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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:15,849 VENIAL SIN 2 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,864 Come on, come here! My little treasure? 3 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:54,990 Come here! 4 00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:59,453 Do you want a little biscuit? 5 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,374 It's good! Come closer! 6 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:08,295 It's tasty, you know? Here! 7 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:11,798 Here, come on! Eat up, eat up! 8 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,259 Here. Don't choke on it, now. 9 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:21,433 Is this held together with wire? 10 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:24,227 It wouldn't budge, even in an earthquake! 11 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,147 Goddamn... 12 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,860 You little brat! 13 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:35,155 You got lucky again this time, but I'll get you one day. 14 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,657 Giustino! 15 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,117 At your command! 16 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:42,162 Just because the service isn't top-notch, 17 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,665 doesn't mean you have to break things. 18 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,542 I didn't break everything! Just a cup. 19 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:52,589 What a dummy! Even the Good Lord can't do everything in a day! 20 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,758 There has to be a start to everything. 21 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:59,179 Today it's a cup, tomorrow it'll be everything else. 22 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:02,224 - What do you want from me? - What do I want? 23 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:06,103 What are you waiting for to walk that poor beast? For his bladder to pop? 24 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:09,231 - Why do you think I'm here? - To pollute the air. 25 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:13,360 - That's all you're good for. - Anyway, between broken cups, 26 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:16,488 did you have time to shine my shoes? - They're over there. 27 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:21,827 - Why did you want to break everything? - I swear I didn't mean to! 28 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:26,540 This crazy woman does nothing but swear! I can't stand her anymore! 29 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,834 I just wanted to break a cup... Uh, no! 30 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,670 You see! You did want to break something! 31 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:34,297 Besides my spirit, right? 32 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:43,223 - Filthy thing! - What's the matter? 33 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:47,728 Your precious little treasure used my shoes as a toilet! 34 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,814 That'll teach you to keep him waiting! 35 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:54,025 That's why Renzo and Laura didn't call! 36 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,902 Surprise! 37 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,821 Mom, Dad! 38 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:03,869 Why are you crying? She's not your mother, just the nanny! 39 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:14,755 I don't see the connection between my breasts and the hair on my face. 40 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,299 You're an ignoramus, I explained it! 41 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,885 The whole body must absorb the cream. 42 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:22,846 With time, the facial hair will disappear. 43 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:25,849 - It's a matter of glands. - Trust us. 44 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,851 My father is a doctor. 45 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,562 Guys, isn't it my turn? 46 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:34,024 Either there's a breast missing, or a guy too many. We have to rotate! 47 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,234 So, get lost. 48 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:42,032 Me? We can't even watch anymore? Why? 49 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,409 Because you're old and I'm ashamed! 50 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:47,829 If you don't leave, I swear I'll break everything here! 51 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,206 Go! 52 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,833 - Get out! - No! 53 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:56,505 - Beat it, you pain in the ass! - Fine! I'm going. 54 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,800 But this is the first time this stuff is forbidden for adults. 55 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,511 - What if I spill the beans? - Mr. Sandro? 56 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:05,680 - Surely the voice of conscience. - I can stay. 57 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,350 Why now? What does she want from me? 58 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:11,520 The kid's got it made, he'd already settled right in! 59 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:14,523 You savage! Now, get your things and out you go! 60 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,858 Yes, yes, fine. Later, later... 61 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:20,445 See, Sandrino? I'm almost as tanned as you are. 62 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,990 All my things have vanished! As if I were dead! 63 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,370 What's all this? 64 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:33,041 "Wasted Women," "Hellcats," "Midnight Sex"... 65 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:37,838 - Fine reading material! - I said I'll deal with it later. 66 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,550 And these cigarettes? Who gave you permission? 67 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,344 Aren't you dumb enough, you have to start smoking too? 68 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:47,222 - Put them back. - Confiscated. I was out. 69 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:51,017 - Give them back! - Easy, you're going to get hurt! 70 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,853 There. You got hurt. 71 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:58,108 It's good, Pinky, isn't it? Eat your dinner, come on! 72 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:01,611 Dinner's good, isn't it? 73 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,822 - Sir, do you smoke? - Go to hell! 74 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,993 - Will you pass the wine? - What manners! 75 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:11,538 You're doing it on purpose to ruin his digestion. 76 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,790 - Poor beast! - If only! 77 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:17,961 There, he's not eating! Pinky, don't pay any attention to him. 78 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:22,841 If he bothers you again, I'll send him to eat in the kitchen! 79 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,509 Might as well! 80 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,511 Colonel Giustino Bellotto, 81 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:31,141 of the Defense Department, retired with the rank of General, 82 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:34,102 is going to eat in the kitchen in his own home. Dammit! 83 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:39,441 In my house! I inherited it, and I'll do what I want in it! 84 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,320 - Bye, Mom. - Don't go too fast. 85 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:44,821 Yes, yes! 86 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:46,448 See ya, lazybones! 87 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:49,534 Keep Laura company. Without me, she's lost. 88 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:57,667 Call me when you arrive, otherwise I'll worry. 89 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:00,420 You'll see, a week goes by fast. 90 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:03,423 What will I do without my Loulou? 91 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,842 And me without my Louloute? 92 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:13,433 - Heavens! - What's he doing? 93 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,571 I don't mind you leaving your things here. 94 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:28,949 But I mind. 95 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,044 The high life is over, huh? 96 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:45,423 And I have to keep her company too. 97 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:49,344 - I've got nothing to say to an old lady! - How old is she? 98 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,763 24... 25. 99 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,099 - Maybe even 26! - No way! 100 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,486 Look! 101 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,405 Pretty! 102 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,086 - Hi, Sandro! - Hi. Lino, the lifeguard. 103 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,380 Pleased to meet you. Make yourselves comfortable. 104 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:28,550 - Would you like anything? - No, thank you. 105 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,760 - If I can be of any help... - Thanks. 106 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,346 Take your time, I'm in no rush. 107 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,642 And here's Mr. Muscle doing his routine! 108 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:41,354 Every morning, it's the same act. He's just missing the drumroll. 109 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,816 All oiled up and puffed out like a blowhard. 110 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,998 Now he's going to take his natural position. 111 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,207 Which is? 112 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:04,961 A moron always has his feet where normal people have their brains. 113 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,963 Oh, excuse me! 114 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,507 See you tonight? 115 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:17,766 What an idiot! 116 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:21,102 - He's doing alright! - At being a fool! 117 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:25,774 Bravo! 118 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,363 You big windbag! 119 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:35,408 Your castle wasn't strong enough! 120 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:37,952 Excuse me, may I? 121 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:42,499 Come on in. Anyway, around here... 122 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:46,669 Thank you. Is this where Mr. Borbotino lives? 123 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:49,422 No. I'm Borbotiglia... 124 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,675 "A history professor, while studying antiquity, 125 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:55,595 "discovered in the pyramids the print of a pretty kitten. 126 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:58,807 "A professor from the city of Lecco, while studying geography, 127 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,935 "left his balls in Africa, along with his rod and his knife." 128 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,687 - "The professor." - What are you reading? 129 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:08,066 - Nothing, just reviewing history. - Good for you! 130 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:11,319 What a pain she is! 131 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:16,866 Tomorrow, we'll need a crane to hoist you out of bed! 132 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,828 Very well, ma'am. Goodnight. 133 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:23,748 I hate her! Democracy only goes so far. 134 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:27,168 She'd even peek at us on the toilet, it's too much! 135 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:32,757 - Leave it, Sandrino, it's Renzo. - Do you have radar or something? 136 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,469 Loulou! 137 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,806 Yes, well, anyway. 138 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,016 Yes, very much. 139 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,894 How was your trip? 140 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:48,273 Yes, my Loulou. 141 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:53,236 What are you saying, you naughty boy! 142 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:59,617 How do you think she feels? She's sad, she misses you. 143 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,494 And how is he? 144 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,998 Tell him it's wrong to leave his little kitten for so long. 145 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:09,627 Scold him, hit him! But not too hard. 146 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,632 Rascal! 147 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,804 Yes, I'll say hi for him. And you, say hi to him for her. 148 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,434 Will you call me tomorrow night? 149 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,593 - Thank you. - You're welcome! 150 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,222 Hey, Sandro! 151 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,391 Did you see that one? 152 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,351 Gorgeous! 153 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,937 - Hi, Sandro. - You coming? 154 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:54,065 - I can't. - Where'd you find that babe? 155 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,068 - Knock it off, she's my sister-in-law! - So? 156 00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,571 - We can take her with us. - No way, we're staying together. 157 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,907 What if she were your sister-in-law? 158 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:06,202 Exactly, he'd take her along if she were, and so would I. 159 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,871 - Totally! - See you tonight. 160 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,999 - Bye, Sandro. - Bye. 161 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:15,336 - Aren't you coming to the Neptune? - I can't. 162 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,673 Ever since she arrived, you don't hang out with us. 163 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,217 What can I do about it? 164 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:25,513 - Fine. Then, see ya. - Bye. 165 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,772 Cute. Is she your girlfriend? 166 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,232 Who? 167 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,359 You know exactly who. 168 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:42,280 Her? No, she's a girl from Milan 169 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,325 who's retaking exams in October. 170 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:49,078 - I'm just giving her a hand. - A hand, huh? 171 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,998 What a busybody! 172 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:01,424 Come on! They won't wait for us! 173 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:07,221 - Don't push, idiot! - Then move it, potato-head! 174 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:15,104 - Your beautiful muscular shoulders! - This body of a goddess! 175 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:18,232 Is he discovering his body? It's only just begun. 176 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:21,486 - My love! - "Your arms of steel..." 177 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,907 - "I want to kiss your firm breasts." - Your firm breasts, I want to kiss! 178 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:29,952 - It's the same thing, right? - "You're driving me crazy!" 179 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,997 - You're driving me crazy! - "Tonight will be unforgettable!" 180 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:36,125 - Tonight will be unforgettable! - That's for sure! 181 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,836 - Demon! - We're getting to the kitten! 182 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,507 I want to kiss and eat your little kitten! 183 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:46,135 You want some pussy? Here's some! 184 00:14:56,813 --> 00:15:01,317 - Did you screw a cat? - I slipped in my bathtub. 185 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:04,404 - Did it have claws? - You're always such a smart-ass! 186 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:07,824 I was playing Tarzan against Mandrake when I slipped. 187 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,576 - In the bathtub? - No, that was after! 188 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,621 Romulus and Remus were, in seven letters. 189 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,374 Remus... Two, three, four... 190 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,962 - "Idiots"! - Excuse me for bothering you, sir! 191 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,714 You could be a little more polite. 192 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,968 - It's "Twins," miss. - That's very kind, thank you. 193 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,387 Into the water, intellectual! 194 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:36,644 - Morons! - Is that all you can say? 195 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,608 Assholes! 196 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:48,030 All muscles and he picks on a kid, this Attila the jerk. 197 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,076 Kaput castle! They broke everything! 198 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:56,664 - They mostly broke my balls! - Oh, absolutely! 199 00:15:56,873 --> 00:16:00,209 So, you're one of us? I thought you were German. 200 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,378 I'm Italian! 201 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,090 If you understand me, I have to explain something. 202 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,509 You're small and he's a real mountain. 203 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:12,180 - Do you know David and Goliath? - Not at all. 204 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:16,100 Doesn't matter. How about the Indochina War? 205 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,227 Of course I know that! 206 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,771 I asked when you were coming. 207 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:26,569 I closed the door, but I can't exactly shout, they'll hear me. 208 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,074 Kitten is tense. 209 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,579 I said she was tense! 210 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:41,250 I can't hear a thing. This old radio needs replacing. 211 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,555 At your command! What do you want? 212 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,059 - Dad, can I have some money? - Are you going out every night? 213 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:01,646 At least in the evening, I can stay with my friends for a bit, right? 214 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:06,150 I have to stay under the umbrella all day long to watch the treasure. 215 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,618 Do you want this cash or not? 216 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:17,954 Yes... 217 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:21,791 - Only 200? - Have the rates gone up? 218 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,418 At your age, I was the one presenting the bill: 219 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,129 "For this fine branch, that'll be 50 lire!" 220 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,300 I didn't get any of that. 221 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,220 The kid seems a bit thick to me. 222 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,180 It's about time he took an interest in girls. 223 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,058 What are you talking about, he's still a child! 224 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,811 ♪ A child. At his age, I was already a grandfather. 225 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,646 Illegitimate, but a grandfather! 226 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,065 I already know he won't come... 227 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,900 - Hi, Sandro! - Hi. 228 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:48,985 Hi! 229 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,861 We're heading out. 230 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:55,116 - Come on, come with us. - We're going to get an ice cream. 231 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,867 Vanilla. 232 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,537 - I can't. - Oh, what a drag! 233 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:04,292 Why don't you go? You don't plan on always staying here? 234 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,626 But... 235 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,546 - Go with your friends. - And you? 236 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:12,633 What about "me"? I don't need you to watch the treasure. 237 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,594 I can watch it all by myself. 238 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,972 Go have fun, don't mind me. 239 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,560 - So, should I go? - Are you still here? 240 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,730 Goodbye! 241 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,320 - Sweetheart! - Honey! 242 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,326 Sweetheart! A week is so long! 243 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:42,788 Hear that horn? I'm putting in a radio as well. 244 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,753 Don't move! 245 00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:53,132 Single file, like the Brits. Kisses for everyone. 246 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,134 He's so funny! 247 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,679 As long as he doesn't grab my ass too! 248 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,475 Come here. 249 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,603 No sense of humor, that boy. How's it going? 250 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:09,273 The cabins are locked. They won't let us into the brothel. 251 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,817 - You smoking the whole thing? - What do we do then? 252 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,320 We need to find something else to do. 253 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:18,783 If I find the library key, my dad has 'Lady Chatterley's Lover.' 254 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,618 I could swipe it and... 255 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:24,205 ... We can grease our salamis and open a butcher shop! 256 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:27,249 Damn! This is better than the book! 257 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:48,020 What are you two looking at? 258 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,772 - We gotta go. - Where? 259 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,733 - Looking for pussy. - I'll give you a slap! 260 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,069 Go throw some pussy at your sister instead! 261 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,071 Why not? But I don't have any. 262 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,201 I'd gladly dive right in the middle! 263 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,578 - Of what? - I love threesomes! 264 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:09,417 - Let's go see the hairy one. - Let go, you're hurting me! 265 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:17,133 What? Am I weird? To think I didn't believe in that cream. 266 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:21,637 I prayed to St. Anthony to get rid of it, 267 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,140 but it's you I have to thank. 268 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,183 Thank you. 269 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,185 You too. 270 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:38,279 - What was that damn cream? - I don't know! Toothpaste! 271 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,239 - What bad luck... - For a change! 272 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,492 Beautiful Irena, sitting on the veranda, 273 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:47,079 was touching her c... that little itchy spot. 274 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,624 While her neighbor enjoyed the view from afar. 275 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,679 What are those two up to? 276 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,389 Who knows. 277 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,726 - No, Renzo! - Oh, yes! 278 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,978 They're arguing. 279 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,871 No, they're not arguing. 280 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,289 Laura is laughing. 281 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,053 They're actually screwing! 282 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,724 Come back soon, I can't bear being alone. 283 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:52,770 I packed some meatloaf. You must eat poorly when you're alone. 284 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:57,149 I can't eat all that! It'll end up in the cats' bowl! 285 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,238 Put the top up, or you'll catch a cold. 286 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:05,783 - Yes, yes. - Bye! Drive safely! 287 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,202 Yeah right, he's already floorin' it! 288 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,372 The show begins! 289 00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:57,167 You're wonderful. 290 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,214 Exceptional. 291 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,638 You're powerful. 292 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,740 Guys! Help me! 293 00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:30,034 - Help! - What a stench! 294 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,953 It's not sand, it's shit! 295 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:36,832 Get me to the shower! If I find that bastard... 296 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:40,753 What you found was a bottomless pit of shit! 297 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,505 He's finally in his natural element. 298 00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:46,926 The shit has returned to the source. 299 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:50,471 - Come on, beat it! - Poor me! Water! 300 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:53,307 Well, I'm diving in! 301 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,936 Anyway, you'll float with those muscles of yours! 302 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,440 Were you looking for this? 303 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:02,650 Thanks! 304 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:08,364 Is that better? 305 00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:10,407 Thanks! 306 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:18,666 Thanks! 307 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,961 Sandro, can you undo my top? 308 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,523 Sandro! 309 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:50,239 Can you rub some on my back? 310 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,965 See, you can be sweet when you want. 311 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,273 - Sandro, will you help me? - With what? 312 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,608 I want to shorten it. 313 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,570 It's still nice, it'd be a shame to toss it. 314 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,488 What's that got to do with me? 315 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:34,825 I need to redo the hem. I can't do it alone. 316 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,163 Take the needle. 317 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:47,963 - Like this? - Too long! I'm not a nun! 318 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,051 Like this? 319 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,679 Even shorter. It's just for the beach. 320 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,682 Like this? 321 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,268 No, that's too short. 322 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:05,272 Sorry, Sandro. I can't quite picture it. 323 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,817 We're the same size. We could... 324 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:11,445 Come on, make it quick! 325 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:14,323 Without heels, I didn't realize. 326 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:17,910 - You know, you have great legs. - Oh, jeez... 327 00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:21,538 - Don't make that face, it suits you. - Stop it or I'm taking it off. 328 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:25,250 I'll go get some thread and be right back, miss. 329 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,614 Good God! 330 00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:58,700 What a tragedy! My son is a fairy! 331 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:01,662 It had to happen to me! 332 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:07,000 Brrr, it's cold! Turn around, I need to change. 333 00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:08,627 Should I leave? 334 00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:11,004 No, I'll be quick. 335 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:42,786 Coming? 336 00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:46,665 Now that I'm standing at attention... 337 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:49,293 Stop it, you idiot! At ease, soldier! 338 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:54,506 "His mortal remains, still and cold, 339 00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:57,092 "bore only the features of death. 340 00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:58,468 "Then suddenly." 341 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,638 Are we going to be here all night? 342 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:06,226 "His mortal remains, still and cold..." 343 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,770 Sandro, you know you're really talented? 344 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,231 Is this okay? 345 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:17,321 More than! Now, rinse them off, please. 346 00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:40,052 Sandrino, what are you pouring that on? 347 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,554 Sorry, I was a bit... out of it. 348 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:47,267 - Can I? - One second, Dad, I'm almost done. 349 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:51,355 Don't worry, no rush... 350 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:56,193 Bravo, my compliments. 351 00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:59,238 You have a bright future as a ladies' hairdresser. 352 00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:02,741 Bravo, my compliments. 353 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,534 But Dad! 354 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:08,247 - Thanks, Sandrino, you're a sweetheart. - You're welcome. 355 00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:11,833 - Can you see them? - What? 356 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,585 The hairs. 357 00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:16,838 No... 358 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:20,801 The sun bleached them, but they're there. Feel that? 359 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,974 I'm going to wax them, or Renzo won't want me! 360 00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:30,852 You swore! We're at least two miles out! 361 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,729 Boom! 362 00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:37,317 - What are you afraid of? The sea is calm. - Who's afraid? 363 00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:39,027 Good grief... 364 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:44,992 - Enough, let's head back. - No. You take my place. 365 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:54,626 - I'm not a great rower. - Who's asking? Turn around. 366 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:58,046 - Why? - I want to get some sun. 367 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,507 What are you doing? 368 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:03,760 Renzo wants me tanned everywhere. Are you turning or not? 369 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:08,849 - Couldn't you have come alone then? - And the gossip? 370 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:13,437 If I'd gone alone, imagine what they'd say about me. 371 00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:16,189 All those creeps would have taken it as an invitation. 372 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,900 You're still just a kid, you wouldn't understand. 373 00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:20,736 Sandro? 374 00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:25,949 - Don't turn around, okay? - Jeez, why would I do that? 375 00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:28,785 Good boy! I know you're a sweet lad. 376 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:32,289 Ah, such silence! Such peace! 377 00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:34,666 Peace, my ass. 378 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,294 "The maiden returns from the fields, 379 00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:39,713 "At sunset, with her bundle of grass, 380 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,965 "And clutching in her fingers..." 381 00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:50,307 "A few violets and roses 382 00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:54,603 "To adorn herself, as is her custom." 383 00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:57,022 I'm looking. 384 00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:04,863 What if she tells Renzo later? 385 00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:07,074 He's got a mean punch. 386 00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:10,243 "The maiden returns from the fields, 387 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,954 - "At sunset..." - Sandrino? 388 00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:15,374 I fell asleep! 389 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,170 Sandrino, will you rub some on me? 390 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:22,506 Sandrino, will you undo my top? 391 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,841 Sandrino, can you see them? 392 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:26,635 Sandrino, will you rinse me off? 393 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:29,554 Sandrino, will you undress me? 394 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:22,941 Go to hell! Get lost! 395 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,403 Dammit... 396 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,488 Come on, beat it! 397 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:32,951 Shh! Go away! Please, go away! 398 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:36,830 Goddamn beast! I hope you die of rabies! 399 00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:38,874 Are you going to let me sleep? 400 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:43,753 - He looks a bit depressed. - He hasn't eaten in a week. 401 00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:46,465 - He's as pale as a ghost! - Give it a rest, Mom. 402 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:49,092 If you get sick, I'm the one who suffers. 403 00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:51,845 - Probably lovesick. - Mind your own business! 404 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:55,140 Sighs, kisses, and sweet caresses. But only sighs for him. 405 00:32:55,265 --> 00:32:56,099 Stop it! 406 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,810 As for the kisses and sweet caresses, 407 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:01,605 if you want something done right, do it yourself, right? 408 00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:03,815 Is something wrong with you, talking like that? 409 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:07,194 - Is he offended? - You kids! 410 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:10,780 - I was joking! - Sometimes you just don't get it. 411 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:13,992 - He's in love with a girl from Milan. - A girl from Milan? 412 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,912 Mom is always the last to know! 413 00:33:17,037 --> 00:33:19,748 To you it's nothing, but to him it's serious. 414 00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:22,083 You mocked him in such a vulgar way! 415 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:25,587 It's true! You're as vulgar as your father! 416 00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:28,089 Don't get upset! I didn't mean to! 417 00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:31,635 He's been so sweet to me. A total sweetheart. 418 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:33,970 Go and apologize to him, 419 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:36,515 or I won't speak to you until you leave. 420 00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:39,184 I don't believe this! 421 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:44,147 Ah, about time! 422 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:45,857 Pinky! 423 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:49,194 I'm sending him your way, dear. 424 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:52,989 You little bastard, I warned you. 425 00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:55,534 As usual. 426 00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:58,370 Go! 427 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:01,581 Easy now. 428 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:08,255 Oh, Pinky! 429 00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:11,508 My little baby! 430 00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:14,928 What did he do to you? 431 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:16,846 Murderer! 432 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,641 - Stop sulking. - Go to hell. 433 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:23,270 Later. But for now, stop. I said I was sorry. 434 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:25,564 - If I'd only known. - Known what? 435 00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:28,233 That it was serious. You never tell me anything! 436 00:34:28,358 --> 00:34:31,528 - What are you talking about? - The Milanese girl. Still waiting? 437 00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:35,115 I've been there, I could give you some pointers. 438 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,159 - It's got nothing to do with her. - No? 439 00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:42,414 - She's just a kid. - So we're talking about an older girl? 440 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:46,918 - She's not married, is she? - Actually, yes. 441 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:49,212 You devil! 442 00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:52,424 - It's in the blood. Have you already...? - But... 443 00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:56,970 Wait, you have to tell me everything. Come here. 444 00:34:57,345 --> 00:35:00,432 If you only knew how many husbands I've cuckolded! 445 00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:02,976 With my lessons, you'll have her in a month! 446 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,354 Now you're a husband too. You should be on their side. 447 00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:09,983 Who cares? She's not my wife. How far have you got? 448 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:12,944 Before you and Laura arrived, this... 449 00:35:13,069 --> 00:35:14,112 This...? 450 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:16,865 ... this lady took me out on a boat, 451 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:19,326 then out into the deep, alone. 452 00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:21,828 You little rascal! 453 00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:26,333 He's got it all in his head; she probably hasn't even thought of it. 454 00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:30,170 Yeah right, I can tell you she's a real slut. 455 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:33,757 - All gone. Got a smoke? - No. 456 00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:36,343 She's an artist with that boat story: 457 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:39,638 "Don't turn around, I fell asleep... you didn't turn around?" 458 00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:44,643 Refined and expert. She puts kids on a grill 459 00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:47,228 to cook them over a slow fire, that bitch! 460 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:49,314 No cigarettes. 461 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:52,067 Our poor boy is head over heels. 462 00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:54,819 - Nothing here either. - You sure? 463 00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:59,074 Look at what I'm forced to smoke. 464 00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:03,286 It's clear that sooner or later, she's going to sleep with him, 465 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:07,207 but she wants to have some fun first. - You think? 466 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:12,003 Try to find out who it is. Watch them. 467 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:16,341 When I get back, I'd like to see this woman. 468 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,887 - She probably doesn't even exist. - Come here. These stories, they... 469 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:25,684 You screw everyone. Admit it! 470 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:27,936 - Slut! - Yes! Yes! 471 00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:31,064 A real whore! I love getting screwed! 472 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,483 - Oh, how I love it! - Yes, yes! 473 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:36,444 - Who do you screw? - Everyone! All it takes is a touch! 474 00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:38,697 - It turns me on! - Where? Where? 475 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:41,616 Everywhere! In cabins, in the street... 476 00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:45,036 - With Mr. Muscle? - He's hung like a horse! 477 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:48,289 You big slut! And the lifeguard too? 478 00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:51,584 Him too! He came into my cabin and took me. 479 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:54,170 My God! My God! You slut! 480 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,881 My God! My God! My God! 481 00:36:57,799 --> 00:37:01,886 Did you roll out of bed? Stomach ache? Cat got your tongue? 482 00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:04,139 Not with you, but a bit of advice: 483 00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:08,184 Stay away from my brother. He packs a hell of a punch. 484 00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:10,311 Let's avoid a scene, shall we? 485 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,064 - I haven't done anything to him! - Lino! 486 00:37:13,106 --> 00:37:15,942 - I'll knock him out if he's not happy! - Oh, Lino! 487 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:17,569 There he is! 488 00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:19,529 Lino! 489 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:34,043 Good God, it's like being stabbed. 490 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:36,087 - Morning! - Morning. 491 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,048 Morning? 492 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:43,845 So my brother is a happy cuckold? 493 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,890 - What was that? - Me? Nothing. 494 00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:51,519 Find that lazy bum Lino. I need a paddleboat, 495 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:53,605 but he's vanished. 496 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:56,357 Lowering yourself for a paddleboat? 497 00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:59,861 - That's where we're at... - Where's that? 498 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:01,529 Nowhere... 499 00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:03,656 My shoes! 500 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:07,660 - Ready for the ride! - Great, thanks. 501 00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:09,037 Bye! 502 00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:12,874 They disgust me. Both of them. 503 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:16,085 I bet he even gave you a tip. 504 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:21,007 You're both scoundrels. Or rather, three perverts! 505 00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:24,719 The sun's gone to your head. You're really... 506 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:30,266 Damn! My 100 lire! 507 00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,977 Obsessed and an idiot. 508 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:47,075 God, one more week, my love. I can't take it anymore! 509 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:57,669 Go on, now. That's enough. 510 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:15,228 Well done! 511 00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:19,399 You could... 512 00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:22,527 make her a uniform that fits, right? 513 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:25,947 Rather than wasting cash on a new uniform 514 00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:28,867 just so you can ogle her thighs, 515 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:31,911 I'd rather change the maid's thighs. 516 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,641 Get out, I need to change. 517 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:57,687 Why? Do like last time. I won't look. 518 00:39:57,812 --> 00:39:59,147 Suit yourself. 519 00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:14,370 What are you doing? Turn around! 520 00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:19,751 - Have you gone mad? - You slut! 521 00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:22,462 How dare you? 522 00:40:22,879 --> 00:40:25,465 Even Renzo says so! 523 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:27,926 And if your husband says it, it must be true! 524 00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:29,677 Renzo? Are you crazy? 525 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:32,263 You're screwing everyone! That pig Mr. Muscle, 526 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:35,141 and even the lifeguard! I heard you! 527 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,478 So why not me? Am I off-limits because I'm a minor? 528 00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:42,106 - You heard us? My God! - And you find that funny? 529 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:46,402 Instead of sleeping, you spy on us? That's wrong. 530 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,781 Spying? I can hear you both breathing! 531 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:51,866 Do you think I'm deaf? 532 00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:56,329 Forgive me, I'm sorry. 533 00:40:58,164 --> 00:40:59,874 You see, Sandro... 534 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:03,503 what you heard, it's a kind of... 535 00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:05,797 game. 536 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:10,301 Couples... 537 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:16,015 they make things up like that, to... 538 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:19,560 spice things up. 539 00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:23,898 I don't know how to explain it. 540 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:26,693 Anyway, everyone says that kind of stuff. 541 00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:30,279 - You understand. - Yes... I'm not an idiot! 542 00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:39,998 Today was a real drag. 543 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:42,166 If it's such a bore, why come with us? 544 00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:44,836 - Let's race. - Last one there is it! 545 00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:47,922 Hey, wait for me! Wait! 546 00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:52,093 - You scared me. - I need to talk to you. 547 00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:53,219 Fine. 548 00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:55,513 I have something important to tell you. 549 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,056 Something nice? 550 00:41:57,181 --> 00:42:00,518 - Slut, you're screwing them all! - What's wrong with you? 551 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:04,063 - You're a total slut! - And you're a total jerk! 552 00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:06,899 You stop me just to say that? I'm not talking to you. 553 00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:11,571 Dummy! You just say that to make it more fun. 554 00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:15,324 Some fun! Go have fun by yourself, then! 555 00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:19,620 Everyone does it, you moron. You really know nothing! 556 00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:27,795 Sandro, I need to talk to you! 557 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,130 It's late! 558 00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:32,633 - I'll be quick. - Okay. 559 00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:39,098 - Sandro. - Yeah? 560 00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:43,144 Is it true you can hear everything from your room? 561 00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:48,149 You'll have to switch rooms. 562 00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:49,859 I can't tell Renzo: 563 00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:53,029 "We're not making love tonight, Sandrino can hear everything." 564 00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:56,449 Or that we can't say those 'naughty' things anymore. 565 00:42:57,950 --> 00:43:00,411 You understand, don't you? 566 00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:03,331 And besides... 567 00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:07,210 Now that I know you can hear everything, 568 00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:09,796 I'm a little embarrassed. 569 00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:12,840 What can I do about it? 570 00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:22,683 So, the great philosopher Kant was right: 571 00:43:22,809 --> 00:43:27,647 better to be a poor rich man than richly poor! 572 00:43:27,814 --> 00:43:30,608 I've got plenty more where that came from! 573 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:34,779 By the way, boys, I forgot the introductions. 574 00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:38,324 You all know my wife, the Countess? 575 00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,538 The sun's really beating down today, huh? 576 00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:47,750 I've got another one. It's great! About cuckolds! 577 00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:49,418 Once upon a time... 578 00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:54,132 - Did I say something wrong? - No, he's always like that. 579 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:56,509 But he's screaming like a madman! 580 00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:01,264 No luck there! 581 00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:06,561 Oh, the pain! Poor me! 582 00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:09,564 Safe to say you're screwed. 583 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:12,859 Let's put him in the water. 584 00:44:14,277 --> 00:44:16,487 Curse you all! 585 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,616 You, you're looking for a lover. 586 00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:22,702 And you're looking for two slaps. 587 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:24,453 It's in the paper: 588 00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:27,790 "Women who love their pets too much 589 00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:31,085 "are unconsciously hiding sexual disorders." 590 00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:34,755 The only animal I love too much is probably you! 591 00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:37,675 And what if instead of reading this pornographic crap... 592 00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:39,719 Edwige! 593 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,512 Good grief... 594 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:44,640 Edwige, my underwear! 595 00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:49,979 - I'm looking for them. - Unbelievable! 596 00:44:50,146 --> 00:44:53,274 This isn't a house anymore, it's a total brothel! 597 00:44:54,650 --> 00:44:57,069 - Hello? - Sandro? It's Renzo. 598 00:44:57,403 --> 00:45:00,656 I'll get Laura, she's upstairs getting dressed. 599 00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:03,576 No time, I have a business dinner. 600 00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:07,246 - What should I tell her? - That I'm not coming tonight. 601 00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:12,126 Tell her I'm sorry, I couldn't call any sooner. 602 00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:14,921 - It's been a hell of a day. - What? 603 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:18,382 I'll call her tomorrow to explain everything, okay? 604 00:45:18,507 --> 00:45:20,635 - Should I get her? - No, I'm in a rush! 605 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,804 Give her a kiss for me. Bye, Sandrino! 606 00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:36,317 Darn! I got all dolled up for him. 607 00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:40,279 Do you want to go to a party with me? 608 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:45,534 - They'll want an old lady like me? - Don't be silly! 609 00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:47,828 I'll finish dressing, I'll be quick. 610 00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:01,259 I'm a little ashamed. 611 00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:04,637 It's the first time I've lied to him since we got married. 612 00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:07,139 I couldn't tell him that... 613 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:10,101 You know you're even more beautiful? 614 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:13,020 I remember everything as if it were yesterday. 615 00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:15,398 And yet, it's been an age! 616 00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:18,442 July 1950. What a summer! 617 00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:21,445 What a winter... November '51. 618 00:46:25,157 --> 00:46:26,575 Are you sure? 619 00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:33,040 I suppose so... 620 00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:34,959 that maybe... 621 00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:37,753 Listen... 622 00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:41,674 - Tell me about your wife. - About Laura? 623 00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:44,343 She's the quiet type. 624 00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:46,595 She takes my word as Gospel. 625 00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:50,099 A good girl. Just what I needed, like you said. 626 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:52,018 So you listened to me. 627 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:54,228 - Is this it? - About time! 628 00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:57,398 - Isn't this for Mrs. Laura? - You really know nothing! 629 00:46:57,565 --> 00:47:00,026 I thought it was women's underwear. 630 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:02,278 - What's this? - Underwear. 631 00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:05,948 Can't you wear normal underwear? Like men with balls? 632 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:08,743 But Dad, it's the fashion! It's French. 633 00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:12,288 It's for fairies, that's what! And don't call me 'Dad'! 634 00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:16,292 I only have sons. Look what I think of your fashion! 635 00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:22,757 Must be high quality. 636 00:47:31,724 --> 00:47:33,100 Are you going to stop? 637 00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:37,188 I really like you a lot. 638 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:42,651 You know you're hot? 639 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:44,820 I didn't say anything wrong! 640 00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:54,747 What's he touching? 641 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:56,874 What are you touching? 642 00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:09,220 And the other one, what's he looking at? 643 00:48:09,345 --> 00:48:14,308 I hope she's at least wearing a bra. Damn me and this party! 644 00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:18,646 - How's it going, Rosy? - Not too bad, and you? 645 00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:20,648 Excuse me... 646 00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:23,359 Hi, Sandro! 647 00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:26,112 Look at that idiot! 648 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:28,406 Are you still mad at me? 649 00:48:28,572 --> 00:48:30,825 Pretty good. And you? 650 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:36,122 I meant the other night. But you just pounced on me. 651 00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:39,083 - No, thanks. - 'No, thanks' to what? 652 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:44,171 No, thanks, I don't want to dance tonight. I have a bit of a headache, sorry. 653 00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:46,841 But... 654 00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:49,593 - Rosy! - What's with Sandro tonight? 655 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,180 He's completely nuts. Want to dance with me? 656 00:48:54,223 --> 00:48:56,308 What an intoxicating perfume... 657 00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:37,558 Did you see her, damn? She came with Sandrino Bellotto. 658 00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:40,352 His sister-in-law, damn! What a knockout, damn! 659 00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:43,522 Two airbags, damn! Takes my breath away, damn! 660 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:46,734 - Did you dance with her, damn? - Yes, damn! Didn't you? 661 00:49:46,859 --> 00:49:51,614 Yes, damn! And I held her ass the whole time. 662 00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:53,616 What gorgeous buns, damn! 663 00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:57,620 Take it easy! He's jealous of me. 664 00:49:58,954 --> 00:50:01,624 - Want to dance? - No, I want to leave. 665 00:50:01,749 --> 00:50:03,876 - It's not even midnight! - Let's go. 666 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,045 - Alright. - You're leaving already? 667 00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:07,588 Sorry! 668 00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:24,647 "Wonderful lips, wonderful..." 669 00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:26,524 Will you stop that? 670 00:50:26,815 --> 00:50:30,194 You've been weird all night. Does it bother you that I'm singing? 671 00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:34,365 No, but you're parading around and letting everyone touch you! 672 00:50:34,490 --> 00:50:36,158 - Like a whore! - Sandro! 673 00:50:36,325 --> 00:50:39,245 A whore! Don't you think of Renzo, your husband? 674 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:42,206 If I were him, I'd give you a thrashing! 675 00:50:42,414 --> 00:50:44,333 What are you talking about? 676 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:46,919 - Leave me alone! - Sandro. 677 00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:51,465 Sandrino... 678 00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:54,927 - You're crying. - Who's crying? 679 00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:59,181 You poor idiot, poor idiot. 680 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:07,189 Sandrino... 681 00:51:16,365 --> 00:51:18,075 Are you jealous? 682 00:51:45,644 --> 00:51:47,187 My God! 683 00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:02,328 "Dear Renzo, I've betrayed your trust." 684 00:52:06,081 --> 00:52:08,751 "Dear Renzo... 685 00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:11,545 "it happened." 686 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,172 "Renzo... 687 00:52:14,923 --> 00:52:16,967 your wife was mine." 688 00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,011 Well... 689 00:52:20,012 --> 00:52:21,305 almost mine. 690 00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:26,018 - Hello? - You're through. 691 00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:34,151 - Renzo Bellotto here. - It's me, Renzo. 692 00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:39,114 - Who is this? I can't understand! - I can't speak loudly! 693 00:52:39,281 --> 00:52:41,825 - Hello? Hello! - I have to tell you something. 694 00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:44,620 Is that you, Sandrino? I can't understand a thing! 695 00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:46,872 - I... - What happened? 696 00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:49,166 I kissed Laura. 697 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:53,420 You gave her a goodnight kiss and you're calling about that? Good for you. 698 00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:56,340 She wasn't mad about my business dinner? 699 00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:58,634 Business dinner? Goodnight kiss? 700 00:52:58,842 --> 00:53:02,221 I kissed her on the mouth! With tongue! 701 00:53:02,388 --> 00:53:06,642 Ah, your crush! Her name is Laura? T'es with her? 702 00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:10,521 - Laura, your wife! - What woman are you talking about? 703 00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:13,607 - Your wife! - Did you feel her up like I told you? 704 00:53:13,732 --> 00:53:16,026 - I kissed her! - Was she into it? 705 00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:20,114 - At first, yes, then she left. - Don't worry, it's all an act! 706 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,742 She's dying for it! Listen to the voice of experience! 707 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:27,246 Feel her up, and at the first chance... Bam! 708 00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:31,500 The little soldier attacks below the belt, got it? 709 00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:33,961 Call whenever you want, I'm here. 710 00:53:34,086 --> 00:53:36,296 But not at this hour, or I'll kill you! 711 00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:38,882 - And give Laura a kiss. - That's exactly what I did! 712 00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:41,969 - Go to hell! - And don't sweat it, understand? 713 00:53:42,136 --> 00:53:43,303 Sandrino? 714 00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:50,060 That kid... 715 00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:53,147 I never have any smokes! 716 00:53:56,900 --> 00:54:01,739 Sandro, if you're a man, have the guts to say you don't give a damn about your brother. 717 00:54:02,448 --> 00:54:04,116 I don't give a damn. 718 00:54:06,994 --> 00:54:08,954 Morning, Sandro. 719 00:54:09,288 --> 00:54:11,999 I'm so sleepy! 720 00:54:12,124 --> 00:54:15,711 What a headache! What did you have me drinking last night? 721 00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:20,090 You know, I don't remember a thing about the party. 722 00:54:20,424 --> 00:54:21,925 A total blackout. 723 00:54:24,344 --> 00:54:26,972 What time did we get back? 724 00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:31,560 I didn't do anything naughty, I hope? Once I've had a drink... 725 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:34,730 - Not coming to the beach? - No, I'm tired. I'm going to sleep. 726 00:54:34,855 --> 00:54:37,775 - Close the door, please. - Sure. 727 00:54:40,486 --> 00:54:42,237 - Hey! - Hey! 728 00:54:43,822 --> 00:54:45,032 How's it going? 729 00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:48,243 - Can I pick a song? - Of course. 730 00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:52,873 - What was up with you last night? - Why? 731 00:54:53,415 --> 00:54:55,250 You were being so weird. 732 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:59,546 Oh, yeah. Once I've had a drink... 733 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:02,216 I forget everything. 734 00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:09,181 - Not mad at me anymore? - No, why? 735 00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:13,143 Because of the other night? 736 00:55:13,268 --> 00:55:15,437 No, it was nothing. 737 00:55:15,938 --> 00:55:17,189 You know... 738 00:55:17,439 --> 00:55:19,566 I wanted to tell you that... 739 00:55:19,775 --> 00:55:21,819 Basically, you're... 740 00:55:23,028 --> 00:55:24,780 You're not at all... 741 00:55:26,031 --> 00:55:28,033 I don't know... You're... 742 00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:32,830 I wanted to tell you... Basically, you're... 743 00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:36,875 So what's the plan? Should I call and say we're coming? 744 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,336 A night at a club after a six-hour drive. 745 00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:40,712 Empty again! 746 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:43,131 - You'll have to do without smokes. - Yeah, right! 747 00:55:45,259 --> 00:55:48,053 - Where are you going? - To swipe some of Sandro's smokes. 748 00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:02,401 Renzo! 749 00:56:03,318 --> 00:56:04,736 Renzo! 750 00:56:08,323 --> 00:56:09,825 Renzo! 751 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,910 Renzo! 752 00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:20,252 Where on earth are you? 753 00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:22,296 What's up? 754 00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:24,965 - I called you. Didn't you hear me? - When? 755 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:28,302 Just a minute ago. You didn't hear me? 756 00:56:28,969 --> 00:56:31,096 No. What did you want? 757 00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:34,099 Me? Nothing. 758 00:56:38,061 --> 00:56:42,065 You came to tell me you called, but you didn't want anything? 759 00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:44,776 Look at this layabout! 760 00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:52,784 Using tape and everything! 761 00:56:53,493 --> 00:56:55,454 Should I call and say we're coming? 762 00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:58,332 Sure, it'll be a nice change. 763 00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:01,126 Staying here all the time, you'll lose your mind. 764 00:57:05,047 --> 00:57:08,508 Should we invite Sandrino? It'd be mean not to. 765 00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:12,596 - You think he'd have fun with us? - He's not a kid anymore, you know. 766 00:57:14,556 --> 00:57:15,891 Thanks, bro! 767 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:39,039 - Once it's stiff, I'm telling you! - What does that mean? 768 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:43,001 I'll tell you later. So he wants to do an experiment. 769 00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:46,046 He tries to pull it with one hand, then the other, with no luck. 770 00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:49,341 He writes in his diary: "I tried with each hand, 771 00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:51,635 "with no luck!" 772 00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:55,097 He tries the experiment again, still with both hands. 773 00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:57,182 This time, he manages it! 774 00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:59,643 - So, he writes... - What are you talking about? 775 00:57:59,851 --> 00:58:02,896 Honey, don't break my... train of thought. I'll tell you later. 776 00:58:03,021 --> 00:58:06,525 Since his experiment worked, he writes in his diary. 777 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:11,154 Don't you ever laugh? He always looks furious. 778 00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:14,157 He succeeded, so he writes: 779 00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:17,953 "I finally did it, with both my hands!" 780 00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:23,166 - I don't see what's so funny. - It's not over yet, honey! 781 00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:58,326 - Sorry, but what was he pulling? - Such an innocent! 782 00:58:58,452 --> 00:59:01,496 My wife's a saint, she doesn't get the double entendres. 783 00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:04,166 The thing that was stiff... 784 00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:07,461 I can't say it out loud, there's a kid here! 785 00:59:09,504 --> 00:59:11,798 The little birdie, Countess. The little birdie! 786 00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:14,134 - Early bloomer, this kid! - Well, well! 787 00:59:15,343 --> 00:59:17,220 Ah, I get it now! 788 00:59:17,345 --> 00:59:20,807 Has he snapped? He's going to get it! 789 00:59:20,932 --> 00:59:24,061 You treated him like a kid and it offended him. 790 00:59:24,186 --> 00:59:26,146 And he's quite right. 791 00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:28,190 Excuse me. 792 00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:33,487 - He's too spoiled. - It's the new generation. 793 00:59:33,612 --> 00:59:35,280 - My turn. - I'm listening. 794 00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:37,991 So, there's this doctor. 795 00:59:38,158 --> 00:59:40,994 Doctors crack me up! The urologists! 796 00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:55,258 - What's gotten into you? - Just a bunch of jerks at the table. 797 00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:58,136 And clubs are really for major idiots. 798 00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:02,432 Fine, but there was no need to behave like that. 799 01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:07,771 This crap hasn't been funny since I was ten. 800 01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:11,608 Okay, but don't you think you overdid it a bit? 801 01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:15,487 Must be the whisky, you've had a bit too much. 802 01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:18,198 Whisky is kids' stuff. 803 01:00:44,349 --> 01:00:46,434 You know, you're a good dancer. 804 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:50,856 Sandro. 805 01:00:52,357 --> 01:00:55,235 You can't hear anything from your room. I checked today. 806 01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:11,960 How could you have heard us? 807 01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:14,754 Did you put your ear to the wall? 808 01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:34,149 Promise me you won't do it again. Please. 809 01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:45,577 Enough, I'm tired. Let's go back and sit down. 810 01:01:47,996 --> 01:01:52,334 - I swear... "The little birdie!" - Focus on the road, Renzo! 811 01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:56,379 In front of two ladies! And him still in diapers! 812 01:01:57,005 --> 01:02:00,091 I told you he'd be bored with adults, 813 01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:02,636 and he'd be a pain for us, too. But no! 814 01:02:02,844 --> 01:02:05,013 "He's not a child anymore!" 815 01:02:05,263 --> 01:02:07,098 Some man he is! 816 01:02:24,449 --> 01:02:26,743 Don't crowd me, I'm trying to drive! 817 01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:30,413 - I'm going to run him over! - I don't care! Mow him down! 818 01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:32,082 It's what he deserves! 819 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:35,061 Damn it, damn it, damn it! 820 01:03:37,981 --> 01:03:40,066 Where did you come from? 821 01:03:40,275 --> 01:03:41,860 I went for a little walk. 822 01:03:41,985 --> 01:03:44,487 Yeah. A little walk. 823 01:03:44,696 --> 01:03:46,781 I was hot. I couldn't sleep. 824 01:03:46,948 --> 01:03:50,869 You were with your crush. Did you finally score? 825 01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:52,662 Get off my back... 826 01:03:52,787 --> 01:03:55,332 Still nothing? What are you waiting for? Military service? 827 01:03:55,457 --> 01:03:59,169 You didn't go play a serenade at three in the morning, did you? 828 01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:02,839 God help us! 829 01:04:02,964 --> 01:04:05,300 If you want, I can always help you out too. 830 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:09,179 But not now, I'm beat. 831 01:04:11,931 --> 01:04:15,894 I don't know why, but afterwards, I'm always thirsty. 832 01:04:19,147 --> 01:04:22,359 - Honey, what's wrong? - Nothing. 833 01:04:22,484 --> 01:04:26,529 Don't be so sad. I'm not going off to war! 834 01:04:26,738 --> 01:04:28,698 Come on, chin up! 835 01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:32,160 Next week I'm taking some time off so we can be together. 836 01:04:32,452 --> 01:04:34,621 - I love you. - What? 837 01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:36,164 Nothing. 838 01:04:37,082 --> 01:04:38,249 Bye! 839 01:04:47,133 --> 01:04:49,177 You're teaching me to swim. 840 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:57,018 Want to go for a paddleboat ride? 841 01:05:04,442 --> 01:05:06,736 - Shall we go? - Where to? 842 01:05:06,945 --> 01:05:09,489 I don't know, just around. 843 01:05:10,031 --> 01:05:11,741 Just the two of us. 844 01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:15,370 - You're not teasing me? - No, I'm serious. 845 01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:18,498 - I feel good with you. - Then, okay. 846 01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:41,104 There, you bastard! You're cheating on me? 847 01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:44,190 - And I'm going to kick your ass! - Stop it! 848 01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:46,860 - Son of a bitch! - Don't insult my mother! 849 01:05:47,026 --> 01:05:49,237 Help! He's crazy! 850 01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:52,615 You'll see who Count Zagaria is! You're going to pay! 851 01:05:54,576 --> 01:05:56,494 In your face! 852 01:05:56,744 --> 01:05:59,330 - Help! Stop him! - You like my wife? 853 01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:02,959 - You're going to eat your balls! - No! Not my balls! 854 01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:06,296 - I'm going to eat your muscles! - Please, no! 855 01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:11,259 I didn't do anything! Pity! 856 01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,136 - God forgives, I don't! - What's going on? 857 01:06:13,261 --> 01:06:19,142 I think he found out his wife's a bit too into bodybuilding. 858 01:06:19,392 --> 01:06:22,103 More like body-fiddling, yeah! 859 01:06:22,854 --> 01:06:25,356 They won't let her go out just with you? 860 01:06:25,607 --> 01:06:28,651 - Not to the movies. It gets late. - I see. 861 01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:32,405 A girl can do whatever she wants, just not after 11 PM. 862 01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:37,076 - So I have to be the chaperone? - Just to the theater entrance! 863 01:06:37,202 --> 01:06:40,330 - You can go home after. - Oh, thanks! 864 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,707 I get it. 865 01:06:42,957 --> 01:06:45,251 Alright, I'll do you this favor. 866 01:06:48,963 --> 01:06:52,634 If anyone sees you two alone, your parents will blame me. 867 01:06:52,759 --> 01:06:56,721 I'm sorry. Besides, I've already seen this movie. 868 01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:59,974 It doesn't matter. We're happy to have you come with us. 869 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:04,229 Three tickets. 870 01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:07,649 - Go into the booth. - Can't he go by himself? 871 01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:10,109 No, you're the one who counts. 872 01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:13,571 After you. You're bigger. And American, too. 873 01:07:13,696 --> 01:07:14,697 After you. 874 01:07:16,449 --> 01:07:19,994 - I'll go get a coffee. - No! Into the booth! 875 01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:21,412 Come on, in you go. 876 01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:33,466 There's one for each of you. 877 01:07:34,092 --> 01:07:36,803 Answer into the mic, and speak up. 878 01:07:36,928 --> 01:07:39,847 I need to hear your answer clearly. 879 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:46,312 Now, you're going to pay... 880 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:42,739 - Colonel! - At your service! 881 01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:45,700 The Mistress asked if you've walked the dog. 882 01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:47,535 Where on earth are you? 883 01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:49,662 On the balcony, Colonel. 884 01:10:49,787 --> 01:10:52,915 The Mistress told me to tell you that she's gone out. 885 01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:55,376 I like to see people when I talk to them. 886 01:10:55,501 --> 01:10:58,337 I want someone on the balcony, like in Romeo and Juliet! 887 01:10:58,629 --> 01:11:01,424 - I can't reach! - I know, you're not very tall. 888 01:11:01,632 --> 01:11:05,511 Try a little harder... so I can ogle your legs... 889 01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:08,931 - I can't reach, Colonel! Watch out! 890 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:11,267 In the name of the Father. 891 01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:15,521 It's a warning from heaven. 892 01:11:17,523 --> 01:11:19,901 I swear I won't do anything to that dog ever again. 893 01:11:20,485 --> 01:11:23,279 You don't know if you can come? 894 01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:25,615 Wait a second... 895 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:38,169 Renzo, I'm really tired of staying with two old folks and a kid! 896 01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:41,631 I can't take it! I'm bored! 897 01:11:42,673 --> 01:11:45,259 Renzo, try to understand. 898 01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:50,139 No, I'll join you tomorrow. I don't care if it's hot! 899 01:11:53,768 --> 01:11:55,895 Yes. Yes. 900 01:11:56,395 --> 01:11:59,106 Alright. Yippee. 901 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:00,817 Yes, yes... 902 01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:02,026 Bye! 903 01:12:06,531 --> 01:12:08,366 What can I do? 904 01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:11,369 What can I do? 905 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:23,130 I think I hear a noise on the left. I don't know what it is. 906 01:12:26,801 --> 01:12:28,719 There's nothing. 907 01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:32,265 A car is like a woman. Upkeep costs an arm and a leg! 908 01:12:32,473 --> 01:12:34,725 Want to come up for a drink? 909 01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:38,145 You don't seem into it. You look a bit sad tonight. 910 01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:43,568 I have a heavy feeling here. Must have overdone the gratin. 911 01:12:44,819 --> 01:12:48,948 - You must excuse me. - No need to apologize, Renzino. 912 01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:53,286 Actually, it's nice to see a man happy and in love. 913 01:12:53,536 --> 01:12:57,081 - See, I gave you good advice. - Yes. No. 914 01:12:57,582 --> 01:12:59,500 It's not that... 915 01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:03,004 We've only been married for five months... 916 01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:06,632 That means we'll just wait another five months. 917 01:13:07,425 --> 01:13:10,887 - Thanks, you're so understanding! - Thank you. 918 01:13:11,137 --> 01:13:12,513 For dinner... 919 01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:15,766 and for what you showed me. 920 01:13:17,101 --> 01:13:20,855 - What did you discover? - It's not important. Bye! 921 01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:23,649 Bye! 922 01:13:28,988 --> 01:13:31,532 - Morning, ma'am. - Morning, Edwige. 923 01:13:31,949 --> 01:13:34,035 Are the Mistress and the Colonel still asleep? 924 01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:36,746 They're at church thanking the Lord, 925 01:13:36,871 --> 01:13:40,499 because I was this close to splitting the Colonel's skull. 926 01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:49,634 - And Sandro? Is he awake? - No, he hasn't come down yet. 927 01:13:52,595 --> 01:13:55,431 I'm going shopping. Do you need anything? 928 01:13:55,556 --> 01:13:56,724 No, thanks. 929 01:14:50,027 --> 01:14:51,779 What do you want? 930 01:14:51,946 --> 01:14:54,573 Don't you ever knock? 931 01:14:54,782 --> 01:14:57,618 As if you ever do. 932 01:14:57,743 --> 01:14:59,620 - What were you reading? - None of your business. 933 01:14:59,829 --> 01:15:02,289 Nice title. Is it a gardening manual? 934 01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:04,709 Show me! 935 01:15:06,460 --> 01:15:08,796 - Stop it! Give it back! - Let go! 936 01:15:08,921 --> 01:15:10,673 Give it back! 937 01:15:11,090 --> 01:15:13,551 Let go! Let me see! 938 01:15:23,394 --> 01:15:26,480 "The Mother Superior asked me to lie down beside her 939 01:15:26,647 --> 01:15:28,774 "to keep her warm. She was naked. 940 01:15:28,941 --> 01:15:31,193 "Poor child, she repeated, holding me close." 941 01:15:31,819 --> 01:15:35,156 It was in a friend's library. 942 01:15:35,448 --> 01:15:38,492 "Without realizing it, I found myself lying beneath her. 943 01:15:39,201 --> 01:15:42,204 "Her legs were crossed over my back. 944 01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:44,206 "I felt... 945 01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:52,089 "I felt a strange warmth penetrating my whole body. 946 01:15:57,011 --> 01:15:59,388 "The Mother Superior's hand... 947 01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,891 "caressed me slowly. 948 01:16:07,313 --> 01:16:12,359 "Her body moved gently beneath mine. 949 01:16:18,199 --> 01:16:21,952 And mine, just as gently, answered her." 950 01:16:27,249 --> 01:16:29,960 - What trash! - Trash? 951 01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:32,922 - It's a French classic. - A classic, huh? 952 01:16:33,172 --> 01:16:34,340 Give it back. 953 01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:38,010 I'm going to show your father what kind of books you read! 954 01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:39,637 Oh, really? 955 01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:42,389 Will you also tell him how you took it from me? 956 01:16:42,515 --> 01:16:44,016 Sandro! 957 01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:46,519 - Give me back that book. - Enough! 958 01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:49,563 Do you realize how absurd all this is? 959 01:16:49,730 --> 01:16:53,275 - The book. - It's my fault, I let you get away with it. 960 01:16:53,692 --> 01:16:56,529 - The book. - You're not even listening to me. 961 01:16:56,654 --> 01:16:59,615 - Why did you come into my room? - Haven't you figured it out? 962 01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:02,409 - To tell you what I just told you. - That much was obvious! 963 01:17:02,535 --> 01:17:05,246 You can't even be talked to! You're just a stupid kid! 964 01:17:05,496 --> 01:17:07,998 I'm neither a child, nor an idiot. 965 01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:10,292 You're right, I'm sorry. 966 01:17:10,417 --> 01:17:13,963 - Here's your book. Now get out. - You kissed me! 967 01:17:14,088 --> 01:17:15,548 Like a sister. 968 01:17:15,714 --> 01:17:18,467 Did you let me touch you like a sister, too? 969 01:17:20,678 --> 01:17:23,889 I hoped you'd understand. I didn't want to... 970 01:17:36,443 --> 01:17:38,529 Sandrino, please. 971 01:17:38,696 --> 01:17:41,782 I'm saying this for your sake. I'm sorry you're upset. 972 01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:44,618 You're sorry, are you? Liar! 973 01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:47,913 - Bitch! Renzo was right! - I'm calling your father! 974 01:17:48,205 --> 01:17:50,666 Go ahead. They've all gone out. 975 01:17:52,459 --> 01:17:53,294 Renzo! 976 01:17:56,547 --> 01:17:59,383 - Now you'll see! - I don't give a damn! 977 01:18:00,217 --> 01:18:02,178 Will you stop it! 978 01:18:04,930 --> 01:18:08,058 Is anyone home? Laura! 979 01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:09,977 Renzo! 980 01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:12,938 He's coming! 981 01:18:15,733 --> 01:18:18,235 You'll see, I'll have to deal with everything myself. 982 01:18:22,072 --> 01:18:24,158 Leave me alone! 983 01:18:24,491 --> 01:18:25,576 Let go of me! 984 01:18:30,497 --> 01:18:32,333 You're crazy! 985 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:34,168 Stop! 986 01:18:34,543 --> 01:18:36,837 Bloody hell! 987 01:18:40,925 --> 01:18:43,469 Nice welcome after a 6-hour trip... Laura! 988 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:45,846 Will you stop? 989 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:51,894 You pig! 990 01:18:52,144 --> 01:18:53,520 You're reckless! 991 01:18:54,313 --> 01:18:58,609 Do you realize what'll happen if he sees us? 992 01:18:59,985 --> 01:19:02,613 Dirty pig! 993 01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:07,368 Laura! 994 01:19:08,327 --> 01:19:09,745 Laura, for God's sake! 995 01:19:09,995 --> 01:19:14,291 Go on, call him! Come see what your slut of a wife is doing with me! 996 01:19:22,508 --> 01:19:23,592 Laura! 997 01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:26,345 You really don't give a damn about Renzo? 998 01:19:26,470 --> 01:19:28,180 Give him my best regards. 999 01:19:45,239 --> 01:19:46,657 Mom? 1000 01:19:46,907 --> 01:19:48,325 Dad? 1001 01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:57,584 Is nobody home? 1002 01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:44,173 Laura! 1003 01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:47,092 He's coming. 1004 01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:50,054 Get to your room, quick. 1005 01:20:50,596 --> 01:20:51,847 Laura. 1006 01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:54,183 I won't say anything to him. 1007 01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:00,147 He's not here. Go on. 1008 01:21:00,272 --> 01:21:01,315 Laura. 1009 01:21:02,149 --> 01:21:06,653 If he touches you again, I'll kill myself. 1010 01:21:06,904 --> 01:21:08,572 Don't talk nonsense. 1011 01:21:21,752 --> 01:21:23,587 I don't understand! 1012 01:21:38,185 --> 01:21:39,895 Laura, are you there? 1013 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:44,942 - Renzo, you're back? - No, I'm still on the road! 1014 01:21:48,112 --> 01:21:51,698 Sorry, darling. I didn't hear you over the water. 1015 01:21:52,074 --> 01:21:53,826 Finally! 1016 01:21:54,618 --> 01:21:58,914 I'm beat. I got up early to get here by now. 1017 01:22:00,541 --> 01:22:03,836 Renzo, what if we left? Let's go right now. 1018 01:22:04,044 --> 01:22:07,381 Are you joking? I can finally spend two weeks with you, 1019 01:22:07,506 --> 01:22:10,300 and you want to put me back in a car to go God knows where? 1020 01:22:10,426 --> 01:22:13,137 We've got room and board here, what more do you want? 1021 01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:18,892 What's wrong? Are you okay? 1022 01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:20,936 What happened? 1023 01:22:21,061 --> 01:22:23,689 - Are Mom and Dad mistreating you? - It's nothing. 1024 01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:26,024 I just wanted us to be alone for a bit. 1025 01:22:26,191 --> 01:22:28,986 We have all winter to be alone. 1026 01:22:29,236 --> 01:22:30,737 Our whole lives. 1027 01:22:32,364 --> 01:22:35,075 I'm dead tired. I need a bath. 1028 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:36,493 What's this? 1029 01:22:37,911 --> 01:22:40,789 Alfred de Musset: "Gamiani, or Two Nights of Excess". 1030 01:22:40,914 --> 01:22:42,958 It's a French classic. 1031 01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:45,919 - I'll get your bags. - I'll take care of them. 1032 01:22:57,306 --> 01:23:01,477 - Is it that time of the month? - For once when I'm not in the mood! 1033 01:23:01,643 --> 01:23:05,230 Well, that doesn't suit me! After the scene last night? 1034 01:23:05,481 --> 01:23:08,358 "I'm bored, I'm sad, come quickly, I've had enough!" 1035 01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:11,236 "Sweetheart is sad!" She's not anymore? 1036 01:23:11,403 --> 01:23:14,114 - Keep your voice down, you brute! - Me, a brute? 1037 01:23:14,281 --> 01:23:18,535 I bust my ass all week, without a single distraction! 1038 01:23:19,244 --> 01:23:21,121 It's not like you lack opportunities. 1039 01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:24,750 I must have a halo. I'm Saint Anthony! 1040 01:23:27,211 --> 01:23:28,754 Let's do it! 1041 01:23:28,879 --> 01:23:31,173 - Leave me alone! - I'll show you! 1042 01:26:01,073 --> 01:26:02,783 What is it? 1043 01:26:02,991 --> 01:26:05,952 Nothing. Just a draft. 1044 01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:11,750 What were those sweet things you were saying earlier? 1045 01:26:11,958 --> 01:26:14,336 You sounded like you were talking to someone else. 1046 01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:19,841 - It was nothing. - Come on honey, do it again. Come on! 1047 01:26:19,966 --> 01:26:20,842 Come on! 1048 01:26:22,969 --> 01:26:26,181 You don't believe me? And yet, I'm going to do it. 1049 01:26:26,306 --> 01:26:31,395 That'll teach you, and you'll have regrets your whole life. 1050 01:26:35,232 --> 01:26:39,695 Yes, you can cry now that it's too late. 1051 01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:43,573 Cling desperately to my mortal remains! 1052 01:26:45,742 --> 01:26:47,786 Damn, it's cold! 1053 01:26:51,081 --> 01:26:54,376 You're calling? But who? Have you repented? 1054 01:26:54,501 --> 01:26:55,794 Are you devastated? 1055 01:26:56,878 --> 01:26:59,297 I'm dead, there's nothing left to do! 1056 01:27:07,723 --> 01:27:10,726 Maybe it's better if I hang myself. 1057 01:27:14,396 --> 01:27:16,606 It hasn't even been turned down. 1058 01:27:18,316 --> 01:27:21,987 My God, what's happened to my child? 1059 01:27:23,447 --> 01:27:26,992 - They haven't kidnapped him, have they? - Kidnap Uncle Scrooge's son? 1060 01:27:27,117 --> 01:27:31,496 I knew it would end like this with that little sissy! 1061 01:27:31,621 --> 01:27:35,584 He must have run off with the lifeguard. I'll strangle him, I'll disown him! 1062 01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:38,754 - What's happening? - My baby hasn't come home! 1063 01:27:38,879 --> 01:27:41,548 - Call the police! - Why not the fire department too? 1064 01:27:41,757 --> 01:27:45,802 More like the vice squad for that fairy! Not the police! 1065 01:27:45,927 --> 01:27:49,806 - Do something, Renzo! - Let's try to keep our cool! 1066 01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:53,685 I know where he is. Just like last time. 1067 01:27:53,852 --> 01:27:56,438 I caught him coming home at 3 in the morning. 1068 01:27:56,563 --> 01:27:59,149 My baby at three in the morning? My God! 1069 01:27:59,316 --> 01:28:01,777 - Holy Mother! - Don't you swear! 1070 01:28:01,943 --> 01:28:04,613 What was my baby doing out at this hour? 1071 01:28:04,738 --> 01:28:07,324 Your baby's grown up. When are you going to realize that? 1072 01:28:07,491 --> 01:28:09,785 Are you calling the police or should I? 1073 01:28:09,910 --> 01:28:12,329 The police again! Think of that poor man. 1074 01:28:12,454 --> 01:28:14,664 Where on earth are you going? 1075 01:28:14,790 --> 01:28:17,626 - You really don't understand anything! - Good morning, ma'am! 1076 01:28:20,962 --> 01:28:22,214 That poor man? 1077 01:28:22,339 --> 01:28:24,424 The lifeguard? Which poor man? 1078 01:28:24,549 --> 01:28:27,469 You're talking in riddles. Don't play with my nerves! 1079 01:28:27,636 --> 01:28:29,513 Which man are you talking about? 1080 01:28:29,638 --> 01:28:33,475 - I'm talking about the husband, right? - Whose husband? 1081 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:36,686 The husband of the woman Sandro is with right now. 1082 01:28:36,853 --> 01:28:40,524 A... a real woman? With tits?" 1083 01:28:40,774 --> 01:28:43,360 You're not kidding? He's with one of them? 1084 01:28:43,485 --> 01:28:45,111 Have you lost your mind? 1085 01:28:45,237 --> 01:28:47,781 Lord, I thank you! 1086 01:28:48,824 --> 01:28:50,909 You're not going to cry, are you? 1087 01:28:51,076 --> 01:28:54,663 This is the best news I've had in my life! 1088 01:28:57,791 --> 01:29:00,418 - Lino, have you seen Sandro? - At this hour... 1089 01:29:00,544 --> 01:29:03,463 He didn't sleep at home, something bad might have happened. 1090 01:29:03,630 --> 01:29:07,467 Give me the cabin key to see if he left his swimsuit. 1091 01:29:07,592 --> 01:29:09,886 - Damn key! - We'll look for him later. 1092 01:29:10,011 --> 01:29:12,055 Maybe one of his friends saw him! 1093 01:29:12,222 --> 01:29:15,725 Yeah, friends... To me, this beach is a real mess. 1094 01:29:17,811 --> 01:29:18,728 Sandro! 1095 01:29:21,606 --> 01:29:23,733 You little rascal! 1096 01:29:27,445 --> 01:29:29,823 You scared me so much! 1097 01:29:30,991 --> 01:29:32,576 My child! 1098 01:29:33,618 --> 01:29:35,495 You idiot! 1099 01:29:40,792 --> 01:29:45,255 Don't ever do that again. Do you never think of others? 1100 01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:05,775 Swear it to me. 1101 01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:08,945 Swear you won't scare me like that again. 1102 01:30:09,362 --> 01:30:11,197 Swear it. 1103 01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:16,286 Sandrino, will you rub some on me? 1104 01:30:16,411 --> 01:30:18,204 Sandrino, will you undo my top? 1105 01:30:18,788 --> 01:30:20,707 Sandrino, is my hair showing? 1106 01:30:20,790 --> 01:30:23,793 - Sandrino, will you rinse me off? - Say you love it, you bitch! 1107 01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:27,672 Yes! A real whore! I love getting laid! 1108 01:30:27,797 --> 01:30:30,926 - I love it so much! - Yes, yes! 1109 01:30:31,051 --> 01:30:34,095 Big slut! 1110 01:30:34,387 --> 01:30:37,265 - I won't say anything to him. - Sandrino... 1111 01:30:37,599 --> 01:30:39,476 - Dear Renzo... - You're jealous. 1112 01:30:39,601 --> 01:30:41,394 I betrayed your trust. 1113 01:30:42,354 --> 01:30:45,440 Pig! Reckless! 1114 01:30:45,815 --> 01:30:50,028 Do you realize what'll happen if he sees us? 1115 01:30:50,153 --> 01:30:53,573 Leave me alone! 1116 01:30:53,907 --> 01:30:56,493 Let go of me! Renzo's coming! 1117 01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:06,503 Lino! Have you seen my wife? 1118 01:31:06,670 --> 01:31:09,422 - In the cabin. - Is she putting on her swimsuit or what? 1119 01:31:09,547 --> 01:31:12,425 This morning is a real family council. 1120 01:31:15,387 --> 01:31:18,682 Have no fear! Sandro is busy copulating! 1121 01:31:19,933 --> 01:31:22,769 - Laura? - Yes, Renzo, I'm here. 1122 01:31:23,019 --> 01:31:25,105 You didn't answer! Do you feel sick? 1123 01:31:26,022 --> 01:31:29,067 I felt a bit faint, but it's passed. 1124 01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:31,903 Need help? Mom and Dad are here too. 1125 01:31:32,070 --> 01:31:34,823 - Open up, gorgeous, we're wasting time! - Come on, open up! 1126 01:31:34,948 --> 01:31:37,993 Everything's cleared up, he's not banging the lifeguard, but a woman! 1127 01:31:38,118 --> 01:31:41,204 I'm not decent. I'll be right out. 1128 01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:43,707 You sure you're feeling better? 1129 01:31:44,124 --> 01:31:47,168 Yes, go on. I'll join you in a minute. 1130 01:31:47,752 --> 01:31:51,840 She's fine. Let's think of my baby. Something bad happened to him! 1131 01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:53,675 A blessing, more like! 1132 01:31:57,345 --> 01:32:00,724 - We'll have to go out and tell him. - Why? 1133 01:32:01,224 --> 01:32:03,059 What do you mean, why? 1134 01:32:03,309 --> 01:32:06,479 You can't just fly away and vanish like in a fairy tale. 1135 01:32:06,896 --> 01:32:08,314 Almost. 1136 01:32:08,523 --> 01:32:11,651 I came in through there last night. I didn't have the key. 1137 01:32:11,901 --> 01:32:13,820 And I'll go out through there. Right? 1138 01:32:16,072 --> 01:32:17,282 That's right. 1139 01:32:18,950 --> 01:32:21,036 Let me have a puff? 1140 01:32:41,598 --> 01:32:45,435 It must have gone well, I hope he knows what he's doing. 1141 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:48,146 I think so, based on what that little prick told me. 1142 01:32:48,271 --> 01:32:50,273 Watch your language, son! 1143 01:32:50,648 --> 01:32:52,901 Just look at her. 1144 01:32:53,693 --> 01:32:55,570 All disheveled. 1145 01:32:55,695 --> 01:32:58,656 And that idiot who maybe spent all this time with a harlot. 1146 01:32:58,782 --> 01:33:00,408 Please, Renzo! 1147 01:33:02,827 --> 01:33:05,038 What on earth did I do? 1148 01:33:09,334 --> 01:33:13,171 - Are you feeling better, dear? - My God! My child! 1149 01:33:27,685 --> 01:33:30,897 Sandro, where did you spend the night? 1150 01:33:31,397 --> 01:33:34,943 He was only gone one night? Imagine if he were back from America! 1151 01:33:35,193 --> 01:33:38,571 Where were you? I was worried sick! 1152 01:33:38,696 --> 01:33:41,991 You really don't think of your mother, you wretch! 1153 01:33:42,117 --> 01:33:46,287 When you stay out, you tell your family, you little stud! 1154 01:33:48,706 --> 01:33:51,793 It's fine, one little slap after 30 years of marriage, 1155 01:33:51,918 --> 01:33:53,211 and by mistake, at that. 1156 01:33:53,336 --> 01:33:56,297 Some men beat their wives every night! 1157 01:33:57,465 --> 01:33:59,134 Let's go. 1158 01:34:02,178 --> 01:34:04,806 See? Nothing happened to him. 1159 01:34:08,268 --> 01:34:10,728 I hope at least you... 1160 01:34:10,937 --> 01:34:11,980 Yes. 1161 01:34:12,188 --> 01:34:14,065 Did you do to her what I told you? 1162 01:34:14,190 --> 01:34:15,233 Yes! 1163 01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:20,488 Blessed be all the saints in heaven! 1164 01:34:20,613 --> 01:34:22,323 I knew it! 1165 01:34:22,448 --> 01:34:24,659 Everyone's getting laid except me. 1166 01:34:24,909 --> 01:34:26,369 Good grief... 1167 01:34:26,953 --> 01:34:29,956 We must celebrate the occasion! 1168 01:34:30,165 --> 01:34:33,710 After all, it's a kind of birth, a wedding... 1169 01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:38,131 Here. And don't say your brother doesn't think of you. 1170 01:34:38,548 --> 01:34:42,302 Sandrino, you still love your Mommy a little, right? 1171 01:34:42,468 --> 01:34:45,221 He plays with real-life dolls now! 1172 01:34:45,513 --> 01:34:47,182 Go on, open it! 1173 01:34:47,473 --> 01:34:49,517 A gold cigarette case. 1174 01:34:49,642 --> 01:34:53,313 This way, my brother smokes officially and that's that. 1175 01:34:53,438 --> 01:34:55,773 He's become a man! 1176 01:34:55,899 --> 01:34:58,860 Open it. I wrote you a note. Read it out loud. 1177 01:35:00,862 --> 01:35:02,071 Read! 1178 01:35:03,531 --> 01:35:05,867 "To Sandro, from Renzo, 1179 01:35:05,992 --> 01:35:09,329 "the fateful day he became a man!" 1180 01:35:11,956 --> 01:35:14,209 To the health of the ex-little virgin. 1181 01:35:16,711 --> 01:35:20,173 How shameful, really! 1182 01:35:21,341 --> 01:35:25,970 Laura! Toast to the new male of the house. 1183 01:35:27,639 --> 01:35:30,475 Wait! We forgot the most important person. 1184 01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:31,768 Who? 1185 01:35:32,018 --> 01:35:34,812 The great absent one! 1186 01:35:34,938 --> 01:35:38,900 Finally, you're laughing too. One more cuckold is nothing! 1187 01:35:39,150 --> 01:35:43,404 I'd pay good money to see his face for just two minutes! 1188 01:35:43,613 --> 01:35:46,699 Let's toast to him, too. Come here, Sandro. 1189 01:35:47,450 --> 01:35:50,495 "May his horns not weigh too heavy!" 1190 01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:54,040 as the poet Ariosto so aptly put it. 1191 01:35:55,375 --> 01:35:56,417 Cheers! 1192 01:36:12,058 --> 01:36:16,354 THE END 83961