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I'm not sure at all.

I didn't see the report card, so if you've seen it, those college grades

have got to go up because we spent a lot of money on that college.

We most definitely did.

Speaking of that, well, she's here now. Let me call you back in a minute.

Really? Butt on the counter?

Are you serious?

What?

There you go again, being a conservative stepdad.

My butt is clean.

And somebody shouldn't have put my cup up there. I wouldn't climb on this if I

couldn't reach it.

I just got off the phone with your mother.

And she, we, are very concerned about your grades. Your college grades at

that.

My grades?

I get it, but...

They'll be better.

I'll ace. No, no, no, no, no. It's finals now.

And what you should be doing is in the room studying.

You know what?

You need to listen up.

Matter of fact, when was the last time you and mom had sex?

That's really none of your business and none of your concern.

When was the last time you and mom... That's highly inappropriate.

Why? You're not even my real dad.

That may be true, but still the same.

Actually, I kind of want to see what you're working with. Oh my god.

This is why mom screams sometimes.

I gotta see it for myself.

Whoa.

No way.

Oh my god.

Is this even real?

How is it so big?

function with this

oh

my

god it's so heavy that

is heavy

I can barely close my hands.

Okay, you know what?

I'll give you a deal.

I'll go to my room and study if you let me see if it fits.

Oh, okay.

Alright. That's a deal.

Deal? That's a deal.

month doesn't it?

Ooh.

Yeah, I do.

You know what, sweetheart? Maybe we should go in the room before the

neighbors see us through the window.

Okay. All right.

Which

one's first?

Let's do these.

Now let's do this.

How does this work?

Like a combination of here.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

There you go.

There you go, let it out.

Bang Bros.

Such a big team.

A promise is a promise.

You're going to be grooming and studying before mom comes home. She'll be home in

a few minutes.

Alright. So please, this is very important.

Okay fine, I promise.

Okay.