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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,868 --> 00:00:04,705 Last time on Married with Children, there was a death in the family. 2 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:06,674 Clear! 3 00:00:10,077 --> 00:00:13,781 It's exactly what I feared, Mr. Bundy. The fuel pump. 4 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:17,118 Now, unfortunately, finding a donor pump... 5 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:19,653 ...will be nearly impossible. 6 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:23,624 There's a rumor that the fuel pump you need is in Cuba. 7 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,694 Cuba. 8 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:30,097 Sultry, seductive Cuba. 9 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:31,565 Unbelievable. 10 00:00:31,766 --> 00:00:36,003 A collector in Düsseldorf will give us 5 grand for the entire engine. 11 00:00:36,971 --> 00:00:40,508 Oh, no, don't leave me alone. 12 00:00:41,008 --> 00:00:43,811 Drive towards the light, old friend. 13 00:00:45,112 --> 00:00:47,448 Drive towards the light. 14 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,827 Nice turnout, isn't it, Peg? 15 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:38,532 Well, it's not every day the village idiot buries his car in the backyard. 16 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:48,909 I can't believe we're actually in mourning. 17 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:53,614 Well, I don't know about you, but over here it's 3:00 in the afternoon. 18 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,985 Marcy, you're here. 19 00:01:58,152 --> 00:01:59,253 I'm touched. 20 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:02,089 Well, I'm just glad that eyesore is finally gone. 21 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:06,126 Now, if we can just find someplace to bury your house. 22 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,864 How about the same place I'm about to bury my foot? 23 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,867 You know, Al, my Mercedes sends her sympathy. 24 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:17,972 She wanted to come, but the Bergmans' Volvo is having a bar mitzvah. 25 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:23,577 Al, we've had some great times in this car. 26 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:28,282 I think my favorite was the time we tried to run down my ex-wife. 27 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:33,721 She outran us, but the Dodge gave it her best shot. 28 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:37,124 Mrs. Peg Bundy would now like to say a few words. 29 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,960 Thank you, Peg. 30 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:45,132 My husband is a moron. Thank you. 31 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:49,537 That was beautiful, Mama, really. 32 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:52,706 See how you do when Oprah checks out. 33 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:03,884 Twenty-five years ago, a young man of endless promise was going places. 34 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:08,122 All he needed was a way to get there. 35 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:12,326 He found it on a used-car lot on Route 12. 36 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:16,630 And through the years, the journey had some unexpected turns... 37 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,633 ...and some unwanted passengers. 38 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:25,239 There are several kinds of love. 39 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:28,342 One kind of love begins with... 40 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:31,345 ...misplaced lust. 41 00:03:31,946 --> 00:03:37,217 And degenerates into a raging hell of misery and despair. 42 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:43,023 But I digress. 43 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:47,027 Then there's the kind of love that only turns on when asked... 44 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:49,396 ...and performs beautifully. 45 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:54,401 The kind of love that makes you feel young when you go for a ride. 46 00:03:55,970 --> 00:04:00,808 Farewell, my sweet chariot of youth. 47 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:13,587 Don't you think throwing dirt on the Dodge is a bit redundant? 48 00:04:19,994 --> 00:04:23,597 Why? Why? Why? 49 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,809 Hi, Peg. 50 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:43,017 I'm gonna plant these on her grave. 51 00:04:43,217 --> 00:04:45,319 You never bring me flowers. 52 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:47,655 I would if you died. 53 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:57,064 Hello? Oh, Gunther. 54 00:04:57,231 --> 00:05:00,768 Look, I told you for the last time, I can't get you that engine. 55 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:05,205 Yeah, the dummkopf buried it in the backyard two days ago. 56 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:10,210 Ten thousand dollars? On Monday? Deal. 57 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:13,681 Oh, I gotta go. Auf Wiener schnitzel. 58 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,550 Hey, I want a car that talks. 59 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:19,386 Look, this one knows 20 words. 60 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,855 That's 10 more than you, Kel. 61 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:27,428 That's not true, Bud Bundy, you stupid little... 62 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:30,330 ...pervert. 63 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:34,802 Dad, you should see some of these new cars in here. 64 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,970 Ghouls. 65 00:05:38,072 --> 00:05:41,141 Can't you at least wait until the body is cold? 66 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:42,543 Come on, Daddy. 67 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:45,312 Don't you think the Dodge would want you to be happy? 68 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:46,547 Yeah, Dad. 69 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:49,883 I mean, she'd want you to get out there and see other cars. 70 00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:53,554 Yeah, Al. You know, if I died, I'd want you to remarry. 71 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:56,957 Yeah, like I'm gonna make that mistake twice. 72 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,661 Besides, we can't afford a new car. 73 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,763 Oh, that's not necessarily true, Dad. 74 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:05,766 I took liberty of giving your records to a financial advisor. 75 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:10,938 Now, Bud, you know I don't like people poking around into my private stuff. 76 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:15,876 Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard you say that. 77 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:18,846 Dad, don't worry. 78 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:22,416 I gave them to someone who has your best interest at heart. 79 00:06:23,117 --> 00:06:24,885 Hi, everybody. 80 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:31,191 Well, Al, I've gone through your financial records... 81 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:35,095 ...and on behalf of the entire banking profession, let me just say: 82 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:43,771 Well, I'm glad I was able to give your banking buddies a good laugh. 83 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:48,275 Not just bankers, Al. Everybody down at the supermarket and the car wash... 84 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:51,044 ...even the homeless guy that lives on the corner. 85 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:53,080 Oh, that reminds me. 86 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:55,916 Sad Willie wanted you to have this. 87 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:59,286 But don't worry, Al, I've crunched the numbers... 88 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:04,158 ...and I think I've come up with the best means of transportation for you. 89 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:16,937 You missed me, you missed me 90 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:26,079 I got you, I got you 91 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:29,583 How dare she tell us what we can or cannot afford. 92 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:33,887 It is my God-given American right to rack up as much debt as possible. 93 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:36,089 Kids, to the auto mall. 94 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:41,094 Now, kids, stand back and watch the old man work. 95 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:44,264 You know, sales is the ultimate duel of wits. 96 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:45,833 Dad's dead. 97 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,668 Howdy. I'm Cal. 98 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:49,236 Hi, Cal. I'm Al. 99 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:53,040 Listen, Cal, before you start your dog-and-pony show... 100 00:07:53,207 --> 00:07:57,678 ...you should know that I've been in ladies' shoes for well over 25 years. 101 00:07:57,878 --> 00:08:00,647 Well, I'm wearing panties, so let's deal. 102 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:05,452 No, I meant that I sell ladies' shoes. 103 00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:09,857 I was just pulling your leg. 104 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:13,026 Well, you're not gonna pull anything of mine. 105 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:16,864 Now, look, Cal, all I need here is basic transportation. 106 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:19,132 Oh, well, I got just the car for you. 107 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:23,303 The all-new '97 Kiwi. 108 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:31,044 Look, Bud, it's perfect for you and Mrs. Thumb. 109 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,081 It gets great gas mileage. 110 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:38,252 Yeah, Dad, if you do run out of gas, just pick it up, take it home. 111 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,755 It's a lot roomier than it looks. 112 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,124 Cal, I'm starting to cramp up here. 113 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:46,093 Could you get me out of here? 114 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,095 Oh, what was I thinking? 115 00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:52,132 A man of your strapping muscular physique in a Kiwi. 116 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,369 Hey, did you play pro ball? 117 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:58,639 Well, I could have, but I had a career-ending accident. 118 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:01,341 -Knee? -Marriage. 119 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,679 No, but I played four years at Polk High. 120 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:07,681 "Touchdown" Bundy, they used to call me. 121 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,751 Polk High's Al Bundy? 122 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,886 You, sir, were my idol. 123 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:16,924 And because of that, I'm gonna give you our red-carpet lease. 124 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,926 Now, Cal. Now, wait a minute, now. 125 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,628 No, you're not gonna sucker me into no lease. 126 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,563 Oh, that's too bad... 127 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,767 ...because with a lease, you could afford... 128 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:30,971 ...the all new Testica 2000. 129 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:44,117 You know, with all due respect to the Dodge... 130 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,753 ...these brakes sure come in handy. 131 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:50,490 Yeah, it's nice not having to throw out the anchor. 132 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:54,161 And you can choose which way you're gonna turn. 133 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:58,065 Now, what do they call this fancy sound system? 134 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,933 FM. 135 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:04,004 Man, I can't wait to hear what the chicks have to say... 136 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,640 ...when I pull up in this babe magnet. 137 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,041 Well, my guess would be: 138 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:12,312 "Hey, look at that pathetic little dweeb driving his dad's car." 139 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,350 Al, nice wheels. 140 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:20,821 But you have to realize, stealing cars is a felony. 141 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:24,224 So is pretending to be that kid on Home Improvement. 142 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:33,567 Hey, Mrs. D'Arcy, it has seat warmers. 143 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:36,370 Really. Feel my tush, it's warm. 144 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,072 I'll take a rain check. 145 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,575 Hey, you better grab it while you can. 146 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,077 It's her busy season. 147 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:46,980 No offense, Al... 148 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:51,218 ...but how can a shoe-selling moron afford a Testica 2000? 149 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:54,388 Well, your Kentucky friedness... 150 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:59,393 ...I leased it. Got a real good deal too. 151 00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:00,794 For them. 152 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:04,698 You signed a 20-year lease with a balloon payment at the end. 153 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:08,635 Well, my pal Cal said that smart people lease. 154 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,204 Yeah, to stupid people. 155 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,341 Oh, she's just jealous, Daddy. 156 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:17,844 She wishes she had a shiny red testicle. 157 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,786 That's Testica. 158 00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:36,863 So where's my keys to the car? 159 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:39,733 I don't even like you having a key to the house. 160 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,837 Now, go on, get out of here. You're using up all the new-car smell. 161 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,309 Alone at last. 162 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,712 Who would have thought a punk kid from the streets of Chicago... 163 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,816 ...would wind up with a beauty like you. 164 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,119 We're gonna live happily ever after. 165 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,425 Don't panic, kids. 166 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,462 Daddy bought a lime. 167 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:15,302 And he fathered a vegetable. 168 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:24,377 I think I can fix it, but I gotta look in the owner's manual. 169 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:28,682 Why don't you try looking under X, for exorcism? 170 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:33,153 I bet you anything he forgot the seat warmers were stuck on broil. 171 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,359 Good night, Daddy. 172 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,595 Bud, help me. 173 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,363 I would, Dad, but you-- 174 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,533 You told me to keep my hands off your Testica. 175 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:54,207 I've been working in the backyard 176 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:58,178 All the livelong day 177 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,347 Hey, Mom. 178 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:02,916 Oh, hi, kids. 179 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,185 What are you doing there, Mom? 180 00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:07,687 Sleep-shoveling. 181 00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:11,358 Hey, we're not supposed to wake her up. 182 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,629 Yeah, I know what's going on here. 183 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,364 That dealer in Germany called... 184 00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:19,766 ...and upped his offer for the engine, didn't he? 185 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:24,571 Hey. Now, either you cut us in or I'm gonna tell Mom. 186 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:29,309 -Dad. -Him too. 187 00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:33,180 You're blackmailing your own mother? 188 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:36,583 Oh, kids, I'm so darn proud of you. 189 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:40,587 There's no way you're getting your grubby little mitts on my loot. 190 00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:42,756 -Dad. -Dad. 191 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,892 All right, all right. Just get in here and start shoveling. 192 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,428 We've got 12 hours to get that engine to Germany. 193 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:49,796 Come on. 194 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,474 Damn seat warmers. 195 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,844 Now, folks, this is a perfect family car. 196 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,479 Put a roof rack on it... 197 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:10,383 ...and this little tyke can ride in style. 198 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,487 Excuse me, Cal, remember me? Al Bundy. 199 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,824 -Sorry, doesn't ring a bell. -No-- 200 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,393 Touchdown Bundy, you know, Polk High. 201 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,995 You said I was your idol. 202 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,797 You? 203 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,199 Excuse me, sir, I'm with a customer. 204 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:29,903 Excuse me, Cal, but, see, you sold me a lemon. 205 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,205 Oh, that's impossible. 206 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:36,009 All the hair on my butt's burned off. 207 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:40,413 I'm telling you, the electrical system in that car's all messed up. 208 00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:43,850 No problem, sir. That's covered by the extended-warranty contract. 209 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:48,321 No, but see, I was too smart to buy the extended-warranty contract. 210 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,091 Oh, Al, you should have listened to Cal. 211 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,459 I did listen to you. 212 00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:55,662 Now I've got a worthless Testica! 213 00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:57,964 -Calm down. -I am calm. 214 00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:00,000 But I'm demanding you look at my Testica. 215 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,602 If you don't calm yourself, you'll have to leave. 216 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,705 Well, I'm not leaving here empty-handed. 217 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:08,942 Oh, well, I wouldn't think of that. 218 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,749 Now, Cal, I'm telling you, if you don't give some satisfaction... 219 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,219 ...this is gonna be your panty-wearing head. 220 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:06,099 Jefferson, my old adversary. 221 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,035 Fidel, mi compadre. 222 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,403 Still with the CIA? 223 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,239 No, no. When I couldn't kill you, they fired me. 224 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:17,310 Oh, sorry. But you still got the moves. 225 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,746 That's what the wife says. 226 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,619 You married the kid from Home Improvement? 227 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,826 I guess I did. 228 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,562 Oh, well. She's got money, she buys me things. 229 00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:38,698 So did Russia, and look what that got us. 230 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,901 El presidente... 231 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:47,107 ...you still have a bunch of old American cars lying around the island? 232 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,642 Thousands. Damn trade embargo. 233 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,211 Damn Kennedy. 234 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,813 Damn Steve Allen. 235 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,716 What does Steve Allen got to do with trade embargo? 236 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:59,252 Nothing. I just hate him. 237 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,422 Listen, I've got a friend, his name's Al Bundy. 238 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:05,992 He's got an old Dodge and he needs a new fuel pump. 239 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,861 May I ask your people's help? 240 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,896 What's in it for me? 241 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,866 America's greatest export. 242 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,300 SnackWell's. 243 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:18,204 Oh, I've heard about these. 244 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:26,479 Comrades, mi familia, I need your help. 245 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:30,784 There is a man, Al Bundy is his name. 246 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:35,188 A poor man, a needy man. 247 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,524 Needier than us? 248 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:42,195 Sí, he's middle-aged and sells shoes at the mall. 249 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,101 What is a mall? 250 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,136 It's a large group of stores... 251 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:53,106 ...with an endless supply of affordable merchandise. 252 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,041 And a food court. 253 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,444 We want a mall! 254 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:03,616 Now you see what you made me do? 255 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:07,854 Fidel, I can't believe you could have somebody shot just by doing that. 256 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,528 Oh, no. Dad's home. 257 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,664 Well, stall him. 258 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,202 Hey, Dad. 259 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,505 Damn Testica. 260 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,041 I miss the Dodge. 261 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,310 I think I'll go pay my respect. 262 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,779 No, Dad, Dad. Let it go. 263 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:37,650 It's just a shell out there. What's inside has gone up to heaven. 264 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,822 We got it. We found your fuel pump. 265 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,925 You did? You're gonna bring the Dodge back to life? 266 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:50,129 I'm a Dodge specialist, not a miracle worker, but I'll do all I can. 267 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,367 Dad, it's too late. Just accept it. 268 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,971 Now, Mr. Bundy, I need to get to the car as fast as possible. 269 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:02,342 Bud, Bud, get your mother and your sister. Start digging. 270 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,177 Good work. 271 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,486 What is taking so long? 272 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,555 I wish there was something I could do. 273 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:19,359 You could take me to the emergency room. 274 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,096 I'm seeing double. 275 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,666 Here, here, here, here. Read a Big 'Uns. 276 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,004 Oh, four 'uns. 277 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:35,642 I can't believe I lost $10,000. 278 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,211 I thought you said it was 7. 279 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,213 Whatever. 280 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,652 Well, Mr. Bundy, I did all I could. 281 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:48,621 -Now it's up to her to pull through. -Can I see her? 282 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:52,625 Of course, but she may not recognize you. 283 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,864 She's been through a lot, you realize. 284 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,600 Her appearance may shock you. 285 00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:04,837 Doc, you see what I wake up to each morning. 286 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:10,243 Now, remember, she'll need plenty of garage rest and a low-octane diet. 287 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:13,146 Jefferson, no matter what happens... 288 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:16,149 ...I can never repay you for what you've done. 289 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,518 Just buy me a six-pack of beer. 290 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:22,322 Which part of "never repay" don't you understand? 291 00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:36,269 Mr. Bundy, I'm sorry. 292 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:37,770 I failed you. 293 00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:39,205 What do you mean, failed? 294 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:42,542 She hasn't sounded this good since the day I bought her. 295 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:47,380 Why? Why? Why?! 296 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,082 I'm so glad you're back. 297 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:55,254 And I just want you to know, I never loved that flashy red hussy. 298 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,024 Or the new car either. 299 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,810 Hey, Cal. 300 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:28,021 Your pal Al has a little present for you. 23099

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