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COMEDIE CU SUPEREROI
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Cine sunt eu?
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Chiar vre�i s� �ti�i?
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Adev�rul e c�, sunt un nimeni.
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De fapt,
mai r�u dec�t un nimeni.
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Sunt tipul �sta.
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Opri�i!
Opri�i autobuzul!
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Povestea vie�ii mele nu e
pentru cei slabi de �nger.
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Mul�umesc!
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Dar, ca orice poveste
ce merit� spus�,
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e vorba despre o fat�.
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Nu fata asta!
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Nu cred c� asta e fat�.
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Nu. E vorba de aceast� fat�,
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Jill Johnson.
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Sunt �ndr�gostit de ea
de c�nd m� �tiu,
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dar ea nici nu m� bag� �n seam�.
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Rick, vino �ncoace!
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�i-am p�strat un loc.
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Te sun eu mai �ncolo.
Pa!
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- Ce mai faci, omule?
- Salut, Trey!
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Sunt a�a de entuziasmat
de excursie.
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O s� vedem
ni�te chestii avansate.
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A�a suc mai zic �i eu.
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Ai ni�te baterii m�rimea C?
Alcaline?
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Am �n rucsac "sandvi�ul" nou
de la Sony.
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E Wi-Fi.
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Trebuie s-o ui�i, omule.
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Uite, hai s�-�i ar�t ceva.
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Nici m�car nu se uit� la tine.
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Dac� a� putea s�-i spun ce simt...
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Rick, �i-am mai zis,
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n-o s� fii niciodat� cu Jill.
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Umbl� numai cu fi�o�ii din liceu
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�i �tia nu ies
cu oameni din afara g�tii lor.
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Faza cu g�tile e o t�mpenie.
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Ba nu e.
Uit�-te �n jurul t�u, Rick!
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Uite, �ia sunt atle�ii...
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tocilarii, emokizii...
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fanii lui Frodo...
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societatea Scarface...
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pr�d�torii sexuali...
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- Cei care-i car� pumni lui Rick.
- Cine?
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útia sunt noi.
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Dar cui �i pas�?
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Noi avem ga�ca noastr�,
tu �i cu mine.
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Mul�umesc.
Trey, e�ti cel mai tare.
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- M� primi�i?
- Nu.
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La naiba! Suntem doar noi doi
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�mpotriva �ntregii lumi.
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Ar��i bine azi.
�mi place cum ��i st� p�rul.
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Am desc�rcat
ni�te chestii porcoase.
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S� nu spui nim�nui.
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Bun venit la Amalgamated.
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Eu sunt dr. Strom,
�eful departamentului de cercetare,
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locul unde cre�m viitorul... ast�zi.
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Acum, o s� v� prezint
m�ndria noastr�:
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laboratorul de genetic� animal�.
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Haide�i, explora�i!
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Rick, prive�te acolo!
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Toate animalele de aici
sunt modificate genetic...
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Ce frumu�ic� e�ti!
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Bun�, pas�re mic�!
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Salut!
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- E frumoas�, nu-i a�a?
- Da, e.
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O s�-i fac o poz�
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pentru revista �colii.
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V� rog s� nu hr�ni�i animalele
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�i s� nu face�i fotografii cu bli�.
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Unele din animalele
modificate genetic
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sunt sensibile la lumin�.
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A zburat.
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Ce pana mea faci, t�mpitule!
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C�rpe�te-l, Lance!
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- Lance, las�-l �n pace!
- Nu prea cred.
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E vreo problem�, Lance?
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Nu e nicio problem�,
unchiule Lou.
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Domnule Landers!
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Dumnealui e Lou Landers,
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un om de �tiin�� vizionar,
director la Amalgamated.
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Acum sunt doar om de afaceri.
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Viitorul �tiin�ei
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e �n m�inile voastre.
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Vizit� pl�cut�!
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Sunte�i bine?
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Da, e s�n�tos s� tu�e�ti cu s�nge.
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Rick Riker, nu-mi zice c� e�ti
fiul lui Blaine �i al Juliei Riker!
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- Ba da, eu sunt.
- Ce oameni de treab�!
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- Ce mai fac?
- Au murit tragic acum 9 ani.
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�n rest, e�ti bine?
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Da, mul�umesc.
Stau cu m�tu�a �i unchiul meu.
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A�chia nu sare departe de trunchi.
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S� sper�m c� n-o s� ai �i tu
un sf�r�it tragic.
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Asta pentru c� m-ai pus
�ntr-o situa�ie penibil�.
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Data viitoare, te caftesc.
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Tu e�ti omul, Lance.
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Studiul animalelor
ne-a ajutat s� cre�m
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antibiotice noi,
pesticide avansate
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�i un feromon puternic care stimuleaz�
�mperecherea animalelor,
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compusul H2O9.
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E un feromon puternic.
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O pic�tur� poate
s� st�rneasc� orice animal.
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Pl�nuim s�-l folosim pentru a �nmul�i
speciile pe cale de dispari�ie.
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Ceva special �i adesea ignorat...
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Un alt proiect promi��tor
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e cel cu aceste libelule.
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Aceast� specie de libelul�
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e extrem de puternic�
pentru m�rimea sa.
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Pune�i-l la p�m�nt, b�ie�i.
Sosesc!
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Am injectat ADN-ul
celor trei specii
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�n �apte super-libelule
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modificate genetic.
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Dar sunt numai �ase.
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Nu-mi fac probleme
pentru o singur� libelul�.
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Luna trecut�, am pierdut
�ase tigri.
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�n camera al�turat�,
sunt animalele domestice.
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Nu face�i nimic?
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Imediat ce urc filmul pe YouTube.
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Ia-o pe toat�, t�rf�!
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�n�eleg.
Cum s� nu, v� �n�eleg.
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Mul�umesc pentru telefon.
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Era directorul.
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Rick s-a desp�r�it de colegii s�i
�n timpul excursiei.
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Dup� toat� educa�ia
pe care i-am dat-o,
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a r�mas tot un zv�p�iat.
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De ce crezi c� e a�a, Albert?
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Habar n-am, Lucille.
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Eu doar l-am �nv��at cum e
s� fii b�rbat.
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�i ce b�rbat bun e�ti tu
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dup� at��ia ani de c�snicie!
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E ca la prima �nt�lnire.
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Sigur, e�ti pu�in mai �n v�rst�.
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�i tu ai p�rul alb.
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Ai riduri.
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��i ia o or� s� urinezi.
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Coapsele tale sunt ca
br�nza de vaci
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vomitat�
pe un trotuar fierbinte.
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�i tu ai avut mereu
un penis minuscul.
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Ce mai conteaz�,
c�nd e�ti �ndr�gostit?
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Rick...
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Chiar ne �ntrebam pe unde umbli.
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E a�a de t�rziu.
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Era �i timpul s� vii acas�.
M�tu�a ta �ncepea s�-�i fac� griji.
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Po�i s� dormi p�n� mai t�rziu,
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dar nu uita s� hr�ne�ti pe�tii.
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Ce b�iat bun!
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Nu �tiu...
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Dar parc�
nu e �n apele lui azi.
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Adolescen�ii �tia!
Las� c� vorbesc eu cu el.
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Ai avut o zi grea, nu?
N-o s� te mint.
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Pubertatea e o perioad� grea
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din via�a unui t�n�r.
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Cartea asta ��i explic� ce �i
se �nt�mpl�. S� vedem...
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"Schimb�ri bru�te de dispozi�ie,
re�inere de fluide"
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"�i, o dat� pe lun�,
��i s�ngereaz� vaginul."
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Cred c� e alt� carte.
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Important e c�
te apropii de maturitate.
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Poftim. Ia �i bea.
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Ritualurile b�rb��iei!
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Azi bei prima bere,
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m�ine,
��i facem circumcizie.
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�mi pierd r�bdarea, dr. Strom.
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V� rog, mai a�tepta�i c�teva minute.
L-am a�teptat destul pe egomaniacul �sta.
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Suntem Consiliul Director,
timpul nostru e pre�ios.
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Nu la fel de pre�ios ca al meu,
d-le Carlson.
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Vezi dumneata,
eu suf�r de o boal� terminal�.
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M� lupt cu ea de ani zile.
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Dar mi-a distrus
organele interne.
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Din acest moment,
mai am o or� de tr�it.
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Era la reducere.
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Domnilor, dac� sunte�i preg�ti�i,
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permite�i-mi s� v� ar�t viitorul.
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Ce naiba mai e �i asta?
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O inova�ie...
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care va salva via�a mea,
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�i viitorul acestei companii.
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Prea mult timp, am c�tigat bani
de pe urma pastilelor �i a injec�iilor!
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Adev�ratul premiu
e vindecarea complet�.
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Un dispozitiv care
poate modifica ADN-ul
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�i red� trupului s�n�tatea.
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E�ti nebun!
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Ba nu, e�ti nebun dac� auzi voci,
dac� vorbe�ti cu pisicile,
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dac� ie�i �n ora� cu Paula Abdul.
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Nu sunt nebun, sunt un vizionar!
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Domnule, dispozitivul
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n-a fost testat ca lumea,
dac� ceva merge prost...
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Porne�te dispozitivul!
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Nivelul plasmei e stabil.
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Modific�rile genetice
sunt la un nivel optim.
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Nucleul se supra�nc�lze�te!
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Trebuie s� ne oprim!
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A func�ionat?
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�mi pare r�u...
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Voi fi extrem de bucuros
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s� conduc compania
asta f�r� tine.
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D�-mi drumul!
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D-lor, cred c� e timpul
s� restructurez personalul.
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Nu, stai la distan��!
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C�t timp am dormit?
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Cinci zile.
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00:14:26,385 --> 00:14:27,996
Mu�c�tur� de libelul�
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Cu ce te poate ajuta MDnet azi?
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M� doare capul.
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Sunt r�cit.
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00:14:34,604 --> 00:14:36,633
Vreau s� �tiu
ce e �n neregul� cu Britney.
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Am fost mu�cat de o insect�.
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Ai dureri?
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Nu.
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Ai f�cut vreodat� sex?
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Da.
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Nu m� min�i.
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Nu te mint.
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Stai lini�tit, po�i s�-mi spui
adev�rul. Sunt medic.
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Bine, sunt virgin.
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Glume�ti. Ce fraier!
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RICK... am r�spunsuri.
Nu m� c�uta. Voi veni eu la tine.
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Stai!
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PROFX5016 te-a ad�ugat
ca prieten pe Facebook.
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Tat�...
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Credeam c� n-o s� mori niciodat�.
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Vino la micul dejun, Rick!
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Cobor imediat!
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Aten�ie, v� rog!
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Suntem �nc�nta�i s�-l avem
avem �n juriu
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pe cel mai mare
om de �tiin�� din lume.
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E profesor invitat
la Universitatea Empire City
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unde lucreaz� cu elementul
chimic rar, numit ceriliu.
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M� bucur s�-i urez bun venit
doctorului Stephen Hawking.
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V� mul�umesc pentru
aceast� primire c�lduroas�.
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Suf�r de o boal�
din cauza c�reia am paralizat.
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Nu pot s� merg �i folosesc
acest computer pentru a vorbi.
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00:17:14,725 --> 00:17:19,451
Cu toate acestea, nu sunt deprimat,
deoarece am darul cunoa�terii.
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Dar e o minciun�.
M� g�ndesc zilnic la sinucidere.
234
00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:27,036
Dar voi bucura�i-v�
de vie�ile voastre.
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00:17:27,072 --> 00:17:30,197
Umbla�i, vorbi�i, v� �terge�i
singuri la fund
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�i face�i sex.
237
00:17:32,097 --> 00:17:35,085
Eu n-am mai f�cut sex
de ani de zile.
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00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:38,876
Asistenta mea e lesbian�,
dar nu una bun�.
239
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:42,588
Vrea cineva s� se drogheze?
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00:17:42,624 --> 00:17:45,325
Am ni�te ha�i� la mine.
241
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,481
B�iatule alb cu rasta,
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tu �tii despre ce vorbesc.
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Vrea cineva?
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P�s�rici!
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00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:11,752
Ai grij� pe unde mergi
cu �ncetinitorul, t�mpitule!
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00:18:16,755 --> 00:18:18,593
Du-te la ea, prostule!
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Spune-i ce sim�i pentru ea.
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00:18:45,059 --> 00:18:46,935
El te-a pocnit!
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00:18:51,499 --> 00:18:54,048
O s� te omor!
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Lance, �nceteaz�!
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B�taie, b�taie!
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00:19:08,254 --> 00:19:09,463
La naiba!
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D�-te de pe mine!
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00:19:38,896 --> 00:19:41,636
Rahat, rahat!
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Opre�te! Opre�te!
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D�-te la o parte!
Nu am fr�ne!
257
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,600
D�-te din drum!
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00:20:44,685 --> 00:20:46,531
Doamn�, aten�ie!
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00:21:04,835 --> 00:21:07,300
- Cum ai...?
- Incredibil!
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00:21:07,342 --> 00:21:09,572
- I-ai salvat via�a b�tr�nei!
- Uimitor!
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00:21:09,627 --> 00:21:12,757
Dac� n-o d�deam la o parte,
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ar fi... murit.
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00:21:25,016 --> 00:21:27,239
Ar trebui s� fii m�ndru de tine.
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00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:29,945
E�ti un fel de... erou.
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00:21:30,452 --> 00:21:31,915
Scuza�i-m� o clip�!
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00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:38,110
Frumos din partea ta
s� m� aju�i, Trey.
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00:21:38,111 --> 00:21:41,103
Nicio problem�.
Oricum, �l a�teptam pe Rick.
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00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:46,172
Dumnezeule!
269
00:21:46,594 --> 00:21:49,270
Cum ai f�cut asta?
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00:21:49,307 --> 00:21:51,947
E mai u�or dec�t pare.
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00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,362
Nu prea cred.
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00:21:58,363 --> 00:22:00,830
Ce-ar fi s�-mi spui
ce se �nt�mpl�?
273
00:22:00,866 --> 00:22:04,120
Bine, ��i zic.
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00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,696
Dar trebuie s� p�strezi secretul.
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Cred c� am puteri...
supranaturale.
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Mi-e cam greu s� cred.
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00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:16,376
Bine, ce zici de asta?
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00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:18,001
Bine, love�te cu pumnul
de c�te ori vrei tu
279
00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:20,539
�i pun pariu pe 100 de dolari
c� nu nimere�ti.
280
00:22:22,795 --> 00:22:25,220
Floare la ureche!
281
00:22:25,257 --> 00:22:27,652
Ce altceva mai �tii s� faci?
282
00:22:27,688 --> 00:22:30,012
Am fost mu�cat de o libelul�
283
00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:33,707
�i unele au corpul
acoperit cu pl�ci dure.
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00:22:33,743 --> 00:22:36,380
Oare �i pielea mea o fi...
285
00:22:37,770 --> 00:22:40,440
Bine c� ai m�car puterea asta!
286
00:22:41,331 --> 00:22:43,033
Deci chiar ai puteri supranaturale.
287
00:22:43,058 --> 00:22:45,285
Am putea forma o echip�!
288
00:22:45,288 --> 00:22:47,718
O s� fim celebri, o s� avem bani...
289
00:22:47,754 --> 00:22:51,014
- Nu uita de curve.
- Nu vreau nici faim�,
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00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:53,239
�i nici curve.
291
00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:56,504
Nu mi-am dorit a�a ceva.
Vreau s� fiu un om normal.
292
00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:58,654
Nu asta �i-au dorit p�rin�ii t�i.
293
00:22:59,734 --> 00:23:01,718
Nu e�ti tat�l meu.
294
00:23:01,731 --> 00:23:03,574
Te iubesc la fel de mult
ca tat�l t�u.
295
00:23:03,593 --> 00:23:05,508
Cred �n tine la fel de mult
ca tat�l t�u.
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00:23:05,524 --> 00:23:08,817
Am f�cut sex cu mama ta
la fel ca tat�l t�u.
297
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:11,877
N-o s� m� �n�elegi niciodat�!
298
00:23:11,913 --> 00:23:15,430
Niciodat�!
299
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:29,186
Nu asta �i-au dorit p�rin�ii t�i.
300
00:23:34,106 --> 00:23:35,609
Ce spectacol magnific!
301
00:23:35,646 --> 00:23:37,450
Rick, �i-a pl�cut la oper�?
302
00:23:39,806 --> 00:23:41,720
Fiule, te preocup� ceva?
303
00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:43,852
E a�a de nedrept.
Ei nu au nimic.
304
00:23:44,092 --> 00:23:46,321
Vreau s� schimb lucrurile!
305
00:23:46,322 --> 00:23:48,859
Le vei schimba.
306
00:23:49,704 --> 00:23:51,436
�ntr-o bun� zi, Rick, lumea
va avea nevoie un erou.
307
00:23:52,479 --> 00:23:55,297
C�nd va veni acea zi,
o s� fii preg�tit?
308
00:23:55,664 --> 00:23:57,127
D�-mi portofelul!
309
00:23:57,139 --> 00:23:59,710
- �i inelul!
- Nu!
310
00:24:01,758 --> 00:24:04,214
�ntr-o bun� zi, Rick, lumea
va avea nevoie un erou.
311
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:07,299
C�nd va veni acea zi,
o s� fii preg�tit?
312
00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:10,972
Rick!
313
00:24:24,283 --> 00:24:26,232
Rick, te rog!
314
00:24:36,138 --> 00:24:40,103
- Tat�!
- Rick, sunt pe moarte...
315
00:24:40,288 --> 00:24:41,921
- Nu!
- Nu te speria.
316
00:24:42,059 --> 00:24:43,588
Fratele meu, Albert,
o s� aib� grij� de tine.
317
00:24:43,725 --> 00:24:47,244
Rick, to�i banii sunt ai t�i acum.
318
00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:50,723
Vinde toate ac�iunile unei
mici companii numit� Google.
319
00:24:50,894 --> 00:24:54,998
E inutil�.
Investe�te masiv �n Enron.
320
00:24:55,185 --> 00:24:58,217
Rick, vreau s�-�i dau ceva.
321
00:24:58,383 --> 00:25:01,439
Bag� m�na �n buzunarul hainei.
322
00:25:01,606 --> 00:25:04,803
Cel�lalt buzunar!
323
00:25:05,327 --> 00:25:06,501
Doamne!
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00:25:08,291 --> 00:25:10,309
Acest inel a fost al tat�lui meu
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00:25:10,345 --> 00:25:12,639
�i �nainte, al bunicului meu.
326
00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:15,240
Arat� c�-l meri�i, Rick.
Fii erou!
327
00:25:15,259 --> 00:25:17,281
Asum�-�i...
328
00:25:20,755 --> 00:25:22,802
Asum�-�i destinul!
329
00:25:22,837 --> 00:25:24,397
Tat�!
330
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:31,021
Nu sunt un supererou!
331
00:25:31,078 --> 00:25:33,790
Sunt un nimeni!
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00:25:36,473 --> 00:25:40,803
Lini�te!
O s� te omor!
333
00:25:52,241 --> 00:25:55,302
- E�ti bine?
- Ce, ai auzit �i tu?
334
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:58,724
E�ti o t�rf� ur�t�
�i nerecunosc�toare!
335
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,033
Exact c� m�-ta!
336
00:26:01,123 --> 00:26:03,119
- Ea cine e?
- Mama.
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00:26:03,156 --> 00:26:06,424
�n leg�tur� cu ce-a fost
la �coal� diminea��...
338
00:26:06,452 --> 00:26:07,705
Ne-ai b�gat �n sperie�i.
339
00:26:07,778 --> 00:26:09,764
Trec printr-o perioad� grea.
340
00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:13,159
�i eu. P�rin�ii mei vor
s� merg la facultate,
341
00:26:13,184 --> 00:26:15,931
dar eu vreau s� fiu dansatoare.
342
00:26:15,971 --> 00:26:17,570
Eu cred �n tine.
343
00:26:17,636 --> 00:26:20,350
Chiar crezi, nu-i a�a?
344
00:26:20,390 --> 00:26:23,033
De-ar g�ndi �i Lance a�a!
345
00:26:23,075 --> 00:26:24,852
Oare el e b�iatul potrivit pentru mine
346
00:26:24,912 --> 00:26:27,625
sau m� �nt�lnesc cu el doar
ca s�-l sfidez pe tata?
347
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,053
Nu las� niciun b�iat
�n preajma mea.
348
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:32,066
De-asta a instalat gardul
electrificat.
349
00:26:32,067 --> 00:26:34,796
Mai vedem noi.
Nu po�i fugi de destin.
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00:26:34,833 --> 00:26:36,876
- Nu-i a�a?
- A�a e.
351
00:26:37,199 --> 00:26:42,100
- Jill, hai s� mergem!
- Frumoas� ma�in�.
352
00:26:42,287 --> 00:26:46,145
�ntr-o zi, poate o s� m� sco�i
�i tu la plimbare cu ma�ina ta.
353
00:26:51,736 --> 00:26:53,924
Da...
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00:26:54,075 --> 00:26:56,026
Da, cu siguran��.
355
00:27:03,004 --> 00:27:04,845
Uite, doi amorezi!
356
00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:16,232
Ma�ina pe care mi-o pot permite
357
00:27:17,857 --> 00:27:20,531
C�t ai de g�nd s� cheltuie�ti?
358
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,585
300 de dolari.
359
00:27:25,544 --> 00:27:27,725
O rabl� de Nissan din 1983.
360
00:27:31,122 --> 00:27:33,662
Rick, sunt profesorul Xavier.
361
00:27:33,788 --> 00:27:37,543
Puterile tale cresc,
dar nu le po�i controla.
362
00:27:37,681 --> 00:27:40,359
E important s�...
363
00:27:40,486 --> 00:27:44,275
s� devii un erou...
antreneaz�-te ca s� po�i zbura.
364
00:27:45,928 --> 00:27:48,222
fundul t�u, deoarece...
365
00:27:48,348 --> 00:27:50,919
stai pe vine
pe o mas� de sticl�...
366
00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:54,593
Dou� fete...
o singur� cea�c�.
367
00:27:54,729 --> 00:27:55,666
�tii ce ai de f�cut.
368
00:27:55,703 --> 00:27:56,839
Ai nevoie de un �mprumut
ca s�-�i iei ma�in�?
369
00:28:07,225 --> 00:28:11,084
- Nu st�m mult.
- V� a�tept aici.
370
00:28:12,606 --> 00:28:14,729
V-am analizat cererea
pentru �mprumut, d-le Riker,
371
00:28:14,748 --> 00:28:17,223
dar n-ave�i slujb�,
n-a�i mai f�cut niciun �mprumut.
372
00:28:17,228 --> 00:28:19,452
�mi pare r�u, dar v� refuz.
373
00:28:19,466 --> 00:28:20,394
Dar �sta?
374
00:28:20,431 --> 00:28:21,758
Vrei un �mprumut? N-ai slujb�?
N-ai credit? Nicio problem�!
375
00:28:21,979 --> 00:28:23,025
E de luna trecut�.
376
00:28:23,811 --> 00:28:25,082
Vrei un �mprumut? N-ai slujb�?
N-ai credit? Du-te dracului!
377
00:28:25,191 --> 00:28:27,309
Promo�iile astea noi sunt populare.
378
00:28:27,328 --> 00:28:29,245
Trebuie s�-mi cump�r o ma�in�.
379
00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:32,343
D-le Riker, e�ti cel mai penibil
solicitant pe care l-am avut.
380
00:28:32,345 --> 00:28:35,198
Mul�umesc de �mprumut,
d-le Thompson!
381
00:28:36,467 --> 00:28:40,813
Dar e un b�iat bun. Poate pot
face eu ceva s� v� conving.
382
00:28:40,850 --> 00:28:42,412
Doamn�...
383
00:28:42,451 --> 00:28:45,595
Chiar dac�-mi freca�i prohabul
pe sub mas�, n-o s� m� r�zg�ndesc.
384
00:28:45,631 --> 00:28:47,546
Nu fac a�a ceva.
385
00:28:48,845 --> 00:28:50,828
Am mare nevoie de o ma�in�!
386
00:28:50,852 --> 00:28:52,730
Nu e problema mea.
387
00:28:53,494 --> 00:28:55,508
�sta e un jaf! Nu mi�c� nimeni!
388
00:28:55,511 --> 00:28:57,653
Toat� lumea la p�m�nt!
389
00:28:57,689 --> 00:28:59,090
- Jos!
- Haide, mi�c�, cucoan�!
390
00:28:59,126 --> 00:29:02,009
Haide, mi�c�!
391
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,885
Am f�cut �i eu aceea�i
gre�eal� c�nd am intrat.
392
00:29:07,922 --> 00:29:09,405
Mul�umesc!
393
00:29:11,055 --> 00:29:14,125
Idiotule, l-ai l�sat s� fug�
cu banii no�tri!
394
00:29:14,161 --> 00:29:17,155
Nu e problema mea.
395
00:29:26,917 --> 00:29:29,099
L�sa�i-m� s� trec!
396
00:29:33,244 --> 00:29:36,951
Slav� Domnului! Credeam c�
s-a �nt�mplat ceva groaznic.
397
00:29:36,987 --> 00:29:39,731
E un b�tr�n
care zace acolo �mpu�cat.
398
00:29:43,708 --> 00:29:46,971
Unchiule Albert!
�ncearc� s� respiri.
399
00:29:46,976 --> 00:29:50,677
Nu pot.
Te-ai a�ezat pe boa�ele mele.
400
00:29:50,714 --> 00:29:52,241
Scuz�-m�!
401
00:29:52,262 --> 00:29:54,641
Rick, ascult�.
402
00:29:54,677 --> 00:29:58,209
C�nd de�ii puterea, ai...
403
00:29:58,211 --> 00:29:59,677
O mare responsabilitate?
404
00:29:59,702 --> 00:30:01,809
Voiam s� zic curve,
405
00:30:01,813 --> 00:30:03,800
dar dac� vrei s� fii virgin
tot restul vie�ii...
406
00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:05,432
Unchiule Albert!
407
00:30:05,448 --> 00:30:07,635
Boa�ele mele!
408
00:30:26,476 --> 00:30:28,243
Dumnezeule!
D-le Landers!
409
00:30:41,135 --> 00:30:42,415
Nu...
410
00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:45,721
Bine.
411
00:30:45,758 --> 00:30:48,361
Trebuie s� ascund cadavrul!
412
00:30:54,449 --> 00:30:57,331
Intr�!
413
00:31:02,988 --> 00:31:06,428
Revin mai t�rziu.
414
00:31:21,850 --> 00:31:23,797
Jill?
415
00:31:24,572 --> 00:31:26,240
Am venit imediat ce-am aflat.
416
00:31:26,539 --> 00:31:29,464
- E numai vina mea.
- Rick, a fost un jaf armat.
417
00:31:29,482 --> 00:31:31,533
N-aveai ce s� faci.
418
00:31:31,594 --> 00:31:33,376
Puteam s�-l fi oprit pe criminal
�nainte s�-l �mpu�te pe unchiul meu.
419
00:31:33,412 --> 00:31:35,816
- Rick Riker?
- Da.
420
00:31:36,072 --> 00:31:37,787
Sunt doctorul Whitby.
Ce v�nt te-a adus aici?
421
00:31:37,987 --> 00:31:39,351
- Unchiul meu.
- Unchiul t�u te-a adus?
422
00:31:39,455 --> 00:31:42,322
- Nu, e grav r�nit.
- Atunci, n-ar trebui s� conduc�.
423
00:31:42,973 --> 00:31:45,303
Scuz�-m�, acum am de f�cut
un examen mamar.
424
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:48,328
D-le doctor, v� rog,
unchiul meu va supravie�ui?
425
00:31:48,925 --> 00:31:51,744
Nu sunt parior, dar dac� vrei
s� pariezi,
426
00:31:52,121 --> 00:31:54,032
- eu zic c� moare �ntr-o s�pt�m�n�.
- Dumnezeule!
427
00:31:54,098 --> 00:31:55,981
E o reac�ie
emo�ional� normal�,
428
00:31:56,017 --> 00:31:57,865
dar asta o s� te lini�teasc�.
429
00:31:58,652 --> 00:32:00,844
Frumos �i u�or...
430
00:32:01,643 --> 00:32:03,910
- Aia e vena dvs!
- Da, �tiu...
431
00:32:04,692 --> 00:32:06,911
Mai �nt�i, p�rin�ii mei,
acum el...
432
00:32:07,922 --> 00:32:09,553
Am f�cut-o de oaie.
433
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:12,175
A�a e, via�a ta e o dovad�
�n acest sens.
434
00:32:12,247 --> 00:32:15,069
Dar unchiul t�u credea �n tine,
�i eu la fel.
435
00:32:15,137 --> 00:32:18,544
Nu e niciodat� prea t�rziu s� devii
omul care e�ti sortit s� fii.
436
00:32:24,371 --> 00:32:26,204
Rick!
437
00:32:27,833 --> 00:32:29,980
Rick!
438
00:32:33,776 --> 00:32:34,850
Salut, Rick!
439
00:32:34,961 --> 00:32:37,500
Cine e�ti �i de unde-mi
�tii numele?
440
00:32:37,618 --> 00:32:39,918
- Sunt medium.
- Dovede�te!
441
00:32:40,035 --> 00:32:43,967
G�nde�te-te la un num�r
�ntre 1 �i un milion,
442
00:32:44,091 --> 00:32:45,896
iar eu o s�-l ghicesc.
443
00:32:46,995 --> 00:32:48,943
- Nou�.
- Nu cu voce tare, tontule!
444
00:32:49,057 --> 00:32:51,663
Urmeaz�-m�... nenorocitule.
445
00:32:53,078 --> 00:32:55,096
Numele meu e profesorul Xavier,
446
00:32:55,347 --> 00:32:57,295
iar asta e �coala mea.
447
00:32:57,541 --> 00:32:59,243
Am �nfiin�at-o
pentru a ajuta oamenii
448
00:32:59,472 --> 00:33:01,771
a�a ca tine,
cu talente deosebite.
449
00:33:02,001 --> 00:33:04,982
Elevii no�tri au �nv��at
s�-�i st�p�neasc� capacit��ile
450
00:33:05,018 --> 00:33:08,067
�i le folosesc pentru
binele comun.
451
00:33:12,611 --> 00:33:16,025
Avem copii care
pot trece prin ziduri.
452
00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:18,703
Avem �i copii care
cred c� pot trece prin ziduri.
453
00:33:18,704 --> 00:33:21,987
Unele fe�e ��i vor
p�rea cunoscute,
454
00:33:22,023 --> 00:33:24,728
cum ar fi cea a lui Wolverine.
455
00:33:24,764 --> 00:33:27,336
De al�ii, nici nu b�nuiai
c� exist�,
456
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,914
a�a cum e Str�nutil�.
457
00:33:29,917 --> 00:33:33,027
Majoritatea elevilor no�tri
au puterile din na�tere.
458
00:33:33,063 --> 00:33:36,137
Al�ii, asemeni �ie, le dob�ndesc
pe parcursul vie�ii.
459
00:33:36,678 --> 00:33:38,670
- �la nu e...
- Ba da.
460
00:33:38,707 --> 00:33:40,800
C�nd a venit la �coala asta,
461
00:33:40,837 --> 00:33:42,542
avea 60 de kilograme.
462
00:33:42,578 --> 00:33:44,963
Dac� iei destui steroizi,
po�i face orice.
463
00:33:46,006 --> 00:33:48,544
Las-o mai moale
cu pastilele, Barry!
464
00:33:53,964 --> 00:33:57,195
- De ce m-ai adus aici?
- Deoarece ai toate �ansele
465
00:33:57,348 --> 00:33:59,997
- s� fii cel mai bun.
- Dar nu pot nici s� zbor.
466
00:34:00,043 --> 00:34:02,093
Dup� ce-o s� �n�elegi
adev�rata natur� a eroismului,
467
00:34:02,238 --> 00:34:04,816
o s� �i zbori.
Mai �nt�i, trebuie s� te �nv��
468
00:34:04,914 --> 00:34:06,981
cum s� devii un supererou.
469
00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:10,079
Storm, parc� te-ai mai �ngr�at!
470
00:34:14,765 --> 00:34:16,952
D-le profesor,
�n leg�tur� cu secretul...
471
00:34:16,995 --> 00:34:18,490
- Vezi tu...
- Xavier!
472
00:34:18,552 --> 00:34:21,930
Fir-ar s� fie!
473
00:34:21,941 --> 00:34:24,132
�mi explici �i mie ce c�uta
asta �n dulapul t�u?
474
00:34:24,174 --> 00:34:25,804
Scumpo, nu v�d pe nimeni!
475
00:34:25,841 --> 00:34:28,170
Z�u?
476
00:34:28,269 --> 00:34:29,937
Fata Invizibil�?
477
00:34:30,038 --> 00:34:32,406
Se pare c� nu e suficient
de invizibil�.
478
00:34:32,505 --> 00:34:33,804
Dac� �tiai cum s� te por�i cu so�ul t�u,
479
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:34,973
poate c� nu s-ar fi �nt�mplat nimic.
480
00:34:35,074 --> 00:34:37,086
- Ba da.
- Curva asta e nebun�!
481
00:34:37,186 --> 00:34:39,105
O s� te c�rpesc de nu te vezi.
482
00:34:39,174 --> 00:34:40,562
- Nu m� iei tu pe mine a�a.
- �i ce-o s� faci, chealo?
483
00:34:40,913 --> 00:34:42,832
O s� te bat de nu te vezi.
484
00:34:45,848 --> 00:34:47,969
Numai at�ta po�i?
485
00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:50,978
Ce zici de asta, Curv� Invizibil�?
486
00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:53,294
Cum spui tu.
Eu m� car de-aici.
487
00:34:53,575 --> 00:34:56,846
Cum ai putut s�-mi faci asta mie
�i copiilor t�i?
488
00:34:56,882 --> 00:34:59,177
Noului t�u n�scut?
489
00:34:59,204 --> 00:35:01,014
De unde �tiu c� e al meu?
490
00:35:01,058 --> 00:35:03,562
Fiindc� poate s� fac� asta!
491
00:35:03,614 --> 00:35:05,009
La naiba!
492
00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:11,738
Acum n-o s� mai aflu
cum s� devin un supererou.
493
00:35:11,774 --> 00:35:14,823
Vrei s� afli secretul?
Apropie-te!
494
00:35:17,662 --> 00:35:19,814
F�-�i un costum,
handicapatule!
495
00:35:19,820 --> 00:35:23,336
Doamne! Sunt tot mai pro�ti
de la an la an.
496
00:35:24,317 --> 00:35:26,606
Un costum...
497
00:35:59,183 --> 00:36:03,002
Rick, e�ti...
498
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,629
Dumnezeule!
499
00:36:06,421 --> 00:36:08,169
S� fiu al naibii!
500
00:36:08,173 --> 00:36:10,854
Ar��i ca un supererou adev�rat!
501
00:36:10,870 --> 00:36:12,525
�mi place masca.
502
00:36:12,562 --> 00:36:14,181
Dar cum respiri?
503
00:36:16,199 --> 00:36:18,290
Ce se aude?
504
00:36:18,326 --> 00:36:21,055
Ai ascuns un tub
de oxigen sub masc�.
505
00:36:21,091 --> 00:36:22,935
B�iete, mai bine...
Presupun c�
506
00:36:22,936 --> 00:36:25,473
materialul e transparent, nu?
507
00:36:25,502 --> 00:36:27,661
S�-�i zic ceva.
E tare de tot!
508
00:36:27,729 --> 00:36:31,065
Sunt impresionat.
E pu�in zis impresionat.
509
00:36:41,756 --> 00:36:43,979
�la e locul meu.
510
00:36:44,038 --> 00:36:46,130
Stai pe garguiul meu.
Valea!
511
00:36:46,213 --> 00:36:48,523
- Poftim?!
- Ce naiba cau�i aici?
512
00:36:48,524 --> 00:36:50,109
Veghez asupra ora�ului
st�nd pe vine.
513
00:36:50,146 --> 00:36:51,694
Asta fac eu,
a�a c�, dac� nu pleci,
514
00:36:51,703 --> 00:36:53,880
va trebui
s� �mp�r�im garguiul.
515
00:36:53,886 --> 00:36:55,034
Bine, de acord.
516
00:36:58,809 --> 00:37:01,483
- Nu pot s� veghez �n pozi�ia asta.
- Nici eu.
517
00:37:01,612 --> 00:37:03,700
- Cum te cheam�?
- John Storm.
518
00:37:03,823 --> 00:37:06,333
Eu sunt Libelul�.
Care e puterea ta?
519
00:37:06,461 --> 00:37:08,894
Care e puterea mea?
D�-te mai �ncolo.
520
00:37:10,989 --> 00:37:14,115
Foc!
521
00:37:17,605 --> 00:37:20,424
Am luat foc!
522
00:37:20,432 --> 00:37:22,764
Adu o p�tur� sau ceva!
Fir-ar s� fie!
523
00:37:22,805 --> 00:37:26,250
Nu merge a�a! Adu extinctorul!
524
00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:27,618
Nu!
525
00:37:27,736 --> 00:37:30,032
Idiotule, �nceteaz�!
526
00:37:30,159 --> 00:37:32,179
E�ti bolnav la cap?!
527
00:37:35,570 --> 00:37:37,151
Benzin�
528
00:37:42,633 --> 00:37:44,994
Scuze! Gre�eala mea!
529
00:37:50,325 --> 00:37:54,671
Dup� ce-o s� �n�elegi
adev�rata natur� a eroismului,
530
00:37:54,789 --> 00:37:56,809
o s� po�i zbura.
531
00:37:59,992 --> 00:38:02,910
La naiba!
532
00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:09,809
B�rbat misterios pune m�na
pe un ho� de po�ete
533
00:38:09,846 --> 00:38:11,898
Cum �l cheam�?
534
00:38:11,934 --> 00:38:13,915
Omul-g�z�?
535
00:38:13,951 --> 00:38:16,414
Face�i cuno�tin�� cu D-l Verzui?
536
00:38:16,451 --> 00:38:18,878
Libelul� e homo?
Homo-libelul�
537
00:38:18,914 --> 00:38:20,203
Tom Cruise despre Libelul�
538
00:38:20,721 --> 00:38:25,208
Libelul� �sta...
nici m�car nu e un erou.
539
00:38:25,245 --> 00:38:28,382
Nu poate...
�i mi se pare... este...
540
00:38:29,657 --> 00:38:32,752
Nu poate
nici m�car s� zboare!
541
00:38:34,393 --> 00:38:36,469
Libelul� nici m�car
nu poate s� zboare!
542
00:38:40,001 --> 00:38:42,575
Eu pot s� zbor, a�i �n�eles?
543
00:38:43,494 --> 00:38:45,478
Eu pot s� zbor.
544
00:38:45,556 --> 00:38:47,222
�tiri de ultim� or�.
545
00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:50,009
Tom Cruise a murit.
"N-a putut s� zboare."
546
00:38:50,047 --> 00:38:52,183
Strom, ai rezultatele testelor?
547
00:38:52,712 --> 00:38:55,736
Din p�cate, trebuie s� ucide�i
�n fiecare zi
548
00:38:55,765 --> 00:38:57,718
ca s� pute�i tr�i.
549
00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:00,479
Doar dac� nu face�i rost
de ni�te ceriliu.
550
00:39:01,526 --> 00:39:03,060
Prive�te.
551
00:39:03,068 --> 00:39:04,636
Laboratorul lui Hawking
e �n sec�ia de fizic�.
552
00:39:04,695 --> 00:39:06,054
A� putea s� intru peste el.
553
00:39:06,169 --> 00:39:07,737
O s� fura�i ceriliu?
554
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,416
Nu eu.
555
00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:11,854
Dar poate e cineva �n mine
556
00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:15,025
care vrea s� supravie�uiasc�
cu orice pre�!
557
00:39:18,509 --> 00:39:20,841
Mi-au intrat cioburi �n ochi!
558
00:39:20,999 --> 00:39:24,093
- V� doare?
- Tu ce crezi?
559
00:39:24,269 --> 00:39:27,888
Dep�rta�i pleoapele cu degetele.
560
00:39:28,076 --> 00:39:30,063
�mpinge�i pleoapele!
561
00:39:30,215 --> 00:39:32,093
- Cu ambele degete?
- Ave�i degetele curate?
562
00:39:32,242 --> 00:39:34,431
�i roti�i globul ocular!
563
00:39:35,031 --> 00:39:36,771
�l rotesc!
564
00:39:36,959 --> 00:39:39,291
Scoate�i ciobul folosind alt ciob.
565
00:39:39,506 --> 00:39:41,209
E�ti nebun?
566
00:39:41,396 --> 00:39:43,476
M� duc s� aduc penseta.
567
00:39:43,736 --> 00:39:46,099
Citi�i despre Libelul�!
Cel mai mare erou!
568
00:39:46,241 --> 00:39:47,874
- Chiar aici?
- Chiar aici! Da!
569
00:39:48,004 --> 00:39:49,528
Citi�i totul despre el!
570
00:39:52,252 --> 00:39:53,956
Libelul� sare iar �n ajutor!
Ora�ul �i e recunosc�tor eroului!
571
00:39:55,209 --> 00:39:58,757
Pl�tim pentru poze cu Libelul�.
572
00:40:01,192 --> 00:40:03,556
Nu, tu s� m� ascul�i!
573
00:40:03,593 --> 00:40:06,271
D�-mi articolul �la
sau te concediez!
574
00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:07,448
Tu cine naiba mai e�ti?
575
00:40:07,518 --> 00:40:09,604
M� �ntrebam dac� ave�i
vreun post liber.
576
00:40:09,649 --> 00:40:13,097
Un post?! Cum �ndr�zne�ti
s�-mi ceri mie o slujb�?
577
00:40:13,106 --> 00:40:16,134
Sunt redactorul �ef!
�l cunosc pe primarul de pe Venus!
578
00:40:16,154 --> 00:40:18,377
Hamburgerii pot prezice viitorul!
579
00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:19,948
Ne cerem scuze.
580
00:40:20,008 --> 00:40:21,961
�mp�r�im cl�direa
cu un spital de nebuni.
581
00:40:22,010 --> 00:40:24,967
Ve�ti proaste, �efu'.
Nu g�sim nic�ieri poze cu Libelul�.
582
00:40:24,988 --> 00:40:27,283
La naiba! Ne trebuie
pentru edi�ia de m�ine.
583
00:40:27,322 --> 00:40:29,508
Dar astea?
584
00:40:32,809 --> 00:40:37,192
E ca �i cum tu ai fi Libelul�.
585
00:40:37,276 --> 00:40:38,909
Nu, nu! Vede�i?
586
00:40:38,966 --> 00:40:41,440
Uita�i.
587
00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:43,387
Asta da fotografie!
588
00:40:43,436 --> 00:40:46,182
Porne�te scanerul de frecven�e.
Poli�ia e la Universitatea Empire.
589
00:40:46,209 --> 00:40:49,205
O s� avem nevoie de poze.
Pu�tiule, vreau s�...
590
00:40:49,226 --> 00:40:51,208
Unde a disp�rut?
591
00:40:57,141 --> 00:40:59,573
Haide, repede!
592
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,308
Sunt �eful poli�iei!
Am �nconjurat cl�direa!
593
00:41:08,336 --> 00:41:10,069
Ie�i cu m�inile sus!
594
00:41:13,501 --> 00:41:16,004
Ce naiba se aude?
595
00:41:29,279 --> 00:41:32,129
Eu sunt Clepsidr�!
596
00:41:32,286 --> 00:41:35,409
Timpul vostru s-a scurs!
597
00:41:52,001 --> 00:41:53,528
E inutil s� opui rezisten��!
598
00:41:54,475 --> 00:41:56,277
O s� lupt p�n� la ultima suflare.
599
00:41:56,313 --> 00:42:00,071
Asemenea nisipurilor timpului,
sunt f�r� sf�r�it!
600
00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:01,890
R�ul nu triumf� niciodat�, Clepsidr�!
601
00:42:01,947 --> 00:42:04,696
Vei pl�ti pentru crimele tale,
iar dreptatea va fi...
602
00:42:04,779 --> 00:42:06,860
Opri�i! Opri�i!
603
00:42:06,869 --> 00:42:08,885
Opri�i!
604
00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:11,509
Te sim�i bine?
605
00:42:11,565 --> 00:42:14,793
Nu.
606
00:42:18,463 --> 00:42:20,201
Lame de titaniu.
607
00:42:20,237 --> 00:42:21,730
Pot t�ia �i diamantele.
608
00:42:21,773 --> 00:42:24,339
Eu nu port diamante.
609
00:42:32,639 --> 00:42:35,561
Mi-a� fi dorit
s� stau mai mult, Libelul�,
610
00:42:35,635 --> 00:42:39,079
dar nu am timp.
611
00:42:44,872 --> 00:42:48,316
Lame de titaniu... Se pare c�
cineva �i-a g�sit sl�biciunea.
612
00:42:48,369 --> 00:42:49,894
Nu e sl�biciunea mea.
613
00:42:49,930 --> 00:42:53,198
Scuze, uitasem.
Sl�biciunea ta e c� nu po�i zbura.
614
00:42:53,234 --> 00:42:54,556
Poate dac� ai avea un partener...
615
00:42:54,598 --> 00:42:55,881
N-am nevoie de ajutor.
616
00:43:00,283 --> 00:43:03,481
M� descurc �i singur.
617
00:43:03,513 --> 00:43:05,429
�ii mult la ea, nu-i a�a?
618
00:43:05,430 --> 00:43:07,725
Ce? Nu...
619
00:43:07,817 --> 00:43:10,386
E cu altcineva.
620
00:43:10,395 --> 00:43:12,150
Poate e mai bine a�a.
621
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,949
Ar putea fi periculos pentru ea,
622
00:43:13,957 --> 00:43:16,339
s� fie prietena Libelulei.
623
00:43:16,375 --> 00:43:18,395
Nu �tiu ce s� fac, m�tu�� Lucille.
624
00:43:18,396 --> 00:43:20,351
- O iubesc.
- Bine.
625
00:43:20,388 --> 00:43:22,285
Dar pentru a ajunge la tine,
626
00:43:22,287 --> 00:43:25,834
du�manii t�i vor ataca persoanele
la care �ii cel mai mult.
627
00:43:25,910 --> 00:43:29,841
Vezi s� nu-i r�ne�ti
pe cei pe care-i iube�ti.
628
00:43:32,620 --> 00:43:36,306
Oricine ar fi aceast� Libelul�,
s� ne lase �n pace.
629
00:43:36,342 --> 00:43:38,392
N-avem nevoie de supereroi.
630
00:43:38,421 --> 00:43:40,601
Ora�ul nostru are nevoie
de mai mul�i poli�i�ti.
631
00:43:40,604 --> 00:43:42,553
�i de restaurante "Hooters".
632
00:43:51,954 --> 00:43:53,762
Jill!
633
00:43:53,828 --> 00:43:55,209
Rick?
634
00:43:55,218 --> 00:43:57,309
Am auzit c� ai dat o prob� �i...
635
00:43:57,316 --> 00:43:59,198
Sunt superbe.
636
00:43:59,257 --> 00:44:01,479
C�t m� po�i sprijini!
637
00:44:01,486 --> 00:44:04,550
Lance de ce nu e ca tine?
638
00:44:07,208 --> 00:44:09,879
�mi ascunzi ceva, nu-i a�a?
639
00:44:09,916 --> 00:44:11,274
Un secret.
640
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,138
Un secret pe care-l �ii
ferecat �n tine.
641
00:44:14,836 --> 00:44:18,063
P�i, e un...
642
00:44:19,312 --> 00:44:22,194
Nu-�i dezv�lui identitatea, Rick.
643
00:44:24,173 --> 00:44:27,090
Omule, e�ti un supererou!
644
00:44:27,162 --> 00:44:30,607
O dat� pe lun�,
��i curge s�nge din vagin.
645
00:44:33,068 --> 00:44:34,840
Eu...
646
00:44:36,437 --> 00:44:38,623
Nu-i nimic.
647
00:44:38,936 --> 00:44:41,961
Nimic?!
648
00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:46,789
Trebuie s� plec.
649
00:44:47,690 --> 00:44:49,221
E�ti un prieten bun.
650
00:44:53,456 --> 00:44:56,653
Ia uite ce bun� e!
651
00:44:56,984 --> 00:44:58,897
La naiba!
652
00:45:00,251 --> 00:45:02,955
Hai s-o prindem!
653
00:45:44,466 --> 00:45:46,796
Ce r�u doare!
654
00:45:47,803 --> 00:45:50,476
Te implor, d�-mi drumul!
655
00:46:04,999 --> 00:46:07,728
Stai!
656
00:46:07,735 --> 00:46:10,855
- Unde e�ti?
- �n spatele t�u.
657
00:46:13,186 --> 00:46:15,268
Mi-ai salvat via�a.
658
00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:18,645
Pot s�-�i mul�umesc?
659
00:47:01,192 --> 00:47:03,083
Du-te! Fii erou!
660
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,448
Se pare c� pl�nui�i
o ucidere �n mas�.
661
00:47:33,449 --> 00:47:35,530
Ave�i nevoie de ajutor?
662
00:47:46,484 --> 00:47:47,593
Nemurire
663
00:47:54,352 --> 00:47:57,655
M� bucur c� tu �i prietenul t�u
664
00:47:57,702 --> 00:47:59,717
v� petrece�i
Ziua Recuno�tin�ei cu noi.
665
00:47:59,723 --> 00:48:01,677
Normal, Lucille.
666
00:48:01,686 --> 00:48:03,600
Ai nevoie de sprijin
�n momente din astea.
667
00:48:03,610 --> 00:48:07,120
Da, mi-e dor de Albert al meu
�n fiecare diminea��.
668
00:48:07,157 --> 00:48:09,312
�n 50 de ani de c�s�torie
669
00:48:09,348 --> 00:48:11,466
te apropii mult de un om.
670
00:48:11,475 --> 00:48:13,282
A� vrea s� tr�iesc �i eu
o asemenea poveste de dragoste.
671
00:48:13,299 --> 00:48:15,038
O s� tr�ie�ti, draga mea.
672
00:48:15,057 --> 00:48:17,774
Trebuie doar s�-�i ascul�i inima.
673
00:48:17,779 --> 00:48:20,494
Nu �tiu dac� pot.
674
00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:22,271
Jill...
675
00:48:22,291 --> 00:48:25,804
Dac� nu ai �ncredere �n tine,
�n cine s� mai ai �ncredere?
676
00:48:25,841 --> 00:48:27,582
�tiu.
677
00:48:27,602 --> 00:48:29,618
Dar dac� inima m� �ndeamn�
s� fiu cu cineva
678
00:48:29,624 --> 00:48:30,985
cu care nu pot s� fiu?
679
00:48:31,021 --> 00:48:32,795
Nu e un b�iat oarecare.
680
00:48:32,812 --> 00:48:35,134
Las-o balt�,
o s� crezi c� sunt nebun�.
681
00:48:35,136 --> 00:48:36,699
Ba nu.
682
00:48:36,726 --> 00:48:38,713
Mie po�i s�-mi spui orice.
683
00:48:38,722 --> 00:48:40,805
�tiu s� �in un secret.
684
00:48:40,808 --> 00:48:43,019
O s� �i se par� ridicol,
685
00:48:43,055 --> 00:48:45,230
dar e vorba de Libe...
686
00:48:45,282 --> 00:48:46,387
M� duc eu.
687
00:48:49,327 --> 00:48:52,353
Bun�, iubito!
688
00:48:52,373 --> 00:48:55,641
Am uitat s�-�i spun c�
l-am invitat �i pe unchiul meu.
689
00:48:55,655 --> 00:48:57,953
- Unchiul t�u?
- Ce e? Mai pune o farfurie.
690
00:48:58,486 --> 00:48:59,985
Bine.
691
00:49:00,113 --> 00:49:03,657
D-r� Johnson, scuz� lipsa
de maniere a nepotului meu.
692
00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:06,771
- Mul�umesc.
- D-n� Adams, sunt Lou Landers.
693
00:49:06,799 --> 00:49:08,852
Sper c� nu v� deranjez.
694
00:49:08,905 --> 00:49:11,832
Sigur c� nu,
mereu e loc pentru �nc� cineva.
695
00:49:11,863 --> 00:49:13,149
Mul�umesc.
696
00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:15,341
Ziua Recuno�tin�ei
se petrece �n familie.
697
00:49:15,392 --> 00:49:17,344
Iar Lance e singura mea rud�.
698
00:49:17,399 --> 00:49:19,348
- Nu m-am c�s�torit.
- Tort cu fructe?
699
00:49:19,403 --> 00:49:21,768
Nu, n-am �nt�lnit
femeia potrivit�.
700
00:49:22,298 --> 00:49:26,208
Lance mi-a spus c�
Rick Riker e vecinul t�u.
701
00:49:26,217 --> 00:49:27,951
Unde e Rick?
702
00:49:31,772 --> 00:49:33,787
Ciudat.
703
00:49:33,837 --> 00:49:36,272
Credeam c� a ie�it �n ora�.
M� duc s� v�d dac� e �n camera lui.
704
00:49:36,296 --> 00:49:38,350
V� rog, sunte�i ocupat�.
L�sa�i-m� pe mine.
705
00:49:38,390 --> 00:49:40,993
Mul�umesc.
La etaj, a doua u�� pe dreapta.
706
00:49:57,527 --> 00:49:59,436
Rick?
707
00:51:40,362 --> 00:51:42,967
Scuza�i-m� pentru �nt�rziere.
708
00:51:42,968 --> 00:51:45,440
D-le Landers...
709
00:51:45,639 --> 00:51:47,343
Rick...
710
00:51:47,345 --> 00:51:49,088
Ai ajuns la fix.
711
00:51:49,179 --> 00:51:51,194
A�eza�i-v�.
712
00:51:54,385 --> 00:51:56,091
Mai �nt�i, rug�ciunea.
713
00:51:56,141 --> 00:51:57,600
Iisuse!
714
00:51:57,692 --> 00:51:59,119
Amin!
715
00:51:59,911 --> 00:52:01,577
V� rog s� �ncepe�i.
716
00:52:01,749 --> 00:52:03,701
M�ncarea e apetisant�, Lucille.
717
00:52:03,885 --> 00:52:06,842
Lui Rick trebuie s�-i mul�umim.
718
00:52:07,063 --> 00:52:09,703
De c�nd Albert a...
719
00:52:09,913 --> 00:52:13,151
Rick m� ajut�. S-a angajat.
720
00:52:13,383 --> 00:52:15,680
Te-ai angajat?
Mie nu mi-ai spus.
721
00:52:15,876 --> 00:52:20,007
Sunt fotograful neoficial
al Libelulei.
722
00:52:23,043 --> 00:52:24,739
Ce-ai p��it la bra�?
723
00:52:28,023 --> 00:52:30,587
A dat peste mine un curier
pe biciclet�.
724
00:52:32,027 --> 00:52:34,162
V�d c� ave�i �ncheietura bandajat�.
725
00:52:34,167 --> 00:52:37,092
Da, m-am op�rit cu ni�te
cafea fierbinte.
726
00:52:37,093 --> 00:52:38,972
Iar tu ai buza t�iat�.
727
00:52:40,959 --> 00:52:43,736
Mi s-a rupt pipa
c�nd fumam iarb�.
728
00:52:44,988 --> 00:52:47,353
Ave�i o zg�rietur� pe g�t.
729
00:52:47,390 --> 00:52:49,722
Da...
730
00:52:49,761 --> 00:52:52,613
M-am �nt�lnit cu o fat�
de pe Internet.
731
00:52:52,650 --> 00:52:54,565
�i tu ai ni�te v�n�t�i pe g�t.
732
00:52:54,566 --> 00:52:56,449
M-am...
733
00:52:56,486 --> 00:52:58,848
M-am �nt�lnit cu un tip
de pe Internet.
734
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,924
�mi pare r�u, Lance.
Trebuie s� plec�m.
735
00:53:04,926 --> 00:53:07,466
De ce?
736
00:53:07,471 --> 00:53:09,518
Am f�cut �n pantaloni.
737
00:53:11,066 --> 00:53:13,011
Conduc eu.
738
00:53:26,493 --> 00:53:29,134
- Mul�umesc c� m� aju�i s� fac curat.
- N-ai de ce.
739
00:53:29,537 --> 00:53:32,287
S�rmana e a�a de obosit�.
740
00:53:32,304 --> 00:53:35,019
�tii cum sunt b�tr�nii
dup� o mas� copioas�.
741
00:53:35,037 --> 00:53:38,032
Deci, e�ti prieten cu Libelul�?
742
00:53:39,862 --> 00:53:41,531
Da... Cred c� da.
743
00:53:41,582 --> 00:53:43,879
Se poate zice c� suntem apropia�i.
744
00:53:43,910 --> 00:53:47,351
A �ntrebat vreodat� de mine?
745
00:53:47,352 --> 00:53:49,365
Da.
746
00:53:49,406 --> 00:53:51,950
- Da, o dat�.
- �i ce i-ai spus?
747
00:53:53,392 --> 00:53:55,304
I-am spus...
748
00:53:55,346 --> 00:53:56,452
I-am spus...
749
00:53:57,507 --> 00:54:00,463
I-am spus c�, atunci
c�nd e�ti cu Jill...
750
00:54:00,475 --> 00:54:04,047
C�nd te ui�i �n ochii ei
�i ea se uit� �n ochii t�i...
751
00:54:07,248 --> 00:54:08,974
Sim�im c� vrei s� fii o persoan�
752
00:54:08,977 --> 00:54:11,551
mai bun� dec�t e�ti
753
00:54:11,591 --> 00:54:13,221
pentru a...
754
00:54:15,028 --> 00:54:18,154
Dac� ai norocul s� fii
vreodat� cu ea,
755
00:54:18,876 --> 00:54:22,001
trebuie s� profi�i la maximum
pentru a-i admira...
756
00:54:27,752 --> 00:54:30,978
Elegan�a, frumuse�ea
f�r� margini...
757
00:54:35,660 --> 00:54:37,736
�i dragostea ei nesf�r�it�..
758
00:54:40,073 --> 00:54:41,598
- Nu pl�nge.
- Nu pl�ng.
759
00:54:42,167 --> 00:54:44,119
M� ustur� ochii.
760
00:54:45,338 --> 00:54:46,901
Rick, vreau s� �tii c�
761
00:54:46,914 --> 00:54:48,616
astea au fost cele
mai frumoase vorbe
762
00:54:48,694 --> 00:54:50,574
pe care mi le-a spus
cineva vreodat�.
763
00:54:56,677 --> 00:54:59,382
- O lum�nare parfumat�?
- Mul�umesc.
764
00:55:00,819 --> 00:55:04,425
Sunt a�a de confuz�
�i, totu�i...
765
00:55:05,995 --> 00:55:08,426
�tiu exact ce vreau.
766
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,135
Scuze c-am venit neinvitat!
767
00:55:30,145 --> 00:55:33,378
Nu face nimic. Chiar speram
s� deschid� cineva fereastra.
768
00:55:33,414 --> 00:55:35,885
Se f�cuse cam cald.
769
00:55:35,906 --> 00:55:39,187
Deci asta e vizuina Libelulei.
770
00:55:39,223 --> 00:55:42,468
- Cum ai...?
- Nu, nu, nu...
771
00:55:42,473 --> 00:55:44,580
N-am venit s� m� lupt cu tine.
772
00:55:44,613 --> 00:55:46,890
Sunt alte mii de oameni
pe care inten�ionez s�-i omor.
773
00:55:46,918 --> 00:55:50,118
Am venit doar ca s�-�i ar�t
774
00:55:50,217 --> 00:55:53,812
cine va fi r�nit
dac�-mi stai �n cale.
775
00:55:53,818 --> 00:55:55,840
Niciodat�!
776
00:56:06,828 --> 00:56:10,268
E timpul s� plec�m!
777
00:56:15,635 --> 00:56:18,163
Femeia, Lucille Adams
din estul ora�ului,
778
00:56:18,170 --> 00:56:20,568
- e r�nit� grav.
- Cum a fost r�nit�?
779
00:56:20,582 --> 00:56:22,425
- Grav.
- �i Libelul�?
780
00:56:22,428 --> 00:56:24,436
Nu v� spun dec�t at�t.
781
00:56:24,437 --> 00:56:26,737
N-a salvat via�a nim�nui.
782
00:56:27,180 --> 00:56:29,621
D-le doctor, cum se simte?
783
00:56:29,628 --> 00:56:32,067
M� tem c�, pe m�tu�a ta,
o a�teapt� ce e mai r�u.
784
00:56:32,076 --> 00:56:35,134
Nu poate vorbi, nu poate umbla
�i nu-�i poate controla intestinele.
785
00:56:35,180 --> 00:56:36,539
E groaznic!
786
00:56:36,572 --> 00:56:39,003
�tiu. I-am f�cut o pagin�
pe MySpace cu numele
787
00:56:39,081 --> 00:56:41,659
"Ma�in� de Rahat Nebun�".
788
00:56:41,660 --> 00:56:43,296
Are deja 40 de prieteni.
789
00:56:43,314 --> 00:56:45,630
Stai pu�in, e m�tu�a altcuiva.
790
00:56:45,631 --> 00:56:47,906
M�tu�a ta nu are probleme
cu intestinele.
791
00:56:47,911 --> 00:56:49,861
- Slav� Domnului!
- Pentru c� e moart�.
792
00:56:49,864 --> 00:56:53,000
�mi pare r�u, Rick,
dar am o veste bun�.
793
00:56:53,036 --> 00:56:55,386
Unchiul t�u, s-a trezit din com�
azi de diminea��.
794
00:56:55,422 --> 00:56:56,601
Serios?
795
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:59,611
Dar s� nu-i spui de m�tu�a ta.
796
00:56:59,647 --> 00:57:02,627
Starea lui mintal� e delicat�,
orice veste proast�
797
00:57:02,664 --> 00:57:05,269
�l poate face s� reintre �n com�.
798
00:57:05,306 --> 00:57:07,112
Am �n�eles.
799
00:57:09,403 --> 00:57:11,834
D-le Adams, ave�i un vizitator.
800
00:57:11,871 --> 00:57:14,970
- E Lucille?
- Nu e so�ia dvs moart�.
801
00:57:15,006 --> 00:57:16,781
E nepotul.
802
00:57:16,807 --> 00:57:19,032
Nu uita, f�r� ve�ti proaste.
803
00:57:19,041 --> 00:57:21,909
D-le, uita�i factura mea.
804
00:57:21,946 --> 00:57:25,442
- M-a�i operat?
- Da, v-am confundat
805
00:57:25,478 --> 00:57:27,362
cu unul dintre pacien�ii care
voiau schimbare de sex,
806
00:57:27,383 --> 00:57:29,714
dar nu v� face�i griji,
nu v-am extirpat penisul.
807
00:57:29,719 --> 00:57:31,585
V-am t�iat testiculele.
808
00:57:31,608 --> 00:57:32,631
Din moment ce v-a murit so�ia,
809
00:57:32,689 --> 00:57:34,285
n-o s� mai ave�i nevoie de ele.
810
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,132
�nvesele�te-l �i tu pu�in.
811
00:57:36,158 --> 00:57:38,343
O s� se pun� repede pe picioare.
812
00:57:40,242 --> 00:57:43,405
Ne-am adunat azi aici
pentru a ne lua adio
813
00:57:43,417 --> 00:57:46,269
- de la Lucille Adams.
- Adio!
814
00:57:46,271 --> 00:57:48,983
�i, acum, elogiile.
815
00:57:49,296 --> 00:57:51,283
E tragic c�
aceasta e ultima oar�
816
00:57:51,285 --> 00:57:53,687
c�nd mai pot privi
chipul so�iei mele.
817
00:57:53,744 --> 00:57:55,962
Doamne, Lucille!
818
00:57:55,971 --> 00:58:00,390
Cum ai putut s� mi-o iei?
Nu pot tr�i f�r� ea!
819
00:58:01,868 --> 00:58:04,060
Lucille!
F� dragoste cu mine!
820
00:58:04,068 --> 00:58:05,844
Ne pare r�u, s-a produs
o gre�eal�!
821
00:58:05,904 --> 00:58:08,512
D�nsa e so�ia dvs!
822
00:58:08,562 --> 00:58:10,780
Aceea e so�ia d�nsului.
823
00:58:13,252 --> 00:58:15,387
L�sa�i-m� cinci minute.
824
00:58:19,586 --> 00:58:21,531
- Unchiule Albert?
- Nu am terminat.
825
00:58:26,582 --> 00:58:28,876
E�ti un b�rbat norocos.
826
00:58:29,017 --> 00:58:30,510
Unde e Lucille?
827
00:58:30,639 --> 00:58:33,836
Lucille!
828
00:58:39,940 --> 00:58:43,000
Am un cupon pentru incinerare.
829
00:58:47,548 --> 00:58:49,172
Rick...
830
00:58:50,371 --> 00:58:52,969
�mi pare r�u
pentru pierderea suferit�.
831
00:58:53,842 --> 00:58:55,194
Ce e?
832
00:58:57,042 --> 00:58:59,200
�tiu c� am spus unele lucruri...
833
00:58:59,215 --> 00:59:01,261
Acum, mai mult ca niciodat�,
�mi dau seama c�
834
00:59:02,574 --> 00:59:04,558
nu putem fi �mpreun� niciodat�.
835
00:59:04,572 --> 00:59:07,384
Nu te cred!
836
00:59:09,026 --> 00:59:12,486
M� iube�ti, Rick.
�tiu c� m� iube�ti.
837
00:59:12,494 --> 00:59:16,007
Jill, crede-m�, ��i spun asta
pentru binele t�u.
838
00:59:19,742 --> 00:59:21,651
Nu te iubesc.
839
00:59:23,601 --> 00:59:25,677
Nu mai e�ti
printre numerele mele favorite.
840
00:59:27,164 --> 00:59:29,216
Cum ai putut?!
841
01:00:28,597 --> 01:00:30,809
Cel mai probabil
s� provoace depresie
842
01:00:37,037 --> 01:00:38,904
Ce noroc ai avut, omule!
843
01:00:38,905 --> 01:00:41,238
M-ai b�tut la doar dou� puncte.
844
01:00:41,274 --> 01:00:43,571
Ultimele nou� g�uri m-au omor�t.
845
01:00:44,509 --> 01:00:46,015
Doamne!
846
01:00:46,052 --> 01:00:48,398
- Cum arat� casa!
- Ce faci, omule?
847
01:00:48,438 --> 01:00:50,289
Trebuie s� te aduni.
848
01:00:50,326 --> 01:00:53,770
Ce rost are?
849
01:00:57,698 --> 01:00:59,780
Uit�-te la tine!
M�n�nci numai prostii,
850
01:00:59,897 --> 01:01:03,586
por�i o barb� fals�.
851
01:01:03,713 --> 01:01:06,915
�i-am g�sit costumul
aruncat la gunoi.
852
01:01:07,038 --> 01:01:09,576
Nu mai sunt Libelul�.
853
01:01:09,695 --> 01:01:12,588
Dar ai zis c� Clepsidr�
o s� omoare mii de oameni.
854
01:01:12,710 --> 01:01:14,936
V-am spus c� nu sunt erou.
M�tu�a Lucille a murit,
855
01:01:15,029 --> 01:01:16,905
am respins-o pe singura fat�
pe care o iubesc
856
01:01:17,021 --> 01:01:18,342
�i nici m�car nu pot s� zbor.
857
01:01:21,074 --> 01:01:24,412
�mi doresc s� nu fi fost mu�cat
niciodat� de libelula aia idioat�!
858
01:01:24,436 --> 01:01:27,632
Poate c� tat�l t�u n-ar fi trebuit
s�-�i dea �sta.
859
01:01:27,633 --> 01:01:31,252
Uit�-te la cuvintele pe care str�mo�ii
t�i le-au inscrip�ionat pe inel.
860
01:01:31,260 --> 01:01:34,427
"Onoare, vitejie, sacrificiu,"
861
01:01:34,460 --> 01:01:36,794
"datorie, angajament,
bravur�, dreptate,"
862
01:01:36,870 --> 01:01:38,678
"integritate, fr��ie,"
863
01:01:38,682 --> 01:01:41,808
"respect de sine, pre�uri sc�zute,
case ieftine,"
864
01:01:41,813 --> 01:01:44,559
"pantaloni largi, pornografie ieftin�."
865
01:01:45,412 --> 01:01:47,448
Restul e �n latin�.
866
01:01:47,450 --> 01:01:49,730
Calea unui erou
e plin� de pericole, Rick.
867
01:01:49,766 --> 01:01:53,417
Po�i s� dai gre� sau po�i s� zbori.
868
01:01:53,422 --> 01:01:56,553
Tot ce conteaz� e s-o faci
pentru cea mai m�rea�� cauz�:
869
01:01:56,588 --> 01:01:58,593
s�-i aju�i pe ceilal�i, Rick.
870
01:01:58,597 --> 01:02:01,035
Asta face din tine un erou adev�rat.
871
01:02:02,627 --> 01:02:04,504
Poate c� ai dreptate.
872
01:02:04,776 --> 01:02:07,247
Dar chiar dac� a� vrea
s�-l opresc pe Clepsidr�,
873
01:02:07,569 --> 01:02:09,447
n-a� �ti de unde s� �ncep.
874
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:12,537
Unde o s� g�seasc�
mii de oameni �ntr-un singur loc?
875
01:02:12,888 --> 01:02:14,539
Uita�i!
876
01:02:15,128 --> 01:02:18,020
Transmitem �n direct de la
Centrul de Conven�ii din Empire City,
877
01:02:18,261 --> 01:02:20,002
unde mii de oameni sunt
�n acela�i loc.
878
01:02:20,056 --> 01:02:21,862
Dar cei mai importan�i dintre ei
879
01:02:21,919 --> 01:02:24,046
sunt participan�ii la
premiile Umanit��ii Mondiale.
880
01:02:25,592 --> 01:02:28,096
Conduc eu.
881
01:02:29,915 --> 01:02:32,328
Scurt�tura prin terenul de joac�
882
01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:33,631
ne-a f�cut s� c�tig�m timp.
883
01:02:33,641 --> 01:02:35,499
Duce�i-v� �nainte.
884
01:02:35,595 --> 01:02:37,925
Eu caut un loc de parcare.
885
01:02:39,564 --> 01:02:41,651
Domnule, te rog, opre�te!
886
01:02:42,798 --> 01:02:45,287
Premiile Umanit��ii Mondiale
se organizeaz� anual
887
01:02:45,288 --> 01:02:47,571
pentru a celebra
cele mai mari realiz�ri
888
01:02:47,574 --> 01:02:49,860
ale �ntregii omeniri.
889
01:02:49,862 --> 01:02:51,912
Acest eveniment atrage
�n Empire City
890
01:02:51,916 --> 01:02:54,636
cei mai prestigio�i lideri
ai lumii.
891
01:02:54,639 --> 01:02:56,902
- Sunt de la "Empire City Times"!
- Scuza�i-ne!
892
01:02:57,309 --> 01:03:00,073
La naiba!
Uite-l pe Prin�ul Charles!
893
01:03:00,078 --> 01:03:01,711
�i pe Nelson Mandela!
Nelson!
894
01:03:01,826 --> 01:03:03,706
�i eu am fost
la pu�c�rie, omule!
895
01:03:05,599 --> 01:03:07,640
Unul dintre invita�i e Clepsidr�.
896
01:03:07,644 --> 01:03:09,559
Dar care e?
897
01:03:11,638 --> 01:03:13,821
Mul�umim pentru invita�ie,
d-le Landers.
898
01:03:13,826 --> 01:03:15,917
C�nd e�ti aclamat de toat� lumea,
899
01:03:15,922 --> 01:03:17,515
vrei s� ai familia al�turi de tine.
900
01:03:18,929 --> 01:03:22,512
�ntr-o bun� zi, poate vei face
�i tu parte din familia noastr�.
901
01:03:24,228 --> 01:03:26,835
Doamnelor �i domnilor,
primul nostru premiu
902
01:03:26,933 --> 01:03:29,641
se acord� pentru descoperirea
medical� a anului.
903
01:03:29,677 --> 01:03:31,763
Pentru munca pioniereasc�
a companiei sale
904
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,204
�n domeniul igienei feminine,
905
01:03:34,221 --> 01:03:37,176
�i acord lui Lou Landers
premiul "Clisma Anului".
906
01:04:08,909 --> 01:04:12,592
Ridica�i sus premiul!
907
01:04:15,224 --> 01:04:17,240
Stai pe loc, Landers!
908
01:04:17,334 --> 01:04:19,806
Domnule Riker!
A�adar...
909
01:04:20,186 --> 01:04:21,648
te-ai prins
910
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:24,139
S� fii sigur de asta!
911
01:04:24,947 --> 01:04:27,206
Cineva din sal� e Clepsidr�.
912
01:04:27,248 --> 01:04:30,261
Am nevoie de ajutorul t�u
pentru a afla cine e.
913
01:04:30,298 --> 01:04:32,372
Clepsidr� ar putea fi oricine,
914
01:04:32,408 --> 01:04:34,345
un invitat de onoare,
915
01:04:34,381 --> 01:04:36,333
poate chiar �i un ma�inist.
916
01:04:42,497 --> 01:04:45,510
S-ar putea s� nu conteze,
dar am v�zut un b�rbat
917
01:04:45,547 --> 01:04:48,079
cu ceea ce p�rea
a fi o canistr�...
918
01:04:48,086 --> 01:04:49,368
cu ceriliu.
919
01:04:49,390 --> 01:04:50,944
Cine?
920
01:04:52,283 --> 01:04:53,325
El.
921
01:04:56,649 --> 01:04:59,535
Sfin�ia Sa, Dalai Lama!
922
01:05:05,715 --> 01:05:08,358
Omul �sta nu e cine crede�i voi!
E Clepsidr�!
923
01:05:08,453 --> 01:05:10,465
Nu!
Eu sunt un om al p�cii.
924
01:05:10,473 --> 01:05:13,119
Gura! Vrei s�-i omori
pe to�i oamenii ace�tia,
925
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:14,861
iar eu pot s� v� demonstrez.
Arat� lumii armura
926
01:05:14,864 --> 01:05:17,677
pe care o ascunzi sub mantie!
927
01:05:19,164 --> 01:05:20,682
Nu m� p�c�le�ti, Clepsidr�!
928
01:05:20,719 --> 01:05:23,320
Ai opt kilograme
de ceriliu �n chilo�i!
929
01:05:23,357 --> 01:05:24,393
Ce?!
930
01:05:27,907 --> 01:05:29,710
Pune�i m�na pe el!
931
01:05:33,700 --> 01:05:35,298
Tutu!
932
01:05:41,082 --> 01:05:42,238
Pace!
933
01:05:42,275 --> 01:05:43,396
Pa...
934
01:05:53,517 --> 01:05:55,622
Rahat! Rahat!
935
01:05:58,411 --> 01:05:59,797
Tu!
936
01:05:59,798 --> 01:06:01,567
Tu e�ti Clepsidr�.
937
01:06:13,264 --> 01:06:15,138
Clepsidr�!
938
01:06:22,048 --> 01:06:24,866
- "Conven�ia Supereroilor"?!
- Conven�ia oamenilor deghiza�i
939
01:06:24,877 --> 01:06:27,660
ca eroii �i r�uf�c�torii lor prefera�i.
940
01:06:27,675 --> 01:06:30,382
- Apropo, costumul t�u e na�pa!
- La o parte!
941
01:06:37,836 --> 01:06:40,259
Clepsidr�, n-o s� scapi a�a u�or!
942
01:06:40,262 --> 01:06:43,815
Las-o balt�, Libelul�!
Ai ajuns prea t�rziu!
943
01:06:45,317 --> 01:06:47,369
Fugi�i!
944
01:06:51,252 --> 01:06:52,952
Da.
945
01:07:03,776 --> 01:07:05,994
Adio...
946
01:07:06,704 --> 01:07:07,772
musculi�o!
947
01:07:10,718 --> 01:07:12,770
Libelul�!
948
01:07:13,036 --> 01:07:15,610
Nu!
949
01:07:34,185 --> 01:07:35,744
Ochiul meu!
950
01:07:43,949 --> 01:07:48,435
Libelul�, trebuie s�-l opre�ti
pe Clepsidr�.
951
01:07:49,868 --> 01:07:51,844
Nu pot.
952
01:07:51,852 --> 01:07:53,766
Nu pot zbura.
953
01:07:53,802 --> 01:07:56,430
Via�a mea te �nva�� un lucru,
954
01:07:56,467 --> 01:07:59,912
�i anume, c� spiritul
e mai puternic dec�t trupul.
955
01:07:59,948 --> 01:08:02,117
Erou e�ti �n interiorul t�u.
956
01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:04,205
Astea sunt versuri de Celine Dion.
957
01:08:04,206 --> 01:08:07,331
Nu conteaz�.
Tot adev�rate sunt.
958
01:08:08,339 --> 01:08:09,727
Ai dreptate!
959
01:08:17,178 --> 01:08:19,254
Func�ioneaz�!
960
01:08:21,350 --> 01:08:23,310
Scuze!
961
01:08:23,311 --> 01:08:24,837
Prive�te, Libelul�,
962
01:08:24,878 --> 01:08:27,174
cum moare ora�ul t�u!
963
01:08:38,655 --> 01:08:40,914
Unde sunt?
964
01:08:41,290 --> 01:08:43,553
E�ti cu mine,
965
01:08:43,929 --> 01:08:46,435
iubitul t�u.
966
01:08:51,538 --> 01:08:53,032
Libelul�!
967
01:08:53,725 --> 01:08:55,084
10 secunde p�n� la nemurire
968
01:08:55,100 --> 01:08:56,653
Nu!
969
01:08:57,090 --> 01:08:58,615
Rosie O'Donnell va poza nud
970
01:08:58,886 --> 01:09:02,741
- Nu!
- Abia acum ai �n�eles!
971
01:09:11,413 --> 01:09:13,394
Trebuie s� iei asta de pe mine!
972
01:09:14,897 --> 01:09:16,180
Da.
973
01:09:16,182 --> 01:09:17,679
Nu mai avem timp!
974
01:09:19,754 --> 01:09:21,521
La dracu'!
975
01:09:28,375 --> 01:09:31,502
- S-a terminat!
- Libelul�!
976
01:09:31,515 --> 01:09:33,560
Jill!
977
01:09:35,743 --> 01:09:37,688
Te-am prins.
978
01:09:38,550 --> 01:09:39,570
Rick?
979
01:09:39,651 --> 01:09:41,447
Nu puteam permite
980
01:09:41,537 --> 01:09:43,439
s� i se �nt�mple ceva fetei
pe care o iubesc.
981
01:09:43,476 --> 01:09:45,102
Tot suntem �n c�dere.
982
01:09:45,139 --> 01:09:48,306
La naiba!
Dac� a� putea s� zbor...
983
01:09:48,316 --> 01:09:50,308
Poate c� n-am stof� de erou.
984
01:09:50,344 --> 01:09:53,405
Poate trebuia
s� am o slujb� normal�,
985
01:09:53,408 --> 01:09:54,615
s� fiu contabil sau
profesor de sport.
986
01:09:55,051 --> 01:09:57,940
- Ce �nalt� e cl�direa asta!
- Rick!
987
01:09:57,957 --> 01:09:59,882
Nu-mi mai pas� ce se �nt�mpl�.
988
01:09:59,918 --> 01:10:01,770
O s� mor fericit� �n bra�ele tale.
989
01:10:01,807 --> 01:10:05,177
Tu e�ti eroul meu, Rick Riker,
�i te iubesc!
990
01:10:10,325 --> 01:10:13,212
Da! Slav� Domnului!
991
01:10:13,229 --> 01:10:15,121
Mai avem doar 50 de etaje.
992
01:10:15,158 --> 01:10:16,961
�ine-te bine!
993
01:10:28,495 --> 01:10:31,101
Mul�umesc, Libelul�.
994
01:10:31,127 --> 01:10:33,895
Datorit� �ie, ora�ul nostru
e acum �n siguran��.
995
01:10:33,932 --> 01:10:37,076
- Bine zis, doctore Hawkins!
- Rahat!
996
01:10:37,084 --> 01:10:39,230
P�n� la urm�, s-a terminat
cu bine pentru toat� lumea.
997
01:10:39,231 --> 01:10:41,975
Hai s� m�nc�m ceva.
Fac eu cinste.
998
01:10:42,669 --> 01:10:45,033
Cine sunt eu? Rick Riker.
999
01:10:45,145 --> 01:10:46,356
Eu sunt Libelul�.
1000
01:10:46,464 --> 01:10:49,358
At�ta timp c�t vor exista
f�r�delegi �i nedreptate,
1001
01:10:49,471 --> 01:10:52,536
voi fi un super...
1002
01:10:57,062 --> 01:10:59,216
Eu sunt Clepsidr�!
1003
01:11:01,541 --> 01:11:07,415
SFARSIT
1004
01:12:22,057 --> 01:12:23,918
Timpul vostru s-a scurs!
1005
01:14:06,388 --> 01:14:09,237
Tat�l meu spune c� am s�nii
prea mari pentru a fi dansatoare.
1006
01:14:09,758 --> 01:14:10,778
Poate c� are dreptate.
1007
01:14:11,368 --> 01:14:12,230
Uit�-te la ei!
1008
01:14:13,329 --> 01:14:16,543
Sunt ca ni�te greut��i imense,
moi �i inutile.
1009
01:14:17,861 --> 01:14:20,419
Da... Sunt inutili.
1010
01:14:21,392 --> 01:14:23,843
Dr. Hawking, sunt
o mare admiratoare a dvs.
1011
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:26,091
A� vrea s� v� ar�t proiectul
meu despre supernove.
1012
01:14:28,383 --> 01:14:30,206
Ai un incredibil fund...
1013
01:14:30,933 --> 01:14:33,031
fundament pentru
cariera de astronom.
1014
01:14:45,881 --> 01:14:46,965
Stai! Unde e Saturn?
1015
01:14:47,002 --> 01:14:48,696
Nu vreau s� pierd mingea
de bowling a tat�lui meu.
1016
01:14:50,756 --> 01:14:51,826
Uite-o!
1017
01:14:52,346 --> 01:14:56,541
Domnilor, daca sunte�i preg�ti�i,
1018
01:14:56,542 --> 01:14:58,847
permite�i-mi s� v� ar�t viitorul.
1019
01:14:59,998 --> 01:15:00,682
Dr. Strom...
1020
01:15:06,779 --> 01:15:08,509
D�-o jos!
1021
01:15:08,510 --> 01:15:10,316
D�-o jos!
1022
01:15:14,014 --> 01:15:15,698
- Po�i s� zbori?
- Nu.
1023
01:15:16,394 --> 01:15:18,479
- Po�i s� mergi pe ziduri?
- Nu.
1024
01:15:18,531 --> 01:15:20,820
- Po�i s� vezi prin pere�i?
- Nu.
1025
01:15:21,357 --> 01:15:22,716
Po�i s� repari o prostat�?
1026
01:15:23,707 --> 01:15:26,027
Strom, ai rezultatele testelor mele?
1027
01:15:28,014 --> 01:15:30,000
Ce le face�i victimelor dvs
1028
01:15:30,001 --> 01:15:33,033
v� �ntinere�te,
dar numai pentru 24 de ore.
1029
01:15:35,291 --> 01:15:38,148
�i dac� omor 28 de oameni o dat�?
1030
01:15:38,185 --> 01:15:39,723
A� putea s� tr�iesc o lun�?
1031
01:15:39,724 --> 01:15:41,254
Da, dac� ar fi luna februarie.
1032
01:15:43,316 --> 01:15:44,307
Tu...
1033
01:15:45,342 --> 01:15:46,509
Tu esti Clepsidr�!
1034
01:15:49,711 --> 01:15:51,411
Mare p�cat c� ai v�zut asta,
scumpo.
1035
01:15:52,147 --> 01:15:55,853
Poate asta o s� te ajute s� ui�i.
1036
01:16:01,744 --> 01:16:03,205
Ce faci?
1037
01:16:06,569 --> 01:16:08,041
Ia-m�!
1038
01:17:36,547 --> 01:17:39,039
�sta e tipul care are grij�
de fundul lui Wolverine.
1039
01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:41,704
Stai pu�in!
�i ce-ar trebui s� fac?
1040
01:17:41,705 --> 01:17:43,751
- Scuze.
- Scuzele nu m� �terg la fund.
1041
01:17:47,389 --> 01:17:49,131
Haide, cum fac copiii.
1042
01:17:50,007 --> 01:17:51,444
Vrei s�-i dai drumul acum?
1043
01:17:54,446 --> 01:17:55,643
Libelul�!
1044
01:18:01,427 --> 01:18:03,054
Oamenii arunc� tot felul
de t�mpenii la gunoi.
1045
01:18:07,787 --> 01:18:09,910
Fantastic!
Ac�ionezi al�turi de Libelul�?
1046
01:18:09,911 --> 01:18:11,152
Da, a�a e.
1047
01:18:11,153 --> 01:18:12,733
Suntem o echip�.
1048
01:18:13,444 --> 01:18:14,770
�i cum �i se spune?
1049
01:18:15,130 --> 01:18:16,158
Mie?
1050
01:18:16,991 --> 01:18:20,757
Mi se spune Incredibilul Pen...
1051
01:18:22,182 --> 01:18:24,540
Coco�...
Incredibilul Coco� Negru.
1052
01:18:24,871 --> 01:18:26,250
�mi permite�i, domnule?
1053
01:18:26,251 --> 01:18:30,382
�n 2003, d-l Landers a primit
premiul na�ional de �tiin��
1054
01:18:30,794 --> 01:18:33,135
pentru inven�ia sa, �i anume,
capacul non-lipicios de toalet�.
1055
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:36,262
�sta e visul de-o via��
a bunicii mele.
1056
01:18:36,263 --> 01:18:37,595
E gras� r�u.
1057
01:18:51,233 --> 01:18:53,413
Scuz�-m�,
aici se st� la coad�.
1058
01:18:55,238 --> 01:18:56,905
Nu a�a se omoar�.
1059
01:18:56,906 --> 01:18:57,863
A�a se face.
1060
01:19:00,263 --> 01:19:01,745
Mult mai bine.
1061
01:19:04,874 --> 01:19:05,957
La naiba!
1062
01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:08,126
E a�a de nedrept.
Ei nu au nimic.
1063
01:19:08,743 --> 01:19:10,811
Noi de ce avem
dou� miliarde de dolari?
1064
01:19:10,812 --> 01:19:12,799
Bunicul ne-a l�sat
trei miliarde,
1065
01:19:12,801 --> 01:19:14,674
dar am f�cut
ni�te investi�ii proaste.
1066
01:19:14,675 --> 01:19:16,040
Dar nu-�i bate tu capul cu asta.
1067
01:19:16,508 --> 01:19:18,045
Am titlul editorialului de m�ine.
1068
01:19:18,046 --> 01:19:19,178
"C�nd faci sex cu cineva,
�nseamn� c� ai f�cut sex
1069
01:19:19,214 --> 01:19:20,864
cu to�i cei cu care
acel cineva a f�cut sex".
1070
01:19:20,865 --> 01:19:23,323
Asta �nseamn� c� e�ti gay?
Da, desigur.
1071
01:19:28,189 --> 01:19:29,868
Asta o s�-l fac�
s� se g�ndeasc� de dou� ori
1072
01:19:30,293 --> 01:19:31,918
�nainte de a mai fura
de la tine gum� de mestecat.
1073
01:19:34,041 --> 01:19:35,536
�tiu c� e greu pentru tine, Rick,
1074
01:19:35,572 --> 01:19:37,031
dar trebuie s� identifici cadavrul.
1075
01:19:39,846 --> 01:19:41,035
Asta nu e matu�a mea.
1076
01:19:41,511 --> 01:19:42,952
De-aia e a�a de greu.
1077
01:19:56,179 --> 01:19:59,305
- Unde e m�tu�a Lucille?
- Acas�, sedat� la greu.
1078
01:19:59,306 --> 01:20:01,935
Au pus-o s� se uite la trei ore
de baschet feminin.
1079
01:20:14,171 --> 01:20:15,654
Vreau s� fiu dansatoare.
1080
01:20:16,762 --> 01:20:17,955
Pariez c� ai fi minunat�.
1081
01:20:18,511 --> 01:20:21,078
Sunt foarte flexibil�.
1082
01:20:22,642 --> 01:20:24,702
Doar dac� face�i rost
de ni�te ceriliu.
1083
01:20:25,245 --> 01:20:27,966
Astfel pute�i crea un dispozitiv
destul de puternic
1084
01:20:28,003 --> 01:20:30,329
ca s� absoarb� via�a din
mii de oameni
1085
01:20:30,330 --> 01:20:32,562
�i, astfel, v� m�ri�i
capacitatea celular�.
1086
01:20:32,563 --> 01:20:35,214
Strom, e�ti un geniu!
1087
01:20:35,215 --> 01:20:36,382
Wikipedia.
1088
01:20:40,220 --> 01:20:41,908
La naiba!
80154
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