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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,375 --> 00:00:15,083 Okay. This is the last challenge. 2 00:00:15,166 --> 00:00:16,000 RACE START LINE 3 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:18,875 This will determine your future. 4 00:00:18,958 --> 00:00:21,583 Many of you are destined for glory. 5 00:00:22,291 --> 00:00:24,000 Others for unemployment. 6 00:00:24,083 --> 00:00:28,208 When you got here, you didn't give a shit about your jobs. 7 00:00:28,291 --> 00:00:29,791 Not anymore, right? 8 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:43,875 FOUR DAYS EARLIER 9 00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:49,250 -Will you be okay? -Yes, super. 10 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:55,208 -Why are you holding them like that? -To kiss you. 11 00:00:55,291 --> 00:00:57,625 -No, Lu. -What do you think of my hair? 12 00:00:57,708 --> 00:00:59,166 -Your hair? -Too short? 13 00:00:59,250 --> 00:01:00,208 -No. -You're sure? 14 00:01:00,291 --> 00:01:02,208 -No way. -My love! No. 15 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:05,208 We talked about this. New haircut, new chapter. 16 00:01:05,791 --> 00:01:06,916 It's okay. 17 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,916 -Ciao. -Everything is okay. 18 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,250 -Of course. -Otherwise, lay them down or… 19 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:13,166 Yes. Got it. 20 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:14,416 -Okay? -Purée, right? 21 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,708 I don't know how things will be… Yes, purée. 22 00:01:16,791 --> 00:01:19,291 It's been months. Maybe they've been slipping. 23 00:01:19,375 --> 00:01:22,041 -Don't worry. Look. Ciao, Mommy. -They're… 24 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:24,583 -What's up? Mommy's leaving! -Ciao, Mommy! 25 00:01:24,666 --> 00:01:27,583 -She'll be back soon. -Bye. 26 00:01:27,666 --> 00:01:30,750 GO TEAM! 27 00:01:40,291 --> 00:01:41,500 Everything's fine. 28 00:01:42,625 --> 00:01:43,958 You slept well. 29 00:01:45,291 --> 00:01:47,375 The babies let me sleep. 30 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:50,416 I was dying to come back! 31 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:53,375 I was dying to come back! 32 00:01:57,625 --> 00:02:00,250 Wow! I'm so happy to see you all! 33 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,708 Got anything for me? 34 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:19,291 12TH SPANISH CHEESE CONTEST SILVER - TÍO MOCHALES 35 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,333 ARTISAN CHEESES CURED COW'S CHEESE 36 00:02:31,791 --> 00:02:33,000 Hello? 37 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:37,041 I hear footsteps… 38 00:02:40,166 --> 00:02:41,208 Surprise! 39 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:42,875 THANKS FOR EVERYTHING 40 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:46,500 Surpri-- 41 00:02:50,083 --> 00:02:50,916 What the hell? 42 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:52,750 What's going on? 43 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:54,500 What are you doing here? 44 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:56,250 It's my first day back. 45 00:02:57,291 --> 00:02:59,083 Your first day back is tomorrow. 46 00:02:59,166 --> 00:03:01,958 Did you see her hair? What did you do to it? 47 00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:04,208 Yes, I cut it. 48 00:03:04,291 --> 00:03:06,708 Postpartum cut. Do you like it? 49 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:09,250 It's a dream. 50 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:11,333 For the kids? 51 00:03:11,416 --> 00:03:14,083 -Thanks. You shouldn't have. -No. 52 00:03:14,166 --> 00:03:15,000 No. 53 00:03:15,083 --> 00:03:18,166 No. It's not for you. It's for Padilla. 54 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:20,083 -Is he my replacement? -He's coming! 55 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:21,416 He's coming! Get down! 56 00:03:22,541 --> 00:03:25,916 Surprise! 57 00:03:30,458 --> 00:03:31,541 Nice. 58 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:33,041 Angelines. 59 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,833 -He was my replacement? -María. 60 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:36,416 Yes. 61 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:39,083 He uses a lot of soccer metaphors that blow me away. 62 00:03:39,166 --> 00:03:40,541 -That's nice. -Yes. 63 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:45,208 The team is what matters most. And scoring goals. Don't forget. 64 00:03:50,958 --> 00:03:53,291 Long live Padilla! 65 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:55,125 I love you. 66 00:03:55,708 --> 00:03:57,541 I can't believe my team. 67 00:03:57,625 --> 00:04:00,375 Listen, girl. You were gone for six months. 68 00:04:00,875 --> 00:04:01,708 And? 69 00:04:01,791 --> 00:04:04,333 Well, Padilla won us over. 70 00:04:04,416 --> 00:04:05,833 Yes. I can see that. 71 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:10,625 He didn't cry when I banned him from making deals over drinks. 72 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:12,750 And he closed our deal with Mercadona. 73 00:04:12,833 --> 00:04:13,750 Wonderful. 74 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:16,625 Because I worked on that deal for months. 75 00:04:16,708 --> 00:04:17,833 Well, he closed it. 76 00:04:17,916 --> 00:04:19,750 -And he saved our year. -Yes. 77 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:24,250 -Okay. Show me a picture of your kiddos. -Yes. 78 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:26,625 That new pesto cheese… 79 00:04:26,708 --> 00:04:28,291 It looks bad but tastes good. 80 00:04:28,375 --> 00:04:30,541 -The other one smells awful. -Okay… 81 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:34,000 -Aw, look! -Let me see! 82 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:36,416 -Wow. -Leo. And this is Lucía. 83 00:04:37,583 --> 00:04:40,083 They're so cute in their matching overalls. 84 00:04:40,166 --> 00:04:42,333 My boys went around with their willies out. 85 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:44,125 -Domingo. -What? 86 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:45,875 That's a bit inappropriate. 87 00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:48,125 It'd be inappropriate if mine was out. 88 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:50,625 You can't talk about that at work. 89 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:52,458 You can't because you're woke. 90 00:04:52,541 --> 00:04:53,750 Stop, Domingo. 91 00:04:54,375 --> 00:04:57,000 You're all so dull. No one's dancing. 92 00:04:57,083 --> 00:05:00,416 Angelines, you can't take medical leave for your hip again. 93 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,833 She'll break it. 94 00:05:01,916 --> 00:05:04,125 -Ever heard of the woke dictatorship? -Yes. 95 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:06,666 My brother-in-law told me about it the other day. 96 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:08,791 It's a Facebook video. You're going to freak. 97 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:09,916 -Sure. -All right. 98 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,041 Angelines, turn the music down. 99 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:14,333 -I'm Natalia. -Turn the music down, Natalia. 100 00:05:14,416 --> 00:05:16,625 -I have to tell you something. -Listen. 101 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:21,541 -Party's over. Pepa wants to talk. -Okay. Be quiet and pay attention. 102 00:05:22,416 --> 00:05:25,708 First of all, I want to thank Padilla. 103 00:05:25,791 --> 00:05:27,791 -He's been here the past few months. -No. 104 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:30,000 He closed our deal with Mercadona. 105 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,375 Mercadona, Mercadona 106 00:05:35,458 --> 00:05:36,833 You're the boss. 107 00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:40,833 Olguita, congrats on the kids. It's almost like they're ours. 108 00:05:40,916 --> 00:05:41,750 That's so sweet. 109 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:43,458 Thank you. I was dying to-- 110 00:05:43,541 --> 00:05:45,166 Now, onto the important part. 111 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:47,291 This year's team-building event… 112 00:05:47,375 --> 00:05:49,083 It's in Marbella this year. 113 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:51,833 Five-star hotel, open bar, everything. 114 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:53,041 -When is it? -Tomorrow. 115 00:05:53,125 --> 00:05:54,916 What the hell? No way. 116 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,541 …but, unfortunately, 117 00:05:56,625 --> 00:06:00,458 because this would've been our best team-building event to date, 118 00:06:00,541 --> 00:06:01,500 we can't go. 119 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:02,625 What happened? 120 00:06:02,708 --> 00:06:03,708 Laura? 121 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:05,416 Please. 122 00:06:06,208 --> 00:06:09,541 Laura and her Human Resources team… 123 00:06:09,625 --> 00:06:10,833 I don't… 124 00:06:11,541 --> 00:06:12,750 I don't have a team. 125 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:15,125 …have planned a fantastic weekend for us. 126 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,333 -Right, Laura? -Yes. 127 00:06:16,416 --> 00:06:21,458 Well, considering the financial resources at our disposal, 128 00:06:21,541 --> 00:06:23,708 and after a lot of hard work, 129 00:06:23,791 --> 00:06:26,291 we've planned a weekend away. 130 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:27,958 We're going to go… 131 00:06:28,833 --> 00:06:30,625 to Vilches del Morrazo. 132 00:06:30,708 --> 00:06:32,583 -What's that? -Where's that? 133 00:06:32,666 --> 00:06:35,708 The hometown of Aldo Mochales. 134 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:41,416 Tío Mochales, the old man in the beret, the founder of the company. 135 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,541 The real one, okay? And… 136 00:06:44,625 --> 00:06:48,166 We're going to do all kinds of activities. 137 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:49,875 We're going to milk cows. 138 00:06:49,958 --> 00:06:52,416 Sustainable ecotourism. 139 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,041 Woke, see? That's woke. 140 00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:56,291 And, most importantly, 141 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:59,791 we'll stop being employees and start being people. 142 00:07:02,541 --> 00:07:04,791 But we'll still be employees a bit. 143 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:05,833 Yes. 144 00:07:07,291 --> 00:07:08,791 Go team. Let's go. 145 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:10,500 Go team! 146 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:15,625 Too bad. 147 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,291 -Is this what I asked for? -Yes. 148 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:25,791 Hi. 149 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:27,666 Welcome to the club, Mommy! 150 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:28,833 Thanks. 151 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:30,166 -We have a gift. -Yes. 152 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,916 -Really? -You didn't have to. 153 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,750 They're some cheap onesies. 154 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:36,041 -They're so cute. -Yes. 155 00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:40,375 Hey, we know recovery can be tough. 156 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:42,625 And the first day you leave them… 157 00:07:42,708 --> 00:07:44,791 -Drama! -Drama! 158 00:07:45,291 --> 00:07:47,625 -I'm doing well. Thanks. Yes. -Yes? 159 00:07:47,708 --> 00:07:49,125 How's your…? Well… 160 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:50,500 -Pelvic floor. -Yes. 161 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:52,708 -It's good. -No leaks? 162 00:07:52,791 --> 00:07:54,291 Are you still breastfeeding? 163 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:56,458 I have two clogged ducts in each boob. 164 00:07:56,541 --> 00:07:58,375 -Wanna see them? -If you'll excuse me… 165 00:07:58,458 --> 00:07:59,333 -Yes. -Of course. 166 00:07:59,416 --> 00:08:01,000 -Thanks for… -You're welcome. 167 00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:03,125 -Of course. -Take it easy, okay? 168 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:04,416 Pepa. 169 00:08:13,750 --> 00:08:16,375 -Take care. Best of luck. -Yes, I'm thrilled. 170 00:08:16,458 --> 00:08:18,583 -Aren't you going on unemployment? -Yes. 171 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,208 -So? -Nothing… 172 00:08:22,041 --> 00:08:23,833 Domingo, listen. 173 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:27,250 This is fine, 174 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:28,833 but it's not living. 175 00:08:30,916 --> 00:08:32,541 I have an RV. 176 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:36,916 When I'm not covering someone's leave, I go to the countryside. 177 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,791 I go to Valle del Jerte with my wife. 178 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:41,666 -Wow! -There we crack open a few beers. 179 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:44,333 And we watch the sunset while we bang and bang. 180 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:50,458 We talk about everything. About life, and what's left to live. 181 00:08:50,541 --> 00:08:53,041 -Marvelous. -And how sad it is to work in an office. 182 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,083 You know what? 183 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:57,625 When I think about that, and I remember work… 184 00:08:57,708 --> 00:08:59,000 Look at this. 185 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:01,291 What is this? 186 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,458 Well, I tell myself, 187 00:09:03,541 --> 00:09:06,375 "You've wasted so much time, man." 188 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:09,000 Well, best of luck, Domingo. 189 00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:15,458 Be honest. I won't fire you. 190 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:16,708 TÍO MOCHALES' NEW IMAGE 191 00:09:16,791 --> 00:09:19,333 It looks like it's trying to be the gay flag. 192 00:09:19,416 --> 00:09:22,125 -Like what? -Like… 193 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:24,708 I can't sell cheese with this stuff. 194 00:09:24,791 --> 00:09:26,833 -You can't sell… Sorry. -Sorry. 195 00:09:27,791 --> 00:09:28,625 -Next. -Okay. 196 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:31,500 TÍO MOCHALES A LITTLE CHEESE AND A LITTLE LOVE 197 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:34,916 -Pepa never listens to me. -Just a matter of time until she starts. 198 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:38,250 -To me? -Seriously. To you. You're talented. 199 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:40,333 -I'm out of here, okay? -Have a good one. 200 00:09:40,416 --> 00:09:41,916 END OF NEW DESIGN PRESENTATION 201 00:09:55,375 --> 00:09:58,250 -What's Mom of The Year still doing here? -Hey, Mr. Talented. 202 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,833 -You're nosy. -That was cute. 203 00:10:00,916 --> 00:10:03,166 -Aren't you going to do anything? -About what? 204 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:04,416 About what else? 205 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:07,416 Come on. He's an employee. 206 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:11,083 We're not employees during the team-building event. What are we? 207 00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:14,458 Laura's a trip. Where are you going? 208 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,833 -To talk to Pepa. -About what? 209 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,666 -Wish me luck. -Good luck. 210 00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:25,500 -Pepa. -How are you, hon? 211 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,083 Good. 212 00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:29,208 When I have a sec, we need to catch up. 213 00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:31,750 -How about now? -Not now. I'm leaving. 214 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,666 Quick question, Pepa. 215 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:37,916 It's about the team-building event. Since I just got back… 216 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,083 -Yes? -It's optional, right? 217 00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:42,833 Of course it is. 218 00:10:42,916 --> 00:10:43,916 Good. 219 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,416 But you should go. 220 00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:50,375 Since you've been gone for so long, it'd be good for you, right? 221 00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:52,708 Obviously. Of course. 222 00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:54,583 Yes. I'm going to go. 223 00:10:54,666 --> 00:10:56,166 New haircut, right? 224 00:10:57,166 --> 00:10:58,166 Yes. 225 00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:01,625 You can't always get it right. 226 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,875 Look. It looks good on Lu too. 227 00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:10,250 That's Leo. 228 00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:12,625 I knew maternity leave would have consequences. 229 00:11:12,708 --> 00:11:15,791 -Sure, because you didn't want to take it. -You didn't. 230 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,083 You took 15 days and went to fitboxing a ton. 231 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:21,916 Let's not fight. Do you want your kids to grow up without a dad? 232 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,125 They're going to grow up. My wrists are already destroyed. 233 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:29,041 Hey, what are you doing? 234 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:31,083 Please, don't leave me. Olga. 235 00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:33,041 I'm packing for my team-building event. 236 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,708 What team-building event? 237 00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,416 The one I go to every year. 238 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:39,458 Wait a sec. You're going to leave your kids alone? 239 00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:41,083 Not alone. With their dad. 240 00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:42,208 Before weaning? 241 00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:44,166 The freezer is full of milk. 242 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:45,583 The freezer. Great. 243 00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:48,416 That's great. The freezer is full of milk. 244 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,625 That's great. 245 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:53,041 All I know is I have to kill it this weekend. 246 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:55,625 Hey. Wait, it's this weekend? 247 00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:58,208 Olga. Weren't we…? 248 00:11:58,291 --> 00:11:59,750 Okay. 249 00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:27,500 RV WORLD 250 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,375 Hi. 251 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:35,916 So, you miss them, right? 252 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,708 Are you crying? 253 00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:39,666 Uh, no. 254 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,375 Shame and guilt, the Catholic queens. 255 00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:44,333 It sounds like you can hear them. 256 00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:47,166 How they say, "Mom." 257 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:50,125 -"Mom." -"Where are you, Mom?" 258 00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:53,250 -Mom is at max capacity at work. -Yes. 259 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:55,875 -Excuse me. My team needs me. -Of course. 260 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:57,208 Of course. 261 00:12:57,291 --> 00:13:00,625 It's a pyramid thing. You put in some money, and you grow. 262 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,375 You have to recruit members. 263 00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:05,541 I joined. You have no idea how much money I've made. 264 00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,916 -I recommend it. Do you have cash? -Hey. 265 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,666 We'll show them that Sales still does the heavy lifting. 266 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,208 -Of course. -Good. 267 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:15,333 Look, I brought drugs. 268 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:17,000 Parrondo. 269 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:21,958 No, obviously. Olga, you're so naive. That was a joke, boss. 270 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:24,791 You're so naive. Why would I bring drugs? 271 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:29,333 Listen, ladies. 272 00:13:29,416 --> 00:13:33,541 We're not in Sales, so we don't have to worry about this. 273 00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:36,250 -We're too old for this. -I'm young. 274 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:39,625 Sure, but Natalia, for example, sprained her ankle last year. 275 00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:42,083 That's because I have bad joints. 276 00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:45,291 Hey, colleagues. 277 00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:51,291 Can you all listen up for a minute? 278 00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,791 Yes. Hi! 279 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,291 They can't hear you. 280 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,500 This isn't working, is it? 281 00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:02,208 What is that hellish thing? What's going on? 282 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,541 Yes. Can you hear me now? 283 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,791 -Now we can. -Yes. 284 00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:12,166 We have a surprise for you all. 285 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,333 GREAT CHEESE, GREAT IDEAS 286 00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:17,458 The box of great ideas. 287 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,500 We made this box 288 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:25,833 so all of you can submit your ideas 289 00:14:25,916 --> 00:14:29,625 on how to improve day-to-day life at the company, okay? 290 00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:32,750 For example, "bring your pet." 291 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,166 Don't hold back. 292 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:37,458 All ideas are great ideas. 293 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:55,166 THURSDAY 294 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,916 That's cryptocurrency. It's virtual. Now's the time. 295 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,125 I play now, check it at night… 296 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:02,500 Asia does its thing. You sell… millionaire. 297 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:07,125 Oh my God, this is a dump. 298 00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:08,208 Really? 299 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,666 -Do you like nature? -It's pretty cool, right? 300 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,166 Yes, I like it too. 301 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,625 I love it. I'm a super environmentalist. 302 00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:19,166 I have a bit of eco-anxiety with everything that's happening… 303 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,666 What are they talking about? Are they hooking up? 304 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,916 No. Not yet. 305 00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,833 Welcome to Vilches del Morrazo, 306 00:15:29,916 --> 00:15:32,666 where there are more cows than inhabitants. 307 00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:38,583 I can't hear you. 308 00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:40,083 A bit louder. 309 00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:42,583 Let's go! 310 00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:45,458 Welcome. 311 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,041 Back here, you can see all the games 312 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,458 we'll be playing over the weekend. 313 00:15:51,541 --> 00:15:54,291 Hula-Hoops, role-playing, cow milking… 314 00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:55,791 All for points. 315 00:15:55,875 --> 00:16:02,291 We'll fill in the panel with your scores, which will be the die-cast medals. 316 00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:03,333 THE GREAT TEAM GAME 317 00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:06,500 And the people with the most points… 318 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,791 Surprise. 319 00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:11,000 I told you. It's a competition. 320 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,166 -It's important… -We'll destroy them. 321 00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,375 What we're going to do is 322 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,291 keep the three Cs in mind. 323 00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:23,083 Confidence, communication, and cooperativity. 324 00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:26,458 -How fun, right? -Three clear Cs. 325 00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:29,750 Confidence, communication, and cooperativity. 326 00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:31,875 Where did you find him? 327 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,958 I think he's an actor. 328 00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:36,166 -Cooperativity. -That's it. 329 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:40,125 Excuse me. Sorry for jumping in. 330 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:43,958 I want to say something on behalf of all the members of this great family. 331 00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,708 What I'll say is, and I think we'll all agree, 332 00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:50,750 thank you to the company and, above all, thank you, Pepa, 333 00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:53,125 for this great gift you've given us. 334 00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:55,791 We're going to make the most of it. Am I right? 335 00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:06,791 Go team! 336 00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:10,416 Many of you are probably wondering what's behind these doors. 337 00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:12,375 Cows. 338 00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:13,625 And something else. 339 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:17,625 Well, a ton of shit. It really stinks out here… 340 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:21,083 Our dear founder, 341 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,000 Aldo Mochales. 342 00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:26,250 Mr. Mochales. 343 00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:33,041 He doesn't look like the guy on the cheese label. 344 00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,458 Dear Aldo, I know you don't like public speaking, 345 00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:38,791 but could you say a few words to start the weekend, please? 346 00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:47,208 Fifty years ago… 347 00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:51,250 I dreamt that Jesus Christ and a dwarf 348 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:54,083 were cutting my dad's hair. 349 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,125 He didn't tell me this. 350 00:17:57,208 --> 00:18:00,833 I was drinking liquor with the dwarf. 351 00:18:00,916 --> 00:18:03,583 Two days later, my dad died. 352 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,500 Did the dwarf kill him? 353 00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:09,500 -What? -Did the dwarf kill him? 354 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,125 How could the dwarf kill him? 355 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,416 No? 356 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,875 No way. He was flattened by a tractor. 357 00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:18,666 That's awful. 358 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:21,125 And, one year later, 359 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:25,083 I dreamt I founded a cheese factory… 360 00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:30,208 and I decided to bring that dream to life. 361 00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:34,125 Who are all of you? 362 00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:36,416 The employees. 363 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,041 Well, that was rough. 364 00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,125 Well, you really inspired us. 365 00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:41,041 What? 366 00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:43,208 You really did inspire us. Great. 367 00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,166 Goosebumps, Aldo. 368 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,250 A round of applause, please. 369 00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:51,833 Yes. I'll walk you back. 370 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,291 But not to the cowshed. Not with the cows. 371 00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,541 Doesn't he live here? 372 00:18:58,833 --> 00:18:59,708 What? 373 00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:02,458 At Tío Mochales, what are we? We're cheesemakers. 374 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:06,500 And what is the first step in making the best cheese? 375 00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:09,166 The milk? 376 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,500 Each team will have a cow at their disposal. 377 00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,083 The team that extracts the most milk… 378 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,125 wins. 379 00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:21,541 -Pull. -I don't want to hurt-- 380 00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:25,708 It grosses me out. 381 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,875 Good job, mommies! 382 00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:32,208 Look at the baby. He misses his mommy. 383 00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:35,791 "Baby"? Do you know how good that steak is if you cook it? 384 00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:38,291 Okay. Go on. Shit. 385 00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,125 -Shit. -Hey. 386 00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,708 -Oh, no. -She's leaving! 387 00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:49,291 -No. -She's leaving us. 388 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,083 Help! 389 00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:58,375 Come back. You can tie up the cows. 390 00:19:59,791 --> 00:20:03,000 That wasn't too bad, considering it was our first time. 391 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:05,333 I don't think they're ready for this activity. 392 00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:08,250 We should've started with something easy. 393 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:11,708 -Look what I got. Nothing. -If you want, I'll give you mine. 394 00:20:11,791 --> 00:20:14,125 The thing is, I'm lactose intolerant. 395 00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,791 -I've never done this before. -Well… 396 00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:18,625 Listen, this is pathetic. 397 00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:20,166 Do you hear me? Pathetic. 398 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:24,625 Meet me in the assembly hall in ten minutes. 399 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,541 Listen, this concerns all of you. 400 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:33,375 I was going to tell you later, but after what I saw… 401 00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,958 You're all lazing around, so the sooner you know, the better. 402 00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:38,666 Are there going to be layoffs? 403 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,666 The board is finalizing the sale of Tío Mochales to Royal Pet. 404 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,541 Isn't that dog food? 405 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:45,708 The pet industry, Olga, has become 406 00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:48,166 one of the most powerful, didn't you know? 407 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,041 No. 408 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:53,125 Royal Pet is acquiring all kinds of companies. 409 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:56,041 They have a lot of money. Why? 410 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:58,333 Because nowadays, everyone has cats, 411 00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:01,666 and no one has children, except Olga. 412 00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:06,541 The current market is a cruel jungle for companies like ours. 413 00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:09,750 Too big to get government subsidies, 414 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:13,375 and too small to compete globally. 415 00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,125 Indeed. Nieves is right. 416 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,291 Angelines. 417 00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:21,833 We need a new corporation to open doors for us, to make us grow. 418 00:21:21,916 --> 00:21:23,208 That's great. 419 00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:25,791 That's big news, isn't it? 420 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,833 -It is. -Go team! 421 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,208 -Plus… -All right. 422 00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:36,708 -Quiet. -Plus… 423 00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:39,041 They have a very generous… 424 00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:40,666 salary policy. 425 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,708 Prepare yourselves for a considerable 426 00:21:43,791 --> 00:21:44,958 raise. 427 00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:46,250 You heard me! 428 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:52,833 Okay. Listen up. 429 00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:56,208 No. Let's listen… Let's let Pepa finish, please. 430 00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:59,333 You have to take this team-building event seriously. Why? 431 00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:03,000 Because we're starting a new chapter, 432 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:04,958 and not all of you will be here for it. 433 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:08,333 -So there are going to be layoffs. -I'm afraid so. 434 00:22:08,416 --> 00:22:11,375 For more information, here's Laura and her HR team. 435 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:14,625 I don't… I don't have a team. 436 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,083 But, can we negotiate the layoffs? 437 00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:18,833 Laura, excuse me. 438 00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:21,916 How many people are going to be laid off? 439 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,833 Well, that's a very good question, Marco. 440 00:22:24,916 --> 00:22:29,791 The approximate calculation… It's not… 441 00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:34,458 It ranges around 30 to 40 percent. 442 00:22:34,541 --> 00:22:37,666 Thirty to forty percent? You're joking. 443 00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:42,583 But we're not going to let this spoil the festive atmosphere of the weekend. 444 00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:44,125 Come on. What did you expect? 445 00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:45,916 Jesus. I just bought a Tesla. 446 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,125 With your salary? 447 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:50,000 Sorry for following that fucking 2020 Agenda. 448 00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:51,583 -Thirty. -Fuck. Thirty. 449 00:22:51,666 --> 00:22:55,333 The most important thing now is to do well in the games, 450 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:58,291 because those of you who score the lowest, well… 451 00:23:03,041 --> 00:23:05,000 ROYAL PET AND THEIR CREATIVE LAYOFFS 452 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:08,625 PROGRAMS TO REDUCE PERSONNEL WHY SETTLE FOR AN ENVELOPE AND HANDSHAKE? 453 00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:10,083 Come on, Angelines. 454 00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:12,416 There, look. 455 00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:18,125 "Royal Pet is known for its unusual hiring processes, 456 00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:21,291 which have reduced its workforce in many countries." 457 00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:23,750 So we can be fired for losing a damn game. 458 00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:26,166 -Is that legal? -Have you read your contract? 459 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:28,958 They can toss you off a cliff and call it a business trip. 460 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:32,875 Bastards. There has to be a way to stop this and defend our rights. 461 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:36,291 I wish they'd invent something to protect workers from abuse. 462 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,750 Something called, for example, "a union." 463 00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:40,500 Here goes the union guy. 464 00:23:40,583 --> 00:23:42,500 -Go on. -I've been saying it for ages. 465 00:23:42,583 --> 00:23:45,333 But you spent that money on physical therapy discounts. 466 00:23:45,416 --> 00:23:48,458 We need that. I get spasms from working at this company. 467 00:23:48,541 --> 00:23:51,125 -Me too. -Then have your PT defend your rights. 468 00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:52,958 Now is not the time to argue. 469 00:23:53,041 --> 00:23:56,166 It's time to save our asses and fight like motherfuckers. 470 00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:02,333 What? What's up? 471 00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:04,166 Did you think I had gone soft? 472 00:24:05,041 --> 00:24:06,083 -A mom? -No. 473 00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:09,875 -No one thought that. -Good, because I'll prove that's not true. 474 00:24:09,958 --> 00:24:12,875 Great, but then what? Are we going to accept this? 475 00:24:12,958 --> 00:24:15,166 I just gave birth. I'm not job hunting. 476 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:18,625 After the merger, salaries will go up. I'm not quitting. 477 00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:21,375 They're going to give us the medals anyway, right? 478 00:24:21,458 --> 00:24:23,500 -Don't worry. They will. -And you? 479 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,666 I've been with this company for 30 years. 480 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:29,000 You know what's better than a French salary? 481 00:24:29,666 --> 00:24:31,291 A Spanish layoff. 482 00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:33,375 -Dumbass. -Go tear each other apart. 483 00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:35,333 I'm going to buy an RV. 484 00:24:35,916 --> 00:24:38,541 -Wonderful. -Don't start tearing people apart. 485 00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:40,958 -There will be zero tearing apart. -Good. 486 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:47,541 Well, let's start the Hula-Hoop challenge, okay? 487 00:24:47,625 --> 00:24:51,958 For this activity, it is very important that everyone holds hands. 488 00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:54,708 One, two… 489 00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:56,750 -Good. -Come on. 490 00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,083 Left, right. Left. 491 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,166 There. There, that's it. 492 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:08,416 Less flirting and more participation. 493 00:25:11,916 --> 00:25:15,708 Don't use your hands. If we get stuck, we stop. 494 00:25:15,791 --> 00:25:18,458 And we start thinking about why we got stuck. 495 00:25:19,458 --> 00:25:22,958 Left. Don't stop moving! 496 00:25:23,041 --> 00:25:24,583 One, two, three, left. 497 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:37,208 Give him space. Domingo. 498 00:25:37,291 --> 00:25:38,791 What do you feel? 499 00:25:38,875 --> 00:25:39,958 Nothing. 500 00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:43,833 That's the problem. You're all on autopilot. 501 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,833 Red Team! 502 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:52,333 Clara, Clarisa. 503 00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:53,458 Clara is for me. 504 00:25:56,541 --> 00:25:58,291 -Here. -Thanks. 505 00:25:58,375 --> 00:26:02,166 We're in a livestock town, and we get wet vending machine sandwiches. 506 00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,750 -Yes. -My boobs hurt. 507 00:26:05,416 --> 00:26:10,583 Well, do you all remember the personality tests we did in February? 508 00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:11,500 No. 509 00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:15,125 Well, we have the results. 510 00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:19,250 And most of you are blue, 511 00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:23,041 which is great, because blues are, well… 512 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:27,083 realistic, analytical, tech-savvy… 513 00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:30,666 Sergio is a textbook blue. 514 00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:32,250 Are you blue? 515 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:33,791 -Nice. -That's what it says. 516 00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:35,250 We don't want blues. 517 00:26:36,791 --> 00:26:39,375 No, red is the color we want. 518 00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:42,041 Yes, reds are 519 00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:45,333 ambitious, authoritarian, proactive. 520 00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:47,041 Exactly. Red power. 521 00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:48,083 Red power. 522 00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:49,916 No, Olga, no. 523 00:26:50,416 --> 00:26:51,791 You are green. 524 00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:55,750 What is green? 525 00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:58,791 Well, green is creative, 526 00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:01,833 empathetic, spiritual. 527 00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:05,250 Green as grass. 528 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,541 No, I'm not empathetic. 529 00:27:08,041 --> 00:27:11,000 I'm aggressive and authoritarian. 530 00:27:12,041 --> 00:27:14,958 I was really rude to Parrondo earlier. 531 00:27:15,041 --> 00:27:18,791 And I filled this out when I was pregnant. Too many hormones. 532 00:27:18,875 --> 00:27:21,416 I'm red, almost maroon. Can I take it again? 533 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:22,541 No. 534 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:25,708 -But I don't want to be green. -Understandable. 535 00:27:25,791 --> 00:27:27,416 Green is softer than duck shit. 536 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:32,125 You don't beat the competition with greens, you beat them with reds. 537 00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:36,375 I have a blue foot because I fell, and it hurts a lot. I mean-- 538 00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:38,708 Stop complaining, or I'll amputate it myself. 539 00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:42,458 She's really worked up. 540 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,666 See? I'm red. 541 00:27:45,583 --> 00:27:46,916 I'm violent. 542 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,291 The important thing is to understand that the mix, 543 00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:55,291 the combination of personalities is what enriches the group. 544 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:59,500 Well, that and going out in every challenge and snapping necks. 545 00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:01,416 Metaphorically. 546 00:28:01,916 --> 00:28:04,375 Or not. If you want to keep working here, 547 00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:05,875 be reds. 548 00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:07,666 Snap necks. 549 00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:12,166 Don't snap anything, please. 550 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:14,375 Parrondo, you… 551 00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:16,250 You're gray. 552 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:18,166 Shit. What's that? 553 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:19,750 No one really knows. 554 00:28:20,791 --> 00:28:21,666 Pepa. 555 00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:25,958 -I wanted to talk to you about something. -Yes? 556 00:28:26,041 --> 00:28:29,541 I know this is a very delicate moment for the company, 557 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:32,666 especially for you, because firing people is hard. 558 00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:34,666 But I can do it if you want. 559 00:28:34,750 --> 00:28:37,458 That's why we have a Human Resources team. 560 00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:39,583 Laura can't even take care of Mr. Mochales. 561 00:28:39,666 --> 00:28:43,291 This team-building event is good for everyone, especially you. 562 00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:44,750 Why me? 563 00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:49,166 I know why. It's because you're getting promoted. 564 00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:50,666 That's it! I told Sergio. 565 00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:52,625 -Lower your voice. -Okay. 566 00:28:53,416 --> 00:28:56,791 So… who are they suggesting fill your position? 567 00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:58,958 The French want it to be one of theirs, 568 00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:01,708 but I'd like it to be someone I trust. 569 00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:03,375 You're killing me, Pepa. 570 00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:06,333 I'll drop dead right here. You won't regret this. 571 00:29:06,416 --> 00:29:09,500 I'll do anything. If I don't stand a chance, nobody does. 572 00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:10,875 I'm recommending Olga. 573 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:13,250 No. Olga's a disaster. 574 00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:15,791 She can't take care of herself. Have you seen her? 575 00:29:15,875 --> 00:29:17,166 Her own body is too much. 576 00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:19,916 She doesn't sleep. She has marital issues and two kids-- 577 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,500 Olga is wonderful. 578 00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:24,875 I mean, Olga is my best friend. 579 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:27,666 She's not the problem. It's a hard time for her. 580 00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:30,375 She doesn't know about this, so don't say a word. 581 00:29:30,458 --> 00:29:31,625 Not a peep. 582 00:29:31,708 --> 00:29:32,625 -Yes. -Good. 583 00:29:32,708 --> 00:29:34,416 There's something I don't get. 584 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:37,083 Why is this team-building event so important for me? 585 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,791 For you and everyone. 586 00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:44,166 Not all of you will be able to stay, so you need to give it your all. 587 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,250 Is everything okay? 588 00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:08,875 I don't have a fucking life because of this job. 589 00:30:08,958 --> 00:30:12,291 I had to come all the way here to find out that I could be fired 590 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:14,541 like any Angelines from Administration. 591 00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:18,916 Hey. 592 00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:23,083 Aren't you worried? 593 00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:26,583 Marco, having the same job for the rest of your life is… 594 00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:29,833 for old people, just like Facebook. 595 00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:32,500 I'm on Facebook. 596 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,416 -Do you know what relaxes me? -Surprise me. 597 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:40,083 -Listening to Britney Spears. -Bye! 598 00:30:42,083 --> 00:30:43,416 -Listen to me. -Sure. 599 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:45,000 -You'll like it. -Sure. 600 00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:47,250 -Yes, I love Britney Spears. -Look. 601 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,500 No, we can't. 602 00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:55,375 No, hey. No. You're going to get me in trouble. 603 00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:57,416 -Shut up. -Big trouble. 604 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:14,291 You miss them, don't you? 605 00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:17,041 You think you're going to sleep soundly, don't you? 606 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,125 Well, no. 607 00:31:18,625 --> 00:31:21,125 No way. You'll never sleep well again. 608 00:31:21,208 --> 00:31:22,916 -Never. -Never. 609 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,958 I never wake up later than 6:00, and my eldest is already in college. 610 00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:29,291 -What do I do? -Eye mask. 611 00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:31,166 Earplugs. 612 00:31:32,041 --> 00:31:33,041 Diazepam. 613 00:31:34,958 --> 00:31:36,791 I'll take the sleep mask. 614 00:31:37,416 --> 00:31:40,416 -You don't get to choose. -A mommy needs all three. 615 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,083 -At least. -Exactly. 616 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,541 Forgive me, 617 00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:47,541 but I'm not going to allow motherhood to be everything 618 00:31:47,625 --> 00:31:49,125 in my life, okay? 619 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:52,000 I can't spend all day talking about onesies, 620 00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:55,333 burp cloths, co-sleeping, semi co-sleeping, 621 00:31:55,416 --> 00:32:00,708 fucking breastfeeding groups, cracked nipples, radioactive black poop. 622 00:32:00,791 --> 00:32:03,625 -Meconium. -It's called meconium. 623 00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:05,500 I'm sorry. I can't. 624 00:32:06,041 --> 00:32:08,000 At home, I can. There, I'm Olga, a mom. 625 00:32:08,083 --> 00:32:11,500 A loving and patient person. 626 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,125 But not here. 627 00:32:13,625 --> 00:32:16,500 Here I'm Olga, the head of Sales, 628 00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:18,875 and a crazy, rabid bitch. 629 00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:21,750 Okay? They're two different Olgas. 630 00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:25,333 And now, one of them needs to sleep so she doesn't get fired. 631 00:32:25,416 --> 00:32:26,708 Okay. 632 00:32:27,291 --> 00:32:31,541 -Those mood swings are normal. -She won't get a wink of sleep tonight. 633 00:32:31,625 --> 00:32:33,000 -No way. -It's the truth. 634 00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:34,083 Good night. 635 00:32:34,166 --> 00:32:35,333 Okay. Good night. 636 00:32:35,416 --> 00:32:37,250 -Good night. -Good night, mommies. 637 00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:38,625 Rest up. 638 00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:42,708 Listen, just a quick thing. 639 00:32:42,791 --> 00:32:46,333 I'm looking for the bottle warmer, and I can't find it anywhere. 640 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,833 Look, I found it. Forget it. 641 00:32:48,916 --> 00:32:51,416 Another thing. Can I put it in the dishwasher or…? 642 00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:54,541 I just talked to my mom. 643 00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:56,958 She says we're behind on picking a school. 644 00:32:57,041 --> 00:32:59,375 It's okay. Mommy's not here. I know. 645 00:32:59,875 --> 00:33:02,666 She's partying with her friends. Mom abandoned us. 646 00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:06,583 She abandoned us, so here we are, eating leftovers from the fridge. 647 00:33:06,666 --> 00:33:08,375 Mom's not here because she doesn't-- 648 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:17,875 FRIDAY 649 00:33:17,958 --> 00:33:19,291 Good morning, team. 650 00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:21,125 It's 7:00 a.m. 651 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:25,625 What better way to start the day than with human chess? 652 00:33:25,708 --> 00:33:28,333 I'm going to say this one last time. 653 00:33:28,416 --> 00:33:32,416 The use of cell phones inside the suits is not allowed. 654 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,166 Because I've been watching you all. 655 00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:40,416 Okay? This is all about "groupality." 656 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,833 The feeling of being a team, the team. 657 00:33:42,916 --> 00:33:44,125 What are you? 658 00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:45,708 I'm Domingo. Why? 659 00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,375 Rook? Bishop? Knight? 660 00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:49,416 Pepa, I'm too old for this. 661 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:51,166 I don't care. It is what it is. 662 00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:52,958 But it's the weekend. 663 00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:57,250 What color did you get on the test? 664 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:00,333 He didn't take it. 665 00:34:01,125 --> 00:34:03,041 -I took it. -No, you didn't. 666 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:04,166 I forgot. 667 00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:05,791 -And the box? -What box? 668 00:34:05,875 --> 00:34:09,041 Did you submit any ideas to improve the company? 669 00:34:09,125 --> 00:34:11,166 -I was just about to… -No. 670 00:34:11,958 --> 00:34:13,125 -Not that either? -No. 671 00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:14,458 -You're a snitch. -Domingo. 672 00:34:14,541 --> 00:34:17,458 Seniority can't be an excuse for everything. 673 00:34:17,541 --> 00:34:21,125 We've discovered that we have plenty of reasons to fire you. 674 00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:23,708 What a shame. You're breaking my heart. 675 00:34:23,791 --> 00:34:26,208 -But if I have to go, I'll go. -No severance. 676 00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:27,625 No way. How can you…? 677 00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:29,250 -No severance. -No. 678 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,791 Excuse me. That's a serious matter. 679 00:34:31,875 --> 00:34:35,458 -You can't fire me without severance pay. -There's a report… 680 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,208 -I didn't write it. -What report? 681 00:34:37,291 --> 00:34:40,333 In the last three years, according to your review… 682 00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:41,291 You're a spy? 683 00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:45,125 …Domingo has been an average of 20 minutes late 85% of workdays. 684 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:47,500 -But you put me-- -85% of workdays. 685 00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:50,000 But you put my parking spot miles away, so-- 686 00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:53,083 -Continue. -Using offensive language. 687 00:34:53,166 --> 00:34:55,000 Are you listening? Offensive language. 688 00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:57,166 I've never used offensive language. 689 00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:59,541 When referring to the doorman, Joaquín… 690 00:34:59,625 --> 00:35:03,250 -What'd he call him? -He said, "the Black kid by the door." 691 00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:05,833 That's what you called the doorman, Joaquín. 692 00:35:05,916 --> 00:35:09,166 There are five Joaquíns at the company. The one by the door is Black. 693 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:11,458 Discriminatory behavior. 694 00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:13,083 -Towards whom? -Jess, the intern. 695 00:35:13,166 --> 00:35:14,875 -Who is Jess? -The lead intern. 696 00:35:14,958 --> 00:35:18,291 -You didn't ask Jess for their pronouns. -You referred to them as "she." 697 00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:20,750 You used the wrong pronouns the whole time. 698 00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:25,541 -They filed a complaint before they left. -I have no problem with bipolar people. 699 00:35:27,791 --> 00:35:30,958 Do you know what's going to happen with a report like this? 700 00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:34,250 These are sufficient grounds for lawful termination. 701 00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:35,500 And you know it. 702 00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:40,041 I've given my life to this company. 703 00:35:40,125 --> 00:35:42,416 And you're going to fire me without severance? 704 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,916 -You have this weekend to change that. -No. 705 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:48,541 I want to see you giving it your all. 706 00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:53,458 We're all getting canned, ladies. 707 00:35:53,541 --> 00:35:54,375 Quit it. 708 00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:56,333 What do we do? 709 00:35:56,416 --> 00:35:58,916 Eliminate the strongest competition. 710 00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:04,125 -Queen. -The queen. 711 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:11,750 Hi, Mommy. How are you? 712 00:36:11,833 --> 00:36:13,416 There are going to be layoffs. 713 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,875 There will be layoffs at the worst possible time. 714 00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:19,000 They won't fire you, will they? You're a champion. 715 00:36:19,083 --> 00:36:23,250 No, I'm not a champion, Víctor. I don't know what's wrong with me. 716 00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:27,041 I'm telling everyone I'm still a killer, but my body isn't cooperating. 717 00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:28,708 I don't get it. This is awful. 718 00:36:28,791 --> 00:36:30,458 Yes. That sucks, my love. 719 00:36:30,541 --> 00:36:33,875 Look, I need to change the subject. Look, well… 720 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:37,541 We have a little problem here. A fever problem, okay? 721 00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:38,750 Leo or Lu? 722 00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:40,583 -Both of them. -What's their temp? 723 00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:43,625 First, I put it under Leo's arm, right? 724 00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:45,708 And he had a temp of 38. 725 00:36:45,791 --> 00:36:48,083 But then I put it in his butt… 726 00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:51,208 -In his butt? -Of course. To get a second opinion. 727 00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:53,708 Wait, no. Tell me you washed the thermometer. 728 00:36:53,791 --> 00:36:56,541 Dad's carrying a bit of a mental load. 729 00:36:56,625 --> 00:36:58,625 Drop the fucking stuffie. 730 00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:00,125 Yes, but what do I do? 731 00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:03,416 If they're sick, how about taking them to the doctor? 732 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,083 -We need to talk. -Download it. 733 00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:07,166 -I won't download it. -Make an appointment. 734 00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:09,791 -I have to make an appointment? -I have to go, love. 735 00:37:11,375 --> 00:37:14,458 -Do you mind if…? -Yes, I mind. 736 00:37:14,541 --> 00:37:16,833 We asked for a raise. You said there was no budget. 737 00:37:16,916 --> 00:37:18,708 -There wasn't. -Of course not. 738 00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:22,166 -Because you were pocketing it. -Excuse me? What'd you say? 739 00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:25,041 Your payslip was uploaded to the "driver," hon. 740 00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:27,583 My payslips? Who did that? 741 00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:29,541 -Domingo? -That doesn't matter now. 742 00:37:29,625 --> 00:37:31,333 You make this plus bonuses? 743 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,875 -Yes, obviously. -Obviously. 744 00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:35,041 She makes this much! 745 00:37:35,125 --> 00:37:37,708 This is how much she makes! Unbelievable! 746 00:37:37,791 --> 00:37:40,166 Some of us have been working here for 15 years. 747 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,000 Maybe it's because I'm the boss and you're not. 748 00:37:44,083 --> 00:37:47,041 Olga, Jesus Christ. You make three times more than us? 749 00:37:47,125 --> 00:37:51,041 I make three times more because I work three times more! 750 00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:53,958 I take on three times the responsibility, 751 00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:56,250 and I put up with three times more idiots! 752 00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:57,708 Did you get that? 753 00:37:58,291 --> 00:38:01,500 And I don't do drugs in the corner at team-building events. 754 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:04,375 Please, are you really going to stoop that low? 755 00:38:04,458 --> 00:38:07,125 So what if I brought some candy to the team-building event 756 00:38:07,208 --> 00:38:11,625 so the kids let loose, flirt and dance, instead of this looking like a funeral? 757 00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:13,625 Do you know what hurts the most? 758 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:17,291 Padilla never would've treated us like this. 759 00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:20,583 Padilla doesn't have my fucking mental load! 760 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:23,833 Come on, guys. Let's go have a few beers. 761 00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:38,583 Everything is fine. Calm down. 762 00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:40,625 Breathe. 763 00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:43,708 Fucking Domingo. 764 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:14,166 We meet again in this activity. 765 00:39:14,666 --> 00:39:16,916 We're going to work. 766 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:21,458 We're going to spend time together, focusing on confidence, 767 00:39:21,541 --> 00:39:23,916 empathy, camaraderie… 768 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,750 -Empathy, camarad-- -And what else? 769 00:39:26,833 --> 00:39:28,166 And… 770 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:29,583 -Punctuality. -Yes? 771 00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:34,000 Yes. Ensuring we're punctual so we don't disrupt the work atmosphere. 772 00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:36,958 Let's start with role-playing. 773 00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:40,083 A nuclear war has broken out. 774 00:39:40,166 --> 00:39:42,291 Yes. Of course. 775 00:39:42,375 --> 00:39:46,333 And you are six strangers who manage to survive 776 00:39:46,416 --> 00:39:49,166 on board a hot air balloon. 777 00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:50,916 Sorry, if we're strangers, 778 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:55,541 I would like to know how I should address them properly. 779 00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,375 I need to know their pronouns. 780 00:39:57,458 --> 00:40:00,208 He, he, she. 781 00:40:00,291 --> 00:40:02,458 They, it, right? 782 00:40:02,541 --> 00:40:04,750 Sorry. Are we all normal, then? 783 00:40:07,083 --> 00:40:11,750 The balloon is heading towards a desert island. 784 00:40:11,833 --> 00:40:16,250 There, you will start a new civilization. 785 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:17,250 Okay? 786 00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:22,125 There's only one small problem. 787 00:40:22,208 --> 00:40:24,625 There's too much weight in the basket. 788 00:40:24,708 --> 00:40:29,541 If you want to reach your destination, you'll have to throw someone out. 789 00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:32,250 Armando, the company's lawyer, into the water. 790 00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:34,166 -Why me? -Why? 791 00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:38,291 What are we going to do with a lawyer on a desert island? 792 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:39,458 Isn't that ridiculous? 793 00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:41,875 The lawyer, wham, bam, to the sharks. 794 00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:44,208 Quick, resolute, and authoritarian. 795 00:40:44,291 --> 00:40:47,583 The lawyer to the fucking sharks, now! Come on! 796 00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:52,333 The talk was useful, because he seems more motivated. 797 00:40:53,583 --> 00:40:54,875 I'll take note of that. 798 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:58,375 Domingo, this is a role-playing game, okay? 799 00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:02,000 -Yes. -We're all playing roles that aren't ours. 800 00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:03,958 -He is not himself. -Oh. 801 00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:05,791 -You are not yourself. -Sorry. 802 00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:07,083 -And I'm not me. -Sorry. 803 00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:08,916 I actually am me, but… 804 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,291 So, how do we play? 805 00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:13,208 You each have an envelope. 806 00:41:13,291 --> 00:41:17,916 Open it and defend your place on board the balloon. 807 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,375 Where is the envelope? 808 00:41:19,458 --> 00:41:20,500 Underneath you. 809 00:41:22,291 --> 00:41:23,666 Are you okay, Domingo? 810 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:26,000 Thanks. 811 00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:28,875 Well… 812 00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:31,000 -Fan him. -Beautiful. 813 00:41:31,083 --> 00:41:32,458 I love the envelope. 814 00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:36,666 Hey, I have to stay in the balloon because I'm an expert hunter. 815 00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:39,583 And when we get to the island, we'll have to eat. 816 00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:42,125 Only if there are animals. We don't know. 817 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,541 Look, I'm vegan. 818 00:41:43,625 --> 00:41:47,875 If a wild boar attacks, what will you do, throw tofu cubes at it? 819 00:41:48,791 --> 00:41:51,916 -Come on… -Tofu? Tofu! 820 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,125 Tofu is delicious, okay? My sister eats a lot of tofu. 821 00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:57,375 Attention! Who's vegan? 822 00:41:57,458 --> 00:42:00,083 Who likes tofu? Tofu is very important. 823 00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:02,541 Tofu is very important for life! 824 00:42:03,166 --> 00:42:05,166 And how are you going to do it? 825 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:06,791 -Do what? -Defend us. 826 00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:08,458 I suppose she doesn't have weapons. 827 00:42:08,541 --> 00:42:10,375 -There are no weapons on the island. -No? 828 00:42:10,458 --> 00:42:12,000 -No weapons. No. -Nope. 829 00:42:12,083 --> 00:42:14,125 Well, I can make spears. 830 00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:16,125 I'm going to look for a wild boar. 831 00:42:16,208 --> 00:42:18,083 -Domingo. -Domingo, please. 832 00:42:18,166 --> 00:42:19,541 Is he having a stroke? 833 00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:21,750 -Aren't his eyes really red? -Super red. 834 00:42:21,833 --> 00:42:24,750 -No. -"No"? They're like two red peppers. 835 00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:26,166 They look fine to me. 836 00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:27,291 -Sorry. -Yes. 837 00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:30,750 We can't insert ourselves into the activities… 838 00:42:30,833 --> 00:42:33,041 -I was looking for the wild boar. -No. 839 00:42:35,541 --> 00:42:37,125 I'll go, okay? 840 00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:39,291 Botanist. 841 00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:43,541 How will we survive without floral centerpieces on the table? 842 00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:46,208 I'm a marvelous homosexual botanist. 843 00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:48,291 I'm not a florist, you hick. 844 00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:50,500 -I have gay friends. -Great. 845 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,041 -That's great, Domingo. -Because I'm woke. 846 00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:54,041 Well, wait. 847 00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:56,875 On the island, we'll probably get sick. Right? 848 00:42:56,958 --> 00:42:59,333 And we'll need medicine. 849 00:42:59,416 --> 00:43:01,375 -Everything's found in nature. -Wonderful! 850 00:43:01,458 --> 00:43:04,333 I love nature and little trees! 851 00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:06,125 I love trees. 852 00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:07,875 I can't reach the tree! 853 00:43:07,958 --> 00:43:09,333 I'm calling my sister. 854 00:43:09,416 --> 00:43:12,833 I'm going to ask her what kind of tofu she buys. 855 00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:16,666 As I was saying, Marco should stay 856 00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:19,166 because he knows where to find medicine. 857 00:43:19,250 --> 00:43:22,250 And I know how to use them because… 858 00:43:23,208 --> 00:43:24,208 I'm a doctor. 859 00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:26,000 Boom. 860 00:43:26,083 --> 00:43:27,583 Okay. It's my turn. 861 00:43:28,916 --> 00:43:30,166 Engineer. 862 00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:31,875 Perfect. I'm a builder. 863 00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:34,791 I'll build everything you design. 864 00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:36,708 We'll work together. 865 00:43:36,791 --> 00:43:38,208 Domingo's envelope. 866 00:43:38,291 --> 00:43:39,875 -No. -You have to open it. 867 00:43:39,958 --> 00:43:41,291 No. 868 00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:42,750 -Now. -No. 869 00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:45,000 It belongs to everyone. 870 00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:46,125 The envelope. 871 00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:47,541 Domingo is the lawyer. 872 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:50,375 No! You won't catch me alive! No! 873 00:43:50,458 --> 00:43:52,291 No! 874 00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:03,166 Let's move on to the karaoke challenge. 875 00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:04,125 Domingo? 876 00:44:06,458 --> 00:44:07,833 Domingo, are you alive? 877 00:44:07,916 --> 00:44:09,166 I'm okay. 878 00:44:21,916 --> 00:44:24,291 I nailed that, right? Right? 879 00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:25,833 Is that broken or what? 880 00:44:42,375 --> 00:44:46,375 I've been singing for half an hour. Tell me how the scoring works. 881 00:44:47,208 --> 00:44:48,166 I'm sorry. 882 00:44:49,375 --> 00:44:50,916 You could've killed me. 883 00:44:51,541 --> 00:44:52,500 And you? 884 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,875 Why did you share my payslips? 885 00:44:57,166 --> 00:44:58,750 Because you're the best. 886 00:44:59,750 --> 00:45:02,541 If you get fired, you'll get hired at a new company tomorrow. 887 00:45:02,625 --> 00:45:04,791 I don't want a new job. I have this one. 888 00:45:06,875 --> 00:45:09,333 You don't want to, and I can't. 889 00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:13,000 Why not? 890 00:45:14,291 --> 00:45:17,791 How many companies want to hire an old geezer like me 891 00:45:17,875 --> 00:45:19,416 at this stage in the game? 892 00:45:55,750 --> 00:45:57,541 I have an RV. 893 00:46:09,458 --> 00:46:10,458 Hello? 894 00:46:43,791 --> 00:46:46,583 -Who are they? -No clue. They come back in the afternoon. 895 00:46:46,666 --> 00:46:48,208 We can't… 896 00:46:48,291 --> 00:46:50,916 -No. They've been here all week. -What if they catch us? 897 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,291 -What if this is your best lay ever? -We're going to get in trouble. 898 00:46:55,875 --> 00:46:56,791 United States! 899 00:46:57,375 --> 00:46:58,875 The US turns me on. 900 00:46:58,958 --> 00:47:01,125 -Really? Seriously? -Ever since I was a kid. 901 00:47:05,541 --> 00:47:08,208 Call me tacky women's names. 902 00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:11,333 -Paquita. -That's it. Call me Paquita. 903 00:47:11,416 --> 00:47:12,416 -Paquita? -That's it. 904 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,041 Pull down my… 905 00:47:31,041 --> 00:47:32,833 No! Not top! 906 00:47:32,916 --> 00:47:33,916 Okay. 907 00:47:34,791 --> 00:47:35,708 Domingo? 908 00:47:40,916 --> 00:47:42,708 Are you a voyeur? 909 00:47:42,791 --> 00:47:45,291 -I… -What are you doing here? 910 00:47:45,375 --> 00:47:47,583 Nothing. What are you two doing here? 911 00:47:47,666 --> 00:47:49,375 -Having a meeting. -"A meeting"? 912 00:47:49,458 --> 00:47:52,041 -Is Tati coming? She is? -Yes. What's going on? 913 00:47:52,125 --> 00:47:53,333 But… What? 914 00:47:54,291 --> 00:47:55,208 Domingo. 915 00:47:55,291 --> 00:47:57,208 Domingo, step on the brake. 916 00:47:57,291 --> 00:47:58,916 The hand brake, Domingo! 917 00:48:13,208 --> 00:48:14,875 That's our RV, right? 918 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:25,125 Domingo. 919 00:48:25,208 --> 00:48:26,583 -What? -Are you okay? 920 00:48:26,666 --> 00:48:28,666 Don't tell anyone about this. 921 00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:31,791 Whatever. Do whatever you want. You're grown-ups. 922 00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:35,291 But I'm his boss, and I could be accused of abuse of power. 923 00:48:35,375 --> 00:48:37,958 -Look at me. -Is this abuse of power? 924 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:41,541 -I don't know. -Okay. Forget it. Don't worry. 925 00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:44,375 Let me out. Your erections are blocking my way. 926 00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:46,375 -Okay. -Come on. Let me out now. 927 00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:48,041 We trust you, Domingo. 928 00:49:02,291 --> 00:49:06,458 33 - DOMINGO 929 00:49:24,208 --> 00:49:25,625 What are you doing here? 930 00:49:29,125 --> 00:49:31,916 I don't want to stick my nose in other people's business. 931 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,250 Then don't. 932 00:49:34,833 --> 00:49:36,416 Are you and Sergio… 933 00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,083 hooking up? 934 00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:40,291 Fucking Domingo. 935 00:49:40,875 --> 00:49:43,541 -So, you are. -No, and neither of you have proof. 936 00:49:43,625 --> 00:49:47,916 Look, I know that this is unprofessional of me, 937 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,208 but this is very stupid of you. 938 00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:51,333 You're his boss. 939 00:49:51,416 --> 00:49:53,916 Forgive me for wanting to live for once. 940 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,333 Marco… 941 00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:58,166 We have to fire a ton of people. 942 00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:03,125 Don't give us reasons to fire you, please. 943 00:50:12,166 --> 00:50:15,208 Everyone should stay balanced on their own. 944 00:50:15,291 --> 00:50:16,958 So, don't hold… 945 00:50:17,041 --> 00:50:18,458 -Got it. -So let go… 946 00:50:31,291 --> 00:50:33,166 I used to think that… 947 00:50:34,958 --> 00:50:38,166 these women are like this because they're exhausted, tired. 948 00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:39,500 But, no. 949 00:50:40,333 --> 00:50:41,708 They're not tired. 950 00:50:42,458 --> 00:50:45,791 They've entered a new chapter of life. 951 00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:51,250 They're not doing great, but… they're not in bad shape either. 952 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,208 I think they're a mess. 953 00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:55,875 No way. 954 00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:59,416 They're fantastic. 955 00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:02,250 They don't care what happens. 956 00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:04,625 They're focused elsewhere 957 00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:07,333 because their priorities are elsewhere. 958 00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:09,458 Are you like that? 959 00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,625 Yes, I think so. 960 00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:16,416 The market wins. Family or career. 961 00:51:18,958 --> 00:51:20,583 They might transfer Pepa. 962 00:51:21,791 --> 00:51:23,083 Take her to France. 963 00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:24,583 See? 964 00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:29,041 A century could pass before they put another woman in charge. 965 00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:36,166 I don't have much of a chance. 966 00:51:37,166 --> 00:51:38,541 You're right. 967 00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:41,916 But you're going to be a fantastic mom. 968 00:51:43,666 --> 00:51:45,750 Happy cat. 969 00:51:45,833 --> 00:51:47,916 Angry cat. 970 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,208 Happy cat. 971 00:51:50,291 --> 00:51:51,833 Angry cat. 972 00:51:51,916 --> 00:51:53,541 Let's add a smile. 973 00:51:53,625 --> 00:51:56,291 Happy cat. 974 00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:58,416 Angry cat. 975 00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:01,250 SATURDAY 976 00:52:01,333 --> 00:52:02,708 Good morning, team. 977 00:52:02,791 --> 00:52:05,708 Who wouldn't be up for a hike today? 978 00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:10,333 This is a wheel of semi-cured Tío Mochales cheese. 979 00:52:11,625 --> 00:52:14,958 If I weren't vegan, it'd be my favorite. 980 00:52:15,541 --> 00:52:17,500 This contest is worth a lot of points. 981 00:52:17,583 --> 00:52:21,666 We're going to see everyone's strength, inner strength. 982 00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:23,375 Who wants it? 983 00:52:23,458 --> 00:52:25,250 INSTRUCTOR 984 00:52:25,833 --> 00:52:27,333 Are you joking? 985 00:52:27,416 --> 00:52:29,458 No. You have to chase the cheese. 986 00:52:30,041 --> 00:52:31,833 Three, two, one, cheese. 987 00:53:51,375 --> 00:53:53,250 Fucking shitty cheese wheel. 988 00:53:53,333 --> 00:53:55,875 I won! 989 00:53:58,125 --> 00:54:00,291 We won! Marketing! 990 00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:03,375 -Good job. -Are you okay? 991 00:54:15,708 --> 00:54:17,000 What are you doing here? 992 00:54:19,416 --> 00:54:20,333 I followed you. 993 00:54:21,291 --> 00:54:23,291 I need to tell you something. 994 00:54:24,291 --> 00:54:25,625 Pepa, I quit. 995 00:54:28,416 --> 00:54:29,458 I'm not okay. 996 00:54:29,541 --> 00:54:33,833 I'm not in good shape. I never rest. I can't sleep… 997 00:54:33,916 --> 00:54:35,375 I can't think. 998 00:54:35,458 --> 00:54:37,208 I just want to go home. 999 00:54:37,291 --> 00:54:39,083 Okay. Look. 1000 00:54:43,875 --> 00:54:44,791 Look. 1001 00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:50,083 Got it! 1002 00:54:51,083 --> 00:54:51,916 Go! 1003 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,333 They look like ants. 1004 00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:56,666 If I wanted to, I could step on them. 1005 00:54:57,583 --> 00:54:58,625 You could too. 1006 00:54:59,416 --> 00:55:00,583 No. 1007 00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:03,625 -No, I'm not like you. -You are. 1008 00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:06,208 Do you think I've always been like this? 1009 00:55:06,291 --> 00:55:09,166 Being someone's girlfriend. That was my life. 1010 00:55:09,791 --> 00:55:10,750 A girlfriend. 1011 00:55:12,541 --> 00:55:15,500 -Do you know what my boyfriend was? -A doctor? 1012 00:55:15,583 --> 00:55:17,291 An entrepreneur. 1013 00:55:17,875 --> 00:55:19,375 He had a brilliant idea. 1014 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,583 Empanadas. 1015 00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:24,000 -Argentine empanadas? -No. 1016 00:55:24,083 --> 00:55:26,333 He was from Salamanca. 1017 00:55:26,416 --> 00:55:28,333 Do they eat empanadas in Salamanca? 1018 00:55:28,416 --> 00:55:30,458 They call them "meat pies." 1019 00:55:30,541 --> 00:55:33,000 They're dry as hell. 1020 00:55:35,208 --> 00:55:37,583 He lost everything and took it out on me. 1021 00:55:38,750 --> 00:55:41,375 He said I was an obstacle. 1022 00:55:41,458 --> 00:55:44,375 An obstacle blocking his entrepreneurial energy. 1023 00:55:45,708 --> 00:55:48,666 I gained ten kilos from those damn meat pies. 1024 00:55:52,958 --> 00:55:54,166 But I learned my lesson. 1025 00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:56,666 Never again would I put my fucking life 1026 00:55:57,416 --> 00:56:00,625 on hold for anyone or anything else. 1027 00:56:00,708 --> 00:56:02,166 Never. 1028 00:56:03,291 --> 00:56:04,666 Ever. 1029 00:56:04,750 --> 00:56:06,500 Do you know how much I make now? 1030 00:56:07,583 --> 00:56:09,166 Come here. 1031 00:56:15,583 --> 00:56:17,166 You felt that, right? 1032 00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:20,250 An electric shock through your whole body. You felt it, right? 1033 00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:22,375 From your head to your toes. 1034 00:56:23,625 --> 00:56:25,208 I'm getting promoted, Olga. 1035 00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:27,708 I want you to take my place. 1036 00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:30,500 What? 1037 00:56:30,583 --> 00:56:33,916 No, don't pretend to be surprised. 1038 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,333 I told Marco yesterday. No way that bigmouth didn't tell you. 1039 00:56:39,750 --> 00:56:41,083 Marco is 1040 00:56:42,375 --> 00:56:43,791 very discreet. 1041 00:56:45,333 --> 00:56:47,500 I want the French 1042 00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:49,875 to see what you're made of. 1043 00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:54,333 Confidence, strength, enthusiasm, courage. 1044 00:56:54,416 --> 00:56:56,250 I want you to win every challenge. 1045 00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:57,791 The kayaking one too? 1046 00:56:57,875 --> 00:56:58,833 -All of them. -Biking? 1047 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:00,166 Everything. 1048 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:02,291 Now look at them again. 1049 00:57:05,583 --> 00:57:07,083 Your little ants. 1050 00:57:24,708 --> 00:57:26,791 GREAT CHEESE, GREAT IDEAS 1051 00:57:26,875 --> 00:57:28,583 It's a mess out there. 1052 00:57:29,125 --> 00:57:31,416 We need to go after Marketing. They're all snobs. 1053 00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:33,291 Yes, English, "shminglish." 1054 00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:35,958 "Briefing, after-work, 1055 00:57:36,041 --> 00:57:38,333 breakfast, Aquaman…" 1056 00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:40,833 This is already in motion. 1057 00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:42,791 He's an evil genius. 1058 00:57:42,875 --> 00:57:43,833 What do we do? 1059 00:57:43,916 --> 00:57:47,208 Maybe we're getting old and don't know what an after-work is, 1060 00:57:47,291 --> 00:57:48,875 or a briefing, or Aquaman, 1061 00:57:48,958 --> 00:57:51,333 or how to use the Zoom microphone, 1062 00:57:51,416 --> 00:57:52,666 or what a poker bowl is-- 1063 00:57:52,750 --> 00:57:53,666 Poke. 1064 00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:56,250 Do you know what our generation does best? 1065 00:57:56,333 --> 00:57:58,333 -Typing. -Faking orgasms. 1066 00:57:59,916 --> 00:58:01,250 Okay, what she said. 1067 00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:03,041 Working. 1068 00:58:03,125 --> 00:58:05,875 -We work our asses off. -That's not true. 1069 00:58:05,958 --> 00:58:08,083 Well, we get the job done. 1070 00:58:08,166 --> 00:58:09,416 But we don't complain. 1071 00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:10,875 You complain quite a bit. 1072 00:58:10,958 --> 00:58:12,583 Yes, but we don't cry. 1073 00:58:12,666 --> 00:58:14,708 They don't know it, 1074 00:58:14,791 --> 00:58:17,083 but we're indispensable. 1075 00:58:17,166 --> 00:58:18,125 Why? 1076 00:58:18,916 --> 00:58:22,041 Because we know the weaknesses of this company better than anyone. 1077 00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:25,291 If they want to optimize, let's optimize. 1078 00:58:32,791 --> 00:58:34,750 Am I alive or am I dead, man? 1079 00:58:34,833 --> 00:58:36,083 Am I from another planet? 1080 00:58:36,166 --> 00:58:37,000 TRUMP 1081 00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:39,000 -Sometimes, I think so. -Am I an animal? 1082 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:40,458 -No. -No. 1083 00:58:41,041 --> 00:58:42,083 Am I a good person? 1084 00:58:43,916 --> 00:58:44,916 No. 1085 00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:47,291 -I'm not good? -Not at all. 1086 00:58:47,375 --> 00:58:48,625 -Am I handsome? -Yes. 1087 00:58:48,708 --> 00:58:51,958 ROSALÍA - NAPOLEON - BUDDHA 1088 00:58:52,041 --> 00:58:53,250 Am I a sex symbol? 1089 00:58:53,333 --> 00:58:55,416 -No. -Totally. A little. 1090 00:58:56,416 --> 00:58:57,541 Not at all. 1091 00:58:57,625 --> 00:58:58,875 He's lost. My turn. 1092 00:58:58,958 --> 00:59:01,500 -You got stuck. My turn. -Okay. 1093 00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:03,208 -Do I play for Madrid? -No. 1094 00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:05,833 -For Barça? -No. 1095 00:59:06,416 --> 00:59:07,708 I'm fucked. 1096 00:59:08,333 --> 00:59:09,916 -Not a socc-- -Give me a hint. 1097 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,750 -A hint? -Go on without me. 1098 00:59:12,375 --> 00:59:13,583 -Motomami. -Good hint. 1099 00:59:13,666 --> 00:59:14,541 -Got it. -Easy. 1100 00:59:14,625 --> 00:59:17,333 -Ángel Nieto, the 12-plus-1 guy. -No. 1101 00:59:17,416 --> 00:59:18,833 Yes, it's… 1102 00:59:18,916 --> 00:59:21,375 -Hello? -Marco Antuña? 1103 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:22,916 Yes, that's me. 1104 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,250 I'm calling from Globalink. We're a hanhunter agency. 1105 00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:27,750 Hanhunter, Germany? 1106 00:59:28,250 --> 00:59:31,083 Is this about my interview with The Laughing Cow? 1107 00:59:31,166 --> 00:59:32,458 This is better, Marco. 1108 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,666 Do you know if they'll give us the medals? 1109 00:59:40,666 --> 00:59:41,666 Hi. 1110 00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:44,541 -Weren't you leaving today? -No. 1111 00:59:45,375 --> 00:59:46,625 I'm staying. 1112 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:48,666 You chose work. 1113 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:51,083 I chose fun. 1114 00:59:51,166 --> 00:59:53,041 -That makes two of us. -Good. 1115 00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:54,083 Well, 1116 00:59:54,166 --> 00:59:58,875 we're finally going to do my favorite activity. 1117 00:59:59,791 --> 01:00:00,625 The box. 1118 01:00:00,708 --> 01:00:04,208 And we're going to read your ideas 1119 01:00:04,291 --> 01:00:06,666 for improving how the company operates. 1120 01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:07,958 The first one. 1121 01:00:08,458 --> 01:00:12,041 "We could save on office supplies…" Great. 1122 01:00:12,125 --> 01:00:16,833 "…if Armando from Legal stopped stealing packages of paper." 1123 01:00:16,916 --> 01:00:19,250 -Me? -Is that true, Armando? 1124 01:00:19,333 --> 01:00:21,125 -No. -Well… 1125 01:00:21,208 --> 01:00:22,208 "Well" what? 1126 01:00:22,291 --> 01:00:23,250 Come on, man. 1127 01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:25,666 Your backpack is bursting at the seams every week. 1128 01:00:25,750 --> 01:00:27,750 Should I say who scratched Pepa's car? 1129 01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:30,083 -We should all shut up. -Should we? Great. 1130 01:00:30,166 --> 01:00:33,000 It was a tiny scratch. You can rub it out with toothpaste. 1131 01:00:33,083 --> 01:00:34,000 Next. 1132 01:00:36,875 --> 01:00:40,666 "Ruzzana isn't always late to work because she takes her kid to school." 1133 01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:42,708 "Her kid is 20 years old." 1134 01:00:42,791 --> 01:00:45,333 "She's late because she plays bingo every night." 1135 01:00:46,125 --> 01:00:47,666 Seriously? 1136 01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:49,916 Next, because that wasn't positive. 1137 01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:55,458 "Tati faked her last case of COVID. She got liposculpture." 1138 01:00:55,541 --> 01:00:56,416 Who wrote that? 1139 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,666 "Eva's mom has died three times." 1140 01:01:02,750 --> 01:01:05,083 "Don't give her more time off." 1141 01:01:05,916 --> 01:01:08,541 I don't like this 1142 01:01:08,625 --> 01:01:10,541 because this is personal stuff. 1143 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:13,375 No, it's not personal stuff at all. 1144 01:01:13,458 --> 01:01:14,291 Excuse me. 1145 01:01:14,375 --> 01:01:16,500 I've been wondering this for a while. 1146 01:01:16,583 --> 01:01:19,000 Why isn't your team mentioned on any of the cards? 1147 01:01:19,083 --> 01:01:21,916 Because my team is made up of decent, hard-working people. 1148 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,041 Blah, blah, blah. 1149 01:01:23,125 --> 01:01:24,166 Yes, right. 1150 01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:26,166 Do they know about the restaurant vouchers? 1151 01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:29,333 -I don't know what you're talking about. -You don't know? 1152 01:01:29,416 --> 01:01:31,333 The vouchers you don't give your team. 1153 01:01:31,416 --> 01:01:34,083 Should we be getting restaurant vouchers? 1154 01:01:34,166 --> 01:01:36,541 -Should we be getting vouchers? -No. Sit down. 1155 01:01:36,625 --> 01:01:40,583 Of course they should, Domingo. You know they should also get them. 1156 01:01:40,666 --> 01:01:43,541 -You've got some nerve. -Why? You always pack a lunch. 1157 01:01:43,625 --> 01:01:46,166 To launder money like everyone else! 1158 01:01:46,250 --> 01:01:49,791 I'm so sorry for wanting to save the company money. 1159 01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:54,500 Forgive me for wanting to save the company money. 1160 01:01:54,583 --> 01:01:57,291 -Voucher stealer! -What are you talking about? 1161 01:01:57,375 --> 01:01:59,625 Nice. Great input, Domingo. I liked it. 1162 01:01:59,708 --> 01:02:01,875 Starting now, there will be no more vouchers. 1163 01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:03,750 -Wonderful. -Ladies and gentlemen. 1164 01:02:03,833 --> 01:02:07,333 A round of applause for Domingo, who got our vouchers taken away. 1165 01:02:07,416 --> 01:02:09,041 Great, Domingo. Thanks. 1166 01:02:09,125 --> 01:02:11,916 -Great. -Thanks a lot, Domingo. 1167 01:02:12,750 --> 01:02:14,041 You should be ashamed. 1168 01:02:14,125 --> 01:02:17,250 You're one to talk. You use the handicapped bathroom. 1169 01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:20,416 It's "people with disabilities." 1170 01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:23,333 I don't give a shit what they're called, man! 1171 01:02:24,916 --> 01:02:27,416 Hey, everyone. Calm down. 1172 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:29,875 Let's not allow Domingo's lack of sensitivity 1173 01:02:29,958 --> 01:02:34,458 to distract us from the shame of Olga doing her business where she shouldn't. 1174 01:02:34,541 --> 01:02:35,833 Shame on you. 1175 01:02:35,916 --> 01:02:39,916 As far as I know, it's not a crime, and it's much cleaner than the normal one. 1176 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,750 "People without disabilities." 1177 01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:43,583 -Look, woke. -Dirty people. 1178 01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:47,000 I… This isn't nice. 1179 01:02:47,083 --> 01:02:48,750 I'm sorry. Yes, you're right. 1180 01:02:48,833 --> 01:02:51,208 Maybe it's cleaner than the other one 1181 01:02:51,291 --> 01:02:54,708 because there isn't one person with a disability working at this company, 1182 01:02:54,791 --> 01:02:56,500 and that's your responsibility. 1183 01:02:57,125 --> 01:02:58,666 Good observation, Olga. 1184 01:02:58,750 --> 01:02:59,708 Thanks. 1185 01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:01,375 "Good observation." 1186 01:03:01,458 --> 01:03:03,416 "Yes. Good observation, Olga." 1187 01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:07,000 Are you two best friends now? Do you two have your own gang now? 1188 01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:09,083 -Excuse me, Marco? -Don't "Marco" me. 1189 01:03:09,166 --> 01:03:12,375 With all the trash you've talked about each other… Unbelievable. 1190 01:03:12,458 --> 01:03:14,041 I'm going to read one more. 1191 01:03:14,125 --> 01:03:16,541 -No. -Yes, I'll read a card. 1192 01:03:16,625 --> 01:03:18,958 There are things in here that interest all of us. 1193 01:03:19,041 --> 01:03:20,083 Like this one. 1194 01:03:20,666 --> 01:03:23,583 Pepa lost a multi-million-euro contract with some clients 1195 01:03:23,666 --> 01:03:26,000 because she started talking trash before hanging up. 1196 01:03:26,083 --> 01:03:29,333 Who did she blame? The Sales team. Go on. Suck up to her! 1197 01:03:29,416 --> 01:03:31,791 Oh, yeah? Nice one. 1198 01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:33,958 -No. Yes. -We got it. 1199 01:03:34,041 --> 01:03:35,166 There's more. 1200 01:03:35,250 --> 01:03:38,958 Pepa didn't get us a Christmas gift for two years 1201 01:03:39,041 --> 01:03:41,416 so the company could buy her the Porsche Panamera 1202 01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:43,125 that this idiot then scratched. 1203 01:03:43,208 --> 01:03:46,875 -That's enough, Marco. -No. No, hon. 1204 01:03:46,958 --> 01:03:49,791 Tell them how you get Botox injections in your armpits 1205 01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:53,375 because you sweat excessively because of how tense you are? 1206 01:03:53,458 --> 01:03:54,958 That's how tense you are. 1207 01:03:56,208 --> 01:03:58,583 You've never respected me, Pepa, but I don't care. 1208 01:03:58,666 --> 01:04:01,708 A huge, giant, American company wants me. 1209 01:04:01,791 --> 01:04:04,750 Their headquarters are in Hanhunter and Copenhagen. Pink Lady. 1210 01:04:05,333 --> 01:04:07,625 You won't fire me. I quit. 1211 01:04:07,708 --> 01:04:08,541 Of course. 1212 01:04:08,625 --> 01:04:11,750 The rats are always the first ones to jump ship. 1213 01:04:11,833 --> 01:04:14,083 Look, this rat won't be leaving alone. 1214 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,708 -Sergio, are you coming with me? -No. 1215 01:04:16,791 --> 01:04:17,958 Be quiet, please. 1216 01:04:18,041 --> 01:04:19,333 My first hire. 1217 01:04:19,416 --> 01:04:21,375 Want to be my head of Marketing? 1218 01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:22,750 Well, let's see… 1219 01:04:22,833 --> 01:04:25,125 Marco, Pink Lady didn't make you an offer. 1220 01:04:25,750 --> 01:04:28,125 Pink Lady doesn't exist. I called you. 1221 01:04:28,208 --> 01:04:31,166 No, I got a call, and they made me a firm offer. 1222 01:04:31,250 --> 01:04:33,166 We're a hanhunter agency. 1223 01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:34,833 Hanhunter, Germany? 1224 01:04:34,916 --> 01:04:37,250 -"Headhunter." -Hinhunter. 1225 01:04:37,333 --> 01:04:40,333 Is this about my interview with The Laughing Cow? 1226 01:04:40,416 --> 01:04:41,541 This is better, Marco. 1227 01:04:41,625 --> 01:04:43,125 "It's a very lucrative offer." 1228 01:04:43,208 --> 01:04:45,125 It's a very lucrative offer. 1229 01:04:45,208 --> 01:04:46,666 "Six figures." 1230 01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:47,958 -Six figures. -Exactly. 1231 01:04:49,208 --> 01:04:50,750 It's for an American company. 1232 01:04:50,833 --> 01:04:51,958 Which one? 1233 01:04:52,041 --> 01:04:54,291 A multinational. I can't mention names. 1234 01:04:54,375 --> 01:04:56,250 Okay, but give me a hint. 1235 01:04:56,333 --> 01:04:57,875 He's asking me. 1236 01:04:58,458 --> 01:04:59,708 Tell him it's for Apple. 1237 01:05:00,291 --> 01:05:02,291 For Apple. 1238 01:05:03,875 --> 01:05:04,958 Pink Lady. 1239 01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:08,750 Why did you do that? 1240 01:05:08,833 --> 01:05:12,791 -Because you pushed me to quit. -You'd already made your decision. 1241 01:05:12,875 --> 01:05:14,791 I didn't know Pepa wanted to promote me. 1242 01:05:14,875 --> 01:05:17,875 -You knew, and you kept quiet. -She told me not to tell you. 1243 01:05:17,958 --> 01:05:19,333 Did you tell her? 1244 01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:22,583 So your position's opening up? I can apply, right? 1245 01:05:22,666 --> 01:05:25,125 Please, Domingo. Stop embarrassing yourself. 1246 01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:27,166 You're not ready to lead. Neither are you. 1247 01:05:27,250 --> 01:05:28,458 -I'm sorry. -What? 1248 01:05:28,541 --> 01:05:30,125 -You can't be the boss. -Why not? 1249 01:05:30,208 --> 01:05:32,375 You're going through a tough time. 1250 01:05:32,458 --> 01:05:34,250 -Care to explain? -Look at yourself. 1251 01:05:34,333 --> 01:05:36,750 -You cried while milking cows. -So? 1252 01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:38,416 -I'm great! -Look at yourself. 1253 01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,166 I'm in my fucking prime! 1254 01:05:40,250 --> 01:05:43,333 I've never been more focused and calm! 1255 01:05:43,416 --> 01:05:46,750 If I wasn't before, it's because Domingo leaked my payslips. 1256 01:05:46,833 --> 01:05:48,416 Hey, come on. 1257 01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:51,458 You drugged me, an old person with heart problems. 1258 01:05:51,541 --> 01:05:54,583 I ran into that window, which almost killed me. 1259 01:05:54,666 --> 01:05:56,958 -Is that true? -He drank too much water. 1260 01:05:57,041 --> 01:05:58,250 You drank too much water! 1261 01:05:58,333 --> 01:05:59,791 What type of drugs? 1262 01:05:59,875 --> 01:06:02,500 I think the type of drug is the least of our worries. 1263 01:06:02,583 --> 01:06:03,416 I did it. 1264 01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:05,833 And I'm not proud of it. 1265 01:06:05,916 --> 01:06:09,541 Regarding the rest, Pepa, I think I've always worked hard to-- 1266 01:06:09,625 --> 01:06:11,375 I'm not proud either. 1267 01:06:11,875 --> 01:06:15,708 I'm not. But I am proud of the 37 great ideas 1268 01:06:15,791 --> 01:06:18,208 we put in there to improve the company's resources. 1269 01:06:18,291 --> 01:06:20,375 Please, Domingo. Shut up forever. 1270 01:06:20,458 --> 01:06:22,666 -Seriously. -Whatever you say, Paquita. 1271 01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:24,333 Paquita? 1272 01:06:25,333 --> 01:06:26,666 What's Paquita? 1273 01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:29,708 No, I… Paquita doesn't work here. 1274 01:06:29,791 --> 01:06:32,375 That story isn't relevant. 1275 01:06:32,458 --> 01:06:33,375 Anyway. 1276 01:06:34,083 --> 01:06:36,041 Let's rewind. This got out of hand. 1277 01:06:36,125 --> 01:06:39,000 This isn't the event Pepa and Laura designed for us. 1278 01:06:39,083 --> 01:06:42,625 I think we should make the most of it. Let's take a deep breath and start over. 1279 01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:43,666 Right, Pepa? 1280 01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:45,666 Congratulations, Marco. Really. 1281 01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:47,041 Congratulations. 1282 01:06:47,583 --> 01:06:51,500 You're the first one to be laid off at Tío Mochales. Bye. 1283 01:07:02,041 --> 01:07:03,166 Olga. 1284 01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:06,416 There you go. Your first little ant. 1285 01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:23,250 Pepa. 1286 01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:25,916 I think we should rethink all this. 1287 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:26,833 Why? 1288 01:07:26,916 --> 01:07:30,333 We have one day left, and they're going to kill each other. 1289 01:07:30,833 --> 01:07:32,791 I have a confession to make. 1290 01:07:32,875 --> 01:07:35,208 Tío Mochales is a very small company. 1291 01:07:35,291 --> 01:07:37,541 When I'm bored, I like to shake the fish tank. 1292 01:07:37,625 --> 01:07:40,083 And I'm very bored. Very. 1293 01:07:40,166 --> 01:07:42,416 I see tropical fish. 1294 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:45,375 Some are Nemos, and others, piranhas. 1295 01:07:45,458 --> 01:07:46,291 What are you? 1296 01:07:46,875 --> 01:07:49,791 And, more importantly, what do I want you to be? 1297 01:07:49,875 --> 01:07:51,833 A Nemo or a piranha? 1298 01:07:51,916 --> 01:07:53,041 Think about it. 1299 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,375 Pepa! 1300 01:07:55,458 --> 01:07:59,750 -Ideas for optimization. We still… -You're old. You have heart problems. 1301 01:07:59,833 --> 01:08:00,916 -Go to bed. -No. 1302 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,708 -I'm as strong as an ox. -Rest up. 1303 01:08:02,791 --> 01:08:04,125 -But-- -Domingo. 1304 01:08:27,333 --> 01:08:30,791 "It'd be nice to give Domingo a Rolex as a retirement gift." 1305 01:08:32,833 --> 01:08:36,250 "He's a great boss and coworker. He deserves it." 1306 01:08:36,333 --> 01:08:37,750 NATALIA AND ANGELINES 1307 01:08:55,666 --> 01:08:56,833 Are you leaving? 1308 01:08:58,750 --> 01:09:00,250 It would've been nice. 1309 01:09:01,250 --> 01:09:02,291 What? 1310 01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:06,500 Leaving here together and telling that woman to shove it. 1311 01:09:08,125 --> 01:09:09,083 Yes. 1312 01:09:09,875 --> 01:09:13,208 That would've been nice, but I can't lose this job. 1313 01:09:13,291 --> 01:09:14,708 Oh, and I can? 1314 01:09:15,708 --> 01:09:18,208 Headhunters kill for people like you. 1315 01:09:19,333 --> 01:09:22,083 -In a few years, they'll kill for you. -For me? 1316 01:09:22,750 --> 01:09:26,916 I got my degree online while I worked at a grocery store. 1317 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,208 I'm sure they'll kill for people like me. 1318 01:09:29,291 --> 01:09:32,833 -I can't get 100 master's degrees. -I don't have 100. I have one. 1319 01:09:32,916 --> 01:09:36,125 But you have two rich parents with a lot of money, that… 1320 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,250 Upward mobility doesn't work for people like me. 1321 01:09:39,333 --> 01:09:42,458 Don't worry about a thing. You're going to do great. 1322 01:09:42,541 --> 01:09:44,125 You know what you want. 1323 01:09:59,416 --> 01:10:01,875 Are you lost? Grandpa. 1324 01:10:02,458 --> 01:10:03,458 Are you okay? 1325 01:10:03,541 --> 01:10:04,541 Huh? 1326 01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:06,500 Dad! 1327 01:10:06,583 --> 01:10:09,291 Hold on. Your sister's been peeing for an hour. 1328 01:10:09,375 --> 01:10:11,458 -I'll be there soon. -This man can't hear. 1329 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,750 -What are you talking about? -Leave him alone. 1330 01:10:13,833 --> 01:10:15,166 Where's your family? 1331 01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:16,666 -Pablito. -What family? 1332 01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:17,833 Pablito. 1333 01:10:17,916 --> 01:10:20,541 Dad! The old man wet himself! 1334 01:10:21,041 --> 01:10:22,375 No, I didn't! 1335 01:10:22,458 --> 01:10:24,291 Some water splashed on my pants. 1336 01:10:24,375 --> 01:10:26,916 Tell Mom to start the car and put a blanket in back. 1337 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:28,666 We're taking this man with us. 1338 01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:30,958 -Taking me where? What…? -Don't worry. 1339 01:10:31,041 --> 01:10:32,583 We won't leave you here. 1340 01:10:32,666 --> 01:10:35,375 -Do you know how you got here? -I walked here. 1341 01:10:35,458 --> 01:10:37,791 So you got dropped off at a gas station, 1342 01:10:37,875 --> 01:10:40,916 and the car left, and it's not coming back, right? 1343 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,750 What are you talking about? What gas station? 1344 01:10:43,833 --> 01:10:46,000 -How old do you think I am? -Eighty? 1345 01:10:46,083 --> 01:10:47,083 -No. -Ninety? 1346 01:10:47,166 --> 01:10:49,583 Go with your dad before I kick your butt. 1347 01:10:49,666 --> 01:10:53,208 Poke him with your stick so he doesn't fall asleep. I'm coming. 1348 01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:54,750 Otherwise, he might not wake up. 1349 01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:56,166 What are you talking about? 1350 01:10:56,250 --> 01:10:58,416 Stop it! But… 1351 01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:00,333 -Drop the stick. -Stop. 1352 01:11:00,416 --> 01:11:01,833 -Take your kid. -Yes. 1353 01:11:01,916 --> 01:11:03,833 -Shoo. -We won't leave you here. 1354 01:11:03,916 --> 01:11:06,583 Our elders are living history. We'll come back for you. 1355 01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:08,500 -Sure, "living history." -Okay. 1356 01:11:09,083 --> 01:11:11,458 That old man is soaked in pee. 1357 01:11:13,666 --> 01:11:17,541 Love, when you can, tell me how the kids are doing. Okay? 1358 01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:19,875 I'm sorry I'm not there. 1359 01:11:20,375 --> 01:11:24,500 But I think I'm about to be promoted to general manager, 1360 01:11:24,583 --> 01:11:26,875 and things are going to change. 1361 01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:29,791 I just need one last push. 1362 01:11:31,541 --> 01:11:32,541 Love you. 1363 01:11:41,250 --> 01:11:42,208 SUNDAY 1364 01:11:42,291 --> 01:11:45,916 Okay. This is the last challenge. 1365 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,041 RACE START LINE 1366 01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:49,375 This will determine your future. 1367 01:11:49,458 --> 01:11:51,958 Many of you are destined for glory. 1368 01:11:52,791 --> 01:11:54,500 Others for unemployment. 1369 01:11:55,541 --> 01:11:58,166 You must ride these bikes cross-country, 1370 01:11:58,750 --> 01:12:01,875 reach the river, traverse it in a kayak, 1371 01:12:01,958 --> 01:12:04,333 and reach the finish line. 1372 01:12:05,416 --> 01:12:06,833 Where Laura, 1373 01:12:07,625 --> 01:12:11,333 myself, and your job will be waiting for you. 1374 01:12:12,291 --> 01:12:13,250 Or not. 1375 01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:15,166 Yes, I will. 1376 01:12:16,458 --> 01:12:19,875 When you got here, you didn't give a shit about your jobs. 1377 01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:22,291 Not anymore, right? 1378 01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:27,083 I want you to show me that without it, you're nobody and nothing. 1379 01:12:40,916 --> 01:12:42,041 Let's go! 1380 01:12:42,833 --> 01:12:43,791 Let's go! 1381 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:47,833 Let's go! 1382 01:13:00,291 --> 01:13:01,791 Shit! 1383 01:13:12,583 --> 01:13:13,416 Move over! 1384 01:14:03,166 --> 01:14:05,958 -Are you leaving already? -If a bus comes by. 1385 01:14:06,041 --> 01:14:08,416 There's a station in Torremocha. 1386 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:09,875 Hop on. 1387 01:14:10,541 --> 01:14:11,791 We'll get there tomorrow. 1388 01:14:41,083 --> 01:14:42,416 But there are no kayaks. 1389 01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:44,458 There are no kayaks! 1390 01:14:44,541 --> 01:14:45,833 Who has them? Move! 1391 01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:48,166 There are no kayaks! 1392 01:14:48,250 --> 01:14:50,208 There aren't any kayaks! 1393 01:14:53,791 --> 01:14:54,750 There's one. 1394 01:15:00,208 --> 01:15:01,166 Get off! 1395 01:15:05,666 --> 01:15:08,375 See you later, woke people! 1396 01:15:10,250 --> 01:15:11,250 Screw you! 1397 01:15:19,458 --> 01:15:23,000 I'm not some old man! 1398 01:15:56,083 --> 01:15:59,291 But you're the owner, and these French people make dog toys. 1399 01:15:59,375 --> 01:16:00,791 You're right. 1400 01:16:00,875 --> 01:16:04,583 I let everything I built be ruined. 1401 01:16:05,166 --> 01:16:08,250 I wanted to build a great company, 1402 01:16:08,333 --> 01:16:11,916 create jobs without paying taxes, 1403 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,583 and make people happy. 1404 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,375 You can still do it. 1405 01:16:22,791 --> 01:16:23,875 How? 1406 01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:39,250 It's okay, Mommy. 1407 01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:40,541 It's okay. 1408 01:16:40,625 --> 01:16:42,750 Hi, hon. Take this. 1409 01:16:42,833 --> 01:16:46,750 Smell it. Lavender relaxes you, especially with the benzos we gave you. 1410 01:16:46,833 --> 01:16:48,166 Just don't move. 1411 01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:50,708 Don't, because your bone's sticking out. 1412 01:16:50,791 --> 01:16:52,041 What? 1413 01:16:52,125 --> 01:16:53,416 -It's fine. -Just a little. 1414 01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:54,500 You'll be okay. 1415 01:16:54,583 --> 01:16:56,541 Don't worry. It's nothing. 1416 01:16:56,625 --> 01:16:58,333 -Don't move. -No, let's see. 1417 01:16:58,416 --> 01:17:00,333 -We'll get you out of here. -Yes. 1418 01:17:00,416 --> 01:17:02,166 -Right? -Of course. 1419 01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:04,666 Pepa said I'm going to be 1420 01:17:04,750 --> 01:17:06,833 general manager. 1421 01:17:06,916 --> 01:17:07,833 -Olga, no. -No. 1422 01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:10,583 If you want to stop suffering, you have to say goodbye. 1423 01:17:10,666 --> 01:17:13,041 Goodbye to what? My leg? 1424 01:17:13,125 --> 01:17:14,833 -No, not your leg. -Not that. 1425 01:17:14,916 --> 01:17:16,125 To the old Olga. 1426 01:17:16,208 --> 01:17:17,166 -You know? -Yes. 1427 01:17:17,250 --> 01:17:19,916 -The one that didn't have vaginal dryness. -Right. 1428 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:24,083 You left her behind in the delivery room with the placenta. She won't come back. 1429 01:17:24,166 --> 01:17:25,750 She can come back. 1430 01:17:27,208 --> 01:17:28,625 Poor thing. 1431 01:17:28,708 --> 01:17:31,458 -No. -No, she's not coming back. 1432 01:17:31,541 --> 01:17:34,083 -No? -But, listen, a new Olga exists now. 1433 01:17:34,166 --> 01:17:36,583 She's going to discover the secret to motherhood. 1434 01:17:36,666 --> 01:17:39,291 A secret that's passed down from mom to mom. 1435 01:17:39,375 --> 01:17:42,083 -To mom. -Work-life balance doesn't exist. 1436 01:17:42,166 --> 01:17:44,208 -It doesn't. -What do you mean? 1437 01:17:44,291 --> 01:17:47,000 -It's all about the grandparents. -The grandparents. 1438 01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:48,416 The holy grandparents. 1439 01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:51,083 I'm fucked, then. 1440 01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:53,583 My in-laws live in Murcia, and… 1441 01:17:53,666 --> 01:17:54,500 Don't worry. 1442 01:17:54,583 --> 01:17:56,208 We made you a stretcher. 1443 01:17:56,291 --> 01:17:57,750 -Let's go. -Look. 1444 01:17:59,916 --> 01:18:01,583 You're incredible. 1445 01:18:01,666 --> 01:18:04,166 -This is nothing. -Wait until you have your third. 1446 01:18:04,250 --> 01:18:06,125 On three. One, two, three! 1447 01:18:06,208 --> 01:18:07,916 Up! 1448 01:18:08,416 --> 01:18:12,208 Being a mom is the best 1449 01:18:12,291 --> 01:18:16,625 Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't 1450 01:18:16,708 --> 01:18:20,541 FINISH LINE 1451 01:18:34,958 --> 01:18:36,083 I'm going to kill you. 1452 01:20:06,125 --> 01:20:08,375 I won! 1453 01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:10,416 I'm the fucking best! 1454 01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:12,000 -I'm the fucking best! -Let's go. 1455 01:20:12,083 --> 01:20:14,041 -Hold on. There's a hill. -Olga, hold on. 1456 01:20:14,125 --> 01:20:16,041 -Come on. -We're doing great. 1457 01:20:16,125 --> 01:20:18,833 -Careful. Come on. -Olé! 1458 01:20:18,916 --> 01:20:21,125 -Let's go. -Come on! We made it! 1459 01:20:21,833 --> 01:20:22,833 Olga? 1460 01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:27,416 Being a mom is amazing. 1461 01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:35,666 Well, an old man beat you, but good job. 1462 01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:37,333 Very good job. 1463 01:20:37,416 --> 01:20:40,458 I told you that a bit of hard work would be enough. 1464 01:20:43,625 --> 01:20:45,416 Congrats, Domingo. You're the champion. 1465 01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:48,416 -Thanks. -A big round of applause for Domingo. 1466 01:20:50,291 --> 01:20:52,833 Did you see what Domingo showed us? 1467 01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:56,541 Attitude, hard work, perseverance. 1468 01:20:56,625 --> 01:21:01,166 Those three attributes are important. They're fundamental to succeed in life. 1469 01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:03,208 Pepa, this was rigged, damn it. 1470 01:21:03,291 --> 01:21:04,875 There were a ton of challenges. 1471 01:21:04,958 --> 01:21:07,750 I think Domingo is on steroids, but he won the race and cup. 1472 01:21:07,833 --> 01:21:10,000 Didn't we win anything? 1473 01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:12,875 The algorithm is very complex, 1474 01:21:13,375 --> 01:21:15,083 and I didn't design it. 1475 01:21:15,166 --> 01:21:16,333 Fuck the algorism. 1476 01:21:16,416 --> 01:21:20,500 For those of you who passed, congratulations to you too. 1477 01:21:20,583 --> 01:21:22,083 For those who didn't, 1478 01:21:22,791 --> 01:21:24,500 good luck in your next chapter. 1479 01:21:24,583 --> 01:21:26,250 You're going to need it. 1480 01:21:41,250 --> 01:21:43,083 We're not Frenchies! 1481 01:21:43,166 --> 01:21:46,000 And we don't make dog food! 1482 01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:50,916 This is still my company! 1483 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,083 Excuse me? 1484 01:21:52,166 --> 01:21:55,500 And my company is made up of these employees. 1485 01:21:56,083 --> 01:21:58,958 So, I'm sorry, Pepa. You're fired. 1486 01:21:59,875 --> 01:22:02,500 The witch is dead! 1487 01:22:17,375 --> 01:22:19,000 You're all fucking idiots. 1488 01:22:19,958 --> 01:22:21,500 Are you really that stupid? 1489 01:22:21,583 --> 01:22:23,708 This man has no say in anything. 1490 01:22:23,791 --> 01:22:25,791 What do you mean? He's the owner. 1491 01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:27,708 No. 1492 01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:30,000 Yes. 1493 01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:33,375 He sold his company to an investment fund ten years ago. 1494 01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:35,791 All that's left of him is his name. 1495 01:22:35,875 --> 01:22:38,583 And his face on the logo, which we're trying to change 1496 01:22:38,666 --> 01:22:41,583 to look more and more like Gérard Depardieu. 1497 01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:44,375 Gérard Depardieu? Why don't you ever tell me anything? 1498 01:22:44,458 --> 01:22:46,041 Gérard Depardieu? 1499 01:22:46,125 --> 01:22:48,416 Am I right or not, Mochales? 1500 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:50,541 -Aldo. -What? 1501 01:22:50,625 --> 01:22:53,583 Is what she's saying true? Wasn't this your dream? 1502 01:22:53,666 --> 01:22:55,958 That's why I sold it at a high price. 1503 01:23:13,625 --> 01:23:14,708 Bye. 1504 01:23:18,916 --> 01:23:20,625 Great. The time has come. 1505 01:23:20,708 --> 01:23:23,791 You're all going to be fucking fired. 1506 01:23:23,875 --> 01:23:24,750 What? 1507 01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:26,916 -Fucking fired. -But I won the Hula-Hoop. 1508 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,833 Pepa, I think this is no longer in your hands. 1509 01:23:30,458 --> 01:23:32,583 -What are you going on about now? -Look. 1510 01:23:32,666 --> 01:23:34,750 This weekend, Olga broke her leg. 1511 01:23:34,833 --> 01:23:38,041 Domingo did drugs and might need to go to the hospital. 1512 01:23:38,125 --> 01:23:40,458 I'm not judging, Domingo, but you did drugs. 1513 01:23:40,541 --> 01:23:42,958 There's a wrecked RV that came from who knows where. 1514 01:23:43,041 --> 01:23:45,791 Not to mention how we've broken all the laws regarding 1515 01:23:45,875 --> 01:23:50,541 data protection, occupational hazards, and animal welfare with the poor cows. 1516 01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:53,875 Do you know what a full-blown PR crisis is? 1517 01:23:55,750 --> 01:23:57,875 Maybe they can explain. 1518 01:24:05,333 --> 01:24:06,666 They're great. 1519 01:24:21,083 --> 01:24:22,583 I got promoted last night. 1520 01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:26,958 What are you talking about? 1521 01:24:27,458 --> 01:24:29,375 -It's over. -What's over? 1522 01:24:29,458 --> 01:24:30,750 It's over! 1523 01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:36,041 A new chapter begins. 1524 01:24:36,125 --> 01:24:40,458 One where Tío Mochales will be the leader in its sector, no matter what. 1525 01:24:40,541 --> 01:24:43,375 Or maybe fifth or sixth. But with no layoffs. 1526 01:24:43,458 --> 01:24:47,291 We'll get back on track little by little. There's no need to rush. 1527 01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:51,291 And I'm sick of that shit about us being a family. 1528 01:24:51,375 --> 01:24:53,333 We're not a family. 1529 01:24:53,416 --> 01:24:58,083 I have twin cousins that live in Soria, and you look nothing like them. 1530 01:24:58,166 --> 01:25:00,833 Our families aren't here, and we have to look after them. 1531 01:25:00,916 --> 01:25:01,791 What's the problem? 1532 01:25:01,875 --> 01:25:06,125 Can't we sell cheese and be leaders in work-life balance? 1533 01:25:06,208 --> 01:25:07,166 I think we can. 1534 01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:08,833 I say we can. 1535 01:25:08,916 --> 01:25:14,208 For those of us without a family, it's about time we start loving ourselves. 1536 01:25:14,291 --> 01:25:16,750 Or find someone who loves us. 1537 01:25:19,333 --> 01:25:22,083 Or find someone we can love, right? 1538 01:25:25,666 --> 01:25:26,916 I'm not Nemo. 1539 01:25:27,625 --> 01:25:29,541 I'm not Nemo. I'm a piranha. 1540 01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,708 -Yes, ma'am! -Bravo! 1541 01:25:31,791 --> 01:25:33,625 Bravo, Laura! 1542 01:25:36,833 --> 01:25:38,666 Let's go! 1543 01:25:42,791 --> 01:25:45,791 Laura! 1544 01:25:46,458 --> 01:25:47,541 That was fierce! 1545 01:26:06,625 --> 01:26:07,458 Listen. 1546 01:26:07,541 --> 01:26:09,750 I'm sorry for how I behaved. 1547 01:26:09,833 --> 01:26:11,958 It was pretty bad. 1548 01:26:18,958 --> 01:26:22,041 Come on. You can do it. Yes, you can! 1549 01:26:22,125 --> 01:26:24,458 -Marvelous. -Thank you for everything. 1550 01:26:24,541 --> 01:26:26,000 -You're the best. -You are too. 1551 01:26:26,083 --> 01:26:27,916 -See you at yoga. -See you there. 1552 01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:31,000 -At 7:00 on Tuesday. -Most importantly… Shanti. 1553 01:26:31,083 --> 01:26:32,500 Shanti. 1554 01:26:32,583 --> 01:26:34,041 Ahama, mohama. 1555 01:26:34,125 --> 01:26:37,416 -"Mojama." She doesn't get yoga yet. -Definitely not. 1556 01:26:37,500 --> 01:26:39,250 She needs more time. 1557 01:26:39,958 --> 01:26:40,875 Sergio. 1558 01:26:42,125 --> 01:26:45,458 I asked Laura if, in this new chapter, 1559 01:26:45,541 --> 01:26:47,291 I could work with one of my peers. 1560 01:26:47,791 --> 01:26:50,250 -You asked her to promote me? -To demote me. 1561 01:26:50,333 --> 01:26:51,708 I need a break. 1562 01:26:54,041 --> 01:26:55,625 -I'm going to get my bag. -Okay. 1563 01:26:58,250 --> 01:27:00,500 Hi, Mommy! Mommy! 1564 01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:02,958 -Hi, Mommy! -My babies! 1565 01:27:03,041 --> 01:27:05,875 -Hi, my love. Hi! -Hey, what happened? 1566 01:27:05,958 --> 01:27:08,666 -Nothing. What do you mean? -I don't know. 1567 01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:09,833 But… 1568 01:27:09,916 --> 01:27:12,791 You'll take what's left of your leave. I can't do it all. 1569 01:27:12,875 --> 01:27:14,458 -What leave? -Paternity leave. 1570 01:27:14,541 --> 01:27:17,458 I have four weeks left. I can do it. 1571 01:27:17,541 --> 01:27:20,625 No, you have 13. I plan on closing the Carrefour deal this year. 1572 01:27:20,708 --> 01:27:22,375 -I'm gonna give it my all. -No way. 1573 01:27:22,458 --> 01:27:23,500 -Lu! -Well… 1574 01:27:23,583 --> 01:27:25,916 -Whatever you need, love. -That's right. 1575 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:27,250 Look. 1576 01:27:29,833 --> 01:27:30,833 Team building. 1577 01:27:31,791 --> 01:27:33,750 -Great invention. -Never again. 1578 01:27:34,583 --> 01:27:38,208 Well, I've learned that I can do whatever I set my mind to. 1579 01:27:38,291 --> 01:27:39,500 What's he talking about? 1580 01:27:39,583 --> 01:27:42,333 -Didn't you know that already? -I had forgotten. 1581 01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:45,583 You know what's better than a French salary? 1582 01:27:45,666 --> 01:27:46,958 A Spanish layoff? 1583 01:27:47,041 --> 01:27:48,125 No, even better. 1584 01:27:48,208 --> 01:27:50,208 Early retirement in Spain. 1585 01:27:51,166 --> 01:27:53,958 -Are you going to buy an RV? -I'd prefer a sailboat. 1586 01:27:54,708 --> 01:27:58,416 -Do you know how to sail? -No, but it's never too late to learn. 1587 01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:01,250 Bye, Triton of the Sea. 1588 01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:03,416 Old geezers. 1589 01:28:05,833 --> 01:28:07,041 Listen… 1590 01:28:07,541 --> 01:28:08,375 It's fine. 1591 01:28:15,041 --> 01:28:16,041 Parted bangs. 1592 01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:18,750 -You're an idiot. -Love? 1593 01:28:19,541 --> 01:28:21,791 -Hey. Hi. How are you? -Good. 1594 01:28:22,333 --> 01:28:24,750 -Which one is it? -The blue-gray one. 1595 01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:27,750 No, I didn't use the blender. I did it with… 1596 01:28:27,833 --> 01:28:29,000 -With what? -A fork. 1597 01:28:29,083 --> 01:28:31,458 -It's better smashed. -Purée with a fork? 1598 01:28:31,541 --> 01:28:33,500 -It's better for their teeth. -Seriously? 1599 01:28:33,583 --> 01:28:38,750 -And I was also looking for an osteopath. -What for? 1600 01:28:38,833 --> 01:28:42,083 Because an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. 1601 01:28:42,166 --> 01:28:43,833 We talked about this. 1602 01:28:43,916 --> 01:28:46,750 If you hear it on an osteopathy podcast, you believe it. 1603 01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:49,916 -If I said that, you wouldn't believe me. -You're right. 1604 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:51,750 Hi, Olga. How are you? 1605 01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:56,333 Mom, look, in the end, we're going to drop you at home. 1606 01:28:56,416 --> 01:28:59,541 Olga needs to rest, and I have… 1607 01:31:23,791 --> 01:31:27,333 Subtitle translation by: Molly Yurick115191

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