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Hey, Kimber?

Hang on a sec.

I'm coming.

Wow, you look really nice.

Thanks. Um, I got something for you.

Oh my gosh, they're so pretty.

What's the occasion?

No occasion.

Can't a guy just buy his wife flowers for no reason?

Oh my god, they're so pretty.

Well, I'm glad you like them. Oh, I love them.

So listen...

I'm really sorry, but freaking Greg texted me, and if I don't drive to L.A.

But, but.

Hey, if I don't drive to L.A., I'm not going to close the seal, and you know

I've been working on it for like six months.

Like, now you're going? Yeah, I have to go now.

I'm sorry, babe. I love you.

I love you. I promise I'll make it up to you when I get back.

I love you. Bye.

Okay. Bye.

Whatever.

Great. How do I cancel this now?

Your mom had to go to L.A.

How come?

She got called into work to close some deal, and I don't know. I had big plans

for tonight.

I got all dressed up. I was going to take her out to dinner.

But now I have to cancel, and they're telling me they need 24 hours notice to

cancel.

I'm sorry.

Listen, what do you have going on tonight?

I was just planning on hanging out with friends. I mean, that's really it.

What do you say you go put on something fancy and let your old man take you to

dinner? Oh, cool.

You like that? Yes. All right. Go get dressed. And, you know, we've got

reservations in about an hour. So, yeah, we can do that. It'll be fun, right?

Yeah. Hang out with your stepdad.

Yes. All right. Have fun. Go get dressed.

Guess I don't have to cancel.

Mom has the cutest stuff.

She won't mind if I take this.

She doesn't worry anyways.

Thank you.

This is so cute.

Wow, you look super nice.

Thank you.

Is that your mom's dress?

Well, okay, yeah, but I've never seen her wear it and it's so cute. Like, I

just, I thought she wouldn't mind. I bought it for her and she never wore it.

So, here, let me see you.

Okay.

Wow.

I'm going to have to beat the guys off with a stick tonight.

You're sweet.

Um, well, ready to go to dinner with your stepdad?

Yes. Come on.

Let's go.

It took me forever to get that reservation, but it was so worth it.

Yes.

I had so much fun. Mom really missed out. She totally missed out. Did you see

how those guys are looking at you?

Yes. Oh, my God. It was so funny how people literally thought we were a

couple. It would have been so funny if I would have kissed you in front of them.

Yeah, that would have been hilarious if you weren't my stepdaughter.

Yeah. But they really did believe it. Yeah.

Oh, well, it was a good night. It was fun.

You know, I'm glad that you had a good time. Yeah. And it looked amazing.

Thank you.

Listen, I'm probably going to, like, just...

watch SportsCenter or something and hang out. So, you know, you're free to do

whatever you want.

Would you mind if I watched a movie with you?

Yeah, we can watch a movie. But could we watch it upstairs in your room?

Because you just have the bigger TV.

It is bigger TV upstairs.

I mean, yeah, sure, that's fine.

Why don't you get changed because you're not going to want to watch TV in that, I

guess. Okay.

I'm gonna go get ready, and yeah, I'll meet you there. Yeah, I'll see you

upstairs. Okay, thank you.

You know, I

don't know if I'm up for watching a movie tonight.

Well, would you like to do something else?

I don't know. Like what?

Uh, what about Truth or Dare?

Truth or Dare?

Isn't that something you play like... When you're in college.

Yeah?

I don't know.

That's a little... I have no idea.

Oh, come on. Don't be scared.

I'm not scared.

Then let's play.

I mean... I guess... Yeah, we can do that, I guess.

Okay. So... This is your idea. You can get started.

Truth. Are you cheating on mom?

What? What kind of question is that?

What?

No, I'm not cheating on your mom.

Okay.

Wow.

Um, alright.

Truth or dare?

Uh, truth.

Did you sleep with your college professor?

I did.

Carly.

He's so much older than you. What? I like older men. He's so much different

from all the other guys at school.

Oh my goodness.

This is TMI for your stepdad.

Okay, your turn.

Truth or dare?

Truth.

Did you date someone my age before mom?

Yeah, she was about your age. She was young.

Really?

Yeah, she's cute. I don't know.

It was fun. I love that.

Okay. Wow, you're learning an awful lot about your stepdad today.

Yeah, you're bonding.

Yeah.

Uh,

you should.

Okay.

Truth or dare?

Uh...

When was the last time you slept with your professor?

Um, well, about a month ago. He said that he wants to be in a relationship

and I want to be single, so... A month ago? You've been out of school for

months!

on your hands.

Yeah? Um, I kind of want to know if they're everywhere, like,

on your dick.

So... I don't know if I can show you that. I just want to find out. I'm just,

I'm curious.

This is... I don't know. It's not... Look, this is

not part of the game.

I'm just your stepdaughter.

Okay.

Just for a second.

It's okay.

Okay. There.

You really do have a spot there.

Yeah, I do. I do.

That wasn't part of it. Like, you had your try.

Whatever. I showed you.

Whatever.

Alright.

Truth or dare?

If you want to see the spot so bad, look for yourself.

Okay.

You have them everywhere.

Yeah, I do. I do. I do. What are you doing?

What?

I just want to inspect it.

Okay.

You didn't say how long. That's good enough.

Okay.

This is crazy.

Truth or dare?

Dare.

I dare you to pull my top down.

Really? Yeah.

You don't think that's a bit much?

Nope.

I don't know if I can do that.

Oh, come on.

Don't be scared. It's truth or dare. You have to play the game.

Maybe I'll just lose the game. I don't know.

It just seems a lot.

I'm your stepdaughter.

Yeah. I know.

Alright.

No one's going to know about this, right?

Right.

Okay. Good.

That's good.

This is crazy.

You're funny.

Okay. Your turn.

My turn?

No, you have to ask me.

No, I just dared you to pull my top down.

Oh, yeah. All right.

Now for the game.

Fine. Truth or dare?

Truth.

Truth.

You... Do you really have daddy issues?

You got me.

I do.

You know, that's why I love older men.

Okay. I kind of figured, but, you know, just making sure.

What if I show you?

Well, I don't think that's a great idea.

Come on. I'm your stepfather.

And, like, you know...

It does feel good.

Really good at that.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You know what?

You took this pretty far already.

Why don't you sit next to those clothes for me?

Okay.

Thank you.

You're so tight.

You're so big.

How the hell did you learn that?

Oh

your

mother doesn't do that.

Is that good?

I was going to try and shoot it on your tits, but... It's okay, Daddy.

Well... Well, this is much better than watching a movie.

I fell asleep during the movie. Yeah, we watched the movie.

Oh, alright. Well, I'm going to go make breakfast. You guys hungry?

Starving. Alright, okay. Love you both.

Okay, love you too. Bye.

Bye.

Holy shit, that was close.

Yeah, I'm naked. Like, look.

That's so bad.

Don't let her see you.

I am really starving though.

We worked up an appetite.

Yeah. All right.

Let's go get some breakfast and maybe she'll go away again next time.