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[phones ringing]
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[Mare tapping key, sighs]
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Ned: Anything?
Maybe my Internet's jammed.
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- It's not jammed. Nothing yet.
- [groans]
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We have to get out
the weekend edition.
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We do this every Friday.
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And right now,
we are waiting to hear
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who's going to be the new leader
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of the city's most powerful
union, the garbagemen.
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Garbage people.
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They're fine people.
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We find out who won,
we slap it in,
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and we can go start our weekend.
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Whatever plans we might have.
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God. Runoff!
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Runoff?
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No!
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[sputters]
What the hell?
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[Ned bangs table]
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Must have big plans.
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- Ned: No!
- Mare: Yeah. Big plans.
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{\an8}[The Scrantone's "Song From
The Ninth Floor" playing]
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Hey everyone.
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{\an8}I, uh, realize you all wanna get
the weekend started.
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{\an8}I know that I, for one,
am very eager to hit the road.
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{\an8}What road are you hitting?
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{\an8}I am hitting the road
to my doctor.
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He's a long way out of town,
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so I have to stay overnight
at the hospital.
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Oh, no. Are you okay?
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{\an8}No, I'm great.
It's just some tests
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{\an8}for a genetic predisposition
to some, uh,
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potentially complicated...
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- brain bleeds.
- [Nicole gasps]
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- Adelola: Oh...
- Oscar: Ned.
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- Oh, my God.
- You're dying.
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It's actually not a big deal.
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He told me that everyone has it.
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Wait, what?
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Ned:
I bring it up only because
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I need to ask
for a couple of volunteers
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to come in tomorrow,
just to very quickly
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put out the results
of the runoff. Anyone?
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That sounds like something
that Mare would do.
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- I know, but I can't.
- Yes.
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- I have a reunion.
- It's not reunion weekend.
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[sighs]
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- Army reunion, yeah.
- Yes.
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Every four years we do this.
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We head into the mountains
and just honor the fallen.
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- Like Memorial Day?
- Yes, but the weekend.
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Like Memorial Day Weekend.
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Um...
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It's just more specific
than that.
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Every four years?
Weird interval.
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Adam,
thank you for volunteering.
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Honestly, you really think
Adam can handle that?
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Uh-- You can help.
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All you need to do
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is drag this four-inch story
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and drop it
into this box, okay?
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Mare: I trust Adam and Adelola
to handle this.
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Right? I mean,
it's literally just dragging
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and dropping prewritten
articles into a--
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- What?
- Okay. Promise you won't be mad.
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So when you get the call
they'll say either Fiona Gabrini
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or Joe White won
the Sanitation Union Election.
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- Let's say Fiona Gabrini wins.
- Girl power, right?
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Mm-hm.
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Then you just drag this article
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that says "Gabrini wins"
into that box.
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- But if Joe White wins...
- White pow-- Never mind.
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...then you drag this article
into that box.
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- Got it, easy.
- All right, so just... So repeat what you've just been told.
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All right.
So if Farina Gaboinga wins,
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you drag this right to here.
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- [trash crumples]
- Mare: Uh-oh. Heh-heh.
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It looks like we just dragged
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the entire newspaper
into the trash.
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- You know, I think
maybe I need to stay. - No, no, no, no.
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Your doctor
will be so disappointed
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if you miss your appointment.
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- Wait, you know his doctor?
- Yes.
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She's got the same preexisting
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genetic condition
that I have, so...
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- Wow, are you guys related?
- Ned & Mare: No.
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I checked.
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So whatever we write here
just happens tomorrow?
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Adelola. You're in charge.
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Oh, I would
but my mom's visiting
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from Nigeria this weekend.
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She wants me to entertain her
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and listen to her stories
from home.
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If I'm here tomorrow,
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I'm not gonna be able
to do any of that.
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So... yes.
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- I will be here.
- Love it. Have a good weekend.
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- Thank you.
- I know what to do.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You heading out?
- Yeah. What's up?
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Nothing. I was uh-- I was
thinking we can go get a drink
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before you head to the mountain.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, it's been a while.
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? It's been awhile ?
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Staind.
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Um... I'm sorry.
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I'm going to visit my aunt
before I head up there.
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Okay. What about next week?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. - [Both laugh]
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- I'll check my schedule. Okay.
- Great.
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- Have fun with your aunt. Bye.
- Bye. Have fun.
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Mare seems super into this aunt.
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She did her hair and nails,
and she's wearing body butter.
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- [knocks]
- Yeah?
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Ken, don't forget
tomorrow morning.
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- 8:30 at Rolf Park, okay?
- Ken: Mm...
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I will be there with my balls.
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Soccer balls.
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Single entendre at work.
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Matteo, my son,
plays soccer every Saturday,
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but they never put him in.
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He is a soccer genius.
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But the problem is,
as always, the Americans,
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they hate a strong woman.
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Come on, guys! That way! Attack!
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- Get off the field.
- Yes!
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- Unbelievable.
- I know the rules.
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How can I get through
to the male head coach?
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For that you need a man,
and all I have is a Ken.
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[alarm chirps]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey.
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We're really doing this.
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Uh-huh.
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Starting tomorrow, no more work.
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No more camera crew.
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Just you and me.
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- Oh, hey.
You wanna hear a rumor? - Yeah.
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They're saying that
"Weekend Ned" is really fun.
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Wow...
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- You wanna see a preview?
- Please.
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Uh-oh. Where's the suede going?
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- Oh, it's just one shoulder.
- Just a little bit.
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- Whoo!
- Just a little bit of shoulder.
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- Mare: Dang!
- Ned: Wow.
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- This is really nice.
- Yeah, I know.
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And I didn't even use points.
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Or check to see how many
I was earning.
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Wow. Throwing caution
to the wind, I love it.
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Ken:
Let's go, let's go.
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Love that. Okay.
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This is fantastic.
This is more like it. Let's go!
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- Esmeralda.
- Yes?
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Who's that man you brought?
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I hope that's not
a private coach.
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You know the only adults allowed
are cohabitating guardians.
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Of course I know, Janine.
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That is Ken.
My live-in British lover.
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[chuckles]
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Me and Ezzie have been
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in a relationship
for quite some time now.
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- It's Esmeralda.
- Mm-hm.
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- Cutie.
- Yes.
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- Cutie.
- She hides me away.
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Enough. You touch me too much.
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- I told you to pretend.
- Okay.
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Maybe this one round here.
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- Where?
- In case they come back.
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- Okay.
- That's it. A little lower.
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Matteo: I'm not the only one
with a sad loser
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who hangs around with his mom.
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There's three or four others.
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We call them "slugs."
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At least Ken's British.
Some of them are worse.
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Like Allan only has Chris.
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Yeah, I raised him since
he was two, changed his diapers.
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Uh... He calls me Chris
instead of Dad.
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Hurts every time.
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Hey! All right, pal. I saw that.
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- Shut up, slug.
- Will do, pal.
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Clean your car.
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Pathetic.
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- Adam: Guys, can you... [sighs]
- [giggling]
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Maybe we can play
the clean-up game?
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Oh, dude, why is your
entire family here?
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- This is a place of work.
- Mrs. Olofin: Adelola.
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Adelola:
Uh...
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Hi, Mom.
What are you doing here?
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I want to see
where my daughter works.
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B-But remember, I told you
this place is a fortress,
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and you can't get in
without an official pass and--
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- H-How did you get in here?
- My friend, Nate.
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I got you, auntie.
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Somebody gotta do something
about these kids.
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Been cleaning up all day.
This is the weekend.
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- I asked for a quiet room.
I don't know... - Hell of a view.
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Ooh! There's trails?
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Ned: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can, like, walk around...
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- Mare: Go hiking.
- Ned: What did she say the thing was?
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Two, four...
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That's eight.
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God.
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Ow.
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- What is that?
- My God.
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- Did you order food?
- No.
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Hey. We didn't order any food.
This is Room 6.
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- Come back later.
- Thank you.
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- Come back-- Well-- Or not.
- [laughs]
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[Mare laughs]
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[camera whirring]
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Okay.
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- Shall we get the bags?
- No, no, no.
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- Forget the bags.
- [laughs]
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- It's nice, right?
- Crazy, nice.
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Yeah.
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[whirring]
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Hello, camera people.
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I've heard so much about this,
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your documentary you are making
about my beautiful daughter
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and her white underlings.
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God is good.
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- All the time.
- All the time.
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Adelola Olofin's office.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Finally!
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Jeremy Sukohovitz
won the runoff.
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- Wait. He doesn't exist.
- He does exist.
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He's a write-in candidate.
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Okay, but there's no box
for that.
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Whose is that?
You don't use one of those.
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I don't know. I just found it
next to the janitor's cart.
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[wheezing]
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Okay, deep breath. Right.
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Maybe I should just
drag Fiona in?
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I practiced that one the most.
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Oh! Okay, okay. We're just--
we're gonna put Joe in there.
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He's a guy. And we can just say
that we got it mixed up later.
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- Adam: Sure.
- Oh, God, we're screwed.
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- God, now you're the Adam.
- [toddler cooing]
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I'll make it smaller.
No one will notice.
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- Not too small, though. God.
- [error chiming] - Oh!
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[phone ringing]
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Ned: You know, I think
that's my phone. Sorry.
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Mare:
Oh... Come on. That's mine.
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- Just get it.
- I know, I know.
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Oh, it's Adam.
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- Ned: Hello?
- Only two options, you said.
248
00:10:21,896 --> 00:10:24,356
- Well, there's
a write-in candidate. - Adam, calm down.
249
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,900
- Jeremy Sukohovitz.
So now what? - Adam? Adam?
250
00:10:26,901 --> 00:10:28,694
- Is everything okay?
- Who is that?
251
00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:32,114
Oh! That was, uh, my doctor.
252
00:10:32,115 --> 00:10:34,992
Oh, God, Ned. I'm so sorry.
I forgot you're dying.
253
00:10:34,993 --> 00:10:37,661
I'll call you later, all right?
254
00:10:37,662 --> 00:10:39,830
It's like having kids,
255
00:10:39,831 --> 00:10:42,499
but they're old,
and I don't love them.
256
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:43,917
I feel like they need our help.
257
00:10:43,918 --> 00:10:45,979
- You know we have a hot tub?
- We do?
258
00:10:47,922 --> 00:10:49,882
I love we're doing this
while they're panicking
259
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,050
about a stupid
write-in candidate.
260
00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,635
I know.
261
00:10:53,636 --> 00:10:55,512
Working Saturday is so lame.
262
00:10:55,513 --> 00:10:56,763
Ned:
Seriously.
263
00:10:56,764 --> 00:10:58,307
[Ned sighs]
264
00:10:58,308 --> 00:11:00,517
It's weird that Fiona Gabrini
had the endorsement
265
00:11:00,518 --> 00:11:02,853
of the Uniformed Sanitation
Men's Association--
266
00:11:02,854 --> 00:11:04,605
- And still lost though, right?
- Yes, yes.
267
00:11:04,606 --> 00:11:07,357
Maybe Joe White split the vote
because he wanted workman's comp
268
00:11:07,358 --> 00:11:09,776
- to include lost wages.
- Oh, I bet that's it.
269
00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:11,445
- You're so smart.
- Mmm.
270
00:11:11,446 --> 00:11:14,031
We should probably
just work on this on Monday
271
00:11:14,032 --> 00:11:17,451
- when we get back, right?
- Mm-hm. Unless...
272
00:11:17,452 --> 00:11:19,536
SoWesley gets
to the story first
273
00:11:19,537 --> 00:11:20,954
and prints it before Monday.
274
00:11:20,955 --> 00:11:23,916
- You want me to call Adam?
- It could wait.
275
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,752
- It's my duty as editor.
- It can't hurt.
276
00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:28,503
- Yeah.
- Right?
277
00:11:28,504 --> 00:11:29,880
I'm gonna research Sukohovitz,
278
00:11:29,881 --> 00:11:31,465
and I'll get
a couple inches on him.
279
00:11:31,466 --> 00:11:34,343
All right, and I will talk
to a member and get a quote.
280
00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:36,136
Yeah, and then I get
a couple inches.
281
00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:39,890
Oh! I was gonna make "a couple
of inches" joke. Damn it.
282
00:11:39,891 --> 00:11:42,059
- Too late.
- You're right.
283
00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:43,894
- Okay.
- It's that robot.
284
00:11:43,895 --> 00:11:46,396
- Shoo! Go away.
- Do you have your laptop?
285
00:11:46,397 --> 00:11:47,790
Oh, yeah, of course.
286
00:11:51,361 --> 00:11:52,127
Matteo's interested.
287
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,612
Let's go!
Finish your dinner!
288
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:54,738
Finish your dinner!
289
00:11:54,739 --> 00:11:56,406
That's what I'm talking about!
290
00:11:56,407 --> 00:11:58,825
- That is what I'm talking about!
- Yes!
291
00:11:58,826 --> 00:12:00,452
- Yes!
- Not now, Ken.
292
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,037
- "Not now, Ken." Love that.
- No.
293
00:12:02,038 --> 00:12:04,623
- Not now, Ken.
- Oh, my God, I'm so proud.
294
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,541
- Oh, yes.
- Not ever, Ken.
295
00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:08,311
"Not ever, Ken." Love that.
296
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,673
Excuse me, Ref.
We have a serious issue.
297
00:12:12,674 --> 00:12:14,049
You need to stop the game.
298
00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:16,051
Oh, no, no, no.
This doesn't look good.
299
00:12:16,052 --> 00:12:17,594
- Squeeze my ass.
- What?
300
00:12:17,595 --> 00:12:19,680
Squeeze my ass. That's it.
301
00:12:19,681 --> 00:12:21,348
- [whistle blows]
- Okay, a bit more.
302
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,809
- Bit more. Hello, sir.
- There's been a report
303
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,310
- of false guardianship.
- No.
304
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,980
What? Who squealed?
Because they squealed wrong.
305
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,982
The jig is up, Esmeralda.
306
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,067
She's jealous
because her husband left her.
307
00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:34,945
And because me,
I have this piece of beef.
308
00:12:34,946 --> 00:12:36,363
All right, ladies. I suggest
309
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,240
you take it up
with the Commissioner.
310
00:12:38,241 --> 00:12:40,325
- He holds hearings at 4 p.m.
- At the courthouse?
311
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,702
- At the rec center.
- Yeah.
312
00:12:41,703 --> 00:12:42,828
I'll be there.
313
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,371
I'll see you in court.
314
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,498
It'll be like
a normal work Zoom.
315
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,699
- You good?
- Mm-hm.
316
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,459
- Adelola: Hello.
- Adam: What are you wearing?
317
00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:52,045
Uh... Inappropriate, Adam.
This is a work call.
318
00:12:52,046 --> 00:12:54,923
{\an8}Mare says she's joining us too.
319
00:12:54,924 --> 00:12:56,174
{\an8}Hey, everyone.
320
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,427
{\an8}Hey, Mare.
Are you in the mountains?
321
00:12:58,428 --> 00:13:01,197
- Yeah. Heh.
- Wow, how'd you get reception?
322
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:04,850
Is that Ned?
323
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,435
Oh, no. No, no, no.
324
00:13:06,436 --> 00:13:09,521
Hey, Marv.
What a wonderful surprise.
325
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,023
{\an8}And Dan is also here.
326
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,941
Hey, nice robe. Looks soft.
327
00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:16,528
{\an8}Thank you. I'm at a hospital.
A well-funded rural hospital.
328
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,823
{\an8}Oh. Trying out a new beauty
treatment? Pec implants?
329
00:13:19,824 --> 00:13:23,285
{\an8}- [chuckles]
- These guys were telling us about the sanitation results.
330
00:13:23,286 --> 00:13:26,204
{\an8}What an upset. A write-in.
Who would've thought.
331
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:27,539
It's pretty strange. Uh...
332
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,249
{\an8}We did a little digging
and found out
333
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:30,375
{\an8}[echoing]
Fiona had quite a strong--
334
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:33,545
{\an8}Mare? Can you try your sound?
335
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,715
{\an8}- We're hearing
a slight echo here. - Sorry.
336
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:37,900
One second.
337
00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:40,969
{\an8}Sorry. Is that better?
338
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:43,013
{\an8}Okay, cool. Yeah,
so we traced the funds
339
00:13:43,014 --> 00:13:46,350
{\an8}of the write-in candidate to
a privatized recycling center.
340
00:13:46,351 --> 00:13:48,477
{\an8}[Ned inaudible]
341
00:13:48,478 --> 00:13:50,562
Ned, you're on mute.
342
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,730
Sorry.
343
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:52,981
{\an8}[echoing] I think that we--
344
00:13:52,982 --> 00:13:54,775
{\an8}Ned, now your sound
is messed up.
345
00:13:54,776 --> 00:13:58,070
{\an8}I think that I am too close
to an MRI machine.
346
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,030
I'm about to go in for surgery--
347
00:14:00,031 --> 00:14:01,948
{\an8}You know what?
Why don't we just send you
348
00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:03,617
{\an8}what we have
after we write it up?
349
00:14:03,618 --> 00:14:05,660
{\an8}Yes, yes. Good idea.
350
00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:07,788
[Ned sighs]
351
00:14:07,789 --> 00:14:10,499
Mare: What's wrong?
I mean, we sent the article.
352
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,708
Everything okay?
353
00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:12,935
Ned:
Mm-hm.
354
00:14:14,837 --> 00:14:17,273
Hello? Weekend Ned in there?
355
00:14:18,966 --> 00:14:20,717
I'm sorry. I'm just a little...
356
00:14:20,718 --> 00:14:23,362
I thought we wouldn't have
any distractions.
357
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:27,933
And I thought we were gonna
come away and be alone.
358
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,494
Mare:
Well, we are now.
359
00:14:30,561 --> 00:14:32,270
Are you okay?
360
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:35,065
- Could you excuse me
for one second? - Mare: Sure.
361
00:14:35,066 --> 00:14:36,191
- Ned: One second.
- Mare: Yeah.
362
00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:37,192
- I'll be back.
- Mm-hm.
363
00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:38,461
We'll talk about this.
364
00:14:42,907 --> 00:14:44,116
Hey.
365
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,410
Hey, hey, sorry, sorry.
Hey, hey, hey.
366
00:14:46,411 --> 00:14:49,246
Hey, hey. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hey, hey, hey, listen.
367
00:14:49,247 --> 00:14:52,207
Uh... Can we talk real quick?
368
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,251
Are you following us?
369
00:14:54,252 --> 00:14:56,336
Come-- Hey! Hey, get over here.
370
00:14:56,337 --> 00:14:58,672
Saw you in the woods
when we were in the hot tub.
371
00:14:58,673 --> 00:15:02,175
You like peeping in windows,
you little freak?
372
00:15:02,176 --> 00:15:04,010
I get filmed all week at work.
373
00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:05,429
I don't need
some food delivery pervert
374
00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:06,930
in India watching me too.
375
00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:08,223
[grunting]
376
00:15:08,224 --> 00:15:09,742
You're coming with me.
377
00:15:11,561 --> 00:15:14,664
You wanna take a little swim?
Here we go.
378
00:15:17,191 --> 00:15:19,001
You were asking for it.
379
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,590
[grunting, panting]
380
00:15:29,203 --> 00:15:30,787
- Hey.
- You okay?
381
00:15:30,788 --> 00:15:33,498
- Yeah.
- The s'mores got here, but I didn't start.
382
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,709
- Looks good.
- You're a little out of breath.
383
00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:37,562
- You good?
- Mm-hm.
384
00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:43,216
Did you ever cross paths
with any robots in the military?
385
00:15:43,217 --> 00:15:45,969
What kind of robots?
386
00:15:45,970 --> 00:15:48,054
The kind that detonate IUDs.
387
00:15:48,055 --> 00:15:50,283
- "IUDs"?
- Yeah.
388
00:15:53,811 --> 00:15:55,729
- No.
- Hm.
389
00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:59,357
No. I never ran into robots
that detonate IUDs.
390
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:00,942
- Okay.
- I'd like to.
391
00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:03,904
I just caught one of those food
delivery robots spying on us
392
00:16:03,905 --> 00:16:05,322
and I threw it into the river.
393
00:16:05,323 --> 00:16:07,032
Wait. Are you serious?
394
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,575
Yeah.
395
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,243
I, uh, feel like
396
00:16:10,244 --> 00:16:13,806
this isn't really
about the food robot, is it?
397
00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:16,100
What's up?
398
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:21,397
I wasn't mad
about the distractions today.
399
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,509
I liked it.
400
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:28,136
'Cause it meant that we got
to work on the story together.
401
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:30,531
And now I feel guilty about it.
402
00:16:32,099 --> 00:16:33,284
Okay.
403
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,787
Do you think we're better off
as friends?
404
00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:44,277
I think that we don't need
weekend versions of ourselves.
405
00:16:44,278 --> 00:16:47,531
'Cause I think that our weekday
versions are super cool.
406
00:16:47,532 --> 00:16:49,407
Weekday Mare is like
my favorite person.
407
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:52,452
And I want our weekday versions
to have sex.
408
00:16:52,453 --> 00:16:55,389
- Okay.
- That's what matters to me most, and...
409
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:59,042
Thought you were, like,
ending this.
410
00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:01,378
- Like--
- I can't-- - We having a good afternoon?
411
00:17:01,379 --> 00:17:04,422
- Thank you.
Everything's been delicious. - Thank you very much.
412
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:07,342
- It's been wonderful, thank you.
- Great, great, great.
413
00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:10,470
So we did get a call
from our delivery robot company
414
00:17:10,471 --> 00:17:12,180
that one of the units
has gone offline.
415
00:17:12,181 --> 00:17:14,599
You wouldn't happen to know
anything about that, would you?
416
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,520
Mm-mm. No. I've seen them
around, and I like them.
417
00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:20,188
Let me show you something.
418
00:17:20,189 --> 00:17:23,984
This is the last transmission
of the unit that went missing.
419
00:17:23,985 --> 00:17:25,753
[inaudible]
420
00:17:28,155 --> 00:17:31,449
You know, I didn't really
realize we'd be videotaped
421
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:34,828
without our permission
the entire time we were here.
422
00:17:34,829 --> 00:17:36,496
Yeah. Um...
423
00:17:36,497 --> 00:17:39,374
If you have any information,
we'd really appreciate it.
424
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:42,377
The delivery company is
really worried about her safety.
425
00:17:42,378 --> 00:17:44,963
- Her?
- It says "Gloria" on the screen.
426
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,357
Hm.
427
00:17:47,049 --> 00:17:48,359
Enjoy your fondue.
428
00:17:50,219 --> 00:17:53,013
- We should go.
- Yeah.
429
00:17:53,014 --> 00:17:54,198
Thanks, baby.
430
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,225
Shall we go back to the office?
431
00:17:57,226 --> 00:17:58,852
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
432
00:17:58,853 --> 00:18:00,937
- It's "IEDs" by the way.
- It's what?
433
00:18:00,938 --> 00:18:01,938
IEDs.
434
00:18:01,939 --> 00:18:04,024
- Oh, shit!
- [laughs]
435
00:18:04,025 --> 00:18:07,652
Travis, hurry up.
What does your tutorial say?
436
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:11,239
I am watching an ad for
some pretty powerful deck stain.
437
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,866
What'd you want me
to look up again?
438
00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,242
Ugh...
439
00:18:14,243 --> 00:18:16,554
You look pretty.
440
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,308
- Thanks.
- Hope he's paying.
441
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,751
- What the hell?
- For dinner.
442
00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:24,586
I'm assuming you're going
on a hot date.
443
00:18:24,587 --> 00:18:26,504
Well, don't make assumptions.
444
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,941
Because I could just be
doing laundry.
445
00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:32,552
- [gasps] Oscar.
- Oh!
446
00:18:32,553 --> 00:18:34,846
Thank God somebody
competent is here.
447
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,891
- I came as fast as I could.
- Uh... What's wrong with you?
448
00:18:37,892 --> 00:18:42,937
Oh, I already took my Saturday
afternoon nap-time sleepy blend.
449
00:18:42,938 --> 00:18:48,627
So I've got about 20 minutes,
then I will be down
450
00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:51,237
for, uh, two hours.
451
00:18:51,238 --> 00:18:54,258
- Come here, we need you.
- Um-- Okay.
452
00:18:55,451 --> 00:18:58,429
- Go to the toolbar.
- Toolbar. Alright.
453
00:18:59,789 --> 00:19:01,122
Then go to format.
454
00:19:01,123 --> 00:19:02,582
- Yes.
- Format. [gasps]
455
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:04,417
- Something's happening. Okay.
- Yeah?
456
00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:06,586
- And then?
- Then fit it to margin.
457
00:19:06,587 --> 00:19:09,464
- Fit to margin.
- We're losing him.
458
00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:11,174
- Hello?
- Almost there, come on.
459
00:19:11,175 --> 00:19:14,945
[singing Spanish lullaby]
460
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,975
- Are those instructions?
- Anybody speak Spanish?
461
00:19:20,976 --> 00:19:21,952
Oscar?
462
00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:26,940
- Adam: And he's gone.
- Adelola: Crap.
463
00:19:26,941 --> 00:19:29,776
All right, well,
Oscar said "fit to margin."
464
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,445
- What would happen after
fit to margin? - Maybe reset?
465
00:19:32,446 --> 00:19:34,406
Reset? That's gonna start it
all over again.
466
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,366
- Hey, you guys.
- Oh, thank God.
467
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:37,951
- What's going on?
- Thank you.
468
00:19:37,952 --> 00:19:40,829
- Bye.
- Hey, you had to leave your aunt's early.
469
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:44,249
- What a shame.
- Yeah, but she understood.
470
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,583
Good.
471
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:46,960
She's supposed to be
on the mountain
472
00:19:46,961 --> 00:19:48,712
with her army buddies, remember?
473
00:19:48,713 --> 00:19:51,381
- [elevator dings]
- The aunt was yesterday's lie.
474
00:19:51,382 --> 00:19:53,383
Janine:
There. See.
475
00:19:53,384 --> 00:19:55,135
He touches her back,
and she jumps
476
00:19:55,136 --> 00:19:56,469
like he was a mountain lion.
477
00:19:56,470 --> 00:19:58,304
This is not a real couple.
478
00:19:58,305 --> 00:20:00,724
Um-- If I may, Your Honor.
479
00:20:00,725 --> 00:20:04,644
Mutual disgust is a game we play
to keep the home fires burning.
480
00:20:04,645 --> 00:20:06,813
- [giggling]
- Prove it.
481
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,690
- Kiss each other.
- What?
482
00:20:08,691 --> 00:20:11,401
- Where?
- Prove your love.
483
00:20:11,402 --> 00:20:12,485
Kiss.
484
00:20:12,486 --> 00:20:14,154
That can't be allowed.
485
00:20:14,155 --> 00:20:15,447
I'll allow it.
486
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,590
He's allowed it.
487
00:20:17,658 --> 00:20:19,367
Give the people what they want.
488
00:20:19,368 --> 00:20:20,744
[chuckles]
489
00:20:20,745 --> 00:20:23,371
- Mmm.
- [chuckles]
490
00:20:23,372 --> 00:20:26,166
Ken:
Could me and Esmeralda work?
491
00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:28,644
We have a certain frisson.
492
00:20:29,503 --> 00:20:31,629
Uh-- A spicy Italian ragout,
493
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:35,133
mixed with a British
chicken tikka masala.
494
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,302
Now, that may not
sound appetizing,
495
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:40,865
but if you eat enough of it,
your stomach starts to adapt.
496
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,476
And maybe we could be a family.
497
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:48,038
Me, Ezzie, and little Matteo.
498
00:20:51,358 --> 00:20:52,626
[shutter clicks]
499
00:20:55,237 --> 00:20:56,738
Look.
500
00:20:56,739 --> 00:20:57,989
She put her hand over his mouth.
501
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,866
There's lipstick
on the back of her hand.
502
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:03,077
- Look, I mean...
- Judge: A sham relationship.
503
00:21:03,078 --> 00:21:05,079
That's it, Blue Devils
lose five points.
504
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,165
Oh, no. Please, please,
Mr. Commissioner.
505
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:10,460
Ken: You can fake
a lot of things in life.
506
00:21:10,461 --> 00:21:12,712
But you can't fake passion.
507
00:21:12,713 --> 00:21:15,715
You either have it
or you don't.
508
00:21:15,716 --> 00:21:20,136
And now, Esmeralda,
she has it in spades.
509
00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:21,471
For me.
510
00:21:21,472 --> 00:21:24,658
And the crazy thing is, I don't.
511
00:21:25,601 --> 00:21:27,894
There is a certain satisfaction
512
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:30,396
that you can get
when you work with someone,
513
00:21:30,397 --> 00:21:34,442
and you may mistake that
for love.
514
00:21:34,443 --> 00:21:35,944
But in actual fact,
515
00:21:35,945 --> 00:21:38,738
it's just that
you're working with someone.
516
00:21:38,739 --> 00:21:39,906
But that can be good too.
517
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:42,450
- [sighs] You got it?
- Yeah, totally.
518
00:21:42,451 --> 00:21:44,077
- Get out of here.
- Cool.
519
00:21:44,078 --> 00:21:45,078
[sighs]
520
00:21:45,079 --> 00:21:48,414
- I'm sorry the weekend
didn't work out. - Oh.
521
00:21:48,415 --> 00:21:49,791
- Maybe next time.
- Yeah.
522
00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:51,543
- Right? Yeah.
- Mm-hm.
523
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:54,104
- I'll see you Monday.
- Yeah, see you Monday.
524
00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:03,113
[elevator dings]
525
00:22:16,652 --> 00:22:18,987
Sorry,
you guys don't have to stay.
526
00:22:18,988 --> 00:22:19,964
I can close up.
527
00:22:21,156 --> 00:22:22,132
Thanks.
528
00:22:28,998 --> 00:22:30,206
[elevator dings]
529
00:22:30,207 --> 00:22:32,101
[elevator doors slide open]
530
00:22:46,307 --> 00:22:47,491
{\an8}Hey.
531
00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:50,244
{\an8}Ned:
Hey.
532
00:22:54,648 --> 00:22:55,958
{\an8}I couldn't go.
533
00:23:29,850 --> 00:23:34,204
{\an8}[The Scrantone's "Song From
the Ninth Floor" plays]
534
00:23:34,254 --> 00:23:38,804
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