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fucking 95 degrees out here ah boohoo
this fucking guy's whining can we just

walk inside the mall and look for girls
today please can we fit the man

in the mall can we just drive around in
the mall yeah let's go drive around in

the parking lot bro what are we doing
what are you doing

Oh shit, there's a truck, bro. What are
you doing?

I think it's gonna rain.

Goddamn, come on, man.

Yo, listen, if we don't find anything
soon, let's just go, let's go eat. Oh,

we're in the ghetto, bro.

Yo, we're in the fucking, we're in the
projects, bro. We're gonna get jumped.

i ain't trying to get shot i don't know
which which which project are we in

which is is this spanish projects or is
this yeah for sure this is spanish

projects the spanish products oh man we
let's get out of here bro them

spanish people nah we're good man
because i'd be claiming you know that

type of it's all about that

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Is this a one-way
or is this a one-way?

No, it's not.

Bro, you gotta go the other way.

Oh shit, it is a one-way.

You gotta go the other way, bro. Make a
left, make a left, make a left. Quick,

quick, quick. My bad, my bad, my bad.

Make a left, bro.

Fuck, what are you...

Man, this is girl like yeah for sure
this girl is Here pull up to her

butcher Hey, hurry up get in get in I'll
help you escape

No Yeah Yo, they're gonna catch you. We
got it. You just escaped

from jail, right?

Is it that's not the jail Are you sure
I'll help you escape

i don't know you but i'll help you i'm
good you ain't gonna get away walking

like that what did you what were you in
for visiting her boyfriend in jail oh

your boyfriend that's what it was what's
he in for girlfriend

was it a women's jail yeah are you a
lesbian yeah that's it i'm just

kidding that's not a jail i don't know
what that is but that's not a jail

Can we look can we stop and talk to you
for a second? Do you got like five

minutes of your time? I mean, look, I
know you're okay, but like I

Do got water Whoo. Look how cold this
shit is

This shit is cold Look, this shit is
really cold

And a hundred bucks look water and $100

Just just to talk to you five minutes of
your time.

I Have a tube channel and this is what
we do. We just walk around we just like

drive around Yeah,

yeah, we're just sorry we just go around
and talk shit Yeah

ice

for blood you got prison blood

I mean, do you want to, like, do you
want to, like, we could reverse back

here in the shade so you're, like,
standing in the shade?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, that'd be better
because I know it's really hot out. Are

you from Florida?

No, I'm visiting.

You are?

Yeah. Oh, man.

Is it, what, is it cold anywhere in the
States right now?

Probably. It's hot everywhere?

Uh, just wondering if you're, like,
maybe escaping from, because it's, like,

hot here, so, like.

people only come here when it's like
cold where they live no i'm from vegas

you're from vegas yeah sin city what
stays in what happens in vegas stays in

vegas you're right what's the what's the
what's the it's okay i interview you're

okay with that what's the worst you've
done in vegas i don't know did you ever

go like on a gambling binge and like
lose all your money

dollars really yeah i'm so sorry like my
savings really what was your what was

your gambling uh what did you like to
gamble on craps craps yeah damn yeah

snake eyes shake them up shake them up
blow on them blow on them

really so you lost all that yeah i lost
all of it so do you stop in for a

hundred dollars do you do you gamble now
i don't not after that Well, you sort of

do because you're talking to me, a total
stranger on the street. That's sort of

like a gamble. I guess.

Well, listen, I got this huge money
opportunity.

No, I'm just kidding.

It's like, you know, never mind.

Okay, well, that's cool.

That's cool. How old are you?

I'm 23.

23. How's the water?

Great. Good, good, good, good. We just
found it down the street.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm
just kidding. I'm just joking. I'm just

joking. No, no, no. That's good. We got
to stay hydrated in Florida. Yeah. So

Vegas, who are you here with? Because
right now you're by yourself.

I'm visiting family.

We do have a casino here. You're not
here to see our casino, are you? I'm

not. I didn't even know there was one.
Yeah, we have a casino here.

Yep. Yeah, it's shaped like a musical
instrument.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, you should look it up.

I will.

Do they have craps?

They got craps.

I think they have electronic craps
though.

Yeah.

What do you do for a living?

You don't work at a casino, do you?

No, I work at the mall.

The mall?

Yeah. Ain't you too old to be working at
the mall?

I'm a manager.

That doesn't make you better.

I wanted to be better.

Oh, I'm just kidding. I mean, hey, job's
a job. Good for you. Yeah. So you manage

a bunch of fucking...

18, 19-year-olds, huh? Yeah, exactly.

Oh, okay.

Like clothing? What do you do? Clothing,
shoes, food? Yeah, we're in a clothing

store. Clothing?

Cool.

Cool. Are you wearing your product now?
No.

This is my sister's stuff.

Your sister's stuff?

Yeah. Is she out here? Is that who
you're visiting?

Yeah, she's out here.

Oh, wow. So you got roots here in
Florida.

Mm-hmm. Are you late for something?

Yeah. Is someone going to come pick you
up?

Can I give you another hundred bucks to
have you stop looking? It's kind of

rude.

Like I'm trying to talk to you and like
a hundred bucks.

I just think it would go over there. I
need to go. It's just that you, okay,

fine. You pull a hard bargain, but I
will give you $200.

This has got to be like two weeks of pay
for you.

I'm just joking.

I don't know what you make.

I hope you make more than $200 every two
weeks.

That's rough.

they're just they're waiting for me so i
need to get i can't god 300 bucks

just five more minutes who's paying for
everything here

you said you said you're with your
family is it like parents or is it um i

mean you got a boyfriend family are you
with a boyfriend here yeah i do you're

with your boyfriend here yeah oh why
would you bring sand to the beach

I don't make no sense.

I love my boyfriend. He's the one I was
here for.

Oh, okay. So you're like happily
together?

Yeah. Oh, okay.

Well, that sucks.

I mean, no, that's good. That's great.
You know, good relationships are hard to

find. You know, it's good that you found
a good one. You know, definitely.

Definitely. He's a keeper?

Definitely a keeper.

Really? Yes.

All right. Well, looks like we should be
heading.

Okay,

we'll let you go. I don't want to keep
you too much longer.

It was nice meeting you. Did I even get
your name? You did. I'm so sorry. That's

so stupid.

What's your name?

My name is D.

D? Yeah.

D for what? Like dick?

D for dick?

No. No? D for Debra?

D for D. D for Denise?

D for D.

d for d for d for d for d d for d d for
d

all right look all right look look i'll
let you go i'll let you go i'll let you

go but look um how much do you have in
your hand

like

four or five hundred go put your phone
away so you don't sorry you're gonna

drop things

What was that? 400?

500? What did I give you? 400?

You should put that away before it flies
away. You shouldn't be splashing that

kind of money out here.

So you got 400 bucks.

You can leave with your 400 or I could
double it to 800 if you're willing to do

something for us.

What are you asking me to do?

I'd be willing to give you 800 total
if...

You threw that water bottle on your
chest.

No. Why not?

It's hot.

No, not that hot. Look, I didn't want to
point out, but you do know you're not

wearing a bra, right?

Yes. Okay, well, you obviously have both
nipples pierced.

Uh-huh.

So, I mean, you obviously are like, I
wouldn't say you're trying to show

people, but I would say like.

I'm definitely not trying.

Just pretend you're drinking it and you
have a hole in your lip. No.

Just be like... Like, drink it like
that.

Drink it like the way Jade talks.

Oh, it's a mumbling friend over here. He
mumbles. We call him Mumbles.

Mumbles. No, I'm good.

Yeah, he just talks like that.

So drink water like that.

I'll give you $800. You won't do it.
Well, it's $400 more.

Okay, I get it. All right. I'll give you
800 more if you do it. So you're walking

away with 1,200.

Sure.

She's going to do it. No, look. Come
here. Seriously. Seriously. Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here.

Let's talk about it. Let's waste the
pros and cons, okay? I get what you're

saying, right? So the pros are what?
1,200 is a lot of fucking money.

What is that? Like a month's pay for
you?

I'm just joking. You said yes.

is that really a month's pay that sucks
if that is that's that's a rough life

that's a rough life and you're a gambler
jesus man you that yeah yeah that's not

good you're trying to get sorry okay so
1200 it's a lot of money right so that's

a that's i can help with whatever you're
spending out here right can help um and

what's the cons nope can't think of any
cons the cons are i just did that in

front of three random people that i
don't know

but but you have your shirt on i'm not
asking you to take your shirt off i mean

it's not illegal i mean i'm not gonna
it's you know you could have took a

drink and then it fell and it was an
accident no then i have to walk home

with a wet shirt too so i don't think so
good point but i think out here in

florida probably dry quick

You probably can't even see nothing and
we're all over here making a big deal

and you're passing up 1200 bucks And
we're probably not even gonna see

nothing that who knows for all I know
that's waterproof That's probably

waterproof material Okay,

I mean 1200 total you can walk with your
measly

little $400 400 bucks

You can spend that in dinner tonight.
I'll lift my shirt. I won't wet my

shirt. You'll what? I'll lift my shirt.

I won't wet my shirt.

Wow, you turned into a real shitty
girlfriend real quick.

Jesus Christ, you just said... So you
won't wet it, but you'll happily show us

your tits?

I'll flash you.

You're willing to flash. I mean I was
trying to be like more polite about it,

but you're like you're trying to be like
vulgar No, no, no. Look look come here.

Come here. Let's talk If you're really
willing to do that then fuck it. I mean

I'm game. I'll pay the 12. I'm gonna
fuck 800 actually more

Oh,

okay

No, I get it. I mean you can get in the
van open the door I can you can get in

the van if you want I mean, it's nice
and you got the AC going Well, where

else do you expect to do it? You want to
do it at the jail?

In the jail Yeah,

look there's nothing in

here this is our office this is what we
use to just have some fun nothing

nothing crazy

Yeah, we go around. How else are we
going to reach people on the street?

What, do you expect us to get in a car?

It's crazy.

We need the space.

Removing operation.

Whatever you say, mumbling.

Sure. You're good?

Yes. All right, hop in.

Close that door.

Hey, you can sit up there. Go ahead.

Uh, do you mind one thing, though?

We're gonna drive in circles because the
AC starts to get warm if we don't drive.

I'm sorry, I should have pre-warned you,
but I mean, I'm not gonna, like... We're

not gonna drive out of your
neighborhood.

Like, you'll see. You'll literally see.
We're just gonna drive in circles.

Okay. You don't mind, right?

Yeah, that's fine.

Okay, okay.

So... You wanna... You know, maybe put
your purse out the way, or...

maybe sit in the middle good posture sit
up straight i mean do you want a flash

or yeah sure where's where's the money
you're talking about the money

we are eight you

count it i think i got one hand since
the inflation

Here, there's six.

200 more is coming.

There you go.

You should put it in your purse.

Yeah, just put it in your purse.

Yeah.

So, yeah, just, yeah, yeah.

Pull it down.

There they are. I was right.

I was right.

Damn, all you 10 bucks.

I mean, you barely...

I didn't really. You saw them. Come on,
that's not really fair.

I'd rather just put them away.

I'll give you a hundred. Just take them
down.

Let's chat with your titties out.

Take your arms out. Take your arms out
and like pull that down. Yeah, there you

go. There you go.

Nice and cool.

Good.

This is all? this is all you wanted
we're just seeing titties now let us

enjoy the titties now look i feel like

what was what what have you when you do
date your boyfriends and stuff what are

they mostly into i feel like your best
asset is probably your

ass do you have

a do you have a booty

I think I have one. I think my boyfriend
thinks I have one.

Well, you, uh, oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, we're experts at that.

You're experts at what?

Checking out booties.

Would you be willing to just turn around
and bend over?

I mean, I'll keep adding to that.

A hundred bucks, you just turn around
and bend over.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just turn around and
bend over. Just want to see what it

looks like.

No, Mike, you can come down here. Bring
your knees down there. There you go.

Ah, okay. Well, that does look... That
does look like a...

Yeah, put your elbows down.

There you go.

Would you say you have a nice arch?

Show you guys. Oh, I'm just saying I
Mean that's I mean you're you aren't

bending over for us. I mean You've
already crossed the line like Being a

shitty girlfriend But look what he
doesn't know won't hurt him. So don't

worry. We don't know your boyfriend
actually psych This is all set up your

boyfriend called us

So yeah, he officially wanted me to tell
you that you guys are officially broken

up. And he said he couldn't believe that
you went through with this.

Yeah.

He's on the phone. You want to talk to
him?

So how much to see the booty?

Pretty much. Let's get to the point.

To see it? Yep. Like pull the pants down
and see it.

You need a reveal.

I mean, I'm assuming you're wearing
panties. I am.

So that's all good.

You can keep them on.

How much are you... I don't know.

$300 to pull your pants down.

Just to see it.

Yep. I mean, you're raking in some
pretty good dough right now. You're like

at $1,200, $1,300, $1,600.

With inflation, I mean, it's kind of a
lot.

Shit.

Yeah,

just stay there stay there just just I

Mean it's big.

We're just enjoying it. Just please let
us enjoy whoa What do you say yeah,

what do you think about it?

Yeah,

like point it this way a little bit just
go straight on the yeah straight on

there you go just put your elbows down
Let me see yeah

Your your booty is eating your

underwear

Oh, shit. What are you doing? You
spilled your water.

I thought I was trying to rinse
something off. Like, it's like this

little something, like, right?

Oh, my God!

Well, your butt look hot.

Like, warm.

Like, it's in heat. Like, it look
like... I'm just trying to, like, cool

it. Just cool it down.

That's all.

Oh, you know what? I can totally see
your underwear better now. Now that it's

dark. You know what? Can you bend it
back over?

Bend it back over.

There you go right down the middle Yeah,

our set out that looks great I got it,
what would you say

your asses? You know your your underwear
is like gone it disappeared in between

your vagina It's like gone. Like do you
just does that like does that just rub

your clit like all day? No

Why do you keep, like, stay there?

Give us our $300 worth.

Let us enjoy the view. You already got
it and uncluttered.

Don't apply the freeze.

I'll give you another hundred for the
water.

No, this is another hundred.

You can't say that it doesn't even feel
good the slightest.

Tell me it feels good a little bit, does
it? We're soaking wet clothes now.

That's okay.

I mean... We'll find a dryer.

You'll find a dryer.

Yeah, we can hang yours Don't act like
you care now

I care that my clothes are wet Can we
can you just

keep bending over do you mind if we um
Do you mind

if we um, I Mean

It looks like your pussy's in pain. Can
we pull your underwear out?

Sure. Like, I'm worried about it. Yeah.

I'm worried about your vagina. Like, it
looks like it hurts.

Look at how it just comes out of there.
Like, bloop, bloop, bloop.

So bad. I just ate it up.

Just need to spread it, like, a little.

Wow. Yeah.

That's all.

I know that goes so much better.

Just cool down from like sitting up in
there.

I kind of think you should take the
pants off, to be honest. Yeah, I kind

of. Because they're all wet. We've got
to figure out how to dry them. That was

a really good plan from you guys.

Let me give you a hand right here. Yeah,
he'll help you. You don't need to.

Look,

she likes wearing different color socks.

I don't want all this to get wet.

You know how it is when stuff gets wet.

Just hugging on that.

Now that's like...

So much better.

Yeah, breathe your knees out.

There you go. Yeah, arch that back.

Stick it out.

This just went right back in.

Yeah. Yeah, pour some more water.

Let's pour a little more. Pour a little
more water on there.

Is that water?

I don't think that was water. Oh, shit.
That's a lube. Oh, is that a lube? You

just put lube? You just have lube. Wipe
that off with your hand. Wipe that off.

Yeah, wipe that lube off. You can't just
put lube on her.

Oh, man. It's like, I mean, I think it's
everywhere now. It's a little, it's kind

of. You just have lube in your van?

I mean, somebody left it here. I don't
know who left it. Yeah, you never know

what happens, you know.

I mean, you should keep wiping the lube.
Yeah, yeah. Wipe it off her vagina.

You can't say all that about it.

Yeah, I'll show back.

What are you doing?

I mean, I thought you wanted me to put
it in. Like, you want me to stop?

Oh, no.

No, don't stop?

No, please don't.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

It's fucking stupid.

Stay there. He'll be right back

Mm.

Oh my God, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Faster. Oh my god.

Just like that.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Fuck that shit.

Oh shit. Oh my God.

Shit!

Shit!

Okay.

Oh.

Yes, when I take it just like that.

Bang bros.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh, fuck, fuck.

Wow Wow wow wow So

is she like eating that like it's
lunchtime

um well that that uh i

can't believe that worked i can't
believe it either i can't believe it

worked you you're not a very good
girlfriend i gotta tell you i think

you're either you don't have a boyfriend
for real or you kind of lied about him

being the one

I think I have to go home and talk to my
boyfriend.

I think you guys need to have a long
talk.

There's your wet clothes. Thanks.

What?

That was a... Why are you still hard
over there?

You can put his on if you want.

I'm okay. I think I want my clothes.

I don't think all that ass will fit in
my jeans.

Where the fuck are we?

I gotta use the bathroom.

You gotta pull over.

You think they'll mind if I take a shit
right there on the sidewalk?

Not out here?

No, but actually, I really gotta make it
to the, uh... You know, we gotta... Just

pull over.

Can you hurry up and oh my god, I think
I'm gonna think I'm gonna go on my

pants.

Oh I'm gonna go poo poo in my pants.

You gotta go poo poo in my pants.

Oh Yeah,

look You

got your pants

on yet Wow, what are those like leggings

And they're wet You

got

him on oh Yeah, I'm just gonna I'm gonna
have you get out real quick right here

Just I live right there, but like I'm
not I'm not allowed to bring any girls

to my house So I'm just gonna go like
bathroom real quick and then I'll you

know, I'll get you and then we'll take
you back home Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna take

you back. Yeah. Yeah, just need you to
wait right here My house is two houses

down and I can't really bring any
females there Like my girl cut my dick

off Just like wait right here in the
shade don't go anywhere

Yeah, of course I would never you don't
you don't even know where we're at Here

shut the door Listen, but I gotta tell
you look don't go anywhere.

Okay, stay right here. This isn't like a
really bad neighborhood Come come right

here. Wait, what is that? You're gonna
You're gonna come back. No, no, look

your zipper Zipper yeah. Yeah

now look stand right here. Hey, I gotta
see something

Wait, yeah, that is that's yeah come on
your chest.

Yeah Yeah, you should wipe that up cuz
you don't want to get well you don't

want to get into the the The rideshare
car that you're gonna have the car to

get back home. You're not gonna want to
what do you mean?

Well, I'm not taking you back

Bang bro.