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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,539 --> 00:00:05,920 Okay, kids! 2 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:10,600 Who's excited to be a part of a live studio audience for a hit TV show? 3 00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:16,820 Me! Me! I'm excited! 4 00:00:17,940 --> 00:00:23,140 We got a tasty show for you tonight, so please get up on your feet, put your 5 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:26,100 hands together for celebrity chef Claude Brulee! 6 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:38,020 Merci, merci, and welcome to Claude's kitchen. 7 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:41,140 I'm Claude Brulé, and this is my kitchen. 8 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,720 I hope for his sake he doesn't have as many cameras in his bathroom. 9 00:00:49,860 --> 00:00:53,520 Today, I shall craft a delectable dish known in Francais as... 10 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:06,740 Or as you say in English, grilled cheese. 11 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:13,340 See, they record the crowd laughing. They don't just use fake laughs. 12 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,220 Really? I always thought TV shows used canned laughter. 13 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,100 I guess I brought this for nothing. 14 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:27,780 Monsieur, is that canned laughter in my kitchen? 15 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,860 What answer will make you put down that knife? 16 00:01:34,190 --> 00:01:37,950 I do not allow... gant goods in my kitchen. 17 00:01:38,610 --> 00:01:44,390 Everything here is made from scratch, using only the freshest ingredients, 18 00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:48,390 including... the laughter. 19 00:01:53,710 --> 00:01:55,010 Buckle up. 20 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:10,500 and hold on tight you and me on a wild ride we're gonna own it and change 21 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:16,980 the game together we'll make it all the way through all the ups and all the down 22 00:02:16,980 --> 00:02:23,860 sounds we'll always find a way around so here we go here 23 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:28,080 we go yeah here we go 24 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,240 Mmm! Magnifique! 25 00:02:40,580 --> 00:02:41,740 Compliments to the chef! 26 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,880 Oh, that's me! 27 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:48,080 Join me next week when I shall make... 28 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:53,320 Oh, 29 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,580 as you say in English, corn dogs. 30 00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:07,610 Come on, let's go meet Claude. We can do that! 31 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:13,650 Yeah? When you're part of a live studio audience, you often get to meet the 32 00:03:13,650 --> 00:03:14,650 stars afterward. 33 00:03:15,230 --> 00:03:16,790 And tickets are free. 34 00:03:17,270 --> 00:03:18,830 All the information's online. 35 00:03:19,410 --> 00:03:22,170 You just have to like the show on social media. 36 00:03:28,010 --> 00:03:31,550 Chef Claude, my name's Jarvis and I, uh... Would like me to autograph your T 37 00:03:31,550 --> 00:03:32,830 -shirt? But of course! 38 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,640 Thanks, but we weren't gonna ask you to sign our shirts. We were gonna ask you 39 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:45,640 to sign our chests! 40 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,920 Uh... I am out devising. 41 00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:58,840 Claude? My name is Jarvis Rains, and I run Knick Knack Toys. 42 00:03:59,180 --> 00:04:02,840 I wanted to see if you'd like to collaborate with us on a Claude Brulee 43 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:03,638 toy kitchen. 44 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:04,920 Hmm, interesting. 45 00:04:05,540 --> 00:04:09,740 Really? You're interested in working with us? Sure, but I meant this dorsal 46 00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:10,740 is interesting. 47 00:04:11,370 --> 00:04:14,250 You're so misshapen and devoid of muscle. 48 00:04:20,829 --> 00:04:24,330 Don't you get tired of guys whistling at you all the time? This time it's a 49 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:25,330 chick. 50 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:30,550 And I think it's whistling at you. 51 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:34,350 This little baby bird must have fallen out of its nest. 52 00:04:36,190 --> 00:04:37,850 Oh well, survival of the fittest. 53 00:04:45,460 --> 00:04:47,780 Imprinted? How do you know so much about birds? 54 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,420 A little bird told me. 55 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:53,280 Actually, it was a big bird. I watch a lot of Sesame Street. 56 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:58,580 Anyway, you need to raise this bird. If you don't, it'll have no one and die. 57 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,720 It don't die from having no one. 58 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Piper's still alive. 59 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:06,500 Hester! It thinks you're its mother! 60 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:07,719 That's crazy! 61 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,940 Why would it think I'm its mother? Do I look like a bird? 62 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,160 This toy is magnifique. 63 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,020 A near perfect replica of my kitchen. 64 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,100 It has everything but the kitchen sink. 65 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:24,420 Oh, sorry, we haven't quite finished it yet. 66 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:27,740 There. 67 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,840 This is going great. 68 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:33,680 I thought claw would be difficult and fussy, but he loves everything. 69 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:35,820 So beautiful. 70 00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:40,220 That is the most gorgeous girl I have ever seen. 71 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:42,620 Geneva's here? 72 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:49,520 Oh, you mean me. 73 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,300 You're right, he does love everything. 74 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:55,620 Even Piper. 75 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:58,820 What? Je m'appelle Claude. 76 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,520 I'm-a-pell Piper. 77 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:03,200 Ah, pepper. 78 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,140 Like my favorite seasoning. 79 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:09,360 Dark and enticing. 80 00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:11,480 And just a little bit spicy. 81 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:13,660 No, it's not. 82 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:19,510 Yes, it is snot. 83 00:06:22,490 --> 00:06:25,150 Come, Pepe. I must make you a meal. 84 00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:27,670 Something as delicious as you. 85 00:06:30,430 --> 00:06:33,010 You can't make a real meal with this. 86 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:35,130 He's right. This is just a toy. 87 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:38,430 You'd be surprised what these hands can do. 88 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:45,130 Oh, yeah? Well, you'd be surprised what these hands can do. 89 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,660 Et voilà! 90 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:11,840 Droit de poulet voluptueuse trempée dans une délicieuse pâte à frire, doucement 91 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,720 dorée en croustillance merveilleuse. 92 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:18,740 Or as they say in English, chicken fingers. 93 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:23,580 Or as they say in chicken... Oh, my fingers! 94 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:30,520 Mm, this is delicious. 95 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,660 Oh, can't be that good. 96 00:07:35,060 --> 00:07:38,880 Oh... I mean... 97 00:07:46,659 --> 00:07:49,620 These chicken fingers taste different than any I've had before. 98 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,360 What's in them? Fingers. 99 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:52,960 Of a chicken. 100 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,620 Remind me not to try your pea soup. 101 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:01,840 Okay, I must be going. 102 00:08:03,980 --> 00:08:06,100 I will see you later, Pepper. 103 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:12,920 What did he mean he's gonna see you later, Pepper? 104 00:08:14,220 --> 00:08:18,520 Oh, Claude said he'd make me dinner. And happy for the rest of my life. 105 00:08:19,980 --> 00:08:21,780 Haven't you seen enough of Claude today? 106 00:08:22,380 --> 00:08:24,300 Besides, his food isn't that great. 107 00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:26,040 He just talks a good talk. 108 00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:28,460 Yeah, I love his accent too. 109 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:33,039 And I'm glad we get to make a toy with him. He'll be around a lot. 110 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:39,220 Yeah, about that... I've decided to pass on the Claude's Kitchen toy. 111 00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:42,260 Why? It's a great opportunity to have his name... 112 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:44,850 And face on one of our products. 113 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:47,570 Come on, anyone can cook. 114 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:48,950 It's not a real skill. 115 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:51,150 Excusez-moi! 116 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:54,190 Claude, you're back! 117 00:08:54,610 --> 00:08:55,610 Yay! 118 00:08:57,490 --> 00:08:58,630 I forgot this. 119 00:08:59,150 --> 00:09:02,190 I plan on enjoying pepper later. 120 00:09:03,770 --> 00:09:05,690 But how dare you insult me? 121 00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:07,270 I have skill. 122 00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:09,510 I also have skillet! 123 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,430 Guys, stop! 124 00:09:12,490 --> 00:09:14,490 I'm sure there's a better way to resolve this. 125 00:09:15,010 --> 00:09:16,010 There is. 126 00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:18,670 I challenge you to a duel. 127 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:23,190 Ow! 128 00:09:23,610 --> 00:09:27,310 Okay, truth be told, I have two skillets. 129 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:33,370 How's the little guy doing? 130 00:09:34,570 --> 00:09:36,550 Fine, but I'm of average height. 131 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,210 I meant the baby bird. 132 00:09:39,490 --> 00:09:40,730 Oh, he's doing well. 133 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,300 I made him a designer nest. 134 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,140 But he won't stop chirping at me. 135 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:47,600 He's probably hungry. 136 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,360 You're his mommy. You have to feed him. 137 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,240 Fine. 138 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,560 You can share my lunch. That French guy made me pea soup. 139 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:02,180 Baby birds don't eat soup. 140 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:03,920 They eat worms. 141 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,100 Well, I don't have any. 142 00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:18,750 Master, if he doesn't eat, he'll die. 143 00:10:19,810 --> 00:10:21,750 You can't let your baby die. 144 00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:25,170 Fine. 145 00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:32,950 I guess, like me, something made him lose his appetite. 146 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,290 I think it may have been this soup. 147 00:10:37,410 --> 00:10:39,870 But baby birds can't eat whole worms. 148 00:10:40,190 --> 00:10:44,010 The mommy needs to chew them up and let her baby eat the chunks out of her 149 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,310 mouth. What? 150 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:47,280 There's no way I'm... 151 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:53,380 He 152 00:10:53,380 --> 00:10:58,040 likes it. 153 00:10:58,420 --> 00:11:00,140 That makes fun of us. 154 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:05,720 We shall have a cooking duel. 155 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,200 We will each prepare a special dish in our own kitchen. 156 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:12,940 Then the winner will be chosen by this enticing beauty. 157 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:17,700 Fine. If it's a duel you want, it's a duel you'll get. 158 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,800 For the dish, I propose... 159 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:26,140 I 160 00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:33,140 assume in 161 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:34,400 English we call that sloppy joes? 162 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:36,480 Not quite. 163 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:38,820 In English, it is called... 164 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:43,120 All roasted suckling pig flame grilled on a bed of braised root vegetables 165 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:47,760 served in a bechamel sauce reduction and garnished with hand-picked provincial 166 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:48,760 herbs. 167 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:55,480 But since cooking is not a reef skill, anyone should be able to prepare it, n 168 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,480 'est-ce pas? 169 00:11:57,460 --> 00:11:58,540 Easy as pie. 170 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,720 That's nearly impossible since I also have no idea how to make pie! 171 00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:08,020 Can we release this bird now? 172 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,420 No! You need to teach him how to sing. 173 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:14,480 That way when we eventually do release him, he can find a mate. 174 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:16,060 Teach him how to sing? 175 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,380 That I can do. 176 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,250 That kind of singing. 177 00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:40,670 I mean whistling. 178 00:12:40,950 --> 00:12:42,030 Oh, okay. 179 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:45,830 Ow! 180 00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:47,870 Sorry. 181 00:12:48,210 --> 00:12:49,210 Reflexes. 182 00:12:52,670 --> 00:12:54,550 Hi, is this the peace dance for pizza? 183 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,390 I'd like to place an order for delivery. 184 00:12:56,670 --> 00:12:59,570 I'll take a large pepperoni and an order of garlic bread. 185 00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:01,490 Oh, and... 186 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:11,810 You're 187 00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:12,810 out of... 188 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,720 If I lose this cooking duel, we'll have to make that toy kitchen. 189 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,740 Then Claw will be around all the time trying to steal Piper. 190 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:35,020 What am I gonna do? 191 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,840 I don't know how to cook. So you'll learn. 192 00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:39,400 Okay, you're right. 193 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,680 What's in the recipe? I have no idea. 194 00:13:42,090 --> 00:13:47,750 The recipe for... is 195 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:54,590 a closely guarded secret that's been passed on orally for 196 00:13:54,590 --> 00:13:58,150 hundreds of years amongst an exclusive brotherhood of chefs. 197 00:13:59,950 --> 00:14:01,450 Then why are you reading that cookbook? 198 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,950 I'm not. This isn't a cookbook. It's a kookbook. 199 00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:08,410 And I'm in it! 200 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:13,140 Bonjour, Jarvis. 201 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,060 The two of us just went out together. 202 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:18,280 I gave her my jacket because she was a chili pepper. 203 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,640 What did you guys do? 204 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,520 Something really French? 205 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:28,660 Like go to a cafe and discuss the Eiffel Tower while watching a mime try to 206 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,060 escape from an invisible box? 207 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:36,120 We didn't do that, but we did something French. 208 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:39,460 We learned to play the French horn. 209 00:14:49,450 --> 00:14:53,970 I assume by now you realize that the only way you can learn how to make... 210 00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:58,290 is 211 00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:05,110 for you to watch 212 00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:06,110 me make it. 213 00:15:07,810 --> 00:15:08,810 It's not true. 214 00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:10,890 I don't need to watch you make it. 215 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:17,210 Because I can watch you make it. 216 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,340 OK, Bowie, do you understand the plan? 217 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:29,460 Yep, we're totally in sync. 218 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,200 Well, I'm in sync. I don't know where you are. 219 00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:39,560 OK, just tell me exactly what Claude does so I can copy it here on my end. 220 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:40,780 Got it. 221 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,620 He's putting a pot on the stove. 222 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,060 Now he's picking a veggie. He's picking a wedgie? 223 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:54,700 Oh, perfect. 224 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:00,920 Oh, no, he's coming this way. 225 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:02,900 What kind of vegetables? 226 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:09,860 Potatoes. 227 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,200 Carrots. 228 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,160 Ow! 229 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,480 Eggplant. Huh. 230 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:28,000 The garbage disposal is making a strange sound. 231 00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:34,450 Pauline, what's wrong with your voice? Do you need some water? 232 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:39,950 No, I'm good. 233 00:16:41,270 --> 00:16:42,730 OK, what do I do next? 234 00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:47,270 I don't know, something's blocking the sink. 235 00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:49,830 Then find another way to watch them. Good idea. 236 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,980 you've taught your baby to eat and sing. 237 00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:28,060 And how to look good in a scarf. 238 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,560 Now you just need to teach him how to fly. 239 00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:34,020 Simple enough. 240 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,100 Not like that! 241 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,380 You need to show him it's safe by doing it yourself. 242 00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:44,120 Just because I look fly doesn't mean I can fly. 243 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,759 I know. 244 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:51,120 You can use Knox's wingsuit. He uses it to glide off mountains. 245 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,900 when he needs to dress up for formal events. 246 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,360 Are you sure I'm gonna be able to fly? 247 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,100 Yes, you're wearing Knox's wingsuit. 248 00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:11,720 My mistake. 249 00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,360 That must be something from his fall collection. 250 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,450 A tiny baby bird has fallen out of its nest. 251 00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:28,970 It looks injured and hungry and probably needs someone to nurse it back to 252 00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:29,970 health. 253 00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:32,830 Oh well, survival of the fittest. 254 00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:40,870 I understand you both have finished preparing your roti de blah blah 255 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,010 fliggity something something. 256 00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:43,470 May we? 257 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,850 Yes, may we get this over with. 258 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,179 I've done myself. 259 00:18:57,180 --> 00:19:01,260 Prepare yourself for a little taste of paradise. 260 00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:04,660 Paradise is the name of the pig I roasted. 261 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:15,000 Yeah, well, I've outdone myself and his self. 262 00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:18,560 My dish will leave you wanting more. 263 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,500 but it did leave me. 264 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,880 Okay, now let's see whose tastes better. 265 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:44,520 Okay, now let's try what's left of Jarvis'. 266 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,280 One of these dishes is clearly better than the other. 267 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,420 It's obvious who's the better chef. 268 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:05,940 Chef Jarvis! 269 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,260 What? You have no taste, Pepper. 270 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,520 And you can forget about me endorsing your silly toy. 271 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:17,280 I've never been so insulted in my life. And I spent most of my life in France! 272 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:21,980 Wow. I can't believe I made something so delicious. 273 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,080 This is disgusting! 274 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,500 Yeah, and not just because the pig pooped in it. 275 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,820 I've been holding that in for way too long. 276 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,060 So, I don't get it. 277 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,060 Claude's dish is so much better. 278 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,600 Why did you pick mine? 279 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:51,640 Well, to be honest, I didn't pick the winner based on the food. 280 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:56,940 It had more to do with how I... feel about a certain guy. 281 00:20:58,159 --> 00:20:59,159 Really? 282 00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:01,140 Really. 283 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:07,760 Sorry, 284 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:16,040 I accidentally opened this can of... I'll go 285 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,040 now. 286 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:22,500 You were saying something about how you feel about a certain guy? 287 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:24,920 Yeah. 288 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:31,120 He's so full of himself. 289 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,840 I couldn't stand the idea of him being around, so I lied and said your rotten 290 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,220 heap of maggot swole was better. 291 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,500 Oh, right, yeah. 292 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,460 I can tell it's what you meant. 293 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,020 Look! It thinks you're its mother! 294 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:56,740 You've gotta teach it to fly! 295 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,640 And the P stands for pizza. We use only the freshest ingredients. 296 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,680 As long as they start with P. 297 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,240 Parmesan cheese. 298 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,320 Pepperoni. 299 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:18,760 Pickles. 300 00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:21,220 Pretzels. 301 00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:23,380 Pumpkin. 302 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,120 Even pizza. 303 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:31,260 I'm P Everett Knickknack. The P stands for... The P stands for pizza. 304 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,520 Hey, put me down! 21035