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Here we go.
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Sorry I'm so late, guys.
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No kidding.
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I've been here since nine.
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Nine? You're on time today?
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No, I was just really late for
yesterday.
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By the way, I need to leave early
tomorrow.
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Really early tomorrow.
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Now.
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Just be careful out there.
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That's why I was so late. I almost got
hit by a car.
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Really? I once ate an entire jar of
unpopped popcorn kernels.
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What does that have to do with being hit
by a car?
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Nothing. I was just feeling left out of
the conversation.
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Here's the strange part.
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When I went to yell at the driver, the
car was empty.
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As empty as this jar of unpopped popcorn
kernels?
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It must have been one of those
self-driving cars.
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I read that they've been testing them in
the area.
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You know, maybe we could use
self-driving technology to create a cool
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toy. Way ahead of you. I present the
self-solving puzzle.
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So much fun!
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How is that fun?
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I hate jigsaw puzzles.
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I was thinking more an idea that isn't
stupid.
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Sorry, can't help you there.
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What if instead of a self-driving car,
we created a self-driving skateboard?
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Even if you've never skateboarded
before, you can stand on it and
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instantly do all kinds of tricks.
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Oh, that sounds awesome.
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I'm gonna go work on it right now.
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Well, as soon as I turn on the air
conditioning.
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Is it hot in here or is it just me?
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No, it's hot in here.
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Buckle up and hold on tight You and me
on a wild ride We're gonna
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own it and change the game Together
we'll make it all the way Through all
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the ups and all the downs We'll always
find a way around So here we go
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Here we go Yeah,
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here we go
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You know, this popcorn you made isn't
bad.
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Do you want butter on it?
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Where does the butter come out of?
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You don't want butter.
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Jarvis, I didn't know you could
skateboard.
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Wow, you learn something new every
month.
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I can't. This is the world's first
self-driving skateboard.
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The Ollimatic.
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With this, even a beginner can do all
these kickflips, switchfoot pokos, and a
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bunch of other things with names that
mean nothing to me.
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That's so cool.
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But it squeaks a little.
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Do you want some butter to grease those
wheels?
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Say no.
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No.
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And Eric Thunder's gonna help us promote
its launch.
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You're kidding!
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Who's Eric Thunder?
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The founder of Epic Thunder?
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And the greatest skateboarder to ever
live!
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All the other better skateboarders died
skateboarding.
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But Eric Thunder is coming here? When?
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Three seconds after Eric Lightning?
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This afternoon, we're gonna hold a
skate-off.
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Eric Thunder versus the Olimatic.
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Are you going to get to skateboard
against my hero?
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Actually, Nox, you'll get to meet him,
but... I want the world to see that the
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Olimatic can be used by even the most
uncoordinated, inept, bumbling doofus.
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I'll do it!
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Welcome to Knick Knack Chit Chat, the
new podcast about what's happening here
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at Knick Knack Toys. I'm your host,
Piper Gray.
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And I'm your other host, Geneva White.
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Geneva, your last name is Hayes.
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Oh, when you said gray, I thought we
were telling people the color of our
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teeth.
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Anyway, today we're excited to tell you
about our amazing new skateboard, the
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Ollimatic, which gives the user a
smooth, autonomous ride using laser
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proximity sensors, gyroscopic
stabilizers, and just a touch of butter.
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And more importantly, the color matches
my nails, see?
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Geneva, this is a microphone.
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Piper, you're in my shot.
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Geneva, people can't see you over the
microphone.
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Because you're in my shot.
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Is he here? Is he here?
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Yes, I'm here.
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Stop making everything about you!
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Eric Fender should be walking through
these doors any minute. That is not
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how...
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How does Eric Thunder enter a room?
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Welcome to Knickknack Toys, Eric. I'm
Jarvis. We spoke on the phone.
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It's a pleasure to meet you in person.
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I imagine it is.
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Seriously, I often imagine what it would
be like to meet myself.
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And I imagine it would be a pleasure.
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It's really cool to see you skateboard.
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That I don't have to imagine.
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My skateboard has a mirror.
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But when you look down while skating,
don't you just see up your own butt?
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Yes.
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Eric? Mr.
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Thunder?
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Would you sign my shirt?
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Sure.
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I am never washing this shirt.
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I'm also never washing these pants.
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I hate doing laundry.
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So, who am I skating against in this,
let's just call it, competition?
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That would be me, Bowie.
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I'm skating against him?
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Isn't he kind of, uh... Klutz, doofus,
fillard, oaf, goofball, quad, yutz,
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clown, buffoon, blockhead, tool, donkey,
dunce, dummy, numskull, nincompoop,
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twit, halfwit, nitwit, dope, birdbrain,
well-meaning but somewhat incompetent
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young lad?
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Yeah!
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He's all of those things and more,
but...
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He'll be using the Ollie-matic.
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the second half of my true reaction.
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Bow wow.
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Because that lame trick was a real dog.
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Yeah, that was just a basic
demonstration.
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Obviously he'll do way cooler moves
during the skate-off.
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So the Olimatic can make someone like
him a... Champion? Winner? Victor? Top
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dog? Record breaker?
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Cracker Jack?
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Piper and Geneva have been using their
podcast to promote the skate-off. A ton
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of kids signed up to watch online as
Bowie Sherman takes on Eric Thunder.
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Actually, I decided I also needed a cool
weather-related skateboarding name. From
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now on, call me Bowie Mild Drizzle.
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Well, Eric Thunder should be
skateboarding down that track any
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minute.
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Since the accident.
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Oh, no!
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There's a new Epic Thunder outfit I
don't have!
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What happened? Did you have an accident
on your skateboard?
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Of course not.
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I'm too awesome for that.
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I was hit by a car.
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And it was one of those self-driving
cars, so there's no one to ask if it
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really happened.
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I hate to say this, but...
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I won't be able to compete in the
skate-off, which I totally would have
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won, maintaining my status as the
world's greatest skateboarder.
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Yeah, it's a real bummer. But I can
stick around and sell epic thunder t
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-shirts, skateboards and helmets.
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I can stick around and sell mild drizzle
rain bonnets.
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But you're gonna disappoint all your
fans.
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And Bowie's fan.
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Actually, my mom can't make it. She said
she has to do laundry.
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Knox's laundry.
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We got a great response to our first
knick-knack chit-chat podcast, so I
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thought we could start this episode by
checking out some of the fan mail you
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sent. Someone mailed us a fan?
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Well, point it away from me. I don't
want it messing up my hair.
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No one can see you.
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Besides, that's not what fan mail is.
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Now, let me open the first one.
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Good thinking, pointing it at yourself.
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Your hair already looked bad.
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Moving on.
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Here's one.
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Love the new show, especially Piper.
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She's so smart and entertaining.
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How can I meet Piper? I want her to be
my new best friend.
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Piper, you're amazing.
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Do you have a fan club?
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I have a fan club.
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I use it to smash fans so they don't
mess up my hair.
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I got hundreds of emails from our
listeners.
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They love me!
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That doesn't make any sense.
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Like math.
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Aren't there any emails about me?
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Let's see.
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Oh, here's one. Geneva.
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Yay!
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Love the show, lose Geneva.
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I don't understand how you people could
write those glowing emails about Piper.
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And not just because I have no idea how
email works.
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I guess they just like me better.
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That's because they can't see me.
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But that's no reason to like Piper. I
mean, look at her.
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They can't see anything.
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Her clothes, her hair.
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I can't see anything.
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Eric Thunder lines up the shot.
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He putts.
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It's a hole in one!
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Whoo!
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You're playing golf?
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What? No, I'm not. This is my cane.
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You're not injured, which can only mean
one thing.
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You have the ability to heal super
quickly.
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Let me see how it works.
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Oh! Ow!
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My nose.
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Huh. Maybe you don't heal that quickly.
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Which can only mean one thing.
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You've been faking your injuries.
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Not all of them.
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The truth is, after I saw the Olimatic
in action, I panicked.
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I'm the greatest skateboarder in the
world. I couldn't risk losing to a toy.
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I hope you understand that's why I faked
my injury.
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Is this you not understanding why I
faked my injury or still not
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understanding that I don't heal super
quickly?
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Welcome to another episode of Knick
Knack Chit Chat, whereas P. Everett
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Knick Knack would say the P stands for
Piper.
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I'm your host, star, and fan favorite,
Piper Gray.
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Also here, my sidekick, Geneva.
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Geneva, what are you doing?
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Making sure people will be able to see
us from now on by setting up a video
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microphone. Or, as it's called in the
biz, of a microphone.
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I think you mean a video camera.
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Well, I think you mean... You really,
really mean...
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People only liked you better because
they think your voice is prettier.
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It's not fair!
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You've been training your voice with all
that singing you do, but my voice isn't
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trained at all because I never answer
the phone.
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It's not that my voice is prettier, it's
that people like what I have to say.
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Then there's no reason not to use the
v-microphone.
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Welcome to Knick Knack Chit Chat, where
you can now see what the P really stands
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for.
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Pudgin' Eva.
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Welcome to Knick Knack Toys for the
launch of the Ollimatic, the world's
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first self-driving skateboard.
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Now, I know you're all hoping to see
Eric Thunder skate, but unfortunately he
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was injured and won't be able to
compete.
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But I'm still here selling some awesome
merchandise, including the new, totally
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rad, Epic Thunder Rain Bonnet!
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You've got to be kidding me!
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And we'll still have an incredible
demonstration of the Olliematic from
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none other than Bowie Sherman.
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Sorry.
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Bowie mild drizzle.
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And here to tell us what kind of tricks
we'll be seeing is Knick Knack's
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resident skateboarding expert, Knox.
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Knox, why aren't you wearing any
clothes?
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Because I refuse to wear Epic Thunder
anymore.
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And that's all I own.
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You're not gonna wear my stuff?
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Not even the sick rain bonnet? Which, if
you wear in the rain, will actually
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prevent you from getting sick.
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Come on, I'm your hero.
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Not anymore.
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I have a new hero now.
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Bowie.
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Bowie? Bowie?
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Bowie?
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Bowie?
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Why is Bowie your hero?
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Because he's here and not afraid to
fail.
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Even though he fails all the time. At
everything.
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He tells awful jokes, he designs the
worst toys, and no one buys his rain
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bonnets.
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But none of that compares to how badly
he fails with girls.
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That doesn't stop him from trying and
failing over and over again.
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That's why he's my hero.
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You hear that, ladies?
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Who wants to date a hero?
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Hey, if you're gonna throw up in those,
you have to pay for them first.
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Welcome to another episode of Knick
Knack Chit Chat.
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Now with video.
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Which means instead of just listening,
you can now see my gorgeous outfit.
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And smell my delightful perfume.
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some of our latest fan mail.
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Love the show.
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Especially Geneva.
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She's so pretty and entertaining.
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How can I meet Geneva?
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I want her to be my new best friend.
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Geneva, you're amazing.
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I hear you have a fan club. Can I borrow
it?
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These emails are all for you!
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Yay! Read some more!
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You read them!
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I can only read pictures.
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And even those I have to sound out.
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Now that people are looking at you, they
don't care what I have to say.
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I think we should go back to just being
audio and get rid of the camera. I think
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we should become just video and get rid
of the microphone.
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Well, no one wants to listen to me.
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And no one wants to look at you.
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That club won't work on me.
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I'm not a fan.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Is it... Sorry, that fan's making a
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lot of noise.
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Welcome back to Nick Nat Chit Chat.
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In case you were wondering how the
Ollimatic's laser proximity sensors
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work, it's simple.
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It calculates location and distance by
firing 150,000 light pulses at 0.3
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meters per nanosecond.
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It's working!
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People love us!
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We have 10,000 subscribers!
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We're ahead! We did it, Geneva!
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You can stop lip syncing everything I
say now.
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Geneva? Geneva!
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Stop it! The segment is over!
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Why did I think I could do a podcast
with Geneva?
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Why did I think I could do anything with
Geneva?
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Anyway,
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time to see the Olimatic go head to head
against... no one.
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No one except Eric Thunder!
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Wow, you heal quickly!
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No, these casts aren't real.
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Well... Except this one.
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Wait. You faked your injury?
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Why? Because I was afraid of losing.
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But what Knox said made me realize that
it doesn't matter if you win or lose as
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long as you try.
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Because if you don't try, you lose for
sure.
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Even when I try, I lose for sure.
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All right, the rules are pretty simple.
And yet I still forgot them.
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Bowie will be riding an Olimatic, and
Eric will be riding a standard
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skateboard. It's not standard. It's
epic!
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Thunder.
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Epic thunder.
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The two of you can use any part of the
building. You have to match each other
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trick for trick.
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First person to stumble loses.
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That doesn't count. We haven't started
yet.
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Let's do this!
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I'm gonna kick it up.
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Everybody's gonna know my name.
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Ain't no stopping, I'm on top of my
game. And I'm not coming down.
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I'm gonna kick it up.
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I've been working just to win this
fight.
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And I'm gonna take the prize this time.
Cause I'm on fire now.
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I guess there's nothing that the
Olimatic can do that Eric Thunder can't.
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Oh, yeah?
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Now it's your turn!
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like Bowie and the Olimatic Wind!
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Help me need a hospital.
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Nice try.
334
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We know you're faking again.
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Hoping you would somehow make Bowie's
win not count.
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I'm not faking.
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I fell off a seven-story building.
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Look at me!
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I can't look at you.
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You disgust me.
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Wait! Hospital!
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Epic Hospital!
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Okay,
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I might actually make it.
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neck toys but i've always wished there
was a knick-knack fan club well now
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there is this fan smash stick new toy
works on all kinds of fans desk fans
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box fans ceiling fans
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even hand fans i'm p everett
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knickknack the p stands for the fan club
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I'm gonna kick it up I've been working
just to win this fight And
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I'm gonna take the prize this time Cause
I'm on fire now I'm gonna kick
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it up Kick it up Kick it
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00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:44,880
up Kick it up now Kick it up
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