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It's time for Animaniacs.
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And we're zany to the max.
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So just sit back and relax.
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You'll laugh and you can laugh. We're
Animaniacs.
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Come join the Warner Brothers.
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And the Warner Sister Dot.
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Just for fun we run around the Warner
movie lot. They lock us in the tower
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whenever we get caught.
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But we break loose and then done loose
and now you know the fault. We're
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Animaniacs. Don is cute and Yakko yaks.
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Wacko packs away the snacks. We pay tons
of income tax.
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We're Animaniacs.
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Me, Ralph, and Dr. Scratch and Sniff say
hi to Hello Nurse.
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When feathers flock together, Slappy
whacks them with her purse.
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Barton chases Mindy while Rita sings a
verse. The writers split, we had no
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script, my father to rehearse. We're
Animaniacs.
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We have pay or play contracts.
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Ladies and gentlemen, once a year, the
coveted Humanitarian Animation Award...
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is given to that children's program
which best achieves the goal of
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promoting human values.
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We at the Warner Brothers Studio would
like to be included as humanitarian
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animation nominees, but would never
stoop so low as to pander for such a
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prestigious award.
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Goodness, brothers, we're going to have
to save this poor baby whale.
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Yes, Dot. He is among several endangered
species of marine life that have fallen
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victim to man's irresponsible behavior.
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All set!
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I just have to say that I
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feel a lot of love in this cartoon right
now.
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It's time to get going to that lecture
on ozone depletion.
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We can catch the bus over here.
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Well, why don't we just walk?
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It'll be a positive step towards helping
the environment.
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Oh, how's that, Doc?
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Well, you see, Yakko, car engines
consume fossil fuels, which are a non
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-renewable source of energy.
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And the burning of those fuels
contributes to pollutants in our
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atmosphere. That's why carpooling and
use of public transportation can go a
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long... way in helping to provide a
cleaner environment.
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That, and getting a ride with Ed Begley
Jr.
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You know, I'm glad we had this little
talk.
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Me too.
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Hey, do you guys mind if we stop off at
the library next? I have to return this
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book I've been reading on Mahatma
Gandhi.
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Sure, but we have to be back by three,
okay?
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Why is that?
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Well, I'm helping plant more trees for
the Nature Conservancy this afternoon.
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Oh, that reminds me. Dodd!
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How's the spotted owl you've been
nursing back to health?
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Oh, fine.
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In fact, it's playing with the white
Siberian tiger. We'd like to encourage
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all of our viewers to give generously to
protect our precious natural resources.
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Goodness, what's that terrible smell?
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I believe it's secondhand smoke.
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Excuse me, sir, but did you know that
new state and federal statutes prohibit
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smoking in certain areas?
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Really? I had no idea how rude and
inconsiderate of me.
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Not only that, but the search in general
has determined that smoking is a leading
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cause of lung cancer. Is it a leading
cause, or should it be the leading
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cause? I don't know, but it contains
carbon monoxide.
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You don't say.
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I'd better get rid of these cigarettes
right away.
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It's important not to litter, too.
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I guess I owe you kids a debt of
gratitude.
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Thanks for your concern.
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Aw, gee.
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We like helping out because it makes us
feel good. Not because we're trying to,
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you know, win a Humanitarian Animation
Award or something like that.
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Good for you.
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Oh, nurse!
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I love you!
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Yeah!
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You know, it's a shame that there are
some men who view women as objects.
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I'll handle this.
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Excuse me, Doc, but I don't believe
violence ever solved anything.
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I agree.
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There's too much violence on TV as it
is. That's why we at Animaniacs feel
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there should be a more productive means
of conflict resolution than inflicting
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injury on another party.
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You're right.
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Losing one's temper only makes you
wrong.
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Hey, I'm hungry. Anybody care for a
sandwich?
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What kind do you have?
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I've got ground beef and veggie. I'll
take the veggie.
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Yeah, me too.
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You sure you don't want beef? It's
really good.
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Well, Racco, as much as I like the taste
of beef, recent studies have shown that
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the high fat content of certain meats
can be a major contributor to heart
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disease. Really?
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Oh, yes. The plain and simple truth is
that we are what we eat.
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Proper nutrition augmented with an
appropriate exercise regimen is the best
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way to ensure a healthier lifestyle.
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And if you haven't got your health, you
haven't got a thing.
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You know?
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i think it's really special that we
could share this moment together ladies
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and gentlemen we interrupt this program
to bring you the following special
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news bulletin the winner of the
humanitarian animation award is about to
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be selected i'm proud to announce that
this
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year's award goes to
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A panda called Pookie.
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To the winners of this great honor and
the accompanying large cash award, we
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wish to say congratulations.
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And to the losers, well, better luck
next year.
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May I borrow this? Certainly.
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Anybody want a piece of really fattening
cheesecake?
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Does it have a ton of sugar in it?
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Yeah. I'll take two.
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I think I'm going to go buy a large hot
fudge sundae and have it for dinner. You
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want to come?
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Okay, but let's take the car.
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Yeah. We'll have to stop and fill it up,
though. That pig sucks gas like it's
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water. How about you, Dot? Want to come?
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Nah. I think I'm going to go chop down a
Christmas tree and put it in my house to
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decorate. Then I'm going to sit on my
butt and watch TV all day.
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Okay. Excuse me. I just heard.
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I'm sorry you didn't win the
Humanitarian Animation Award.
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Hello, nurse.
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Oh, well, there's always next year.
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Hi,
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Mindy dear.
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Hi, pretty lady.
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Well, I'm glad you think I'm pretty,
sugar, but mom, dear, say mom.
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leaving now, Mindy. I'm a guest on Oprah
since today's topic is overprotective
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mothers. Okay, pretty lady. I love you.
Bye-bye.
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Now, Buttons, you'll look after Mindy
while I'm gone.
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Well, that's odd.
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You don't normally see fog over the
cemetery at this time of year. Oh, well.
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Gotta run.
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Hello my mommy, hello my graveyard
ghoul.
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Mr. Ice Cream Man.
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We're here.
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Hey, hi, kids. What'll you guys have
today?
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The usual. Give us the mango, papaya,
quince, coconut, persimmon, guava.
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And avocado.
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Thick, super-duper, triple-malt shake.
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Make mine stirred, not shaken.
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Make mine non-fat.
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Girl's gotta watch her figure.
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Make mine with extra fat.
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Coming right up.
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in one gulp?
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Maybe.
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Could be more than you can handle.
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I'll take that as a challenge.
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I've been doing this since I was a kid.
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That's gross.
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Can you do it again?
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I can't help it.
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Toby,
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a glass of water.
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Drink this.
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We need a bigger glass.
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I heard a spoonful of sugar will do the
trick.
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How about a spoonful of honey?
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I think this calls for professional
help.
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If I don't get a desk soon, I'm gonna
quit.
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It won't start.
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Hey fellas, try a quarter.
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They got one of these at Chuck E.
Cheese.
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Come on, Sibs.
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We'll scour the globe for the answer.
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Maybe we can scare Wacko's hiccups away.
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Well, it's worth a try.
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Don't you, Wilworth?
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Didn't work.
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Didn't work.
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Maybe this guy will do the trick.
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That's it.
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I quit.
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Twelve years of Harvard Medical School
for this?
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Hey, I tell you, old golfers never die,
huh? They just kind of put it away.
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Thank you. You're all beautiful. I wish
I could take you all home with me. My
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caddy's not big enough.
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No! It's too cruel!
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It's not working.
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Hey, where's Brooke Shields, huh?
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We're here to cure the one called Wacko
of the hiccups.
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I'm Wacko.
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Caught!
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Well,
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did it work?
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Test one, test two. Is there a doctor in
the house?
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Fellow colleagues, you are here to
witness this medical phenomenon.
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Go on. That's your cue.
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Well,
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go ahead.
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Sorry, performance anxiety.
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He's killed!
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Get in the jaw.
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