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How do you think?

8 minus 10.

Dr. Walley, what are you doing?

I need to get a message out.

I know too much.

They're not going to let us leave.

I'm sending for help.

Everything is going to
be okay, my little Tweety.

I promise.

You can jump or we can push you.

Someday, the truth will be known.

Hi!

It is my old friend, Kevvie.

Yeah, it's been a while.

Look at you, shaking things up.

Well, not intentionally shaking, really.

I think we should have
a face-to-face, don't you?

Your face and my face?

Be in my office in 15 minutes.

Get things right as rain.

Okay, sounds... looking forward to it.

From its humble roots
as a cartoon anvil factory,

Acme has become America's
greatest success story.

Acme, I say, Acme is an innovation factory.

We create the impossible.

With each new product, we
revolutionize industry and the world.

We're a company of family values
that values its family of companies.

Acme.

Hey!

I don't know what your deal is, but I
need you to listen to me very carefully.

Stop!

You are going to follow my lead, all right?

We're going to tell them this is
all just a big misunderstanding,

and we're looking to get this
settled as quickly as possible.

We will be polite.

We will not detonate explosives.

All right?

If they put something in
front of us, we will sign it.

Got it?

Mr. Avery, Bill Pelicanos, and Mr. Coyote.

I'll take a seat, buddy.

So I hear you guys were
friends from back in the day, huh?

Guess you could say
that if you were incorrect.

And look at this guy
going clothing optional.

Hey, buddy, look who's here.

Isn't Mr.

How you been, man?

Good, good, yeah, very good.

Ah, those were the days, weren't they?

Yeah, Harvard Law.

You look... good.

Uh, thank you.

Have a seat.

Okay.

I got to say, I was a bit surprised to
see your name on a case of this size.

Me too.

I mean, I'm so sorry about all this.

It was just a big misunderstanding.

Well, we got a really busy day around here,

and I would hate to keep you from
getting back to... whatever it is you do.

Yeah, law stuff too.

Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

Oh, my God.

And this seems obvious,
but I have to say it anyway.

Acme denies all charges
and accepts no liability

or causal connection between
Mr. Coyote's colorful injuries

and our state-of-the-art,
life-enhancing family products.

Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.

And, you know, as much fun
as it would be to get back in a

courtroom with you, I think
it's time to do what you do best.

Settle.

Yeah, um, well, look, thank you so much,

and I'm so sorry for
taking up all your time.

It was unintentional.

Uh...

No, no, no, he didn't mean that.

Do you have another copy?

Is this a joke?

No, no.

This is not funny.

Not cartoons are supposed to be funny.

Castle, you want to fight Avery?

Your tiny form is unmatched.

We'll tie you in legal loopholes.

We'll bury you in paperwork.

I'll put a dozen of my best
lawyers in this 24 hours a day

to make sure your name is more
synonymous with failure than it already is.

Oh, and I almost forgot.

We don't validate parking.

Do you know what you could do with $50,000?

Do you have any idea how many
birds you could buy with that?

Flocks!

You know what? Not that
it really matters, but I'm out.

Yeah, that's right. I've quit, man.

Go find another lawyer.

This is already my
personal freaking nightmare,

and I'm not sticking around
to see if it can get any worse.

Sorry.

Butterfingers.

Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

Why didn't you settle?

That's what we do here.

We settle.

Dottie, what do we do here?

We settle.

Okay, I tried to settle, but
he wouldn't let me settle.

He's a coyote.

We're not even trial lawyers.

I have a miniature golf
tournament this weekend,

so I don't even know if I'm
gonna make it in on Monday.

Plus, trial prep adds up.

Photocopies and this economy.

But if we beat Acme, then we
can afford a ton of photocopies.

We won't beat Acme.

I mean, nobody ever
has, and nobody ever will.

The truth is, even if you quit right now,

the firm is already in the hole for Acme's
legal fees, and that's just from today.

I mean, that could close down our doors.

Look, if we lose, we lose.

If we quit, we really lose.

A lot of money.

Okay, okay, okay, look, look.

We got one true goal for this trial.

It's this.

We can't look like fools, all right?

Our job is not to win this case.

Our job is to still be in
business when it's over.

That's the spirit.

Let's act like lawyers.

What do real lawyers do?

They would find evidence and
start making a list of witnesses.

The bird.

He did witness every time an
Acme product malfunctioned.

He could corroborate Wiley's story.

Sure, whatever.

Add the Roadrunner to our witness list.

One more thing.

Where is Mr. Coyote going to stay?

♪ I've been so long in this old town ♪

♪ I've tried my best to settle down ♪

♪ But deep within the soul of me ♪

♪ I know I must be free ♪

All right, don't give me that look.

Yeah, I live in a motel.

Look, I got pool access.

You know, there's no mortgage.

I never have to make my bed.

There's an incredible all-you-can-eat
seafood buffet around the corner.

Tissues come out of a
slugger in the bathroom wall.

Stop that.

Hi, Jerry.

Yeah?

Yeah, um...

One... one second.

Stop.

Come on.

Yeah, hi.

I, uh, need another room for a few nights.

Not near me, please.

He's not a pet.

He looks like a pet.

Who rents a separate room for their pets?

Jerry, come on.

I've been living here
for almost five years.

You know me.

No pets.

All right, okay.

You want to do this?

Legally speaking, a pet is a
domesticated or tamed animal

kept as a companion in or
outside an individual's residence.

This is Mr. Coyote.

He is my client.

He's not my pet nor anyone's
pet in the eyes of the law.

And as such, that
sign or any rule that

accompanies it does
not apply to him, all right?

It does not say "no animals.

"And just my unbiased
opinion, he may actually

have a case against
you for discrimination.

Yeah.

Your pee is on the rug.

It's on you.

All right, deal.

But I would need a full
workup of urine analysis.

I mean, it's a motel.

Plenty of people pee on the rug.

Hey!

Oh, right next door.

Of course.

Hey!

Coming up next, a mouse breaks
the sound barrier in Guadalajara.

One week more to catch Albuquerque's annual
carrot festival while it's still in town.

Are you having fun?

We are.

What?

You're kind of a psychopath, aren't you?

Watch and learn.

So we take the subpoena like so, just
cover it with copious amounts of bird seed,

Roadrunner eats the bird
seed, grabs a subpoena, and

boom, he's legally
obligated to show up to court.

Instant Roadrunner trap.

Beep beep.

Is there some kind of
inside thing with you guys?

Is everyone clear on our plan?

No.

Yes.

Paige, what's our plan?

So we have to prove to a jury
that Acne Cartoon products are

at fault for every accident that
Wiley's had going back years.

So we are going to take pictures,
and we're going to gather evidence,

and we're going to put
the evidence in little bags,

and we're going to interview
experts and witnesses,

and we're going to highlight big
books of photocopied documents,

and we're going to pound the
pavement, and we're going to study up,

and we're going to
try and catch our big

eyewitness by leaving
a nice note in the desert.

And if we follow my
plan by the end of this,

we'll have enough
evidence to take Acne down.

We really have nothing.

I mean, I kind of assumed that
we'd have nothing, but this is nothing.

All rise.

The court of the Second Judicial
Circuit of Albuquerque is now in session.

The honorable Judge Tropicroso presided.

You may be seated.

Human.

Human.

Quiet!

My name is Judge Tropicroso.

The name of the case is Coyote versus Acne.

I am not a loosey-goosey judge.

I am a no-nonsense, no-silly-stuff judge.

Is that understood?

Yes.

Mr. Crane, go get some.

You live in a great country, don't we?

Because it's one that
values freedom above all else.

You're free to live your
life any way you see fit.

Could mean living in
the desert, out in a cave,

spending your days chasing after a
bird, who is much, much faster than you.

But that... that is your
right as an American.

But that freedom, it comes
with great responsibility.

If you were to take a missile,
for instance, and you were

to glue handlebars to it,
well, that's... that's your choice.

But we expect you to
understand that that missile

and those handlebars, they
aren't designed to catch birds.

What I will prove to
this jury is that, man.

Wile E. Coyote, he is reckless.

And all of his injuries are self-inflicted.

I mean, we won't condemn him, you or I.

We all know who's responsible.

It's as clear as the desert sky.

I think I just laid an egg.

God bless America. God bless the troops.

Damn, that was really good.

Oh, uh, please don't write that down.

And... and please don't write that down.

Or... or that down.

Mr. Avery.

Um, hi.

Now, uh, now, what... what did the,
uh, defense say we were gonna argue?

Huh?

I mean, I... I know the answer to it.

I know the answer.

I'm not asking you a question.

I mean, it is... it is a question.

But it's a question that I'm asking to me.

Let me start over. Let me start over.

Objection to my start.

So the defense said that we were gonna
argue that, uh, the products are dangerous

and that acne is negligent
in, uh, selling them.

I... I do really agree with all that.

I mean, it's not fancy, but it's true.

Um, if... uh, sorry.

One second, please.

One... Wiley, we don't
need evidence right now.

Mr. Avery.

Okay, okay.

Excuse me, Your Honor.

My client would like me to show
you this defective Acme Rocketscape.

And as you can see,
there's a faulty on switch.

Nothing.

God bless America.

God bless the troops.

Opening arguments today in Coyote v. Acme.

Sources close to the case report
that Acme is doing a fantastic job

protecting their brand and dignity, while
the plaintiff appears hungry and afraid.

More after this.

One week more to catch Al McCurkey's annual
carrot festival while it's still in town.

Yeah?

241, we've been getting noise
complaints about a loud TV.

Seriously?

It's the TV you're having a problem with.

Okay, we'll turn...

Are you having fun?

We are...

Jerry, I turned it off.

What's up, Doc?

Who's this?

I, uh, can't tell you.

I want to, but I can't.

Uh, Pickle, name it.

You sure you have the right number?

Your trial.

I think I may be able
to help you with Acme.

What?

I have information that
could stop Acme for good.

Oh, my God, you could stop this case?

If this gets out, it'll all be over.

I have an associate with information.

If they figure out what he
knows, he's a sitting duck.

Well, who?

Where do I find him?

Write this down.

I'm only gonna say it once.

Okay, okay, okay.

Grabbing a pen.

Hang on, hang on.

666 Scary Road Drive.

That doesn't sound
like a place I want to go.

Look for a jack.

Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere.

And they make people disappear.

Don't forget that.

I won't.

Will I be able to contact you again?

Mr. Leghorn.

Buddy, I say buddy, you little rascal, you.

I was born for it.

The tax haven's so
nice, they named it twice.

So I say I heard we have ourselves
a lawsuit in the animated sector.

Talks PR about this, you know,
it's a local paper and pretty flattering.

You know, I'm gonna win
this case as fast as I can,

but in the meantime,
I think things like this

make us look pretty
good in the public eye.

Not ideal, but, you know, it's
like killing two birds with a...

Uh... One stone.

Two birds, one stone.

What a vile expression.

I only... Rotten.

We both know it would be very... I say
very unpleasant for everyone involved

if anything bigger... I say
bigger... were to become public.

Oh, mysterious collars.

It's so cool.

So what did he sound like?

I don't know, he was kind of like,
"Eh, what's up, Doc? I have information.

"Chomp, chomp, chomp.

He was like chewing on
a cracker or something.

Okay.

Well, map is saying
it should be right here.

It's just a wall.

Jack?

Good.

Is there a Jack anywhere?

Wait.

What's that?

Oh, that kind of Jack.

He's got a sense of humor.

Well, there's a duck, and he is sitting.

Feels a bit easy.

Well, good thing I like easy.

Excuse me.

Hi, my name is Kevin Avery.

This is Paige.

I'm a personal injury attorney.

Well, look who decided to show up.

Oh, great. Thank you.

I wasn't sure if you knew we were coming.

You're a little late, and you're
still wearing that hideous suit.

Take your pants off right over
there, please, and, um, strike a pose.

Uh, no.

It's so difficult to find
nude models these days.

Sit down.

Uh... Vasparilla?

We're all right, thank you.

Just take your robe and
pretend you're thinking.

I expect this is going to take a few hours.

Yeah, um, we had an anonymous caller say

that you might have
some important information.

Yeah, information that can
help us enter a case quickly.

Information?

Yes.

About Acme?

Acme?

Uh, yes.

Acme.

Acme?

Acme?

After all this, they call me staffy?

The world is staffy!

Acme, ac-you!

You'll never get it out of me!

I'll tell you everything.

Your face is covered in Acme!

Whatever you need to know
about Acme is inside the box!

Mr. Duck! Mr. Duck!

He really shouldn't be here.

I agree, Doctor.

Let's tear this facility to the ground!

Hello?

I'm here for the, uh,
pants-less modeling gig.

Look, I'm a horse!

I'm a horse!

Boy!

Boy!

What are you doing?

I'm on it!

The water's freezing!

Well, we drove 'em crazy,
and we got a can of paint.

Well, it could be important.

Clearly he's been holding onto this
for a while, so... Wait.

That's all, folks.

Are we the folks?

Do you think we're gonna get kidnapped?

Held for ransom?

I feel so alive.

So what do you think it is?

Thanks.

That looks unspeakably dangerous.

And yet he walked in anyway.

Wait, what are you doing?

I'm following Wiley.

I just look like a
loser if I stay out here.

Coming into the tunnel.

Hello?

I bet they don't tell you
to walk down mysterious

tunnels in your fancy
classes at Oxford.

I bet they discourage you, actually.

Actually, I thought about
majoring in mysterious tunnels.

No, you didn't.

Yeah, I did.

What do we got here?

Hey, I found a message.

What does it say?

It says, "Daffy, I'm not
sure how long I have.

I hope this message gets to you.

You must have gone
awry with Project Sisyphus.

Sisyphus.

What is Project Sisyphus?

Acme is watching my every move,
and I have a feeling I'm in grave danger.

If you see this message, please send help.

Dr. Laurie.

Kevin!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Oh.

Did I not say "unspeakably dangerous"?

Didn't I say those exact words?

No.

I did.

Okay, what could this mean?

Project Sisyphus.

I don't know.

I don't know.

All right.

What?

Oh.

What just happened?

What?

Boss, I think they're on to us.

Okay, so Sisyphus is from Greek
mythology, and he was punished by the gods

and made to roll a
boulder up a hill every day,

but it would just roll right
back down for eternity.

Huh.

And it was also at Daphne was pain-taped.

So what?

That's not evidence.

None of this is going
to help us win a trial.

All right, this is... it's all
just a waste of our time.

We have a client who, no
offense, can't read a warning label.

We have piles and piles of
stuff that he himself broke.

We have nothing, Paige.

You've been settling acme cases for years,

and you have never stopped
to think and see a pattern.

A pattern?

Yes.

My clients go boom, and
two seconds later, they're fine.

Nobody cares.

So that makes it okay?

Boom, $100, that's fair?

This case can make it, right?

This is your opportunity to really
show people what you're capable of.

Yeah, but that only works if I don't lose.

And why do you assume you're gonna lose?

Are you kidding?

It is really super easy to lose.

It was better you learn that now.

You know, everyone thought
I was crazy for coming here,

but I didn't want to just go to some big
law firm and help the rich guys get richer.

I thought... I thought you
were actually still a real lawyer.

Yeah, me too.

So, uh, what is it about the Roadrunner?

There are no words.

I envy you, really.

It must be nice to have such a clear goal.

I mean, I used to have that, I think.

I was hungry and I was chasing,

but I didn't like the pressure
of having to always win.

I got burnt out on trying.

Anyway, you're a really good listener.

What are you doing?

Stop!

My lane!

Stop! Stop!

There's a trap!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

We were having a heart-to-heart!

Wait, Wiley!

You can't make that jump!

Wiley!

Wiley!

You made it.

Well, you go a long way to make a point.

Hey, Wiley.

Thanks.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Are you sitting down?

Uh, yes.

Well, Sal's not.

Is that going to be a problem?

Wiley is conning us.

The only reason he's
doing this case is to

catch and kill the
Roadrunner during the trial.

That's not good.

It's all just part of a plot.

He's using us to put the
bird on the witness stand.

If the Roadrunner shows
up to court, it'll be chaos.

I'll look like a fool.

If the firm will fold, we'll
be mattress salesmen.

That's kind of demeaning
to mattress salesmen.

Fine.

We'll be garbage men.

Kevin.

Okay, garbage people.

My dad's garbage people.

Okay, I'm just really nervous about
letting Wiley back into this courtroom.

Without Wiley, there's no trial.

With no trial, there's no firm.

And without the firm,
we're going to be broke.

I hate to suggest lying to
a dog, but you're going to

have to convince him that
the Roadrunner will be there.

Paige, I was wrong.

See what you can find
out about Project Sisyphus.

And how it's connected to Acme.

Great. I'm already on it.

Okay.

I'm not sure I understand.

What was it all for?

They weren't inventing
products for cartoons.

They were using
cartoons to invent products.

Dr. Lorry told them this was wrong and
that their tests were harmful to cartoons.

He pleaded with them to put an end to it.

But instead,

they put an end to him.

Everyone who worked on
Project Sisyphus' either mission

were forced to work
for ACME or quacked.

And when did the program end?

Don't you see?

It never ended.

It evolved.

Instead of testing
dangerous products in the

lab, they let them
out into the real world.

Yes.

Wily's rocket skates, they
were designed to backfire.

Now you're getting it.

The more something breaks,
the more a cartoon gets hurt,

the more data to make better
ACME products for humans.

Exactly, exactly.

Wily, you're what they call
a, uh, a high usage user.

They let you boom and splat and bang for
years and years, knowing full well the toll.

Would you testify to this in court?

The world needs to hear this.

No, no, no.

You need someone on
the inside to spill the beans.

Get the head of PR at ACME to testify.

He's a master of spin.

His name is... Uh-oh.

That's my cue.

I think they got him.

Uh, they didn't.

Hey, uh, if anyone
asks, tell 'em your

informant was a little
hunter with a funny hat.

We're all counting on you.

Bye.

Yeah, that's great.

No one's gonna get through that door.

Any added security is great.

Will you tell us your role
at ACME for the record?

Easy, easy.

Um... Okay, great.

He says anything wrong,
we get him out of here.

Done.

And, uh, what does your role
as PR representative entail?

Well, what is easy?

ACME.

So you have authority to speak for ACME.

What can you tell us
about Project Sisyphus?

Mr. Devil, what is Project Sisyphus?

May I remind you, you are under oath.

Objection?

Uh... Counselors,
approach the bench.

This case is turning my
courtroom into a circus.

They just ejected my witness.

We don't know that.

I... Good degree, Moyer.

I'd like to file a motion to exclude all
evidence submitted by the prosecution.

Save the original pair of rocket skates.

All else is overreaching.

Motion granted.

Are you kidding?

Thank you, Your Honor.

Now, in response, I'd like to file a motion
for dismissal due to lack of evidence.

Motion granted.

I'm tired of all this bunk.

You're not allowed to say that.

That's the beauty of being a judge.

I can say whatever I want.

Mistrial, there.

I said it.

Case dismissed.

Case dismissed.

I have a comment.

What happened in there was a miscarriage
of justice, but it was not a surprise.

The Acme Corporation has
knowingly been putting dangerous

products into the hands
of cartoons for decades.

Acme has gone to great
lengths to cover up an

insidious plot that they
call Project Sisyphus.

They have threatened the
safety of myself and my clients.

Look, bombs, boulders,
pianos, they will stop at nothing.

But myself and my
associates, we will keep fighting.

I mean, these... these companies
think they can do whatever they want

and get away with all
of it, because they do.

We're sick of it, and it stops now.

So we're getting ready to
launch a... a... a...

Excuse me.

Uh, moment.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Wiley!

More chaos in court today after
the Acme trial was dismissed

by the very fair and
honorable Judge Tropo Grosso.

The plaintiffs made their objections
known by wrestling a 6-foot cartoon rocket.

It's all good.

Nothing to see here.

Is that your car?

Hey, Paige.

Have you seen?

What?

Your speech.

It's the number-one trending
news item in the country right now.

It... it's everywhere.

What?

They... they like my speech?

Well, and the car exploding,
I... I think is a part of it.

Mr. Avery.

Mr. Avery.

Mr. Avery.

Mr. Avery.

I gotta go.

Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery.

Any comment on Congress
agreeing to hear your case?

Uh, uh, Congress?

Thoughts on Foghorn
Leghorn agreeing to testify.

No, did you say Congress?

They're putting acne under the microscope.

You're going to D.C.

We're going to D.C.?

We're going to D.C.

Uh, okay, well, uh, no... no comment.

Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery.

Mr. Avery.

Wait.

Where are you going?

What?

Wiley, no, you can't go.

I need you in D.C.

I mean, this is the big showdown.

If you're gonna show
up, there's no hearing.

This whole thing will
have been for nothing.

Uh, the Roadrunner will be there.

Yeah, of course.

He'll be there.

Yeah, he's coming.

I... I... I promise.

So come on.

What do you say?

I mean, the whole world will be watching.

And he'll be there.

All right, Finn, come on.

Let's go.

Whoa!

Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery.

How's the water?

What initially seemed to be a
case of routine product malfunction

has turned into a David versus
Goliath tale as old as time.

Would like to wish our furry
little friend good luck in D.C.

We're rooting for you, Wiley.

And we always were from day one.

When a company is this successful, there's
always someone looking to tear it down.

But our hands are clean.

Flight attendants, prepare for landing.

Sorry about that initial wrong
turn around of Albuquerque, folks.

This is it.

No more warnings.

I don't care if you kidnap him, run him
out of town, or throw him down a hole.

Wiley Coyote will not be
at the hearing tomorrow.

Are we clear?

Yes, boss. We'll clear.

Please be quiet.

Wiley, please be quiet.

Look, I promise you, what I have to do is
more important than what you have to do.

There's been a change of plans.

The... He... He couldn't make it, right?

Okay, fine.

You think I would drag
the Road Runner out here

so you could destroy me
in front of the entire world?

Yeah, I know you
just wanted him in that

courtroom so you could
catch him and eat him.

So why would I help you do that?

Okay, yeah, I lied. I lied.

I needed you to stay with this case.

But you know what? You lied to me.

Huh? You misled me.

You made me think that this
case was about something.

And... And it is!

You know, this is way
bigger than the Road Runner.

You're not even processed
what the rabbit said.

You're a high-usage user.

I mean, look at all this stuff.

You're addictive.

Every explosion, every time you fell to
the bottom of a canyon, Acme wanted that.

You know, I changed around my
whole life for you, my entire routine.

Probably all gonna blow up in my
face because you wanted a drumstick.

Oh, myself?

You have only cared about
your plan this entire time.

Oh, the Road Runner, the Road Runner.

I'm so sick of this Road Runner.

You're never gonna catch him!

Okay?

You just... You... You really aren't.

Just stop trying.

Yeah?

Hey, Kev. Look, I didn't
want to have to tell you this

right before the hearing, but, um...
we've spent every last cent on this trial.

We're out of money.

So, what does that mean?

It means unless there's
some kind of miracle,

there's not gonna be
a firm to come back to.

I made you guys appointments
to donate plasma next week.

I can't go.

I don't want to put this
kind of pressure on you.

We just thought you should know.

Okay.

Damn it.

You missed!

Wiley!

Wiley!

Oh, boy.

Wiley!

Grab my hand!

I'm trying to save you!

Over here!

Uh-oh.

Look, Wiley, I'm sorry!

I made a mistake!

Hey, wait! Wait, Wiley!

Oh, no. Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

Uh, what is the holdup?

He's in the bathroom.

Looks like you had a rough night, huh?

Oh, thanks for your believable concern.

Come on.
Do you really want to go out there?

I mean, with those cameras?

No pressure?

What is this?

It's everything you ever wanted.

Freedom from responsibility.

That's no strings attached.

That is under the table. That's for you.

All you got to do is walk
out this door right now.

I mean, come on.

You really want to just keep doing
the same thing over and over again?

Try, fail, try, fail,
expecting a different result?

I just realized that, uh, yeah, I do.

You get the gist.

Oh, my God. You look like a stuntman.

Is Wiley here? He's not with you?

I haven't seen him since
we were going 80 miles

an hour on the highway
strapped to a refrigerator.

What the hell? I thought you guys
were in the hotel room next to me.

You feel so left out.

I really screwed up.

He knows the roadrunner's not coming.

He knows I lied.

Oh, I'm a jerk.

I should have been honest with him.

It just seemed easier.

Mr. Avewey, thank you for joining us today.

We are here to determine whether or
not Acme products are a danger to society.

Where is your client?

I'm, uh, not entirely sure, to be honest.

Senator Food, the fact that
Mr. Coyote hasn't deemed it necessary

to grace us with his
presence at the scheduled time

should tell you all you need
to know about his character.

Hmm. I think this does tell us a lot.

Look, my client has a
long history with Acme.

He's been using their products...
sorry, products... for decades.

Why is that, if they're so... dangerous?

Well, he doesn't have a choice, really.

Acme has a monopoly over all the
tools required for Mr. Coyote's work.

His work? I have here that he's
unemployed and living in a cave.

It's true.

It's true. It's a fact.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Pursuant to Sylvester V.

Gonzalez, "Chased by Predator"
is a legal occupation under the law.

He may not get a salary, but he works.

In fact, he's one of the most
hard-working people I've ever met.

And he's brave.

He will walk out onto the tiniest
rope over the largest canyon.

He'll straddle a rocket that he's glued
handlebars to without batting an eye.

I mean... oh, uh...
Sorry.

Uh... Look, when Mr. Coyote
first walked into my office,

I was the laziest person
you could ever imagine.

I didn't want to work.

I didn't want to try anything.

'Cause deep down, I didn't want to fail.

But he's not afraid of that.

No matter what happens,
he picks himself up,

he tries again and again
and again and again.

He would never think of quitting.

He wakes up every morning
with purpose and with hope.

And I think everyone
should be inspired by that.

I know I am.

You don't need signs anymore.

Thank you for coming back.

Mr. Waghorn, thank you for taking
the time from your busy schedule.

Now we've requested that Mr. Averwey
ask you a few questions today.

I've been studying this guy in interviews.

He's a blowhard with a huge ego.

Here I am, son.

All right. I can work with that.

Mr. Leghorn, are you aware of the
ACME program known as Project Sisyphus?

I am familiar with the name.

Okay. And how would you explain the type
of program that it is to this committee?

Why, it's one of research and development.

Great. So you're constantly innovating your
cartoon product line to make it better?

Yes, son.

Okay. That makes sense.

But if you're studying
these products so closely,

why are they
malfunctioning so frequently?

That sounds like something
you might tinker with.

Well, son, business is complex.

Okay. Now does any of the
information that you get from

Project Sisyphus go into
developing the human line?

Sure.

Sure? Okay. So you admit it. He just admitted
it. Did you hear that? He admitted it.

You're intentionally giving
dangerous products to cartoons,

willfully causing pain to
millions in this process?

Do you think progress isn't worth
a little pain, a little discomfort?

It is, son. It always has been.

And besides, nothing
we've done today or any

other day is illegal. Isn't
that right, Mr. Crane?

Absolutely. Absolutely.

The law is completely
on our side here, and so

is the popular opinion
of the Sonoma Jordan.

Thank you, Mr. Crane.

Mr. Leckhorn.

And another thing. Take a seat, son.

I'm asking the questions here.

Take a seat, son.

There's nothing cuter
than this, prosecutor.

I am reminded of my days
as a little rooster on the

poultry farm, where I
learned a valuable lesson.

Cartoons are resilient.

Hit us with a ballot.
Throw us off a cliff. We can take it.

Speaking as a cartoon, I think it can
even be a little bit funny. Am I right?

So what's a little pain
for the greater good?

Pain is a part of life, and it's valuable.

You like that comfortable rubber in
those shoes there, don't you, son?

Well, that's Goody Pree.
We developed it by bouncing

it one million times off
the face of a cartoon.

Those tornado pills became jet propellers.

That high-speed tonic got us to the moon.

So yes, yes, our cartoon
products sometimes do explode.

Sometimes they do backfire.

Sometimes they push the
boundaries of gravity and science.

But do you all want to live in a
world without noon? Without progress?

Now, what is it you always say, Mr. Crane?

You can't make an omelet
without breaking a few eggs.

Well, that's right.

And in this case, if that egg
is some lowlife, cave-dwelling

desert dog with no
connections, no family, no

friends, I'm sorry, but
so be it. No harm, no foul.

That is not an accurate
depiction of my client.

Well, I was under the
impression that no one

would speak on his
behalf apart from his lawyer.

Is there anyone in the whole wide world who
cares what happens to the coyote at all?

Are you familiar with a Mr. Wily coyote?

Beep, beep.

Have you witnessed
Mr. Coyote using any acne

products while in your
presence in the desert?

Beep, beep.

Have those products always failed?

Beep, beep.

Mr. Runner, have you been a witness
to Mr. Coyote's pain and suffering?

Beep, beep.

Yeah, me too.

Would you call him a friend?

Beep, beep.

Well, thank you, Mr. Runner.

Thank you for coming here today.

Did you have something
additional you'd like to say?

Beep, beep.

All right, the floor is
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