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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:04,706 All these gifts you have given me. 2 00:00:04,706 --> 00:00:06,106 New clothes. 3 00:00:06,106 --> 00:00:08,141 A new home. 4 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:10,712 With these, I can land on my feet again. 5 00:00:10,712 --> 00:00:13,715 So, for my last wish, 6 00:00:13,715 --> 00:00:15,449 All Powerful Genie, 7 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:18,653 I'll wish for your freedom. 8 00:00:22,055 --> 00:00:23,357 You mean it? 9 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:24,559 It's the least I could do 10 00:00:24,559 --> 00:00:27,094 for all you've done for me. 11 00:00:27,094 --> 00:00:28,763 I'll wish you free. 12 00:00:39,841 --> 00:00:42,276 Ah! Thank you! 13 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:47,080 Thank you, Gary. Thank you so much. 14 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,687 I hope you like it in here. 15 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,993 What's this? 16 00:00:58,993 --> 00:01:01,563 What's happening to me? 17 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,671 I tried to make it very comfy in there. 18 00:01:09,671 --> 00:01:11,639 Enjoy. 19 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:17,011 For me? 20 00:01:18,613 --> 00:01:20,414 Good morning. 21 00:01:38,032 --> 00:01:40,535 Okay, now that we're all appropriately caffeinated, 22 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:42,469 we have things to discuss. 23 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:45,540 {\an8}- Yes, we do. - Mm-hmm. 24 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:48,208 {\an8}- Which is? - Well, Charlie and I think 25 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:49,577 {\an8}it'd be a good idea to go over 26 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:51,445 {\an8}some of our recent adventures and take stock. 27 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,281 {\an8}I thought we'd been performing admirably together. 28 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,617 Oh, we have. 29 00:01:55,617 --> 00:01:57,752 {\an8}But Charlie and Liza are right. 30 00:01:57,752 --> 00:02:00,088 {\an8}Sometimes it's worthwhile just to check in 31 00:02:00,088 --> 00:02:02,356 before tensions get built up. 32 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,559 {\an8}And spill out in opportune times. 33 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:08,161 {\an8}Ah, like our little angry, demonic friend at the school. 34 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:10,364 {\an8}Well, yes, I can see the advantages 35 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,633 {\an8}of such an endeavor. 36 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:12,934 {\an8}And very intelligent to hold 37 00:02:12,934 --> 00:02:15,069 {\an8}this meeting in a neutral space, Charlie. 38 00:02:15,069 --> 00:02:17,939 {\an8}It may help to keep more... 39 00:02:17,939 --> 00:02:19,507 {\an8}extreme reactions in check. 40 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:20,608 {\an8}I am sitting right here. 41 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:22,209 {\an8}Sound managerial strategy, 42 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:23,877 {\an8}one I have observed many times. 43 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:26,246 {\an8}But you've never worked with a group before. 44 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:28,215 {\an8}No, but now that you are on my team, 45 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,883 {\an8}I have taken to watching I management videos 46 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,719 {\an8}on the YouTube. 47 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:34,122 {\an8}On your team? 48 00:02:34,122 --> 00:02:35,455 {\an8}I am the Senior Librarian, 49 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:36,791 {\an8}therefore the head of this team. 50 00:02:36,791 --> 00:02:38,793 {\an8}- Okay, Mr. Senior. - You are not in charge. 51 00:02:38,793 --> 00:02:40,394 You wouldn't have survived the first week 52 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:41,629 if it weren't for me. 53 00:02:43,898 --> 00:02:45,600 {\an8}Back for more? Already? 54 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,569 {\an8}Of course. Hot chocolate is the best, 55 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:51,005 {\an8}and yours is the best in the city. 56 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:52,272 {\an8}Oh, thank you. 57 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:53,373 {\an8}I will send it to you. 58 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:54,441 {\an8}Thank you. 59 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:56,544 {\an8}No, I'll be there. 60 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:58,145 {\an8}I just wish I could find my keys. 61 00:03:00,815 --> 00:03:03,017 {\an8}Um, miss? 62 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,284 {\an8}Are these your keys? 63 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:05,853 Yeah. 64 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:09,924 {\an8}I have held the role longest as anyone here. 65 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:11,258 {\an8}Okay, Vic, we love you, 66 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:12,694 {\an8}but you were in a time bubble 67 00:03:12,694 --> 00:03:15,129 {\an8}for 175 of those years, I don't think they count. 68 00:03:15,129 --> 00:03:16,564 Even discounting those years, 69 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,365 {\an8}I had a decade to learn the ropes. 70 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,434 {\an8}And yes, there are ropes to learn. 71 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:21,836 And you think you don't have ropes? 72 00:03:21,836 --> 00:03:23,504 You still barely know how to use your phone. 73 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:25,540 {\an8}Yeah, and I keep trying to teach you email, but... 74 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:26,841 {\an8}That is irrelevant. I have grasped 75 00:03:26,841 --> 00:03:28,308 {\an8}the responsibility of our station-- 76 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:32,747 {\an8}Hold on, everyone. "Responsibility?" 77 00:03:32,747 --> 00:03:34,849 {\an8}Ooh, delicious. 78 00:03:34,849 --> 00:03:36,416 Thank you. 79 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:39,587 Look, I'm sorry. 80 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:41,321 I wish you say that to my mother. 81 00:03:46,961 --> 00:03:49,130 Uh, i-- it's your mother. 82 00:03:52,934 --> 00:03:54,401 Um, hello? 83 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:58,005 Vikram, I'm sorry, but responsibility 84 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:00,307 isn't often something we associate with you. 85 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:01,576 Yeah, no. 86 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:03,044 It's more agent of chaos. 87 00:04:03,044 --> 00:04:05,046 Remember when you got us stuck in medieval times? 88 00:04:05,046 --> 00:04:06,480 You got shot by Cupid's arrow? 89 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,616 You trusted Merlin, and now, Mrs. A 90 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:10,350 is off somewhere trying to hunt him down. 91 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:12,352 We all trusted him, and chaos is something 92 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:13,821 that happens in this job. 93 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:15,757 You are all wonderful, lovely people, 94 00:04:15,757 --> 00:04:18,325 but you are not yet fully aware of the myriad 95 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:19,560 a Librarian must face. 96 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,229 If I am to be bound to anyone, 97 00:04:21,229 --> 00:04:23,197 I sometimes wish it was to 98 00:04:23,197 --> 00:04:25,133 a Librarian of more experience. 99 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:28,803 Throw me the idol! Throw... 100 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:34,041 Charlie? 101 00:04:36,244 --> 00:04:37,712 Vikram? 102 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:43,251 What the hell am I doing in Belgrade? 103 00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:47,053 It could be a matter transference. 104 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:48,488 More likely an effect to the object. 105 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:49,724 What artifact were you after? 106 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,793 It was the Amazonian Shipibo idol, 107 00:04:51,793 --> 00:04:53,995 I don't think it has teleportation abilities. 108 00:04:53,995 --> 00:04:56,264 It could be multispatial. 109 00:04:56,264 --> 00:04:58,199 Where are Mach's notes on unrelativity? 110 00:04:58,199 --> 00:04:59,967 Wasn't there a teleporting Pope 111 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,736 in the 12th century? 112 00:05:04,272 --> 00:05:06,406 - Ready to go. - All right. 113 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:08,075 You'll be back in the Amazon in mere seconds. 114 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:09,744 Sorry for the quick trip, but if I don't get back 115 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:11,512 Jones is gonna be eaten by a demon anaconda 116 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:12,814 and Cassie's gonna end up being 117 00:05:12,814 --> 00:05:14,115 the Amazon Queen forever, which-- 118 00:05:14,115 --> 00:05:15,382 We should work on discovering 119 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:16,617 the reason for your sudden appearance. 120 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,119 Oh, no! 121 00:05:18,119 --> 00:05:20,855 Going already? What a shame. 122 00:05:20,855 --> 00:05:23,624 I can't get through. 123 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:25,392 Is there a force field or... 124 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:27,327 I just... 125 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,164 No, I can't move further than this spot. 126 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:31,464 The manual, to the door. 127 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:32,967 Must be a whole section devoted 128 00:05:32,967 --> 00:05:34,302 to impromptu barriers. 129 00:05:34,302 --> 00:05:36,204 Let's see. 130 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,073 Whoa, here. 131 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:42,109 - Are you okay? - I just... 132 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:47,148 What on Earth? 133 00:05:49,684 --> 00:05:52,987 It's like they're tied together. 134 00:05:57,959 --> 00:06:04,532 Seriously? 135 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,702 It will work this time. 136 00:06:07,702 --> 00:06:09,036 It's not gonna work. 137 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,939 It will work this time. 138 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,908 In three... 139 00:06:13,908 --> 00:06:15,408 two... 140 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:17,111 one go. 141 00:06:21,282 --> 00:06:22,817 Come on! 142 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:36,496 Get off me. 143 00:06:37,632 --> 00:06:39,901 I told you. 144 00:06:39,901 --> 00:06:43,070 Okay, we took care of everything. 145 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,672 Got the Shipibo idol, 146 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:48,075 and Cassandra Cillian is no longer Amazon royalty. 147 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,877 She kinda seemed disappointed, though. 148 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:52,313 Well, she does own several tiaras. 149 00:06:52,313 --> 00:06:53,681 How's things going here? 150 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:54,714 Well, we're testing certain theories, 151 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:56,784 making observations. 152 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,252 You two are still stuck together? 153 00:06:58,252 --> 00:06:59,754 Yes. 154 00:07:01,222 --> 00:07:02,390 I fought a snake. 155 00:07:02,390 --> 00:07:04,091 Ezekiel Jones is the man. 156 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:06,861 Where's my watch? 157 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:09,462 That would be Ezekiel Jones. 158 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,300 Touche. 159 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:13,466 Still stuck together? 160 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:15,069 It seems so. 161 00:07:15,069 --> 00:07:16,570 I'm going to put this in the library. 162 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:18,973 Don't go anywhere. 163 00:07:18,973 --> 00:07:22,143 That's not going to be a problem. 164 00:07:22,143 --> 00:07:24,378 Guys, did you know that this door 165 00:07:24,378 --> 00:07:26,314 is an Einstein Rosen bridge? 166 00:07:26,314 --> 00:07:27,615 Mr. Jenkins told me. 167 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:30,483 It's a parallel subspace dimensional portal 168 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:32,920 that connects via symbolic entryways. 169 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,121 Are you two still stuck together? 170 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,790 - Very much so. - Still stuck together. 171 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:37,625 - Still stuck together. - Okay, well, we did confirm 172 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,293 that the Shipibo idol does not 173 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,761 have any teleportation 174 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,462 or magic handcuffing capabilities. 175 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,899 Ah! Which means? 176 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:47,501 Which means you guys did this. 177 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:49,570 Uh, but we didn't do anything. 178 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,906 The pendulum hadn't gone off. We weren't chasing an artifact. 179 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:54,141 All right. 180 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,043 What were you doing at that coffee shop? 181 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:59,680 Ah, we were engaged in a team building exercise, 182 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,083 a ritualistic airing of frustrations 183 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:04,652 in the hopes of staving off any future issues. 184 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,754 Mmm. They beat you up a little bit. 185 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:08,422 Yes, indeed. Most unfair. 186 00:08:08,422 --> 00:08:09,857 Uh, it's not fair. You were saying 187 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,092 that you knew more than us. 188 00:08:11,092 --> 00:08:12,793 And were generally better than us. 189 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,195 That's not what I meant at all. 190 00:08:14,195 --> 00:08:17,431 Guys, adjusting to a team, it takes a minute. 191 00:08:17,431 --> 00:08:19,734 All right, you got to figure out how to help everybody grow 192 00:08:19,734 --> 00:08:21,702 while playing to their strengths. 193 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,337 Precisely what I was trying to say. 194 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:24,839 I knew you'd understand. 195 00:08:24,839 --> 00:08:26,874 What do you mean you knew I would understand? 196 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:29,443 When we were expressing our frustration... 197 00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:30,978 Mercilessly flogging. 198 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:33,179 Vikram said it would be nice 199 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:36,517 if there was a more experienced Librarian around. 200 00:08:38,052 --> 00:08:39,120 Bound. 201 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,255 - Huh? - Bound. 202 00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:43,591 He said he wished he were bound 203 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:45,726 to a more experienced Librarian. 204 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,628 He said "wished?" 205 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:49,864 Yes, I might have used that term. 206 00:08:49,864 --> 00:08:52,732 You kno-- you wished?! You wish-- 207 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,568 Stop moving! 208 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:57,203 My God, it's wish magic. 209 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,774 Okay, wish magic. That's fine. 210 00:08:59,774 --> 00:09:01,542 - No, it's not fine. - No, it's not. 211 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,644 There are dozens of different types of wish magic. 212 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,279 Wishing well, wish upon a star... 213 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:06,714 And humans are hardwired 214 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,282 to want shortcuts to what they desire. 215 00:09:08,282 --> 00:09:11,652 Okay, so there will be a wishing object 216 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:12,852 in the vicinity of the coffee shop. 217 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:14,955 Which is where we shall go. 218 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:17,725 Connor, Lysa, will you find out 219 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,393 what wish magic we're dealing with? 220 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,395 - No... - Come along, Mr. Stone. 221 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,697 Wait, can we talk about this? We have to wait for Charlie-- 222 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:26,167 We're gonna keep a low profi-- 223 00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:28,035 Awesome. 224 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,280 Could you try to keep up? 225 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,482 Can you try to remember that we're tethered together? 226 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:45,619 My apologies, but it is imperative we find the source 227 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,254 to our situation with the utmost hast. 228 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,655 You're not wrong. 229 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:51,225 Wish magic in the wild is like chaos waiting to happen. 230 00:09:51,225 --> 00:09:53,127 - I remember this one time... - Ah, here we are. 231 00:09:53,127 --> 00:09:56,664 - Chupacabra-- - Good afternoon, my lady. 232 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,766 What can I get you? 233 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,570 Just to have a few words with your lovely self. 234 00:10:01,570 --> 00:10:04,438 Did you happen to notice me when I was here earlier? 235 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:07,041 Um, no, I didn't. 236 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:11,679 Oh, I was with some friends. 237 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,582 I tend to stand out. 238 00:10:13,582 --> 00:10:15,449 Listen, if you're not going to order something, I... 239 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,651 Hi. 240 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:21,155 Howdy, how you doing? All my friend is trying to say 241 00:10:21,155 --> 00:10:24,357 is that he forgot something when he was in here earlier. 242 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,561 - He's a little absent-minded. - You're an American. 243 00:10:26,561 --> 00:10:28,295 - I am. - Yeah, so speak more slowly 244 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,164 - like you would a child. - He's forgetful, 245 00:10:30,164 --> 00:10:33,467 otherwise, I'm sure he would have remembered meeting you. 246 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,670 Is there any way we could see 247 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,839 what was going on in here 248 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:42,343 in this very beautiful coffee shop 249 00:10:42,343 --> 00:10:43,777 when he was here before? 250 00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:51,352 Did anyone lose an eyelash at the coffee shop? 251 00:10:51,352 --> 00:10:52,621 Not to my knowledge. 252 00:10:52,621 --> 00:10:55,624 Can rule that out then. 253 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,192 Vikram is so annoying. 254 00:10:58,192 --> 00:11:00,127 This is a very complex situation, 255 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,996 and he's currently affected by wish magic. 256 00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:03,631 Yeah, well, at least he's with Stone. 257 00:11:03,631 --> 00:11:05,833 Okay, I have used 258 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,502 quantum computing to narrow down the field 259 00:11:07,502 --> 00:11:09,136 of wish magic we might be dealing with here. 260 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,838 There were no meteorological events, 261 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,339 so that rules out falling stars. 262 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,075 Vikram didn't rub a lamp, so no Djinn. 263 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,378 And laws of fairy magic... 264 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,182 Guys, check this out. 265 00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:22,850 Did you find something in the books? 266 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,684 No, in the world. 267 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,987 Look, my mom posted about 268 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,989 how her kid was super sad that guinea pig had died. 269 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,457 Kid wished it was alive. 270 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,793 And when he got back, the guinea pig was back 271 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,261 in his cage chewing lettuce. 272 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,997 "The guinea pig was no worse for wear 273 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:39,433 after the two days spent buried in the backyard." 274 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:42,469 - No, no, no, no, no. - Yeah, they lived three blocks 275 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,405 from the coffee shop, so I did a search 276 00:11:44,405 --> 00:11:47,808 of the area for more reports on wish phenomena. 277 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,143 Check this out. 278 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,679 We finally made it to... 279 00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:54,649 Belgrade. 280 00:11:54,649 --> 00:11:56,618 I wish it was a little 281 00:11:56,618 --> 00:11:57,985 less crowded, though. 282 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,458 What happened? 283 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,660 Where did everyone go? 284 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:07,861 Ah! 285 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,164 Whoa, whoa, go back. 286 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,300 Belgrade! 287 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:16,370 I wish it was a little less... 288 00:12:16,370 --> 00:12:18,839 There. That orange coat. 289 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,341 When we were at the coffee shop, 290 00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:22,109 there was someone in an orange coat like that. 291 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,078 - Are you sure? - I did a situational 292 00:12:24,078 --> 00:12:27,481 awareness course with the FBI, so yeah, I'm sure. 293 00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:30,951 An orange coat, you say? 294 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,352 Well, I shall ask. 295 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,321 I'll try to get a word in edgewise. 296 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,356 It's perfect. 297 00:12:35,356 --> 00:12:36,991 This is perfect. Thank you so much. 298 00:12:36,991 --> 00:12:38,693 This hot chocolate is perfect. 299 00:12:38,693 --> 00:12:39,893 Is this your recipe, darling? 300 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,029 Excuse me, is there perhaps someone 301 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,431 visible in that footage wearing an orange coat? 302 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,333 That guy right there. 303 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,068 Oh, yeah, him. 304 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,370 Yeah, last few days, 305 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:51,372 he's come in every couple of hours. 306 00:12:51,372 --> 00:12:53,107 He's addicted to our hot chocolate. 307 00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:55,109 Well, he's got a good taste. 308 00:12:56,477 --> 00:12:57,778 Charlie, you were right. 309 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,681 There was someone in an orange... 310 00:12:59,681 --> 00:13:01,915 coat. 311 00:13:03,752 --> 00:13:04,952 I think you could burn me a-- 312 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:08,122 Vikram! Stop! 313 00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:21,168 Sorry. 314 00:13:37,785 --> 00:13:39,886 Charlie, it's a genie. 315 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:42,389 But not just that. 316 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,991 It's a free genie. 317 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,794 Vikram! 318 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:54,368 Vikram! 319 00:13:54,368 --> 00:13:54,636 Now that we've covered the difference between Djinns 320 00:13:54,636 --> 00:13:59,440 and genies, let's turn our attention to our genie. 321 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:02,409 And... 322 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,178 why free genies are a bad thing. 323 00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:06,280 Why are we subjected to this? 324 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,015 I think he misses teaching sometimes. 325 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,818 Now, historically, the library 326 00:14:09,818 --> 00:14:12,252 doesn't have a lot of experience dealing with Genies. 327 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:15,122 Who could tell me why? Lysa. 328 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,725 Because a Genie's magic is a closed loop. 329 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:19,293 The person who rubs the bottle gets three wishes. 330 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,995 The wishes are granted, typically with a trick, 331 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,230 or a lesson to be learned, 332 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,566 and then it's back in the bottle. 333 00:14:24,566 --> 00:14:26,835 Correct, Ms. Pascal. 334 00:14:26,835 --> 00:14:30,839 However, a freed genie has... 335 00:14:30,839 --> 00:14:33,006 No limits. 336 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:36,243 They can grant wishes to anyone at any time. 337 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,545 Even wishes people make when 338 00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:38,979 they don't realize they're making them? 339 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,914 Yeah, so even if the Genie thinks 340 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:43,752 he's doing something nice, there are... 341 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:46,920 - Unintended consequences. - Unintended consequences. 342 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,123 - Yes. - Okay, so say you're 343 00:14:49,123 --> 00:14:51,058 on a flight and you wish it would land sooner, 344 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,727 and suddenly you're falling from the sky. 345 00:14:52,727 --> 00:14:56,363 Or as we saw, someone wishes for a little less crowded downtown, 346 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,465 and suddenly we have dozens of missing persons. 347 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:02,403 Or some poor kid wishes his guinea pig didn't die, 348 00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:04,438 and suddenly... 349 00:15:07,542 --> 00:15:09,309 Zombie guinea pig. 350 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,477 No! 351 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,747 Zombie guinea pig. 352 00:15:12,747 --> 00:15:14,682 Oh, it's okay, little guy. 353 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,118 It looks like a normal guinea pig. 354 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,987 Mom couldn't wait to get him out of the house. 355 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,422 He was freaking her out. 356 00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:23,625 I'm gonna name him Ambrose. 357 00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,359 So much raw power in the world, 358 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:28,095 having Mr. Stone here is the least of our problems. 359 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,764 It's the most of mine. 360 00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:31,666 Well, luckily, genie magic 361 00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:34,234 is restricted to only granting wishes. 362 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,403 They can't just go do magic on their own. 363 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,238 But Vikram said he turned his genie bottle 364 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,908 into a water bottle. 365 00:15:39,908 --> 00:15:41,709 That I couldn't find an answer for. 366 00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:45,479 It's the bottle's magic, not the genie, okay? 367 00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:48,550 For protection, the bottle can camouflage itself 368 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,083 to hide in plain sight. 369 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,485 The bottle is the key to stopping the genie. 370 00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:53,153 If we get the genie back in the bottle, 371 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,789 his magic becomes a closed loop again. 372 00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,256 First things first, we got to find him. 373 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,292 I might be able to help with that. 374 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,394 You see, the barista gave me... 375 00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,897 - I was there, too. - ...The security footage. 376 00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:04,431 She said the genie comes in 377 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,935 multiple times a day for hot chocolate. 378 00:16:06,935 --> 00:16:08,268 He's never had chocolate before. 379 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,470 No wonder he's so obsessed. 380 00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:11,673 So it's a stakeout. Let's go. 381 00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:13,908 Okay, I'm going to stay here and go over the security footage. 382 00:16:13,908 --> 00:16:16,310 Mr. Stone and I will take point. 383 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,111 - Charlie, you and Connor-- - Connor and I will take point. 384 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,747 You two being tied together 385 00:16:19,747 --> 00:16:22,784 makes protecting you infinitely more complicated. 386 00:16:22,784 --> 00:16:24,251 Fine. 387 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,420 We shall watch from a bush. 388 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,558 I hope it's a cranberry bush. 389 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,431 Stop looking around like 390 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:40,000 a freshman trying to find his classroom. 391 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,135 It's my first stake out. 392 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,238 I just wish we had... 393 00:16:44,238 --> 00:16:47,007 Let's not use the W word, okay? 394 00:16:53,648 --> 00:16:54,782 Here we go. 395 00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:05,325 Wait, what are you doing? It's too dangerous 396 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,127 with all these people around, Charlie said, wait. 397 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,596 We can take him right now. 398 00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:10,330 What, do you wanna throw a burlap sack over his head 399 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,799 and wrestle him out of here? 400 00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:13,166 Yes. 401 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:16,004 Now, do you have a sack handy? 402 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,807 Here I am again. 403 00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:21,009 I ordered ahead. 404 00:17:21,009 --> 00:17:23,778 Let me just find my wallet. 405 00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:28,750 Yeah, I know, I know. It's ready. 406 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,984 Wow, delicious. 407 00:17:30,984 --> 00:17:32,386 - Thank you. - Thank you. 408 00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:33,922 Okay, the bottle's in this bag. 409 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:36,056 Worth every D-note. 410 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,927 And he's got his order. 411 00:17:48,703 --> 00:17:50,805 Let's go. 412 00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:51,973 You two stay here. 413 00:17:51,973 --> 00:17:53,473 You're a little tied up right now. 414 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,309 Certainly not-- 415 00:17:55,309 --> 00:17:57,811 Copy that, Charlie. 416 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,115 You can keep trying. 417 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,117 You ain't going anywhere if I'm not moving. 418 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:08,488 Why must you be so infuriating? 419 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,090 You know, when I first arrived, 420 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,491 I was inclined to take your side. 421 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,827 Everybody makes mistakes. 422 00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:14,127 But you keep making them. 423 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,696 It's like you're doing it on purpose. 424 00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:38,586 Hello, Librarians. 425 00:18:38,586 --> 00:18:42,090 Did you wander down this smelly alley, too? 426 00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:43,523 You know who we are? 427 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,927 Of course. I'm a genie, silly. 428 00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:47,294 You're a free genie, 429 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,796 granting every wish you hear. 430 00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:50,263 Yes. 431 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,666 It's delightful, isn't it? 432 00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:54,468 - You have to stop. - Why? 433 00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:56,269 We get that you're trying to help people, 434 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,972 but it's causing major problems. 435 00:18:57,972 --> 00:18:59,107 Oh, I know. 436 00:18:59,107 --> 00:19:00,842 - You know? - Yes. 437 00:19:00,842 --> 00:19:04,311 The problems are the point, of course. 438 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,715 I was enslaved for a millennia. 439 00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:09,917 A millennia! 440 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,451 Why? 441 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,353 Because humanity is greedy. 442 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,756 That's why. 443 00:19:14,756 --> 00:19:16,924 "I wish for more money," 444 00:19:16,924 --> 00:19:19,927 "more love," "better looks." 445 00:19:19,927 --> 00:19:21,863 You two are fine on that score, by the way, 446 00:19:21,863 --> 00:19:26,433 but most people are just not satisfied. 447 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,671 And now that I'm free, I'll teach them all. 448 00:19:29,671 --> 00:19:32,507 to be satisfied. 449 00:19:32,507 --> 00:19:35,375 I'll grant every wish they make, 450 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,178 and they will realize that their greed 451 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,347 and desires cause nothing 452 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,917 but chaos. 453 00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:46,087 They'll destroy the world with their wants, 454 00:19:46,087 --> 00:19:48,723 and no one will ever 455 00:19:48,723 --> 00:19:51,559 make a wish... 456 00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:53,460 Again. 457 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:59,067 This is where you try and stop me. 458 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,268 - I'm just disappointed. - Oh. 459 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,970 I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. 460 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:04,772 I wasn't. 461 00:20:04,772 --> 00:20:07,075 But I also know you can't do anything to us without a wish. 462 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:10,210 So I like my odds. 463 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,914 Well, allow me to change those. 464 00:20:12,914 --> 00:20:14,414 Oh, boys. 465 00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:17,819 Here they come. 466 00:20:17,819 --> 00:20:20,253 Librarians, let me introduce you 467 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:24,125 to Jackson, Justin, Brandon, and... 468 00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:27,394 uh, I want to say Derek. 469 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,530 Whatever. Believe it or not, 470 00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:31,866 they are 12-year-old boys who wished 471 00:20:31,866 --> 00:20:36,137 to be as big and strong as their favorite MMA fighters. 472 00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:37,805 And now they are, 473 00:20:37,805 --> 00:20:39,807 and they'll do anything for me. 474 00:20:39,807 --> 00:20:43,410 Boys, take care of them, would you? 475 00:20:50,618 --> 00:20:51,819 I would say it's been fun, 476 00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:54,955 but honestly, this is the fun part. 477 00:20:58,159 --> 00:20:59,560 I got cheat codes to all your favorite games! 478 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,028 Not the face, dude. 479 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,965 Not the face! Not the-- 480 00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:08,869 Get the genie! 481 00:21:09,837 --> 00:21:11,806 - Can't let you do that. - Ooh! 482 00:21:33,261 --> 00:21:34,662 Aww! 483 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,432 Wish you could stop me? 484 00:21:40,802 --> 00:21:43,037 Really? 485 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,786 I told you she had it covered. 486 00:21:58,786 --> 00:22:00,955 - Charlie, are you all right? - I'm fine. 487 00:22:03,224 --> 00:22:07,427 Now, I hope you've learned that fighting is very, very bad. 488 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,362 I'm calling all your mothers. 489 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,898 Genie got away. 490 00:22:10,898 --> 00:22:12,633 Revenir a la case depart! 491 00:22:12,633 --> 00:22:15,169 He's saying we're back to square one. 492 00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:18,105 - What? - Oh, well, not exactly. 493 00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,409 Bien joué, Connor. Bien joué. 494 00:22:26,848 --> 00:22:28,616 - It's definitely the genie's? - Mm-hmm. 495 00:22:28,616 --> 00:22:30,450 Quick switcheroo with a similar bottle. 496 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,484 So, you had to improvise 497 00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:34,288 when things weren't going your way. 498 00:22:34,288 --> 00:22:36,157 Mmm, Viks, that wasn't improv, 499 00:22:36,157 --> 00:22:38,425 me and Charlie planned it in advance. 500 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,427 Well, planning beats chaos every time. 501 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,730 Okay, so I was going through the footage from 502 00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:44,898 the coffee shop, and then, see here? 503 00:22:44,898 --> 00:22:46,465 While he was waiting for his order, 504 00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:47,734 our genie was on his phone. 505 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:49,303 Bet he wasn't playing Candy Crush. 506 00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:51,772 So I did some light hacking of the coffee shop's WiFi 507 00:22:51,772 --> 00:22:54,675 and there were four patrons using it during that timestamp. 508 00:22:54,675 --> 00:22:55,943 Three were on their socials, 509 00:22:55,943 --> 00:22:58,779 and one was on a travel agency website. 510 00:22:58,779 --> 00:23:02,516 Uh-huh, looks like our genie is about to skip town. 511 00:23:02,516 --> 00:23:05,253 Why would he skip? 512 00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:07,054 Probably the same reason you do. 513 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,859 Okay, if I can get into the agency's computers, 514 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:15,428 we can find out where the genie's booked his flight. 515 00:23:16,998 --> 00:23:18,498 - Hi. - Hi. 516 00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:20,334 We were hoping you could tell us if a ma-- 517 00:23:20,334 --> 00:23:22,402 [Genie] Don't worry, Boris. 518 00:23:25,339 --> 00:23:27,575 They're here for me. 519 00:23:27,575 --> 00:23:30,611 Hello, Librarians. 520 00:23:37,118 --> 00:23:39,020 Don't try rubbing it. 521 00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:40,755 The thought hadn't even crossed my mind. 522 00:23:40,755 --> 00:23:42,189 But it has now, hasn't it? 523 00:23:42,189 --> 00:23:44,659 I'm perplexed, this morning at the coffee house, 524 00:23:44,659 --> 00:23:46,994 everyone had feelings to air, but not me. 525 00:23:46,994 --> 00:23:48,729 No, no complaints about anyone. 526 00:23:48,729 --> 00:23:50,263 Of course you didn't. 527 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:51,699 You don't see us as your equals. 528 00:23:51,699 --> 00:23:53,401 You see us as pupils still learning. 529 00:23:53,401 --> 00:23:54,635 You are still learning. 530 00:23:54,635 --> 00:23:56,637 So are you. 531 00:23:56,637 --> 00:23:58,471 Learning how to do this together. 532 00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:00,741 There's nothing in here. 533 00:24:00,741 --> 00:24:03,778 No protocol on how to reunite a genie with its bottle. 534 00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:05,112 As a matter of fact, in this journal, 535 00:24:05,112 --> 00:24:07,281 it says it's not even the genie's lamp. 536 00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:09,215 So we're on our own. 537 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,385 Time to see if this infernal contraption 538 00:24:11,385 --> 00:24:12,787 can provide any illumination. 539 00:24:12,787 --> 00:24:14,255 - Can you not do that? - No, wait. 540 00:24:14,255 --> 00:24:16,123 - I was just trying to-- - Hey! 541 00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:18,192 Stop that, please. 542 00:24:19,393 --> 00:24:20,895 What was that? 543 00:24:20,895 --> 00:24:23,998 Uh, that came from the bottle. 544 00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:27,234 [Gary] Hello? 545 00:24:27,234 --> 00:24:29,503 Can you help me? 546 00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:32,840 How did you get in there? 547 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:36,544 I made a wish with a genie to set him free, 548 00:24:36,544 --> 00:24:39,246 and then I found myself in here. 549 00:24:39,246 --> 00:24:40,548 It's nice. 550 00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:43,217 They have all the sports channels, 551 00:24:43,217 --> 00:24:44,986 but I'd like to get out. 552 00:24:44,986 --> 00:24:48,522 Of course, it's a subdimensional space. 553 00:24:48,522 --> 00:24:49,857 No one's occupying it, 554 00:24:49,857 --> 00:24:51,459 then it would just fold in on itself. 555 00:24:51,459 --> 00:24:53,194 It's like the library. 556 00:24:53,194 --> 00:24:55,830 Somebody's always gotta be tied to the library. 557 00:24:55,830 --> 00:24:57,565 First there was Judson, now Flynn. 558 00:24:57,565 --> 00:24:59,633 It's a whole ceremony. It's a thing. 559 00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:01,902 So this gentleman wished the genie to be free 560 00:25:01,902 --> 00:25:05,673 and then got sucked in, because... 561 00:25:05,673 --> 00:25:07,907 For a genie to walk free, 562 00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:09,844 somebody's got to be in there. 563 00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:13,147 So how do we get him out? 564 00:25:14,415 --> 00:25:15,916 [Gary] Please-- 565 00:25:18,853 --> 00:25:21,622 Okay, but how would you know we would come here? 566 00:25:21,622 --> 00:25:24,992 You are Librarians after all. 567 00:25:24,992 --> 00:25:26,227 Well, try this one on for a size. 568 00:25:26,227 --> 00:25:29,163 I wish you couldn't leave this room. 569 00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:32,800 Oh. Oh, no. 570 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,734 I'm stuck. I can't leave now. 571 00:25:36,804 --> 00:25:38,138 I'm messing with you guys. 572 00:25:38,138 --> 00:25:39,407 I'm a free genie. 573 00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:41,275 ♪ I'm a free genie ♪ 574 00:25:41,275 --> 00:25:44,645 ♪ I can choose which wishes I grant ♪ 575 00:25:44,645 --> 00:25:46,814 And where I'm going, 576 00:25:46,814 --> 00:25:50,217 there are so many more interesting wishes to be made. 577 00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:51,520 Okay, then. 578 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,921 We'll just catch up with you at the next location. 579 00:25:53,921 --> 00:25:57,023 - Come on, Connor. - H-- Hang on, hang on. 580 00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:59,794 You don't know where I'm going yet. 581 00:25:59,794 --> 00:26:02,096 Oh, well, you've been kinda obvious. 582 00:26:02,096 --> 00:26:03,864 - I have not! - Well, this travel agency 583 00:26:03,864 --> 00:26:06,133 specializes in overseas travel 584 00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:08,269 with special packages to American cities. 585 00:26:08,269 --> 00:26:10,438 And if you want people making wishes, 586 00:26:10,438 --> 00:26:11,571 the best spot is Las Vegas. 587 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,974 - Vegas. - Oh, what? 588 00:26:13,974 --> 00:26:15,510 No. 589 00:26:15,510 --> 00:26:17,078 Vegas wishes are all the same. 590 00:26:17,078 --> 00:26:19,613 New York wishes have as much variety 591 00:26:19,613 --> 00:26:21,816 as they have pizza. 592 00:26:21,816 --> 00:26:23,784 Ooh, can't wait 593 00:26:23,784 --> 00:26:25,520 to taste New York pizza. 594 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,720 You're right. 595 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,589 New York is better. 596 00:26:30,991 --> 00:26:34,929 Aren't you clever Librarians? 597 00:26:34,929 --> 00:26:37,231 I'd love to stay chatting, 598 00:26:37,231 --> 00:26:38,965 chatting, chatting, chatting, chatting. 599 00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:41,469 But I have a plane to catch. 600 00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:43,871 Ooh, I wonder what people 601 00:26:43,871 --> 00:26:46,040 will wish for in an airport. 602 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,109 We may not be able to use a wish to trap you in this room, 603 00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:52,680 but you don't have a crew of preteens here, 604 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,115 so you're not going anywhere. 605 00:26:54,115 --> 00:26:56,750 Oh, yes, you have me at a disadvantage, 606 00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,487 what, with you between me and the exit. 607 00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:02,790 - Um, Boris? - Yup? 608 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:05,527 Don't you wish money fell from the skies? 609 00:27:05,527 --> 00:27:07,294 Sure I do. 610 00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:10,664 Say it. 611 00:27:10,664 --> 00:27:13,467 I wish money fell from the sky. 612 00:27:19,273 --> 00:27:21,407 Charlie, get him. He's getting away! 613 00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:29,884 You sure this is gonna work? 614 00:27:29,884 --> 00:27:33,220 Uh, theoretically, yeah. It's an Einstein-Rosen bridge, 615 00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:34,922 it can connect two points anywhere, 616 00:27:34,922 --> 00:27:36,790 so it should be able to connect to any door, 617 00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:38,859 even one to a subdimensional space. 618 00:27:38,859 --> 00:27:40,194 We just have to route it to 619 00:27:40,194 --> 00:27:41,996 a wider range of possibilities. 620 00:27:41,996 --> 00:27:44,165 So we get this door open and we-- 621 00:27:44,165 --> 00:27:46,400 Will you stop doing that, man? 622 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,968 Perhaps you shouldn't stand still. 623 00:27:47,968 --> 00:27:49,403 You know what your problem is? 624 00:27:49,403 --> 00:27:52,205 Everyone's been telling me my problems all day. 625 00:27:58,679 --> 00:28:00,714 I did it! 626 00:28:00,714 --> 00:28:02,850 I assume it has to do with me knowing more 627 00:28:02,850 --> 00:28:04,785 than everybody else and acting on it. 628 00:28:04,785 --> 00:28:06,655 You don't know more than anybody else. 629 00:28:06,655 --> 00:28:08,657 Not facts, not history, not science. 630 00:28:08,657 --> 00:28:10,324 All you know is the job, 631 00:28:10,324 --> 00:28:12,059 and the job wouldn't change on ya, pal. 632 00:28:12,059 --> 00:28:14,461 Hey, guys, sorry. We have to test the connection 633 00:28:14,461 --> 00:28:16,631 before we go through, just to pull 'em out. 634 00:28:16,631 --> 00:28:18,532 Yes, Lysa. I'll do it. 635 00:28:18,532 --> 00:28:20,201 No, you won't. 636 00:28:21,402 --> 00:28:22,970 After all, sacrifice 637 00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:25,005 is the Librarian's gambit. 638 00:28:25,005 --> 00:28:27,474 You ain't going anywhere, not until I'm done talking. 639 00:28:27,474 --> 00:28:30,344 Oh, wait, that's right. That's what you do. 640 00:28:30,344 --> 00:28:32,580 - You run. - You want me to slow down? 641 00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:36,282 In this insane world that moves so fast, I get the job done. 642 00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:39,386 Yes, I move quickly. I trust my instincts. 643 00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,956 But not your team. 644 00:28:41,956 --> 00:28:43,457 You know what I think? 645 00:28:43,457 --> 00:28:46,126 I think you asked for a more experienced Librarian 646 00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:47,529 to be here because you wanted someone 647 00:28:47,529 --> 00:28:50,532 that would understand that this gig is hard, 648 00:28:50,532 --> 00:28:52,733 this gig is crazy, and you're gotta be smarter 649 00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:54,235 than the magic. 650 00:28:54,235 --> 00:28:56,337 But you don't want to slow down and listen to anyone, 651 00:28:56,337 --> 00:28:59,039 especially not me, because then you'd have 652 00:28:59,039 --> 00:29:00,642 to look someone right in the eye 653 00:29:00,642 --> 00:29:05,179 and realize you're not the only one that could do this job. 654 00:29:05,179 --> 00:29:07,848 You know what, Mr. Stone? 655 00:29:07,848 --> 00:29:09,450 You're right. 656 00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:13,787 You're right. 657 00:29:13,787 --> 00:29:15,789 My team is just as capable as me. 658 00:29:15,789 --> 00:29:17,692 That's all I'm saying. 659 00:29:17,692 --> 00:29:19,193 As are you. 660 00:29:22,162 --> 00:29:23,632 Vikram! 661 00:29:23,632 --> 00:29:25,499 Right. Where were we? 662 00:29:29,903 --> 00:29:31,506 You okay? 663 00:29:33,608 --> 00:29:34,709 Aces! 664 00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:49,023 Alright, back up, back up. 665 00:29:50,659 --> 00:29:51,925 [Stone] You ready? 666 00:29:51,925 --> 00:29:53,327 - Ready. - Ready. 667 00:30:01,569 --> 00:30:03,638 All right, imprisoned wish makers first. 668 00:30:03,638 --> 00:30:05,172 Okay. 669 00:30:08,275 --> 00:30:09,877 Up. 670 00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:26,026 Thank you so much. 671 00:30:26,026 --> 00:30:28,228 - Where am I? - Oh, good question. 672 00:30:28,228 --> 00:30:29,930 Do you know anything hypnosis? 673 00:30:29,930 --> 00:30:31,999 - No. - Wait, funny story. 674 00:30:31,999 --> 00:30:33,834 You're actually in a hypnotic state, 675 00:30:33,834 --> 00:30:35,469 and none of this is real. 676 00:30:35,469 --> 00:30:39,206 Mr. Stone, one hand over the other. 677 00:30:55,489 --> 00:30:57,759 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 678 00:31:02,329 --> 00:31:03,364 Vikram! 679 00:31:12,741 --> 00:31:16,377 [Vikram] It is just a matter of upper body strength. 680 00:31:16,377 --> 00:31:19,179 That has nothing to do with my upper body strength. 681 00:31:19,179 --> 00:31:21,081 The damn thing won't let me through. 682 00:31:28,322 --> 00:31:29,890 - Charlie? - Vikram, we ran 683 00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:31,091 into the Genie but we lost him. 684 00:31:31,091 --> 00:31:32,727 But we know where he's going. 685 00:31:32,727 --> 00:31:34,995 Flight to New York takes off in one hour. 686 00:31:34,995 --> 00:31:36,196 If he gets on that plane, 687 00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:38,132 there's no telling what he'll do. 688 00:31:41,569 --> 00:31:43,937 [Stone] Hey, get me out of here! 689 00:31:43,937 --> 00:31:45,472 You can't leave me in here! 690 00:31:45,472 --> 00:31:46,940 I need to... 691 00:31:48,342 --> 00:31:50,512 Sounds like we need a plan. 692 00:31:59,888 --> 00:32:01,890 Right, his gate's down this way. 693 00:32:01,890 --> 00:32:03,658 - You sure this is gonna work? - Of course it will. 694 00:32:03,658 --> 00:32:05,325 All we have to do is trick the genie into coming 695 00:32:05,325 --> 00:32:07,428 after this bottle, and Lysa will handle the rest. 696 00:32:07,428 --> 00:32:09,463 You alright in there, Mr. Stone? 697 00:32:11,198 --> 00:32:13,802 This better work, Vikram! 698 00:32:13,802 --> 00:32:15,269 Lysa, you ready? 699 00:32:15,269 --> 00:32:19,808 Uh, yeah, this isn't really the kinda science I do. 700 00:32:19,808 --> 00:32:21,843 I make apps and algorithms. 701 00:32:21,843 --> 00:32:23,912 This is more string theory. 702 00:32:23,912 --> 00:32:25,713 [Connor] Connected the door to a subdimensional 703 00:32:25,713 --> 00:32:27,816 space already, Lysa, this is basically the same thing. 704 00:32:27,816 --> 00:32:30,217 I would laugh hysterically right now if I wasn't panicking. 705 00:32:30,217 --> 00:32:31,886 [Vikram] Lysa, did you or did you not say that 706 00:32:31,886 --> 00:32:33,688 as an Einstein Rosen bridge, the magic door 707 00:32:33,688 --> 00:32:35,322 can connect two points anywhere? 708 00:32:35,322 --> 00:32:37,057 - Yeah, but-- - Then all we have to do 709 00:32:37,057 --> 00:32:39,326 is connect two points, the plan is simple. 710 00:32:39,326 --> 00:32:41,962 We use the door's bridge capabilities to connect a door 711 00:32:41,962 --> 00:32:43,464 here at the airport to the bottle, 712 00:32:43,464 --> 00:32:45,265 and then push our genie inside it. 713 00:32:45,265 --> 00:32:47,201 Solid, solid plan. 714 00:32:47,201 --> 00:32:49,369 Just keep tracking my phone, okay? 715 00:32:50,437 --> 00:32:52,406 Okay. 716 00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:02,584 [Lysa] Hey! 717 00:33:02,584 --> 00:33:04,218 You're not getting on that plane. 718 00:33:04,218 --> 00:33:07,321 Ugh, are we really doing this? 719 00:33:07,321 --> 00:33:09,289 It's getting sad. 720 00:33:09,289 --> 00:33:11,526 Just accept you lost this one. 721 00:33:11,526 --> 00:33:13,994 I'll see you when humanity is burning 722 00:33:13,994 --> 00:33:16,497 due to its greed and hubris. 723 00:33:16,497 --> 00:33:18,533 Have a nice day. 724 00:33:18,533 --> 00:33:21,134 We have something you don't. 725 00:33:23,838 --> 00:33:25,305 Hmm? 726 00:33:27,909 --> 00:33:29,711 Reveal yourself. 727 00:33:33,046 --> 00:33:34,181 So what? 728 00:33:34,181 --> 00:33:35,583 I don't need the bottle. 729 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:38,786 We can do this the easy way or the hard way. 730 00:33:38,786 --> 00:33:40,220 The easy way is surrender. 731 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:41,923 Come with us now and stop your plan 732 00:33:41,923 --> 00:33:43,357 to cause chaos worldwide. 733 00:33:43,357 --> 00:33:45,560 The hard way, we take this back 734 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,327 to the library, put our heads together, 735 00:33:47,327 --> 00:33:48,830 and figure out a way to get you back into the bottle. 736 00:33:48,830 --> 00:33:51,533 You'll be stuck building pillow forts before you land. 737 00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:52,901 Yeah... 738 00:33:52,901 --> 00:33:54,134 You're bluffing. 739 00:33:54,134 --> 00:33:56,704 Hmm. Hard way it is, then. 740 00:34:00,642 --> 00:34:02,844 - Give me that bottle! - Here we go. 741 00:34:06,948 --> 00:34:09,551 - Oh, slap them in-- - I'm gonna miss my plane! 742 00:34:09,551 --> 00:34:12,119 Mr. Jenkins. Hi, it's Lysa Pascal. 743 00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:13,253 Mr. Stone gave me your number. 744 00:34:13,253 --> 00:34:16,189 Hi, I have a quick question 745 00:34:16,189 --> 00:34:18,392 about the door's Kruskal Szekeres coordinates? 746 00:34:19,761 --> 00:34:21,796 No, I'm not messing with the internal functioning. 747 00:34:23,031 --> 00:34:25,132 But if I were, would moving 748 00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:27,635 the aluminum conductors allow the coordinates to shift? 749 00:34:30,038 --> 00:34:31,672 I'll call you back. 750 00:34:34,107 --> 00:34:36,410 This is so fast and slow at the same time. 751 00:34:42,617 --> 00:34:43,718 Guys, in here. 752 00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:51,793 Running is hard! 753 00:34:59,199 --> 00:35:00,635 Bring it back! 754 00:35:00,635 --> 00:35:02,036 Lysa... 755 00:35:02,036 --> 00:35:06,074 in three, two... 756 00:35:06,074 --> 00:35:07,440 One! 757 00:35:18,686 --> 00:35:21,089 - It worked? - It worked. 758 00:35:23,156 --> 00:35:24,659 No, it didn't. 759 00:35:24,659 --> 00:35:26,694 I'll be taking my bottle now. 760 00:35:30,197 --> 00:35:31,331 Bring it back! 761 00:35:31,331 --> 00:35:33,835 Lysa, reset. Lysa, reset it. 762 00:35:33,835 --> 00:35:35,469 I'm trying. 763 00:35:41,976 --> 00:35:43,176 Now. 764 00:35:53,253 --> 00:35:54,822 Connor, catch. 765 00:36:02,530 --> 00:36:04,799 Lysa, hurry! 766 00:36:27,055 --> 00:36:28,623 She's got it working! 767 00:36:28,623 --> 00:36:30,457 Lysa, door at the end of the hall. 768 00:36:34,962 --> 00:36:37,065 Oh, no. No, no... 769 00:36:42,302 --> 00:36:44,972 Finally, now that was all very exciting. 770 00:36:44,972 --> 00:36:47,775 And as they say, all's well that ends well. 771 00:36:51,311 --> 00:36:53,413 A valiant attempt. 772 00:36:53,413 --> 00:36:55,550 But the game is over. 773 00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:05,993 [PA] Now, boarding for flight 6367 to New York City. 774 00:37:05,993 --> 00:37:09,262 - Now boarding. - Adieu, Librarians. 775 00:37:09,262 --> 00:37:12,265 That was marvelous cardio, by the way. 776 00:37:12,265 --> 00:37:14,035 But I have a plane to catch. 777 00:37:14,035 --> 00:37:15,103 Toodle-oo. 778 00:37:15,103 --> 00:37:17,939 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 779 00:37:17,939 --> 00:37:20,174 I told you, you're supposed to follow me. 780 00:37:20,174 --> 00:37:21,709 I'm the senior Librarian. 781 00:37:21,709 --> 00:37:23,511 I'm the one who knows what he's doing. 782 00:37:23,511 --> 00:37:24,712 That is not fair. 783 00:37:24,712 --> 00:37:26,013 We're doing everything we could. 784 00:37:26,013 --> 00:37:28,583 I have had enough of listening to you. 785 00:37:28,583 --> 00:37:31,351 I don't want to hear anything from you ever again. 786 00:37:31,351 --> 00:37:32,920 In fact, I wish I was on 787 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,790 the other side of the world right now. 788 00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:37,357 Wish granted. 789 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,864 You got to be careful what you wish for. 790 00:37:44,866 --> 00:37:46,734 Wait, what's happening? 791 00:37:48,035 --> 00:37:50,838 You know the bottle can't be empty, right? 792 00:37:50,838 --> 00:37:53,373 That means you have to fill it. 793 00:37:53,373 --> 00:37:55,943 And you tethered Stone to Vikram. 794 00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:58,146 So when he wished to be on the other side of the world, 795 00:37:58,146 --> 00:37:59,814 Stone went with him. 796 00:37:59,814 --> 00:38:01,348 I can't go back. 797 00:38:01,348 --> 00:38:03,017 I'm finally free. 798 00:38:03,017 --> 00:38:05,352 No! 799 00:38:13,995 --> 00:38:16,463 Some of us plan ahead... 800 00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:19,000 Some of us do it on the fly. 801 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,536 - We get the job done. - We get the job done. 802 00:38:23,871 --> 00:38:25,506 Hello? 803 00:38:25,506 --> 00:38:28,242 Did you know that on the other side 804 00:38:28,242 --> 00:38:29,442 of the world from Belgrade 805 00:38:29,442 --> 00:38:32,013 is the middle of the Pacific Ocean? 806 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,784 I think the tide is coming in! 807 00:38:36,784 --> 00:38:38,652 I'll get Lysa to set a door. 808 00:38:38,652 --> 00:38:40,453 There's no doors. 809 00:38:40,453 --> 00:38:42,489 Send a boat. 810 00:38:44,391 --> 00:38:46,093 Sharks. 811 00:38:46,093 --> 00:38:47,360 Oh, yes. 812 00:38:51,098 --> 00:38:52,567 Awesome. 813 00:38:55,236 --> 00:38:58,606 You two sure you didn't wanna stay on a tropical island? 814 00:38:58,606 --> 00:38:59,841 About 30 more minutes and that tropical island 815 00:38:59,841 --> 00:39:01,075 would have been underwater. 816 00:39:01,075 --> 00:39:04,645 But I gotta say, it was fast thinking. 817 00:39:04,645 --> 00:39:07,582 I may have thought about it in advance, 818 00:39:07,582 --> 00:39:09,317 by 20 seconds or so. 819 00:39:09,317 --> 00:39:12,620 Since this is the first genie bottle they've ever had, 820 00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:15,089 it's like the library's created a special room for it. 821 00:39:15,089 --> 00:39:18,826 Well, I assume it is buried deep with cement walls. 822 00:39:18,826 --> 00:39:21,161 A very exciting acquisition for the library. 823 00:39:21,161 --> 00:39:23,164 But how do you suppose we become untethered? 824 00:39:23,164 --> 00:39:24,998 You already are. 825 00:39:24,998 --> 00:39:27,400 When the genie was forced back into his bottle, 826 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,036 all his free wishes were reversed. 827 00:39:29,036 --> 00:39:31,739 Bit of a genie law we didn't know. 828 00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:39,113 Is tha... 829 00:39:46,621 --> 00:39:48,189 I'm already writing a report about it. 830 00:39:48,189 --> 00:39:51,058 People reappeared downtown, keys went missing, and... 831 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,895 Ambrose. 832 00:39:53,895 --> 00:39:55,529 Don't worry, I found a loophole. 833 00:39:59,065 --> 00:40:00,835 Oh, No. 834 00:40:00,835 --> 00:40:03,571 He's changed all my presets. 835 00:40:03,571 --> 00:40:06,306 Oh, look, Ambrose, it's Animal Planet. 836 00:40:07,875 --> 00:40:10,477 What do you mean you want to watch Love is Blind? 837 00:40:13,147 --> 00:40:15,181 Who knew a magical subdimensional space 838 00:40:15,181 --> 00:40:17,151 would subvert the life-death ratio. 839 00:40:17,151 --> 00:40:19,654 Wow, I gotta put that in my report. 840 00:40:19,654 --> 00:40:21,255 All right. Come on, Connor. 841 00:40:21,255 --> 00:40:22,623 Let's get this to the library. 842 00:40:22,623 --> 00:40:24,992 Let these two say goodbye. 843 00:40:24,992 --> 00:40:26,227 Yeah. 844 00:40:26,227 --> 00:40:28,094 At least the genie is going to be comfortable. 845 00:40:28,094 --> 00:40:31,866 He does have a fantastic Jacuzzi in there. 846 00:40:31,866 --> 00:40:34,602 I have returned globe's internal mechanisms 847 00:40:34,602 --> 00:40:36,237 to the original settings, so we should be able 848 00:40:36,237 --> 00:40:37,538 to get Mr. Stone home. 849 00:40:37,538 --> 00:40:39,040 Well, Mr. Stone, I realize 850 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,242 this must have been wildly inconvenient for you. 851 00:40:41,242 --> 00:40:45,579 But I must admit, I have found you being here enlightening. 852 00:40:45,579 --> 00:40:47,982 Well, I found it enlightening, too. 853 00:40:47,982 --> 00:40:50,151 You got a good team here, Vikram. 854 00:40:50,151 --> 00:40:52,585 If you guys stay in sync, you're gonna be unstoppable. 855 00:40:52,585 --> 00:40:54,454 Yes, it turns out all I needed 856 00:40:54,454 --> 00:40:59,126 to shift my pace was being tied to a stubborn Oklahoman. 857 00:41:00,561 --> 00:41:02,797 See? 858 00:41:02,797 --> 00:41:05,232 Functioning as intended. 859 00:41:15,543 --> 00:41:18,112 - You hungry? - Famished. 860 00:41:20,014 --> 00:41:21,215 Wait, wait, wait. No, I can fix this. 861 00:41:21,215 --> 00:41:22,917 I have complete faith... 862 00:41:22,917 --> 00:41:25,085 Just call us when you're done, and we'll bring ya a sandwich. 863 00:41:25,085 --> 00:41:26,954 Okay. 61005

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