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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,999 --> 00:00:02,999 Here we go. 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:08,960 Previously on Some Assembly Required. Are you from around here? 3 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:10,520 From Miskatania. 4 00:00:11,460 --> 00:00:16,800 Mrs. Bubkiss, I followed all your advice with Soros. She was so impressed, she 5 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,680 showed me her pampushkis. 6 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:23,140 Which, as you know, are traditional Miskatania puff pastries. 7 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:26,640 Bowie, you know how you told me Jarvis loves me? 8 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,640 Well, if I said it, it must be true. Because I always tell the truth. 9 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:34,140 Anyway, can we talk about this later? I'm late for a flight and the plane 10 00:00:34,140 --> 00:00:35,420 can't take off without its pilot. 11 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:42,820 When Piper first started at Knick Knack, I knew she was smart, but I didn't know 12 00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:46,500 much else about her. Over the last year, I've seen so many different sides of 13 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:50,380 her. I think I'm in love with her. She feels the same way about you. 14 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:52,740 I doubt that. Piper doesn't like me. 15 00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:55,360 I have to accept that we're just meant to be friends. 16 00:00:55,740 --> 00:00:56,840 Jarvis doesn't love me. 17 00:00:57,580 --> 00:01:00,220 I have to accept that we're just meant to be friends. 18 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:01,600 This is crazy. 19 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:05,140 Jarvis and Piper are in love and no one's doing anything about it. 20 00:01:06,460 --> 00:01:07,700 No one but me. 21 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,980 I'm making it my mission to get those two together and nothing will distract 22 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:12,980 me from it. 23 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:15,720 Fly me to Miskatania? 24 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,920 Fly you to Miskatania? 25 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:20,100 Sure, let me get my hat. 26 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:26,580 Piper doesn't love me. 27 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:28,700 Maybe no one loves me. 28 00:01:29,020 --> 00:01:30,420 I guess I'm hideous. 29 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:32,860 Really, really hideous. 30 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,340 Like some kind of monster. 31 00:01:37,900 --> 00:01:39,960 I'm not that... You don't make it work. 32 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,840 I just feel so alone. 33 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:45,140 Spoon me? 34 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,220 This feels nice. 35 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,940 Are you talking to the furniture? 36 00:01:54,220 --> 00:01:55,220 Yeah. 37 00:01:56,590 --> 00:01:57,630 You don't talk to your furniture? 38 00:01:58,150 --> 00:01:59,310 I like that look on you. 39 00:01:59,730 --> 00:02:00,730 Very colorful. 40 00:02:02,650 --> 00:02:04,250 We need to cut the Rainbow Bunny order. 41 00:02:04,470 --> 00:02:05,610 Its sales are way down. 42 00:02:05,850 --> 00:02:07,670 Really? But it's new and improved. 43 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:14,050 Not only does it poop rainbows... but now they're edible. 44 00:02:17,650 --> 00:02:19,150 Though they still taste like poop. 45 00:02:21,310 --> 00:02:23,790 I'll tell Bowie. He's in charge of everything poop related. 46 00:02:24,470 --> 00:02:25,650 You can find Bowie. 47 00:02:26,260 --> 00:02:27,260 I haven't seen him around. 48 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:28,940 I wonder where he is. 49 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:34,480 Wow, you can go pretty far with the right hat. 50 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:37,660 So, we'll be in Miskitania soon. 51 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,020 Or in a long time. I don't really know. 52 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,600 But what do you want to do when we get there? 53 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:49,860 I was going to suggest we check out a museum, 54 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:51,280 but I like your idea better. 55 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,180 Hello, Captain Bowie speaking. 56 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:03,040 Bowie, where are you? About 35,000 feet in the air. 57 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,700 34,000. 58 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:08,500 33,000. 59 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:15,160 What are you doing? 60 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:16,800 Are you fuzzing his gun? 61 00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:18,380 Airplane mode? 62 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:20,540 That really matters? 63 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,300 Buckle up and hold on tight. 64 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,380 You and me on a wild ride. 65 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,780 We're gonna own it and change the game. 66 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:42,300 Together we'll make it all the way. 67 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,560 Through all the ups and all the downs. 68 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,500 We'll always find a way around. 69 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:49,300 So here we go. 70 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:52,340 Here we go. 71 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,540 Yeah, here we go. 72 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:07,260 That wasn't so bad. 73 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:10,980 A crash landing is still a landing. 74 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,180 Welcome to Miskatania. 75 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:16,600 Wow. 76 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:18,899 Miskatania is beautiful. 77 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,720 Uh, that's Ziskatania. 78 00:04:22,460 --> 00:04:24,040 Miskatania this way. 79 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:32,460 Well, any place will be a paradise with you. 80 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,160 But I never got to taste your pampushkis! 81 00:04:48,380 --> 00:04:49,760 Knox, what are you doing? 82 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,380 Geneva took a break and asked me to fill in for her. 83 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:02,680 Excuse me, I bought this rainbow bunny and it's not working properly. 84 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:05,020 So sue us! 85 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,160 I'm also filling in for Bowie. 86 00:05:10,380 --> 00:05:11,900 What seems to be the problem? 87 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,560 It's not pooping rainbows? 88 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,480 Not the way it's supposed to. 89 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,100 It's got dire rainbow! 90 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,540 Can I get a new one? I kept all the packaging. 91 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:33,660 Raindrop Rabbit? 92 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:35,360 This isn't a knick-knack toy. 93 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,240 It's a cheap knockoff. 94 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:39,300 We need to get to the bottom of this. 95 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,760 Here's the bottom of this. 96 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,160 Even crinkly, I'm pretty. 97 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,140 Geneva, I need your advice. 98 00:05:57,460 --> 00:05:58,460 I'm on a break. 99 00:05:58,700 --> 00:05:59,700 I'll get Knox. 100 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,940 No, I need you for this. 101 00:06:05,290 --> 00:06:07,950 I mean, guys, I don't know. It just happens. 102 00:06:11,630 --> 00:06:16,630 There's this guy I've been into for, well, years, but I need to move on, get 103 00:06:16,630 --> 00:06:18,210 out there, meet someone new. 104 00:06:18,930 --> 00:06:20,210 Is there some trick to it? 105 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:21,510 Not really. 106 00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:23,070 Right? 107 00:06:25,910 --> 00:06:32,110 Well, assuming that doesn't work for me, which it doesn't, 108 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:33,750 what should I do? 109 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,940 Just try to date a guy you have stuff in common with. 110 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:41,260 Like, right now you're interested in finding a guy, so you should try to meet 111 00:06:41,260 --> 00:06:43,400 a guy who's also interested in finding a guy. 112 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,540 As for you two, I'm on a break. 113 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,220 I just went shopping and you'll never believe what I bought. 114 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,360 I thought I was filling in for Geneva. 115 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:12,760 No, these are toys I bought in the same store where that kid got Raindrop 116 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:16,180 Rabbit. Fat Cat, Angie, Presto Pack? 117 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,580 Why would you buy knick-knack toys? 118 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,920 I didn't. These are all knock-offs. 119 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,860 This isn't Fat Cat, it's Fat Rat. 120 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,840 And this doll isn't Angie, it's Pangey. 121 00:07:35,050 --> 00:07:39,070 And that's Pesto Pack, a knockoff of Presto Pack, our magic set. 122 00:07:40,310 --> 00:07:43,090 No, this is an actual package of pesto I bought at the grocery store. 123 00:07:43,570 --> 00:07:44,790 I'm making linguine for dinner. 124 00:07:46,850 --> 00:07:49,050 Huh. Pansy might actually come in handy. 125 00:07:50,030 --> 00:07:52,370 But someone's selling cheap knockoffs of our toys. 126 00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:56,290 And they're all made in Miskatania by some company called Knock Knock Toys. 127 00:07:58,070 --> 00:07:59,490 I found their number online. 128 00:07:59,930 --> 00:08:02,390 I'm gonna call them and give them a piece of my mind. 129 00:08:08,330 --> 00:08:09,730 Jarvis. Jarvis who? 130 00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:11,030 Jarvis Raines. 131 00:08:11,630 --> 00:08:12,650 Good one. 132 00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:23,830 Proceed six feet, then turn left at the garbage fire. 133 00:08:28,710 --> 00:08:31,430 Continue on the current route for 6,000 miles. 134 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,309 Awesome, I'm totally gonna get my steps in today. 135 00:08:38,219 --> 00:08:40,120 Hello, former Captain Bowie speaking. 136 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:41,460 A wolf stole my hat. 137 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:45,840 Sorry, Captain Wolf stole my hat. 138 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:50,580 Bowie, are you still a Miskatania? I'm not sure. 139 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,080 Yes, I'm still a Miskatania. 140 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:02,740 Great, I need your help. Is this about Piper? I'm telling you, she likes you. 141 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,160 Still don't believe you. 142 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,940 And this is not about Piper. 143 00:09:07,570 --> 00:09:08,570 Piper. 144 00:09:10,770 --> 00:09:13,670 Jarvis, can you hurry this up? I think Captain Wolf is coming back for my 145 00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:14,670 pants. 146 00:09:15,450 --> 00:09:16,450 Sorry. 147 00:09:16,610 --> 00:09:19,290 There's a Miskatanyan company that's been ripping off our toys. 148 00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:21,450 I need you to find them and get some evidence. 149 00:09:21,850 --> 00:09:23,170 Sure, what's the name of the company? 150 00:09:23,490 --> 00:09:24,249 Knock Knock. 151 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:25,129 Who's there? 152 00:09:25,130 --> 00:09:26,150 That's the name of the company. 153 00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:27,610 That's the name of the company who? 154 00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:29,730 I'll just text you the details. 155 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:34,070 I did not see that punchline coming. 156 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,800 Guess what? I met a guy who's into all the same things as me. 157 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:45,280 Punk music, horror movies, long walks in the cemetery. 158 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:47,880 So what happened? 159 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:50,100 He asked me to give you his number. 160 00:09:51,740 --> 00:09:55,540 No, thank you. He sounds like someone I would hate to spend time with. 161 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:57,800 What's the point? 162 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,140 I'll never meet anyone. My life stinks. 163 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,220 You know what you should do? 164 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,660 You should volunteer on a teen helpline. 165 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:08,900 Okay, I get it. You want me to see that my problems aren't that bad and that 166 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,300 there are people way worse off than me. 167 00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:13,640 No, I want you to meet someone who has things in common with you. Someone 168 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,340 miserable and lonely who hates the world. 169 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:18,320 The kind of guy who calls a teen helpline. 170 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:21,780 Those do sound like my people. 171 00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:26,280 Great. There's an app that lets you sign up as a helpline volunteer. 172 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:28,320 The calls get routed right to your phone. 173 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,700 There, you're all signed up. 174 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,240 I'm getting my first call. 175 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,200 Teen Helpline? What seems to be the trouble? 176 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:40,600 It's the girl I work with. She won't leave me alone. 177 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,040 She wants me to help her meet a guy, but it'll never happen. 178 00:10:44,420 --> 00:10:46,320 How do I get out of this? How? 179 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:52,920 Wow. 180 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:57,660 The knock-knock building is a knock-off of the knick-knack building. 181 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,380 Cheap knock-off. 182 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,720 This place is a knockoff of everything. 183 00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:41,100 Master's desk. 184 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,300 Boing. 185 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,120 Mrs. Bob Kiss. 186 00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:54,600 Mrs. 187 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:57,260 Gunniff. 188 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,600 Trespassing. Trespassing? 189 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,840 This isn't the bakery? 190 00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:08,060 I just wanted to taste your pampuskis. 191 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:09,700 What? 192 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,580 That's not slang for anything, is it? 193 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:14,940 No. 194 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:24,520 Teen Helpline? 195 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,820 Your family's moving to Lethbridge? 196 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,860 That's like 12 hours from here. Can't help you. 197 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:33,800 Teen Helpline. 198 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,620 You don't know what to get your girlfriend for her birthday. 199 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,860 How about nothing? If she really loves you, she won't care. If she breaks up 200 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:42,860 with you, call me back. 201 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,240 Teen Helpline. 202 00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:49,420 No one likes you because of your bad breath? 203 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:54,340 Would you say it's garlicky or more of a sour milk smell? 204 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,220 Ooh, egg salad? Can't help you. 205 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:07,680 What doing? 206 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:10,200 What doing you? 207 00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:13,440 I know you've been knocking off all our toys. 208 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,780 Who you work for? 209 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,960 Knick-knack. Who there? 210 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,460 This is not a joke. 211 00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:23,980 Okay, okay. 212 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,900 Come sit office talk. 213 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,320 Fine. 214 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,360 But this sack of potatoes is a terrible knockoff of me. 215 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:32,740 Where's the tie? 216 00:13:39,189 --> 00:13:41,110 There's knockoffs of everything in here, too. 217 00:13:41,330 --> 00:13:45,110 The action figures, the snapple desk, even the monster chair. 218 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,600 to pull up a couple chairs and talk about this. 219 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,940 Well, they're already a chair. I'll just get one. 220 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:25,640 No, that's mine. 221 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,480 Hello, soon to be former, former Captain Bowie speaking. 222 00:14:30,180 --> 00:14:32,500 Bowie, did you find any evidence that they're up to no good? 223 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:35,920 Yeah, a hair. 224 00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:41,330 Sounds like Bowie's in trouble. 225 00:14:41,470 --> 00:14:44,790 We've got to go to Miskatania and save him. In ten minutes. 226 00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:46,330 What? Why? 227 00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,010 I'm on a break. 228 00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:52,130 Teen Helpline? 229 00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:56,690 You're locked in a room being roughed up by a Miskatania monster? 230 00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:00,010 Bowie? 231 00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:02,590 Can't help you. 232 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,170 Teen Helpline? 233 00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,550 No one will talk to you. 234 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,080 Not your friends, your teachers, even your family? 235 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,720 Gotta go. 236 00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:19,180 Excuse me, I'm looking for Piper Gray. 237 00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:20,459 That's me. 238 00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:21,460 That's me! 239 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,320 My name's Felix. 240 00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,700 I run the teen helpline. Uh-oh. 241 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,960 I wanted to talk to you because I noticed more helpline calls going to 242 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,420 your phone than anyone else's. 243 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,340 Look, I can explain. No need. 244 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,400 It's obvious what's happening here. 245 00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:38,120 You took all those calls because... 246 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,020 You really love helping people, just like me. 247 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,940 Yep, I'm a people person. 248 00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:47,740 I knew it. 249 00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:51,380 I feel funny doing this because I certainly didn't think my helpline would 250 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:55,100 ever be used to find a date, but would you like to go out with me sometime? 251 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,519 How about now? 252 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,520 I'm free now! 253 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,120 Thanks for coming along, Mrs. Bubkiss. 254 00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:14,220 We need someone who can translate Miscitanium into English. 255 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,900 I guess we should have brought someone who also speaks English. 256 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,720 Okay. 257 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,700 Let's go save Bowie. 258 00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:31,780 Wait! We can't just go in. We'll end up like Bowie. Ew. 259 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,880 All creepy and friendless with that weird smell? 260 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,700 No. 261 00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:40,990 Captured or beaten up? Bowie could be anywhere in the building. 262 00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:46,630 But we have no idea where. 263 00:16:57,990 --> 00:17:00,690 If only he could send us a signal. 264 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:08,940 Some kind of a sign. 265 00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:14,740 Any sign? 266 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,339 He's in my office. 267 00:17:17,859 --> 00:17:19,180 You work here? 268 00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:21,020 Get him! 269 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,420 I mean where my knockoff office must be. 270 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,480 We need to get there without going through the building and getting caught. 271 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:34,760 The loop-de-loop is coming up. Pick up the pace and hold on to your babushkas. 272 00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:42,470 I told you to hold on to your babushka. 273 00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:44,650 Oh. 274 00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:48,370 Bowie, you're alive! 275 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:55,730 I can't understand you. Let me take off your gag. Wait, 276 00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:57,090 I speak gag. 277 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,480 He wants us to take off his gag. 278 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,740 At least he stares on a knockoff, Varus. 279 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,620 The ones at knick-knack go up. 280 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:33,280 I don't have time to explain to you why that's dumb. 281 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,040 We've got to get Bowie out of here. 282 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,040 Goddamn. 283 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,260 Mrs. Bubkiss, you grabbed the wrong Bowie. 284 00:18:41,790 --> 00:18:43,850 An easy mistake, since he put on the tie. 285 00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:52,910 Mrs. 286 00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:55,270 Bumpkiss, where are you going? 287 00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:56,950 Pretzels. 288 00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:02,290 Who are you? 289 00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:08,070 Jarvis. Jarvis Raines. The joke never get old. 290 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:12,570 We're from Knickknack Toys, and we know you've been ripping off our products. 291 00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:13,950 Who? 292 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,070 They don't understand. 293 00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:18,050 Mrs. Bubkiss. 294 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,590 Explain to them why we're here in Miskitanian. 295 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:39,800 Mrs. 296 00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:43,200 Bulcus, she doesn't understand anything you're saying. 297 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,120 Because your mouth is full of pretzels. 298 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,100 Get this! 299 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,560 My pretzels. 300 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,700 I think that's meant for me. 301 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:07,120 We gotta do something! 302 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:10,620 Do something! 303 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:15,440 Aha! A knock-knock-knock-off of Nick-Nack's chemistry set. 304 00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:16,720 These things explode. 305 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,300 One blew up my house. 306 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:19,580 It did? 307 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,100 Bowie, you were there. 308 00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:22,380 Oh, yeah. 309 00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:26,840 Take this. 310 00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:33,860 Even the defective toys are defective. 311 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:43,440 I can't believe the Muscatanian jury made me the new owner of the company. 312 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,380 And the judge let me keep this cool wooden hammer. 313 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,600 Which is a cheap knock-off. 314 00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:56,820 Like everything else around here. 315 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,100 I'll just get my digital. 316 00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:05,920 I guess we can fix this place up now that we own Knock Knock. 317 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,140 Who is there? 318 00:21:07,870 --> 00:21:10,330 No, I was just using Knock Knock as the name of this company. 319 00:21:10,610 --> 00:21:13,410 No, I was just using Knock Knock as the name of this company. Who? 320 00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:17,110 I wish this gavel wasn't broken. 321 00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:23,110 I don't actually get his jokes, but I don't want him to feel bad. 322 00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:31,450 That was a smooth flight. 323 00:21:31,950 --> 00:21:33,510 Captain Wolf really knows how to land a plane. 324 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,270 What's wrong? Aren't you glad to be back? 325 00:21:37,790 --> 00:21:41,910 You mean back here where Piper's never gonna love me? She does love you. I keep 326 00:21:41,910 --> 00:21:44,050 trying to tell you you're the person she wants to be with. 327 00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:48,370 Come on. I know this great little restaurant. 328 00:21:48,610 --> 00:21:51,950 And instead of eating, we can buy meals for the undocumented, underpaid, 329 00:21:52,030 --> 00:21:53,250 exploited kitchen staff. 330 00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:56,070 And then we can even wash the dishes for them. 331 00:21:57,530 --> 00:21:58,530 Sounds great. 332 00:21:58,670 --> 00:21:59,950 I love people. 333 00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:06,390 Look at that. 334 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,760 I've never seen her so happy 23121