop. I thought you were going to clean the house, not stand around.

Alright, Kenzie, you start over there. Come on.

We're getting right to it, I promise.

Okay, come here.

You need to sweep over to that area.

Well, she's kind of a bitch, isn't she?

No, she's a fucking cunt.

Like, who steals napkins?

Well, it's not our first bitchy client.

Come on guys, let's get to work.

Is this good enough for Princess?

I think she'll be happy enough with that.

Here, will you clean the vases up there? Here, I'll dust.

She's such a bitch. We don't know how to clean.

I'll show her clean.

Oh my god. Kenzie, come on.

You can't be doing this kind of stuff anymore.

Oh, come on.

She'll never even know.

She has people to do that for her.

She's just so cranky.

It's like she has a stick up her ass or something.

No, someone like her hasn't had something stuck up in her for years.

I bet it has cobwebs up there.

You should get the duster.

Her

stuff is kind

of cute at least.

Please, these flowers are as dead as her soul.

Put the blanket down here.

Okay, that works.

Let's pretend this is her face.

Fluff it real good!

You guys, bye girl.

What? What?

We're just having fun.

Can we have a little fun, Mom? You heard her. She's going to be back soon, so

we've got to get this all seriously spotless, and then we've got to move on

downstairs next.

You heard her. She's going to be out running errands all day.

Well, the sooner we're done, the sooner we can leave, okay? So let's just stay

focused, okay?

Alright, fine.

Let's focus.

No, don't you dare.

We can't keep doing this, okay? Don't even get started, because once you guys

get started, I know you don't stop, so let's just... Oh, you're just jealous.

I know, I know. We don't want another tongue-thrashing.

I'll give you one of those little hotties.

So cute.

Guys, stop it. I'm serious.

What if she walks in on us, okay? So let's just, we're already, come on, this

room is like already almost done. Let's just get off the bed, we'll finish

cleaning it, and go downstairs, okay?

Are you sure?

Come on.

Someone's got something up their butt.

Stop it, okay?

Come on, she's not going back forever, and she treats us like shit anyways.

Fuck her.

We should make her place even more dirty.

Hell yeah.

You don't agree? Come on, you definitely agree. I see it in your eyes.

Come on. Stop it.

Come on. Just a little bit of fun. She was such a bitch, my god. I already got

the gloves on.

Ready to get Mr.

Dirty? Stop.

Eat that mug. I'm gonna dust your...

Girl Scout over here!

It does feel good to take off this stupid smock.

It does.

You guys do look a lot cuter without them on.

Thank you.

But you already know that.

I keep the gloves on.

Why do you guys always get me wrapped up into this?

We're just sturdy little girls.

Oh, I should have never hired you guys. You get me into way too much trouble.

I think you mean way too much fun. You love it.

Stop it. Come here.

There you go.

So cute.

I don't know.

Hey, I just remembered I have important people coming over so I'm gonna need you

guys to actually start in the kitchen It's you can just do up here later. Okay

We're just finishing up the room, but I guess we can go down and do the kitchen

first. That's fine.

Okay. Come on. Let's go.

What do you think, Alina?

I think we still have more work to do, you guys, and we really need to stay

professional this time.

We said we would stop doing this. Come on.

Fuck that bitch, dude.

She's not going to be home forever anyways.

You guys are such bad influences.

We're not bad influences, we're just irresistible.

You really are.

But are you sure that Miss River's not going to be home this time? Because we

cannot get caught doing this. Our careers will be over.

Oh please, that Botox appointment?

At least be two hours.

Yeah, she's definitely not coming back soon.

We can get a lot done in two hours.

you guys

We have

to be

quiet though in case she walks in.

Of course.

Just be quiet.

Herky titties.

Come

here

you.

So naughty.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

You're such a dirty girl.

We're going to clean you up.

Stretch that little hole.

She's dripping.

oh my gosh

Yeah.

fucking bitch.

go between both of our holes.

dirty

I'm packing my car.

Hello?

Hi, I was just cleaning under the sink, you know, being nice and thorough.

Okay, where are the other two?

Hi,

we're here.

We're just scrubbing away.

Squeaky clean.

And what's that all over my floor?

You know, it's this new natural spray cleaner.

Spread it all over to, you know, get it squeaky clean.

Don't panic. It's organic.

Well, it better be because I already said that I only use all natural

cleaners in this house.

Trust me. It's definitely all natural.

Okay. Well, come help me in the car.

Be right out.

pants back on and let's finish this job fine