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Here we go.
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All right, Adelaide, lift on three.
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One, two, three.
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Mom,
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I thought you said lift on three. No, I
said Adelaide lift on three.
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Fine.
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This is going to be the greatest
sabotage we've ever done.
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Replacing the grass couch with a cactus
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couch.
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You want to offer Candace a job?
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She seems so... prickly.
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Yeah, she's perfect for this. I'll text
her and see how fast she can get here.
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I'm here, boss.
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What can I do for you? Vice president?
President? Want me to be your boss?
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Done! You're fired!
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Candace? What are you wearing?
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We don't do Cactus Fridays.
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Not on Thursday.
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Anyway, I'm glad to see you're here.
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I want to offer you a job.
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Great! Hold on.
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Me as me or me as someone else?
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Well, someone else does sound better,
but you as you.
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Great! Hold on.
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Does this job involve cleaning and or
pretending to clean when you're actually
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doing something else?
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No and or, huh?
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It's a job in toy research and
development.
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Hold on.
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Does this job include medical benefits?
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Yes, of course.
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Then I'll take it.
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Ow! Ow!
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So here we go.
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Here we go.
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Yeah, here we go.
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You got me.
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I got you.
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Here we go.
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Hello.
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Ma'am?
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Can I help you?
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I'm reporting for Judy for my new job.
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I work here.
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Wow. I wonder what that's like.
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Hello, Candace. You're looking... here?
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I dress to impress.
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You know what?
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If no one else is going to participate
in Cactus Friday, we may as well stop
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doing it.
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What do you want me to work on? Well, I
realize that we make tons of great toys
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for kids, but toys for old people is an
untapped market.
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So you want me to write up a business
plan?
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No.
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I want you to be part of our focus
group.
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What?
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You hired me because I'm... Super old,
yeah.
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Wouldn't Mrs.
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Bubkiss have been a better choice?
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How so? We need old people.
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I'm not old, but I am.
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Leaving. Your choice.
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Unless in your advanced and fragile
state you've signed a living will and
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it's someone else's choice.
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Okay, everyone.
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Before we get started, I thought we
could have a snack. Who'd like a pudding
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cup?
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You didn't say there were pudding cups.
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Maybe I could stay for a few minutes.
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Because I like pudding cups, not because
I'm old.
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This hard surface is going to flare up
my hemorrhoids.
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Why are you packing up Bowie's stuff?
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Did you get fired?
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Let me help you.
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We're packing up these toys for charity.
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So Bowie's not fired?
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We started a charity, Knick Knack
Replay.
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We collect old used toys, use
knickknacks equipment to repair them,
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then give them to underprivileged kids.
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So Bowie's definitely not fired.
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Maybe you could help out. Use your
sewing skills to fix some stuffed
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animals. Like this gently used teddy
bear.
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Look, I'll see if I have any old toys at
home I can donate.
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But I don't have time I can spare today.
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Someone in upper management wore a
striped skirt with plaid socks and I
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need to make fun of them.
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Just saying.
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Everything goes with cactus.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Okay, we've come up with a few toy ideas
for people your age.
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Just give us your honest feelings.
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I often sit in my room and cry because
my grandchildren never call.
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Okay, that was honest.
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But maybe let's just stay focused on the
toys.
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Kids love Mr. Potato Head, but who wants
to be reminded they can't eat solid
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food?
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That's why we came up with... Mr.
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Mashed Potato Head.
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He reminds me of my grandson.
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I think.
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It's been so long since he's visited.
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This is a terrible toy.
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Needs more butter.
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Okay, so you guys don't like that one.
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We have other ideas.
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You all know the classic toy that walks
downstairs.
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But what about a more relatable toy that
can't use stairs?
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It's just a spring.
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Spring?
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That's the last time my granddaughter
called.
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These people hate everything.
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Not their grandchildren.
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Did someone say grandchildren?
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Where? Where?
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Geneva, you just gave me a great idea.
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I finally had an idea and I gave it
away?
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What was it? Give it back!
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To make a toy that old people will
really love.
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A realistic grandchild doll.
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Presenting... My Last Dolly.
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Why would people our... their age like
this?
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Because My Last Dolly does everything a
real grandchild does.
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Or would do if they ever even thought
about you for a minute.
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It'll stay and listen to you for hours.
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Can I hear... Is there a story about how
things were better in your day?
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It'll happily eat your hard candy.
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Mmm! I love butterscotch. And you,
Grandma and or Grandpa.
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Before long, don't forget it's not your
real grandchild.
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And not just because you guys forget
everything.
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Grandma people don't use that word
anymore.
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It's offensive
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Terrible
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first I thought I was old
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to go down there and confirm it for
them.
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And then, despite my best effort, they
came up with a toy that's going to be a
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huge seller.
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My Last Dolly.
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What's so great about having a kid this
tall around that talks to you and gives
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you hugs?
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I just don't get the appeal.
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You just described me.
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You're right.
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I think I just came up with a scheme to
sabotage their new toy and make those
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old people hate it.
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I assume it involves an elaborate
costume.
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Two, actually.
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One for you, and one for me.
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Still needs butter.
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Wow, it was great of your mom to donate
these old toys of yours to our charity.
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Yeah, but I was the one who told her to
go to the alley behind the liquor store
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to find an empty box, and watched her
climb the rickety drop-down ladder to
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our attic, and listen to her fight her
way through cobwebs, asbestos, and a
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colony of bats to find a few broken toys
for your worthless charity.
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You're an inspiration.
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Actually, some of these toys are in
great shape.
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Like this cute little sewing machine.
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Mighty Bitsy Stitchy, that shouldn't be
in the box.
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Your mom said these were all things you
never play with anymore.
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Only because it was on a high shelf.
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The Itsy Bitsy Stitchy was my favorite
toy growing up.
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Word.
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Ish.
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I used it to make my first tuxedo, which
I ruined by getting strained peas all
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over. I was such a baby.
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Well, I'm sure the kid who gets it will
love it just as much as you.
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Well, not quite as much as you. A
normal, healthy amount.
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You're not giving that away!
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It's mine!
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Actually, it used to be yours. Now it's
gonna go to a needy kid.
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I'm needy! I need that back!
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Sorry, Aster. Neck Neck Replay gives
toys to the poor. You're not poor.
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His ability to jump is poor.
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There's an empty chair today.
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Given their ages, I'm expecting two more
empty chairs by lunch.
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Candace isn't here.
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This is Bubkiss. Do you know where
Candace is?
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Oh, uh, bring
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her pudding cups.
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Okay, well, we're gonna do our focus
group without her.
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Okay.
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Everyone, today we're gonna talk about
what additional features you'd like my
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last dolly to have.
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What is it, Mrs. Bubkus? Hey, is
everything okay?
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Really?
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It doesn't look... broken.
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Everyone stand back.
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I'm an expert on head injuries because
I've had so many.
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Like that time I... And there was that
other time I...
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I think once I... We'll just go get some
ice.
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Why, did you hit your head on something?
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I found a hard candy in my pocketbook.
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There you go, darling.
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I hate hard candy. And you, Grandma and
or Grandpa.
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It's hard to tell what you are with all
that chin hair.
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How dare you speak to your elder that
way!
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I ought to wash your mouth out with
soap!
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Are you geezers gasping or just savoring
one of your final few breaths?
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We're doing both.
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I know you have memory issues, but the
freezer door always opens out.
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What's going on?
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Aren't you guys having fun playing with
my last dolly? No!
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We've had it with your nasty toy.
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But we're not finished with the focus
group.
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And we can't get out of here fast
enough!
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Some of these old toys people donated
are in terrible shape.
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Like this hula hoop.
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just get kookier and kookier.
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This is not a designer outfit.
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This is just an old barrel and
suspenders.
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I got rid of my designer barrel and
suspenders.
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Along with the rest of my clothes.
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What are you talking about?
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I donated every outfit I own to charity.
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I don't have any fancy clothes anymore,
so you can give me my itsy bitsy stitchy
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now!
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Just because you don't have any nice
clothes doesn't mean you're poor.
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It's true. Bowie doesn't have any nice
clothes, and he's not poor.
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I see why you enjoy that.
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Just give me the sewing machine!
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Sorry, you're not poor.
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You have a good job. You work here.
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Fine! I quit! Now give me!
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I'm sorry, sir. I'm not sure how you got
in here, but this is a restricted area.
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Employees only.
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We're gonna have to ask you to leave.
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I'm not leaving without my toy!
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Then we'll just have to kick you out.
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Well, as far as toys for the elderly go,
we need to go back to the drawing board.
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We showed them the drawing board.
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They hated that idea, too.
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Hey, kids.
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So sorry I couldn't make it to the focus
group earlier.
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That's okay.
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Mrs. Bubkiss said you were homesick. Oh,
I wasn't homesick. I was homesick, so I
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went home. Then I didn't miss home
anymore, so here I am.
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Anyway, how did it go with that
wonderful toy, My Last Dolly? Oh, great.
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Terribly. Oh, yeah.
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Terribly.
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Oh, what a shame.
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No one liked your obnoxious little doll.
Speaking of which, where is your
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obnoxious little doll?
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Well, since we abandoned the project, I
gave the prototype to one of the focus
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group members.
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Apparently, she collects dolls.
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There you go.
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You're gonna love the view from your new
home.
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It's five o'clock.
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Time for my sponge bath.
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You gave her to that old woman?
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You've got to get her back!
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The doll?
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Who cares about that thing?
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I do!
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I signed something saying I would.
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At least until she turns 18.
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What are you talking about?
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I adopted a daughter. I didn't tell you
because I mostly use her for sabotage
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and to drive in the carpool lane.
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Wait, did you disguise your daughter as
my last dolly? Yes, and I have to go
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save her, and it's rush hour, and
without the carpool lane, it's gonna
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take forever!
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Don't worry.
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We'll come and help you get her back
from the nursing home. The woman lives
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in a nursing home?
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Those places don't let you in unless
you're on the visitors list.
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At least, that's how it worked when I
put my mother in one ten years ago.
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I wonder how she's been doing.
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Okay, so we're not on the list.
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We'll just have to look like we belong
there by dressing like a nurse, a
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wheelchair, and an old lady.
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Not old.
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Now let's get going.
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Oh.
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Now let's get going.
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There. Fix this boomerang.
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Hello? Okay. I have no clothes, no job,
and I've been kicked out of the
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building. I'm poor.
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Now can I have my toy?
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Where are you calling us from?
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I'm at home.
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So you have a home?
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How un-unfortunate for you.
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See? It worked. No one gave you a second
look. Especially none of the old lonely
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widowers.
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Perfect. She's asleep.
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Who has heard of the War of 1812?
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There's Adelaide.
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Which one is she?
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It's locked.
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So we'll have to break the glass.
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Stand back, Adelaide.
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Whichever one you are.
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Stop. That'll wake the old lady up.
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You're already up.
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The key is in the lock.
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At your age, you really need to start
wearing your glasses.
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Adelaide, are you okay?
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No, what took you so long?
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We got here as fast as we could. We used
the carpool lane and a handicap parking
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spot.
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You're the old hag from the focus group.
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Apparently she doesn't like to be called
old.
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Just go with hag.
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Get your wrinkled hands off my guy!
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Hey, one of those dollies is her
daughter.
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Stay out of this wheelchair.
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Ow! Ow!
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Ow! Ow!
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Ow!
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That's right.
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It's a hula...
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sleeping in the courtyard?
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Because I'm homeless now. I have no
home, no job, and no clothes.
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That's my outfit.
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Where'd you get it?
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From a charity.
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But you're not poor.
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Some charities just don't stick to their
mission.
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Okay, look at me. I must qualify for
your toy charity now.
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Okay, okay.
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Here you go.
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That's right.
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It's a boom...
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in perfect shape.
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Ow! Ow! Stop it!
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Lady, I'm not a doll.
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I'm her daughter.
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I know. I figured that out a while ago.
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But this is the most fun I've had in
years!
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Me too!
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Me too.
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I think we found our toy for seniors.
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A walking cane!
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I don't know if I'm still part of that
focus group, but I have some thoughts on
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that idea.
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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the toy that's become all the rage. It's
Springy, it's Springy, the toy for those
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in old age, for geezers and for old
maids.
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Springy from Knickknack, sold wherever
you buy hemorrhoid pillows.
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I'm P Everett Knickknack. The P stands
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