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You know what, Mr. Ties?

What is that, German? Viking?

It's a lovely name. It is. Thank you.

It's a quite strong family name. Does it
stand for something?

We'll just have to leave it. It was a
long-standing nickname.

Oh, of mad intrigue. Hi.

What is it, Hope?

You know I'm in a meeting here, right? I
know, but I come to bring everybody

water, and I see I already got coffee.

I just wanted to see how you were doing
today.

I'm sorry, guys.

Oh, by all means.

Don't worry.

You have such a lovely daughter. Thank
you.

Which brings us while we're here today.

Yeah, why are you here?

Damn, Camille. Put your claws away.

It's fine. She's just really looking out
for your best interest. I'm your

secretary. That's what I'm supposed to
do.

We understand that. We see that you're
getting older in age.

Oh! So you're calling my boss old.

I'm not getting old. You're almost,

you know, what, like 21 by now?

So... You better, like, check your
sister.

She's taking all of you.

Well, okay. Well, as you know, like... a
young man as yourself. I know you're

near and about. But you just called him
home. I didn't call him home.

Thank you, home. You're welcome. You're
such a darling.

Thank you.

You know, with your daughter, I know if
anything were to happen to you, you'd

like to make sure she was taken care of,
right?

Well, of course.

I know she probably helps take care of
you a lot.

All the time.

She's even taking care of all of us
right now. We really appreciate that.

And... Make the room a little bit
calmer. Yes, and... Can we get to the

point? Okay.

Like, it's inevitable.

We all die. I know it.

I know it's hard to say. Like, we all
die, but many of us, we don't leave

behind the proper means for our loved
ones to take care of themselves once

we're gone. That's a will.

But, you know, but sometimes you don't
have enough money saved up.

And... Thank you. You're welcome.

You seem nervous.

I'm not nervous at all. I'm just trying
to make sure this family gets the proper

care that they need if anything were to
happen.

You never know what could happen.

You know how heart disease is a very
common thing.

As you are starting to near some of your
later years, I know some physical

activity, especially...

Especially around the house, but like
just little things, you know, it could

start bringing you closer to that. Would
anybody like some cookies? I'm sorry.

Oh, I would love one. And could I please
get your guys' names?

Oh, yes, yes. I'm Mr. Grand.

Mr.

Grand, yes. Do you have a first name or
is that Mr. Grand? Oh, it's just Mr.

Like, it's a family name. I don't want
to go into it. Is that M-R or M-I-R?

Is it M.R. with a period after it? Yes,
I went to college. Oh, wow, wow.

I couldn't really tell by the tattoos.
I'm a gator man, actually.

Me too!

I'm Mandy Buse.

Mandy Buse, nice to meet you. Nice to
meet you.

I thought I should be quiet.

Okay, by the way, your daughter's
cookies are... Amazingly.

I wouldn't mind eating her cookies any
day. You are so amazing at this.

And speaking of that, you would not want
her to not have her sweet cookies

available when she were gone, right? You
would still want others to enjoy her

sweet cookie after she was gone. Cookie
or cookies?

Oh, cookies, yes.

Plural, yes. Daddy, I missed you.

I just love seeing, like...

Don't you just love to have your family?
I do.

Okay.

You did ask her a question.

I'll give her that. Okay.

Well, anyways.

Thank you.

You know, a lot of people... Daddy,
remember when we used to sing Humpty

Dumpty? We used to sit on the wall and
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Yeah,

and I used to fall.

She is just a bundle of joys.

I can just feel her warming me up right
now. Is she warming you up? I can feel a

little bit.

She warms up the whole room.

Yeah, I know.

Is there a fan or anything?

Sorry, no. They just put in a shambler
and took out the fan. Yeah, I'm Paul

Jonas for my hair.

When the humanity comes.

You kind of have that Paul Revere look
going on there.

Well, thank you.

That's not a good thing. Has anybody
ever told you you look like Russell?

Katy Perry's ex-husband?

She's incredible. You know what? I don't
really watch too much TV.

Her tits.

Oh, yeah.

That's unprofessional.

We're trying to help the family out
right now.

I thought you were trying to help the
family out. Can you please get to it? I

know you probably have some people in
here trying to sell you

term life insurance.

That's just not for you.

You're going to be around for a while.
You need him around for a while, right?

Yes, I need him around for a while.

He helps satisfy a lot of your needs
that a good father does.

When do you want to keep those same
needs going on should something happen

to you?

Most of the time, yeah.

Yeah, like, your daughter still needs to
be taken care of even when you can't,

you know?

And that's what we're here for.

Well, I just hope he's around for a
long, long time.

I'm sure your dad will be. And we're not
here saying that you're going to die any

day soon. I hope not. Literally, we're
not.

In case if anything were to happen.

You would want this company to be in
your family hands still. Yes. Yes.

So... That's not a script.

There's a script?

No, there's no script. You heard that,
correct? There's a script.

There's a script. Wait a minute here.
Yeah, this seems kind of like some weird

scheme that there's a script. Oh, no,
never.

I'm seriously skeptical of you two now.
I am too. What would happen if I Googled

your names or your company?

Oh, oh. Is this legitimate?

Yo, of course. You said your name was
Mandy Muse and yours is Mr. Grand?

Yeah, Mr. Grand, yes.

I'll be doing my research later. Yeah,
so will I.

Well, that's what I paid you for. Yeah,
but don't worry.

Just don't type it in Pornhub or
anything.

I told you to put the blockers on the
computer, okay?

But anyways, for...

A little low price, but only $500.

I know it might sound like, wow, that's
a lot of money, but it's really not when

you think about the coverage you get.

It's a $2 million policy.

Should anything happen, like you're
driving down the road one day and

you become distracted.

Do you become distracted at times from
activities?

I think we all do.

That's what he has me for. There's
distractions everywhere.

You have no idea the distractions I run
into sometimes.

Really, Daddy?

I missed you so much. I missed you too.

Thank you.

Now, would you want that smile to ever
stop? Should you stop being here?

No. And that's what we're here for.
We're here to give you that peace of

mind, that comfort, this pretty smile
right here. Thank you, sir. Thank

you. Thank you.

Another one.

Oh, okay. Thank you.

I mean, I guess I understand the warmth.
She's such a sweetheart. Yes, she is.

Thank you.

Yeah.

I can understand that warmth. You can
get a really warm family feeling

sometimes.

See, look, it seems like you're already
distracted.

I had a thought about it. Mr. Ty, are
you feeling well? Do you need some

water? You look a little flushed right
now. No, I'm feeling just fine.

It is hot in here.

It's a little hot.

I mean, it does get kind of, you know,
all right when you're talking about,

like, you know, life insurance, so.

Wait, you got a death fetish or
something?

He told him.

He doesn't know us.

Something smells around here.

I don't know.

Never mind.

That's highly unprofessional of me to
say.

Bye. You're such a douche.

Okay, wait a minute here. We're going to
have to talk about this. But also, while

we're here, we do have health insurance
available as well. If you do need to

maybe see about this redness in your
skin, it could be a rosacea.

My grandmom just died last month from...
You don't have to tell everybody.

Well, she had our life insurance, and it
was fabulous.

And let me guess, you were the
beneficiary.

Okay, I think y'all need to figure some
things out.

And I'm gonna leave you be.

So you have a wonderful day, David.
Yeah, I think that we can discuss more

better this way. You know, like, so that
way you're not distracted by your

daughter. She's quite the distraction.

You know what?

I'm thinking that I'm going to just let
my assistant do her homework after some

of the things that... Oh, I think I've
done enough homework.

Oh, my God.

Could I have your autograph?

Oh, sure. Yeah.

What did I tell you?

Here you go. Thank you.

You said you didn't want to keep sucking
dicks or trying to sell life insurance,

but you just got a... I'll just take it.
Maybe I'll...

So, Mr. Tiles, we have another
intriguing business offer for you.

Hey, Daddy.

So, those insurance people keep calling,
and... I think they knew what we did.

Yeah. But they want another meeting with
you.

Maybe I can come in and do what we did.

Again.

It'd be a lot of fun, wouldn't it?

It was a lot of fun.

Now... I think we should finish.

Yeah. I really want to finish.

I miss my daddy today.

Yes, I do.

I should have got underneath the table
and done this.

I'm sorry.

I love sucking your cock daddy.

Hmm.

Wow.

Thank you.

I think you should lay on the floor
daddy.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yes, daddy.

Fuck yes.

Oh yes, daddy.

All the way in me.

Yeah.

Yes, I do.

Oh, yes, daddy.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Hmm.

Oh, yes.

Yes, daddy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, daddy.

I want you to come with me.

Yes, there you go.

Come on.

Come on.

Yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, just like that.

Fuck yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck me. Oh, yes. There you go,
daddy.

Yes, there you go.

Oh, yes. Just like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, sure.