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What do we got? 15 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:37,049 ♪ And it's there when I look in your eyes ♪ 16 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:39,534 -Allie M. Allie M. -Yeah, we got one right here. 17 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:41,710 Let me see that. $50 tip? 18 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:44,278 Whoo! Everyone's in a good mood tonight. 19 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:45,888 $50! 20 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,320 -OWEN: Have a good one. -CUSTOMER: Good night. 21 00:01:47,324 --> 00:01:49,370 -♪ Love is in the air... ♪ -Oh, oh. 22 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:50,936 Ah. 23 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,760 -Let me get you another one. -No, no, no, no, 24 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:53,892 -we're just trying to eat it real quick. -No, it's fine. 25 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:55,115 -It's... -Everything matters. 26 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:02,252 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 27 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:05,560 ♪ Love is in the air... ♪ 28 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,475 OWEN: To start the night... 29 00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:09,477 off right. 30 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,870 You wouldn't want to join us, would you? 31 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:14,264 Nah, but you guys have fun. Have a great night. 32 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:15,566 -Appreciate it. Thank you. -Bye. 33 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:16,770 -Make it count. -[door opens] 34 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:18,094 Yo, Owen. 35 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,574 It's 4:45, bro. You're killing us. 36 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:20,962 -Yeah, come on, boss. -[door closes] 37 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:22,355 Yeah, you're right. The rush is over. 38 00:02:22,359 --> 00:02:25,145 Ed, Ana, you're up. 39 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:26,925 -Let's get out of here. -WORKER 1: Finally. 40 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:28,492 -WORKER 2: Let's go, boys. -WORKER 1: Let's fucking go! 41 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:29,932 Thank you for working tonight. 42 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:32,239 Ah, we're old married fuddy-duddies. 43 00:02:32,282 --> 00:02:33,979 This is your day. 44 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:36,063 You go out there, and you leave it all on the field. 45 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:37,157 ANA: He's got a girlfriend. 46 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,420 I know. But it's a long night. 47 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:40,899 ANA: Just be careful, yeah? 48 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,162 Of course. 49 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:44,033 ED: But try many, many things. 50 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:45,465 You don't want to wake up staring at a year 51 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:46,557 of what-could-have-beens. 52 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,952 -OWEN: Have fun tonight. -Thank you. 53 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:52,520 Good job today. Thanks for working today, boys. 54 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:55,087 Lucky bastards. 55 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:56,480 No seas sucio. 56 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:58,221 -Hey, Will. -Yo. 57 00:02:58,265 --> 00:03:00,092 -Good luck, all right? -You, too, man. 58 00:03:00,136 --> 00:03:02,486 -We got to get a year's worth in 12 hours. -[chuckles] 59 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:04,532 ["Brave" playing] 60 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:09,928 ♪ You can be amazing, you can turn ♪ 61 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:12,279 ♪ A phrase into a weapon or a drug ♪ 62 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:13,928 -BARBER: Hey, Owen. -OWEN: I got you a pie. 63 00:03:13,932 --> 00:03:16,196 ♪ You can be the outcast or be the backlash ♪ 64 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:18,198 -Oh. After you. -♪ Of somebody's lack of love ♪ 65 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:20,983 See you later. Have fun. 66 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:23,725 ♪ Or you can start speaking up ♪ 67 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:26,423 ♪ Nothing's gonna hurt you the way that words do ♪ 68 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:28,773 ♪ When they settle 'neath your skin ♪ 69 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:31,776 ♪ Kept on the inside and no sunlight ♪ 70 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:35,432 ♪ Sometimes a shadow wins ♪ 71 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:38,653 ♪ But I wonder what would happen if you ♪ 72 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:41,612 ♪ Say what you wanna say ♪ 73 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:45,007 ♪ And let your clear skin out ♪ 74 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:49,054 ♪ Say goodbye to plaque psoriasis ♪ 75 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:52,014 ♪ Say what you wanna say ♪ 76 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:55,496 ♪ And let your clear skin out ♪ 77 00:03:55,539 --> 00:04:00,414 ♪ Honestly, I wanna use Leventave. ♪ 78 00:04:00,457 --> 00:04:02,111 -[music stops] -[beep, button clicks] 79 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:05,593 Great. Let's just really make sure we hear "psoriasis." 80 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:07,290 That is a very hard word to sing. 81 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,074 Allie, it's a very hard thing to have. 82 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:10,467 [snickers] 83 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:11,903 "Pso-ri-a-sis." 84 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:13,731 ALLIE: Okay, yes, happily. 85 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:17,169 But, um, I do think that there could be something fun there 86 00:04:17,213 --> 00:04:19,520 if we change the melody a little bit. 87 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:21,522 Just to subvert expectations. I think... 88 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:23,263 The clients have different expectations: 89 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:25,874 to make it easy for people to understand and remember 90 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:27,658 when they're talking to their doctors. 91 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:29,700 Yeah, but we could play with it and have fun with it. 92 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:31,183 We're shooting this tomorrow, Allie. 93 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:33,051 Let's just do it the way they're paying you to. 94 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:35,227 I really want to get out of here before the night starts. 95 00:04:35,231 --> 00:04:37,011 -You do, too, right? -I'll give you a series. 96 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:38,713 [button clicks, beeps] 97 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:41,324 -[music resumes] -♪ Plaque psoriasis ♪ 98 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:45,546 ♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis, say... ♪ 99 00:04:45,589 --> 00:04:47,591 ANNOUNCER: Side effects may include dizziness, 100 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:49,680 internal bleeding, hallucinations, sweaty hands 101 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,726 and sometimes death. 102 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:53,684 [quiet chatter] 103 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:55,773 ♪♪ 104 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:08,264 -Hey. Hey. -Oh. Hi. 105 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,396 Mwah. [grunts] 106 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:11,702 -You okay? -Yeah. 107 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,051 -You look amazing. -Yeah? 108 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:14,226 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 109 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:15,706 -You look great. -Well, so do you. 110 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,665 I-I haven't seen that shirt since Brittany's 111 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,097 -engagement party. -That's... Yeah. 112 00:05:19,101 --> 00:05:21,364 It's your favorite, so I put it on. 113 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,106 Uh, this is so fancy. 114 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:26,060 I really thought we were gonna do something more casual. 115 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:28,284 I'm full of surprises. 116 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,895 No, you're not. You're, like, super programmed. 117 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:32,375 No, I'm not. 118 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:34,072 -All right. -Oh. 119 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:36,118 Bluefin tuna and mackerel. 120 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:37,511 -Thank you. -Thank you. 121 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:38,860 No soy sauce. 122 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,340 Wha... 123 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:41,689 Omakase. 124 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:42,820 Set menu. 125 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:44,692 -Exciting. -Yeah. Very. 126 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:46,520 -[clattering] -[couple moaning] 127 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,130 This night's gotten out of hand. 128 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:49,871 [couple giggling] 129 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:51,960 Really? Like, there can still be love involved, huh? 130 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,527 Uh-huh. 131 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:58,140 No mandate can take that away from me and you. 132 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:02,318 I'm going to sleep with someone else tonight. 133 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,016 ["A Thousand Miles" playing] 134 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:09,369 ALLIE: ♪ Makin' my way downtown ♪ 135 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:13,285 ♪ Walkin' fast, faces pass, and I'm home bound ♪ 136 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:18,639 Sorry. 137 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:20,902 ♪ Starin' blankly ahead, just makin' my way ♪ 138 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:24,819 ♪ Makin' my way through the crowd ♪ 139 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:32,653 ♪ If I could fall into the sky ♪ 140 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:37,701 ♪ Would my vagina be just fine? ♪ 141 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:41,792 ♪ 'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles ♪ 142 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:45,753 ♪ To get some Vag-a-Clear ♪ 143 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:49,452 ♪ V-V-V-Vag-a-Clear ♪ 144 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:51,759 ♪ Vag-a-Clear. ♪ 145 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:56,720 [song ends] 146 00:06:57,765 --> 00:06:59,375 Hey-oh. 147 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,160 -Hi, honey. -What is happening? 148 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:03,248 What's wrong? 149 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:05,294 We said tasteful and elegant. 150 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:07,122 This is a tea-length. 151 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:10,081 Okay, well, this is a V-length because the boots go up... 152 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:11,387 -Jacinta, come on. -What? 153 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,910 We were gonna take our time tonight. 154 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,560 -And we were gonna find a good one. -We are. 155 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,523 No mandate meat for us. 156 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:18,481 This is about finding our prince. 157 00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:20,352 Or just, like, a good guy. 158 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:22,746 We're gonna stick together. We're gonna make good choices. 159 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:24,095 Unlike last year. 160 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:25,619 We both took L's last year. 161 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:26,750 Yeah. 162 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:28,008 You had Sebastian, the ghoster. 163 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:29,971 I had Carl, the backpack guy. 164 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:31,712 He slept in a backpack. 165 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:33,061 He slept in a backpack. 166 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:34,236 Wait, wait, wait. 167 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:35,716 To finding true love 168 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:37,761 on the least romantic night of the year. 169 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:39,763 Just 'cause we failed the other 364 170 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:43,027 doesn't mean we need to lower our standards for... 171 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:45,073 For some dusty dick. 172 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:52,210 Honestly, the chance of having great sex 173 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:55,692 on a one-night stand is like 2.8%. 174 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:57,825 Actually, Eileen met her boyfriend last year. 175 00:07:57,868 --> 00:07:59,566 And Sammy two years ago. 176 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:03,091 All right, I'm gonna pee. You scout. 177 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:04,571 But look. 178 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:06,573 -Don't touch. -[chuckling]: Okay. 179 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:07,835 Where is this coming from? 180 00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:09,358 In this new world, 181 00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:10,964 in this government-decreed sexual climate, 182 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:13,275 it's hard to figure out how to navigate. 183 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,886 We're all in the same boat, Malika. 184 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:17,540 I'm navigating, too. 185 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,368 I owe it to myself to explore this. 186 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:21,501 Explore? You hate trying new things. 187 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:24,460 I had to beg you to come to this restaurant. 188 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,767 If I have to eat one more Little Gem salad, 189 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,899 my head is gonna explode. 190 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:31,423 Monkfish liver, sweet shrimp. 191 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:32,860 No soy sauce. 192 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,426 Thank you. 193 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,254 Chef recommends you eat right away. 194 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:38,169 -Thank you. -Does the chef also recommend 195 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:41,042 that my girlfriend have sex with someone else tonight? 196 00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:42,826 -I will check. -Okay, great. Thank you. 197 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:44,480 [sighs] 198 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,351 Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez. 199 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:47,875 What? 200 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:49,307 -That guy from our building. -Yeah, I know who 201 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:50,965 Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez is. 202 00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:52,876 I told him about the apartment for rent in our building. 203 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,185 I wasn't looking for anything. 204 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:56,492 I just kept running into him. 205 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,146 I keep running into Vladimir, 206 00:08:58,189 --> 00:09:01,236 but I don't plan on fucking our super in 54 minutes. 207 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:03,020 This is an abnormal request, 208 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,718 but it's under abnormal circumstances. 209 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:06,589 It's not you. 210 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:09,070 I know. It's Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez. 211 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:10,811 You can explore, too. 212 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:13,291 I trust you, and... and I think it will be good for you. 213 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,250 I-I think that you need something 214 00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:16,904 to help you get out of your box. 215 00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:19,689 I also need the apartment tonight. 216 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,735 Why? He lives in the building. 217 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:23,210 Yeah, I just... I think it would be weird 218 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:24,433 knowing you're so close by. 219 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:26,000 Oh, that's the weird part of this? 220 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,700 You know what this means, right? 221 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,528 I choose to believe that 222 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,575 if we're supposed to work through this, we will. 223 00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:39,230 I'm sorry, Owen. 224 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,277 [sighs] 225 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,763 Um, sea eel. 226 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:53,549 Uh, Hokkaido scallop. 227 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,160 And the chef doesn't recommend that your girlfriend 228 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:58,554 sleep with somebody else tonight. 229 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,512 Thank you. 230 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,255 ♪ Get my boyfriend's attention ♪ 231 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:05,779 MAN: Allie? 232 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,520 ♪ This one's just for me, myself and I... ♪ 233 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:11,001 [laughs] Oh, my God, it is you. 234 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,524 Sebastian? 235 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:14,000 I-I know you're not gonna believe this, 236 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:15,702 but I've been looking for you all year. 237 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:16,833 I, uh... 238 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,574 -I could not forget you. -Oh. 239 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,315 All I had was your first name. 240 00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:22,012 I thought you blew me off. 241 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:24,798 Never, mi amor. 242 00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:27,844 ♪ All of my body... ♪ 243 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,237 JACINTA: Allie? 244 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,328 She's daydreaming. 245 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:34,891 Oh, yeah, she does this. She's a creative. 246 00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:35,983 Allie? 247 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,116 -This is Tejan. -Hello. 248 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,596 We met in line for the bathroom. 249 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,902 It's a pleasure to meet you. 250 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,860 -I'm Tejan. -JACINTA: Don't kill me. 251 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:45,205 -Please don't kill me. -Oh, Jacinta, no. 252 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,471 It's not even 7:00. 253 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:47,995 -Mm-mm. -You're screwing me. 254 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,606 No, I'm screwing him. [laughs] 255 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:52,782 I'm sorry. 256 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,084 What happened to taking our time 257 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,219 and finding our prince? 258 00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,743 No offense, Tejan. 259 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,614 I actually am a prince. 260 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,398 From Wakanda. 261 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:02,266 -[laughing]: I'm kidding. -[laughing]: He's so funny. 262 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:04,620 I'm from Sierra Leone, and I live in Brooklyn now. 263 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,056 But I am a prince. 264 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,144 Soup dumplings. 265 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:09,190 -What? No. -Mm-hmm. 266 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,105 Yeah, he's a prince. Soup dumplings. 267 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:13,542 -No, not soup dumplings. -Is that your code word? 268 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,109 It was, Your Highness. It was. 269 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:17,851 JACINTA: I'm sorry. Come here. 270 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,287 Oh, my God, I am so pissed at you. 271 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,897 -Is your location on? -Yeah. Is yours? 272 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,464 -Yeah. -Okay. All right. 273 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,640 -I love you. -Yeah, I love you, too. 274 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,294 -It was very nice meeting you. -Mm. 275 00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:29,645 And I truly do hope tonight you find your 2.8%. 276 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,081 You told him that? 277 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,474 In line for the bathroom? 278 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,519 It was a long line. We talked a lot. 279 00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:35,956 TEJAN: So lovely meeting you. 280 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,262 -What is... Oh. -Oh, wow. 281 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,438 God, he smells good. 282 00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:42,136 Yeah. He smells great. 283 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:44,442 -All right. -Let's go. 284 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,793 The American people wanted this mandate. 285 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,143 We wanted to go back to a time when sex was reserved 286 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:51,058 for the sanctity of marriage. 287 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:54,148 Since our resolution passed, teen pregnancy is near zero, 288 00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:56,716 STIs are at record lows, 289 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,327 and now it's a badge of honor to be an incel. 290 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,107 -[interviewer speaks Mandarin] -INTERPRETER: When the mandate 291 00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,761 passed three years ago, your enforcement technology 292 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,506 proved to be faulty. 293 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,551 How have you rectified this? 294 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,466 As you know, the good folks at Rexton Labs, 295 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,555 a proud American company, 296 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:13,471 have helped us reestablish our values around intimacy 297 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:16,344 by outfitting every American with a bio sensor. 298 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,738 Green if you're married, red if you're not. 299 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:22,263 Are you ready for your special drink? 300 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,521 -I'll bring them over. -No, no, no. 301 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,609 I'll just... I'll take them. 302 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:25,697 -You sure? -Yeah. Thank you. 303 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,790 Good luck. 304 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,444 You're gonna have a busy first year. 305 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,406 ["Dopamine" by Robyn playing] 306 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:40,107 ♪ Dopamine ♪ 307 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,719 ♪ Dopamine ♪ 308 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,156 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 309 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,897 [interviewer speaking Mandarin over TV] 310 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,943 ♪ But it feels so real to me... ♪ 311 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,640 INTERPRETER: Right now in America, 312 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,681 people are counting down the seconds until it is legal 313 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,036 for non married adults to have sex. 314 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,516 Why do you have an exception for this one night? 315 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,911 I guess that's what sets us apart from... other places. 316 00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:04,131 Here, politics require compromise. 317 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,263 But on this night, we have made 318 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:09,223 the use of protection mandatory. 319 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,834 [interviewer speaking Mandarin] 320 00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:14,881 Xièxi. 321 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,269 FLAVOR FLAV [over TV]: Flavor Flav says, 322 00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:17,884 let's go, New York! 323 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:18,972 [sighs] 324 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:21,975 Yeah, boy. Ten... 325 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,760 [crowd joins in]: nine, eight, seven, 326 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,545 six, five, four, 327 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:30,984 three, two, one. 328 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,463 [cheering] 329 00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,552 [buzzing] 330 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:39,253 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 331 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,515 [clattering] 332 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:43,213 ♪ But it feels so real to me ♪ 333 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,434 ♪ I'm tripping on our chemistry ♪ 334 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,784 [excited chatter] 335 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,005 ♪ It's firing up inside of me ♪ 336 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,399 ♪ I just need to know ♪ 337 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,751 ♪ That I'm not alone ♪ 338 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,797 -[distant cheering] -[giggling] 339 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,103 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 340 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,887 [cheering] 341 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,758 ♪ But it feels so real to me ♪ 342 00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,543 -[pots clanging] -[excited chatter] 343 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,023 ♪ This is one of those ones where ♪ 344 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,589 ♪ You've just gotta give in ♪ 345 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,810 [excited chatter, cheering] 346 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,856 [phone buzzing] 347 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,730 ♪ I'm gonna give it my all ♪ 348 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:25,516 ♪ This time it's gonna be whatever ♪ 349 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,040 ♪ And that's cool ♪ 350 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:30,086 ♪ I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve ♪ 351 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:33,481 ♪ I need to get out of this rubber coat ♪ 352 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:39,530 ♪ Baby, round upside my mind ♪ 353 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:42,316 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 354 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,189 ♪ But it feels so real to me ♪ 355 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:51,455 ♪ I'm tripping on our chemistry ♪ 356 00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:56,417 ♪ It's firing up inside of me ♪ 357 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,898 ♪ I just need to know ♪ 358 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,250 ♪ That I'm not alone ♪ 359 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:08,037 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 360 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:12,563 ♪ But it feels so real to me. ♪ 361 00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,609 [song ends] 362 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,139 Jesus, Owen. 363 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,401 You look like shit. 364 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,360 Hey, Ma. 365 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:30,930 [kisses] 366 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,886 ["Arsenio Hall [TSP Remix]" by Rocks & Pearls playing quietly] 367 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:35,978 What are you doing home? 368 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,980 Oh, Jacinta met a prince. 369 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,199 -Mm. -Literally. 370 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,243 Of course she did. 371 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,115 What are you doing home? 372 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,377 Babysitting. 373 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,900 -What? -Nothing baby about me. 374 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,468 And the only sitting that needs to be done 375 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,339 is on my face. 376 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,602 ARYA: No. Give me this. 377 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:54,214 Uh, uh, how old are you? 378 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,825 He's 12, and he doesn't understand a word he's saying. 379 00:15:56,868 --> 00:16:00,002 My name's Troy, but you can call me Tea Bag. 380 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,830 Sit. 381 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:03,875 Who? 382 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,790 He lives across the street. 383 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,575 [chuckles] His mom lost her sitter, 384 00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,490 so she offered me $5,000 to watch him. 385 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,448 -$5,000? -Period. 386 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:12,841 Surge pricing, babe. 387 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,147 What about your night? 388 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,539 Tonight is for the straights. 389 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,324 We've been dancing around your laws 390 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,978 since before the Bible. Hey! 391 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,675 -Put it down. -Okay. 392 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,504 But both of you will look much hotter with this. 393 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:24,722 I hate this kid. 394 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,246 He sucks. 395 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,378 I never really liked her, if I'm being honest. 396 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,507 You don't have to say that. You're always being honest. 397 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,725 I just don't think she appreciated you 398 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,079 for all that you are. 399 00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,250 You have to say that. You're my mom. 400 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,559 That's not true. 401 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:36,996 Your brother's kind of an asshole. 402 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,345 If I'm being honest. 403 00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:39,650 [chuckles softly] 404 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,392 I'm sorry, honey. 405 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,786 Oh, Christ, your hand is freezing. 406 00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:46,396 And it's all red. 407 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,268 Have you been checked for Raynaud's syndrome? 408 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:51,184 You know it runs on your father's side of the family. 409 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,403 That and having a girlfriend on Long Island. 410 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,884 I had it all planned out. 411 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,581 Yeah, I know you did, baby. 412 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,801 Life doesn't work that way. 413 00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,369 [sighs] 414 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,719 Really think you should get out there tonight. 415 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,764 Nah, I think I'm just gonna stay here. 416 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,897 No, you should go out. Just call your friends. 417 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,638 Call Devin, Luis, whoever. 418 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:11,813 But they're all married now. 419 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,032 -Really? -Yeah. 420 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,511 Since when? 421 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,508 Since they couldn't take the mandate anymore. 422 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,166 Goddamn mandate. 423 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,994 Well, you can't stay here, Owen. 424 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,517 Why? 425 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,215 I'm gonna be having sex with Rick tonight. 426 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,217 [clattering] 427 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,261 Rick? 428 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,959 Hey, pal. 429 00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,787 You know, I didn't even know you were here. 430 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,094 -Right back at you. -Yeah, Owen's just leaving. 431 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,570 Sorry to overhear about your girlfriend. 432 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,006 He's gonna get back out there tonight. 433 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,620 It's the perfect night for it. 434 00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,753 A million fish in the barrel, ready to get shot. 435 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,272 It's a blessing. She blessed you with this. 436 00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:41,669 She's gonna be getting pipe, 437 00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:43,540 -so you might as well lay some. -Rick. 438 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:44,885 RICK: That's what this night is. Don't shoot the messenger. 439 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,413 I didn't vote for the mandate. 440 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:47,932 No one voted for it. It was passed by Congress. 441 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,416 Which is a group of representatives 442 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,153 -that we all vote for. -See, that's what happens 443 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,893 -with one-issue voters. -Nobody keeps their 444 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,591 -campaign promises anymore. -It's passed by old men... 445 00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,332 -Besides, Big Tech... -It's... No, Big Tech has 446 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:57,855 -nothing to do with it. -has its thumbs on vote... 447 00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,509 It was an ideological grenade thrown by old men 448 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,206 -who are not affected by it! -Women voted for it, too, 449 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,255 Gloria Steinem! 450 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,083 [sighs] 451 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,346 [sighs] You got to go, honey. 452 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,130 Ooh, yeah, you got to go. 453 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,828 Yep. 454 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:13,266 POTION PETER: Love potion, ten dollar. 455 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,094 White boy, love potion for tonight. 456 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,787 -No, no, I'm okay, thank you. -Five dollar for you. 457 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,049 Five dollar. White boy, white boy. 458 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,229 [piano playing melancholy tune] 459 00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,104 [melancholy tune continues] 460 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,497 [knocking at door] 461 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,109 Oh, no, no. 462 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,893 No, no, no. Stop. 463 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,286 No sad songs. 464 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,678 No "woe is me." 465 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,376 Woe is not you. 466 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:37,986 -Woe is kind of me. -Oh, get over it. 467 00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,683 -Let's go. Come on. -I... 468 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,420 Get up. If you're gonna be doing this by yourself, 469 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,296 you need to look like a shiny object, 470 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:46,212 something that screams, "Hey, everybody, I'm down to clown." 471 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:47,735 I'm neither down nor a clown. 472 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:48,910 [gasps, snaps fingers] 473 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,172 Wait, I know. Wait there. 474 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,131 [door opens] 475 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,090 [gasps] Blow that out. 476 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,441 My ex left this. 477 00:18:58,485 --> 00:18:59,573 Suzanne? 478 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:00,965 Mm-mm. Francesca. 479 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,794 -Oh. But... [stammers] -Uh... no. 480 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,014 Come on, get up. The night's already started. 481 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,842 Cuffing season's almost over. 482 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,060 Put your arms up. 483 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,584 -Let's go! -Oh, wow. 484 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:12,281 -Come on. -But Francesca was, like, 485 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:13,978 cool and confident and... 486 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,415 -And? -Hot. 487 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,716 ARYA: Hey, so are you. Step into that. 488 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,808 ALLIE: This is tiny. 489 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,638 You just got to find someone creative and-and smart, 490 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,293 and someone who's not afraid to get a little... 491 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,990 [gasps] Wait. Shoes. 492 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,950 [gasps excitedly] 493 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,170 Are you sure this isn't a top? 494 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:33,346 I feel like everything's out. 495 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,435 -You got to wear these. -Whose were those? 496 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,393 -Meghan's. -What happened to Meghan? 497 00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:39,787 You know, she was acting, and then she met the guy. 498 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,350 I mean, she's always been a princess anyway. 499 00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:42,960 -I mean, the shoes fit... -It's a lot of this. 500 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,487 No, no, if there's one night for it, 501 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,141 -it's tonight. -Ooh. 502 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,361 -You sure? -Yes. Let it. 503 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,797 'Cause maybe if it had a snap? 504 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,277 Wait. Let me see. 505 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,627 I mean, you look... 506 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,455 deserving. 507 00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,153 [gasps] But you need a purse. 508 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,589 ALLIE: Oh. 509 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,593 Do you have a condom? 510 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,595 -Girl. -Right. Sorry. 511 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,857 Jacinta took our stash. 512 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,076 [door opens] 513 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:12,298 If you want to holla at your boy, I'm holdin'. 514 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,387 -[scoffs] Get out! -Hey. 515 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,432 Jesus. Here. 516 00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,000 "Wide fit"? 517 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,784 TROY: How you like me now, auntie? 518 00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,133 ARYA: 5,000 isn't enough. 519 00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,613 Uh-uh. You got duped. 520 00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:25,702 ♪♪ 521 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,924 [indistinct chatter] 522 00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,240 [heavy breathing] 523 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:46,680 [moaning] 524 00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,291 -Oh, God. -Oh, I-I'm so sorry. 525 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,901 -I'm sorry. -Are you all right? 526 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:51,942 -Yeah, no, it's okay. -Are you? Are you okay? 527 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,077 Yeah, yeah. You? 528 00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:54,949 Yeah. I'll make it. 529 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,211 [laughs] 530 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,473 I was... 531 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:58,909 Uh, yeah. 532 00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,737 You headed out for the... 533 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,957 Uh, yeah. 534 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,263 -[chuckles] -You? 535 00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:06,830 ♪♪ 536 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:09,050 Yeah. Yeah. 537 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:10,269 I guess so. 538 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,966 [chuckles] 539 00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:15,274 Someone in particular or...? 540 00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:17,928 Or. 541 00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:20,235 Or. 542 00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:23,891 [chuckles] 543 00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:26,067 I'm Owen. 544 00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:28,069 Allie. 545 00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,159 [retching] 546 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,814 Oh, my... 547 00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:35,685 -God. Ugh. -I'm so sorry. 548 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:38,035 I ate two omakases, chef's choice sushi. 549 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:39,685 It was really expensive. I had to eat 'em. 550 00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,648 -What? -My girlfriend left, 551 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,171 and I'd already ordered them. 552 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,825 -Ugh. -[retches] 553 00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,609 She's not my girlfriend, actually. 554 00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:48,785 She was meant to be my fiancée, but now she's neither. 555 00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:51,222 Get it together, dude. 556 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:52,702 -[sighs] -[door closes] 557 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,794 [grunts] I'm sorry. 558 00:21:57,838 --> 00:21:59,840 [retches, coughs] 559 00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:02,495 ♪♪ 560 00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,018 [sniffs] 561 00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,377 WOMAN: Get the... Get off! 562 00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:16,900 Let go! 563 00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:19,338 Help! Somebody help me! 564 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,817 Get off! My bag! 565 00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:22,384 -Hey, man, stop. -[siren wailing] 566 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:24,121 -WOMAN: Let go! -OWEN: Hey! -MUGGER: Let go! 567 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:26,365 -OWEN: What are you doing, man? -Stop. -[tires squealing] 568 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:27,955 -NYPD! -Police! 569 00:22:27,998 --> 00:22:29,478 -Freeze! -Freeze! 570 00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:30,610 -Hey. -MAN: Cut, cut, cut. 571 00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:31,785 What do you mean "cut"? 572 00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:33,134 -What? -Why are we cutting? 573 00:22:33,177 --> 00:22:34,174 -Who said cut? -Why? -Got to go again. 574 00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:35,876 -Who are you? -What? 575 00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:37,395 What are you doing here? You didn't see all the cameras? 576 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,309 -What do you mean? -Cameras everywhere, bro. 577 00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:39,619 We're shooting a movie. 578 00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:41,102 You couldn't wait 30 fucking seconds? 579 00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:42,926 Now we got to redo the whole thing, dude. 580 00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:44,663 -My girl's waiting for me. -I thought there was a robbery. 581 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:45,969 You know what? I think we got it. We got it, right? 582 00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:47,231 We paint this mook out VFX, right? 583 00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:48,363 -We good? -Nope. Got to go again. 584 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,716 -What? -No! -Going again. 585 00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:51,359 -Ugh! -Why would you make a movie today? 586 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,372 -Today's the night. -Yeah, dude. No paparazzi. 587 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,500 -Yeah. -Right? No kids with the fucking TikTok, right? 588 00:22:55,504 --> 00:22:57,110 Everybody's in their houses, right, getting it done. 589 00:22:57,114 --> 00:22:58,677 -It's nice to meet you. -Hi. I know. Thank you. 590 00:22:58,681 --> 00:22:59,983 Well, I mean, you got to have someone, right? 591 00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:01,205 Look at you. Fucking face. 592 00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:02,990 No. 593 00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:04,600 -Really? -What's wrong with you? 594 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,123 There's nothing wrong with me. 595 00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:07,599 -I'm sorry, man. That sucks. -Yeah, sorry. 596 00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:08,905 -It'll be okay. -Nothing wrong with me. 597 00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:10,780 -I just... um... -I'm sorry. -Sorry. 598 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,086 -Sir, sir. -Yeah, sorry, man. 599 00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:13,449 -Good luck. -Yeah, come with me. 600 00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:15,039 I can't believe he doesn't have anybody. 601 00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:16,525 -It's weird, right? -Yeah. 602 00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:18,397 He's so hot, I thought... 603 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,051 I mean, I-I'd fuck that guy, you know? 604 00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:23,097 [pop music playing quietly] 605 00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:30,670 -[sobbing] -[indistinct chatter] 606 00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:36,110 You waiting on someone? 607 00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,416 No. 608 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,896 Just taking a break? 609 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:41,724 Something like that. 610 00:23:41,768 --> 00:23:42,986 So, what can I get you? 611 00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:44,423 Something to help me forget 612 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,686 about the last three years of my life, 613 00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:48,688 -in a dirty glass. -I get it. 614 00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:51,386 Single bitches be crazy tonight. 615 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,909 [woman sobbing] 616 00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:57,740 Could always be worse. 617 00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:03,703 Why do you think she would do this tonight? 618 00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:07,097 I mean, that picture you showed me of the guy... 619 00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:08,577 he's pretty good-looking. 620 00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:09,926 It was on Linkedln. 621 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:12,494 Those are all bullshit headshots. 622 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,714 Look. Is he really that much better than me? 623 00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:16,585 Mm. 624 00:24:16,629 --> 00:24:19,545 Look, sometimes you just want something different, okay? 625 00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:21,721 And tonight's the night to explore. 626 00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:23,331 See all these Doras? 627 00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:25,420 They're all just looking for their Diegos. 628 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,640 They're cousins. 629 00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:29,729 -Really? -Yeah. Their moms are sisters. 630 00:24:29,772 --> 00:24:32,253 If anything, Diego would be getting with the map. 631 00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:34,908 Or maybe Backpack, but later in college. 632 00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:38,259 You know what? I bet you she thinks I can't do it. 633 00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:39,913 That I'll be too upset. 634 00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:40,957 [scoffs softly] 635 00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:42,089 Too upset. Yeah. 636 00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:43,569 Yeah, that's her plan. 637 00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:44,961 She gets with that bus driver... 638 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:46,397 I think it said that he's a pilot. 639 00:24:46,441 --> 00:24:47,786 Right, she gets to have her one night 640 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,357 thinking I'm gonna be all by myself, 641 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,320 too upset to do anything, she gets her little fix 642 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:52,708 and then comes running back to me. 643 00:24:52,752 --> 00:24:54,928 Well, fuck that. This dog's gonna hunt. 644 00:24:54,971 --> 00:24:56,316 -Go off, king. -You know what she called me? 645 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,975 She called me a nice guy. 646 00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:00,673 Do I look like a nice guy? 647 00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:03,153 -[woman sobbing] -Is... is she okay? 648 00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:04,981 -I think she needs some water. -Listen. 649 00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:06,548 You do seem like a nice guy. 650 00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:08,724 -No, no, no, no. -But I swear it's a good thing. 651 00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:12,119 No woman wants to be with a nice guy. 652 00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:14,338 If you were single, would you want to have sex with me? 653 00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:15,905 What makes you think I'm not single? 654 00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:17,864 'Cause you're working tonight. 655 00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:20,083 Until my shift ends in 30 minutes. 656 00:25:21,302 --> 00:25:22,956 That mean you want to hang out? 657 00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:25,159 God, you really have been out of the game, haven't you? 658 00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:27,526 See you in 30 minutes. 659 00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:28,918 -Okay. -Okay. 660 00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:31,268 -Cool. -Cool. 661 00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:32,574 You have protection, right? 662 00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:34,663 -Yeah. -Okay. 663 00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:36,056 I'm just gonna get some air. 664 00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:37,231 Okay. 665 00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:38,841 See you in a bit. 666 00:25:38,885 --> 00:25:40,451 Hey. 667 00:25:40,495 --> 00:25:42,192 Hey, you should drink that. 668 00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:43,672 Just drink it. 669 00:25:43,716 --> 00:25:45,674 [continues sobbing] 670 00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:47,589 Great. Now I'm getting roofied. 671 00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:50,287 ♪♪ 672 00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:54,204 [entry bell jingling] 673 00:25:54,248 --> 00:25:56,076 Hey, buddy. You have any condoms? 674 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:57,773 -That's it? -Nah. 675 00:25:57,817 --> 00:25:59,253 -None? -Ain't got none. 676 00:26:03,823 --> 00:26:05,825 ♪♪ 677 00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:26,759 ♪♪ 678 00:26:32,982 --> 00:26:34,331 Hi. 679 00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:36,638 Hi. 680 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,118 Crazy night. 681 00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:39,336 Andrew. 682 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:40,947 Allie. 683 00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:42,383 I got a 1:40 available. 684 00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:43,863 It's only a 20-minute block, 685 00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:45,473 but your dress should save us some time. 686 00:26:45,516 --> 00:26:48,128 Uh, no, thank you, Andrew. 687 00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:49,778 -♪ Get lost forever ♪ -["Mangetout" by Wet Leg plays] 688 00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:52,219 ♪ Nice try ♪ 689 00:26:52,262 --> 00:26:54,003 ♪ Get out the way ♪ 690 00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:56,658 ♪ You're in our way... ♪ 691 00:26:56,702 --> 00:27:00,053 So, my firm was one of the first angels in on Rexton Labs. 692 00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:02,142 Every sensor on a wrist, 693 00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:03,796 that's five boodles in our pocket. 694 00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:07,756 There are 266 million people in this country over 18. 695 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,018 You do the math. 696 00:27:09,062 --> 00:27:10,977 1.3 billion. 697 00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:12,848 Mama! 698 00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:15,938 I'm bringing someone home for Thanksgiving! 699 00:27:15,982 --> 00:27:19,115 -WOMAN: Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! -MAN: Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 700 00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:21,074 -Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! -Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 701 00:27:21,117 --> 00:27:23,554 -Make your one night smooth! -Try it. Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 702 00:27:23,598 --> 00:27:25,426 -Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! -Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 703 00:27:25,469 --> 00:27:28,081 -Yeah! Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! -[laughs] 704 00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:29,735 Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 705 00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:33,739 It tracks dopamine, oxytocin and testosterone levels. 706 00:27:33,782 --> 00:27:36,350 So if it spikes when it's close to another one 707 00:27:36,393 --> 00:27:38,787 with elevated levels, bam! 708 00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:42,486 It flashes red, and the authorities are alerted via 5G. 709 00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:46,534 So we're developing a pill that masks dopamine. 710 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:48,754 Correct me if I'm wrong, but couldn't that also lead 711 00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:50,973 to the cure for Parkinson's? 712 00:27:51,017 --> 00:27:53,193 There's no money in that shit. 713 00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:55,586 -Wow. -Enough small talk. 714 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:57,588 We swiping right, or what's the dilly? 715 00:27:57,632 --> 00:28:00,504 I can palm that card in my hand like so, 716 00:28:00,548 --> 00:28:02,724 and all I have to do is blow. [blows gently] 717 00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:04,378 -And the card dissolves... -[gasps] 718 00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:06,119 and disappears completely. 719 00:28:06,162 --> 00:28:07,468 That's amazing. 720 00:28:07,511 --> 00:28:09,513 I think you have something in your... 721 00:28:09,557 --> 00:28:10,776 No. 722 00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:13,996 You have something in your... 723 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,912 ♪ I hope you're gonna get out soon ♪ 724 00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:24,180 ♪♪ 725 00:28:25,965 --> 00:28:27,357 Hi. 726 00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:30,752 Do you have any more? 727 00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:32,188 All gone. 728 00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:34,060 MAN [groaning]: Ay, mi pinga. 729 00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:36,453 [taking slow, deep breaths] 730 00:28:36,497 --> 00:28:37,977 [groans] 731 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:40,196 -NURSE: Be safe tonight. -[song ends] 732 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,764 I have to be honest, I've met a lot of crazy people tonight. 733 00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:44,940 I have met lunatics. 734 00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:46,899 It's like they all come out on this one night. 735 00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:48,982 And they're like zombies, just preying on all of us. 736 00:28:48,988 --> 00:28:50,903 -It's a literal nightmare. -Right? 737 00:28:50,946 --> 00:28:53,557 Is there no normal person who hasn't found their person yet? 738 00:28:53,601 --> 00:28:56,952 So, want to do him first, then me, 739 00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:59,563 or me, then him, or maybe surprise us? [chuckles] 740 00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:01,174 Or both of us at the same time? 741 00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:02,479 -Oh, that's fun. -Yeah. 742 00:29:02,523 --> 00:29:03,955 PATRICK: Sort of a human Jenga situation. 743 00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:05,395 BERNARD: His top, my bottom. 744 00:29:05,439 --> 00:29:07,049 PATRICK: Or we could do it hangman style. 745 00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:08,873 -Or we could switch it up. -Both of us from under. 746 00:29:08,877 --> 00:29:10,483 -With a little tickle. -The tickle thing? 747 00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:11,615 Tickle from the back and front at the same time? 748 00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:13,142 PATRICK: That sounds good, right? 749 00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:14,618 BERNARD: On your side or on your back or... 750 00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:16,142 -PATRICK: Side. Side. -BERNARD: Side. 751 00:29:18,017 --> 00:29:20,019 [quiet chatter] 752 00:29:34,598 --> 00:29:37,601 [playing soft, melancholy tune] 753 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,354 MAN: That is sad. 754 00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:53,487 Like, really sad, like... 755 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:57,404 You win the gold medal at the Sad Song Olympics. 756 00:29:57,447 --> 00:29:59,406 [Allie clears throat softly] 757 00:29:59,449 --> 00:30:02,191 Would you mind if I... 758 00:30:02,235 --> 00:30:04,411 toss my hat into the ring? 759 00:30:04,454 --> 00:30:06,456 Sure. 760 00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:12,027 [playing gentle melody] 761 00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:19,382 It's very sad. 762 00:30:19,426 --> 00:30:21,428 Thanks. 763 00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:23,299 My parents are German. 764 00:30:23,343 --> 00:30:29,349 ♪ I'm lyin' alone with my head on the phone ♪ 765 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:32,700 ♪ Thinkin' of you till it hurts ♪ 766 00:30:32,743 --> 00:30:35,224 -This is a sad song. -[inhales sharply] 767 00:30:35,268 --> 00:30:37,618 ♪ I wish I could carry ♪ 768 00:30:37,661 --> 00:30:40,882 ♪ Your smile in my heart ♪ 769 00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:45,104 ♪ For times when my life seems so low ♪ 770 00:30:45,147 --> 00:30:46,496 This is the saddest part. 771 00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:49,238 ♪ It would make me believe ♪ 772 00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:52,720 ♪ What tomorrow would bring ♪ 773 00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:58,030 ♪ When today doesn't really know ♪ 774 00:30:58,073 --> 00:31:00,597 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 775 00:31:00,641 --> 00:31:02,295 ♪ I'm all out of... ♪ 776 00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:03,992 You know the song, right? 777 00:31:04,036 --> 00:31:06,952 BOTH: ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 778 00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:09,693 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 779 00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:11,739 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 780 00:31:11,782 --> 00:31:14,089 ♪ Believing for so long ♪ 781 00:31:14,133 --> 00:31:15,782 [chuckles] -You know what I'm gonna do, right? 782 00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:17,567 -No. Oh, wow. -Key change. Higher but sadder. 783 00:31:17,571 --> 00:31:19,747 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 784 00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:22,532 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 785 00:31:22,576 --> 00:31:24,752 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 786 00:31:24,795 --> 00:31:27,668 ♪ Believing for so long ♪ 787 00:31:27,711 --> 00:31:30,279 -♪ I'm all out of love ♪ -[Allie chuckles] 788 00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:32,629 ♪ What am I without you? ♪ 789 00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:34,849 ♪ I can't be too late ♪ 790 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:39,114 ♪ To say that I was so wrong. ♪ 791 00:31:39,158 --> 00:31:41,203 -[chuckles] -It's a sad song. 792 00:31:41,247 --> 00:31:43,727 So sad. Wow. 793 00:31:43,771 --> 00:31:47,166 Have I heard you sing before? Your voice is so familiar. 794 00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:49,168 Uh, n-no. 795 00:31:49,211 --> 00:31:50,473 Probably not. 796 00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:52,171 Well, I should have. 797 00:31:52,214 --> 00:31:53,607 You're kind of amazing. 798 00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:55,565 [snickers] No, you're amazing. 799 00:31:55,609 --> 00:31:57,567 No, I'm serious. 800 00:31:57,611 --> 00:31:59,787 -I'm serious. -No. 801 00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:01,484 I'm serious. 802 00:32:01,528 --> 00:32:03,573 ♪♪ 803 00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:15,411 -Are you sure this is okay? -What? 804 00:32:15,455 --> 00:32:17,457 I feel like we don't have to do this now. 805 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:19,372 You know, I don't think of you as just... 806 00:32:19,415 --> 00:32:21,069 Mandate meat? 807 00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:24,203 Oh, that term is disgusting, but, well, yeah. 808 00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:28,381 -God, you're sweet. -[chuckles softly] 809 00:32:29,730 --> 00:32:31,340 I have a condom. 810 00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:35,083 I'll be right back. 811 00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:37,129 ♪♪ 812 00:32:39,261 --> 00:32:40,654 [clears throat softly] 813 00:32:51,795 --> 00:32:53,449 [gasps] 814 00:32:54,929 --> 00:32:56,583 You got to be kidding me. 815 00:32:57,584 --> 00:32:59,455 [entry bell chimes] 816 00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:06,201 Anyone here? 817 00:33:07,724 --> 00:33:10,205 Yeah. Uh, what can I do for you? 818 00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:12,512 -Do you have any more condoms? -Uh, sorry. 819 00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:14,209 Um, we're all out. 820 00:33:16,081 --> 00:33:17,517 [phone camera clicks] 821 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,823 ♪♪ 822 00:33:35,143 --> 00:33:37,189 [blows] 823 00:33:44,326 --> 00:33:46,285 [grunting softly] 824 00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:15,836 -[glove snaps] -[yells in pain] 825 00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:19,100 [screams] 826 00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:22,190 -[dryer whirring] -[pained whimpering] 827 00:34:22,234 --> 00:34:24,236 ♪♪ 828 00:34:29,850 --> 00:34:30,890 -[door opens] -[entry bell jingles] 829 00:34:30,894 --> 00:34:32,331 Condoms. 830 00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:34,898 Yes! 831 00:34:34,942 --> 00:34:36,900 I will take it. 832 00:34:36,944 --> 00:34:38,119 Thank you. 833 00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:40,426 -200. -What? That's gouging. 834 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:43,342 I feel awful about it. 835 00:34:43,385 --> 00:34:44,560 Fine. 836 00:34:44,604 --> 00:34:45,866 Cash only. 837 00:34:45,909 --> 00:34:48,782 ATM in the back. 838 00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:51,350 But somebody already beat you to it. 839 00:34:53,308 --> 00:34:54,657 [chuckles softly] 840 00:34:54,701 --> 00:34:56,268 [ATM buttons beeping] 841 00:35:00,663 --> 00:35:02,883 -That's crazy. -Uh... 842 00:35:02,926 --> 00:35:04,924 Look, I'm-I'm really sorry about what happened earlier. 843 00:35:04,928 --> 00:35:06,016 It's all good. 844 00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:07,366 No, I-I want to explain. 845 00:35:07,409 --> 00:35:08,841 I went for dinner with my girlfriend. 846 00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:10,238 I'd ordered two omakases. 847 00:35:10,282 --> 00:35:11,413 You vomit words, too? 848 00:35:13,372 --> 00:35:15,025 Like I said, I'm really sorry. 849 00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:18,638 Glad you found someone, though. 850 00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:21,423 Looks like we both found our "or." 851 00:35:22,294 --> 00:35:24,513 Is that him? 852 00:35:24,557 --> 00:35:26,211 I like that jacket. Is that Buck Mason? 853 00:35:26,254 --> 00:35:28,126 -[machine buzzes] -ALLIE: That is my PIN. 854 00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:30,737 -[grunts in frustration] -Hey, Tits McGee. 855 00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:32,304 Sorry. 856 00:35:32,347 --> 00:35:33,653 Let me see if mine works. 857 00:35:33,696 --> 00:35:35,350 Oh, so you can get it? No. 858 00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:37,218 [door opens] -Well, it looks like you've been here 859 00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:38,741 a while now, and you don't seem to be yielding much fruit. 860 00:35:38,745 --> 00:35:40,221 -SKYLER: They got 'em. -CLERK: $200, cash only, 861 00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:41,791 -ATM in the back. -ALLIE: Okay, look. 862 00:35:41,835 --> 00:35:43,924 -I really need this. -So do I. 863 00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:46,361 I have a window, and it's gonna close if I don't get back 864 00:35:46,405 --> 00:35:48,146 in eight and three-quarter minutes. 865 00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:50,626 I actually have a real connection with somebody, okay? 866 00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:52,233 You're in a bodega trying to buy a condom. 867 00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:54,326 What does he get on his pizza? 868 00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:55,936 What? 869 00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:57,586 Well, if you have a real connection with someone, 870 00:35:57,590 --> 00:35:59,374 you know what kind of pizza they like. 871 00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:00,984 It's coffee, not pizza. 872 00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:02,460 -It's how they take their coffee. -Okay, okay. 873 00:36:02,464 --> 00:36:05,685 How does he take his coffee, then? 874 00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:08,296 He likes it how I like it: black with three sugars. 875 00:36:09,819 --> 00:36:11,208 -Well, that's gross. -[Miranda giggling] 876 00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:13,562 He thinks it's adorable. 877 00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:17,610 I'm sure you'll end up at the top 878 00:36:17,653 --> 00:36:20,874 of the Empire State Building at sunrise, 879 00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:22,745 pledging your undying love. 880 00:36:23,746 --> 00:36:25,226 I would love that for us. 881 00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:26,793 May I? 882 00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:28,882 -Just... -[Miranda laughing] 883 00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:30,449 Ah. 884 00:36:36,368 --> 00:36:37,630 Thank you. 885 00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:43,288 MIRANDA: I want to go now. 886 00:36:43,331 --> 00:36:45,768 So hot. 887 00:36:45,812 --> 00:36:48,380 [Miranda and Skyler moaning] 888 00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:49,725 -[machine buzzes] -OWEN: No, no, no. 889 00:36:49,729 --> 00:36:50,991 That's not right. 890 00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:52,558 -Ah, I just did payroll. -This sucks. 891 00:36:52,601 --> 00:36:54,690 -Hey, my guy. Can I use that? -My God! 892 00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:56,431 You guys have been here for a minute. 893 00:36:56,475 --> 00:36:59,217 Aren't you guys a little old, too? 894 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:01,001 -What? -What? 895 00:37:01,044 --> 00:37:02,959 [Miranda and Skyler laughing] 896 00:37:03,003 --> 00:37:05,005 SKYLER: Excuse me. 897 00:37:05,048 --> 00:37:06,398 -Pardon me. -[buttons beeping] 898 00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:07,656 -[cash dispensing] -MIRANDA: Oh, fuck yeah. 899 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:08,965 SKYLER: Oh, literally. 900 00:37:09,009 --> 00:37:10,837 -Mwah. -[chuckles] 901 00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:13,927 I hate this night. 902 00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:16,016 Sucks. 903 00:37:16,059 --> 00:37:17,887 Got to get the key. 904 00:37:17,931 --> 00:37:20,281 [Miranda chuckles, moans] 905 00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:27,027 MIRANDA: So hot. 906 00:37:31,901 --> 00:37:35,165 ["Blister in the Sun" by Winona Fighter playing] 907 00:37:35,209 --> 00:37:37,037 [entry bell jingles] 908 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,126 [motorcycle engine chugging] 909 00:37:45,219 --> 00:37:46,568 [entry bell jingles] 910 00:37:50,572 --> 00:37:52,139 What are you doing? 911 00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:54,228 Making it happen. 912 00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:57,275 [exhales sharply] 913 00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:01,279 -Go. -[engine revving] 914 00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:02,497 -♪ Let me go on ♪ -Oh! 915 00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:03,716 -[gasps] -Oh! 916 00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:05,239 ♪ Like a blister in the sun ♪ 917 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,497 ALLIE: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 918 00:38:06,501 --> 00:38:07,411 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -OWEN: Oh! 919 00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:08,895 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 920 00:38:08,938 --> 00:38:10,766 ♪ Big hands, I know you're the one ♪ 921 00:38:10,810 --> 00:38:13,378 [Owen laughing] 922 00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:17,469 OWEN: Oh, my God, you are a crazy person. 923 00:38:17,512 --> 00:38:19,514 -Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, God. -OWEN: Oh! 924 00:38:19,558 --> 00:38:21,238 -MIRANDA: Bro. -SKYLER: Film it. Film it. 925 00:38:21,255 --> 00:38:23,431 -ALLIE: Oh! -[laughing] 926 00:38:23,475 --> 00:38:24,780 [grunts] 927 00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:26,782 What? How? 928 00:38:26,826 --> 00:38:28,001 CLERK: Hey! Stop! 929 00:38:28,044 --> 00:38:29,350 ALLIE: Uh-oh. 930 00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:31,134 -CLERK: Every goddamn year. -Hey. 931 00:38:31,178 --> 00:38:32,567 -What are you doing? -One of us should get it. 932 00:38:32,571 --> 00:38:34,050 -Come on. -Motherfuckers! 933 00:38:34,094 --> 00:38:36,836 -Go, go, go, go, go! -You fucking animals! 934 00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:38,664 ALLIE: They're chasing us! 935 00:38:38,707 --> 00:38:40,139 MIRANDA: When that one condom gets stolen on Fuck Night! 936 00:38:40,143 --> 00:38:41,493 SKYLER: Bro! [grunts] 937 00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:42,976 -[Miranda grunts] -Oh! -Oh, my God. 938 00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:46,454 ♪ Ow! ♪ 939 00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:48,543 -Hey. In here, here, here, here, here. -What? 940 00:38:48,587 --> 00:38:50,672 -You can't just go backwards. -Go back, back, back, back. 941 00:38:50,676 --> 00:38:52,591 -Down, down, down. -Oh, my God. 942 00:38:52,634 --> 00:38:53,722 [grunts] 943 00:38:57,770 --> 00:38:59,293 [Owen sighs] 944 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:02,035 [panting, grunting] 945 00:39:08,041 --> 00:39:09,999 [song ends] 946 00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:14,047 Okay, wait. 947 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,050 I know I just met the guy, 948 00:39:17,093 --> 00:39:19,487 but I actually think he could be someone special. 949 00:39:19,531 --> 00:39:22,011 I really need to get back out there tonight. 950 00:39:26,581 --> 00:39:27,930 Flip for it. 951 00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:31,891 Durex or warnings and instructions? 952 00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:33,196 Warnings and instructions. 953 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,589 -Okay. -No. 954 00:39:34,633 --> 00:39:35,634 Durex. 955 00:39:35,677 --> 00:39:37,113 Okay. 956 00:39:38,854 --> 00:39:40,421 Warnings and instructions. 957 00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:41,810 You're warnings and instructions, I'm Durex. 958 00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:43,032 I'm gonna change my mind. 959 00:39:43,076 --> 00:39:44,512 Durex. 960 00:39:44,556 --> 00:39:46,209 -One... -No, warnings and instructions. 961 00:39:46,253 --> 00:39:47,946 -I can't... I can't... -Okay, how about I'm Durex? 962 00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:49,774 You have to take in the conditions of the wind and, 963 00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:51,428 like, how heavy this is and how long it was in the box. 964 00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:53,125 -Fuck are you talking about? -This is a big moment. 965 00:39:53,129 --> 00:39:55,218 And I've got someone waiting for me back at the bar. 966 00:39:55,262 --> 00:39:56,394 She's gonna leave soon. 967 00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:57,873 [groans, clears throat] 968 00:39:57,917 --> 00:39:59,527 Durex, warnings and instructions. 969 00:39:59,571 --> 00:40:01,612 No, no, no, no, no. Warnings and instructions, Durex. 970 00:40:01,616 --> 00:40:03,357 -I can't look. -Oh, my God. 971 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,924 -One... -No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 972 00:40:04,967 --> 00:40:07,796 [Allie gasps] 973 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,843 -[water dripping] -[rodents squeaking] 974 00:40:10,886 --> 00:40:13,672 [siren whooping in distance] 975 00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:17,806 ALLIE: Okay, go a little lower. 976 00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:19,025 A little lower. 977 00:40:19,068 --> 00:40:20,243 -OWEN: Yep. -[Allie grunts] 978 00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:22,245 [both straining] 979 00:40:22,289 --> 00:40:23,986 -Don't look. -I'm not looking. 980 00:40:25,074 --> 00:40:27,163 -[thud] -Ow! Look a little. 981 00:40:27,207 --> 00:40:29,035 -I'm sorry. -Okay, little farther. 982 00:40:29,078 --> 00:40:31,167 Little farther. 983 00:40:31,211 --> 00:40:32,386 I got it. 984 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:33,605 -Got it? -Yep. 985 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:34,693 Ow! 986 00:40:34,736 --> 00:40:35,998 OWEN: I'm sorry. 987 00:40:36,042 --> 00:40:37,913 [Allie grunts] 988 00:40:37,957 --> 00:40:40,481 Oh, my God. Whoa. 989 00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:42,178 -[grunts] -[Allie chuckles] 990 00:40:42,222 --> 00:40:43,745 -[breathing heavily] -You okay? 991 00:40:43,789 --> 00:40:45,530 Yeah. And I got it. 992 00:40:48,663 --> 00:40:50,186 It was warnings and instructions. 993 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,320 Thanks. 994 00:40:58,891 --> 00:41:00,240 [motorcycle engine revving] 995 00:41:00,283 --> 00:41:01,720 [tires squeal] 996 00:41:01,763 --> 00:41:03,635 -Did you get it? -[Allie sighs] 997 00:41:10,163 --> 00:41:11,904 Sorry. 998 00:41:11,947 --> 00:41:13,558 [engine revving] 999 00:41:18,301 --> 00:41:19,661 ["We're Not Gonna Take It" playing] 1000 00:41:19,694 --> 00:41:21,914 ALLIE [over TV]: ♪ You're gonna take it ♪ 1001 00:41:21,957 --> 00:41:25,308 ♪ Oh, yes, you're gonna take it ♪ 1002 00:41:25,352 --> 00:41:28,224 -OWEN: Aw. -♪ You are gonna take it ♪ 1003 00:41:28,268 --> 00:41:30,792 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1004 00:41:30,836 --> 00:41:33,621 ♪ Penestra! ♪ 1005 00:41:33,665 --> 00:41:35,623 -[indistinct chatter] -[horn honks in distance] 1006 00:41:37,103 --> 00:41:39,714 ["Weightless" by Arlo Parks playing] 1007 00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:46,591 [phone camera clicking] 1008 00:41:46,634 --> 00:41:52,074 ♪ Cardamom and jade as your eyes streamed ♪ 1009 00:41:52,118 --> 00:41:57,166 ♪ On the night you showed your volcanic side ♪ 1010 00:41:57,210 --> 00:41:59,038 ♪ And I'm afraid to need... ♪ 1011 00:41:59,081 --> 00:42:00,430 Do you live here? 1012 00:42:00,474 --> 00:42:02,476 [chuckles]: Yeah. My spot. 1013 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,391 [chuckles] 1014 00:42:04,434 --> 00:42:07,394 -Is that a... -I know. It's a bit much. 1015 00:42:07,437 --> 00:42:09,352 He's an old friend. 1016 00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:11,877 And nothing says housewarming like a silhouette 1017 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,096 of an old-timey boy holding a balloon duck. 1018 00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:16,011 -[Allie laughs] -Want something to drink? 1019 00:42:16,055 --> 00:42:18,623 I make a mean glass of wine. 1020 00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,886 -Yeah, I would love something. -All right. 1021 00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:23,845 -Is that a... -Fake Basquiat? 1022 00:42:25,107 --> 00:42:26,718 No. 1023 00:42:28,197 --> 00:42:30,373 Go, make yourself comfortable. 1024 00:42:30,417 --> 00:42:31,592 [scoffs softly] 1025 00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:33,812 ♪ I don't wanna wait for you ♪ 1026 00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:38,077 ♪ I don't wanna wait for you, I don't wanna wait for you ♪ 1027 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:41,036 ♪ But I need you, so I won't go. ♪ 1028 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,516 [glasses clink] 1029 00:42:49,218 --> 00:42:50,872 To the girl who's made my night. 1030 00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:52,221 [glasses clink] 1031 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:58,576 [both set glasses down] 1032 00:43:05,191 --> 00:43:06,932 How do you take your pizza? 1033 00:43:06,975 --> 00:43:08,020 What? 1034 00:43:08,063 --> 00:43:09,499 I'm, um... 1035 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:11,632 Nothing. 1036 00:43:12,851 --> 00:43:15,157 ♪♪ 1037 00:43:27,561 --> 00:43:30,085 [sirens wailing in distance] 1038 00:43:31,521 --> 00:43:33,480 [sirens growing closer] 1039 00:43:33,523 --> 00:43:35,743 -[tires squealing] -[song ends] 1040 00:43:37,223 --> 00:43:38,441 -[Max exclaims] -[gasps] 1041 00:43:40,139 --> 00:43:41,662 Ah, fuck. 1042 00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:43,586 -OFFICER: Go! We'll take the back! -Yeah, fuck. 1043 00:43:43,751 --> 00:43:45,710 ALLIE: Wha... Hey. 1044 00:43:45,753 --> 00:43:47,189 -[knocking] -OFFICER 2: NYPD! 1045 00:43:47,233 --> 00:43:48,273 [gasps] -OFFICER 3: We know you're in there! 1046 00:43:48,277 --> 00:43:50,105 We followed your motorcycle! 1047 00:43:50,149 --> 00:43:51,716 It was just one condom! 1048 00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:54,283 Open up, or we're gonna knock your door down! 1049 00:43:54,327 --> 00:43:56,155 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 1050 00:43:56,198 --> 00:43:58,592 ♪ What am I without you? ♪ 1051 00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:00,855 -ALLIE: Hey! -♪ I can't be too late... ♪ 1052 00:44:00,899 --> 00:44:02,465 Where are we going? 1053 00:44:02,509 --> 00:44:03,815 Max? [gasps] 1054 00:44:03,858 --> 00:44:05,381 [clattering] 1055 00:44:05,425 --> 00:44:07,601 [gasping] 1056 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:08,950 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 1057 00:44:08,994 --> 00:44:10,169 Max? 1058 00:44:10,212 --> 00:44:11,431 ♪ Believing for so long... ♪ 1059 00:44:11,474 --> 00:44:12,780 OFFICER 2: This way, this way. 1060 00:44:12,824 --> 00:44:14,260 Here! 1061 00:44:14,303 --> 00:44:15,605 -OFFICER 3: I see somebody! -OFFICER 2: Hey! 1062 00:44:15,609 --> 00:44:16,697 You! 1063 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:18,960 You there! 1064 00:44:19,004 --> 00:44:20,353 ♪ I know I was so wrong... ♪ 1065 00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:22,050 OFFICER 3: Stop! Wait! 1066 00:44:22,094 --> 00:44:23,573 Damn it. 1067 00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:24,879 Stop! 1068 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:26,881 Get... 1069 00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:30,668 OFFICER 2: Hey! Stop right there! 1070 00:44:30,711 --> 00:44:32,408 -Wait! -Wait, wait, wait. Whoa. 1071 00:44:32,452 --> 00:44:34,106 Whoa. 1072 00:44:34,149 --> 00:44:35,712 OFFICER 2: Goddamn it, honey, why are you running? 1073 00:44:35,716 --> 00:44:37,675 OFFICER 3: We're not after you. We're after him. 1074 00:44:38,806 --> 00:44:40,503 OFFICER 2: He's on parole. 1075 00:44:40,547 --> 00:44:42,680 ♪ I'm so lost without you... ♪ 1076 00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:44,812 OFFICER 3: He ain't allowed to have sex tonight. 1077 00:44:49,382 --> 00:44:50,818 -[groans] -[song ends] 1078 00:44:50,862 --> 00:44:52,582 -[Allie sighs] -[indistinct radio chatter] 1079 00:44:52,602 --> 00:44:55,736 [quiet chatter] 1080 00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:59,000 Okay, how would you characterize your relationship 1081 00:44:59,044 --> 00:45:00,828 with Mr. McGuinness? 1082 00:45:00,872 --> 00:45:03,091 -Uh, relatively new. -[chuckles] 1083 00:45:03,135 --> 00:45:06,094 The officers reported that you were in your undergarments. 1084 00:45:06,138 --> 00:45:09,010 Your goons kicked down a door and violated our privacy. 1085 00:45:09,054 --> 00:45:11,970 I can't believe you expend all these resources on this. 1086 00:45:12,013 --> 00:45:14,886 Did he mention he spent time in jail for violating the mandate? 1087 00:45:14,929 --> 00:45:16,801 So, what, what, he had consensual sex 1088 00:45:16,844 --> 00:45:18,498 that the government didn't want him to? 1089 00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:19,934 He violated it 14 times. 1090 00:45:19,978 --> 00:45:21,327 -14? -In eight days. 1091 00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:23,068 Eight? 1092 00:45:23,111 --> 00:45:24,935 You think we really want to be dealing with this shit? 1093 00:45:24,939 --> 00:45:26,328 Seeing who's playing slap-and-tickle 1094 00:45:26,332 --> 00:45:27,986 without a ring on their finger? 1095 00:45:28,029 --> 00:45:29,810 Then why do you? Seriously, just because we're living 1096 00:45:29,814 --> 00:45:31,467 in these crazy times does not mean 1097 00:45:31,511 --> 00:45:32,943 that you need to be on the wrong side of history. 1098 00:45:32,947 --> 00:45:35,080 Where's your conscience? 1099 00:45:35,123 --> 00:45:36,472 With my pension. 1100 00:45:36,516 --> 00:45:38,300 Give me your wrist. 1101 00:45:38,344 --> 00:45:40,037 We just need to confirm the integrity of your bio sensor, 1102 00:45:40,041 --> 00:45:42,043 and then you can be on your way. 1103 00:45:42,087 --> 00:45:43,262 [device beeps] 1104 00:45:43,305 --> 00:45:44,611 The data center's pretty busy. 1105 00:45:44,654 --> 00:45:46,613 You can wait outside. 1106 00:45:46,656 --> 00:45:48,267 -Really great work. -Mm. 1107 00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:51,313 Thank you for keeping our streets safe. 1108 00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:54,316 Just so you know, your relatively new boyfriend 1109 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,492 is also being charged with real estate fraud, 1110 00:45:56,536 --> 00:45:59,147 property trespass, grand theft motorcycle, 1111 00:45:59,191 --> 00:46:02,847 stealing various wine and art, including a silhouette of a boy 1112 00:46:02,890 --> 00:46:05,850 holding a duck balloon, and a fake Basquiat. 1113 00:46:05,893 --> 00:46:07,852 I knew it was fake. 1114 00:46:12,552 --> 00:46:14,119 The bastards got me again. 1115 00:46:16,512 --> 00:46:18,950 I don't care how many times you arrest me. 1116 00:46:18,993 --> 00:46:21,169 I ain't wearing no love glove. 1117 00:46:28,655 --> 00:46:30,526 [sighs] 1118 00:46:38,491 --> 00:46:41,407 ["Up N Down" by Izzy Camina playing] 1119 00:46:43,409 --> 00:46:45,237 ♪ We go up ♪ 1120 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,978 ♪ And we go down ♪ 1121 00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:50,895 ♪ How we go up ♪ 1122 00:46:50,938 --> 00:46:53,332 ♪ And we go down ♪ 1123 00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:57,379 ♪ Yeah, I've been thinking about ♪ 1124 00:46:57,423 --> 00:46:59,381 ♪ We're hot and cold ♪ 1125 00:46:59,425 --> 00:47:00,905 ♪ The moon and sun ♪ 1126 00:47:00,948 --> 00:47:02,907 ♪ We don't know what it is ♪ 1127 00:47:02,950 --> 00:47:05,300 ♪ That we're both running from... ♪ 1128 00:47:05,344 --> 00:47:06,998 OWEN: I'm down by the water. 1129 00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:08,956 Make a left when you get to the clearing. 1130 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,828 [tires squeak] 1131 00:47:10,871 --> 00:47:12,960 Right on the grass. 1132 00:47:13,004 --> 00:47:14,483 -Keep going. -Okay. 1133 00:47:14,527 --> 00:47:16,224 You're getting warmer. 1134 00:47:16,268 --> 00:47:17,530 Much warmer. 1135 00:47:17,573 --> 00:47:20,011 Getting hot. 1136 00:47:20,054 --> 00:47:21,969 ♪ Manipulate ♪ 1137 00:47:22,013 --> 00:47:23,449 [song stops] 1138 00:47:24,493 --> 00:47:25,668 Oh, my God. 1139 00:47:25,712 --> 00:47:27,845 -You're hot. -So are you. 1140 00:47:27,888 --> 00:47:29,281 It's nice to meet you. 1141 00:47:29,324 --> 00:47:31,805 It's nice to meet you, too. 1142 00:47:35,330 --> 00:47:36,810 You want to go here? 1143 00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:39,813 That's the one good thing about this stupid night. 1144 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:41,119 No wasted time. 1145 00:47:42,511 --> 00:47:43,948 Y-You're right. 1146 00:47:45,253 --> 00:47:47,081 Okay, Felix. 1147 00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:49,127 It's Owen. I lied about my name. 1148 00:47:49,170 --> 00:47:51,042 I did, too. 1149 00:47:51,085 --> 00:47:52,434 I'm Sophie. 1150 00:47:52,478 --> 00:47:54,654 -Sophie. -Mm-hmm. 1151 00:47:54,697 --> 00:47:56,047 All right, well, you want to... 1152 00:47:56,090 --> 00:47:57,309 How do we... 1153 00:47:57,352 --> 00:47:58,701 Well, I-I think, 1154 00:47:58,745 --> 00:48:00,573 traditionally, it starts with a kiss. 1155 00:48:00,616 --> 00:48:03,489 There's nothing traditional about this night. 1156 00:48:03,532 --> 00:48:06,971 I still think you should start with a kiss. 1157 00:48:07,014 --> 00:48:08,581 I think you're right. 1158 00:48:09,930 --> 00:48:11,497 [clears throat] 1159 00:48:15,849 --> 00:48:17,895 [moaning softly] 1160 00:48:20,071 --> 00:48:21,768 [breathing heavily] 1161 00:48:21,811 --> 00:48:23,030 [pants unzip] 1162 00:48:23,074 --> 00:48:24,771 OWEN: What... 1163 00:48:25,990 --> 00:48:27,469 All right. 1164 00:48:28,818 --> 00:48:30,908 Uh-uh. 1165 00:48:30,951 --> 00:48:33,562 I've never really done that before, but okay. 1166 00:48:33,606 --> 00:48:35,173 -[song resumes] -♪ We go up... ♪ 1167 00:48:35,216 --> 00:48:37,784 I don't remember seeing this on your bio. 1168 00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:39,829 -Ooh. -Shh. 1169 00:48:39,873 --> 00:48:41,266 Okay, okay. 1170 00:48:41,309 --> 00:48:43,224 ♪ And we go down ♪ 1171 00:48:43,268 --> 00:48:44,878 [moaning, breathing heavily] 1172 00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:47,315 ♪ Yeah, I've been thinking about... ♪ 1173 00:48:47,359 --> 00:48:49,052 -[grunts] Not too tight. -[zip tie clicking] 1174 00:48:49,056 --> 00:48:51,319 'Cause I'm into it, but I'm not that... 1175 00:48:51,363 --> 00:48:53,147 ♪ And we go down... ♪ 1176 00:48:55,367 --> 00:48:56,934 All right, I'm into it. 1177 00:48:56,977 --> 00:48:58,370 ♪ And we go down... ♪ 1178 00:48:59,806 --> 00:49:01,286 What are you doing? 1179 00:49:01,329 --> 00:49:02,461 Hey. 1180 00:49:02,504 --> 00:49:04,637 Are you robbing me? 1181 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,552 No, don't rob me! 1182 00:49:06,595 --> 00:49:08,380 It's really too bad. You are so cute. 1183 00:49:08,423 --> 00:49:09,816 I wish we hadn't met at work. 1184 00:49:09,859 --> 00:49:11,078 At work?! 1185 00:49:12,123 --> 00:49:13,428 SOPHIE: Hey, handsome. 1186 00:49:13,472 --> 00:49:14,425 MAN [over phone]: Hey, where are you? 1187 00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:15,735 I'm almost at the bridge. 1188 00:49:15,778 --> 00:49:17,080 SOPHIE: Okay, meet me there in 15. 1189 00:49:17,084 --> 00:49:20,740 Don't do it, buddy! She's a honeypot! 1190 00:49:21,741 --> 00:49:23,569 [straining] 1191 00:49:23,612 --> 00:49:25,049 [sighs] 1192 00:49:26,311 --> 00:49:27,442 [groans] 1193 00:49:27,486 --> 00:49:28,835 Fuck. 1194 00:49:28,878 --> 00:49:31,229 -[phone ringing] -[quiet chatter] 1195 00:49:51,597 --> 00:49:53,077 [Owen sighs] 1196 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,600 [sniffs] 1197 00:50:06,046 --> 00:50:07,482 [Owen chuckling] 1198 00:50:07,526 --> 00:50:09,571 [both laughing] 1199 00:50:11,051 --> 00:50:12,574 Are you following me? 1200 00:50:12,618 --> 00:50:14,750 -Am I following you? -Yeah. 1201 00:50:14,794 --> 00:50:16,839 It's a big city, so... 1202 00:50:16,883 --> 00:50:19,233 [chuckles]: this feels a little convenient. 1203 00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:20,887 For who? 1204 00:50:20,930 --> 00:50:22,280 You stole my condom. 1205 00:50:22,323 --> 00:50:24,282 It wasn't my best moment. I'm sorry. 1206 00:50:24,325 --> 00:50:26,197 You didn't use it? 1207 00:50:27,241 --> 00:50:28,547 Oh, my... 1208 00:50:28,590 --> 00:50:29,939 After all that, you didn't use it. 1209 00:50:29,983 --> 00:50:31,724 Much ado about nothing, as the kids say. 1210 00:50:31,767 --> 00:50:33,465 Kids don't say that. 1211 00:50:33,508 --> 00:50:35,771 They say it. They say it all the time. 1212 00:50:35,815 --> 00:50:38,122 No Empire State Building sunrise for you. 1213 00:50:38,165 --> 00:50:39,906 It's a tired reference anyway. 1214 00:50:39,949 --> 00:50:41,773 Have you ever been to the Empire State Building? 1215 00:50:41,777 --> 00:50:44,563 You ride an escalator forever, and then you get up there 1216 00:50:44,606 --> 00:50:47,087 and you stare at a fence. 1217 00:50:47,131 --> 00:50:49,089 It's not romantic at all. 1218 00:50:49,133 --> 00:50:50,830 It's the worst place for it. 1219 00:50:50,873 --> 00:50:52,875 Where would you go? 1220 00:50:52,919 --> 00:50:55,226 I know exactly where I would go. 1221 00:50:55,269 --> 00:50:56,444 Where? 1222 00:51:01,145 --> 00:51:02,494 Why are you here? 1223 00:51:04,974 --> 00:51:06,324 Jaywalking. 1224 00:51:08,152 --> 00:51:09,849 They got me for jaywalking. 1225 00:51:09,892 --> 00:51:11,894 They took your clothes for that? 1226 00:51:11,938 --> 00:51:14,201 I, too, thought it seemed unorthodox. 1227 00:51:14,245 --> 00:51:15,677 -Hmm. -OFFICER: It's your lucky day, Romeo. 1228 00:51:15,681 --> 00:51:18,466 This never happens, but we found your stuff. 1229 00:51:18,510 --> 00:51:20,381 Great. Thank you. 1230 00:51:20,425 --> 00:51:22,601 Apparently, your sex worker was trying to pawn it. 1231 00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:24,646 She was not a sex worker. I told you. 1232 00:51:24,690 --> 00:51:26,209 -She was not a sex worker. -OFFICER: No judgment. 1233 00:51:26,213 --> 00:51:27,562 A lot of guys get conned tonight. 1234 00:51:27,606 --> 00:51:30,478 I mean, little bit of a judgment. 1235 00:51:30,522 --> 00:51:32,872 I was just surprised that you were trying to pay for it. 1236 00:51:32,915 --> 00:51:34,830 You know what I mean? Like, it's just out there. 1237 00:51:34,874 --> 00:51:36,397 Like, why buy the milk 1238 00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:39,618 when the cows are free and there are tons of 'em 1239 00:51:39,661 --> 00:51:41,315 -and there's milk everywhere? -[laughs] 1240 00:51:41,359 --> 00:51:42,969 It's like, why are you paying for it? 1241 00:51:43,012 --> 00:51:44,923 -I was not paying for it. -Hey, take the win, buddy. 1242 00:51:44,927 --> 00:51:47,408 What'd you get into there? 1243 00:51:47,452 --> 00:51:49,014 -OWEN: Thank you. -OFFICER: We're gonna need 1244 00:51:49,018 --> 00:51:50,364 that jacket back for the next john. 1245 00:51:50,368 --> 00:51:51,934 Wow. 1246 00:51:51,978 --> 00:51:54,937 Yeah. You came to party. 1247 00:51:54,981 --> 00:51:56,461 Respect. 1248 00:51:58,202 --> 00:51:59,725 Glad you're enjoying this. 1249 00:51:59,768 --> 00:52:01,596 I'm not not enjoying it. 1250 00:52:10,257 --> 00:52:12,781 Uh, yeah. [clears throat] You came back clean. 1251 00:52:12,825 --> 00:52:14,305 We might need you to testify. 1252 00:52:14,348 --> 00:52:16,089 I'll, uh... I'll let you know. 1253 00:52:17,482 --> 00:52:18,787 OWEN: Testify? 1254 00:52:18,831 --> 00:52:20,137 How romantic. 1255 00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:24,445 OWEN: The universe is obviously telling us something. 1256 00:52:24,489 --> 00:52:26,317 Maybe we shouldn't overthink this. 1257 00:52:27,318 --> 00:52:28,754 Overthink what? 1258 00:52:30,582 --> 00:52:33,411 -You and me. -[siren whooping nearby] 1259 00:52:33,454 --> 00:52:36,065 -Oh, God. Wow. Um... -What? 1260 00:52:36,109 --> 00:52:37,763 No. 1261 00:52:37,806 --> 00:52:39,282 Dude, you just want to stick your thing somewhere. 1262 00:52:39,286 --> 00:52:40,896 What do you want to do with your thing? 1263 00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:42,246 Or things or whatever. 1264 00:52:42,289 --> 00:52:43,943 Things? 1265 00:52:43,986 --> 00:52:45,723 What exactly do you think I have going on down there? 1266 00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:47,686 I don't know yet. 1267 00:52:47,729 --> 00:52:49,949 [chuckles] I'm not changing who I am 1268 00:52:49,992 --> 00:52:51,690 -for this mandate. -Come on. 1269 00:52:51,733 --> 00:52:54,214 No part of you just wants to have sex? 1270 00:52:54,258 --> 00:52:56,303 Of course, but not... 1271 00:52:56,347 --> 00:52:59,306 not sex that just leaves me feeling empty. 1272 00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,570 Well, how do you know that's what 1273 00:53:02,614 --> 00:53:04,224 it's gonna be like with me? 1274 00:53:04,268 --> 00:53:06,270 Years of anecdotal evidence. 1275 00:53:09,490 --> 00:53:12,276 I'm objectively good-looking. 1276 00:53:12,319 --> 00:53:13,712 You did not just say that. 1277 00:53:13,755 --> 00:53:15,540 I've been told a fair number of times 1278 00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:17,629 I'm squarely in the sevens. 1279 00:53:17,672 --> 00:53:19,108 Oh, by who? Your boy mom? 1280 00:53:19,152 --> 00:53:20,893 Nah. She thinks I'm a ten. 1281 00:53:20,936 --> 00:53:22,155 ALLIE: Well, you're not. 1282 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:25,289 Your ears look like car doors. 1283 00:53:25,332 --> 00:53:29,815 Well, your nose... your nose is way too small for your face. 1284 00:53:29,858 --> 00:53:31,164 Your chin could plow a field. 1285 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:32,557 Your legs don't make any sense. 1286 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,123 Your hairline doesn't make any sense. 1287 00:53:34,167 --> 00:53:35,734 So we're two hideous people. 1288 00:53:35,777 --> 00:53:39,128 Let's lie together in our mutual revulsion. 1289 00:53:39,172 --> 00:53:41,609 We keep meeting up. Maybe that means something. 1290 00:53:41,653 --> 00:53:46,484 It-it might have, until I saw your P. Diddy party swag bag. 1291 00:53:46,527 --> 00:53:47,611 -[chuckles] -[Owen scoffs softly] 1292 00:53:47,615 --> 00:53:48,747 Good luck tonight. 1293 00:53:50,705 --> 00:53:52,968 CAROLINE: This party's gonna be sick! 1294 00:53:53,012 --> 00:53:54,622 SOPHIA: I know. 1295 00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:56,446 -Last year, it was wild. -All the Knicks were there. 1296 00:53:56,450 --> 00:53:58,013 Mm-hmm. Some random billionaire puts it on. 1297 00:53:58,017 --> 00:53:59,801 Oh, is that where Mafalda met her fiancé? 1298 00:53:59,845 --> 00:54:01,890 SOPHIA: Yeah, and Mafalda put us on the list. 1299 00:54:01,934 --> 00:54:03,370 -[laughter] -Yeah. 1300 00:54:03,414 --> 00:54:05,416 -I need a drink. -Yeah, I need a drink, too. 1301 00:54:05,459 --> 00:54:07,461 I know. We need a billionaire and a drink. 1302 00:54:07,505 --> 00:54:08,897 SIMON: You want to meet a husband? 1303 00:54:08,941 --> 00:54:10,203 SOPHIA: I need a man! 1304 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:11,552 [chatter continues indistinctly] 1305 00:54:11,596 --> 00:54:14,555 ♪♪ 1306 00:54:14,599 --> 00:54:16,253 Go, go, go, go. 1307 00:54:19,691 --> 00:54:21,519 [electronic chiming] 1308 00:54:21,562 --> 00:54:24,609 AUTOMATED VOICE: Stand clear of the closing doors, please. 1309 00:54:25,914 --> 00:54:27,307 Oh, yeah. That'll work. 1310 00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:28,743 They won't see you like that. 1311 00:54:28,787 --> 00:54:30,702 We're not doing this together. 1312 00:54:30,745 --> 00:54:31,964 I'm doing this. 1313 00:54:32,007 --> 00:54:33,835 You're doing this. Parallel tracks. 1314 00:54:33,879 --> 00:54:35,663 Also, you're a little underdressed. 1315 00:54:35,707 --> 00:54:37,970 What are you talking about? This is Buck Mason. 1316 00:54:38,013 --> 00:54:40,581 Bro, I don't know what choke hold Buck Mason has 1317 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:42,409 on all you boys, but they're not all hitters. 1318 00:54:42,453 --> 00:54:43,845 What about this? 1319 00:54:43,889 --> 00:54:45,412 -Here. -What? 1320 00:54:45,456 --> 00:54:46,714 OWEN: Your bio sensor... what's the story? 1321 00:54:46,718 --> 00:54:47,762 ALLIE: What? 1322 00:54:47,806 --> 00:54:49,634 Look at mine. It's a bat. 1323 00:54:49,677 --> 00:54:51,936 They gave us a week to decide. I panicked, and I got this. 1324 00:54:51,940 --> 00:54:53,333 I don't even like bats. 1325 00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:54,856 Mine's a lighthouse. 1326 00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:56,467 I know. Why? 1327 00:54:56,510 --> 00:54:59,905 -You really want to know? -Yeah, I want to know. 1328 00:54:59,948 --> 00:55:02,168 It's just a kids' book my mom used to read to me. 1329 00:55:02,211 --> 00:55:03,865 Okay. 1330 00:55:03,909 --> 00:55:05,341 "Little Red Lighthouse and the Great Gray Bridge." 1331 00:55:05,345 --> 00:55:07,565 Well, usually, it's red, so... 1332 00:55:09,175 --> 00:55:10,698 There's this little red lighthouse 1333 00:55:10,742 --> 00:55:12,744 on the Hudson River, and... 1334 00:55:14,093 --> 00:55:16,182 It's actually real. It is there. 1335 00:55:16,225 --> 00:55:18,402 -Mm-hmm. -But, um, in the story, 1336 00:55:18,445 --> 00:55:20,099 it feels overshadowed because they built 1337 00:55:20,142 --> 00:55:23,711 the George Washington Bridge over it, and... 1338 00:55:24,973 --> 00:55:27,846 Anyway, one night, this tugboat comes along, 1339 00:55:27,889 --> 00:55:30,849 it's foggy, and it-it needs the light from the lighthouse 1340 00:55:30,892 --> 00:55:33,460 to help it pass. 1341 00:55:33,504 --> 00:55:35,157 So it has worth after all. 1342 00:55:36,158 --> 00:55:37,246 Yeah, it's sweet. 1343 00:55:38,639 --> 00:55:41,294 Kind of cheesy, but when I first moved to New York, 1344 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,514 all the talent here, it was just... 1345 00:55:43,557 --> 00:55:45,864 Yeah, and you're the lighthouse. I get it. 1346 00:55:45,907 --> 00:55:48,036 -It's nice. -SIMON: Oh, my God, I can't wait to go to this 1347 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,516 -party you guys talked about. -Yeah, I'm really excited. 1348 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:50,999 ALLIE: I love going there. 1349 00:55:51,043 --> 00:55:53,262 And it just grounds me when I have to sing. 1350 00:55:53,306 --> 00:55:54,742 OWEN: Are you a singer? 1351 00:55:54,786 --> 00:55:56,483 Uh... yeah. 1352 00:55:56,527 --> 00:55:58,180 That's cool. Would I have heard anything? 1353 00:55:58,224 --> 00:56:00,444 Not anything I'm proud of. 1354 00:56:00,487 --> 00:56:03,098 As long as you love it, that's all that matters. 1355 00:56:03,142 --> 00:56:05,666 Kind of. There is this component where, like, 1356 00:56:05,710 --> 00:56:07,364 someone's supposed to sing, 1357 00:56:07,407 --> 00:56:09,714 then people are supposed to hear, and then you connect, 1358 00:56:09,757 --> 00:56:11,846 but, you know, I, uh... 1359 00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:14,327 What? 1360 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,198 I'm afraid to get up in front of crowds. 1361 00:56:16,242 --> 00:56:17,852 -I know. -That's a problem. 1362 00:56:17,896 --> 00:56:19,550 Yeah, yeah, it's a big problem. 1363 00:56:19,593 --> 00:56:21,635 -It's a big problem. -He doesn't have that problem. 1364 00:56:21,639 --> 00:56:22,944 OWEN: Ezra Strong? 1365 00:56:22,988 --> 00:56:24,642 ALLIE: You don't get to play Radio City 1366 00:56:24,685 --> 00:56:26,208 unless you make people feel something. 1367 00:56:26,252 --> 00:56:27,514 And look at him. 1368 00:56:27,558 --> 00:56:29,081 -He's a five. -[gasps] 1369 00:56:29,124 --> 00:56:30,735 -Six. -Oh, no, no, no. 1370 00:56:30,778 --> 00:56:32,084 -Yes, yes, yes. -He's a ten. 1371 00:56:32,127 --> 00:56:33,390 Girl, you got it bad. 1372 00:56:33,433 --> 00:56:34,869 What? 1373 00:56:34,913 --> 00:56:36,610 You need to put that back in your pants. 1374 00:56:36,654 --> 00:56:40,309 I would dump it all out of my pants for Ezra Strong. 1375 00:56:43,661 --> 00:56:46,315 -Trust us. -I've done that before. 1376 00:56:46,359 --> 00:56:48,444 Okay, well, this is gonna be amazing, so just believe. 1377 00:56:48,448 --> 00:56:50,319 So you're telling me that if Ezra Strong 1378 00:56:50,363 --> 00:56:52,800 went to your high school but was just really good at math, 1379 00:56:52,844 --> 00:56:55,760 you would be dumping everything out of your pants for him? 1380 00:56:55,803 --> 00:56:58,023 Maybe. Geometry's pretty hot. 1381 00:56:58,066 --> 00:56:59,906 OWEN: Well, I'm really great at making a pizza. 1382 00:56:59,938 --> 00:57:01,374 Does that change anything? 1383 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:03,376 Yeah, Claremont. I saw it on your key chain. 1384 00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:05,030 Is that your family's spot or something? 1385 00:57:05,073 --> 00:57:07,075 OWEN: No, no, no, no, no. All mine. No. 1386 00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:08,337 I always liked pizza. 1387 00:57:08,381 --> 00:57:10,601 I saved up. I opened a shop. 1388 00:57:10,644 --> 00:57:13,691 If A equals B and B equals C, then A equals C. 1389 00:57:13,734 --> 00:57:16,433 Transitive property of geometry. 1390 00:57:16,476 --> 00:57:17,912 How you like me now? 1391 00:57:20,785 --> 00:57:22,652 SOPHIA: Last year, I hooked up in like five minutes. 1392 00:57:22,656 --> 00:57:23,962 SIMON: What took you so long? 1393 00:57:24,005 --> 00:57:25,877 ALLIE: Where is this party? 1394 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,793 I think I bought a lamp off Facebook Marketplace here once. 1395 00:57:28,836 --> 00:57:30,098 [chuckles] 1396 00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:31,796 ALLIE: Oh, uh... 1397 00:57:31,839 --> 00:57:33,794 -[indistinct chatter] -[pop music playing in van] 1398 00:57:33,798 --> 00:57:35,800 Wait. No, no. No. 1399 00:57:35,843 --> 00:57:37,889 [stammers, whimpers] 1400 00:57:45,984 --> 00:57:46,985 OWEN: Come on. 1401 00:57:48,595 --> 00:57:50,162 To the party, right? 1402 00:57:50,205 --> 00:57:52,164 -Yeah. -All right. Let's go. 1403 00:57:52,207 --> 00:57:53,774 [pop music playing in van] 1404 00:57:53,818 --> 00:57:55,428 [hushed]: Come on. 1405 00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:56,821 Get... 1406 00:57:56,864 --> 00:57:58,562 Just come on, come on, come on. 1407 00:57:58,605 --> 00:57:59,994 -[stammers] Let's go, let's go. -Thank you. Sorry. 1408 00:57:59,998 --> 00:58:01,212 -Don't do that. D-Don't bow. -Sorry. 1409 00:58:01,216 --> 00:58:02,653 Don't bow. It's weird. Okay. 1410 00:58:03,697 --> 00:58:05,220 Thank you. 1411 00:58:07,658 --> 00:58:09,921 You're cute when you're nervous. 1412 00:58:09,964 --> 00:58:11,313 I'm not nervous. 1413 00:58:11,357 --> 00:58:13,881 Ah, so then you're just cute. 1414 00:58:13,925 --> 00:58:15,535 It's not gonna happen, dude. 1415 00:58:15,579 --> 00:58:16,710 Oh. 1416 00:58:16,754 --> 00:58:19,278 I know. I know that. 1417 00:58:19,321 --> 00:58:21,106 How many times you want to tell me that? 1418 00:58:21,149 --> 00:58:22,673 Okay? And you know what? 1419 00:58:22,716 --> 00:58:24,235 I'm emotionally unavailable toward you now. 1420 00:58:24,239 --> 00:58:25,454 -Right. -I don't want to have sex with you. 1421 00:58:25,458 --> 00:58:27,329 No, I can't... Oh, no. 1422 00:58:27,373 --> 00:58:28,809 [gagging] 1423 00:58:28,853 --> 00:58:31,116 That's-that's out. That's done. 1424 00:58:31,159 --> 00:58:32,683 Nothing you could say 1425 00:58:32,726 --> 00:58:34,641 would convince me to have sex with you. 1426 00:58:34,685 --> 00:58:36,251 Nothing. Not one thing. 1427 00:58:36,295 --> 00:58:37,731 Not a secret word. Nothing. 1428 00:58:37,775 --> 00:58:39,298 Nothing you could say 1429 00:58:39,341 --> 00:58:40,865 would convince me to have sex with you. 1430 00:58:40,908 --> 00:58:42,170 Hey. 1431 00:58:42,214 --> 00:58:44,172 -God, you're good. -[chuckles] 1432 00:58:50,788 --> 00:58:52,529 Thank you very much. 1433 00:58:53,573 --> 00:58:55,096 What? What? 1434 00:58:55,140 --> 00:58:56,576 ALLIE: How are we gonna get in? 1435 00:58:58,665 --> 00:58:59,971 And the McGees. 1436 00:59:00,014 --> 00:59:01,538 Just act like you belong. 1437 00:59:01,581 --> 00:59:03,452 -I'm bad at that. -Then be good at it. 1438 00:59:03,496 --> 00:59:06,804 Hey, gorgeouses. How's your night going? 1439 00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:07,979 Name? 1440 00:59:08,022 --> 00:59:09,763 Uh, Owen. 1441 00:59:09,807 --> 00:59:10,982 Nice to meet you. 1442 00:59:11,025 --> 00:59:12,070 What's your name? 1443 00:59:12,113 --> 00:59:13,462 I don't see your name on here. 1444 00:59:13,506 --> 00:59:14,808 Could it be under something different? 1445 00:59:14,812 --> 00:59:17,031 No. O-W-E-N. 1446 00:59:17,075 --> 00:59:18,424 Um, someone put us on... 1447 00:59:18,467 --> 00:59:20,034 Mafalda put us on the list. 1448 00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:21,470 And what's her last name? 1449 00:59:21,514 --> 00:59:23,124 She only has one name, like a Brazilian. 1450 00:59:23,168 --> 00:59:24,778 Like Neymar or Pelé. 1451 00:59:24,822 --> 00:59:26,127 Xuxa. 1452 00:59:26,171 --> 00:59:28,260 -Xuxo. Xuxa. -Xu... That's a name. 1453 00:59:28,303 --> 00:59:29,957 -No. -No? -Wha... 1454 00:59:30,001 --> 00:59:31,738 -But you're good. She's good. -OWEN: She's good? 1455 00:59:31,742 --> 00:59:33,004 -I'm good? -I'm not? Why? 1456 00:59:33,047 --> 00:59:34,440 Because she's not thirsty like you. 1457 00:59:34,483 --> 00:59:36,268 I'm not thirsty. 1458 00:59:37,704 --> 00:59:39,097 Well, we came together. 1459 00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:40,620 Oh, we're singles only tonight, guys. 1460 00:59:40,664 --> 00:59:42,187 You're together? 1461 00:59:42,230 --> 00:59:43,706 -Well, not together-together. -We're not... 1462 00:59:43,710 --> 00:59:45,142 -We came together. -Not, like, together. 1463 00:59:45,146 --> 00:59:46,404 -We just came here. -We are both single. 1464 00:59:46,408 --> 00:59:48,149 -We arrived now together. -Newly. 1465 00:59:48,193 --> 00:59:49,277 I'm sorry, guys. We're gonna need, like, a clear answer. 1466 00:59:49,281 --> 00:59:50,761 Together or not together? 1467 00:59:52,458 --> 00:59:54,895 Nah, we're just on parallel tracks. 1468 00:59:54,939 --> 00:59:56,854 Right? 1469 00:59:56,897 --> 00:59:59,421 -Yeah. -I'll see you around. 1470 00:59:59,465 --> 01:00:00,723 -Get in there, babe. -Come on. Yeah. 1471 01:00:00,727 --> 01:00:02,468 -Okay. Thank you. -Have fun. 1472 01:00:04,557 --> 01:00:06,472 [sighs] 1473 01:00:06,515 --> 01:00:08,648 She's wearing that, and you're in a polo shirt. 1474 01:00:08,692 --> 01:00:09,780 Woof. 1475 01:00:12,826 --> 01:00:14,262 ♪ Mine now ♪ 1476 01:00:14,306 --> 01:00:20,094 ♪ Baby, you're mine now ♪ 1477 01:00:20,138 --> 01:00:21,922 -Thanks. -♪ You're mine now ♪ 1478 01:00:21,966 --> 01:00:25,230 ♪ Baby, you're mine now ♪ 1479 01:00:25,273 --> 01:00:29,103 ♪ Baby, you're mine ♪ 1480 01:00:29,147 --> 01:00:31,584 ♪ Now ♪ 1481 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:32,672 Sorry. 1482 01:00:32,716 --> 01:00:34,065 [guitar solo playing] 1483 01:00:34,108 --> 01:00:35,457 Oh. Excuse me. 1484 01:00:35,501 --> 01:00:36,807 I just... 1485 01:00:36,850 --> 01:00:38,635 Excuse me. 1486 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:43,030 Thank you, New York! 1487 01:00:43,074 --> 01:00:45,293 -[cheering] -[song ends] 1488 01:00:45,337 --> 01:00:46,643 Have a killer night. 1489 01:00:46,686 --> 01:00:48,470 See you guys at the benefit tomorrow. 1490 01:00:48,514 --> 01:00:50,124 And fuck each other! 1491 01:00:50,168 --> 01:00:52,213 [cheering] 1492 01:00:53,301 --> 01:00:55,216 And fuck the mandate. 1493 01:00:55,260 --> 01:00:56,653 Yeah, fuck the mandate. 1494 01:00:56,696 --> 01:00:58,350 Fuck the mandate. 1495 01:00:58,393 --> 01:01:00,134 [chanting]: Fuck the mandate! 1496 01:01:00,178 --> 01:01:03,790 Fuck the mandate! Fuck the mandate! 1497 01:01:03,834 --> 01:01:05,357 [cheering] 1498 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:08,360 [dance music playing] 1499 01:01:15,367 --> 01:01:16,673 Hey. 1500 01:01:32,210 --> 01:01:34,952 [vehicle approaching] 1501 01:01:42,524 --> 01:01:45,789 [English accent]: Hey. Lost your sheep? 1502 01:01:47,747 --> 01:01:49,880 You heading in? 1503 01:01:49,923 --> 01:01:52,099 Yeah, I just got a phone call and... 1504 01:01:52,143 --> 01:01:53,492 Find me. 1505 01:01:53,535 --> 01:01:55,450 Sure. Sure. 1506 01:02:00,586 --> 01:02:02,631 [indistinct chatter] 1507 01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:06,723 OWEN: Guys, come on. 1508 01:02:06,766 --> 01:02:08,115 You got to let me in here. 1509 01:02:08,159 --> 01:02:09,813 -Sorry. -Please. 1510 01:02:09,856 --> 01:02:12,163 -It's a private party. -You just let my friend in. 1511 01:02:12,206 --> 01:02:13,555 It's not up to us. 1512 01:02:13,599 --> 01:02:15,514 It seems like it's very much up to you. 1513 01:02:15,557 --> 01:02:17,124 Oi, ladies. 1514 01:02:17,168 --> 01:02:18,735 He's good. 1515 01:02:22,129 --> 01:02:24,305 -Great show, dude. -EZRA [chuckling]: Hey. 1516 01:02:24,349 --> 01:02:25,829 ♪ Do ya? ♪ 1517 01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:27,395 ♪ So I go out, I look for a guy ♪ 1518 01:02:27,439 --> 01:02:29,267 ♪ I look for a girl, I look for a mind ♪ 1519 01:02:29,310 --> 01:02:31,530 ♪ I look for a guy, I look for a girl ♪ 1520 01:02:31,573 --> 01:02:33,358 ♪ I look for somebody to pull down my hair ♪ 1521 01:02:33,401 --> 01:02:34,402 ♪ I look for someone... ♪ 1522 01:02:34,446 --> 01:02:35,926 OWEN: Allie. Allie. 1523 01:02:36,927 --> 01:02:37,928 Hey. 1524 01:02:39,059 --> 01:02:40,104 -Whoa. -I got in. 1525 01:02:40,147 --> 01:02:41,322 Hi. You did. 1526 01:02:41,366 --> 01:02:42,497 How you doing? 1527 01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:44,108 Uh, good. Hi. 1528 01:02:44,151 --> 01:02:46,458 You are gorgeous. 1529 01:02:46,501 --> 01:02:48,677 Thanks. So are you. 1530 01:02:48,721 --> 01:02:50,505 He said my legs don't make any sense. 1531 01:02:50,549 --> 01:02:51,768 This is Allie. 1532 01:02:51,811 --> 01:02:53,030 She ditched me at the door. 1533 01:02:53,073 --> 01:02:54,771 Oh, are you two together? 1534 01:02:54,814 --> 01:02:56,072 I don't want to kitty-block you. 1535 01:02:56,076 --> 01:02:57,599 BOTH: No. No, no, no, no, no. 1536 01:02:57,643 --> 01:02:59,032 He just wants to stick it somewhere. 1537 01:02:59,036 --> 01:03:00,472 In a nice way. 1538 01:03:00,515 --> 01:03:01,817 She's looking for a real connection tonight. 1539 01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:03,301 You're a romantic. 1540 01:03:03,344 --> 01:03:04,951 -Well... -Oh, how cute. -I could spread you 1541 01:03:04,955 --> 01:03:07,218 with marmalade and eat you up for brekkie. 1542 01:03:07,261 --> 01:03:09,133 -Thank you? -Did you see who was singing? 1543 01:03:09,176 --> 01:03:11,091 -Ezra. -I... Yes. 1544 01:03:11,135 --> 01:03:12,219 -VIVIAN: Ezra! -OWEN: Yes, Ezra. 1545 01:03:12,223 --> 01:03:14,094 Darling, can you come here? 1546 01:03:14,138 --> 01:03:16,009 -Hi, darling. -[gasps] Oh, my God. 1547 01:03:16,053 --> 01:03:17,485 -Killer party. -Thank you for doing tonight. 1548 01:03:17,489 --> 01:03:18,573 -Keep it in your pants. -I appreciate it. 1549 01:03:18,577 --> 01:03:19,883 -Shut up. -EZRA: Anytime. 1550 01:03:19,926 --> 01:03:21,449 -This is Owen. -Dude, pleasure, man. 1551 01:03:21,493 --> 01:03:23,103 The boy I'm gonna fuck tonight. 1552 01:03:23,147 --> 01:03:24,757 -Congrats. -Thank you, man. 1553 01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:27,064 I'm Ezra. It-it's nice to meet you. 1554 01:03:27,107 --> 01:03:29,631 I know. It's nice to meet you, too. 1555 01:03:29,675 --> 01:03:31,503 I didn't know that it was nice to meet me. 1556 01:03:31,546 --> 01:03:32,721 That's cool. I, um... 1557 01:03:32,765 --> 01:03:34,941 I-I know. I know who you are. 1558 01:03:34,985 --> 01:03:38,075 Okay. I-I thought I saw you out there, right? 1559 01:03:38,118 --> 01:03:39,728 -You did? -Yeah. 1560 01:03:39,772 --> 01:03:41,382 Her name's Allie. 1561 01:03:41,426 --> 01:03:42,819 You have to say your name. 1562 01:03:42,862 --> 01:03:44,733 My name's not Allie. It's Allison. 1563 01:03:44,777 --> 01:03:46,866 I don't know why I said that. My name's Allie. 1564 01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:50,087 -[chuckles] -Um, I go... I go by Allie. 1565 01:03:50,130 --> 01:03:52,567 She's a singer, too, just like you. 1566 01:03:52,611 --> 01:03:53,956 -ALLIE: Can you stop? -Well, you are. 1567 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,483 No way. Is Viv putting you onstage? 1568 01:03:55,527 --> 01:03:56,702 -You sing? -No. 1569 01:03:56,745 --> 01:03:58,095 -Yeah, you're a singer. -No. 1570 01:03:58,138 --> 01:03:59,440 -She's a singer. You are. -I'm not. No. No. 1571 01:03:59,444 --> 01:04:00,880 VIVIAN: Do you or don't you sing? 1572 01:04:00,924 --> 01:04:01,968 OWEN: She does. 1573 01:04:02,012 --> 01:04:03,100 -ALLIE: No. -No? 1574 01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:04,318 No. Yes, I sing. 1575 01:04:04,362 --> 01:04:05,754 I'm a singer. Yeah. 1576 01:04:05,798 --> 01:04:08,148 -I do that for a living, and... -Yes? 1577 01:04:08,192 --> 01:04:10,498 It's... 1578 01:04:10,542 --> 01:04:12,587 on a small basis. 1579 01:04:12,631 --> 01:04:14,981 Uh, just... the occasional... 1580 01:04:15,025 --> 01:04:16,200 ♪ Psoriasis. ♪ 1581 01:04:16,243 --> 01:04:17,549 Um, but not in front of people. 1582 01:04:17,592 --> 01:04:19,943 I don't do the-the stage thing. 1583 01:04:19,986 --> 01:04:23,076 That's a lot of people and absolutely terrifying. 1584 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,773 And certainly not half naked. 1585 01:04:24,817 --> 01:04:26,510 [laughing]: Although there was this one time in... 1586 01:04:26,514 --> 01:04:28,690 in kindergarten, um... 1587 01:04:29,778 --> 01:04:31,737 You're hilarious. 1588 01:04:31,780 --> 01:04:33,217 You're going to sing tonight. 1589 01:04:33,260 --> 01:04:34,997 -It's been decreed. -Come on. Come sing. -No. 1590 01:04:35,001 --> 01:04:36,346 -No. No, no, no. -Yes. -OWEN: Oh, it's been decreed. 1591 01:04:36,350 --> 01:04:37,826 -No. Oh, God, no, no, no. -Come with me. 1592 01:04:37,830 --> 01:04:39,132 -I-I get what I want. -I can't. I can't. 1593 01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:40,877 -Go, go, go, go, go, go. -I don't like it. 1594 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,657 -Think of those tugboats. -Go, go, go... -I don't want to. 1595 01:04:42,661 --> 01:04:44,441 I wasn't being cute about it. I really don't like it. 1596 01:04:44,445 --> 01:04:45,965 -I really don't like it. I really don't... -Just go sing. 1597 01:04:45,969 --> 01:04:47,183 VIVIAN: It's a feeling you can get used to. 1598 01:04:47,187 --> 01:04:48,228 It's all just butterflies, darling. 1599 01:04:48,232 --> 01:04:50,364 -Yes. -Oh, but I... 1600 01:04:52,366 --> 01:04:55,282 Oh, look at us. We both... we match. 1601 01:04:56,370 --> 01:04:58,372 Uh, do you know "Only You"? 1602 01:04:58,416 --> 01:04:59,591 Yeah. 1603 01:04:59,634 --> 01:05:02,202 [playing intro to "Only You"] 1604 01:05:03,247 --> 01:05:04,596 I can't do it. 1605 01:05:04,639 --> 01:05:05,941 -I can't do it. I can't do it. -Darling. 1606 01:05:05,945 --> 01:05:07,381 -That's a bad idea. -[music stops] 1607 01:05:07,425 --> 01:05:09,731 I am rapidly losing my fairy godmother buzz. 1608 01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:13,779 I just think, um... 1609 01:05:13,822 --> 01:05:15,520 -I just think maybe if-if... -Shh. 1610 01:05:15,563 --> 01:05:17,522 -["Only You" intro resumes] -Just... Shh. 1611 01:05:17,565 --> 01:05:19,611 [feedback squeals softly] 1612 01:05:24,181 --> 01:05:27,575 ♪ Looking from a window above ♪ 1613 01:05:27,619 --> 01:05:30,404 ♪ It's like a story of love ♪ 1614 01:05:30,448 --> 01:05:32,537 ♪ Can... ♪ 1615 01:05:32,580 --> 01:05:34,104 [clears throat softly] 1616 01:05:34,147 --> 01:05:36,367 ♪ Came back only yesterday ♪ 1617 01:05:36,410 --> 01:05:40,023 ♪ I'm feeling farther away ♪ 1618 01:05:40,066 --> 01:05:43,678 ♪ Want you near me ♪ 1619 01:05:43,722 --> 01:05:47,465 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 1620 01:05:48,509 --> 01:05:51,948 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 1621 01:05:51,991 --> 01:05:55,690 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 1622 01:05:55,734 --> 01:05:57,649 ♪ Only you ♪ 1623 01:06:01,479 --> 01:06:03,742 ♪ Sometimes when I think of her name ♪ 1624 01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:06,527 ♪ When it's only a game ♪ 1625 01:06:06,571 --> 01:06:10,401 ♪ And I need you ♪ 1626 01:06:10,444 --> 01:06:13,056 ♪ Listen to the words that you say ♪ 1627 01:06:13,099 --> 01:06:15,623 ♪ It's getting harder to stay ♪ 1628 01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:19,671 ♪ When I see you ♪ 1629 01:06:19,714 --> 01:06:24,415 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 1630 01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:28,375 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 1631 01:06:28,419 --> 01:06:32,118 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 1632 01:06:32,162 --> 01:06:34,338 ♪ Only you ♪ 1633 01:06:38,211 --> 01:06:42,607 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 1634 01:06:42,650 --> 01:06:46,524 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 1635 01:06:46,567 --> 01:06:50,397 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 1636 01:06:50,441 --> 01:06:52,443 ♪ Only you ♪ 1637 01:06:54,097 --> 01:06:58,362 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 1638 01:06:58,405 --> 01:07:02,366 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 1639 01:07:02,409 --> 01:07:05,586 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 1640 01:07:05,630 --> 01:07:08,241 ♪ Only you. ♪ 1641 01:07:11,201 --> 01:07:13,377 [quiet chatter] 1642 01:07:13,420 --> 01:07:14,591 -[song ends] -[scattered applause] 1643 01:07:14,595 --> 01:07:16,075 Whew. Thanks. 1644 01:07:16,119 --> 01:07:17,424 [chuckles] 1645 01:07:18,469 --> 01:07:20,297 Thank you, New York. 1646 01:07:22,603 --> 01:07:25,345 -AURA: Bye, babe. -VIVIAN: I will see you soon. 1647 01:07:25,389 --> 01:07:26,603 AURA: Have a good night. Have fun. 1648 01:07:26,607 --> 01:07:29,523 VIVIAN: Oh, I will. I will. 1649 01:07:30,524 --> 01:07:31,656 In you get. 1650 01:07:31,699 --> 01:07:33,745 ♪♪ 1651 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,796 ALLIE: Just a quick... Okay, great. 1652 01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:43,189 Let's go. 1653 01:07:57,595 --> 01:07:59,075 Whew! Thank you. 1654 01:08:00,337 --> 01:08:01,642 Oh. 1655 01:08:01,686 --> 01:08:03,166 Thank you. 1656 01:08:04,341 --> 01:08:05,907 [Allie chuckles] 1657 01:08:06,995 --> 01:08:08,475 [laughing] 1658 01:08:09,476 --> 01:08:10,651 [Allie gasps] 1659 01:08:10,695 --> 01:08:12,000 ALLIE: Wow. 1660 01:08:13,001 --> 01:08:14,264 The organizers of the benefit 1661 01:08:14,307 --> 01:08:15,917 rented it for me for the weekend. 1662 01:08:15,961 --> 01:08:18,703 I thought the pro-mandate side had all the money. 1663 01:08:18,746 --> 01:08:20,186 Sure would be easier to believe that. 1664 01:08:20,226 --> 01:08:21,662 [chuckles softly] 1665 01:08:23,011 --> 01:08:24,491 -This is crazy. -I know. 1666 01:08:24,535 --> 01:08:27,059 Jimi Hendrix, Patti Smith, Taylor Swift. 1667 01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:28,974 -Well, yeah, the place, but... -"Fireflies." 1668 01:08:29,017 --> 01:08:30,671 Owl City. 1669 01:08:30,715 --> 01:08:32,499 -Yeah, the... -Right here! 1670 01:08:32,543 --> 01:08:35,023 I'm sorry to nerd out, but I think you're amazing. 1671 01:08:35,067 --> 01:08:36,982 -[sighs] Stop it. -I'm serious. 1672 01:08:37,025 --> 01:08:39,376 -You really inspire me. -No. 1673 01:08:41,204 --> 01:08:42,727 You inspire me. 1674 01:08:44,032 --> 01:08:45,686 ♪ Only you. ♪ 1675 01:08:45,730 --> 01:08:48,036 [laughing] 1676 01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,160 I really thought this whole thing was gonna ruin sex. 1677 01:08:50,169 --> 01:08:52,040 Right? It-it kind of did, 1678 01:08:52,084 --> 01:08:55,783 but at the same time, it-it gave it new meaning. 1679 01:08:55,827 --> 01:08:59,787 You know, who do you choose to be with for this one night? 1680 01:08:59,831 --> 01:09:01,224 Yeah. 1681 01:09:01,267 --> 01:09:05,271 The choice itself is, like, romantic. 1682 01:09:05,315 --> 01:09:08,622 Just maybe the fascists were right about this one. 1683 01:09:11,059 --> 01:09:13,627 I'm really glad I'm here with you tonight. 1684 01:09:17,370 --> 01:09:19,329 Can I use the bathroom? 1685 01:09:19,372 --> 01:09:20,852 Yeah. 1686 01:09:20,895 --> 01:09:22,767 Down the hall, next to Adam Levine's pay phone. 1687 01:09:22,810 --> 01:09:24,421 [softly]: Cool. 1688 01:09:26,510 --> 01:09:28,816 Mm. Oh, let's go back to yours. 1689 01:09:28,860 --> 01:09:31,254 I find it easier to orgasm in unfamiliar places. 1690 01:09:31,297 --> 01:09:33,952 -[chuckles] -Tell Victor where you live. 1691 01:09:33,995 --> 01:09:36,346 Um, well, why don't we just go back to yours 1692 01:09:36,389 --> 01:09:38,739 and we can do it in the... in the... in the... 1693 01:09:38,783 --> 01:09:40,611 -on the bathroom floor? -[laughs] 1694 01:09:40,654 --> 01:09:42,526 I said unfamiliar. 1695 01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:48,836 [exhales heavily] 1696 01:09:51,665 --> 01:09:52,971 [blows] 1697 01:09:53,014 --> 01:09:55,103 [muttering softly] 1698 01:09:57,323 --> 01:09:59,934 [gags] 1699 01:10:04,243 --> 01:10:06,419 [electric guitar playing gentle melody] 1700 01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:10,293 EZRA: ♪ Allie, brown hair ♪ 1701 01:10:10,336 --> 01:10:13,383 ♪ Beautiful face ♪ 1702 01:10:14,471 --> 01:10:16,516 [chuckles]: ♪ Came from Ohio ♪ 1703 01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:20,520 ♪ And now New York is her place ♪ 1704 01:10:20,564 --> 01:10:23,480 ♪ Got up onstage ♪ 1705 01:10:23,523 --> 01:10:26,831 ♪ And didn't even think, yeah ♪ 1706 01:10:26,874 --> 01:10:29,703 ♪ You sang a few notes ♪ 1707 01:10:29,747 --> 01:10:32,793 ♪ Made the whole room blink ♪ 1708 01:10:32,837 --> 01:10:36,797 ♪ That voice ♪ 1709 01:10:39,104 --> 01:10:41,237 ♪ That's the thing ♪ 1710 01:10:42,281 --> 01:10:43,891 ♪ That's the thing ♪ 1711 01:10:46,154 --> 01:10:48,896 ♪ Allie lights up the night ♪ 1712 01:10:48,940 --> 01:10:50,420 ♪ She doesn't have to try ♪ 1713 01:10:50,463 --> 01:10:52,465 ♪ She just shines ♪ 1714 01:10:52,509 --> 01:10:55,729 ♪ She says, "My name's not Allie, it's Allison ♪" 1715 01:10:55,773 --> 01:10:58,079 ♪ I don't know why I said that" ♪ 1716 01:10:58,123 --> 01:11:01,213 ♪ Allie lights up the night ♪ 1717 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:03,781 ♪ She doesn't have to try, she just shines ♪ 1718 01:11:03,824 --> 01:11:05,522 ♪ She says ♪ 1719 01:11:05,565 --> 01:11:07,393 BOTH: ♪ "My name's not Allie, it's Allison" ♪ 1720 01:11:07,437 --> 01:11:09,569 Shh. Not a duet. [chuckles] 1721 01:11:09,613 --> 01:11:11,354 Oh. Sorry. 1722 01:11:11,397 --> 01:11:14,008 ♪ "It's Allison, I don't know why I said that" ♪ 1723 01:11:14,052 --> 01:11:16,359 ♪ Allie lights up the night ♪ 1724 01:11:16,402 --> 01:11:19,623 ♪ You could cut the power, turn off the lights ♪ 1725 01:11:19,666 --> 01:11:23,017 ♪ And she'll shine bright ♪ 1726 01:11:23,061 --> 01:11:25,498 -[laughs] -♪ Allie lights up ♪ 1727 01:11:25,542 --> 01:11:27,805 ♪ The night ♪ 1728 01:11:27,848 --> 01:11:29,502 [laughs, stammers] 1729 01:11:29,546 --> 01:11:31,678 ♪ I'm gonna fuck her in the face tonight ♪ 1730 01:11:31,722 --> 01:11:35,029 ♪ Ooh, fuck her in the face tonight ♪ 1731 01:11:35,073 --> 01:11:37,902 ♪ Ah-ah, fuck her on the floor of the studio ♪ 1732 01:11:37,945 --> 01:11:40,861 ♪ And I'm probably gonna film it on my phone ♪ 1733 01:11:40,905 --> 01:11:44,561 ♪ Push it in, pull it out, pour it down her spout ♪ 1734 01:11:44,604 --> 01:11:48,042 ♪ I'm gonna fuck the fuck right out this girl tonight ♪ 1735 01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:50,915 ♪ Sex tonight ♪ 1736 01:11:50,958 --> 01:11:53,613 -[scoffs] -♪ Sex tonight ♪ 1737 01:11:53,657 --> 01:11:56,007 -♪ Sex tonight... ♪ -Uh, Ezra, you... 1738 01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:57,265 -Whoa! -[discordant piano notes play] 1739 01:11:57,269 --> 01:11:58,357 [Allie gasps] 1740 01:11:58,401 --> 01:11:59,532 [amplifier buzzing] 1741 01:11:59,576 --> 01:12:00,968 Oh, my God. 1742 01:12:01,012 --> 01:12:02,970 [pop music playing quietly in vehicle] 1743 01:12:06,278 --> 01:12:08,454 -VIVIAN: Oh. -OWEN: This is it. 1744 01:12:09,499 --> 01:12:11,457 All right. Wait here. 1745 01:12:11,501 --> 01:12:13,372 VIVIAN: Okay. Ooh, I like this. 1746 01:12:14,591 --> 01:12:17,245 Now I can add "boy from the Bronx" 1747 01:12:17,289 --> 01:12:19,160 to my fucket list. 1748 01:12:19,204 --> 01:12:21,989 It's Upper Manhattan, and, uh... 1749 01:12:27,386 --> 01:12:28,866 [Owen grunts] 1750 01:12:30,041 --> 01:12:31,651 [grunts] 1751 01:12:32,696 --> 01:12:34,001 [window opening] 1752 01:12:35,655 --> 01:12:37,353 Be back in a sec. 1753 01:12:37,396 --> 01:12:38,919 -[thuds] -[Vivian laughs] 1754 01:12:40,747 --> 01:12:42,793 ♪♪ 1755 01:12:56,459 --> 01:12:57,938 VIVIAN: My shoes, my shoes, my shoes. 1756 01:12:57,982 --> 01:12:59,549 OWEN: Get 'em off. Get 'em off. 1757 01:13:02,552 --> 01:13:04,510 [Vivian panting, chuckling] 1758 01:13:07,339 --> 01:13:09,080 -Could you help me? -Yes. 1759 01:13:09,123 --> 01:13:10,603 -Yeah. -Take it off, take it off. 1760 01:13:10,647 --> 01:13:12,649 -Take it... -[grunting] 1761 01:13:16,957 --> 01:13:18,524 VIVIAN: Whoo! [chuckles] 1762 01:13:18,568 --> 01:13:20,130 -OWEN: Let me get my sock off. -Your sock? 1763 01:13:20,134 --> 01:13:22,180 -My sock. Sock, sock, sock. -Boxers off. 1764 01:13:22,223 --> 01:13:23,660 -Ow! -What? What now? 1765 01:13:23,703 --> 01:13:25,444 I don't know, something's underneath me. 1766 01:13:25,488 --> 01:13:26,880 Oh, what, that? 1767 01:13:26,924 --> 01:13:28,273 -Ugh. -[rapid popping] 1768 01:13:28,316 --> 01:13:29,753 -[giggling] -[Vivian gasps] 1769 01:13:29,796 --> 01:13:31,755 -[screams] -The fuck? 1770 01:13:31,798 --> 01:13:34,192 -[bubbles popping] -Jesus Christ, Owen! 1771 01:13:34,235 --> 01:13:36,194 -Hiya, buddy. -What are you doing? 1772 01:13:36,237 --> 01:13:37,413 It's my house! 1773 01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:38,501 Mom! 1774 01:13:38,544 --> 01:13:39,719 No. 1775 01:13:39,763 --> 01:13:41,417 No. Move. 1776 01:13:41,460 --> 01:13:42,896 This is weird, even for me. 1777 01:13:42,940 --> 01:13:44,855 I mean... bubbles? 1778 01:13:44,898 --> 01:13:46,900 -God, I'm out. -Who is that? 1779 01:13:46,944 --> 01:13:48,811 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... 1780 01:13:48,815 --> 01:13:51,427 I don't have time for this weird shit tonight, mate. 1781 01:13:54,908 --> 01:13:57,128 ["Payphone" by Maroon 5 playing] 1782 01:13:57,171 --> 01:13:58,738 [dog barking in distance] 1783 01:13:58,782 --> 01:14:00,827 -[bubbles popping] -Owen? 1784 01:14:00,871 --> 01:14:03,830 [gasps] Colleen Hoover signed that book! 1785 01:14:06,224 --> 01:14:07,921 Mom. 1786 01:14:07,965 --> 01:14:10,837 What are you doing?! 1787 01:14:10,881 --> 01:14:14,493 ♪ I'm at a pay phone trying to call home ♪ 1788 01:14:14,537 --> 01:14:16,103 EZRA: ♪ Sex in this place tonight... ♪ 1789 01:14:16,147 --> 01:14:19,237 ♪ All of my change I spent on you ♪ 1790 01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:21,848 -Rock and roll, baby. -♪ Where have the times gone? ♪ 1791 01:14:21,892 --> 01:14:23,807 ♪ Baby, it's all wrong ♪ 1792 01:14:23,850 --> 01:14:28,159 ♪ Where are the plans we made for two? ♪ 1793 01:14:28,202 --> 01:14:32,032 ♪ If happy-ever-afters did exist ♪ 1794 01:14:32,076 --> 01:14:36,776 ♪ I would still be holding you like this ♪ 1795 01:14:36,820 --> 01:14:40,998 ♪ All those fairy tales are full of shit ♪ 1796 01:14:41,041 --> 01:14:44,784 ♪ One more fucking love song, I'll be sick ♪ 1797 01:14:44,828 --> 01:14:48,440 ♪ Yeah, now I'm at a pay phone. ♪ 1798 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:50,703 -[song ends] -[entry bell jingling] 1799 01:14:57,057 --> 01:14:58,929 [siren whoops] 1800 01:14:58,972 --> 01:15:01,057 REPORTER: Across the country tonight, the window is closing 1801 01:15:01,061 --> 01:15:04,456 for unmarried Americans during this year's exemption period. 1802 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,197 In just under three hours, 1803 01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:08,765 the nationwide chastity mandate will take effect once... 1804 01:15:08,808 --> 01:15:10,636 [turns off TV] 1805 01:15:24,389 --> 01:15:25,521 [chuckles softly] 1806 01:15:36,488 --> 01:15:37,663 I'm hungry. 1807 01:15:37,707 --> 01:15:38,751 Huh? 1808 01:15:38,795 --> 01:15:40,100 -I'm hungry. -Huh? 1809 01:15:40,144 --> 01:15:41,232 So hungry. 1810 01:15:41,275 --> 01:15:42,494 We're closed. 1811 01:15:43,626 --> 01:15:45,279 I know the owner. 1812 01:15:48,935 --> 01:15:50,720 What are you doing all the way up here? 1813 01:15:50,763 --> 01:15:53,853 Ordering a pizza, with extra cheese. 1814 01:15:53,897 --> 01:15:55,159 Hold the K-Y. 1815 01:15:55,202 --> 01:15:57,030 That's what we're known for. 1816 01:15:57,074 --> 01:15:58,292 Come on. 1817 01:16:02,862 --> 01:16:04,777 [lock clicking] 1818 01:16:09,042 --> 01:16:11,654 Put the flour down so nothing sticks. 1819 01:16:13,133 --> 01:16:14,831 This is how you make the crust. 1820 01:16:21,011 --> 01:16:22,229 Try that. 1821 01:16:26,712 --> 01:16:28,409 Thanks. 1822 01:16:36,069 --> 01:16:37,244 Ooh. 1823 01:16:37,288 --> 01:16:38,637 So? 1824 01:16:39,638 --> 01:16:41,161 So? 1825 01:16:41,205 --> 01:16:42,815 What happened to Ezra? 1826 01:16:42,859 --> 01:16:44,948 Didn't really click. 1827 01:16:44,991 --> 01:16:47,907 Does that hospital name tag have anything to do with it? 1828 01:16:57,438 --> 01:16:59,179 What happened with Beatrix Potter? 1829 01:17:00,224 --> 01:17:01,878 Just didn't feel right. 1830 01:17:07,144 --> 01:17:09,059 Try that. 1831 01:17:09,102 --> 01:17:11,017 [stammers softly] 1832 01:17:14,412 --> 01:17:15,848 Mmm. 1833 01:17:32,169 --> 01:17:33,997 [Allie chuckles] 1834 01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:37,261 Oh, my God, this is the best pizza I've ever had. 1835 01:17:37,304 --> 01:17:39,045 Truly. 1836 01:17:39,089 --> 01:17:40,394 I think it's better than sex. 1837 01:17:40,438 --> 01:17:41,700 No. Come on. 1838 01:17:41,744 --> 01:17:42,919 I mean it. 1839 01:17:42,962 --> 01:17:45,008 But I honestly don't remember. 1840 01:17:45,051 --> 01:17:47,271 -[chuckles] -What's your favorite part? 1841 01:17:47,314 --> 01:17:48,664 -The cheese. -No. 1842 01:17:48,707 --> 01:17:50,753 Of sex. 1843 01:17:51,797 --> 01:17:52,885 The buildup. 1844 01:17:53,930 --> 01:17:56,149 [sighs] 1845 01:17:56,193 --> 01:17:58,412 -What? -That's just a typical lady answer. 1846 01:17:58,456 --> 01:17:59,979 -What? Oh, okay. -It is. 1847 01:18:00,023 --> 01:18:01,546 What's yours? Hmm? 1848 01:18:01,589 --> 01:18:02,765 Boobs? 1849 01:18:02,808 --> 01:18:04,810 Cowgirl? You like to jackhammer? 1850 01:18:04,854 --> 01:18:07,465 -Just fucking... -You're not gonna believe me, 1851 01:18:07,508 --> 01:18:09,815 but it's about the after for me. 1852 01:18:09,859 --> 01:18:11,643 -Mm-mm. No. -It is. 1853 01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:12,818 That moment after. 1854 01:18:13,906 --> 01:18:16,604 You're laying there, two people. 1855 01:18:16,648 --> 01:18:18,519 It's like you're sharing a secret. 1856 01:18:20,173 --> 01:18:22,045 It's never really about the sex. 1857 01:18:25,570 --> 01:18:28,138 It's kind of a good answer. 1858 01:18:28,181 --> 01:18:30,706 You were incredible at the party tonight. 1859 01:18:30,749 --> 01:18:32,011 No one was listening. 1860 01:18:32,055 --> 01:18:33,839 I was. 1861 01:18:37,016 --> 01:18:38,365 [phone vibrating] 1862 01:18:43,544 --> 01:18:44,807 Uh, it's her. 1863 01:18:44,850 --> 01:18:47,157 My, uh... my girlfriend. 1864 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:48,636 What do I do? 1865 01:18:49,594 --> 01:18:51,291 [vibrating continues] 1866 01:18:51,335 --> 01:18:52,989 Um... 1867 01:18:54,425 --> 01:18:56,906 ["Hush" by The Marías playing] 1868 01:18:56,949 --> 01:18:58,951 [vibrating stops] 1869 01:19:04,087 --> 01:19:07,830 ♪ Don't act so special ♪ 1870 01:19:07,873 --> 01:19:10,049 ♪ What I do ♪ 1871 01:19:10,093 --> 01:19:12,573 ♪ Is not for you ♪ 1872 01:19:12,617 --> 01:19:14,880 ♪ Forget about it ♪ 1873 01:19:14,924 --> 01:19:17,187 ♪ You made this mess ♪ 1874 01:19:17,230 --> 01:19:20,668 ♪ I'll knock at your door ♪ 1875 01:19:20,712 --> 01:19:22,583 ♪ Don't you ignore ♪ 1876 01:19:22,627 --> 01:19:24,629 ♪ Or forget about it ♪ 1877 01:19:24,672 --> 01:19:26,326 ♪ Every night ♪ 1878 01:19:26,370 --> 01:19:29,721 ♪ Got you running in circles, I know ♪ 1879 01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:31,375 ♪ Touchin' me ♪ 1880 01:19:31,418 --> 01:19:34,552 ♪ Get your paws off my Dolce cologne ♪ 1881 01:19:34,595 --> 01:19:35,988 ♪ Back it up ♪ 1882 01:19:36,032 --> 01:19:38,469 ♪ Off my throne 'cause you know ♪ 1883 01:19:38,512 --> 01:19:41,211 ♪ You wanna make me ♪ 1884 01:19:41,254 --> 01:19:45,519 ♪ Walk away and forget about it ♪ 1885 01:19:45,563 --> 01:19:46,999 ♪ Every night ♪ 1886 01:19:47,043 --> 01:19:50,176 ♪ Got you running in circles, I know ♪ 1887 01:19:50,220 --> 01:19:52,222 ♪ Touchin' me ♪ 1888 01:19:52,265 --> 01:19:55,573 ♪ Get your paws off my Dolce cologne ♪ 1889 01:19:55,616 --> 01:19:57,270 ♪ Make me ♪ 1890 01:19:57,314 --> 01:19:59,316 ♪ Walk away and forget about it... ♪ 1891 01:19:59,359 --> 01:20:00,708 [blows twice] 1892 01:20:00,752 --> 01:20:02,188 [exhales]: What? 1893 01:20:02,232 --> 01:20:03,581 [phone vibrates twice] 1894 01:20:05,061 --> 01:20:06,758 [phone vibrates twice] 1895 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:08,242 -[song ends] -[vibrating continues] 1896 01:20:09,761 --> 01:20:11,632 What do I do? 1897 01:20:18,596 --> 01:20:20,206 You should answer it. 1898 01:20:21,207 --> 01:20:22,643 Yeah? 1899 01:20:22,687 --> 01:20:24,732 -Yeah. -[vibrating continues] 1900 01:20:28,301 --> 01:20:29,650 Yeah. 1901 01:20:30,651 --> 01:20:32,218 All right, one second. 1902 01:20:32,262 --> 01:20:33,480 Malika. 1903 01:20:33,524 --> 01:20:35,091 Yeah. 1904 01:20:35,134 --> 01:20:37,267 Yep, I'm at the shop. 1905 01:20:37,310 --> 01:20:38,877 [sighs] 1906 01:20:44,752 --> 01:20:46,533 MALIKA [over phone]: I couldn't go through with it. 1907 01:20:46,537 --> 01:20:48,452 -Come home. -Okay. 1908 01:20:48,495 --> 01:20:50,236 All right, bye. 1909 01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:51,890 Uh... 1910 01:20:51,934 --> 01:20:53,892 she wants to see me. 1911 01:20:53,936 --> 01:20:55,589 Great. 1912 01:20:55,633 --> 01:20:57,287 She wants to see me now. 1913 01:20:57,330 --> 01:20:58,549 -Um... -Oh. Okay. 1914 01:20:58,592 --> 01:21:00,507 -I'll, um... -No. No, no, stay. 1915 01:21:00,551 --> 01:21:02,379 Please, um... 1916 01:21:02,422 --> 01:21:04,033 grab a drink, finish the pie. 1917 01:21:04,076 --> 01:21:05,861 -Um... -I don't... 1918 01:21:05,904 --> 01:21:07,906 I'm really sorry. Uh... 1919 01:21:09,386 --> 01:21:11,127 Would you mind... 1920 01:21:12,171 --> 01:21:13,520 locking up? 1921 01:21:13,564 --> 01:21:14,909 Just throw the keys under the door. 1922 01:21:14,913 --> 01:21:16,132 Uh, is that okay? 1923 01:21:16,175 --> 01:21:18,003 -Uh, sure. -Yeah. Sorry. 1924 01:21:18,047 --> 01:21:19,439 Yeah. 1925 01:21:19,483 --> 01:21:20,919 Uh, yeah. 1926 01:21:27,665 --> 01:21:30,276 I hope you get your Empire State Building... 1927 01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:33,584 or wherever moment tonight. 1928 01:21:33,627 --> 01:21:35,064 Yeah. You, too. 1929 01:21:35,107 --> 01:21:36,539 -[door opens] -[entry bell jingles] 1930 01:21:36,543 --> 01:21:39,633 ["For My Friends" by King Princess playing] 1931 01:21:43,681 --> 01:21:48,033 ♪ To find someone like that ♪ 1932 01:21:48,077 --> 01:21:50,993 ♪ It wouldn't be easy now ♪ 1933 01:21:54,692 --> 01:21:59,436 ♪ We go too far back ♪ 1934 01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:02,352 ♪ You wouldn't leave me now ♪ 1935 01:22:04,180 --> 01:22:06,834 ♪ 'Cause I've been thinking 'bout ♪ 1936 01:22:06,878 --> 01:22:08,488 ♪ Gettin' drunk again ♪ 1937 01:22:08,532 --> 01:22:11,796 ♪ At the same house where it all started ♪ 1938 01:22:14,059 --> 01:22:15,931 You're here. 1939 01:22:15,974 --> 01:22:17,367 I'm here. 1940 01:22:18,368 --> 01:22:20,065 I was wrong. 1941 01:22:24,156 --> 01:22:26,289 ♪ It's how it's gonna be ♪ 1942 01:22:26,332 --> 01:22:27,377 [softly]: Damn it. 1943 01:22:27,420 --> 01:22:28,682 ♪ Face it ♪ 1944 01:22:28,726 --> 01:22:32,121 ♪ Loving me takes patience ♪ 1945 01:22:32,164 --> 01:22:34,732 ♪ Will you think about us as I'm leaving? ♪ 1946 01:22:34,775 --> 01:22:38,040 ♪ Think about us as I'm coming home? ♪ 1947 01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:43,045 ♪ You hate it, but loving me takes patience ♪ 1948 01:22:43,088 --> 01:22:45,917 ♪ So we lose touch when I'm faded ♪ 1949 01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:49,399 ♪ And it can get dark, but still I know ♪ 1950 01:22:49,442 --> 01:22:50,835 ♪ You're waiting ♪ 1951 01:22:50,878 --> 01:22:54,665 ♪ And loving me takes patience ♪ 1952 01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,014 Let me close this. 1953 01:22:56,058 --> 01:22:57,363 I got to close this. 1954 01:22:59,539 --> 01:23:01,541 -♪ You wouldn't leave me now. ♪ -[song ends] 1955 01:23:01,585 --> 01:23:04,414 Sorry, I keep telling Vladimir to fix that. 1956 01:23:09,506 --> 01:23:10,637 Come on. 1957 01:23:10,681 --> 01:23:13,466 We only have like an hour left. 1958 01:23:15,599 --> 01:23:17,296 I need to go. 1959 01:23:17,340 --> 01:23:18,819 What? 1960 01:23:18,863 --> 01:23:20,256 I need to go. 1961 01:23:20,299 --> 01:23:22,040 -Is this about Sal? -Sal? 1962 01:23:22,084 --> 01:23:23,650 Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez. 1963 01:23:23,694 --> 01:23:25,913 I told you on the phone, nothing happened. 1964 01:23:25,957 --> 01:23:27,959 It's not about him at all, actually. 1965 01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:29,609 -Do you want to get married? -[chuckles] 1966 01:23:29,613 --> 01:23:32,137 Then we can have sex whenever we want. 1967 01:23:32,181 --> 01:23:34,661 It's never really been about the sex. 1968 01:23:34,705 --> 01:23:37,012 Well, we've only had it like two times. 1969 01:23:37,055 --> 01:23:38,926 -Thanks, Obama. -Obama? 1970 01:23:38,970 --> 01:23:41,233 This thing started like three years ago. 1971 01:23:41,277 --> 01:23:42,974 Yeah, well, y-you know what I mean. 1972 01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:44,280 The-the pendulum. 1973 01:23:44,323 --> 01:23:46,195 I... 1974 01:23:46,238 --> 01:23:49,459 I'm sorry for what I did, 1975 01:23:49,502 --> 01:23:53,463 but if you did something, I'm honestly proud of you. 1976 01:23:53,506 --> 01:23:55,291 -[scoffs] -No, you-you... 1977 01:23:55,334 --> 01:23:57,206 you needed to get out of your box. 1978 01:23:58,294 --> 01:24:00,383 I should never have come. 1979 01:24:00,426 --> 01:24:02,080 I'm sorry. 1980 01:24:02,124 --> 01:24:04,691 Owen? Owen. 1981 01:24:04,735 --> 01:24:06,563 D-Did I mess things up? 1982 01:24:07,694 --> 01:24:09,653 No. 1983 01:24:09,696 --> 01:24:11,089 But I might have. 1984 01:24:11,133 --> 01:24:13,135 ♪♪ 1985 01:24:27,975 --> 01:24:29,934 -Sorry, sorry. -Whoa. 1986 01:24:29,977 --> 01:24:32,545 [panting] 1987 01:24:32,589 --> 01:24:35,461 Taxi, taxi! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 1988 01:24:37,942 --> 01:24:41,467 Uh, Seventh, between First and, uh, Second. 1989 01:24:41,511 --> 01:24:43,687 And can you make it fast as possible? 1990 01:24:43,730 --> 01:24:46,690 Trying to squeeze some more juice out of the lemon, huh? 1991 01:24:46,733 --> 01:24:48,735 Yeah, some-something like that. 1992 01:24:58,919 --> 01:25:01,008 Here. Thanks. 1993 01:25:06,362 --> 01:25:07,450 [grunts softly] 1994 01:25:07,493 --> 01:25:09,234 [sighs] 1995 01:25:09,278 --> 01:25:11,802 [rapid buzzing] 1996 01:25:14,457 --> 01:25:16,328 [sighs] 1997 01:25:16,372 --> 01:25:18,326 -MAN 1 [over speaker]: Hello? -Hey, I'm looking for Allie. 1998 01:25:18,330 --> 01:25:19,719 -It's Owen. -TROY [over speaker]: Hello? 1999 01:25:19,723 --> 01:25:20,894 -Does Allie live here? -TROY: Hello? 2000 01:25:20,898 --> 01:25:22,117 -MAN 1: Who? -MAN 2: Hello? 2001 01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:23,288 -OWEN: Allie. Allie. -MAN 1: Who? 2002 01:25:23,292 --> 01:25:24,945 -What? -OWEN: Allie. 2003 01:25:24,989 --> 01:25:26,813 -MAN 3 [nearby]: Yo! Hey, yo! -MAN 1: Who is this? 2004 01:25:26,817 --> 01:25:28,641 It's O... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 2005 01:25:28,645 --> 01:25:29,990 -TROY: There's no Allie here. -MAN 3: It's 6:00 a.m., man. 2006 01:25:29,994 --> 01:25:31,644 -Get out of here. -I-I know. I'm so sorry. 2007 01:25:31,648 --> 01:25:32,949 But I-I'm just looking for Allie. 2008 01:25:32,953 --> 01:25:34,303 You know Allie? 2009 01:25:34,346 --> 01:25:36,174 She's tall, uh, brunette. 2010 01:25:36,218 --> 01:25:37,741 She's got big eyes. 2011 01:25:37,784 --> 01:25:39,569 Legs don't make any sense. 2012 01:25:39,612 --> 01:25:43,312 She also loves lighthouses, especially a little red one. 2013 01:25:43,355 --> 01:25:45,227 Get the hell out of here, man. 2014 01:25:46,271 --> 01:25:48,099 Allie! 2015 01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:49,361 ♪♪ 2016 01:25:49,405 --> 01:25:51,058 Allie! 2017 01:25:52,016 --> 01:25:53,844 Allie! 2018 01:25:54,801 --> 01:25:56,847 [vehicle passing] 2019 01:26:12,123 --> 01:26:14,256 [sighs] Hey. 2020 01:26:14,299 --> 01:26:16,214 Hey. 2021 01:26:16,258 --> 01:26:18,782 Look, I-I'm sorry about that Bubble Wrap thing. 2022 01:26:18,825 --> 01:26:20,218 Your mom and I were looking at 2023 01:26:20,262 --> 01:26:21,872 ASMR videos on the YouTubes, and... 2024 01:26:21,915 --> 01:26:24,266 Okay. Good to see you, Rick. 2025 01:26:24,309 --> 01:26:27,007 Did you, um, patch things up with that tall, 2026 01:26:27,051 --> 01:26:29,575 British glass of water from last night? 2027 01:26:29,619 --> 01:26:31,534 Actually, I met someone else. 2028 01:26:31,577 --> 01:26:34,189 Okay, Mr. Swing Dick. 2029 01:26:37,061 --> 01:26:39,019 Nah, it wasn't like that. It was... 2030 01:26:39,063 --> 01:26:40,586 We just talked a lot, 2031 01:26:40,630 --> 01:26:42,458 and I just left like an asshole. 2032 01:26:42,501 --> 01:26:45,200 And now I have no idea how to find her. 2033 01:26:45,243 --> 01:26:47,985 Owen, when your mom and I... 2034 01:26:48,028 --> 01:26:49,291 -Nope. -Okay. 2035 01:26:49,334 --> 01:26:50,640 [window opens] 2036 01:26:50,683 --> 01:26:53,077 My two men bonding. 2037 01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:54,905 Warms my heart. 2038 01:26:54,948 --> 01:26:56,515 -He met somebody. -Oh, yeah? 2039 01:26:56,559 --> 01:26:57,951 But he can't find her. 2040 01:26:57,995 --> 01:26:59,431 Who is she? 2041 01:26:59,475 --> 01:27:00,824 Her name's Allie. 2042 01:27:00,867 --> 01:27:03,130 And, uh... 2043 01:27:03,174 --> 01:27:06,438 she's fun, and she's smart. 2044 01:27:07,483 --> 01:27:09,354 She's weird, and she can sing. 2045 01:27:09,398 --> 01:27:11,922 She got a great voice. 2046 01:27:11,965 --> 01:27:14,272 She got this big smile. I don't know. 2047 01:27:15,578 --> 01:27:16,923 I've never met anyone like her before. 2048 01:27:16,927 --> 01:27:19,669 What's the last thing she said to you? 2049 01:27:19,712 --> 01:27:22,019 "Good luck." 2050 01:27:22,062 --> 01:27:24,282 What's the last thing you said to her? 2051 01:27:24,326 --> 01:27:28,068 "I hope you get your Empire State Building moment tonight." 2052 01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:35,728 ♪♪ 2053 01:27:53,006 --> 01:27:55,052 ♪♪ 2054 01:28:05,018 --> 01:28:06,629 -[sets phone on counter] -[sighs] 2055 01:28:08,021 --> 01:28:09,845 JACINTA [crying]: Allie, you have to come get me. 2056 01:28:09,849 --> 01:28:11,068 I don't know where I am. 2057 01:28:11,111 --> 01:28:13,157 [Jacinta sobbing] 2058 01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:15,507 Tejan took me and swept me off my motherfucking feet. 2059 01:28:15,551 --> 01:28:17,466 -[laughing]: That's right. -I found my prince! 2060 01:28:17,509 --> 01:28:19,246 TEJAN: I'm in love with your friend, Allison. 2061 01:28:19,250 --> 01:28:21,165 JACINTA: He took me to the Empire State Building 2062 01:28:21,208 --> 01:28:23,167 -at sunrise. -And now we're gonna get married. 2063 01:28:23,210 --> 01:28:25,165 -We're getting married. -Oh, my God. Okay, I love you. 2064 01:28:25,169 --> 01:28:26,649 [door opens] 2065 01:28:26,692 --> 01:28:27,954 Ooh, sorry. 2066 01:28:27,998 --> 01:28:30,261 -Did I wake you? -No. 2067 01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:32,307 Got to drop off the kid sometime soon. 2068 01:28:32,350 --> 01:28:34,700 How was your night? 2069 01:28:34,744 --> 01:28:36,963 Uh... 2070 01:28:37,007 --> 01:28:38,748 pretty wild. [chuckles] 2071 01:28:40,227 --> 01:28:41,968 I met someone. 2072 01:28:43,361 --> 01:28:45,320 -Oh? -And then he went away. 2073 01:28:45,363 --> 01:28:47,887 And I took a long walk. 2074 01:28:47,931 --> 01:28:49,715 Well, did you get with him at least? 2075 01:28:49,759 --> 01:28:51,238 No. 2076 01:28:51,282 --> 01:28:53,284 Still some time left, shawty. 2077 01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:54,546 Ever been someone's first? 2078 01:28:54,590 --> 01:28:55,678 Aah! 2079 01:28:55,721 --> 01:28:57,070 All right. 2080 01:28:57,114 --> 01:28:58,463 I'm gonna go sleep for a week. 2081 01:28:58,507 --> 01:29:01,205 [sighs] Listen, I'm sorry, Allie. 2082 01:29:01,248 --> 01:29:02,467 -Thanks. -TROY: Wait. 2083 01:29:02,511 --> 01:29:04,077 Your name is Allie? 2084 01:29:04,121 --> 01:29:05,688 -ALLIE: Yep. -TROY: There was some guy 2085 01:29:05,731 --> 01:29:07,516 calling your name, looking for you. 2086 01:29:09,082 --> 01:29:10,388 -What? -TROY: Yeah. 2087 01:29:10,432 --> 01:29:12,869 Some weird guy with elephant ears 2088 01:29:12,912 --> 01:29:16,046 whining all about your legs and leg houses. 2089 01:29:16,089 --> 01:29:17,526 It was sad. 2090 01:29:17,569 --> 01:29:20,790 I was like, "Yo, bro, sack the fuck up." 2091 01:29:20,833 --> 01:29:22,966 -When was this? -A little while ago. 2092 01:29:23,009 --> 01:29:24,180 ["Green Flash Sunset" by Noah Floersch playing] 2093 01:29:24,184 --> 01:29:25,708 He's not gonna be there. 2094 01:29:25,751 --> 01:29:27,971 [chuckles] Probably not. 2095 01:29:28,014 --> 01:29:30,539 So, why am I doing this? 2096 01:29:30,582 --> 01:29:31,801 'Cause you never know. 2097 01:29:32,802 --> 01:29:34,760 ♪ Settle down, settle in ♪ 2098 01:29:34,804 --> 01:29:36,762 ♪ Give it up, I'm giving in ♪ 2099 01:29:36,806 --> 01:29:40,331 ♪ Give me love, then give me something to get rid of it ♪ 2100 01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:42,464 ♪ Can I hold you? Can I hold you? ♪ 2101 01:29:42,507 --> 01:29:44,291 -♪ Can I hold you? ♪ -[chiming] 2102 01:29:44,335 --> 01:29:46,381 ♪ Can I know you? Can I know you? ♪ 2103 01:29:46,424 --> 01:29:48,383 ♪ Can I know you? ♪ 2104 01:29:48,426 --> 01:29:50,863 ♪ It is warm here in the light ♪ 2105 01:29:50,907 --> 01:29:52,691 ♪ So come in, the water's fine ♪ 2106 01:29:52,735 --> 01:29:54,563 ♪ You can join me if you like ♪ 2107 01:29:54,606 --> 01:29:56,608 ♪ You can join me, I don't mind ♪ 2108 01:29:56,652 --> 01:29:58,871 ♪ And the color of the sky ♪ 2109 01:29:58,915 --> 01:30:00,743 ♪ Is reflected in your eyes ♪ 2110 01:30:00,786 --> 01:30:02,919 ♪ As the green is flashing bright ♪ 2111 01:30:02,962 --> 01:30:04,399 ♪ As the green is flashing ♪ 2112 01:30:04,442 --> 01:30:06,488 ♪ Can I hold you? Can I hold you? ♪ 2113 01:30:06,531 --> 01:30:08,359 ♪ Can I hold you? ♪ 2114 01:30:08,403 --> 01:30:10,448 ♪ Can I know you? Can I know you? ♪ 2115 01:30:10,492 --> 01:30:12,189 ♪ Can I know you? ♪ 2116 01:30:12,232 --> 01:30:15,148 ♪ More ♪ 2117 01:30:19,762 --> 01:30:22,852 ♪ More ♪ 2118 01:30:24,984 --> 01:30:26,812 ♪ I will look upon your face ♪ 2119 01:30:26,856 --> 01:30:28,292 ♪ And I'll dream about the day ♪ 2120 01:30:28,335 --> 01:30:30,729 ♪ When I can see you when I wake ♪ 2121 01:30:30,773 --> 01:30:32,688 ♪ And I'll wish that I could stay ♪ 2122 01:30:32,731 --> 01:30:34,472 ♪ And I'll wish that I could ♪ 2123 01:30:34,516 --> 01:30:37,823 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 2124 01:30:38,824 --> 01:30:40,826 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 2125 01:30:40,870 --> 01:30:43,046 [sighs heavily] 2126 01:30:43,089 --> 01:30:45,788 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 2127 01:30:46,919 --> 01:30:50,140 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 2128 01:30:50,183 --> 01:30:53,012 ♪ And when the sun has gone away ♪ 2129 01:30:58,365 --> 01:31:00,280 ♪ Can I hold you? Can I hold you? ♪ 2130 01:31:00,324 --> 01:31:02,282 ♪ Can I hold you? ♪ 2131 01:31:07,026 --> 01:31:08,854 ♪ Can I know you? Can I know you? ♪ 2132 01:31:08,898 --> 01:31:10,552 ♪ Can I know you? ♪ 2133 01:31:16,383 --> 01:31:19,648 ♪ More. ♪ 2134 01:31:21,301 --> 01:31:22,607 [chuckles softly] 2135 01:31:23,608 --> 01:31:25,567 We missed the sunrise. 2136 01:31:27,264 --> 01:31:29,092 [chuckles] 2137 01:31:30,659 --> 01:31:33,226 Black, three sugars. 2138 01:31:33,270 --> 01:31:35,228 I hear it's adorable. 2139 01:31:35,272 --> 01:31:37,579 [laughs] 2140 01:31:37,622 --> 01:31:38,971 You're still following me. 2141 01:31:39,015 --> 01:31:40,756 Or are you following me? 2142 01:31:40,799 --> 01:31:42,540 [song ends] 2143 01:31:42,584 --> 01:31:44,499 I can't believe you're here. 2144 01:31:45,935 --> 01:31:47,806 Well, this is the only place for this. 2145 01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:51,506 Nothing can overshadow. 2146 01:31:53,899 --> 01:31:55,727 I'm sorry. I-I... 2147 01:31:55,771 --> 01:31:57,686 I shouldn't have left. 2148 01:31:58,730 --> 01:32:01,428 Nah. I shouldn't have let you go. 2149 01:32:01,472 --> 01:32:03,474 ♪♪ 2150 01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:25,409 We still have time. 2151 01:32:26,671 --> 01:32:28,804 I might... I might know a place. 2152 01:32:28,847 --> 01:32:30,588 Come on. 2153 01:32:30,632 --> 01:32:32,851 You know, I'm not even gonna need the whole 11 minutes. 2154 01:32:32,895 --> 01:32:34,505 ALLIE: Oh, yeah. Me, neither, son. 2155 01:32:34,549 --> 01:32:36,725 [both laughing] 2156 01:32:48,171 --> 01:32:50,260 [Allie panting] 2157 01:33:01,750 --> 01:33:03,012 What's wrong? 2158 01:33:03,055 --> 01:33:05,057 Nothing. Nothing's wrong. 2159 01:33:05,101 --> 01:33:07,538 Just, you know... 2160 01:33:07,582 --> 01:33:10,541 seems like this whole night... 2161 01:33:10,585 --> 01:33:11,977 [sighs] 2162 01:33:12,021 --> 01:33:14,501 I don't want it to dictate... 2163 01:33:14,545 --> 01:33:16,286 us, what we do. 2164 01:33:16,329 --> 01:33:18,331 We can't let the mandate win. 2165 01:33:19,289 --> 01:33:21,204 Maybe we should wait. 2166 01:33:22,901 --> 01:33:24,773 Get to know each other. 2167 01:33:27,689 --> 01:33:29,691 I think you're right. 2168 01:33:31,127 --> 01:33:32,694 Without the-the pressure. 2169 01:33:32,737 --> 01:33:34,870 Without the pressure, without all the noise. 2170 01:33:34,913 --> 01:33:36,219 A whole year. 2171 01:33:36,262 --> 01:33:37,608 A whole year. It's your favorite part. 2172 01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:38,787 The buildup. 2173 01:33:38,830 --> 01:33:41,441 Yeah, but what about the after? 2174 01:33:41,485 --> 01:33:43,487 It's gonna be hard, but I can wait. 2175 01:33:45,576 --> 01:33:47,143 Try to keep it in my pants. 2176 01:33:47,186 --> 01:33:48,492 Ah. Good luck. 2177 01:33:48,535 --> 01:33:50,581 [both chuckle] 2178 01:33:59,416 --> 01:34:01,723 I just don't want this moment to end. 2179 01:34:01,766 --> 01:34:04,160 ♪♪ 2180 01:34:04,203 --> 01:34:05,857 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 2181 01:34:06,858 --> 01:34:09,121 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 2182 01:34:10,122 --> 01:34:12,559 ♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪ 2183 01:34:12,603 --> 01:34:15,998 ["Brave" playing over speakers] 2184 01:34:16,041 --> 01:34:19,001 Do... do you hear that? 2185 01:34:19,044 --> 01:34:20,520 ALLIE [over speakers]: ♪ You can be amazing... ♪ 2186 01:34:20,524 --> 01:34:22,178 ALLIE: Oh, my God. 2187 01:34:22,221 --> 01:34:23,784 OWEN: Yeah, they're filming all over the city tonight 2188 01:34:23,788 --> 01:34:25,094 'cause there's no paparazzi. 2189 01:34:25,137 --> 01:34:27,096 -You didn't know that? -ALLIE: No. 2190 01:34:27,139 --> 01:34:29,664 No, no, no. Wow, that is my voice. 2191 01:34:29,707 --> 01:34:31,448 -This is you? -Yeah. 2192 01:34:31,491 --> 01:34:32,710 -Wow. -It's my day job. 2193 01:34:32,754 --> 01:34:34,669 ♪ Start speaking up... ♪ 2194 01:34:34,712 --> 01:34:37,367 It seems to me you sang, 2195 01:34:37,410 --> 01:34:39,761 they're hearing, you're connecting. 2196 01:34:39,804 --> 01:34:41,763 Shut up. 2197 01:34:41,806 --> 01:34:43,895 ♪ And no sunlight, sometimes... ♪ 2198 01:34:43,939 --> 01:34:46,028 WOMAN: Hey, guys! Guys! 2199 01:34:46,071 --> 01:34:48,073 Can you crouch down? We're filming. 2200 01:34:48,117 --> 01:34:49,771 -What? -Crouch down? 2201 01:34:49,814 --> 01:34:51,947 Oh, too late! We've already seen you kissing! 2202 01:34:51,990 --> 01:34:53,992 You have to keep doing it! 2203 01:34:54,036 --> 01:34:55,037 -BOTH: Kissing? -Yes! 2204 01:34:55,080 --> 01:34:56,516 Okay. 2205 01:34:56,560 --> 01:34:58,170 You two, yeah. You're established. 2206 01:34:58,214 --> 01:35:00,129 -We're kissing. -I guess. 2207 01:35:00,172 --> 01:35:02,305 ♪ Say what you wanna say... ♪ 2208 01:35:02,348 --> 01:35:04,350 Now you have to dance. 2209 01:35:04,394 --> 01:35:06,091 -ALLIE: What? -Dance! 2210 01:35:06,135 --> 01:35:11,096 ♪ Honestly, I wanna use Leventave ♪ 2211 01:35:11,140 --> 01:35:16,275 ♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis ♪ 2212 01:35:16,319 --> 01:35:18,843 ♪ Psoriasis ♪ 2213 01:35:18,887 --> 01:35:21,324 ♪ I wanna use Leventave ♪ 2214 01:35:21,367 --> 01:35:26,416 ♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis ♪ 2215 01:35:26,459 --> 01:35:29,419 ♪ Psoriasis ♪ 2216 01:35:30,376 --> 01:35:32,378 [laughing] 2217 01:35:32,422 --> 01:35:36,295 ♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis ♪ 2218 01:35:36,339 --> 01:35:39,168 ♪ Psoriasis ♪ 2219 01:35:39,211 --> 01:35:42,606 ALLIE and OWEN: ♪ I wanna use Leventave. ♪ 2220 01:35:44,913 --> 01:35:47,002 CROWD: Eight, seven, 2221 01:35:47,045 --> 01:35:49,831 six, five, four, 2222 01:35:49,874 --> 01:35:52,268 three, two, one! 2223 01:35:52,311 --> 01:35:53,922 -[crowd cheering] -[Allie chuckling] 2224 01:35:53,965 --> 01:35:55,227 [horns honking in distance] 2225 01:35:55,271 --> 01:35:57,099 Oh, wow. 2226 01:35:59,841 --> 01:36:01,625 -We did it. -Wasn't even that hard. 2227 01:36:01,668 --> 01:36:02,796 [Allie clicks tongue, scoffs] 2228 01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:03,975 -[phone buzzing] -Ooh. 2229 01:36:04,019 --> 01:36:05,760 Mwah. 2230 01:36:05,803 --> 01:36:07,239 Wow. 2231 01:36:09,111 --> 01:36:10,460 -Oh, what should we do? -So... 2232 01:36:10,503 --> 01:36:12,505 I don't know. You want to get food? 2233 01:36:12,549 --> 01:36:15,247 -Yeah. Let's get dinner. -Chinese? Italian? 2234 01:36:15,291 --> 01:36:16,683 ALLIE: I'm not eating pizza. 2235 01:36:16,727 --> 01:36:18,076 OWEN: Pizza? I didn't say pizza. 2236 01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:19,599 Omakase? 2237 01:36:19,643 --> 01:36:21,645 ["You & Me Time" by Between Friends playing] 2238 01:36:27,564 --> 01:36:30,741 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2239 01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:32,917 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2240 01:36:32,961 --> 01:36:35,267 -♪ Gotta get right witch a ♪ -[Allie grunts] 2241 01:36:35,311 --> 01:36:37,661 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2242 01:36:37,704 --> 01:36:39,097 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2243 01:36:39,141 --> 01:36:40,751 OWEN: Wasn't even that hard. 2244 01:36:40,795 --> 01:36:41,835 -♪ Gotta get right witch a ♪ -[Allie laughing] 2245 01:36:41,839 --> 01:36:43,058 ALLIE: So rude. 2246 01:36:47,845 --> 01:36:49,716 Finally. 2247 01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:51,283 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2248 01:36:51,327 --> 01:36:53,546 ♪ Gotta get right witch a ♪ 2249 01:36:53,590 --> 01:36:56,898 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2250 01:36:56,941 --> 01:36:59,161 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2251 01:36:59,204 --> 01:37:01,380 ♪ Gotta get right witch a ♪ 2252 01:37:01,424 --> 01:37:02,904 ♪ Sometimes I like holding my breath ♪ 2253 01:37:02,947 --> 01:37:04,819 ♪ Just to see how long I last ♪ 2254 01:37:04,862 --> 01:37:07,343 ♪ You say that it's dumb, and I know it ♪ 2255 01:37:07,386 --> 01:37:09,693 ♪ And I say, "Hello, hello" ♪ 2256 01:37:09,736 --> 01:37:14,741 ♪ I, I'm so addicted to whatcha doin' ♪ 2257 01:37:14,785 --> 01:37:15,786 ♪ I think I like it ♪ 2258 01:37:15,830 --> 01:37:17,353 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2259 01:37:17,396 --> 01:37:19,485 ♪ You got that look ♪ 2260 01:37:19,529 --> 01:37:20,660 ♪ You're so kind ♪ 2261 01:37:20,704 --> 01:37:23,011 ♪ Guess I'm out of my mind ♪ 2262 01:37:23,054 --> 01:37:25,230 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2263 01:37:25,274 --> 01:37:26,405 ♪ You're shining ♪ 2264 01:37:26,449 --> 01:37:27,754 ♪ And it's such a surprise ♪ 2265 01:37:27,798 --> 01:37:30,757 ♪ Guess I'm out of my mind ♪ 2266 01:37:30,801 --> 01:37:34,239 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2267 01:37:34,283 --> 01:37:37,025 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2268 01:37:37,068 --> 01:37:39,027 ♪ Gotta get right witch a ♪ 2269 01:37:39,070 --> 01:37:41,899 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2270 01:37:41,943 --> 01:37:44,467 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2271 01:37:44,510 --> 01:37:46,773 ♪ Gotta get right witch a ♪ 2272 01:37:46,817 --> 01:37:50,125 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2273 01:37:50,168 --> 01:37:51,691 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2274 01:37:51,735 --> 01:37:54,216 ♪ Gotta get right witch a ♪ 2275 01:37:54,259 --> 01:37:57,523 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2276 01:37:57,567 --> 01:37:59,743 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2277 01:37:59,786 --> 01:38:02,354 -♪ Gotta get right witch a. ♪ -[song ends] 2278 01:38:02,398 --> 01:38:03,921 ["Hot in NY" by Malcolm Todd playing] 2279 01:38:03,965 --> 01:38:05,183 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2280 01:38:05,227 --> 01:38:07,098 ♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪ 2281 01:38:07,142 --> 01:38:10,493 ♪ Can't let you get around inside my head now ♪ 2282 01:38:10,536 --> 01:38:11,973 ♪ I wanna get back ♪ 2283 01:38:12,016 --> 01:38:13,713 ♪ Can't sit through another round ♪ 2284 01:38:13,757 --> 01:38:14,845 ♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪ 2285 01:38:14,889 --> 01:38:16,847 ♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪ 2286 01:38:16,891 --> 01:38:20,242 ♪ Can't let you get around inside my head now ♪ 2287 01:38:20,285 --> 01:38:21,721 ♪ I wanna get back ♪ 2288 01:38:21,765 --> 01:38:23,332 ♪ Can't sit through another round ♪ 2289 01:38:23,375 --> 01:38:24,420 ♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪ 2290 01:38:24,463 --> 01:38:26,030 ♪ It's hot in New York ♪ 2291 01:38:26,074 --> 01:38:29,033 ♪ And I can't get away from pain ♪ 2292 01:38:29,077 --> 01:38:30,905 ♪ I'm losing my nerves ♪ 2293 01:38:30,948 --> 01:38:33,951 ♪ And you're losing the waiting game ♪ 2294 01:38:33,995 --> 01:38:36,171 ♪ I know it ain't true ♪ 2295 01:38:36,214 --> 01:38:39,522 ♪ The things you say and do to play cool ♪ 2296 01:38:39,565 --> 01:38:42,568 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 2297 01:38:42,612 --> 01:38:44,614 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 2298 01:38:44,657 --> 01:38:49,140 ♪ Okay, do you really wanna do the old way? ♪ 2299 01:38:49,184 --> 01:38:51,621 ♪ Not today, 'cause I can't feel ♪ 2300 01:38:51,664 --> 01:38:55,320 ♪ The things that make me feel so hopeful ♪ 2301 01:38:55,364 --> 01:38:57,670 ♪ And I don't know what you're doing ♪ 2302 01:38:57,714 --> 01:39:00,108 ♪ But I'm not tempted ♪ 2303 01:39:00,151 --> 01:39:03,111 ♪ And I just write now 'cause I'm on empty ♪ 2304 01:39:03,154 --> 01:39:05,330 ♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪ 2305 01:39:05,374 --> 01:39:08,681 ♪ Can't let you get around inside my head now ♪ 2306 01:39:08,725 --> 01:39:10,205 ♪ I wanna get back ♪ 2307 01:39:10,248 --> 01:39:11,902 ♪ Can't sit through another round ♪ 2308 01:39:11,946 --> 01:39:13,034 ♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪ 2309 01:39:13,077 --> 01:39:15,079 ♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪ 2310 01:39:15,123 --> 01:39:18,517 ♪ Can't let you get around inside my head now ♪ 2311 01:39:18,561 --> 01:39:19,997 ♪ I wanna get back ♪ 2312 01:39:20,041 --> 01:39:21,607 ♪ Can't sit through another round ♪ 2313 01:39:21,651 --> 01:39:22,695 ♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪ 2314 01:39:22,739 --> 01:39:24,349 ♪ It's hot in New York ♪ 2315 01:39:24,393 --> 01:39:27,309 ♪ And I can't get away from pain ♪ 2316 01:39:27,352 --> 01:39:29,137 ♪ I'm losing my nerves ♪ 2317 01:39:29,180 --> 01:39:32,096 ♪ And you're losing the waiting game ♪ 2318 01:39:32,140 --> 01:39:34,533 ♪ I know it ain't true ♪ 2319 01:39:34,577 --> 01:39:37,797 ♪ The things you say and do to play cool ♪ 2320 01:39:37,841 --> 01:39:40,757 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 2321 01:39:40,800 --> 01:39:42,759 ♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪ 2322 01:39:42,802 --> 01:39:44,848 ♪♪ 2323 01:40:00,559 --> 01:40:02,518 [song ends] 2324 01:40:02,561 --> 01:40:04,607 ♪♪ 2325 01:40:34,593 --> 01:40:36,639 ♪♪ 2326 01:41:06,625 --> 01:41:08,671 ♪♪ 2327 01:41:38,657 --> 01:41:40,703 ♪♪ 2328 01:42:02,812 --> 01:42:04,988 ♪♪ 2329 01:42:05,031 --> 01:42:06,859 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 2330 01:42:07,904 --> 01:42:09,688 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 2331 01:42:10,689 --> 01:42:12,561 ♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪ 2332 01:42:28,011 --> 01:42:30,056 [music ends] 2333 01:42:33,843 --> 01:42:35,192 [man groans] 161643

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