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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,234 --> 00:00:11,800 Charlie Cale, Beatrix Hasp says hello! 2 00:00:11,801 --> 00:00:14,346 Shit! Ah! 3 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:18,015 Can I ask you who you're hiding from? 4 00:00:18,016 --> 00:00:20,142 Beatrix Hasp, huh? 5 00:00:20,143 --> 00:00:22,987 We got some unfinished business, pal. 6 00:00:22,988 --> 00:00:24,273 No, no, no. 7 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:29,118 - Jeffrey! - What the fuck?! 8 00:00:29,119 --> 00:00:30,762 What are you gonna do? 9 00:00:30,923 --> 00:00:33,032 You gonna shoot an FBI agent? Look at you. 10 00:00:35,008 --> 00:00:36,276 Is my WITSEC good to go? 11 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:37,576 [Agent Luca Clark] On one condition. 12 00:00:37,577 --> 00:00:38,928 Cancel the hit on Charlie. 13 00:00:38,929 --> 00:00:39,955 Oh, okay. 14 00:00:40,115 --> 00:00:41,872 [Charlie] A fresh start, huh? 15 00:00:41,873 --> 00:00:43,081 I like that. 16 00:00:43,082 --> 00:00:45,685 No mob on my tail, uh, 17 00:00:45,686 --> 00:00:47,046 nothin' to run from. 18 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:54,193 ♪ If you like that car you're ridin' in ♪ 19 00:00:54,194 --> 00:00:56,722 [door opens, closes] 20 00:00:56,882 --> 00:00:58,522 [dog barking] 21 00:00:58,523 --> 00:01:01,200 ♪ If that road is paved you're travellin' on ♪ 22 00:01:01,201 --> 00:01:04,778 ♪ That leads you to that house you call your home ♪ 23 00:01:04,779 --> 00:01:06,556 ♪ If there's wires in the wall ♪ 24 00:01:06,716 --> 00:01:08,558 ♪ And there's paint on the porch ♪ 25 00:01:08,718 --> 00:01:11,711 ♪ You got a whole lot to be thankful for ♪ 26 00:01:11,712 --> 00:01:14,714 ♪ Thank a beer drinker, a beer drinker ♪ 27 00:01:14,715 --> 00:01:17,159 [car engine revving] 28 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,080 [police sirens blares] 29 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:25,549 [indistinct police radio chatter] 30 00:01:25,550 --> 00:01:28,552 ♪ So let's give it up for the guys on the clock ♪ 31 00:01:28,553 --> 00:01:31,581 ♪ That work all week and then twist one off ♪ 32 00:01:31,741 --> 00:01:34,593 ♪ Thank a beer drinker, a beer drinker ♪ 33 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,135 Good morning, ma'am. 34 00:01:37,136 --> 00:01:39,014 [footsteps clomping] 35 00:01:39,174 --> 00:01:40,990 This is the one I called about. 36 00:01:40,991 --> 00:01:42,217 Uh-huh. 37 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,319 Alright, I think you can lower the gun. 38 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:47,147 You got any peanut oil in there? 39 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:49,441 Take a seat. 40 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:52,150 How you feeling, Earl? 41 00:01:52,151 --> 00:01:54,196 Uh, nine kinds of stupid. 42 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,281 That's your family? 43 00:01:56,441 --> 00:01:57,757 [Earl] Yes, ma'am. 44 00:01:57,758 --> 00:01:59,408 Kids need their teeth straightened. 45 00:01:59,409 --> 00:02:02,261 I thought, let's try this. [chuckles] 46 00:02:02,262 --> 00:02:03,662 How hard can it be? 47 00:02:03,663 --> 00:02:05,365 Alright, well, listen, I spoke to Mrs. Peppers 48 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:07,209 and convinced her not to press charges. 49 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,418 You were unarmed. 50 00:02:09,419 --> 00:02:11,420 It's your first attempted burglary. 51 00:02:11,421 --> 00:02:12,846 But with all those shoplifting misdemeanors, 52 00:02:12,847 --> 00:02:14,875 you could face serious jail time. 53 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:16,776 I don't think a good life should be ruined 54 00:02:16,777 --> 00:02:18,453 for one stupid mistake. 55 00:02:18,614 --> 00:02:20,205 That's what this was, right? 56 00:02:20,366 --> 00:02:21,782 Yes, ma'am. 57 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:24,309 [Officer Fran Lamont] Alright. Tabby Cat? 58 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,562 Where was the last time you saw her? 59 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:29,764 Land down by the swamp. Okay. 60 00:02:29,925 --> 00:02:31,775 We'll have somebody down there right away. 61 00:02:31,935 --> 00:02:33,567 Just don't worry yet. 62 00:02:33,568 --> 00:02:34,719 Alright. 63 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:35,944 What's this? 64 00:02:35,945 --> 00:02:37,823 Looks like somebody's been nominated 65 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:39,548 for a FlopaCopa. 66 00:02:39,549 --> 00:02:40,800 A what? 67 00:02:40,801 --> 00:02:42,951 "Congratulations, Officer Fran Lamont..." 68 00:02:42,952 --> 00:02:44,229 Blah, blah, blah. "You've been nominated 69 00:02:44,390 --> 00:02:46,555 for a 2019 Florida Panhandle Cop Award." 70 00:02:46,556 --> 00:02:49,734 I may have submitted you for Cop of the Year. 71 00:02:49,895 --> 00:02:51,135 Never heard of it. 72 00:02:51,136 --> 00:02:52,987 The FlopaCopas? 73 00:02:53,148 --> 00:02:54,739 Fran, they're a big deal. 74 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:57,116 It's a recognition of all the great work 75 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:58,567 you do for this community. 76 00:02:58,568 --> 00:03:01,470 I don't have time for some silly awards show, Chief. 77 00:03:01,471 --> 00:03:03,722 I got a 10-91 down on Pat Boone Lane, 78 00:03:03,723 --> 00:03:05,474 Mrs. Prosserman has lost her cat. 79 00:03:05,475 --> 00:03:07,827 - This seems like a Kleenex job. - On it. 80 00:03:07,828 --> 00:03:09,227 You deserve this, Fran. 81 00:03:09,228 --> 00:03:11,431 You're one of the good ones. 82 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:14,483 You know how my cousin Larry from Boston's 83 00:03:14,484 --> 00:03:16,862 always sending me these Florida Man memes. 84 00:03:17,022 --> 00:03:20,240 - Mm-hm. - "Florida Man Eats Mom's Face 85 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,067 While High on Bath Salts." 86 00:03:22,227 --> 00:03:24,993 - [chuckles] - "Florida Man Starts Fist Fight 87 00:03:24,994 --> 00:03:26,846 with Disabled Child." 88 00:03:26,847 --> 00:03:28,997 - It burns me up. - Mm. 89 00:03:28,998 --> 00:03:32,926 But you are the opposite of Florida Man. 90 00:03:32,927 --> 00:03:34,104 Florida Woman. 91 00:03:34,539 --> 00:03:38,550 Alright. But it would reflect nicely on the department. 92 00:03:39,945 --> 00:03:42,221 Do it for me, huh? 93 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,967 Pretty please with extra cheese? 94 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:50,003 [♪ upbeat music playing] 95 00:03:50,164 --> 00:03:51,605 [indistinct chatter] 96 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:56,775 ♪ We're going to pat 'em down, baby, now ♪ 97 00:03:56,776 --> 00:03:58,052 ♪ Pat 'em down, baby ♪ 98 00:03:58,213 --> 00:04:01,031 - ♪ Stop and frisk ♪ - ♪ Stop and frisk ♪ 99 00:04:01,191 --> 00:04:04,359 ♪ Come on, come on, come on come on, come on, baby, now ♪ 100 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,212 ♪ Come on and pull those drugs out ♪ 101 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,213 - [taser ticking] - [body thuds] 102 00:04:09,214 --> 00:04:10,890 [people cheering] 103 00:04:10,891 --> 00:04:12,918 Can I feed you your "Miranda Bites"? 104 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:15,754 Ain't that something, huh? 105 00:04:15,914 --> 00:04:18,898 Anything you eat now can and will be used against you 106 00:04:18,899 --> 00:04:20,384 later in the bathroom. 107 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,303 Oh, good God, are those groupies? 108 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:25,430 They're called Pigporkers. 109 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:27,641 What? 110 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:29,518 I hear things. 111 00:04:32,431 --> 00:04:33,438 Good day, folks. 112 00:04:33,598 --> 00:04:34,764 I'm Matt Passmore, 113 00:04:34,924 --> 00:04:37,017 star of the hit A&E show "The Glades." 114 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:38,376 [all cheering] 115 00:04:38,377 --> 00:04:41,446 And this year's nominees for Cop of the Year are: 116 00:04:41,998 --> 00:04:43,699 Officer Mike Fantana. 117 00:04:43,859 --> 00:04:46,326 [all cheering and applauding] 118 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:49,503 Officer Sal Mirabello. 119 00:04:49,504 --> 00:04:52,532 [all cheering and applauding] 120 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:54,209 Officer Joseph Pilson. 121 00:04:54,369 --> 00:04:55,961 [all cheering and applauding] 122 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:59,513 Officer Fran Lamont. 123 00:04:59,514 --> 00:05:02,450 - [all cheering and applauding] - That's you. 124 00:05:03,478 --> 00:05:05,644 [Matt Passmore] And the award goes to... 125 00:05:05,645 --> 00:05:07,622 Officer Joseph Pilson. 126 00:05:07,783 --> 00:05:10,225 [all cheering and applauding] 127 00:05:10,385 --> 00:05:14,554 [announcer] This is Joseph's first nomination and first win. 128 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:17,781 Is that a baby alligator? 129 00:05:17,782 --> 00:05:19,017 [announcer] He's being recognized for adopting 130 00:05:19,177 --> 00:05:21,611 a baby alligator after busting its former owner, 131 00:05:21,772 --> 00:05:24,239 a local meth dealer known as "Stanky James." 132 00:05:24,399 --> 00:05:25,991 Asked and answered, I guess. 133 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,895 You know, people like to say, I saved this little gal, 134 00:05:31,056 --> 00:05:32,397 but really... 135 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:34,047 she saved me. 136 00:05:34,048 --> 00:05:35,299 [audience] Aw. 137 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:36,752 [Officer Joe Pilson] I love being a cop. 138 00:05:36,912 --> 00:05:38,670 - [all cheering] - I love Florida. 139 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,715 I-I love panhandles. 140 00:05:43,068 --> 00:05:46,310 But most of all, I love you, my sweet Daisy. 141 00:05:46,311 --> 00:05:47,662 [audience] Aw... 142 00:05:48,064 --> 00:05:49,848 I love you, too. 143 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,166 Thank you. 144 00:05:52,327 --> 00:05:54,267 [all cheering and applauding] 145 00:05:54,268 --> 00:05:56,394 That's great for him. 146 00:05:56,395 --> 00:05:58,357 Which, which way do I go? 147 00:05:59,634 --> 00:06:02,444 [♪ gentle, upbeat music playing] 148 00:06:05,515 --> 00:06:08,406 [Joe] [over phone] Hey, fam, it's six-time FlopaCopa winner 149 00:06:08,407 --> 00:06:09,583 Gator Joe here. 150 00:06:09,584 --> 00:06:10,860 I hope you're feeling as happy 151 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:12,862 and fulfilled with your life as I am. 152 00:06:13,022 --> 00:06:15,573 'Cause y'all know what time it is. 153 00:06:15,733 --> 00:06:18,043 You have the right to shit your pants. 154 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:19,376 [Daisy growling] 155 00:06:19,377 --> 00:06:20,944 [laughing] 156 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:23,581 Looks like your boy Gator Joe busted another tweaker. 157 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,125 Y'all know what that means. 158 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,425 Daisy gets her Oreos. 159 00:06:27,426 --> 00:06:28,503 There you go, honey. 160 00:06:28,663 --> 00:06:31,355 - [perp screaming] - [laughing] 161 00:06:31,356 --> 00:06:32,681 Don't do meth. 162 00:06:32,682 --> 00:06:35,585 And when I need a little pick-me-up on the job, 163 00:06:35,746 --> 00:06:39,062 I grab me a 2-Hour Power Juice. 164 00:06:39,063 --> 00:06:40,148 Mm, mm, mm. 165 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:42,150 Mm. 166 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:44,943 Gator done. 167 00:06:44,944 --> 00:06:47,823 How many goddamn catchphrases does one guy need, huh? 168 00:06:47,983 --> 00:06:49,298 Is it "Gator done," or is it, 169 00:06:49,299 --> 00:06:51,199 "You have the right to shit your pants," huh? 170 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,977 [suspect] I know, it's like, "Pick a lane." 171 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,581 Six years I've lost to this moron. 172 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:59,958 What do people see in him? 173 00:06:59,959 --> 00:07:03,062 I just think he has a sort of undeniable charisma 174 00:07:03,063 --> 00:07:04,814 despite his vapidity. 175 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,592 Also, could I get a towel or something? 176 00:07:07,752 --> 00:07:09,678 I'm bleeding on the floor. 177 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,723 Oh, shit. 178 00:07:14,724 --> 00:07:16,351 Some of y'all in the comments been sayin' 179 00:07:16,511 --> 00:07:19,328 I give Daisy too many drugs. 180 00:07:19,329 --> 00:07:23,758 Listen, fam, it's mostly just reptile laxative. 181 00:07:23,919 --> 00:07:26,735 This stuff is perfectly safe. 182 00:07:26,736 --> 00:07:28,837 Heck, I've even taken a little myself 183 00:07:28,838 --> 00:07:32,016 when I needed to unclog the old pipes. 184 00:07:32,177 --> 00:07:35,094 - Work-- - FlopaCopa nom, baby. 185 00:07:35,095 --> 00:07:39,348 Let's see if ol' Mr. Me can make it seven years running. 186 00:07:39,349 --> 00:07:40,625 Did I get any mail? 187 00:07:42,537 --> 00:07:44,704 I think you should skip this year. 188 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:46,631 Oh, this is my year. 189 00:07:46,791 --> 00:07:48,181 [Chief Hal Pendleton] I don't like the effect 190 00:07:48,182 --> 00:07:51,110 these awards are having on your mental health. 191 00:07:51,111 --> 00:07:52,095 You're a great cop, 192 00:07:52,255 --> 00:07:54,697 but I worry that you're losing sight 193 00:07:54,698 --> 00:07:56,290 of what's most important. 194 00:07:56,451 --> 00:07:58,143 I saved a truck full of starving migrants, 195 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:00,694 and I sent edible arrangements to all the judges. 196 00:08:00,695 --> 00:08:02,195 This is my year. 197 00:08:02,196 --> 00:08:03,548 [laughing] 198 00:08:03,709 --> 00:08:04,898 This is my year. 199 00:08:04,899 --> 00:08:06,976 - Ah, fuck it. - [door thuds] 200 00:08:07,136 --> 00:08:10,071 [♪ upbeat music playing] 201 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:14,901 [Rusty] Fran. 202 00:08:15,679 --> 00:08:18,437 - Ah, Rusty. - [Rusty] Hey. 203 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:21,315 How goes it over in Animal Control? 204 00:08:21,476 --> 00:08:22,918 - Same old. - [Fran] Yeah? 205 00:08:23,078 --> 00:08:25,144 - You look nice. - Thank you. 206 00:08:25,145 --> 00:08:26,320 Do you want to get a pic together 207 00:08:26,481 --> 00:08:27,545 at the Bust-and-Repeat. 208 00:08:27,546 --> 00:08:29,174 Oh, it'd be my pleasure, Rusty. 209 00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:30,733 - Right. - Ah. 210 00:08:30,734 --> 00:08:32,559 - [Rusty] Let's see here. - What do we got here? 211 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:33,929 [chuckles] 212 00:08:34,089 --> 00:08:35,288 This is fun. 213 00:08:35,449 --> 00:08:36,932 - Whoa! - Oh! Sorry. 214 00:08:37,092 --> 00:08:38,466 - Sorry. - These weapons are real? 215 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,783 - Are you okay? - Hell yeah. 216 00:08:39,784 --> 00:08:40,909 The drugs too. 217 00:08:40,910 --> 00:08:42,661 That seems very stupid. 218 00:08:42,662 --> 00:08:44,064 I wouldn't worry about it, 219 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:45,440 this place is crawling with cops. 220 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,609 [group] Chug, chug, chug, chug, 221 00:08:47,769 --> 00:08:48,902 - chug, chug, chug. - Comin' through. 222 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:53,114 Rusty, so great to see you. 223 00:08:53,275 --> 00:08:54,506 [Rusty] You too, Fran. 224 00:08:54,507 --> 00:08:56,074 - Bye. - [flame whooshes] 225 00:08:56,075 --> 00:08:58,537 [♪ upbeat music playing] 226 00:09:16,031 --> 00:09:18,765 [♪ pensive music playing] 227 00:09:23,212 --> 00:09:25,647 [sobbing] 228 00:09:33,848 --> 00:09:35,073 - [Joe] Crybaby alert! - [gasps] 229 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,616 Oh, hell, Fran. 230 00:09:38,617 --> 00:09:39,953 I'm sorry, I didn't... 231 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:41,830 What's the matter, honey? 232 00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:46,300 Oh. 233 00:09:46,812 --> 00:09:48,670 Oh, don't tell me I won again. 234 00:09:49,238 --> 00:09:50,755 Oh, man! 235 00:09:50,915 --> 00:09:53,333 Alright, seven-peat, baby! 236 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:54,834 Ooh. 237 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:58,070 Oh, that's got to be a record, right? Right? 238 00:09:58,071 --> 00:09:59,931 There's no way anybody's won eight. 239 00:10:01,326 --> 00:10:02,491 Don't tell anyone, 240 00:10:02,492 --> 00:10:05,494 I was actually nervous this year 'cause of you, 241 00:10:05,495 --> 00:10:07,421 you know, saving all those women and children 242 00:10:07,582 --> 00:10:08,556 and everything and that... 243 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,273 [groaning] 244 00:10:10,274 --> 00:10:13,945 Fran... next year. 245 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,114 Gator done. 246 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,432 [♪ upbeat music playing] 247 00:10:18,593 --> 00:10:20,408 Ahh... 248 00:10:20,409 --> 00:10:21,501 [laughs] 249 00:10:21,502 --> 00:10:23,246 Hello, baby. 250 00:10:24,115 --> 00:10:26,866 Yeah. Seven. 251 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,744 Michael Jordan only won six. 252 00:10:29,904 --> 00:10:31,796 [chuckles] I'm the Michael Jordan 253 00:10:31,956 --> 00:10:34,347 of being a cop in Florida... 254 00:10:34,348 --> 00:10:35,383 Panhandle. 255 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,015 - [sighs] - [Daisy growls] 256 00:10:47,122 --> 00:10:49,773 [♪ gentle music playing] 257 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,734 [Daisy snarls] 258 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:06,289 [Daisy growling] 259 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,057 [laughs] 260 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:27,936 ♪ 261 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:34,983 [Matt] And the award for "Best Undercover Op" goes to 262 00:11:34,984 --> 00:11:37,186 Diego Verbinski III. 263 00:11:37,346 --> 00:11:39,689 I'm told Diego couldn't be here tonight 264 00:11:39,849 --> 00:11:41,449 as he's still embedded in the cartel. 265 00:11:41,609 --> 00:11:43,693 - Rusty. Hey. - Hey. 266 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,061 I have a bit of an odd question for you. 267 00:11:46,223 --> 00:11:48,081 - I'd love to. - What? 268 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:49,999 What? 269 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:53,126 Ah, look, it's a little embarrassing. 270 00:11:53,127 --> 00:11:55,705 - Yeah. - But I'm kind of backed up. 271 00:11:55,865 --> 00:11:57,707 And, uh, Gator Joe is trying to tell me 272 00:11:57,867 --> 00:12:00,135 that it's safe to take reptile laxative. 273 00:12:00,295 --> 00:12:01,886 Is that, uh, is that true? 274 00:12:02,046 --> 00:12:03,388 - Cisapride? - Yes, yeah, 275 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,640 - that's the one. - Yeah, in, in small doses. 276 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,765 - Okay. - But you want to be careful. 277 00:12:07,766 --> 00:12:09,192 - Uh-huh. - Um, here, 278 00:12:09,193 --> 00:12:11,396 don't take more than this. 279 00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:12,897 [Fran] Uh-huh. 280 00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,224 - Should take about 30 minutes to kick in. - Thanks, Rusty. 281 00:12:15,384 --> 00:12:17,477 And, um, make sure you're not on stage when it happens. 282 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:19,903 Oh, okay. Yeah, I won't be. 283 00:12:19,904 --> 00:12:21,731 - Okay. - Alright. Thanks, Rusty. 284 00:12:21,891 --> 00:12:24,233 - Alright, Fran. - [Matt] And up next, 285 00:12:24,393 --> 00:12:26,710 "Best Internal Affairs Investigation." 286 00:12:26,711 --> 00:12:30,123 [crowd booing] 287 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:35,712 [♪ upbeat music playing] 288 00:12:42,078 --> 00:12:43,845 [growls] 289 00:13:04,526 --> 00:13:06,534 [♪ upbeat music continues] 290 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:19,855 - Crybaby, hi. - [laughs] 291 00:13:19,856 --> 00:13:20,957 I'm just playin'. 292 00:13:21,117 --> 00:13:23,209 - No hard feelings, right? - None at all. 293 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:25,009 None at all. 294 00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:27,639 You know, I was just being a poor sport. 295 00:13:27,799 --> 00:13:31,250 What I should've said was, "Congratulations." 296 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:35,019 Oh, Fran, you know you're just as good a cop as me, right? 297 00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:37,524 Oh, well, I'm not sure about that. 298 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,484 Yeah, you're probably right. 299 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:45,657 You know, winning every year ain't no picnic either. 300 00:13:45,817 --> 00:13:47,057 Mm. 301 00:13:47,218 --> 00:13:48,701 Keeping the public happy... 302 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:52,238 it's exhausting. 303 00:13:52,715 --> 00:13:55,541 You know, Joe, you do look a little tired. 304 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,042 Do I? Ooh, can't have that. 305 00:13:58,043 --> 00:13:59,587 Oh, got to pep up. 306 00:14:00,656 --> 00:14:01,589 Whew. 307 00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:03,782 [gulps] Mm. 308 00:14:04,361 --> 00:14:06,902 Ugh. I think I got an electric rhubarb one there. 309 00:14:06,903 --> 00:14:09,104 - Ugh, gator done. - [can clatters] 310 00:14:09,105 --> 00:14:10,906 - Ugh. - [announcer] Lunch has arrived. 311 00:14:10,907 --> 00:14:12,508 We're going to take a 30-minute break 312 00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:14,585 before the final awards are given. 313 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:19,814 Joseph, I want you to get up on that stage 314 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:24,068 and just let the essence of who you are 315 00:14:24,069 --> 00:14:25,671 just pour out of you. 316 00:14:25,672 --> 00:14:27,866 Mm. You deserve it. 317 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,167 Thank you, Fran. 318 00:14:31,168 --> 00:14:32,577 My pleasure. 319 00:14:32,578 --> 00:14:34,680 [♪ upbeat music playing] 320 00:14:34,681 --> 00:14:37,458 [indistinct chatter] 321 00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:40,420 - Hey, can you sign this? - Aw. Of course, darlin'. 322 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,964 [stomach rumbling] 323 00:14:46,502 --> 00:14:47,760 [rumbling continues] 324 00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:52,847 - [flatulence] - [officer] There he is. 325 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,517 Coming through! Gator done. 326 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,438 Excuse me! Pardon me! 327 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,568 [Joe groaning] 328 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:08,064 You have the right to shit your pants. 329 00:15:08,224 --> 00:15:10,391 [groaning continues] 330 00:15:10,552 --> 00:15:12,827 Gator done. 331 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,998 [Joe] Oh, ow, oh! 332 00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:19,667 - Ah! Oh! - [body thuds] 333 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:24,839 Joseph? 334 00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:27,483 Joseph! 335 00:15:27,819 --> 00:15:28,801 Joseph. 336 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,386 [♪ gentle music playing] 337 00:15:32,387 --> 00:15:33,813 Joseph? 338 00:15:33,814 --> 00:15:35,316 Joseph! 339 00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:38,353 You're alright. Joseph, you're okay. 340 00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,321 Oh, my God. 341 00:15:41,322 --> 00:15:44,400 [♪ gentle music continues] 342 00:15:56,147 --> 00:15:57,538 Oh. [sighs] 343 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,541 Oh, my God. 344 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,421 I'm so sorry. 345 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,549 This was a mistake. This was a big mistake. 346 00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:09,775 [announcer] [on speaker] The final award ceremony 347 00:16:09,776 --> 00:16:11,452 will begin in five minutes. 348 00:16:11,613 --> 00:16:14,130 Please make your way back inside. 349 00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:16,307 One stupid mistake. 350 00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:19,727 [♪ gentle music continues] 351 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:30,571 So sorry. 352 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,953 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 353 00:16:46,113 --> 00:16:48,089 I asked Rusty about the laxative. 354 00:16:48,249 --> 00:16:49,841 When they do the autopsy, they'll put it together. 355 00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:52,216 Oh, my God. There's no way out of this. 356 00:16:52,217 --> 00:16:53,553 [Daisy growling] 357 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:24,125 [breathing heavily] 358 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,602 [Daisy snarls] 359 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:47,123 Okay, come on. 360 00:17:47,383 --> 00:17:49,199 Come on. 361 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,626 [kissing sounds] 362 00:17:51,627 --> 00:17:53,503 [grunting] Come on! 363 00:17:53,504 --> 00:17:54,697 [machine whirring] 364 00:17:57,468 --> 00:17:59,309 [whirring] 365 00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:00,495 [packet thuds] 366 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,863 [crunching] 367 00:18:03,023 --> 00:18:04,538 Good, yeah. 368 00:18:04,539 --> 00:18:07,943 Come on. Come on. I'll give you more. Come on. 369 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,923 [♪ gentle music playing] 370 00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,890 Here you go. You want to come and get it? 371 00:18:13,891 --> 00:18:15,826 You got to come and get it. Come and get it. 372 00:18:15,987 --> 00:18:18,554 Mm, so good. Mm. Delicious. 373 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:24,018 [Daisy snoring] 374 00:18:35,306 --> 00:18:37,571 [announcer] [on speaker] Please make your way to the awards ballroom 375 00:18:37,572 --> 00:18:41,035 to find who will be the Florida Panhandle's Cop of the Year. 376 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,789 [Daisy snoring] 377 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,751 Okay, Daisy. Okay, here you go. 378 00:18:48,911 --> 00:18:51,085 Yeah? Okay, yeah. 379 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:55,407 - Okay, alright. There you go. Come on... - [Daisy growls] 380 00:18:55,810 --> 00:18:57,591 It's a good girl. Oh! Oh, yeah. 381 00:18:57,592 --> 00:18:59,343 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - [roaring] 382 00:18:59,344 --> 00:19:01,722 [Daisy growling, snarling] 383 00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:05,059 [flesh ripping] 384 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,883 [officers laughing] 385 00:19:13,044 --> 00:19:14,485 Officers. 386 00:19:15,471 --> 00:19:17,712 - [officer 1] Woo! - [officer 2] Oh, my goodness. 387 00:19:17,713 --> 00:19:20,614 [♪ gentle music playing] 388 00:19:20,615 --> 00:19:22,643 I'm going to go hit the head. 389 00:19:22,804 --> 00:19:24,368 - [Daisy growls] - [officer yells] 390 00:19:24,369 --> 00:19:26,647 - Wait, what is it? - The frickin' gator ate Gator Joe! 391 00:19:26,808 --> 00:19:27,722 What?! 392 00:19:27,723 --> 00:19:30,918 [officers panicking] 393 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,783 [Charlie exhales] 394 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,178 [♪ gentle music playing] 395 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,692 "Bowling Green." 396 00:19:55,386 --> 00:19:56,611 Mm. [groans] 397 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,616 Does anybody out there read me? 398 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:05,828 Disco sucks. Kill all hippies. 399 00:20:06,714 --> 00:20:08,287 Jesus. 400 00:20:08,288 --> 00:20:09,332 What do people do? 401 00:20:11,327 --> 00:20:13,994 Pretty vacant, eh? Subvert normality. 402 00:20:14,154 --> 00:20:17,498 Uh, this is Gorgeous, signing off. 403 00:20:17,658 --> 00:20:20,934 [trucker] [over radio] Punk is not sexual, it's just aggression. 404 00:20:21,537 --> 00:20:23,478 - [Charlie] What? - [trucker] "Out of the Blue," right? 405 00:20:23,479 --> 00:20:26,123 Oh, sorry, I thought you were quoting "Out of the Blue." 406 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:29,334 Ah, yeah, yeah. 407 00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,161 "Out of the Blue," 10-4. 408 00:20:31,162 --> 00:20:33,913 Always nice to hear from a fellow Hopper-head. 409 00:20:33,914 --> 00:20:35,942 [trucker] And proud Linda Manz man. 410 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,768 [chuckles] Yeah, alright. 411 00:20:37,928 --> 00:20:40,244 So, uh, what's your situation, Good Buddy? 412 00:20:40,245 --> 00:20:41,447 [Good Buddy] Eh, still being written, 413 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,498 one mile marker at a time. 414 00:20:43,499 --> 00:20:47,251 I drive a rig, suits my meditative nature. 415 00:20:47,252 --> 00:20:51,255 I see. So, sort of a poet-philosopher situation, huh? 416 00:20:51,256 --> 00:20:52,858 [Good Buddy] I've been called worse. 417 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,535 So, what's your location? 418 00:20:54,695 --> 00:20:56,611 I guess I'm finding myself 419 00:20:56,773 --> 00:20:58,763 at a place that feels like an ending, 420 00:20:58,764 --> 00:21:00,291 but it's still the middle. 421 00:21:00,451 --> 00:21:01,841 Kind of stymied. 422 00:21:01,842 --> 00:21:03,294 [Good Buddy] You need a beginning. 423 00:21:03,771 --> 00:21:07,122 Huh. Oh, yes, but where does one begin 424 00:21:07,283 --> 00:21:09,475 when they're looking at a blank slate 425 00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,051 the size of a country? 426 00:21:11,211 --> 00:21:13,027 Not sure what the stakes are here. 427 00:21:13,028 --> 00:21:14,954 [Good Buddy] Well, here's what I know. 428 00:21:14,955 --> 00:21:18,708 Everyone has a highway, the thing they're good at, 429 00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:20,486 you know, the thing that defines them. 430 00:21:20,896 --> 00:21:23,612 Because there is no destination. 431 00:21:23,613 --> 00:21:25,614 There is only the highway. 432 00:21:25,615 --> 00:21:29,794 And I believe if we open our perception and trust 433 00:21:29,795 --> 00:21:31,071 and humble ourselves 434 00:21:31,231 --> 00:21:33,473 and find sanctuary when we need it, 435 00:21:33,474 --> 00:21:36,651 that highway will find us. 436 00:21:36,813 --> 00:21:38,853 And now, I got to pay the water bill. 437 00:21:38,854 --> 00:21:40,880 So, signing off for now. 438 00:21:40,881 --> 00:21:45,011 But, hey, you can get me on this channel most anytime, okay? 439 00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:47,713 10-4, Good Buddy. 440 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,016 [♪ upbeat music playing] 441 00:21:52,319 --> 00:21:53,936 [kids laughing] 442 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:59,449 [chickens clucking] 443 00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:04,780 ♪ I wanna see something that used to be... ♪ 444 00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:07,950 Life is a highway, chicken friends. 445 00:22:11,238 --> 00:22:14,689 ♪ I'm waiting to see it ♪ 446 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:19,837 ♪ You know it's only a question of when ♪ 447 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,373 [chicken clucking] 448 00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:24,199 Wow. [screams] 449 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,276 Wow, uh, so I guess this isn't exactly 450 00:22:26,277 --> 00:22:28,304 a, uh, chicken sanctuary, huh? 451 00:22:28,865 --> 00:22:31,223 Well, we try to honor the natural order of things. 452 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,610 [Charlie] Well, hey, I guess, uh, that's why I'm here, 453 00:22:35,611 --> 00:22:38,362 trying to find that natural order thing and see where I fit into it. 454 00:22:38,363 --> 00:22:40,066 Then you're exactly where you're supposed to be. 455 00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:42,485 [Julia] Hi, Hutch. 456 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:44,987 Good morning, Julia. 457 00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:47,823 [Hutch chuckles] 458 00:22:47,983 --> 00:22:49,448 I want to show you something, Charlie. 459 00:22:49,449 --> 00:22:50,868 [gate unlocks] 460 00:22:54,891 --> 00:22:57,583 When you look at her, what do you see? 461 00:22:57,993 --> 00:23:00,235 - Uh... - [alligator hissing] 462 00:23:00,396 --> 00:23:01,736 Honestly, 463 00:23:01,898 --> 00:23:03,563 [imitating Werner Herzog] I look into ze eyes of ze beast, 464 00:23:03,564 --> 00:23:06,317 and I only see empty death. 465 00:23:06,903 --> 00:23:10,671 That's what most people see, a, uh, a dangerous and vicious foe. 466 00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:13,674 But open your perception. Look in her eyes. 467 00:23:13,834 --> 00:23:16,576 [♪ mystical music playing] 468 00:23:16,577 --> 00:23:20,481 You'll see you're both from the same source. 469 00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:24,685 Her soul is gentle because your soul is gentle. 470 00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:28,155 Her origin is your destination is your origin. 471 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,739 Here, you try. 472 00:23:30,740 --> 00:23:32,243 - [alligator growls] - You know, 473 00:23:32,403 --> 00:23:36,521 I don't want to do all your gator stuff in one day. 474 00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:38,523 So maybe later, yeah. 475 00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:39,950 Space it out. 476 00:23:40,436 --> 00:23:43,295 You, uh, seekin' purpose, Charlie? 477 00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:47,782 Uh... yes. Uh, wow. 478 00:23:47,944 --> 00:23:50,177 How far are you willing to go to protect the innocent? 479 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:54,890 [chuckles] All the way. 480 00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:57,367 [♪ upbeat music playing] 481 00:23:57,368 --> 00:24:00,319 So, we've got a little under-the-radar operation 482 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,196 to liberate abused animals. 483 00:24:02,197 --> 00:24:04,648 Outlaw activism, living outside the law, 484 00:24:04,649 --> 00:24:05,901 no room for amateurs. 485 00:24:06,061 --> 00:24:08,154 We've freed dozens of animals in peril. 486 00:24:08,706 --> 00:24:12,057 Fighting dogs, race horses, donkey-show donkeys. 487 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,234 But our white whale... 488 00:24:14,394 --> 00:24:15,961 [taps table] is Daisy. 489 00:24:16,472 --> 00:24:18,313 Taking Daisy to my gun signing tonight. 490 00:24:18,474 --> 00:24:21,248 Big night for us, so I'm going to give her 491 00:24:21,249 --> 00:24:24,294 a little tranquilizer to stay calm, 492 00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:28,931 a little laxative to clear her out, 493 00:24:28,932 --> 00:24:34,303 a little lorazepam for her anxiety. 494 00:24:34,304 --> 00:24:38,307 Jesus, that's like a Judy Garland of alligators. 495 00:24:38,308 --> 00:24:41,437 Yeah. And the worst part is, people can't get enough. 496 00:24:41,597 --> 00:24:44,264 And he's big on CopTok, GatorTok. 497 00:24:44,424 --> 00:24:46,266 Because of his Rolex collection, 498 00:24:46,426 --> 00:24:48,343 he's also quite popular in the horologist community. 499 00:24:48,504 --> 00:24:50,095 They love him on TickTockTok. 500 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,597 Every day Daisy spends with this sadist 501 00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:53,949 is a grave injustice. 502 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:57,326 And that is where you come in. 503 00:24:57,327 --> 00:24:59,780 We've had several failed attempts to free Daisy. 504 00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:01,556 Gator Joe knows us on sight. 505 00:25:01,557 --> 00:25:04,543 But you're a fresh face. You can get close. 506 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:10,115 Hey, uh, okay, uh... 507 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:11,967 Well, hey, listen, I mean, I'm all in. 508 00:25:12,127 --> 00:25:13,969 Uh, yeah, I love what you guys are doing here, 509 00:25:14,129 --> 00:25:15,445 you know, protecting the innocent, all that. 510 00:25:15,446 --> 00:25:17,872 All told, I guess that, uh, 511 00:25:18,034 --> 00:25:21,626 well, life has led me to my highway 512 00:25:21,787 --> 00:25:23,378 and I am ready to ride. 513 00:25:24,281 --> 00:25:26,381 - All night long. - [Charlie chuckles] 514 00:25:26,542 --> 00:25:28,207 Well, welcome to the team, Charlie Cale. 515 00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:29,735 Alright, so what do we do here? 516 00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:32,312 I just, uh, break into Gator Joe's house and sneak her out. 517 00:25:32,472 --> 00:25:33,989 [chuckles] Are you crazy? 518 00:25:34,149 --> 00:25:36,466 He's a cop in Florida. He's armed to the teeth. 519 00:25:36,467 --> 00:25:39,144 Yeah, no, no, much safer to take her at a public event. 520 00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:41,745 And we have got just the one in mind. 521 00:25:41,746 --> 00:25:44,416 [♪ upbeat music playing] 522 00:25:51,942 --> 00:25:53,509 You are going to do great. 523 00:25:53,994 --> 00:25:55,511 Alright? We'll be in your ear the whole time. 524 00:25:55,671 --> 00:25:57,012 Oh. 525 00:25:57,172 --> 00:25:59,431 Well, uh, be careful, it's a little waxy in there. 526 00:26:00,917 --> 00:26:02,241 Okay, go get 'em. 527 00:26:02,242 --> 00:26:04,520 - Alright, you got this. - Alright. 528 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,439 [♪ upbeat music playing] 529 00:26:18,552 --> 00:26:20,343 - [snapping fingers] - ♪ We are at the Flopas ♪ 530 00:26:20,344 --> 00:26:22,705 ♪ Flopa Capopas ♪ 531 00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:26,006 [officer] [on radio] 10-4, I'm at the buffet table. 532 00:26:26,007 --> 00:26:27,225 [Charlie clears throat] 533 00:26:27,226 --> 00:26:30,087 [♪ upbeat music playing] 534 00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:44,393 Psst. 535 00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:47,438 Psst, hey, flannel. 536 00:26:48,449 --> 00:26:49,848 What's with all the fuzz? 537 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:51,567 It's a cop convention. 538 00:26:52,603 --> 00:26:53,802 Cop convention. 539 00:26:54,513 --> 00:26:58,005 [♪ upbeat music playing] 540 00:26:58,006 --> 00:26:59,325 It's a cop convention. 541 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,660 What? 542 00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:04,437 This is a cop, cop, cop. 543 00:27:04,598 --> 00:27:07,591 So, it's a cop, uh, convention, man. 544 00:27:08,202 --> 00:27:10,092 What'd you think "The FlopaCopas" stands for? 545 00:27:10,093 --> 00:27:11,269 [laughing] 546 00:27:11,270 --> 00:27:12,920 Uh, I have no idea. 547 00:27:12,921 --> 00:27:15,624 It's the Florida Panhandle Cop Awards. 548 00:27:15,784 --> 00:27:17,901 Not the slightest bit self-evident. 549 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,379 Okay, look, just stick to the plan, Charlie, okay, 550 00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:21,779 this is your highway. 551 00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:24,158 First, locate Daisy. 552 00:27:24,493 --> 00:27:25,959 She's most likely in the green room. 553 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,312 - Yeah. - Near the first floor restrooms. 554 00:27:32,226 --> 00:27:33,442 [snaps fingers] Oh. 555 00:27:34,553 --> 00:27:37,613 [♪ upbeat music playing] 556 00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:40,449 [door thuds] 557 00:27:46,632 --> 00:27:48,624 [Daisy hisses] 558 00:27:49,901 --> 00:27:52,810 Oh, my God. The target has been located. 559 00:27:52,811 --> 00:27:55,989 I repeat, the target has been located. 560 00:27:56,150 --> 00:27:57,240 Oh, this is fun. 561 00:27:57,401 --> 00:27:59,141 I enjoy the lingo. 562 00:27:59,142 --> 00:28:00,467 Good work. 563 00:28:00,468 --> 00:28:02,570 Sit tight until the cops all go to lunch, 564 00:28:02,571 --> 00:28:05,099 then wheel the cage out the back door 565 00:28:05,259 --> 00:28:07,650 and we'll be waiting for you. 566 00:28:07,651 --> 00:28:08,644 Copy that. Over. 567 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,839 The cage has no wheels. 568 00:28:21,416 --> 00:28:22,739 What do you mean it doesn't have wheels? 569 00:28:22,740 --> 00:28:24,768 The, the cage, no wheels. 570 00:28:24,929 --> 00:28:27,345 So, it's, uh, sans roulettes in Frencheese. 571 00:28:27,346 --> 00:28:29,847 Well, that doesn't make sense. How'd they get it in there? 572 00:28:29,848 --> 00:28:31,248 I don't know, dude, 573 00:28:31,249 --> 00:28:32,451 I'm just, uh, telling you 574 00:28:32,611 --> 00:28:33,851 the physical realities here, man. 575 00:28:33,852 --> 00:28:34,878 [Hutch] Okay, then, Charlie, you're going 576 00:28:35,038 --> 00:28:36,178 to have to probably break the lock... 577 00:28:36,179 --> 00:28:38,573 [crying] 578 00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:40,551 Hey. Uh... 579 00:28:41,295 --> 00:28:42,678 Hi, hi. Uh... 580 00:28:44,448 --> 00:28:45,789 - Oh. - Hey, you alright? 581 00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:47,514 [sniffles] 582 00:28:47,515 --> 00:28:50,117 These awards are so stupid. 583 00:28:50,118 --> 00:28:51,944 You know, I've always known that. 584 00:28:51,945 --> 00:28:55,072 They have absolutely nothing to do with doing good work, 585 00:28:55,073 --> 00:28:56,975 but, oh, I want to win. 586 00:28:57,135 --> 00:28:59,903 I want to win so badly, and it's making me feel crazy. 587 00:29:00,063 --> 00:29:01,655 It's turning me into somebody that I'm not. 588 00:29:01,815 --> 00:29:04,281 And I know that. And I just-- I can't stop it. 589 00:29:04,282 --> 00:29:06,533 - [crying] - No, I, uh, 590 00:29:06,534 --> 00:29:08,535 I mean, that makes sense, it's fair. 591 00:29:08,536 --> 00:29:10,414 You know, wanting to be acknowledged for your good works. 592 00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:13,241 I got to say, I do, I-I recognize you 593 00:29:13,401 --> 00:29:14,892 from the, uh, the placard out front. 594 00:29:14,893 --> 00:29:16,569 It's a-- Yeah, it's a placard, right? 595 00:29:16,730 --> 00:29:17,996 - That's what that is? - Yeah, it's a placard. 596 00:29:18,156 --> 00:29:19,546 Because thwarting assholes 597 00:29:19,547 --> 00:29:22,400 and also, uh, protecting the innocent, man, 598 00:29:22,401 --> 00:29:24,151 I mean, it's cool. 599 00:29:24,152 --> 00:29:25,653 Thwarting assholes. 600 00:29:25,654 --> 00:29:27,330 Yeah, I too am not loving 601 00:29:27,491 --> 00:29:29,349 how those two words come together, but yeah. 602 00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:32,159 - Thanks. - Yeah. 603 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,479 Yeah. Assholes. 604 00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:38,266 Did you, uh, did you need something back here? 605 00:29:38,752 --> 00:29:41,820 [laughing] 606 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:47,618 You take it easy, okay? 607 00:29:48,470 --> 00:29:49,953 - Okay. - Okay. 608 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:57,294 - [sighs] - [Daisy growls] 609 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:00,738 I'm sorry, you want me to what? 610 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:04,567 Charlie, you're her only hope for a better life, okay. 611 00:30:04,568 --> 00:30:06,018 It's no big deal. 612 00:30:06,019 --> 00:30:08,121 Alright, just break the lock, attach your leash, 613 00:30:08,282 --> 00:30:09,973 and walk her out the back door. 614 00:30:11,635 --> 00:30:14,478 Look, you'll see, okay? Daisy has a gentle soul. 615 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:16,605 [sighs] 616 00:30:20,044 --> 00:30:20,901 [clanging] 617 00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,788 - Okay. - [Daisy growling] 618 00:30:25,789 --> 00:30:27,715 Now, if I open this cage, are you going to be cool? 619 00:30:27,716 --> 00:30:29,743 - [Daisy hisses] - Cool. 620 00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:34,498 Put this, be cool. 621 00:30:39,738 --> 00:30:42,506 [♪ dramatic music playing] 622 00:30:43,317 --> 00:30:44,657 Oh, shit. 623 00:30:44,818 --> 00:30:46,760 [gasps] Oh, my God. 624 00:30:48,322 --> 00:30:51,390 - [throat singer chanting] - [♪ mystical music playing] 625 00:31:01,384 --> 00:31:03,026 [bell tolls] 626 00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:04,778 Huh. 627 00:31:05,689 --> 00:31:08,255 Boy, oh, boy, oh. [laughs] 628 00:31:08,256 --> 00:31:09,507 Okay. 629 00:31:09,508 --> 00:31:11,109 Alright, here we go. 630 00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:12,334 Freedom awaits. 631 00:31:12,335 --> 00:31:14,262 A better life. 632 00:31:14,522 --> 00:31:15,939 Chicken dinners are plentiful. 633 00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:17,339 [Daisy growls] 634 00:31:17,340 --> 00:31:18,542 Okay. 635 00:31:19,853 --> 00:31:21,769 Yay, I got the leash on, 636 00:31:21,770 --> 00:31:24,548 but the, uh, little puppy gator does not want to move. 637 00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:26,842 Shit. 638 00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:30,102 See if you can find some Oreos. 639 00:31:30,103 --> 00:31:31,972 Okay, they're her favorite treat. 640 00:31:33,859 --> 00:31:37,684 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 641 00:31:37,685 --> 00:31:40,112 I used to be an Eagle Scout. 642 00:31:40,113 --> 00:31:41,389 Alright. 643 00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:42,707 Two secs. 644 00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:45,743 [vending machine whirring] 645 00:31:45,744 --> 00:31:47,128 Ah, geez, what's your problem, man? 646 00:31:47,129 --> 00:31:48,947 Come on, this is perfectly legal tender. 647 00:31:50,984 --> 00:31:53,327 Oh, hey, uh, do you have like a dollar on you? 648 00:31:53,487 --> 00:31:54,719 This thing's a real purist. 649 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,639 Sorry, got to shit, Gator done. 650 00:31:58,316 --> 00:31:59,875 Thank you for your candor. 651 00:32:00,994 --> 00:32:02,561 Oh, come on. 652 00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:05,714 - Go, go, go. - [whirring] 653 00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:08,884 Ah, geez. 654 00:32:12,214 --> 00:32:13,430 Thievery it is. 655 00:32:16,510 --> 00:32:18,060 Hey, guys, we have a small problem. 656 00:32:19,663 --> 00:32:20,828 [Daisy growls] 657 00:32:20,829 --> 00:32:22,755 [officer] The frickin' gator ate Gator Joe! 658 00:32:22,916 --> 00:32:25,859 Uh, we have a big problem! 659 00:32:30,123 --> 00:32:31,797 [Hutch] [over radio] You've got to get out of there, Charlie. 660 00:32:31,798 --> 00:32:34,076 I know, I'm just, uh, trying to suss out what happened here. 661 00:32:34,236 --> 00:32:36,326 No, s-- No, we need to abort the mission. 662 00:32:36,327 --> 00:32:37,953 Come on, I'm sussing, okay. 663 00:32:37,954 --> 00:32:39,055 - [Hutch] Charlie. - Jesus. 664 00:32:39,056 --> 00:32:40,380 Alright, boys, 665 00:32:40,381 --> 00:32:42,434 this here is my county, 666 00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:45,135 and I'll be running this here lemonade stand. 667 00:32:45,136 --> 00:32:47,462 The Gator crossed county lines to get here. 668 00:32:47,463 --> 00:32:48,889 That makes it FHP. 669 00:32:48,890 --> 00:32:50,166 Piss off, Willie, you're a loose cannon. 670 00:32:50,326 --> 00:32:51,167 No, you're a loose cannon. 671 00:32:51,327 --> 00:32:53,971 [all shouting] 672 00:32:54,431 --> 00:32:56,072 Boys. 673 00:32:56,073 --> 00:32:57,898 Gentlemen! 674 00:32:57,899 --> 00:32:59,751 Now, listen, this is a gator attack, 675 00:32:59,912 --> 00:33:01,653 and I think it's best... 676 00:33:02,014 --> 00:33:04,014 we leave it up to Animal Control to handle. 677 00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:06,657 I'd be happy to run point. 678 00:33:06,658 --> 00:33:10,285 [people shouting] 679 00:33:10,286 --> 00:33:11,512 Alright, alright, alright, alright. 680 00:33:11,673 --> 00:33:13,765 I think we can all agree on one thing. 681 00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:16,166 - Daisy's got to die. - [officer] Mm-hm. 682 00:33:16,167 --> 00:33:19,195 Well, if that's what's safest, then let's not waste any time. 683 00:33:19,355 --> 00:33:20,996 We wouldn't want to see anyone else get hurt here. 684 00:33:20,997 --> 00:33:23,674 No, no, hey, hey, hey. Guys, let's not be hasty here. 685 00:33:23,675 --> 00:33:26,927 Surely, there must be some sort of a gator due process. 686 00:33:26,928 --> 00:33:29,840 Once a gator's known the taste of human blood, 687 00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:32,283 oh, that's it. 688 00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:33,510 You got to put it down. 689 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,679 [Charlie] What? 690 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,015 Jesus. 691 00:33:39,143 --> 00:33:42,519 - [Daisy growls] - [all clamoring] 692 00:33:43,922 --> 00:33:46,222 We could wait a bit. 693 00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:51,877 She probably needs a nap to digest after her meal. 694 00:33:51,878 --> 00:33:53,630 [officer 1] You know what? 695 00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:56,707 Animal Control guy's actually making a lot of sense. 696 00:33:56,708 --> 00:33:58,283 [officers agreeing] 697 00:33:58,284 --> 00:33:59,560 [Rusty] That's my job. 698 00:33:59,721 --> 00:34:00,871 [officer 2] I'm good to hang back. 699 00:34:04,659 --> 00:34:06,043 Oh, shit. 700 00:34:07,704 --> 00:34:08,920 Oh, shit. 701 00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:18,145 - Charlie. - Ah. 702 00:34:18,146 --> 00:34:19,639 Did you turn off your walkie? We need to go. 703 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,431 Oh, no, we can't go. No, no, no. 704 00:34:21,432 --> 00:34:23,159 They're trying to kill Daisy, man, we don't have much time. 705 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,586 Charlie, if she's known the taste of human blood, 706 00:34:25,747 --> 00:34:28,190 they should kill her. 707 00:34:28,350 --> 00:34:30,341 Hold on a second. Now I did that thing that you said, 708 00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:33,243 I looked her right in the eyes, and that is a gentle soul, man. 709 00:34:33,244 --> 00:34:35,820 She ate her owner so clearly not. 710 00:34:35,821 --> 00:34:37,423 No, no, she didn't because I saw her 711 00:34:37,424 --> 00:34:39,499 right before the attack and she was very calm, okay. 712 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:41,501 In fact, I tied up her little cage with a twisty tie thing. 713 00:34:41,502 --> 00:34:43,078 - I don't know what that is. - Yes, you do. 714 00:34:43,079 --> 00:34:45,505 [stammers] It's a twisty tie for a bread fastener. 715 00:34:45,506 --> 00:34:47,758 - I've never eaten bread. - No, I tied it. I... 716 00:34:47,759 --> 00:34:49,259 You've never eaten bread? 717 00:34:49,260 --> 00:34:50,337 Literally, not once. 718 00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:56,218 [clears throat] 719 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:00,797 [mouths] Come on. 720 00:35:00,957 --> 00:35:03,023 Okay, so I know what you're thinking. 721 00:35:03,024 --> 00:35:05,201 Okay, a gator, that's a very strong animal. 722 00:35:05,202 --> 00:35:07,277 Surely, she just broke free of that cage by herself. 723 00:35:07,278 --> 00:35:10,131 But no, I'm telling you, it was untied, 724 00:35:10,292 --> 00:35:13,485 you see, by fingers, human fingers, okay? 725 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:15,386 And also, I saw just a, 726 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:17,362 a whole trail of Oreos in this hallway. 727 00:35:17,363 --> 00:35:19,289 Okay, so Gator Joe let her out. 728 00:35:19,290 --> 00:35:21,041 Well, no, Gator Joe, I saw him too, 729 00:35:21,042 --> 00:35:22,718 and he was running around, he was shitting his pants. 730 00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,121 I saw him, he had to take a shit real bad. 731 00:35:25,407 --> 00:35:27,499 Okay, look, Charlie, the mission is scrubbed. 732 00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:28,873 We have to go. You coming or not? 733 00:35:28,874 --> 00:35:29,901 What happened to taking care 734 00:35:30,062 --> 00:35:31,077 of innocent creatures? 735 00:35:31,237 --> 00:35:32,504 She's not an innocent creature. 736 00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:33,729 She's a killer of men. 737 00:35:33,730 --> 00:35:34,980 But she's... 738 00:35:34,981 --> 00:35:36,807 Taste of human blood, Charlie, 739 00:35:36,808 --> 00:35:38,192 I don't make the rules. 740 00:35:38,193 --> 00:35:39,136 Come on. 741 00:35:39,296 --> 00:35:40,628 What is this? 742 00:35:40,788 --> 00:35:42,338 Fucking amateurs! 743 00:35:42,498 --> 00:35:44,264 [Chief Pendleton] [on phone] Yeah, I'm-I'm just calling 744 00:35:44,265 --> 00:35:46,643 to see how you're doing after what happened. 745 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,494 I'm okay. 746 00:35:48,495 --> 00:35:49,846 It's pretty horrific. 747 00:35:50,006 --> 00:35:52,248 - His blood is everywhere. - What? 748 00:35:52,249 --> 00:35:53,775 Whose blood? 749 00:35:53,935 --> 00:35:56,862 I'm talking about Gator Joe's new TikkyTok. 750 00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:58,780 What? 751 00:35:59,541 --> 00:36:01,908 [crying] 752 00:36:03,078 --> 00:36:04,661 - [Joe] Crybaby alert! - [gasps] 753 00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:08,014 Oh, hell, Fran. 754 00:36:08,850 --> 00:36:10,333 Oh, don't tell me I won again. 755 00:36:11,344 --> 00:36:13,444 Oh, man! [laughs] 756 00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:16,523 What? He wasn't filming. 757 00:36:16,858 --> 00:36:18,098 He didn't have a phone out. 758 00:36:18,099 --> 00:36:21,887 Fran, whose blood is everywhere? 759 00:36:24,366 --> 00:36:28,885 [in slo-mo] That's got to be a record, right? 760 00:36:29,045 --> 00:36:31,938 [echoing laughter] 761 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:35,066 Chief, I got to go. 762 00:36:37,646 --> 00:36:39,279 Uh, hey, fella, 763 00:36:39,439 --> 00:36:41,156 you work with Animal Command, yeah? 764 00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:44,901 - Yeah. Rusty. - Okay. 765 00:36:45,061 --> 00:36:46,828 How ironclad would you say 766 00:36:46,988 --> 00:36:49,305 that this whole taste of human blood thing is? 767 00:36:49,306 --> 00:36:52,382 Because I shared a brief cosmic connection with Daisy, 768 00:36:52,383 --> 00:36:53,633 and I got to say, 769 00:36:53,634 --> 00:36:55,378 I think she might be getting railroaded here. 770 00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:58,239 You know, it's funny, 771 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,592 she never seemed very aggressive on TikTok, 772 00:37:00,752 --> 00:37:01,993 generally quite docile. 773 00:37:02,154 --> 00:37:03,319 Hmm. 774 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,395 Yeah, that, uh, [snaps fingers] Gator Joe, 775 00:37:05,396 --> 00:37:08,073 he kept her hopped up on a lot of drugs. 776 00:37:08,074 --> 00:37:10,401 Maybe she just had a bad trip? 777 00:37:10,904 --> 00:37:12,929 I don't know why anything in her normal drug regimen 778 00:37:13,089 --> 00:37:15,357 would trigger a violent outburst like this. 779 00:37:16,418 --> 00:37:19,260 Hey, Fran, how's your tummy feeling? 780 00:37:19,421 --> 00:37:21,337 Much better. Thank you, Rusty. 781 00:37:21,338 --> 00:37:23,365 Good. [laughs] 782 00:37:24,526 --> 00:37:25,975 Huh. 783 00:37:26,136 --> 00:37:27,893 Gosh, man, I mean, what kind of a drug 784 00:37:28,055 --> 00:37:29,746 would make a gator turn violent? 785 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,085 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 786 00:37:36,429 --> 00:37:38,678 [indistinct chatter] 787 00:37:38,679 --> 00:37:39,881 Excuse me, Sheriff. 788 00:37:40,616 --> 00:37:41,466 Howdy, Fran. 789 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:44,684 - Hello. - You alright? 790 00:37:44,685 --> 00:37:46,388 - Oh. - I know he was a friend. 791 00:37:46,548 --> 00:37:47,788 Yeah. 792 00:37:47,949 --> 00:37:49,290 Hard day. 793 00:37:49,451 --> 00:37:51,691 Uh, listen, when you opened that door, 794 00:37:51,692 --> 00:37:53,895 did you see any sunglasses? 795 00:37:54,055 --> 00:37:55,722 They were a gift from Joe's mom, 796 00:37:55,882 --> 00:37:57,197 and, uh, I think he was wearing them. 797 00:37:57,198 --> 00:37:59,274 I'd just love to get them back to her. 798 00:37:59,275 --> 00:38:01,628 Well, I didn't see any glasses. 799 00:38:02,029 --> 00:38:03,154 But if they were on his head, 800 00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:04,906 then they're probably in that gator's belly. 801 00:38:05,959 --> 00:38:07,409 Don't you worry, though. 802 00:38:07,569 --> 00:38:10,061 We'll slice her open and get it back for you. 803 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:12,388 But it would have to be logged into evidence first, 804 00:38:12,389 --> 00:38:16,293 but his mother will definitely get 'em back. 805 00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:20,044 - Great. - Okay, alright. 806 00:38:20,045 --> 00:38:22,573 Hey, y'all, I don't hear nothin'. 807 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:24,400 I think it might be go time. 808 00:38:24,401 --> 00:38:25,651 [all hollering] 809 00:38:25,652 --> 00:38:27,086 Okay, alright, hol-hold on. 810 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:30,230 What are-- Do we know that we have all the equipment 811 00:38:30,231 --> 00:38:31,481 that, you know, we need? 812 00:38:31,482 --> 00:38:32,684 Maybe we should make 813 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:35,160 some strategy decisions. 814 00:38:35,161 --> 00:38:38,014 Shit or get off the shitter, Fran. 815 00:38:38,174 --> 00:38:40,165 - Yee-haw! - Woo! 816 00:38:40,166 --> 00:38:42,742 [♪ dramatic music playing] 817 00:38:42,743 --> 00:38:44,821 [indistinct chatter] 818 00:38:50,111 --> 00:38:52,037 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 819 00:38:52,614 --> 00:38:54,004 Geez. 820 00:38:54,005 --> 00:38:56,790 She's in the walls. 821 00:38:57,394 --> 00:38:59,435 [Charlie] Honky dory, honky dory, honky dory. 822 00:38:59,436 --> 00:39:00,920 What's that, 1:14? 823 00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:04,290 1:10 to 1:14, 824 00:39:04,450 --> 00:39:05,792 a bag of meth goes missing. 825 00:39:05,952 --> 00:39:09,194 Ingesting methamphetamine could definitely cause a gator 826 00:39:09,195 --> 00:39:11,723 to become aggressive for a short period of time. 827 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:13,374 Ha! Hell yeah, you think? 828 00:39:13,535 --> 00:39:15,200 [laughs] 829 00:39:15,201 --> 00:39:19,355 Uh... hey, uh, psst, uh... 830 00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:21,632 did you happen to see an alligator come through here 831 00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:23,107 and score some crystal? 832 00:39:23,108 --> 00:39:25,311 - I don't know. - Oh, I'm so sorry, 833 00:39:25,471 --> 00:39:28,139 so y-y-you don't know if you saw 834 00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:29,890 a fully formed alligator 835 00:39:30,051 --> 00:39:32,393 walk in here and steal a bag of meth. 836 00:39:32,554 --> 00:39:35,370 I'm literally only here because I got caught shoplifting. 837 00:39:35,371 --> 00:39:37,547 And the cop said it was either this or juvie. 838 00:39:37,548 --> 00:39:38,724 - Okay. - Okay, I guess, 839 00:39:38,725 --> 00:39:40,050 I guess that's back on us. 840 00:39:40,051 --> 00:39:41,077 So, human brain, here we go. 841 00:39:41,237 --> 00:39:43,579 Uh, you see that? 842 00:39:43,739 --> 00:39:46,556 Look how that entire-- just that whole display 843 00:39:46,557 --> 00:39:49,535 of methamphetamine is just, uh, pristine. 844 00:39:49,696 --> 00:39:51,662 I mean, there is no way that a gator 845 00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:54,138 with those crazy gator claws could come in there 846 00:39:54,139 --> 00:39:57,142 and just pluck a bag so cleanly. 847 00:39:57,679 --> 00:39:59,420 It's got to be the work of human fingers. 848 00:39:59,581 --> 00:40:02,773 You think someone stole the meth and gave it to Daisy? 849 00:40:03,268 --> 00:40:05,026 You know, I think maybe I do think that. 850 00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:07,402 A meth gator. 851 00:40:07,403 --> 00:40:08,679 I mean, have you ever heard 852 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,930 of some shit like that? 853 00:40:10,091 --> 00:40:13,509 Like, every week, yeah. 854 00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:14,610 This is Florida. 855 00:40:14,770 --> 00:40:15,928 [gun cocking] 856 00:40:15,929 --> 00:40:17,864 We got a gator on the loose. 857 00:40:18,024 --> 00:40:19,290 I suggest you arm yourselves. 858 00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:22,693 Oh. No, gosh. 859 00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:25,420 Hey, hey, hey, cops only. 860 00:40:25,421 --> 00:40:26,423 No janitors. 861 00:40:29,535 --> 00:40:30,701 I am a cop. 862 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:34,055 [♪ dramatic music playing] 863 00:40:35,592 --> 00:40:37,458 Ah, et tu, Rusty? 864 00:40:37,619 --> 00:40:39,561 She's known the taste of human blood, Charlie. 865 00:40:39,721 --> 00:40:41,036 Now she's on the loose. 866 00:40:41,037 --> 00:40:42,362 [gun cocking] 867 00:40:42,363 --> 00:40:43,940 We got to ice that bitch. 868 00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:46,443 Gosh. 869 00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:52,572 [announcer] The murder suspect, 870 00:40:52,573 --> 00:40:55,425 Daisy the alligator, is still on the loose. 871 00:40:55,426 --> 00:40:58,095 [♪ dramatic music playing] 872 00:40:58,096 --> 00:40:59,539 [Charlie] Ah, thievery. 873 00:41:00,733 --> 00:41:01,666 Excuse me. 874 00:41:05,763 --> 00:41:08,590 [Daisy snarling] 875 00:41:10,877 --> 00:41:12,701 Hey, Daisy. 876 00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,454 It's me, from before. 877 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:17,772 You gonna be cool? 878 00:41:17,773 --> 00:41:20,876 - [Daisy snarls] - Looks like you crashed. So, uh, 879 00:41:21,037 --> 00:41:22,979 I think that these psychos, they want your head. 880 00:41:23,139 --> 00:41:25,306 But I, I think you were set up 881 00:41:25,466 --> 00:41:26,531 and so I'm going to get you out of here. 882 00:41:26,532 --> 00:41:28,751 It's kind of what I do, capisce? 883 00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:31,545 - Hey. Hey, easy. - Whoa! 884 00:41:31,546 --> 00:41:33,389 Don't shoot. This gator's been framed. 885 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:35,540 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah. 886 00:41:35,541 --> 00:41:37,318 Uh-huh? And what makes you say that? 887 00:41:37,478 --> 00:41:38,719 Well, I don't know, I mean, Daisy here, 888 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:40,545 she's kind of a gentle soul, you know? 889 00:41:40,546 --> 00:41:42,622 And I-I just think that maybe, uh, 890 00:41:42,623 --> 00:41:44,250 well, I think somebody gave her a bunch of meth 891 00:41:44,410 --> 00:41:45,625 and then she's acting all crazy. 892 00:41:45,626 --> 00:41:47,003 And I don't know why, but I just know 893 00:41:47,163 --> 00:41:49,128 there's loose cannons out there and they're going to try 894 00:41:49,129 --> 00:41:51,090 to kill without asking any questions. 895 00:41:53,744 --> 00:41:55,470 Alright, let's get her out of here. 896 00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:57,738 Huh? 897 00:41:57,739 --> 00:41:59,840 [♪ upbeat music playing] 898 00:42:00,001 --> 00:42:02,477 [indistinct chatter] 899 00:42:09,310 --> 00:42:11,251 [Charlie exclaiming] 900 00:42:11,252 --> 00:42:13,279 - This cookie's good. - [indistinct chatter] 901 00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:15,406 Come on, don't stop, don't stop. 902 00:42:18,086 --> 00:42:19,110 [Daisy growls] 903 00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:21,287 [car engine revving] 904 00:42:22,182 --> 00:42:23,540 [sighs] 905 00:42:24,342 --> 00:42:25,792 Almost there. 906 00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:27,917 You think she'll be happy there? 907 00:42:27,918 --> 00:42:29,620 Natural order and so on? 908 00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:32,549 Well, I don't know, but it is protected swamp land, so... 909 00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:38,028 Oh, uh, do you have any, uh, sanitizer? 910 00:42:38,029 --> 00:42:39,380 Oh, yeah, in my purse. 911 00:42:39,540 --> 00:42:41,031 Did she crap while you were loading her up? 912 00:42:41,032 --> 00:42:43,325 Oh, uh, no, not to my knowledge. 913 00:42:43,326 --> 00:42:45,812 It's just been a lot of funny smells for one day. 914 00:42:45,972 --> 00:42:47,564 - If you follow me. - Mm. 915 00:42:48,116 --> 00:42:51,607 You know, I saw, uh, Gator Joe right before he died, 916 00:42:51,608 --> 00:42:54,737 and he told me that he really had to go to the bathroom 917 00:42:54,897 --> 00:42:55,971 and it was true. 918 00:42:56,132 --> 00:42:57,148 Mm-hm. 919 00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:58,575 Yeah, it's just that, uh, 920 00:42:58,735 --> 00:43:00,875 well, usually, I mean, after the age of 10 or so, 921 00:43:00,876 --> 00:43:02,952 people usually aren't explicitly honest 922 00:43:02,953 --> 00:43:03,830 about that sort of thing. 923 00:43:03,990 --> 00:43:05,731 Well, mentally, 10 was 924 00:43:05,892 --> 00:43:08,767 just about in the pocket for Joe's psychology. 925 00:43:08,768 --> 00:43:11,812 Yeah, he was really, he was making a beeline for that toilet 926 00:43:11,813 --> 00:43:13,888 like a, a freight train. 927 00:43:13,889 --> 00:43:15,965 Well, you know, he did give her a lot of laxatives, 928 00:43:15,966 --> 00:43:18,595 you know, and I think he-he took some himself sometimes, 929 00:43:18,755 --> 00:43:21,180 you know, so that's why he was running for the head. 930 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,249 - I'll bet. - Gosh. 931 00:43:24,585 --> 00:43:26,102 How do you know that? 932 00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:31,022 Unfortunately, I have watched a lot of his TikTok. 933 00:43:31,023 --> 00:43:32,817 [Charlie] Is that how you got hooked on these, 934 00:43:32,977 --> 00:43:34,944 these 2-Hour Power Juices? 935 00:43:35,104 --> 00:43:36,145 [laughing] 936 00:43:36,305 --> 00:43:38,114 Right, yeah, love that stuff. 937 00:43:39,208 --> 00:43:40,366 Bullshit. 938 00:43:42,170 --> 00:43:45,646 Oh. Right, yeah. They are disgusting. 939 00:43:45,807 --> 00:43:48,249 But they get the job done in a pinch. 940 00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:50,175 Hmm. 941 00:43:50,176 --> 00:43:52,629 [birds chirping] 942 00:43:52,789 --> 00:43:54,380 [Daisy hissing] 943 00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:58,584 [♪ dramatic music playing] 944 00:43:58,744 --> 00:44:00,136 [Daisy growls] 945 00:44:04,659 --> 00:44:06,542 You know what, you should, uh-- 946 00:44:06,703 --> 00:44:09,019 Why don't you go get the car started up? 947 00:44:09,305 --> 00:44:10,971 Oh, I'll just-- I'll wait here. 948 00:44:11,132 --> 00:44:13,724 No, yeah, the boots aren't right for this. 949 00:44:13,884 --> 00:44:15,158 It's a muddy situation. 950 00:44:15,159 --> 00:44:16,576 Very muddy. 951 00:44:16,577 --> 00:44:17,654 Muddy. 952 00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:19,906 Ah. 953 00:44:20,066 --> 00:44:23,209 Oh, alright. 954 00:44:23,786 --> 00:44:26,536 And, uh, you're just going to let her go, yeah? 955 00:44:26,537 --> 00:44:27,888 Yep. Just going to-- 956 00:44:27,889 --> 00:44:30,700 I'm going to release her into this swamp here, yep. 957 00:44:31,177 --> 00:44:34,043 Yeah, yeah. Okay, alright then. 958 00:44:34,044 --> 00:44:37,547 Well, I guess, uh, I should just go, uh, get her fired up. 959 00:44:37,548 --> 00:44:39,575 Alright. Okay then. 960 00:44:39,736 --> 00:44:41,001 Alright. 961 00:44:41,162 --> 00:44:44,180 [♪ dramatic music continues] 962 00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:08,705 - Hey. - [grunts] 963 00:45:08,865 --> 00:45:11,958 Gosh, I, uh, thought you were one of the good ones. 964 00:45:12,118 --> 00:45:15,510 But I, uh, guess you're just another loose cannon. 965 00:45:15,511 --> 00:45:17,663 - [Daisy growling] - I am not a loose cannon. 966 00:45:17,823 --> 00:45:19,090 Who are you? 967 00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:22,293 You are the nosiest cater waiter I've ever met! 968 00:45:22,453 --> 00:45:24,343 Just another, another guy, 969 00:45:24,344 --> 00:45:27,298 just, uh, concerned with protecting the innocent, same as you. 970 00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:29,348 This gator's not innocent. 971 00:45:29,349 --> 00:45:30,560 She killed a man. 972 00:45:31,212 --> 00:45:32,270 Bullshit. 973 00:45:33,714 --> 00:45:34,805 Oh, but you know what wasn't bullshit, 974 00:45:34,965 --> 00:45:37,532 uh, when you said that, uh, Gator Joe had 975 00:45:37,533 --> 00:45:39,784 to take that shit because of reptile laxative. 976 00:45:39,785 --> 00:45:41,362 Well, you knew that was true. 977 00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:43,990 But the thing is, right, so Gator Joe, 978 00:45:44,150 --> 00:45:46,242 he knew that he was going to win that award. 979 00:45:46,402 --> 00:45:49,144 So, I mean, why? 980 00:45:49,305 --> 00:45:51,822 Why on earth would he take industrial-strength 981 00:45:51,982 --> 00:45:54,917 reptile laxative before he knew he had to get on stage? 982 00:45:56,162 --> 00:45:57,253 I didn't mean to hurt him. 983 00:45:57,413 --> 00:46:00,306 I just wanted to embarrass him, you know? 984 00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:02,558 Just embarrass him a little bit. 985 00:46:02,993 --> 00:46:04,484 Wait, so, so what? 986 00:46:04,485 --> 00:46:07,162 So, you put the laxative in his Power Juice, 987 00:46:07,323 --> 00:46:10,016 and then, what, you just, you gave him too much? 988 00:46:11,578 --> 00:46:13,093 Oh, I see, so you needed a fall guy 989 00:46:13,254 --> 00:46:17,572 and, oh, so you gave Daisy a bunch of meth 990 00:46:17,573 --> 00:46:19,025 hoping that she would just go to town on him. 991 00:46:19,185 --> 00:46:21,027 I got to say, I'm saying that in a rational tone of voice, 992 00:46:21,187 --> 00:46:22,853 but it is empirically insane. 993 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:26,106 Damn awards. You know, I used to be a good cop. 994 00:46:26,267 --> 00:46:27,858 I used to be a really good cop. 995 00:46:28,018 --> 00:46:30,084 Okay, okay, easy. 996 00:46:30,085 --> 00:46:32,086 Fran, you still are, okay? 997 00:46:32,087 --> 00:46:34,290 Let's just go back and tell them the truth. 998 00:46:36,702 --> 00:46:38,092 I can't. 999 00:46:38,093 --> 00:46:41,271 No, no, I'm not going to throw it all away. 1000 00:46:41,272 --> 00:46:45,600 No. Not for some asshole with two goddamn catchphrases. 1001 00:46:45,601 --> 00:46:47,595 - [♪ dramatic music playing] - [Daisy growls] 1002 00:46:47,755 --> 00:46:48,930 [grunts] 1003 00:46:50,550 --> 00:46:51,865 [screaming] 1004 00:46:51,866 --> 00:46:53,391 Stop, stop, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't. 1005 00:46:53,392 --> 00:46:54,334 No, this isn't who you are. 1006 00:46:54,495 --> 00:46:55,961 I see you, I know you. 1007 00:46:56,122 --> 00:46:57,814 And if you look in her eyes, you'll see that. 1008 00:47:24,466 --> 00:47:26,625 Thank you, I, I needed to hear that. 1009 00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:29,644 I'm going to confess it all and take what comes. 1010 00:47:29,645 --> 00:47:31,646 Well, I was talking to Daisy, 1011 00:47:31,647 --> 00:47:34,174 but, uh, well, I'm glad it landed for you as well. 1012 00:47:37,502 --> 00:47:39,603 [Fran] And there she goes. 1013 00:47:39,604 --> 00:47:41,256 [Charlie] Back to the swamp. 1014 00:47:41,417 --> 00:47:44,109 Subtitle extract by: Dream Ports insta: @Dream_Ports 1015 00:47:44,170 --> 00:47:45,862 - Hey. - [flies buzzing] 1016 00:47:55,431 --> 00:48:01,427 Fran, that is the most Florida Man shit of all time. 1017 00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:04,380 No way I'm bringing that in front of a judge. 1018 00:48:04,883 --> 00:48:07,049 Cousin Larry'd have a field day. 1019 00:48:08,294 --> 00:48:10,259 Chief, I murdered someone. 1020 00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:13,213 No, Gator Joe was eaten 1021 00:48:13,374 --> 00:48:16,616 by his own gator, case closed. 1022 00:48:16,617 --> 00:48:19,520 And let's all get back to doing our jobs. 1023 00:48:21,474 --> 00:48:23,048 Then I resign. 1024 00:48:23,634 --> 00:48:25,875 I don't deserve to wear this badge. 1025 00:48:25,876 --> 00:48:27,653 Fran, come on. 1026 00:48:27,813 --> 00:48:29,730 You're one of the good ones. 1027 00:48:29,890 --> 00:48:32,632 Your community needs you. 1028 00:48:32,633 --> 00:48:34,619 I'll have to find another way to serve it. 1029 00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:39,415 ♪ Just movin', movin' along ♪ 1030 00:48:40,401 --> 00:48:43,318 ♪ Just movin', movin' along ♪ 1031 00:48:43,479 --> 00:48:45,704 ♪ Well, I'm chasing the blues ♪ 1032 00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:47,981 ♪ Right out of my mind ♪ 1033 00:48:47,982 --> 00:48:50,600 ♪ I'm leaving my cares and my worries... ♪ 1034 00:48:50,601 --> 00:48:52,152 You're doing great, Fran. 1035 00:48:52,153 --> 00:48:54,180 Keep this up, you could win volunteer of the month. 1036 00:48:54,340 --> 00:48:58,483 - ♪ I'm leavin' town today ♪ - ♪ Just movin' ♪ 1037 00:48:58,484 --> 00:49:01,161 ♪ Movin' along, my lonesome... ♪ 1038 00:49:01,162 --> 00:49:03,413 [Good Buddy] [over radio] Okay, okay. Pretty crazy, man. 1039 00:49:03,414 --> 00:49:05,815 I'm getting the sense that this is par for the course with you. 1040 00:49:05,816 --> 00:49:07,742 Mm. Well, you know me. 1041 00:49:07,743 --> 00:49:10,020 Stick with me and you'll never want for the crazy. 1042 00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:11,922 [Good Buddy] So, what's up next? 1043 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:15,701 Ah, well, uh, whatever's next, I guess. 1044 00:49:15,861 --> 00:49:17,576 Uh... 1045 00:49:17,577 --> 00:49:18,828 Shit, man, I don't know. 1046 00:49:18,829 --> 00:49:20,105 Maybe the next exit 1047 00:49:20,266 --> 00:49:22,331 and I'll finally find my place in the world. 1048 00:49:22,332 --> 00:49:26,787 But, hey, thanks to you and a prehistoric reptile, 1049 00:49:26,947 --> 00:49:30,866 ah, at least maybe, maybe I'm figuring out 1050 00:49:31,027 --> 00:49:33,519 how to finally start enjoying this journey, you know? 1051 00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:35,471 Over and out, Good Buddy. 1052 00:49:35,631 --> 00:49:38,373 ♪ Like the sun and the moon and the stars above ♪ 1053 00:49:38,534 --> 00:49:39,976 [Daisy growling] 1054 00:49:40,136 --> 00:49:43,528 ♪ We're gonna be one of a kind ♪ 1055 00:49:43,529 --> 00:49:45,604 Hey. Hey! 1056 00:49:45,605 --> 00:49:48,359 Daisy, it's me from the FlopaCopas. 1057 00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:50,043 Comin' right this way. 1058 00:49:50,044 --> 00:49:52,462 ♪ I'll find a new love wherever I'll be ♪ 1059 00:49:52,463 --> 00:49:54,490 Taste of human blood. 1060 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:57,217 Hi. Uh, that's crazy. 1061 00:49:57,218 --> 00:49:59,829 I got this, um, I have a conference call. 1062 00:49:59,989 --> 00:50:01,579 - I'm going to be on my way... - [car engine starts] 1063 00:50:01,580 --> 00:50:02,873 ...but it was great to see you. 1064 00:50:03,034 --> 00:50:05,710 Boy, did we go on a little adventure, huh, Daisy? 1065 00:50:05,870 --> 00:50:08,879 [car engine roaring] 1066 00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:11,757 [water splashing] 1067 00:50:11,917 --> 00:50:15,136 ♪ Just movin', movin' along ♪ 1068 00:50:17,523 --> 00:50:19,015 Some sad news, fam, 1069 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:23,894 our lovely fiancée has flown the coop. 1070 00:50:25,322 --> 00:50:26,564 Shannon is gone. 1071 00:50:27,834 --> 00:50:29,999 She gave me a choice, 1072 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,028 her or Daisy. 1073 00:50:35,842 --> 00:50:37,783 How could I ever leave my soulmate? 1074 00:50:42,022 --> 00:50:43,914 I love you too, Daisy. 1075 00:50:44,075 --> 00:50:47,117 Life was so much simpler back then. 1076 00:50:47,277 --> 00:50:50,169 You were just a cute baby gator. 1077 00:50:50,170 --> 00:50:52,757 And I was just a cute traffic cop. 1078 00:50:54,101 --> 00:50:55,951 No pressure, 1079 00:50:56,112 --> 00:50:58,128 no worries, 1080 00:50:58,288 --> 00:51:01,057 no six-figure endorsement deals. 1081 00:51:02,783 --> 00:51:04,685 It's just me and you, Daisy. 1082 00:51:05,687 --> 00:51:07,387 Eating bucket fulls of mice 1083 00:51:07,548 --> 00:51:10,900 and helping old ladies and children cross the street. 1084 00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:14,278 Me and you. 1085 00:51:15,064 --> 00:51:16,796 Gator done! 1086 00:51:16,797 --> 00:51:19,909 ♪ Yay-ee... ♪76477

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