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Oh, great!

Hi, Wiz. We're here to hang out.

But it's Kazuma and the girls.

Welcome.

We are sorry to bother you.

What do we do in the tent of the undead?

You saw me, didn't you? Why are you ignoring me?

If it isn't Yunyun, my self-proclaimed rival.

I am not self-proclaimed!

What, you're not?

No! We really are rivals!

This girl is a crimson demon we ran into recently.

He calls himself Megumin's rival, and challenges her whenever he can, but...

Come on, Megumin,

even though we have met by complete coincidence...

today we will settle our dispute!

Bless this wonderful choker!

Episode

Let's go! Let's go!

Solve what?

In addition, I have won almost all of our matches.

Don't mention it!

Sorry...

We will leave so as not to cause trouble in the store.

Don't worry.

I know you started shopping at my store.

because you heard that Megumin and his friends often stop by.

You will see...!

I'm taking this today! This cute choker!

Have you been coming here all the time hoping to run into Megumin?

You know, Yunyun?

You can stop by the mansion whenever you want, okay?

What? Really?

But if I show up later with drinks and food...

do you promise me that you won't make a face of disgust

because I was only invited out of commitment?

As irritating as ever, eh?

If you want to go, just go and go!

Besides, are we going to fight, compete or what?

Wait, Megumin!

I'm not used to talk to so many people...

Can we postpone it until the afternoon?

Why don't you ever make up your mind!

That's why you have no friends!

Hey, can I have some tea?

And by the way, something to eat.

Right away, Mrs. Aqua! I'll be right back!

Are you all right?!

Sorry, I'm fine!

Hey, how long do you plan to be?

Let me help.

As scandalous as ever...

Are you ok?

I would kill for a little peace...

How about this?

Let's go, let's go!

Yes!

"One of the store's strangely popular items in the store.

A choker that fulfills your wishes".

I don't know if this is the best way to sell a product.

And for 100,000 eris, it's not cheap.

What is this?! Can you explain it to me?!

They grew again?! Do you plan to sell melons?!

Stop it! Don't take it out on me just because you're still flat!

Damn it!

They are so flexible...!

Hey, this tea is a little cold.

These undead and their frozen bodies....

Sorry, Ms. Aqua!

Are you telling me about this potion to attract beasts?

Would it make a man who looks like a beast find me much more attractive?

It is a potion to attract beast type monsters.

They will attack whoever drinks it relentlessly.

I'll take it!

What? Are you sure?

They will become very violent...

Is it one of those items that improve your luck when you equip them?

Kazuma!

That's...!

The choker that fulfills your wishes?

Was I wrong to put it on?

In addition to not being able to take it off until you get your wish,

is adjusted every day you pass without fulfilling your wish.

Was she cursed?!

No! It is very popular among women.

It helps motivate them to lose weight.

Should I fulfill my own wish? Are you serious?!

Well? What did you wish for, Kazuma?

The truth is that I did not wish anything in particular.

That's terrible, Kazuma!

If we do nothing, it will gradually little by little until on the fourth day...

You're saying I'll die for a dieting gadget?! for dieting?!

It's my fault...

Kazuma picked it up because I dropped it, and now...

I'm also to blame for yelling at you.

No. If Aqua and I hadn't distracted Wiz...

Sorry, Kazuma.

It's my fault!

I shouldn't have left something so dangerous within the reach of anyone.

Kazuma...

I will do whatever it takes to remove your choker.

Don't worry.

I'll help too!

For the greatest prodigy of the crimson demons

removing a magic artifact is nothing.

Count me in as well.

I did nothing wrong.

But for the record...

Sorry. But if you die, I will use Resurrection.

I don't know if I will agree to revive the next time I die.

I will go on strike.

What are you saying?

Don't we have to kill the Demon King?

By the way, if I die, our enormous debt will fall on you.

I got it!

I'll help too, okay!

I'll do whatever you want you can take off your choker!

Whatever you want, you say?

Excuse me, Kazuma...

That's me.

Are you comfortable?

Your thighs are very comfortable, cool and soft.

And also...

Seeing you so embarrassed makes it all better.

Yes?

Well, thanks, I guess...

A wish-fulfillment choker?

It's better than I thought!

There are still four days left to strangle me...

I'll figure it out.

He does not mince his words nor from the first desire.

Very good!

I don't know what you will ask me,

but I will bear all that...

Take off your armor and do 100 push-ups.

One, two,

three, four,

five, six...

Not bad at all.

I am exposed to his beastly gaze hungry with no escape...

In his head it must be even worse.

To see me humiliated in such a way...!

No...

No more...!

But as a gentleman, I can't afford to lose.

I can't believe it.

Do you intend to use beauties like us to satiate your baser instincts?!

You go buy me some yakisoba bread.

Why?!

Mrs. Aqua!

And now...

You are rivals, right?

No, that's what Yunyun says.

They will have a little competition.

If you insist... I dare you, Megumin!

Why do you sound so happy?

I will choose the type of competition.

Deciding who won will also be at my discretion.

Hey...

Is not lying on your lap is not done on the back?

Where I come from, we also tend to do it that way.

Really?

Here it is!

How slow! And treat me like a gentleman!

Yes, sir!

Hey...

You ate half of it, didn't you?

It's not true!

You look like a fucking squirrel!

Rock, paper, scissors!

The world is destined to grant me victory!

What are those two doing...?

The one who loses gets naked.

You really don't beat around the bush, do you?

Even I am surprised.

Yunyun, at this rate, we're both going to be hurt.

Someday I will lead the crimson demons...

I can't lose to you!

Thinking of playing hard to get right now?

You're not going to force me to do the same, are you?

Buy me an expensive sparkling wine.

Why?!

Mrs. Aqua!

Rock, paper, scissors!

One more time! One more time!

Once again, more, more, more!

Rock, paper, scissors!

One more time! One more time!

If they keep it up for three more rounds, both will remove a garment.

Yunyun...

I trust you.

You are both my rival and my friend....

I know you will not be swayed by their words.

Megumin...

I trust you too.

Let's go on. One more time!

What's wrong with you?! Are you mad because you lost?!

Wait! My clothes will fall off!

Stop it!

Hey, Kazuma, shouldn't you stop them?

Wiz...

I have no choice.

It's the only way to take off my choker.

It is true...

Thank you for your understanding.

Kazuma!

I finished the 100 push-ups.

I never thought that you would leave me in there alone...

The humiliation and loneliness I felt...

Now, 100 squats.

Konosuba!

I, despite being a goddess, I have been defiled...! Defiled!

Tell me, has the choker come off yet?

As much as it weighs on me,

looks like I'll have to keep wish fulfillment tomorrow.

Konosuba!

Konosuba!

After that, we kept on trying to fulfill all my wishes.

Why do I have to do this?

Do I exercise again today?

What a shame...

I don't know why, but there's something sinister about this outfit.

Let's go on!

I just have to take a bath...?

Yes, nothing else.

As I watch you.

You will defile the goddess again, won't you?

What will I do this time?

Find a hot spring.

You can, can't you?

Huh? Why?

Aren't you a water goddess?

Sorry, weren't you the goddess of party tricks?

I will do it!

You will see my goddess powers!

Are you itching anywhere?

I would say the front part.

What? Your p***?

I hope you drop it...

It seems that the choker tightens again.

What am I going to do, am I going to die?

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

There you go.

What are you afraid of? You said yourself p***.

Megumin...!

Come on, get it off me! Do it!

Take it off!

My f***!

It's coming, sorry...

Let's go!

Hurry up!

Let's go!

Here it comes!

Konosuba!

Why is it not removed?

They have fulfilled my every wish.

Don't you have desires that are not perverted?

What am I missing?

Wiz, can I have something to drink?

Ah, yes.

From your mouth.

Damn it!

Tomorrow is the fourth day!

It's clear that your dirty tricks don't work!

What, useless goddess!

Do you think I can do anything with my special magic, Light of Saber?

You're not doing a bad job!

I've done the best I can!

I see!

And what do you mean "dirty?

Are you saying that we can remove the choker after decapitating him?

Every man dreams of drinking from a girl's mouth!

That would kill him!

I was just wondering if the choker could be cut.

Kazuma! Kazuma!

That thing strangles you a little at a time.

How does it feel?

It must be great, right!

Don't you just love that slow pressure!

I can't take it anymore!

Is there nothing else you want?

I can't think of anything.

Well, you'd better start thinking.

I don't want you to die!

Tomorrow is the last day...

It was you, Yunyun.

Why do you go to such lengths to help Kazuma?

If Kazuma were to die,

who will carry me home after using my explosive magic?

Their existence is necessary to master the explosions.

In addition...

Kazuma is my friend.

The best crimson demon would never abandon a friend.

I hear you.

I am also partly to blame,

so let's take that choker off.

You can't imagine the atrocities I could ask for.

I don't care! As long as it's with you...

Don't get any funny ideas!

Thank you, girls.

They made me very happy.

You won't ask us for more atrocities like yesterday's?

This is fine.

Thank you for fulfilling my whims.

I am very grateful.

I did nothing more but exercise and bathe!

Couldn't you ask me something more... daring?

I had a shameless life.

Satisfying all your desires only leaves you with an emptiness.

Do scum lose the will to live to live after satiating their desires?

When I die, keep my sweater.

Let it be proof that I lived in this world.

Wait...

Aqua.

The bread with yakisoba and the sparkling wine you bought...

were very tasty.

Kazuma...

Kazuma...

Kazuma...

Kazuma...

Don't die, Kazuma.

We have to defeat together the Demon King, don't we?

Yes...

I will not let you die.

You can ask for whatever you want.

Is this what it feels like to be at peace?

I see.

As it is the end, I would like to apologize.

Megumin...

When I was carrying you home after you used your explosive magic,

I was doing my best to feel your chest against my body

I was getting comfortable and changing my posture.

Sorry.

Yunyun, Wiz...

Whenever I talk to you,

my gaze always goes down to her breasts.

Wiz is very busty

and Yunyun's clothes are very revealing....

I even blamed you guys for being the way you are.

Sorry.

Darkness...

Since we started living together,

I only see you as a pair of boobs.

You are boobs.

Boobs.

Sorry.

You're not thinking of blaspheming against a goddess like me, would you?

Aqua,

when we slept in the stables...

I can't eat anymore...

I did everything I could to feel some interest in you, but it didn't work.

Sorry.

Don't give up so soon, Kazuma!

Don't give up!

I beg you!

Now I can leave in peace.

Thank you very much indeed.

Huh? Why?

I would kill for a little peace...

Was my wish to be at peace?

Girls, you look at me like I'm trash.

Hey, you crappy nini,

why don't you put it on again?

Don't worry. I can assure you that your dear friends will save you.

Hey...

can I tell you something?

Go ahead.

Try not to die because of ridiculousness like that.

I don't know what to say.