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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:26,651 (low-tempo music) 4 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:37,245 (chime) 5 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,126 (mid-tempo R&B music) 6 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,527 - Ah, alright, oh man. 7 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,534 I'll never party with Chris again. 8 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:42,203 What's next? 9 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:47,000 - Hello, Mr. Donovan. - Hey, Lisa, 10 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,002 what's goin' on, I just got in. 11 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:50,920 - Not much, but might I ask, 12 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,507 what's going on with you and all these women? 13 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:55,967 (laughs) 14 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,470 - Excuse me, where'd that come from? 15 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:01,431 - I'm just sayin' for the past couple weeks 16 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,308 you've been going out with these women 17 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,018 and it's different ones every time I see you, 18 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,645 it's like you can't choose. 19 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:08,396 I'm just saying. 20 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:12,359 - So, what are you implying? 21 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,028 That I can't keep a woman to save my life? 22 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:17,447 'Cause honestly, I don't think that's 23 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:20,158 none of your business. 24 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,660 - Well look, there's no disrespect, 25 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:26,247 but you're gonna find a woman one of these days 26 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,125 and she's not gonna give you the love 27 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:32,253 and romance you expect, I mean, 28 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:35,674 if you fall in love with her. 29 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,342 But what do I know. 30 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:42,055 By the way, here's the chart numbers for last week. 31 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,014 - I'd like to fall in love with you 32 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:46,142 and play with your charts. 33 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:49,854 Damn, I'm glad I picked her as an assistant. 34 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,315 (phone beeping) 35 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:55,819 - [Lisa] Mr. Donovan, your appointment is waiting. 36 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:59,322 - Okay, thank you, Lisa, send her in, alright. 37 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:05,870 (mid-tempo R&B music) 38 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:13,378 * Would you let me take you home? 39 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:21,011 * Would you let me make you mine? 40 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,100 - [Woman] Mr. Donovan? 41 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:29,978 * Would you let me take you home? 42 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:32,439 Mr. Donovan! - Oh, uh, hi, um, 43 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,316 I'm Brandon Donovan, nice to meet you. 44 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,403 - Adrianna Charles. 45 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,988 - [Brandon] Adrianna Charles, 46 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,823 have a seat. - Thank you. 47 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:46,453 - What's the occasion, Adrianna? 48 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:49,456 - I'm reaching out to you for my law firm, 49 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:53,209 I'd like to do a little radio advertisment. 50 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,503 - Oh okay, well that seems fine, 51 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,342 you know, I'm fine, I mean, fine with it. 52 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,430 We're an advertising agency, 53 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:06,806 we do billboards, this is how it is, 54 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,475 we'll put you on a billboard in a swim suit, 55 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:10,393 you know what I'm saying? 56 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,187 We'll put you on a billboard with a swim suit, 57 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,022 have your name up there- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, 58 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,899 A swim suit? - Yeah, a swim suit, 59 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:18,485 I mean, you'd look gorgeous. - What in the Lord's 60 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:21,696 name does a swim suit have to do with a law firm? 61 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:27,077 - Well, it has a lot, I mean, 62 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,453 once you have that, you know, 63 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,330 pretty much seductive look to where 64 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,123 you can attract people like that, 65 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,625 I'm telling you, sweetheart, 66 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,293 you'll get a lot of clients. 67 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,128 Especially me if I'm in charge. 68 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,214 - I'll tell you what, I mean, 69 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:41,007 I don't have a problem with seduction, 70 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,509 but this meeting is over. 71 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:45,053 - Well, how about dinner? 72 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:46,304 Lunch? 73 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:46,721 Breakfast? 74 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:51,101 Denny's, IHOP? - Sorry baby, I'm taken. 75 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:59,150 - Taken, I'd take you out to dinner, just me and you... 76 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,319 - [Man] You alright, man? 77 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,737 I mean, we can get something to eat after this 78 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:06,074 or something, but forget that, bro. 79 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,118 - [Brandon] Man. 80 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,829 - Who was that? - Man, that was 81 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,456 Adrianna Charles, Adrianna Charles, 82 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:18,920 the biggest law prestigious woman in the city. 83 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:20,547 She's a lawyer. 84 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:23,425 - So that's the next one on the list! 85 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,595 I knew it, I knew it, bro, you be pullin' 'em, bro. 86 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:28,888 I'm trying to be like you, 87 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,557 how you use face creams and stuff, 88 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:31,850 I'm trying to do that now, you know what I'm saying? 89 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,853 I work out, use yoga. - Right, right. 90 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,062 You do yoga? 91 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,063 - Yeah, it cleans you out and everything, 92 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,148 but don't worry about that, bro, 93 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,233 because I'm gettin' 'em too. 94 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,027 Things like you just had. 95 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,656 - Man, man, it takes time, it takes time, 96 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:48,700 my brother, it takes time. 97 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,744 - I ain't got time, you know what I'm saying? 98 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:55,081 I'm trying to be like you, Brandon, the man! 99 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:58,501 Bro, she had, it was like a slinky effect, bro. 100 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,505 I just saw her walking. 101 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:03,965 - Yeah, alright man. 102 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,509 Slinky effect? 103 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:14,059 (low-tempo music) 104 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:20,357 - [Ladies] Hey, Mr. Donovan. 105 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:21,983 - Hey ladies, how you doing today? 106 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:23,234 - Hey, Mr. Donovan. 107 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,445 (record scratch) 108 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:28,531 (low-tempo R&B music) 109 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:34,245 - Hey Lisa, any updates on commercials? 110 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,539 - Uh, yes, you have five commercials 111 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:37,999 you have to produce over the next month, 112 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,460 and the marketers want you to be very thorough, 113 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:41,544 we need to make magic happen with them 114 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,213 so I really advise you to go over 115 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:45,298 the ones you wanna produce. 116 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,759 - Right, right, not a bad thing at all. 117 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,514 So, quick question. 118 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,559 Do you think I'm sleazy at all? 119 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:58,561 - Yes. 120 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,107 - Should've, you could've maybe thought about 121 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,693 it for two or three minutes, but I mean, 122 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,778 damn, at least give me some time, you know? 123 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,154 - When I became your assistant you told me 124 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:11,574 you wanted somebody that was honest, trustworthy. 125 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,243 You know, someone that's there for you 126 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:14,411 when you needed guidance, 127 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,538 and honestly, if I was your mama, 128 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:17,956 I would beat your ass for the things 129 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,208 that you are doing to these women. 130 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,543 Why you make it so difficult, 131 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:22,752 you only need one. - It's not that I'm 132 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,005 making it difficult it's just, 133 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,548 I wanna find a woman that's beautiful, 134 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:29,134 sexy, smart, intelligent, you know, 135 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,388 such as yourself, I mean, 136 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:34,889 that wears high heels and wears skirts 137 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,517 that make a woman feel beautiful about herself, 138 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:41,104 she wears earrings, she's good from head to toe. 139 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:44,607 Just as you...I mean, is that too much to ask? 140 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:49,404 - That's cool and all, Mr. Suave. 141 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,822 But after you done got done warning 142 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,323 me with all that player stuff 143 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,324 and that mac daddy stuff, 144 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,327 I'd have one thing to tell you 145 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,621 and that is you will never hit this. 146 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:04,377 - Maybe I am a sleazeball. 147 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,755 Man, no I'm not, I'm Brandon Donovan. 148 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,677 (footsteps) 149 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,647 (mid-tempo music) 150 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,025 - Hey. 151 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,651 - [Woman] Hi. 152 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:31,446 - There ya go. - Oh, thank you so much. 153 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,824 - Yeah, ketchup, mustard and relish hot dog. 154 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,368 - Just the way I like it. 155 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,244 - Yeah, so how was your day today? 156 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:41,206 - Oh, it was actually pretty good, I just got off of work 157 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,750 and I was excited about coming on this date. 158 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,252 So it's been going well, thank you for asking. 159 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:48,880 - Yeah, you know, I'm just trying to do simple things, 160 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,383 eat a hot dog, you know. - It's always fun to just 161 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,426 get out and do something simple. 162 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:56,429 - Right, right, I mean, if anything, 163 00:09:56,471 --> 00:10:00,308 just being on a date with you, it's just you're so cute. 164 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,851 - Oh, thank you. - Yeah. 165 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,771 Man, so what do you do? 166 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,606 - Well, I'm a massage therapist. 167 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,775 - That'd be masseuse, it's really good, huh? 168 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:11,528 - It is, I mean, I like to relax people 169 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,780 and make sure they get what they need. 170 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:16,282 A lot of tension, it's not good for your body, 171 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,410 good for your health, so as much as I can help, 172 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,370 I like to. - Right, right, 173 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,955 I understand you completely. 174 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,581 I've got some tension that you can release for me. 175 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,084 - What? - I'm sorry, 176 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,086 tensions about the hot dog, you know what I'm saying? 177 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,963 Tensions like when you get hungry, 178 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:32,882 and you feel that tension and you're just like... 179 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,968 - I think that's called heartburn. 180 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,970 - Yeah, either way it's tension. 181 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:38,430 But when you eat this hot dog, 182 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,556 you're gonna be like wow, 183 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,765 it filled that tension up, 184 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,768 it's good, you know? - Okay. 185 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,854 So, why are you single again? 186 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:51,109 - Uh, you know, I guess I haven't found 187 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,486 that type of woman yet, you know, 188 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,447 where she can fit in my schedule 189 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,823 and we can relax together 190 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,825 and do our social things, you know? 191 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,910 - Okay. - Because if people don't 192 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,829 know how to build, you know, 193 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,622 the sex falls off and everything, like- 194 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,875 - Everything, like, it just tears apart. 195 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,836 - Yeah, but my sex is not gonna fall off from you. 196 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,755 - Okay, you are really takin' it far- 197 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,841 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 198 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,552 Let's back it up, let's back it up, let's back it up. 199 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,721 Hey, let's have a general talk. 200 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:23,016 - Okay. - Let's have a general talk. 201 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,934 So yeah, so, I've been doing a lot with my celebrities 202 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:28,980 and doing my show and they've been fantastic. 203 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,024 - Right, I mean, it's nice to spend time 204 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:33,693 with a businessman who has his head on straight. 205 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:34,611 - Yeah? - You know, 206 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,154 have a good conversation. 207 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,032 - Yeah, I know I can definitely get your head on straight. 208 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:41,493 - You know what, that is it. - Wait, I'm sorry, 209 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,578 I didn't mean it, come back! 210 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,289 Wait a minute, is you bowlegged? 211 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:47,248 Wait, I'm sorry! 212 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,250 (slap) 213 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,753 (slow R&B music) 214 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:59,761 (mid-tempo R&B music) 215 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,560 - Brandon! 216 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:08,812 - Hey, Reggie, how's it going, man? 217 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,605 - What's going on, man, it's good, and yourself? 218 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:13,191 - Man, I've been alright, keeping busy, man. 219 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,985 - Man, looking good man, we're doing big things. 220 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,071 - I hear that, man, hey look, man, 221 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,698 I bet you 20 dollars when they ask for 222 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,158 it tomorrow you can't hit that hoop. 223 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,076 - I bet you 100. 224 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:25,078 - Bet ya 100, let's go 200. 225 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,205 - Sounds good, man, what you doing here? 226 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,082 - I'm looking for a date right now, man. 227 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:30,917 - What you doing over here then? 228 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,545 - What I'm doing, well, alright then, Reg. 229 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,921 Don't have to tell me twice, 230 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,131 I'll be right back. - Have a good one. 231 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:36,840 - Alright now. 232 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,511 Hey, beautiful, how you doing? 233 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,929 - Hey, how are you? 234 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,556 - I'm doing pretty good, how about yourself? 235 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,099 - I'm good, what took you so long? 236 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:49,394 - Ugh, traffic, I've been at the office all day long, 237 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,438 working, working, working. 238 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,897 - Well, you look nice. 239 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,065 - Oh, well, thank you, you know, I try, 240 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,692 that's why they call me Brandon Donovan. 241 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:56,943 - [Woman] How do I look? 242 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,278 - [Brandon] You look sensational. 243 00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,612 - Thanks. 244 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:00,780 - [Brandon] So how's it been going? 245 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,115 - I mean, everything's been going great, 246 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,659 you know, I pitched a new idea to my company 247 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:05,618 and I think they like it so this 248 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,829 could be great, my big break. 249 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,875 - Sorry, ma'am, may I take your drink order, please? 250 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,543 - Uh, yes, water for me right now. 251 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,587 - Lemon? - Yes, please. 252 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,130 - And for you? - A water with 253 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:18,965 the lemon on the side, not inside, 254 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,800 but on the side of the rim of the glass. 255 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,802 'Cause the rind can get you sick, 256 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,764 so just set it on the rim of the glass. 257 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,015 - Okay. - Okay. 258 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,642 - Wow, you must know a lot about 259 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,144 ordering a glass with lemon? 260 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,687 - Yeah, well I heard a couple of girls 261 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,482 complaining about it- just a second... 262 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,608 - [Brandon] Oh, no problem. 263 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,194 - Bad luck, but, um, anyways, 264 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,863 just try it. - No, I ain't gonna 265 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:42,781 throw the salt over- 266 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,698 - [Woman] Just try it, Brandon, 267 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,241 really quick before we eat. 268 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,285 We're talking about lemon, diseases and germs, 269 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,412 you gotta get the bad omens out so just throw 270 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:52,624 it over your shoulder real quick, yeah, okay. 271 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,917 Okay, so anyways- - You noticed 272 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,085 I did not get it on the suit, right? 273 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,711 - Absolutely, it's fine, I'll take it to 274 00:13:56,753 --> 00:14:00,674 the dry cleaners for you, it's just salt. 275 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,425 Oh, thank you! - Thanks, man. 276 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:08,807 - Um, do you have a napkin for me to set this on? 277 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:09,933 - Okay, I'll bring that back for you, 278 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:10,767 would you guys like to order right now 279 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,686 or would you like a minute? 280 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,104 - [Woman] Do we need a minute? 281 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,897 - We're gonna take a minute. - Okay, I'll be right 282 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:16,731 back with your napkin for your wet glass. 283 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,109 - [Woman] Thank you, thanks. 284 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:22,320 - [Brandon] I didn't know you were OCD-like. 285 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,738 - Well, I don't think it's too much to ask for 286 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,907 a napkin to set your cup on. 287 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,327 - Not at all, not at all. 288 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,870 - It's okay Brandon, I'm not gonna take it out on you, 289 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,497 I'm not gonna hold this against you. 290 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,540 - [Brandon] Okay. 291 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,541 - I know that you care about me, 292 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,792 I know that you like me- 293 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,043 - You don't have to worry about that, 294 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,045 I think I'll be okay. 295 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,922 - Here's your napkin ma'am, sorry about that. 296 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:44,300 - [Woman] Oh my gosh, thank you so much. 297 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:47,470 - Okay, our special for the night is a nice tilapia 298 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:51,307 over Moscato Chianti sauce and a nice ham hock on the side. 299 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,021 - Sounds pretty good. - It is. 300 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,399 - Oh, it's only 550 calories. 301 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,401 (woman giggles) 302 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:02,944 - [Woman] That'll take me 12 minutes on 303 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,487 the treadmill to burn. - Oh, I'm sure 304 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,865 it wouldn'y, you look great. 305 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:07,824 - [Woman] Thank you. 306 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,659 - You're welcome. 307 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,536 - I will have the Moscato 308 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:18,710 chicken legs with the drum sauce, please. 309 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:19,794 - [Waiter] Okay, okay. 310 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:20,920 - I'm gonna have that, 311 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,757 and the young lady will have...? 312 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:24,758 - Well, I don't want any of this 313 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,969 mosquito tilapia fish stuff- 314 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,929 - [Waiter] Moscato tilapia, ma'am. 315 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:33,475 - Oh, the grilled barbecue chicken is fine. 316 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,934 - [Waiter] Okay. 317 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,770 - Yeah, the grilled barbecue chicken. 318 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:37,604 - [Waiter] Okay, sounds good. 319 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,773 - Alright, alright. 320 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,107 - And I'll be right back, ma'am. 321 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,360 - Thank you so much. 322 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,904 Brandon, please, okay, I'm having a moment right now, 323 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,989 don't make me freak out, in this restaurant. 324 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,115 - Alright, alright, you know what? 325 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,784 - Do I look okay, is my makeup running? 326 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:51,951 - Yeah, no- - Just put your finger 327 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,620 right here, mascara, I feel that, 328 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,246 I feel it, wait a minute- 329 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,874 - It's fine, it's fine- - I, you're not getting it, 330 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,834 what are you, right handed, left handed? 331 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,127 What are you, Brandon? - You know what- 332 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,712 - You don't know what you are? 333 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,756 You're definitely not ambidextrous we know that. 334 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,091 - You know what I'm gonna do, 335 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,134 yeah, I'm gonna go to the bar, okay, 336 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,762 and I'm gonna go get you a drink, is that okay? 337 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,305 Is that okay, Sophia? 338 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,224 - [Sophia] Yeah, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine. 339 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,433 - Alright, I'm gonna- 340 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,143 - [Sophia] Yeah, before I flip out, seriously, 341 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,645 go ahead, it's fine, it's fine, Brandon, it's fine. 342 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,438 - Alright, I'm gonna go get you one, I'll be right back. 343 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,942 - Brandon hurry up, I'm timing you. 344 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,028 (mid-tempo R&B music) 345 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,118 (sighing) 346 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,833 - Oh no, I can't do that again. 347 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:42,210 No more, no more Christian Mingles. 348 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,590 Look, if I'm gonna date somebody, it's gotta be real. 349 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,551 Why can't it be Adrianna, the girl who was inv- 350 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,594 (knocking) 351 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,471 - [Woman] Brandon! 352 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,890 (knocking) 353 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,475 - Shit, damn! 354 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,393 - [Woman] Brandon! 355 00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,978 (knocking) 356 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:00,729 (yelling) 357 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:01,688 Brandon! 358 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,647 (knocking) 359 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,065 - [Brandon] Hold on! 360 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:06,735 - Hello? 361 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:07,694 - [Woman] Brandon? 362 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,362 - [Brandon] Yeah? 363 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:10,613 - I thought you said you were gonna be right back? 364 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:14,200 - [Brandon] Yeah, I was, then I got a phone call 365 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:17,912 from Santa, so, it looks like you're cold. 366 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,415 - You're trying to be funny right now, 367 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,876 you're so funny, yes, it's so cold, 368 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,919 will you let me in, I'm freezing. 369 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,172 I seriously just jogged here. 370 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:31,634 - Wait, I'm sorry, you ran all the way from Bran's? 371 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:34,137 - [Sophia] Yeah, I jogged here, I was jogging 372 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,723 so fast I actually ripped a hole in my jacket. 373 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:37,891 (Sophia giggling) 374 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,352 - Wow, damn you got some glutes. 375 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,103 Alright, come on, come on. 376 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,904 - Thank you. - Yeah. 377 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,239 - It's so cold. - Yeah. 378 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,241 You wanna warm up for about a few seconds 379 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,369 and then I know you gotta go. 380 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,247 - I don't have to be anywhere. 381 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,749 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, no, 382 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,417 I don't have anything going on. 383 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,252 Remember, we were gonna spend the whole night together? 384 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,921 - Thank you for letting me come over, Brandon. 385 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,923 I really appreciate it. 386 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,424 - Oh, you know what I'm saying, 387 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:14,052 just being a nice guy, you know. 388 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,679 - I know, but you really put up with a lot 389 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,890 and I am so appreciative. 390 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,226 I'm glad that you continue to see me, 391 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,938 I'm glad that you, you know, put up with my craziness, 392 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,107 I just wanna say thank you. 393 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,484 Come up here, come on, stop sitting so far away. 394 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:30,694 - Alright. 395 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:31,986 - [Sophia] I mean, what more do I need 396 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,697 to do to earn your trust, I'm here right? 397 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:37,325 I still look beautiful, right? - Don't be crazy. 398 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,036 - [Sophia] I had a little episode earlier, who doesn't? 399 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:42,539 You know? - Well, a lot of people. 400 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,957 (giggling) 401 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,709 - [Sophia] Come on, Brandon! 402 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,213 - Yeah, um- - Yeah, I know. 403 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,840 - But uh... 404 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,216 - I've been lifting a lot 405 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,509 of weights at the gym, I feel, like, 406 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:59,180 so big right now. - Yeah, I ain't going nowhere. 407 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,765 - [Sophia] You always make me laugh. 408 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,059 - Well, hey, that's what I do, you know. 409 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,310 - [Sophia] Is my leg too heavy for you? 410 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:08,440 - No, you alright, you alright, you alright. 411 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:12,068 - So, are we gonna watch a movie or something, 412 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,320 are we just gonna keep sitting here, talking? 413 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:18,283 - I mean, whatever you wanna do, I mean, it's cool. 414 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,993 What you wanna do, I mean, we can watch a movie, 415 00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:22,829 we can talk- - I mean, whatever. 416 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,122 Oh my gosh, did you see that? 417 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,332 - What, see what? 418 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,668 - In my eyes right now, when they get cross eyed, 419 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,879 I'm like super horny. - Okay, um, 420 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,842 your eyes is cross eyed, alright. 421 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:40,180 - [Sophia] Oh Brandon, lighten up, lighten up, gosh. 422 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,390 I'm just kidding, whose eyes fucking go cross eyed 423 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:45,268 when they're getting horny, fucking nobody, okay? 424 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,979 I was just kidding, Jesus. 425 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,732 (mid-tempo R&B music) 426 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,245 - Whoa, man, hey... 427 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:12,128 I didn't know you was awake already. 428 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:15,465 - Yeah, I've been awake, just watching you. 429 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:19,386 - Right, so you just watch people when they sleep. 430 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,721 - I watch you, you're super cute. 431 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,390 - Oh, thank you. - When you're sleeping, 432 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,558 your nostrils come out in a flare. 433 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,645 But anyways, Brandon, Brandon, 434 00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:31,022 Big Daddy Brandon, so how was it? 435 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,943 - Uh, I've had better. 436 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,696 (giggling) 437 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:41,282 - Brandon, what, what do you mean you've had better? 438 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,371 What do you mean you've had better, Brandon? 439 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,248 - I don't mean anything by it, 440 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:51,167 what I'm saying is, you know, I've had better. 441 00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:53,086 No, that's not what I mean, 442 00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:55,797 what I mean is, you know, it was bad? 443 00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:01,386 - You know what, get the fuck out. 444 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,390 - Oh, shit. - Get out. 445 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,352 Get out! - Wait a minute, 446 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,437 wait a minute, get out of my house? 447 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,105 - Brandon, get out! 448 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,899 I am so not playing with you, get out! 449 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:20,280 Get out, get your stuff, get everything! 450 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,907 - Wait a minute, this, this is my house though, 451 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,201 you came into my house! 452 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:26,619 - [Sophie] By the time I'm done, 453 00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:29,622 everything will be mine, okay? 454 00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,499 - We're not even married! 455 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:35,295 - [Sophia] Get out, get out, get out before 456 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:38,131 I head butt you! - Oh, Lord Jesus... 457 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:39,674 (change falls on the ground) 458 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,468 - [Sophie] Yeah, I knew you was broke. 459 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:44,137 Get out, Brandon, goodbye, goodbye, get out. 460 00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:46,139 - [Brandon] I'm not going anywhere, this is my house. 461 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,390 - Get out, what the, by the time I'm 462 00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,225 done with this, I'll own everything! 463 00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:52,228 - [Brandon] We're not married! 464 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:54,064 - Sophia wins again. 465 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:55,023 - [Brandon] What do you mean? 466 00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:57,359 (door slams) 467 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:04,449 Out in my damn drawers, it's cold as hell outside! 468 00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:09,120 Damnit, I can't believe she threw me out of the house, man, 469 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,164 this is fucking crazy, my own house, 470 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,999 my fucking clothes, my house, 471 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:16,586 I'm out here butt naked, this is some bullshit! 472 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:17,796 What's the noise, wait- 473 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:18,880 (dogs barking) 474 00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:20,215 (screaming) 475 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:20,882 Oh, shit! 476 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,304 Oh, no, that's it, that's a dog! 477 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,931 That's a damn dog, shit! 478 00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:31,851 I can't stand this bullshit right here, 479 00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:36,106 it's too much bullshit, I can't deal with this! 480 00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:38,149 (groaning) 481 00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:45,657 Damnit! 482 00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:49,661 Man, I hope Chris is home, man. 483 00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:52,455 Ow! 484 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:57,585 Oh, my ass! 485 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,924 (groaning) 486 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,099 - [Chris] Who is it? 487 00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:12,434 - It's me, Brandon. 488 00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:14,477 - [Chris] Brandon? 489 00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:15,979 - [Brandon] Yeah, man. 490 00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:20,066 - Man, what is you come crawling to my apartment for, 491 00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:23,778 you be tripping, hold on man, hold on, alright. 492 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,660 - [Brandon] Look man... 493 00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:31,911 - Did anybody see you? 494 00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:34,414 - I don't know, but that old lady, 495 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,666 looking out her door peeping at me. 496 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:41,254 - Why are you in your underwear 497 00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:42,964 at five o'clock in the morning? 498 00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:46,009 - Listen, man, this is what happened, alright, 499 00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:48,511 I got kicked out of my own house by the girl 500 00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:52,098 I was dating, Sophia, she throws me out of my house 501 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:55,643 with my clothes I'm wearing, lost my suit, 502 00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:58,563 dog chases me, rips my suit up in half, 503 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,565 I don't have shoes, socks no more. 504 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,067 - Oh, my God. - That's why I'm 505 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,109 butt naked, comin' over here, 506 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:04,736 talking to you now. 507 00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:07,072 - Hey, you gotta leave these crazy girls alone, man. 508 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,407 - It was good, I put it in, I put it in, 509 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,867 and then I came on out, 510 00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:12,619 didn't know what happened after that. 511 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:16,790 I wake up about three o'clock, three thirty, maybe four, 512 00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:19,501 okay, before I came over here. 513 00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,461 I look at her, she asks me a question, 514 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:24,047 the question is, how was it for you? 515 00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:26,758 My dumb ass looks at her and tells the truth 516 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,594 and says I've had better. 517 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,638 - Why would you say something like that? 518 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,556 - I don't know, Chris! 519 00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:36,101 I don't know! - Ah, man! 520 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:38,603 - I'm telling the truth, all of a sudden I don't 521 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:41,231 know what is happening to me at this point, 522 00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:43,274 but the shit is ridiculous. 523 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:47,612 - All you can do is tell the truth? 524 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:48,822 - I don't usually tell the truth when I get 525 00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:50,490 a girl, you know this, Chris, 526 00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:53,159 now I don't even know what to do now. 527 00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:55,537 - Well, I've got your spare key. 528 00:24:58,373 --> 00:24:59,791 - Yeah, I'm gonna need that. 529 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:03,086 - You can crash on the couch 'til the morning. 530 00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:06,006 You know what you gotta do. 531 00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:08,633 (slow R&B music) 532 00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:38,204 - Hey, I'm gonna hit you right back, okay? 533 00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:39,539 Alright, alright, peace. 534 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,583 - Hey, what's going on, man? 535 00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:42,959 - How you doing? 536 00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:45,545 - Yo, I just came into your office 'cause 537 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:47,881 Southwest Airlines wants to do a commercial with us 538 00:25:47,922 --> 00:25:49,966 followed by another TV show, alright, 539 00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:53,762 it's a new one too, on My Network TV? 540 00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,388 It's called Flippin' Ain't Easy? 541 00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:57,974 - Hey, guess what? 542 00:25:58,016 --> 00:25:59,225 - [Brandon] Yeah? 543 00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:02,187 - I met this chick, man, she was beautiful, bro. 544 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:06,900 Like she, blindingly, it was like looking at Jesus, 545 00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:09,652 she was so beautiful, man, I just, 546 00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:12,072 I said, oh my God, I gotta have her. 547 00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:16,034 I got her number, last name, what was her last name, uh... 548 00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:18,536 Her last name was Charles, man, she was beautiful, man- 549 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:19,496 - [Brandon] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 550 00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:22,082 what's her first name? 551 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:24,376 - I didn't get it, I didn't get her first name. 552 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,711 - Well, that reminds me too, 553 00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:28,755 another woman came into my office earlier 554 00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:31,424 this week and her name was Adrianna Charles. 555 00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:33,968 - They might be sisters. 556 00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:35,762 - [Brandon] You thinking what I'm thinking? 557 00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:37,305 - Let's take 'em to Michael Jackson! 558 00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:37,972 - Yeah! 559 00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:43,937 - [Chris] Hey, they gonna love that, 560 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,397 we gonna bang out after that! 561 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:46,731 - They gonna love that. 562 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:47,691 - [Chris] Can't no woman to to the 563 00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:49,609 Michael Jackson show and not... 564 00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,569 - Man, they gonna love that Michael Jackson! 565 00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:53,780 Man, I'll tell you, man, look dope. 566 00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:55,198 - Yeah, I'll see you at the gym in the morning, 567 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,366 you know what I mean. 568 00:26:56,408 --> 00:26:58,284 - [Brandon] Alright, peace. 569 00:26:58,326 --> 00:27:00,704 (upbeat rap music) 570 00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,816 - Shit, that's a nice ass car right there you got. 571 00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:32,027 - [Brandon] Yo man, what's up? 572 00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:38,199 What's up, G? 573 00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:39,284 - You ready? 574 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:40,452 - [Brandon] Ready. 575 00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:43,663 - Hey. - What's up. 576 00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,331 - Gettin' a workout in. 577 00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:46,583 - You already know, man. 578 00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:48,084 - What you about to do? 579 00:27:49,294 --> 00:27:50,670 What, you gotta date? 580 00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,380 - I might have one. - Why don't you 581 00:27:52,422 --> 00:27:54,758 work out with us, man? 582 00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:57,844 - Y'all don't go hard like I go hard. 583 00:27:57,886 --> 00:27:59,804 - Really man, I went hard yesterday 584 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,639 on a cheeseburger. - On a cheeseburger? 585 00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:03,767 - On four of 'em. 586 00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:06,770 - You got something on your lip right there. 587 00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:12,817 - Alright, alright, man. - I'll catch ya later. 588 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:13,610 What's up, man? 589 00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,570 - Hey, Jesus, what's up? 590 00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:17,530 - Hey, why you guys call me Jesus, man? 591 00:28:17,572 --> 00:28:19,741 You know my name is Jesus. 592 00:28:19,783 --> 00:28:21,701 - You remember last time he knocked that dude 593 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,244 out for calling him Jesus? 594 00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:24,496 - Oh yeah, oh yeah. 595 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:25,872 - Why you gotta bring that up man, 596 00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:27,665 you know I'm still on probation for that shit. 597 00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:29,834 - Oh, hey, I got a new trainer. 598 00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:32,087 - Who? - His name is the Vyborg. 599 00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:34,714 - The Vyborg? - Yeah. 600 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,216 - Where'd you find that at? 601 00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:38,259 - Uh, Craigslist. 602 00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:39,135 - [Both] Craigslist?! 603 00:28:39,177 --> 00:28:40,804 - Yeah, I find everything there. 604 00:28:40,845 --> 00:28:42,389 - Hope you didn't find him on the back page. 605 00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:44,974 - Nah, he wasn't there. 606 00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:48,186 That girl last night, she was from there though. 607 00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:49,312 (laughing) 608 00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,605 - What's he look like? 609 00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:53,650 - Oh, that's him right there. 610 00:28:53,692 --> 00:28:56,236 - [Jesus] Damn, hell no! 611 00:28:56,277 --> 00:28:57,570 - Y'all ready? 612 00:28:57,612 --> 00:28:59,781 - Am I ready, I was born ready! 613 00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:05,286 - I'm ready too... - Y'all ain't ready. 614 00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:11,793 Come on, fat boy, I ain't got time for this shit. 615 00:29:13,169 --> 00:29:15,797 We got work to do, hey, pump them legs. 616 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,428 - It's been easy so far. 617 00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:22,804 - It's just a warm up. 618 00:29:30,687 --> 00:29:34,816 (struggling and heavy breathing) 619 00:29:38,361 --> 00:29:39,738 - My ass hurts! 620 00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:41,865 - Get up on the machine, huh?! 621 00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:46,911 - Alright, I'm gonna be over there. 622 00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:49,539 - Ah, man, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go... 623 00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:55,462 (thump) 624 00:29:55,503 --> 00:29:57,047 - Get your bitch ass up. 625 00:29:59,090 --> 00:30:02,093 When I say another one, you go grab the weight. 626 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:04,929 20, 30, they're right here. 627 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:07,015 I got something special for you. 628 00:30:07,057 --> 00:30:11,519 - Alright, yeah, I'm about to tear it up in here. 629 00:30:11,561 --> 00:30:13,938 I'm about to tear it up! 630 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:15,398 Where my weights at? 631 00:30:17,609 --> 00:30:18,985 (laughing) 632 00:30:19,027 --> 00:30:20,987 - You might wanna put a shirt on. 633 00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:24,908 - [Brandon] Man, he gave me little ones, man. 634 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:33,625 - Y'all want muscle, keep them elbows straight. 635 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:35,168 You don't know nothing about weights, 636 00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:39,089 you've never even touched a weight in your life. 637 00:30:39,130 --> 00:30:43,843 Y'all keep doing this, ten sets and ten reps, 638 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,637 and if you ain't tired, keep going. 639 00:30:45,679 --> 00:30:47,555 I'll catch you all tomorrow. 640 00:30:47,597 --> 00:30:48,932 - What? - Tomorrow? 641 00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:51,518 - Tomorrow? - Man, it's that Craigslist 642 00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:52,686 shit, man. - How much you say 643 00:30:52,727 --> 00:30:54,646 you paid for him? - $29.95. 644 00:30:54,688 --> 00:30:57,732 - Figures. - Bullshit, man. 645 00:30:57,774 --> 00:30:59,609 - I don't know but you're lifting those 646 00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:01,319 big ass weights, man. 647 00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:03,405 (laughing) 648 00:31:05,407 --> 00:31:06,491 - Y'all laugh! 649 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:12,288 - [Jesus] So, how's things going business-wise? 650 00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:14,207 - Ah, business-wise, it's going pretty good, 651 00:31:14,249 --> 00:31:15,875 not too bad, you know how it goes, you know what I mean? 652 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:19,462 A couple business deals, you know. 653 00:31:19,504 --> 00:31:22,215 Like, this other week I had a business deal with 654 00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:25,927 one of the prestigious, what is it, I forgot the name, 655 00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:30,890 Noxzema, Noxzema was in there. 656 00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:33,309 They gave me a two point five million deal. 657 00:31:33,351 --> 00:31:34,561 (whistle) 658 00:31:34,602 --> 00:31:36,563 - Nice. - It's all good. 659 00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:39,232 - So with that being said, 660 00:31:39,274 --> 00:31:42,027 a five year commercial, 10. 661 00:31:42,068 --> 00:31:44,195 Man, what's going on with you, man? 662 00:31:44,237 --> 00:31:46,489 What's going on with you, Jesus? 663 00:31:46,531 --> 00:31:49,993 - Oh man, just, you know, doing what I do. 664 00:31:52,454 --> 00:31:54,039 Whenever I get to do it. 665 00:31:55,832 --> 00:31:56,916 - Well, you been spending a lot of time 666 00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:58,668 with days off, how's your girl doing? 667 00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:00,503 - Oh man, she's good, man, 668 00:32:00,545 --> 00:32:01,463 she's good people. 669 00:32:04,049 --> 00:32:07,802 - I had a quick question, man. - What's up? 670 00:32:07,844 --> 00:32:10,055 - What do you think about marriage? 671 00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:12,640 - Oh, man, you know, I've been married before. 672 00:32:12,682 --> 00:32:14,100 - [Brandon] Yeah? 673 00:32:14,142 --> 00:32:15,643 - Yeah, it didn't work out so good, man, 674 00:32:15,685 --> 00:32:17,645 it's hard to be married, man. 675 00:32:17,687 --> 00:32:20,357 There's too many women out here. 676 00:32:20,398 --> 00:32:23,735 You know, women get to chasing you, 677 00:32:23,777 --> 00:32:25,612 usually you can't run fast enough 678 00:32:25,653 --> 00:32:27,155 to get away from them. 679 00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:31,159 - Shoot man, now I'm thinking about Adrianna so much, 680 00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:34,079 Adrianna was so good, I wanna ask her to date. 681 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,955 But like I told you, the only thing is 682 00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:38,208 she's married to that Lance Johnson. 683 00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:42,212 - Well, she ain't married yet, you know. 684 00:32:42,253 --> 00:32:45,382 - Is marriage a thing I should do, or not? 685 00:32:45,423 --> 00:32:47,550 - Well, you gotta do what's right for you, 686 00:32:47,592 --> 00:32:49,052 I support you either way. 687 00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:50,845 - Yeah, how you feel about her? 688 00:32:50,887 --> 00:32:53,181 Does she make you feel that way? 689 00:32:53,223 --> 00:32:56,142 - If I actually had to pick one, eventually, 690 00:32:56,184 --> 00:32:58,978 I think I'd pick Adrianna. 691 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:01,981 She's fine, she's beautiful, prestigious. 692 00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:03,858 Come on, man, you can't beat that. 693 00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:07,404 If anything, that's the one I'd pick. 694 00:33:07,445 --> 00:33:10,448 - Hey man, you gotta do what's best for you. 695 00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:13,284 - Yeah, gotta do what's best for me. 696 00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:16,454 But sometimes, you meet a lady like that, 697 00:33:16,496 --> 00:33:20,667 you always gotta think she might be the perfect romance. 698 00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:22,210 - The perfect romance. 699 00:33:24,462 --> 00:33:26,006 (laughing) 700 00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:28,008 - [Chris] Let's get up out of here, man. 701 00:33:28,049 --> 00:33:30,802 (upbeat rap music) 702 00:33:55,493 --> 00:33:58,121 (women mumbling) 703 00:34:12,969 --> 00:34:15,555 - Rhonda, you sure you're not Rhonda, 704 00:34:15,597 --> 00:34:17,098 we can change your name? 705 00:34:19,601 --> 00:34:21,144 - [Woman] Sorry. 706 00:34:24,064 --> 00:34:25,732 - Rhonda? 707 00:34:25,774 --> 00:34:27,400 Hey, how you doing? 708 00:34:27,442 --> 00:34:28,902 - [Rhonda] I'm doing pretty good. 709 00:34:28,943 --> 00:34:31,404 - I'm doing pretty good myself. 710 00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:33,239 Your outfit, I see you, with your hair, 711 00:34:33,281 --> 00:34:36,242 your colorful coat and everything like that. 712 00:34:36,284 --> 00:34:40,080 - Oh yeah, this from Jamaica, I got this from there. 713 00:34:40,121 --> 00:34:41,331 - [Brandon] Oh okay, you Jamaican? 714 00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:45,585 - No, I just got it from one of my people there. 715 00:34:45,627 --> 00:34:49,130 - [Brandon] Oh, okay, you made it together? 716 00:34:52,050 --> 00:34:54,260 Well, you look good, you look good. 717 00:34:54,302 --> 00:34:56,596 By the way, I'm Brandon Donovan. 718 00:34:56,638 --> 00:34:58,473 - Oh, you Brandon? 719 00:34:58,515 --> 00:35:00,266 - [Brandon] Yes. 720 00:35:00,308 --> 00:35:04,354 - Oh, you just so fine, you just so, so fine. 721 00:35:04,396 --> 00:35:06,940 And I just, something about the way, 722 00:35:06,981 --> 00:35:09,109 you just so sexy and everything, 723 00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:11,194 and I hear your voice on the radio 724 00:35:11,236 --> 00:35:14,781 and it just turns me on, it turns me on so much. 725 00:35:14,823 --> 00:35:16,116 - Oh, thank you very much, 726 00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:17,742 you know, I appreciate it. 727 00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:19,703 You know, I just work hard and work on the radio 728 00:35:19,744 --> 00:35:23,248 and television, working with many artists, you know, 729 00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:26,084 and just try to just, you know, do me as much as I can. 730 00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:29,254 You know, that's what it all means. 731 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:31,214 So, I mean, what do you do? 732 00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:34,134 - Well, I really don't do anything. 733 00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:36,344 - [Brandon] Really, nothing at all? 734 00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:39,305 - I don't do anything, I would like to do you. 735 00:35:39,347 --> 00:35:41,266 - [Brandon] You would like to do me? 736 00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:43,935 Wow... - Stop being on your phone, 737 00:35:45,228 --> 00:35:46,980 like Tanisha and all the rest of them, 738 00:35:47,022 --> 00:35:49,858 stop being on your phone, you're a fool. 739 00:35:52,694 --> 00:35:56,990 - I didn't know they was so disruptive. 740 00:35:57,032 --> 00:35:58,992 But anyway, about doing me, 741 00:35:59,034 --> 00:36:01,161 let's talk about your sexy ass. 742 00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:03,038 You know, I see you got your hair going on, 743 00:36:03,079 --> 00:36:05,290 it kinda looks like the McDonald's arch. 744 00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:07,083 - Excuse me, my hair does not look like no 745 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:08,460 McDonald's arch- - I'm sorry- 746 00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:10,628 - My hair looks like the Staten Island Bridge, 747 00:36:10,670 --> 00:36:14,341 for your information. - Oh, wow, hey, well, 748 00:36:14,382 --> 00:36:17,344 that's great, that's great, that's great. 749 00:36:17,385 --> 00:36:20,180 It looks like the Staten Island Bridge, that's great. 750 00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:22,015 I've crossed it many of times, 751 00:36:22,057 --> 00:36:24,517 I've crossed it many of times. 752 00:36:24,559 --> 00:36:26,394 - Hello, get off of your phone, get off. 753 00:36:26,436 --> 00:36:29,022 - I don't want no salad today, I ain't on a diet no more. 754 00:36:29,064 --> 00:36:29,898 I don't want no salad! 755 00:36:29,939 --> 00:36:31,232 - You need to be. 756 00:36:34,152 --> 00:36:36,863 - [Brandon] They must be married for 25 years. 757 00:36:36,905 --> 00:36:37,989 - I have no idea. 758 00:36:39,282 --> 00:36:40,909 (banging on the counter) 759 00:36:40,950 --> 00:36:43,036 - Anyway, you said you wanna do me, 760 00:36:43,078 --> 00:36:44,454 let's talk about your sexy ass look 761 00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:47,165 like a Bonneville Cadillac. 762 00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:50,877 I'm sorry, wait a minute, I didn't mean to- 763 00:36:50,919 --> 00:36:52,337 Damnit, damnit, damnit! 764 00:36:56,383 --> 00:36:59,969 - I thought I told you to get your punk ass up. 765 00:37:06,101 --> 00:37:09,062 - Fuck, she too damn stoned to 766 00:37:09,104 --> 00:37:11,439 be punching somebody like that. 767 00:37:15,151 --> 00:37:16,903 - Alright, alright, coming to the stage, 768 00:37:16,945 --> 00:37:18,655 we got Michael Jackson! 769 00:37:21,616 --> 00:37:25,036 - Thank you very much, thank you, thank you. 770 00:37:27,455 --> 00:37:29,249 Before I get this song right here, 771 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:32,502 I just want to invite a little someone onstage, 772 00:37:34,462 --> 00:37:37,757 how about you right there in that shirt. 773 00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:40,301 (audience clapping) 774 00:37:47,058 --> 00:37:49,894 Yes, yes, as you step on the stage. 775 00:37:51,229 --> 00:37:54,649 Let's have you stand here and don't be shy. 776 00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:58,528 Hit it. 777 00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,447 - So, what y'all been up to, man? 778 00:38:00,488 --> 00:38:03,283 - Man, you know me man, just trying to be faithful. 779 00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:05,785 - Oh, now you're trying to be faithful, Mr. Player? 780 00:38:05,827 --> 00:38:06,828 Is that what you're trying to do? 781 00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:07,871 - Hey, when you find the one, 782 00:38:07,912 --> 00:38:09,247 you find the one, right? 783 00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:11,124 - Oh, so now you've found the one, 784 00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:12,083 see, he found the one now. 785 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:14,586 - Yeah, right, the one. 786 00:38:14,627 --> 00:38:16,588 - See, see, see, I remember, 787 00:38:16,629 --> 00:38:20,300 see back in the day, when we was the mail clerks, 788 00:38:20,342 --> 00:38:22,469 back in the day, this day right here used 789 00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:24,262 to have two to five women back at his place 790 00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:26,139 like it was nothing. - All the time. 791 00:38:26,181 --> 00:38:27,640 - All the time. - Banging them 792 00:38:27,682 --> 00:38:29,601 in the mail room. - All day, 793 00:38:29,642 --> 00:38:31,936 and never got caught at it. 794 00:38:31,978 --> 00:38:33,646 - Hey, you know what, man, 795 00:38:33,688 --> 00:38:37,067 sometimes you just gotta grow up and get out of that. 796 00:38:37,108 --> 00:38:40,278 You can't just be banging them all the time, forever. 797 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,654 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, 798 00:38:41,696 --> 00:38:45,825 is this the Mr. Player that gets it in all day long, 799 00:38:45,867 --> 00:38:47,494 got a date every night, 800 00:38:47,535 --> 00:38:50,455 banging them girls like it ain't no nothing, 801 00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:53,291 am I talking to this brother right here? 802 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:54,250 - Yep. 803 00:38:54,292 --> 00:38:55,502 - That's him. - Come on man, 804 00:38:55,543 --> 00:38:57,671 you got a girl waiting at your house right now, 805 00:38:57,712 --> 00:38:59,464 come on, man. - Yep, same girl though. 806 00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:01,591 - How long you been dating this girl? 807 00:39:01,633 --> 00:39:03,468 - I've been seeing her for a little while now, 808 00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:06,179 six or seven months. - Oh, okay, alright. 809 00:39:06,221 --> 00:39:08,348 - That's a long time for me. 810 00:39:08,390 --> 00:39:10,850 - Man, you should've saw the date I had last night. 811 00:39:10,892 --> 00:39:12,852 - How was it, was it the Jamaican chick? 812 00:39:12,894 --> 00:39:14,020 - Yeah, remember I told you about, 813 00:39:14,062 --> 00:39:14,854 remember I told you? 814 00:39:14,896 --> 00:39:16,648 - How'd that go? 815 00:39:16,690 --> 00:39:18,400 - Let's just say she got a punch like Joe Frazier. 816 00:39:18,441 --> 00:39:19,359 (laughing) 817 00:39:19,401 --> 00:39:20,485 See this tooth? 818 00:39:23,071 --> 00:39:25,031 Yeah, she loosened that for me. 819 00:39:25,073 --> 00:39:26,700 - Got clocked by a Jamaican, huh? 820 00:39:26,741 --> 00:39:29,285 - But here's the thing, here's the thing, 821 00:39:29,327 --> 00:39:31,746 I realize by me telling the truth now, 822 00:39:31,788 --> 00:39:34,165 that I didn't mean to say this now, 823 00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:35,125 it's been really weird, I've been going 824 00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:36,084 on dates saying this. 825 00:39:36,126 --> 00:39:37,502 - What did you say? 826 00:39:37,544 --> 00:39:39,254 - Listen, when she asked because she said, 827 00:39:39,295 --> 00:39:41,464 I said yeah, let's talk about your sexy booty, 828 00:39:41,506 --> 00:39:44,175 she was all yeah, then she did the tongue roll thing, 829 00:39:44,217 --> 00:39:46,136 I was like, shit, I'm about to get it in tonight. 830 00:39:46,177 --> 00:39:47,387 - She liked the booty? - Yes. 831 00:39:47,429 --> 00:39:48,888 - Oh, okay. - But then when 832 00:39:48,930 --> 00:39:50,557 I said man, your ass is like the back of 833 00:39:50,598 --> 00:39:54,436 a Bonneville Cadillac bumper, got knocked out cold. 834 00:39:57,313 --> 00:39:58,732 And guess who was there? 835 00:39:58,773 --> 00:40:01,234 - Who? - Remember the trainer? 836 00:40:01,276 --> 00:40:02,569 - Yeah, yeah. - Remember the trainer 837 00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:04,237 we was working out with? - From Craiglist. 838 00:40:04,279 --> 00:40:05,488 - The craigslist dude? - Know what he 839 00:40:05,530 --> 00:40:08,700 looked at me and said? - What? 840 00:40:08,742 --> 00:40:10,660 - Man, get your punk ass up. 841 00:40:12,787 --> 00:40:14,581 - [Chris] I gotta use the bathroom. 842 00:40:14,622 --> 00:40:16,791 - Next up coming to the stage... 843 00:40:19,627 --> 00:40:21,629 - And how much is enough? 844 00:40:22,964 --> 00:40:24,966 - What you mean, man? 845 00:40:25,008 --> 00:40:27,927 - I mean, you're dating all these chicks, 846 00:40:27,969 --> 00:40:30,430 messing around, putting your willy 847 00:40:30,472 --> 00:40:33,141 in everything you can possibly find, 848 00:40:33,183 --> 00:40:34,684 but how long until 849 00:40:34,726 --> 00:40:37,645 you find that one? - Well, I mean basically, 850 00:40:39,397 --> 00:40:41,691 I learn from you, I mean, come on, man. 851 00:40:41,733 --> 00:40:42,567 We grew up in this business, 852 00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:44,235 we've been friends for how long, 853 00:40:44,277 --> 00:40:45,945 20, 22 years? - Yeah. 854 00:40:45,987 --> 00:40:47,280 - Come on, man, we've been in this business, 855 00:40:47,322 --> 00:40:49,199 I learn from you and how to get the lady, 856 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,700 how to satisfy the lady, 857 00:40:50,742 --> 00:40:52,869 how to know what the lady wants and needs, 858 00:40:52,911 --> 00:40:54,412 come on, man, you've been doing this for 859 00:40:54,454 --> 00:40:56,289 nearly 20 years, I've been around you. 860 00:40:56,331 --> 00:40:59,209 - Yeah, but man, it gets old, man. 861 00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:02,462 It gets old. - Yeah, but I feel 862 00:41:02,504 --> 00:41:05,048 like I'm the hottest, I feel like I can have 863 00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:06,383 any girl I want at this point. 864 00:41:06,424 --> 00:41:09,094 - I feel like that, too. 865 00:41:09,135 --> 00:41:10,595 - [Brandon] But next week I'm going out on a date- 866 00:41:10,637 --> 00:41:12,639 - [Jesus] Oh, with Chris, nice. 867 00:41:12,681 --> 00:41:14,974 - Yeah, see, Chris got a date too. 868 00:41:15,016 --> 00:41:16,518 - You got a date, huh? 869 00:41:16,559 --> 00:41:18,645 - Yeah, her name is Ashley Rose. 870 00:41:18,687 --> 00:41:21,481 - Ashley Rose. - We think her 871 00:41:21,523 --> 00:41:23,525 and Adrianna are sisters. 872 00:41:24,776 --> 00:41:26,820 - See, Ashley Rose is her sister, 873 00:41:26,861 --> 00:41:28,446 her name is Ashley Rose Charles. 874 00:41:28,488 --> 00:41:29,989 So basically, with that being said, 875 00:41:30,031 --> 00:41:32,992 they might be sisters, so we going on a date- 876 00:41:33,034 --> 00:41:34,202 - Double date. 877 00:41:34,244 --> 00:41:38,331 - To see Michael Jackson do Billy Jean perform. 878 00:41:38,373 --> 00:41:39,457 - Nice. 879 00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:41,334 - Not Michael Jackson. 880 00:41:41,376 --> 00:41:43,211 - Not like Michael Jackson. 881 00:41:46,548 --> 00:41:49,801 - Man, so how y'all been doing man? 882 00:41:49,843 --> 00:41:52,846 - I've been doing great, man, I can't complain at all. 883 00:41:52,887 --> 00:41:54,347 - Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, 884 00:41:54,389 --> 00:41:56,349 I've been fantastic. - Yeah? 885 00:41:56,391 --> 00:41:58,768 - Met the one, and you know what, 886 00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:01,187 I think I'm about to call it a night. 887 00:42:01,229 --> 00:42:02,439 - Oh yeah? - I'd love to stay 888 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,858 around and hang out with your hard legs 889 00:42:04,899 --> 00:42:07,777 but I'd rather go live with some soft ones. 890 00:42:07,819 --> 00:42:09,612 - I feel you. - Okay, Jesus. 891 00:42:09,654 --> 00:42:11,114 - Y'all have a nice night. 892 00:42:11,156 --> 00:42:15,326 - Pray for us, Jesus. - It's Jesus, not Jesus. 893 00:42:15,368 --> 00:42:16,494 (laughing) 894 00:42:16,536 --> 00:42:19,205 - He just got the last time! 895 00:42:19,247 --> 00:42:20,832 (audience clapping) 896 00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:24,586 - [Chris] Hey man, do what you gotta do, man. 897 00:42:24,627 --> 00:42:27,589 - [Brandon] Cheers, be careful, you too. 898 00:42:31,676 --> 00:42:33,053 - [Woman] You know I got a meeting in the morning, 899 00:42:33,094 --> 00:42:35,096 I don't know why you had me up so early. 900 00:42:35,138 --> 00:42:38,141 - [Woman] It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 901 00:42:42,354 --> 00:42:46,900 - We just got our drink, how is yours almost gone? 902 00:42:46,941 --> 00:42:50,779 Didn't you just get out of AA? - Yeah, he picked me up. 903 00:42:53,406 --> 00:42:55,950 - Hey, hey, what's happening, Ashley? 904 00:42:57,577 --> 00:42:59,704 It's a pleasure seeing you again, 905 00:42:59,746 --> 00:43:00,663 and who is this? 906 00:43:02,123 --> 00:43:04,751 - Oh, this is my sister, Adrianna. 907 00:43:04,793 --> 00:43:07,170 - Adrianna, pleasure to meet you. 908 00:43:07,212 --> 00:43:09,964 - Pleasure's all mine. - Yes, Brandon Donovan 909 00:43:10,006 --> 00:43:13,093 told me about you. - You know Brandon? 910 00:43:13,134 --> 00:43:15,220 - Yeah, that's my partner, we work together. 911 00:43:15,261 --> 00:43:17,263 - Oh, alright. 912 00:43:17,305 --> 00:43:19,849 - Speaking of the devil. 913 00:43:19,891 --> 00:43:23,228 - What's up Brandon? - Chris, how you doing 914 00:43:23,269 --> 00:43:25,438 lovely ladies, how you doing? 915 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,233 Yeah, Michael Jackson is tonight, yeah. 916 00:43:30,652 --> 00:43:32,362 What's up with your date, man? 917 00:43:32,404 --> 00:43:34,614 - Hey, she's beautiful, Ashley. 918 00:43:34,656 --> 00:43:36,658 - How you doing, Ashley? 919 00:43:41,204 --> 00:43:42,706 (giggling) 920 00:43:42,747 --> 00:43:44,708 You alright, she alright? 921 00:43:46,334 --> 00:43:47,836 Chris, she's drunk. 922 00:43:52,382 --> 00:43:54,134 - You know, I like drunk girls. 923 00:43:54,175 --> 00:43:57,721 - It's okay, we about to get the party started! 924 00:43:59,764 --> 00:44:02,851 - Billy Jean, Billy, Michael Jackson! 925 00:44:13,111 --> 00:44:17,073 - See, here's the thing, when you love somebody, 926 00:44:17,115 --> 00:44:20,660 you wouldn't be out here right now at the club, drinking. 927 00:44:20,702 --> 00:44:23,288 You would be at home with him, snuggling, 928 00:44:23,329 --> 00:44:26,791 watching a movie, caring for him, he's caring for you. 929 00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:30,754 Hugging under the covers, making love like usual. 930 00:44:30,795 --> 00:44:34,049 - Not everybody has that type of relationship. 931 00:44:35,884 --> 00:44:39,387 We're a power couple. - See, see, that's not love. 932 00:44:40,805 --> 00:44:43,433 See, if you had to make appearances, 933 00:44:43,475 --> 00:44:45,977 everybody has to know that you're a power couple. 934 00:44:46,019 --> 00:44:50,857 It's just you and that other person, it's intimate. 935 00:44:50,899 --> 00:44:54,527 See, that could be me and you as a power couple. 936 00:44:54,569 --> 00:44:57,113 I just don't wanna just be seen with you by everybody else, 937 00:44:57,155 --> 00:44:59,032 I just wanna have a private moment with you. 938 00:44:59,074 --> 00:45:01,868 When you scared of somebody and you really like them, 939 00:45:01,910 --> 00:45:03,870 and you wanna say you love 'em, 940 00:45:03,912 --> 00:45:06,373 and you follow that particular path, 941 00:45:06,414 --> 00:45:07,957 they will love you too. 942 00:45:07,999 --> 00:45:10,543 See, see, you know Brandon Donovan 943 00:45:10,585 --> 00:45:12,921 but you don't know Brandon Donovan. 944 00:45:14,839 --> 00:45:18,134 Brandon Donovan, yeah, he's a radio host, he's a star, 945 00:45:18,176 --> 00:45:23,056 he's a marketing executive for this whole firm. 946 00:45:23,098 --> 00:45:25,892 - He's a player. - No, no, no, no, no, 947 00:45:25,934 --> 00:45:28,812 Brandon Donovan is also a caring, loving person 948 00:45:28,853 --> 00:45:30,689 that can have a relationship with somebody 949 00:45:30,730 --> 00:45:33,566 he has the other half for. 950 00:45:33,608 --> 00:45:35,610 But he can have the other half, 951 00:45:35,652 --> 00:45:37,487 he can definitely have you. 952 00:45:38,697 --> 00:45:41,908 - So, mister I can't tell a lie, 953 00:45:41,950 --> 00:45:44,244 what type of drawers do you have on right now? 954 00:45:44,285 --> 00:45:45,036 - Silky drawers. 955 00:45:46,996 --> 00:45:48,832 (sigh) 956 00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:53,169 (low-tempo R&B music) 957 00:46:02,470 --> 00:46:03,555 - It's too bad I have to go out 958 00:46:03,596 --> 00:46:04,931 and see Michael Jackson tonight. 959 00:46:04,973 --> 00:46:07,767 - He does a lot of kicks and spins, 960 00:46:07,809 --> 00:46:08,852 I swear, I thought his shoe was gonna 961 00:46:08,893 --> 00:46:11,396 come off and hit somebody in the face. 962 00:46:11,438 --> 00:46:12,188 - Yes, I can't wait! 963 00:46:12,230 --> 00:46:13,732 (laughing) 964 00:46:13,773 --> 00:46:15,025 It's gonna be so exciting. 965 00:46:15,066 --> 00:46:17,902 - Yeah, I'm sure you're gonna have a great time. 966 00:46:17,944 --> 00:46:19,154 - [Woman] Excuse me, I didn't mean 967 00:46:19,195 --> 00:46:20,530 to interrupt but it's been such a long time, 968 00:46:20,572 --> 00:46:22,782 I haven't seen you in forever, how have you been? 969 00:46:22,824 --> 00:46:24,409 - I'm good. - Let me give you 970 00:46:24,451 --> 00:46:25,702 this beer. - Thank you. 971 00:46:25,744 --> 00:46:26,911 - You're very welcome. - Thank you so much. 972 00:46:26,953 --> 00:46:28,413 - Thank you, nice to see you here. 973 00:46:28,455 --> 00:46:29,414 - Nice to see you. 974 00:46:31,666 --> 00:46:34,419 She's just someone from my past, okay? 975 00:46:34,461 --> 00:46:36,755 You have nothing to worry about. 976 00:46:36,796 --> 00:46:38,048 - It's okay, I'm going to see Michael Jackson 977 00:46:38,089 --> 00:46:40,592 with somebody else. - Well, can I see you 978 00:46:40,633 --> 00:46:44,429 when you get done, we can do what we did the last time? 979 00:46:47,557 --> 00:46:50,060 - Maybe... - Well, it looks 980 00:46:50,101 --> 00:46:53,980 like it's time for you to go so you don't miss your show. 981 00:46:54,022 --> 00:46:56,191 - I know, I should go. - Okay. 982 00:47:25,637 --> 00:47:27,555 - How you doing, Adrianna? 983 00:47:27,597 --> 00:47:28,848 - I'm well, how are you? 984 00:47:28,890 --> 00:47:31,393 - I'm doing alright, you look lovely tonight. 985 00:47:31,434 --> 00:47:33,061 - Thank you. 986 00:47:33,103 --> 00:47:35,730 - So, what are you doing in a place like this? 987 00:47:35,772 --> 00:47:39,150 - Well, I'm here with my fiance. 988 00:47:39,192 --> 00:47:42,237 - Oh, your fiance, I don't see him around? 989 00:47:44,114 --> 00:47:47,117 - He should be somewhere around here. 990 00:47:47,158 --> 00:47:51,037 - Oh okay, well, he's uh, if he's not here 991 00:47:51,079 --> 00:47:53,957 in the next 30 seconds, you're mine. 992 00:47:55,417 --> 00:47:58,294 - Do you really think that you have it like that? 993 00:47:58,336 --> 00:48:01,047 - Listen sweetheart, I'm Brandon Donovan. 994 00:48:01,089 --> 00:48:04,426 I can have anything I please, especially you. 995 00:48:06,761 --> 00:48:08,763 - Hey, hey, what's up. - Hey, baby. 996 00:48:08,805 --> 00:48:10,724 - How you doing, beautiful? - Good. 997 00:48:10,765 --> 00:48:12,934 - Look at you, mmm, what's up? 998 00:48:17,105 --> 00:48:21,151 - Just hanging out. - Hanging out with...? 999 00:48:21,192 --> 00:48:24,112 - Brandon Donovan, nice to meet you, sir. 1000 00:48:25,530 --> 00:48:26,614 - Lance. - Lance. 1001 00:48:28,616 --> 00:48:30,076 - Lance Johnson. - Lance Johnson, 1002 00:48:30,118 --> 00:48:32,996 nice to meet you. - Casual conversation? 1003 00:48:34,956 --> 00:48:37,959 - Yes, casual conversation. - Okay. 1004 00:48:41,171 --> 00:48:43,423 - Yeah, it's a regular casual conversation we're having, 1005 00:48:43,465 --> 00:48:46,968 we're just talking about the business in my office Monday. 1006 00:48:48,845 --> 00:48:49,929 - Really? 1007 00:48:49,971 --> 00:48:50,638 - Really. 1008 00:48:52,557 --> 00:48:54,976 When you get a chance, just give me a call. 1009 00:48:55,018 --> 00:48:57,896 I'll talk to you guys later, okay? 1010 00:48:57,937 --> 00:48:59,481 See you later, Lance. 1011 00:49:01,107 --> 00:49:05,779 - You have a good one, come back again, little fella. 1012 00:49:05,820 --> 00:49:07,322 - Ha. - What was that? 1013 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:16,915 - A casual conversation. - A casual conversation. 1014 00:49:16,956 --> 00:49:20,752 - Yes. - I'm gonna tell you this 1015 00:49:20,794 --> 00:49:22,337 one time and one time only. 1016 00:49:26,925 --> 00:49:30,887 I lost you once, I'm not gonna lose you again. 1017 00:49:30,929 --> 00:49:34,015 You belong on my side, you know that. 1018 00:49:35,934 --> 00:49:37,977 That ass is looking ripe, 1019 00:49:38,019 --> 00:49:41,940 I can't wait to get you out of that tonight. 1020 00:49:41,981 --> 00:49:45,110 (mid-tempo R&B music) 1021 00:49:53,034 --> 00:49:56,037 - It's funny though, you gonna get that MVP. 1022 00:49:59,749 --> 00:50:00,792 - Hey, what's going on, man. 1023 00:50:00,834 --> 00:50:02,919 - What's going on, brother? 1024 00:50:02,961 --> 00:50:05,088 - How y'all been? - Chillin'. 1025 00:50:07,132 --> 00:50:09,759 - Man, Cecil, Cecil, Cecil, bro. 1026 00:50:13,263 --> 00:50:17,809 You know me man, Brandon Donovan, radio host, 1027 00:50:17,851 --> 00:50:21,604 marketing executive, I'm on the radio every weekend. 1028 00:50:24,566 --> 00:50:26,151 - You my dude. 1029 00:50:26,192 --> 00:50:28,820 - Man, listen, I'm falling in love, bro. 1030 00:50:30,113 --> 00:50:31,698 I'm falling in love, man. 1031 00:50:31,740 --> 00:50:32,449 - [Cecil] You falling in love? 1032 00:50:32,490 --> 00:50:33,616 - Yeah. 1033 00:50:33,658 --> 00:50:35,493 - [Cecil] Love is lost. 1034 00:50:35,535 --> 00:50:36,745 - Love is lost? 1035 00:50:36,786 --> 00:50:40,123 Only thing I'm about to lose is me, the man, 1036 00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:45,879 Brandon Donovan, but you know who the girl is, though? 1037 00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,715 Adrianna Charles. - Adrianna Charles? 1038 00:50:48,757 --> 00:50:49,841 On the billboard? 1039 00:50:49,883 --> 00:50:51,718 - On the billboards. 1040 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,553 - [Cecil] Does she want you? 1041 00:50:53,595 --> 00:50:54,137 - I want her. 1042 00:50:57,140 --> 00:51:01,936 There's only one problem, she's got a ring. 1043 00:51:01,978 --> 00:51:04,189 She's engaged. - Who's her fiance? 1044 00:51:06,274 --> 00:51:08,902 - [Brandon] You won't believe what I'm about to say. 1045 00:51:08,943 --> 00:51:10,862 - Tell me. - Lance Johnson. 1046 00:51:14,366 --> 00:51:16,701 But my only thing is this, though. 1047 00:51:16,743 --> 00:51:18,328 Me, I can pull it from her. 1048 00:51:21,998 --> 00:51:26,086 - Brother, you can't fall in love with another man's woman, 1049 00:51:26,127 --> 00:51:28,505 first of all. - She does not want him. 1050 00:51:28,546 --> 00:51:31,007 I can tell she wants me, she wants me, man. 1051 00:51:31,049 --> 00:51:34,135 - [Cecil] You just told me, ring, engaged. 1052 00:51:36,513 --> 00:51:39,099 She took it. - Not for long. 1053 00:51:39,140 --> 00:51:40,934 - [Cecil] Leave her alone, 1054 00:51:40,975 --> 00:51:43,395 you gonna get yourself in trouble. 1055 00:51:43,436 --> 00:51:46,147 - Listen, man, listen, I'll tell you like this, okay? 1056 00:51:46,189 --> 00:51:48,274 How about this, I'll make a bet with you. 1057 00:51:48,316 --> 00:51:50,193 You got your new shop, matter of fact, 1058 00:51:50,235 --> 00:51:52,195 I'll even announce it, I'll even announce it. 1059 00:51:52,237 --> 00:51:55,699 Hey everybody, I am in love with Adrianna Charles. 1060 00:51:59,828 --> 00:52:03,456 I am in love with Adrianna Charles and I love her. 1061 00:52:03,498 --> 00:52:06,292 - Take your picture for the last time. 1062 00:52:06,334 --> 00:52:09,462 - Listen man, I'll tell you like this, 1063 00:52:09,504 --> 00:52:11,297 I'll make you a bet, I'll make you a bet. 1064 00:52:11,339 --> 00:52:13,383 I can pull any girl in here in your shop, 1065 00:52:13,425 --> 00:52:15,552 right now- - Whoa, listen here, 1066 00:52:22,058 --> 00:52:25,812 I'll bet anyone you can't get her number. 1067 00:52:25,854 --> 00:52:28,732 You get her number, then I got your back. 1068 00:52:31,735 --> 00:52:34,070 - Alright, that's what I'm talking about. 1069 00:52:34,112 --> 00:52:36,823 Watch, watch how it's schooled. 1070 00:52:36,865 --> 00:52:39,200 - [Cecil] I'm gonna root you on. 1071 00:52:43,079 --> 00:52:44,080 - Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt your 1072 00:52:44,122 --> 00:52:45,999 reading or anything like that, 1073 00:52:46,041 --> 00:52:48,335 but I just wanted to come over here 1074 00:52:48,376 --> 00:52:50,337 and just say that you are the most beautiful 1075 00:52:50,378 --> 00:52:53,506 woman I've ever seen up in this shop and, like I said, 1076 00:52:53,548 --> 00:52:56,634 I just wanted to talk to you just to get to know 1077 00:52:56,676 --> 00:52:59,304 you if I can, if that's okay with you. 1078 00:52:59,346 --> 00:53:02,891 Maybe take you out to dinner, go to a movie. 1079 00:53:02,932 --> 00:53:03,558 - Sure. 1080 00:53:07,771 --> 00:53:08,730 - Okay, Shaniqua? 1081 00:53:10,315 --> 00:53:12,817 Alright, I will definitely call you. 1082 00:53:15,570 --> 00:53:17,530 Is that okay with you? - That'd be fine. 1083 00:53:17,572 --> 00:53:17,989 - Alright. 1084 00:53:22,619 --> 00:53:24,746 (laughing) 1085 00:53:27,082 --> 00:53:31,378 - [Cecil] Hey, I commend you, I definitely commend you. 1086 00:53:31,419 --> 00:53:34,798 - Thank you, my brother, I appreciate that. 1087 00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:38,259 Hey, hey, like I said, 1088 00:53:40,095 --> 00:53:43,348 at the end of the day, Brandon Donovan? 1089 00:53:44,974 --> 00:53:48,520 Man, that was a great song by Chris Brown, Loyal, 1090 00:53:48,561 --> 00:53:50,063 man, that's a great song, wasn't it, man? 1091 00:53:50,105 --> 00:53:51,898 - Awe, yeah, you know them ain't loyal. 1092 00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:54,567 - Man, you already know. 1093 00:53:54,609 --> 00:53:56,403 - [Chris] I can't say that on the air but... 1094 00:53:56,444 --> 00:53:58,571 - Uh, no, we cannot, man, this is crazy. 1095 00:53:58,613 --> 00:54:00,740 Chris Brown is one of the few artists we have today 1096 00:54:00,782 --> 00:54:04,202 that's doing his thing and we've got news coming up next 1097 00:54:04,244 --> 00:54:08,206 right now, T.I., Tiny and Floyd Mayweather 1098 00:54:08,248 --> 00:54:12,043 in a brawl over who's who woman's is this, 1099 00:54:12,085 --> 00:54:13,169 what you think about that, Chris? 1100 00:54:13,211 --> 00:54:15,171 - That's that man's wife, man. 1101 00:54:15,213 --> 00:54:17,090 But when it comes to a boxer, 1102 00:54:17,132 --> 00:54:20,385 I will say don't put your hands towards 1103 00:54:20,427 --> 00:54:24,305 any boxer because they do that thing in the ring. 1104 00:54:24,347 --> 00:54:27,225 - I think personally, Mayweather, that has the hands, 1105 00:54:27,267 --> 00:54:30,145 and has been fighting for nearly 20 years, 1106 00:54:30,186 --> 00:54:32,063 will put the hands on you in the ring 1107 00:54:32,105 --> 00:54:33,273 and the street. - Yeah, I just say 1108 00:54:33,314 --> 00:54:35,608 check your wife, check your wife, 1109 00:54:35,650 --> 00:54:39,279 that's who you need to be checking on. 1110 00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,406 Not some other guy, not her friend. 1111 00:54:41,448 --> 00:54:43,616 - Exactly, if that's your friend, 1112 00:54:43,658 --> 00:54:45,452 don't worry about your friend, 1113 00:54:45,493 --> 00:54:48,371 the one that you've been with for a long time, 1114 00:54:48,413 --> 00:54:49,831 you need to ask questions, too. 1115 00:54:49,873 --> 00:54:51,666 - Exactly. 1116 00:54:51,708 --> 00:54:53,209 - Alright, folks, we gotta take a commercial break, 1117 00:54:53,251 --> 00:54:55,545 we'll be right back with more of the Brandon Donovan Show 1118 00:54:55,587 --> 00:54:56,588 and the inspiration moment, 1119 00:54:56,629 --> 00:54:58,131 before we go off the air, 1120 00:54:58,173 --> 00:54:59,924 coming up next in the song is Maxwell, 1121 00:54:59,966 --> 00:55:02,302 This Woman's Worth, right here, 1122 00:55:02,344 --> 00:55:04,721 stay here tuned on 1410 AM The Touch, 1123 00:55:04,763 --> 00:55:07,098 this is the Brandon Donovan Show. 1124 00:55:09,142 --> 00:55:10,352 - Good show, man. 1125 00:55:11,686 --> 00:55:15,273 What's wrong, man, you seem kinda, 1126 00:55:15,315 --> 00:55:18,443 you just kinda off today, man, you alright? 1127 00:55:20,570 --> 00:55:22,364 - I'm in love, man. 1128 00:55:22,405 --> 00:55:23,656 - [Chris] Love? 1129 00:55:23,698 --> 00:55:26,910 - Adrianna Charles, man, still. 1130 00:55:26,951 --> 00:55:29,621 After a couple of weeks, actually after a few months, 1131 00:55:29,662 --> 00:55:31,998 I haven't really been messing with any other women. 1132 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:33,458 I mean, besides that, I mean, 1133 00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:36,836 I haven't been really doing anything else. 1134 00:55:36,878 --> 00:55:38,630 She's been on my mind more than anything. 1135 00:55:38,672 --> 00:55:40,965 I don't know what else to do, man. 1136 00:55:41,007 --> 00:55:42,592 - Maybe you're in love. 1137 00:55:42,634 --> 00:55:44,969 - Adrianna does it all for me, man. 1138 00:55:45,011 --> 00:55:46,721 It's like even just in conversation with her, 1139 00:55:46,763 --> 00:55:48,890 she's the one, she's the one. 1140 00:55:52,143 --> 00:55:53,853 But I don't know, man, I don't know. 1141 00:55:53,895 --> 00:55:57,857 - Oh, I forgot to tell you. - What's up? 1142 00:55:57,899 --> 00:55:59,776 - She's getting married tomorrow. 1143 00:55:59,818 --> 00:56:01,361 - She's getting married tomorrow? 1144 00:56:01,403 --> 00:56:02,612 - [Chris] Tomorrow, man. 1145 00:56:02,654 --> 00:56:04,114 - When were you gonna tell me this? 1146 00:56:04,155 --> 00:56:08,159 - I forgot, drunk girl told me but we was drinking 1147 00:56:08,201 --> 00:56:10,412 and we was drinking. - Awe, man. 1148 00:56:11,746 --> 00:56:14,874 - I'm sorry, man, but what you gonna do? 1149 00:56:14,916 --> 00:56:16,960 - Well, I'm gonna have to do what my grandfather did. 1150 00:56:17,002 --> 00:56:18,211 - What'd he do? 1151 00:56:18,253 --> 00:56:19,129 - Well, he burned down a church 1152 00:56:19,170 --> 00:56:20,588 but I ain't gonna do that. 1153 00:56:20,630 --> 00:56:23,383 But what I'm gonna do is, 1154 00:56:23,425 --> 00:56:26,052 I'm gonna bust in there, I'm gonna go in there, 1155 00:56:26,094 --> 00:56:31,016 I'm gonna tell Adrianna how I feel on her wedding day. 1156 00:56:31,057 --> 00:56:34,644 And I don't care what Lance Johnson thinks about that. 1157 00:56:34,686 --> 00:56:36,312 - You know I like fighting, 1158 00:56:36,354 --> 00:56:38,231 you want me to call the goons? 1159 00:56:38,273 --> 00:56:41,568 - Nah, no, no don't call the goons, 1160 00:56:41,609 --> 00:56:43,570 I mean, we in church, I mean, 1161 00:56:43,611 --> 00:56:44,738 Lance Johnson throws a punch, 1162 00:56:44,779 --> 00:56:48,074 we tap his ass back but no goons. 1163 00:56:48,116 --> 00:56:49,325 Can't shoot in a church. 1164 00:56:49,367 --> 00:56:51,202 I ain't going to hell. 1165 00:56:51,244 --> 00:56:52,537 - Well, Brandon, no matter what, bro, 1166 00:56:52,579 --> 00:56:54,998 I got your back so whatever it is, 1167 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,375 if that's what you wanna do, I'm with you. 1168 00:56:57,417 --> 00:56:59,961 You're my guy. - Alright, man. 1169 00:57:00,003 --> 00:57:01,588 - [Chris] Alright. 1170 00:57:01,629 --> 00:57:05,759 - I'll tell you what though, we gotta get back on air. 1171 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:09,888 And that was Maxwell with This Woman's Worth. 1172 00:57:09,929 --> 00:57:13,558 For the inspirational moment before we go off the air, 1173 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,811 I just want to do a confessional moment, Chris, 1174 00:57:16,853 --> 00:57:20,899 and with that being said, I've never done this before. 1175 00:57:20,940 --> 00:57:24,569 - Okay, alright, what you gonna do? 1176 00:57:24,611 --> 00:57:25,820 - I think I'm gonna do a confessional moment 1177 00:57:25,862 --> 00:57:27,739 instead of an inspirational moment. 1178 00:57:27,781 --> 00:57:30,367 - A confessional moment, okay, alright, 1179 00:57:30,408 --> 00:57:32,660 well let me introduce you on this. 1180 00:57:34,621 --> 00:57:38,333 Ladies and gentlemen, for the Brandon Donovan Show, 1181 00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:40,877 I'm Chris Mansion, so everybody gather 1182 00:57:40,919 --> 00:57:44,589 around their radios, tell everybody, 1183 00:57:44,631 --> 00:57:48,968 it's the Brandon Donovan Confessional Moment. 1184 00:57:49,010 --> 00:57:50,637 Brandon, take us away. 1185 00:57:50,679 --> 00:57:52,514 - Folks, and the 60 million listeners 1186 00:57:52,555 --> 00:57:54,432 that are listening out here, 1187 00:57:54,474 --> 00:57:56,893 here on the Brandon Donovan Show, 1188 00:57:56,935 --> 00:57:58,687 I just want to let you know that the love 1189 00:57:58,728 --> 00:58:01,398 of my life is the prestigious woman that 1190 00:58:01,439 --> 00:58:03,650 you all truly know that either has defended 1191 00:58:03,692 --> 00:58:06,528 you in court or has sent you to jail. 1192 00:58:08,863 --> 00:58:13,368 Ladies and gentlemen, I am in love with Adrianna Charles. 1193 00:58:13,410 --> 00:58:16,162 Adrianna, if you're listening out there, 1194 00:58:16,204 --> 00:58:17,038 I know that you know- 1195 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:18,498 - Hey. - Hey. 1196 00:58:18,540 --> 00:58:20,250 - I love only you, and I hope that you 1197 00:58:20,291 --> 00:58:22,002 hear me out here when I say this, 1198 00:58:22,043 --> 00:58:25,338 when I tell you that I love you, Adrianna- 1199 00:58:25,380 --> 00:58:26,923 - Man, what the fuck is this bullshit? 1200 00:58:26,965 --> 00:58:28,299 - But me... - I don't know. 1201 00:58:28,341 --> 00:58:29,926 (glass breaking) 1202 00:58:29,968 --> 00:58:32,637 - Man, this little mother fucker is drunk driving, 1203 00:58:32,679 --> 00:58:35,015 swerving onto my mother fucking lane. 1204 00:58:35,056 --> 00:58:36,558 - If you're listening, 1205 00:58:37,976 --> 00:58:42,605 call in or let me know what's going on with you. 1206 00:58:42,647 --> 00:58:46,693 I really would like to talk to you, thank you. 1207 00:58:46,735 --> 00:58:48,445 This has been The Brandon Donovan Show, 1208 00:58:48,486 --> 00:58:50,280 I'm Brandon Donovan. 1209 00:58:50,321 --> 00:58:51,698 - [Chris] I'm Chris Mansion. 1210 00:58:51,740 --> 00:58:53,158 - And I will see you next time right 1211 00:58:53,199 --> 00:58:57,912 here on 1410 AM The Touch, on The Brandon Donovan Show. 1212 00:58:57,954 --> 00:59:01,374 Thanks for listening, peace y'all. 1213 00:59:01,416 --> 00:59:03,626 (slow R&B music) 1214 00:59:18,016 --> 00:59:21,019 - Hey Brandon, you gotta get your game face on bro. 1215 00:59:21,061 --> 00:59:23,563 - Yeah, I'm ready to do this man, I'm ready. 1216 00:59:23,605 --> 00:59:27,150 - Okay, you go in there, you gotta have confidence. 1217 00:59:27,192 --> 00:59:30,612 You get up, the pastor says is there anyone 1218 00:59:31,863 --> 00:59:33,490 who has anything against this wedding, 1219 00:59:33,531 --> 00:59:34,699 that's when you go. - I got that 1220 00:59:34,741 --> 00:59:36,368 wrapped around my mind, man, 1221 00:59:36,409 --> 00:59:38,703 but I just don't know how to approach the situation. 1222 00:59:38,745 --> 00:59:40,830 - You gotta listen to me, man. 1223 00:59:40,872 --> 00:59:44,793 I've stopped four weddings in the last month. 1224 00:59:44,834 --> 00:59:46,670 - What do you mean you've done four of these? 1225 00:59:46,711 --> 00:59:47,712 - That's neither here nor there, 1226 00:59:47,754 --> 00:59:50,048 I can help you get the girl. 1227 00:59:50,090 --> 00:59:53,593 - I don't know how to approach the situation. 1228 00:59:53,635 --> 00:59:56,763 She's with Lance Johnson, man, Lance Johnson. 1229 00:59:56,805 --> 01:00:00,350 - Man, fuck Lance Johnson, okay? 1230 01:00:00,392 --> 01:00:02,894 This is about Brandon Donovan, 1231 01:00:02,936 --> 01:00:05,021 so you don't have to worry about Lance. 1232 01:00:05,063 --> 01:00:06,564 - It's not that at all that I'm worried about, 1233 01:00:06,606 --> 01:00:07,941 there's much more to Brandon Donovan now 1234 01:00:07,982 --> 01:00:09,526 than I ever thought there was, man, 1235 01:00:09,567 --> 01:00:13,446 it's just... - You gotta let her see that. 1236 01:00:13,488 --> 01:00:15,407 You get your girl, man. 1237 01:00:16,491 --> 01:00:19,411 What's ever stopped you before. 1238 01:00:19,452 --> 01:00:21,621 Damn, look at the church! 1239 01:00:21,663 --> 01:00:24,541 Don't be scared, stop this wedding, bro. 1240 01:00:24,582 --> 01:00:27,794 We gotta get right in there, man. 1241 01:00:27,836 --> 01:00:29,421 You ain't scared, is you? 1242 01:00:29,462 --> 01:00:30,964 - [Brandon] No. 1243 01:00:31,006 --> 01:00:32,549 - You ain't never scared, it's simple. 1244 01:00:32,590 --> 01:00:35,093 Now get in there and let's go do this. 1245 01:00:35,135 --> 01:00:36,094 I got your back. 1246 01:00:36,136 --> 01:00:38,763 (church bells) 1247 01:00:42,058 --> 01:00:44,310 - [Brandon] We gotta, we gotta stop the wedding! 1248 01:00:44,352 --> 01:00:46,229 - [Chris] We got to, man! 1249 01:00:46,271 --> 01:00:48,732 (heavy breathing) 1250 01:00:53,778 --> 01:00:57,032 (comical dramatic music) 1251 01:01:05,373 --> 01:01:06,750 - What's going on?! 1252 01:01:06,791 --> 01:01:08,376 - Where's the sanctuary? - It's right here. 1253 01:01:08,418 --> 01:01:09,961 - Come on, man. 1254 01:01:10,003 --> 01:01:14,132 - [Pastor] Lance Johnson and Adrianna Charles. 1255 01:01:14,174 --> 01:01:17,927 - [Woman] Oh look, it's Brandon, from the club! 1256 01:01:17,969 --> 01:01:21,723 - Sit down, boy, there's a wedding going on here. 1257 01:01:23,099 --> 01:01:28,188 Do you take Lance Johnson to be your lawful wedded husband? 1258 01:01:28,229 --> 01:01:29,939 - [Adrianna] I do. 1259 01:01:29,981 --> 01:01:33,526 - [Pastor] And Lance Johnson, do you take Adrianna Charles 1260 01:01:33,568 --> 01:01:36,071 to be your lawful wedded wife? 1261 01:01:36,112 --> 01:01:39,324 (coughing) 1262 01:01:39,366 --> 01:01:40,742 - Sorry, I, bronchitis. 1263 01:01:42,077 --> 01:01:45,663 - Now, before I be-wed these two, 1264 01:01:45,705 --> 01:01:48,792 is there anyone here who knows of any reason 1265 01:01:50,460 --> 01:01:52,087 these two should not be married, 1266 01:01:52,128 --> 01:01:54,798 speak now, or forever hold your peace. 1267 01:01:57,926 --> 01:02:00,679 (clearing throat) 1268 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,640 - Yes, Pastor, I got something to say. 1269 01:02:03,682 --> 01:02:06,226 Adrianna, this man doesn't love you. 1270 01:02:06,267 --> 01:02:09,396 I'm the one that loves you, not Lance. 1271 01:02:09,437 --> 01:02:10,855 - Hold this for me. 1272 01:02:10,897 --> 01:02:12,273 - [Brandon] Marry me. 1273 01:02:12,315 --> 01:02:14,109 (yelling) 1274 01:02:15,944 --> 01:02:22,575 - Stop, no fighting, this is God's house! 1275 01:02:22,617 --> 01:02:24,077 Ain't nobody got time for that. 1276 01:02:24,119 --> 01:02:27,205 - Man, I'm tired of this little Duvall lookalike. 1277 01:02:27,247 --> 01:02:30,417 You gonna bust up in here, at my wedding? 1278 01:02:30,458 --> 01:02:32,210 - [Brandon] Yeah, Isaac Hayes. 1279 01:02:32,252 --> 01:02:36,089 - You lucky we in church or I'd show you 1280 01:02:36,131 --> 01:02:38,800 what Lance is all about, little fella. 1281 01:02:40,844 --> 01:02:43,680 Let's continue. - We will continue 1282 01:02:43,722 --> 01:02:45,056 like this- - if you continue 1283 01:02:45,098 --> 01:02:47,350 with this Adrianna, you're making a big mistake. 1284 01:02:47,392 --> 01:02:48,685 Don't make that mistake, Adrianna, please. 1285 01:02:48,727 --> 01:02:50,395 - [Lance] Back up, man, back up. 1286 01:02:50,437 --> 01:02:52,605 - Lance, stop, stop! 1287 01:02:52,647 --> 01:02:54,607 - Hold on, what you mean, stop? 1288 01:02:54,649 --> 01:02:56,109 I don't need this. 1289 01:02:56,151 --> 01:02:57,777 - [Brandon] Yeah, I don't think you do, Lance. 1290 01:02:57,819 --> 01:03:01,906 - You can have her, let me see that ring. 1291 01:03:01,948 --> 01:03:05,827 You can have this, I'll buy 10 more just like you, 1292 01:03:05,869 --> 01:03:07,245 and y'all know why. 1293 01:03:07,287 --> 01:03:10,874 - [Group] Because you're Lance Johnson. 1294 01:03:10,915 --> 01:03:14,336 - You're damn right, starting with you, come on. 1295 01:03:20,925 --> 01:03:23,011 - I'm the person for you, Adrianna, 1296 01:03:23,053 --> 01:03:26,473 I don't want nobody else but you. 1297 01:03:26,514 --> 01:03:27,849 Adrianna, sweetheart, 1298 01:03:31,644 --> 01:03:34,314 will you marry me, sweetheart? 1299 01:03:34,356 --> 01:03:35,857 - [Woman] Oh, my gosh! 1300 01:03:37,692 --> 01:03:38,902 - [Adrianna] Yes. 1301 01:03:41,154 --> 01:03:44,157 - [Pastor] Do I have to start this all over again? 1302 01:03:44,199 --> 01:03:46,242 - [Brandon] I think you may have to do that, Pastor. 1303 01:03:46,284 --> 01:03:49,871 - Adrianna Charles, do you take Brandon Donovan 1304 01:03:51,748 --> 01:03:54,668 to be your lawful wedded husband? 1305 01:03:54,709 --> 01:03:56,086 - I do. - Brandon Donovan, 1306 01:03:58,213 --> 01:04:01,549 do you take Adrianna Charles to be your lawful wedded wife, 1307 01:04:03,218 --> 01:04:06,888 to be loyal to and cherish for the rest of your life? 1308 01:04:13,186 --> 01:04:13,895 - I do. 1309 01:04:15,689 --> 01:04:17,857 - By the power invested in me, 1310 01:04:17,899 --> 01:04:20,860 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1311 01:04:20,902 --> 01:04:23,196 You may now kiss the bride. 1312 01:04:23,238 --> 01:04:25,073 (cheering) 1313 01:04:29,119 --> 01:04:32,956 (mid-tempo romantic R&B music) 1314 01:05:06,656 --> 01:05:09,993 (mid-tempo R&B music) 1315 01:07:29,799 --> 01:07:32,135 (knocking) 1316 01:07:34,554 --> 01:07:36,306 - Oh, hey boy! 1317 01:07:36,348 --> 01:07:37,724 - Wait a minute, hold on, you're not Chris! 1318 01:07:37,766 --> 01:07:38,975 - Oh, no, I'm not! 1319 01:07:39,017 --> 01:07:39,684 (screaming) 1320 01:07:39,726 --> 01:07:42,145 (door slamming) 92340