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Hello, and welcome back
to Dueling Pencils,
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the only podcast where one
story always has two sides.
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Today, filling in for my usual
co-host is Esmeralda Grand,
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editor of TTT Online.
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Thank you, Ned.
Ciao, Toledo, I love you.
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Today's topic is fragrances.
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Are they a must
or are they a bust?
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Let's find out.
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I say if I can smell you
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before I can see you,
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you're making a big mistake.
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Same. Agree. Good point, Ned.
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You're also welcome
to offer a counterpoint.
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Oh, I thought because
they were both pencils...
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No, they're dueling pencils.
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Of course they're doodling,
they're pencils.
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Not doodling, dueling pencils.
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-What's "dueling"?
-Dueling is fighting.
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Your people invented it.
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Did you listen to the episodes
that I sent you?
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Or read the name of the podcast?
It's on the mug.
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Why not call it "Pen and
Pencil"? Those are opposites.
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Just disagree with me.
I say, "Fragrances are bad."
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-You say...
-Fragrances are good
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and you smell like shit.
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I win. Next topic.
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Welcome to Dueling Pencils.
My usual co-host is out today,
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so I am joined by local
radio legend, Salty Peanuts.
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It's Salty Peanuts,
WBRT, the Bert.
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We're not on that right now.
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Fragrances is the topic
of the day,
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and Salty, I don't like 'em.
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Yeah, fragrances, you know what,
fragrances and rights.
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Women have too many
of both of them, eh?
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These opinions, by the way,
are mine alone,
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and are not shared by
WBRT, the Bert.
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-You're an awful person.
-I know.
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I know.
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Welcome to Dueling Pencil.
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I am your host Ned Sampson,
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fragrances.
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Listener, I don't like 'em.
But also, I get it.
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I haven't felt great
the last two weeks.
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I'm not sure what it is.
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{\an8}Might be connected to
the flu shot
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{\an8}that Ann made us all get
to protect Marv.
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{\an8}I mean, I'll feel bad
if that's what it is
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{\an8}because it seems
kind of anti-vaxx.
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{\an8}My body is usually
very pro-science.
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A parasite
from the cat that I got
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to make my apartment feel
less lonely.
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That's been
the worst part, though.
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Everyone in the office
finding out about me and Mare
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at the same time we broke up.
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-How long have you been there?
-As long as you need me.
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-You're gonna get through this.
-Father God,
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I just commit Ned Sampson
in your hands.
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No.
I'm not praying for him.
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He just patted me
on the back yesterday,
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and I hate that,
so this is payback.
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Okay. You're good.
And you will get through this.
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You are strong.
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Yeah, the rumors
died down. Which is nice.
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Except for the Joe Burrow one,
but I don't really mind that.
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It's been okay.
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Yeah, I talked to Ned a week ago?
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Week and a half?
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Um...
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So I've been working with Todd
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on this big investigative story
that should be front page,
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so it's kind of hard to think
about anything else.
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You know,
I think it's for the best.
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Things were just getting
so weird.
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Ooh! Look at you
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handing off files
like a little badass.
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It's just paperwork.
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I bet you could lift
so much paper.
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It's 8:45 in the morning.
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I'm so bad.
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Detrick.
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I see. Everyone sees.
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These last couple of weeks
have been incredible.
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Ned and I,
we've been going really hard
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on this Glass Club railing story.
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Oh, yeah,
Detrick's kicking butt.
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We show the final draft
to the lawyers today
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and then it hits the stands.
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Turns out, Desmond Sandoval
was serving tables
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on the day of the tornado.
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But it wasn't a tornado
or murder that got him.
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A gust of wind grabbed a napkin
from his tray,
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threw it off the roof.
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He chased it and fell...
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because the railing was too low.
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Ned said
it was better than murder.
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He said it was pervasive bribery
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in the City Building
Inspection Department.
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And that's our story.
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Okay, stop it. Stop it.
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Nicole. Everything okay?
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Mm-hmm!
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I don't know
who New Cole is...
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Phew...
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But she is a contender.
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I recently
started a relationship
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with one of the wealthiest
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and most powerful men
in Toledo, Dustin Bonacker.
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It's not romantic yet.
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And so the hours are
from 7 p.m. to midnight,
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turning down his bed,
giving him a bath.
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And the best part
is that I can bring Matteo.
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And he has a nice, quiet place
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where he can have dinner
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and do his homework
in the laundry room.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Can we talk about what happened
during the tornado?
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{\an8}-Sorry. Sorry.
-It's okay.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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I don't think
we need to talk about it.
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-Like never...?
-I don't think we ever
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need to talk about it.
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-Never.
-Never.
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-Okay. All right.
-Okay then. Mm-hmm.
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Shit.
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That's ridiculous.
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Matteo got a C-minus in math.
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There is so much unfairness
to boys in the school system.
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I think I need to do
an Esmeralda Undercover
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about this horrible
social problem.
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Oh. Esmeralda Undercover.
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Every now and then,
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Esmeralda likes
to put on a disguise
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to expose prejudice
of various kinds.
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She first tried one
about weight discrimination.
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Everyone should be able to play.
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Slides are for everyone.
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See? Fat-phobic architecture.
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Then she took on the plight
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of the unattractive man
in the dating world.
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Hello, girls, I'm Frank.
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Just because...
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I'm not Marlon Brando,
what should I do?
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Hide in a hole and die?
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Why are you pointing
your deodorant at me?
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Needless to say, these pieces
were never published.
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She has a new one,
and I'm very excited.
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All right, class, uh...
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I don't completely understand
the situation,
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but Principal Bourla says that
a man named Dustin Bonacker
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has offered a financial donation
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if we host a special visitor
to our classroom this afternoon.
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It seems
a confused woman believes
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that she's a boy your age.
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So I expect all of you
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to behave with your usual...
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politeness and kindness.
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-Okay.
-Yo, bros.
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-Hello.
-Oh, God.
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I'm Jayden. I'm transferring in
from another school.
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Moving sucks, right? No cap.
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I hope I'll be treated fairly,
even if I'm a boy.
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I hope so too.
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-Can I sit next to you, man?
-Please, no.
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I appreciate you, man.
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Wait, wait,
that's your legal advice?
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What do you mean we have to cut
the parts about the Glass Club?
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The headline is "Glass Club
Bribes City Inspectors."
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What should we change that to?
"No One Bribes City Inspectors"?
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-That would work. Perfect.
-That would not make sen...
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I'm mocking you. Tell him.
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-He's mocking you, Dante, Jesus.
-No, I see that now.
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The thing is, Marv, that you
told the Glass Club in an email
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that TTT would write no
hostile stories about them
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in order to ensure
their continued advertising,
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and that could be viewed
as an implied contract.
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That was to do with
my misguided crusade, okay?
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This is to do with
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our correctly guided
crime reporting.
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But it doesn't matter.
A promise is a promise
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and you made them a promise.
In writing.
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It's an implied contract.
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But an implied contract
has the same legal strength.
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You know what, Dante,
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stick to toilet paper.
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You get one parking space...
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that's uncovered,
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-in the front...
-Sorry.
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And it comes with
in-unit laundry.
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No need for coins.
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Uh, the laundromat's
a little sketchy.
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I am literally outraged.
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We made so many sacrifices
to get the truth out there.
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My best reporter was sent
to another city.
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This is... It's so hot in here.
Are you hot?
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Nice job, Dante.
You worried the man sick.
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No, I didn't. I did
absolutely nothing of the kind.
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Listen to your tone. You deliver
bad news with such zeal.
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-Oh! Oh, no! Ooh!
-Oh!
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Call an ambulance.
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-Ned. Elevate his legs.
-Oh! Uh...
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That doesn't look good.
I wouldn't touch him
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if I were you.
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-Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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I came as soon
as I got your call.
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I don't know
what's going on here,
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but if it's the worst,
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I want you to write my obituary.
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Ned, what's happening?
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Whoa.
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-I know.
-What's going on?
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They don't know.
They think it might be my heart.
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I just... I'm so sorry
that we had a fight.
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That was all my fault.
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Everything was all my fault,
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and I'm just so happy...
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That I get to die
looking at your face.
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-Don't talk like that.
-Listen to me.
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If I come back as somebody else,
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-I will come and find you, okay?
-Okay.
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If you get a call
from a college-aged guy
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when you're in your fifties,
take the call.
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-Ned...
-Answer all your calls.
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Okay. Let's just focus
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-on getting you better.
-Mm-hmm.
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God, I can't believe
the timing on this.
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I was just about to sign
a six-month lease.
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Really?
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But you won't now?
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-Mr. Sampson?
-Oh... Yes, Doctor.
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Glad you're awake.
As we suspected,
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tests confirm
exposure to toxic mold.
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Ned. Jesus.
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No, no.
Just a simple allergy to mold.
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I see you're responding well
to the medication we gave you.
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Um, Doctor, what meds is he on?
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Benadryl.
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-Oh...
-Oh...
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We're sure it's not
a heart blockage?
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I think there was
some talk of that.
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No, no, that was just from you.
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Oh.
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Hey, Ned, I-I think I found
what was making you sick.
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-Oh.
-Nurse?
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Smells kind of funky.
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Ooh.
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-My God.
-Thank you.
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Hm...
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What was it, I wonder.
250
00:11:23,374 --> 00:11:25,915
It was a blueberry muffin
from The Granary.
251
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,708
It's a present
I left on your desk.
252
00:11:27,712 --> 00:11:29,314
Monday after the awards.
253
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:34,381
Ah. Yep, mold.
254
00:11:34,385 --> 00:11:35,507
Oh.
255
00:11:35,511 --> 00:11:38,302
-With a cute note.
-Right.
256
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,408
-What did it say?
-Doesn't matter.
257
00:11:46,856 --> 00:11:48,312
What's this for?
258
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,752
I'm not supposed
to talk about it.
259
00:11:59,202 --> 00:12:01,742
So, when you have, like,
what you have,
260
00:12:01,746 --> 00:12:03,244
are you allowed
to drive yourself?
261
00:12:03,248 --> 00:12:06,121
No, of course not.
I'm not 16. Yet.
262
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:09,792
In the place where you live,
are there other people like you?
263
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:12,670
Oh, you're asking
if I have a bro-bro?
264
00:12:12,674 --> 00:12:15,256
Yeah, he just turned 47.
265
00:12:15,260 --> 00:12:18,425
He's cool, I guess.
We could be closer.
266
00:12:18,429 --> 00:12:19,843
Do you drink beer?
267
00:12:19,847 --> 00:12:22,513
Of course not,
I'm a woman. I drink wine.
268
00:12:22,517 --> 00:12:26,267
Yeah, no, I-I drink juice.
I'm a kid, you know?
269
00:12:27,071 --> 00:12:29,979
Guys, we all drink juice.
Dudes.
270
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,730
Let me get this straight.
271
00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:33,190
-I left you a gift...
-Mm-hmm.
272
00:12:33,194 --> 00:12:34,775
-On your desk...
-Mm-hmm.
273
00:12:34,779 --> 00:12:38,404
That you never opened,
then obviously forgot about.
274
00:12:38,408 --> 00:12:40,364
Because you don't want anyone
to know I was your girlfriend?
275
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,992
-I intended to open it.
-Who does that?
276
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,868
To be fair, it was behind
some stuff on a shelf.
277
00:12:44,872 --> 00:12:46,078
-Detrick...
-Very easy to miss.
278
00:12:46,082 --> 00:12:47,538
Do not defend him right now.
279
00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:49,456
-Thank you, Detrick.
-This is all you, Ned, okay.
280
00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,208
This, this is
the mold of indecision.
281
00:12:51,212 --> 00:12:53,711
That is
very well put, but I disagree.
282
00:12:53,715 --> 00:12:55,254
It is the mold of restraint.
283
00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:56,839
-That's a noble mold.
-Restraint?
284
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:59,425
You were just worrying how
dating me would make you look.
285
00:12:59,429 --> 00:13:01,093
-Just admit it.
-No, I was worried about
286
00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:02,970
how dating me
would make you look.
287
00:13:02,974 --> 00:13:05,431
-What?
-I've dated plenty of nurses.
288
00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:07,099
It always works out.
289
00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:09,476
-Thank you.
-Jesus Christ.
290
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:10,711
If I was important to you,
291
00:13:10,715 --> 00:13:14,002
you would've opened my gift
that day instead of ignoring me.
292
00:13:15,945 --> 00:13:17,776
All right, give me the muffin.
293
00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:18,861
-No, Ned.
-No. Sir, no.
294
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,195
Step back! Step back!
295
00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,655
Don't eat the muffin.
Don't eat...
296
00:13:21,659 --> 00:13:22,656
I'm happy to eat it.
297
00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:23,907
I'm happy to eat the muffin.
298
00:13:23,911 --> 00:13:25,159
Don't eat it now. Don't eat it.
299
00:13:25,163 --> 00:13:26,410
No. Ned!
300
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,203
-Oh, that is awful.
-Stop!
301
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:31,081
-You're being an asshole.
-Ned, you're insane.
302
00:13:31,085 --> 00:13:32,541
-Just cough it up.
-Put two fingers in.
303
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,084
There we go, there we go.
304
00:13:34,088 --> 00:13:35,336
My jaws are weak.
305
00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:37,296
What did you put
in that Benadryl?
306
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,672
Yo, bros.
307
00:13:38,676 --> 00:13:40,174
Tell me about the teacher.
308
00:13:40,178 --> 00:13:43,302
I'm just asking as a kid,
not some dumb journalist.
309
00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:45,763
Is she unfair to all boys?
310
00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:48,119
Or just that squirt
with a big head?
311
00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:52,686
Hey, guys, sorry my mom's nuts.
312
00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:57,566
Your mom's not nuts,
she just has problems, you know?
313
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,276
-One second.
-Bullshit.
314
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,694
Just trying to stop this.
315
00:14:00,698 --> 00:14:02,696
That's bullshit, man.
316
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,365
Hey, Mom? Mom.
317
00:14:04,369 --> 00:14:07,493
Maybe you could just
chill out a little bit?
318
00:14:07,497 --> 00:14:08,994
Who are you, huh?
319
00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:11,288
You can't call
another boy "Mom"...
320
00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:13,707
-Stop pushing me.
-and not get pounded.
321
00:14:13,711 --> 00:14:15,209
-Stop.
-He calls the mom.
322
00:14:15,213 --> 00:14:18,837
-Hey, Jayden. Chill out.
-Do you miss your mom so much?
323
00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:20,881
-You little punk. You little...
-Son.
324
00:14:20,885 --> 00:14:22,174
Enough.
325
00:14:22,178 --> 00:14:23,801
-Okay...
-Stop!
326
00:14:23,805 --> 00:14:25,803
You're the one who volunteered
to move to a different city.
327
00:14:25,807 --> 00:14:28,972
Oh, come on. That was something
I blurted out in the moment.
328
00:14:28,976 --> 00:14:31,058
You're the one
whose thoughtlessness
329
00:14:31,062 --> 00:14:33,289
has literally hospitalized you.
330
00:14:34,323 --> 00:14:37,189
All right, look, I didn't forget
about your gift...
331
00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:39,691
-Then what?
-or not care about it, okay?
332
00:14:39,695 --> 00:14:41,652
I was saving it.
333
00:14:41,656 --> 00:14:43,091
Until I really earned it.
334
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,531
It was gonna be my reward.
335
00:14:45,535 --> 00:14:48,346
For when we finished
the Glass Club crusade.
336
00:14:50,164 --> 00:14:52,996
I just... Anyone else,
I would think, is full of shit,
337
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,373
but I weirdly believe you
338
00:14:54,377 --> 00:14:57,230
for how specific and insane
that logic is.
339
00:14:58,005 --> 00:14:59,440
Um...
340
00:15:01,342 --> 00:15:03,173
-I gotta go.
-No.
341
00:15:03,177 --> 00:15:04,550
-I...
-You just got here.
342
00:15:04,554 --> 00:15:06,218
I know, I have
a long drive home, though.
343
00:15:06,222 --> 00:15:07,261
Don't... Don't leave.
344
00:15:07,265 --> 00:15:08,554
I-I have a lease to sign.
345
00:15:08,558 --> 00:15:10,180
Please.
No, don't sign the lease.
346
00:15:10,184 --> 00:15:12,036
Please don't sign the lease.
347
00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,186
Fuck!
348
00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:19,293
Don't get comfortable.
We need the bed back now.
349
00:15:25,241 --> 00:15:26,384
Nope.
350
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,246
Should you be back at work?
351
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,539
I have dry mouth, dizziness,
352
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,583
and blurred vision,
but I feel alive.
353
00:15:37,587 --> 00:15:39,334
-What's happening?
-Nothing good.
354
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:40,836
Lawyer's still not budging.
355
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,338
We can still give the police
everything we know.
356
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:44,798
And if they arrest
the Glass Club members
357
00:15:44,802 --> 00:15:47,384
who made the bribes,
we can write about it then.
358
00:15:47,388 --> 00:15:49,470
Anybody
could write about it then.
359
00:15:49,474 --> 00:15:52,097
Look, Marv, I worked
really hard on this piece.
360
00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:54,766
I know.
But you heard Dante.
361
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:56,518
Things don't always work out.
362
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,520
Sometimes you start
in second place,
363
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:01,773
and you stay in second place,
and you never get the girl.
364
00:16:01,777 --> 00:16:02,712
Wait.
365
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,821
Wait, Marv. What did you
promise The Glass Club?
366
00:16:07,825 --> 00:16:08,947
What exactly?
367
00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:10,199
I told them they can expect
368
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,742
no more negative articles
369
00:16:11,746 --> 00:16:13,160
from The Truth Teller.
370
00:16:13,164 --> 00:16:15,120
Did you say anything
about The Chronicle?
371
00:16:15,124 --> 00:16:16,267
No.
372
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:18,561
No, I didn't.
373
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,502
-I didn't.
-Let's get in the car.
374
00:16:21,506 --> 00:16:25,693
Yes. Go make those
Glass-holes pay. Yes.
375
00:16:32,308 --> 00:16:33,931
-Bye.
-Bye.
376
00:16:33,935 --> 00:16:35,182
-Bye.
-Have fun.
377
00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:36,767
-Yeah.
-Thank you. I'll see you later.
378
00:16:36,771 --> 00:16:38,435
-Bye.
-See you. You're rolling it up.
379
00:16:38,439 --> 00:16:40,938
-Sorry.
-Whee!
380
00:16:40,942 --> 00:16:42,773
-Just go.
-Bye.
381
00:16:42,777 --> 00:16:44,170
Miss you already.
382
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,297
Whoo! See ya.
383
00:16:46,998 --> 00:16:50,801
So, you're seeing that HR lady?
384
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,180
Um... A little bit.
385
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:55,598
Hm.
386
00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,749
You don't find her to be
a little bit...
387
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,104
of a psycho?
388
00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:04,753
Yeah, a little bit.
389
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,422
But you know,
a little bit's okay.
390
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:08,569
I guess so...
391
00:17:09,604 --> 00:17:12,615
I mean, obviously,
it's none of my business, but...
392
00:17:13,891 --> 00:17:15,409
Nicole's nice too.
393
00:17:16,727 --> 00:17:20,269
Yeah, I know. I know.
394
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,938
Yeah. Maybe she has
her head screwed on
395
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,168
a little tighter.
396
00:17:28,406 --> 00:17:30,571
Okay, dude, I don't even
drink coffee, okay?
397
00:17:30,575 --> 00:17:33,156
And you should know this
about me, so I'm sorry.
398
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,513
That's a chai tea latte.
399
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,912
Oh. Well, damn.
I love chai tea.
400
00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:40,789
And it's cold now.
401
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,791
You should have told me,
you know?
402
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,459
Now I have to like nuke it
in the microwave
403
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:45,961
like some kind
of freaking heathen.
404
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,130
And you know that when
you nuke it in a microwave,
405
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,548
it doesn't even taste as good
406
00:17:49,552 --> 00:17:51,800
because it's got all these
cold spots, which suck.
407
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,302
And it's with coconut milk,
408
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,636
and you're welcome.
409
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,346
Thank you.
410
00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:58,473
Okay, we can have
one conversation about it.
411
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,559
For the time it takes
for this tea to heat up.
412
00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:02,311
-You set it for a minute?
-I hit quick start.
413
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,396
Okay, well, I guess
first thing up on my end
414
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,982
is that I enjoy working with you.
415
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,275
-Thank you.
-And I've liked
416
00:18:08,279 --> 00:18:09,484
-becoming friendly with you.
-Mm.
417
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:10,861
I like your clothes, everything.
418
00:18:10,865 --> 00:18:12,988
-Thank you.
-And a second thing is, um,
419
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,490
you know, I was being tossed
around by that tornado, right?
420
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,534
-Uh-huh.
-And I couldn't have done that
421
00:18:17,538 --> 00:18:19,515
with my body,
even if I wanted to.
422
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,496
-Okay?
-Mm-hmm.
423
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,394
And I couldn't have stopped.
424
00:18:24,962 --> 00:18:26,355
Even if I wanted to.
425
00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:31,944
-Even if you wanted to?
-Yeah.
426
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,470
Oh. Okay.
427
00:18:36,474 --> 00:18:38,055
Okay, well, I think we're leaving
428
00:18:38,059 --> 00:18:41,475
some things on the table,
but let's call that progress.
429
00:18:41,479 --> 00:18:42,643
-Sure.
-Okay.
430
00:18:42,647 --> 00:18:44,519
All right.
431
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:49,295
I, uh, believe
tornadoes are real now...
432
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:53,716
I get why people chase them.
433
00:19:04,502 --> 00:19:05,957
Jayden, you're new here,
434
00:19:05,961 --> 00:19:10,629
but Matteo knows we have
a strict no fighting policy.
435
00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:11,897
Yeah, he knows, man.
436
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:18,011
But I think it's really unfair
of the teacher to narc on us.
437
00:19:18,015 --> 00:19:21,556
Because we were barely fighting,
and it was my fault.
438
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:26,103
So I think Matteo should get
a boost to his grades
439
00:19:26,107 --> 00:19:29,523
for all the trouble that
we're putting him through, man.
440
00:19:29,527 --> 00:19:34,486
Yeah. Jayden, what the teachers
have observed today
441
00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:37,864
is that you are too smart
for middle school.
442
00:19:37,868 --> 00:19:41,159
Uh, we all think
you belong in college.
443
00:19:41,163 --> 00:19:42,744
-Really?
-Yeah.
444
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,747
I couldn't be kept
in middle school for long.
445
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,624
I'm too smart.
446
00:19:47,628 --> 00:19:51,795
So... off to college you go.
447
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:55,048
-Oh. I see it now.
-Yeah.
448
00:19:55,052 --> 00:19:56,633
I'm a genius, man.
449
00:19:56,637 --> 00:19:57,926
We gotta say goodbye
450
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,887
to our new
very special friend, Jayden.
451
00:20:00,891 --> 00:20:03,682
-Bye, Jayden.
-It was nice meeting you.
452
00:20:03,686 --> 00:20:05,225
I hope you get
the help you need.
453
00:20:05,229 --> 00:20:06,560
We all think you're a kid.
454
00:20:06,564 --> 00:20:08,103
Thank you, bro.
455
00:20:09,316 --> 00:20:11,189
I will never forget you,
my dudes.
456
00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:13,358
Bye, Jacob.
457
00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:14,693
I like this school.
458
00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:16,153
We have cool projects
459
00:20:16,157 --> 00:20:17,487
that really make you think.
460
00:20:17,491 --> 00:20:18,864
My brother.
461
00:20:18,868 --> 00:20:21,825
The one today really had
an impact on us kids.
462
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:25,599
Liam, I know we had issues,
but you are cool.
463
00:20:27,168 --> 00:20:29,499
It taught us
something about sensitivity
464
00:20:29,503 --> 00:20:31,877
towards the mentally ill.
465
00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:33,879
I really wanted
to judge her at first.
466
00:20:33,883 --> 00:20:35,297
Text me!
467
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,798
But then it made me feel
468
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,384
I should apologize to my stepdad.
469
00:20:39,388 --> 00:20:41,887
I really take him for granted.
470
00:20:43,184 --> 00:20:44,660
Hey, bud.
471
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,892
-Hey.
-Hey.
472
00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:49,561
-How was your day?
-It was good, Dad.
473
00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:52,022
-How was yours?
-Yeah.
474
00:20:52,026 --> 00:20:53,064
Good.
475
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,280
This place is fancy.
476
00:21:00,284 --> 00:21:01,969
-Do you see her?
-No.
477
00:21:04,288 --> 00:21:05,431
Mare?
478
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:08,684
Mare!
479
00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:10,895
Sorry.
480
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,461
Sorry... it's family.
481
00:21:14,465 --> 00:21:16,296
-Hey.
-Hi.
482
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:17,631
-Missed you.
-How you doing?
483
00:21:17,635 --> 00:21:19,049
-Can I talk to him really quick?
-Sure. Yeah.
484
00:21:19,053 --> 00:21:21,426
-What's going on?
-Yeah. Oh, so, um, I just...
485
00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:23,345
I need to talk to you
about something.
486
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:25,889
-So...
-Um, I don't think I was clear.
487
00:21:25,893 --> 00:21:28,099
Um...
488
00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:30,352
I don't want some big,
romantic gesture.
489
00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,229
-I don't think...
-Stop. Stop.
490
00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:33,542
This is not about that.
491
00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:36,942
Okay. S...
492
00:21:37,813 --> 00:21:39,569
Then what are you doing here?
493
00:21:39,573 --> 00:21:41,738
You liked our new
Glass Club piece, right?
494
00:21:41,742 --> 00:21:43,907
Yeah.
It was one in a million.
495
00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:46,618
It made me, honestly,
very jealous.
496
00:21:46,622 --> 00:21:49,162
Yeah, so we can't
put it out in Toledo.
497
00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:54,104
So I-I want you to take it
and put it out here instead.
498
00:21:55,631 --> 00:21:56,816
In The Chronicle.
499
00:21:58,259 --> 00:22:00,340
Okay. Um...
500
00:22:00,344 --> 00:22:02,613
With one condition.
501
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,930
Come on, dude,
I'm not getting back with you
502
00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:08,849
-over a byline.
-Not that, no.
503
00:22:08,853 --> 00:22:10,308
You have to share credit.
504
00:22:10,312 --> 00:22:13,103
With Detrick. Okay?
He worked really hard on it,
505
00:22:13,107 --> 00:22:16,022
but we both agree
that if you took a pass on it,
506
00:22:16,026 --> 00:22:17,211
it could be next level.
507
00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:18,875
Um...
508
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:23,363
-Say yes.
-Yeah, let me talk to Dan. Okay?
509
00:22:23,367 --> 00:22:25,553
-Tell him I said hi.
-That's...
510
00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:40,025
-Hi, Detrick.
-Oh, shit.
511
00:22:41,218 --> 00:22:42,549
What are you doing here?
512
00:22:42,553 --> 00:22:44,467
Well, I saw
you were leaving from work,
513
00:22:44,471 --> 00:22:45,990
so I followed you.
514
00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:49,055
-Two hundred miles?
-Yeah.
515
00:22:49,059 --> 00:22:51,537
I just wanted to give you this.
516
00:22:52,438 --> 00:22:54,561
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
Nicole.
517
00:22:54,565 --> 00:22:55,562
What are you doing?
518
00:22:55,566 --> 00:22:57,167
Oh, shit!
519
00:22:58,152 --> 00:23:00,233
Bang, bang.
520
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:06,844
Salted nuts, your favorite.
In case you get hungry.
521
00:23:08,495 --> 00:23:10,577
Thank you. Um...
522
00:23:10,581 --> 00:23:12,683
I'm not sure I understand
what this is.
523
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:17,417
I saw that you started
hanging out with Lisa.
524
00:23:17,421 --> 00:23:18,981
I'm super happy for you.
525
00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:23,298
Thank you.
I really appreciate you.
526
00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:26,384
I mean this. Appreciate
you bringing me this.
527
00:23:26,388 --> 00:23:28,699
Okay. Good.
528
00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:31,744
Um... See you at work?
529
00:23:32,519 --> 00:23:33,558
Maybe.
530
00:23:33,562 --> 00:23:36,436
See you.
531
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,355
Whoo! Go get it. Have fun.
532
00:23:39,693 --> 00:23:40,899
Hey!
533
00:23:40,903 --> 00:23:42,776
That's my car.
534
00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:45,820
That's my car,
you crazy little bitch!
535
00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:49,261
Maybe not. See ya.
536
00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:00,210
Detrick, this is very good.
537
00:24:00,214 --> 00:24:02,045
You have written a story
538
00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:06,341
about a low structural barrier,
and you've made it interesting.
539
00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:07,425
Thank you.
540
00:24:07,429 --> 00:24:08,593
Criminally low.
541
00:24:08,597 --> 00:24:10,053
I think it's pretty good.
542
00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:13,327
Just, uh, make those changes
we talked about, but...
543
00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:17,769
Ho...
544
00:24:17,773 --> 00:24:19,145
Looks good to me.
545
00:24:19,149 --> 00:24:21,001
Oh...
546
00:24:22,069 --> 00:24:23,400
What's "NS"?
547
00:24:23,404 --> 00:24:24,442
New stuff.
548
00:24:24,446 --> 00:24:25,568
Non-story. Not a story.
549
00:24:25,572 --> 00:24:27,529
That is perfect.
550
00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,364
-Should I send it?
-Yes.
551
00:24:30,661 --> 00:24:31,804
Done.
552
00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:36,413
-It's good. It's really good.
-Yes, it is.
553
00:24:36,417 --> 00:24:38,102
Oh, boy.
554
00:24:40,170 --> 00:24:43,586
-Thank you.
-Please. It was fun.
555
00:24:43,590 --> 00:24:45,734
Yeah. Yeah.
556
00:24:46,969 --> 00:24:49,029
You still gonna sign that lease?
557
00:24:50,597 --> 00:24:51,824
Maybe.
558
00:24:54,935 --> 00:24:55,994
Don't.
559
00:24:56,854 --> 00:24:59,602
Oh, come on.
560
00:24:59,606 --> 00:25:01,312
-What?
-You can't look at me like that.
561
00:25:01,316 --> 00:25:03,836
-You can't do that.
-You got the wrong look.
562
00:25:05,362 --> 00:25:08,611
I'm not looking at you
like an ex-girlfriend.
563
00:25:08,615 --> 00:25:10,634
I'm looking at you like...
564
00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:13,303
a great journalist.
565
00:25:14,329 --> 00:25:15,389
And it sucks.
566
00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,539
Because you can do that anywhere.
567
00:25:19,543 --> 00:25:23,460
You can do it here,
or you can do it in Chicago,
568
00:25:23,464 --> 00:25:24,961
you could do it in Washington,
569
00:25:24,965 --> 00:25:27,881
but you will never be
more important to anywhere
570
00:25:27,885 --> 00:25:30,070
than you can be to your hometown.
571
00:25:31,221 --> 00:25:33,323
So I think you should come back.
572
00:25:37,853 --> 00:25:40,831
You really want me to come back
as a journalist only?
573
00:25:42,357 --> 00:25:43,834
That's all I'm asking.
574
00:25:47,863 --> 00:25:50,132
Okay.
I'll think about it.
575
00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:52,843
Okay.
576
00:25:54,369 --> 00:25:56,618
Dude, you look exhausted.
577
00:25:56,622 --> 00:25:57,994
Mm!
578
00:25:57,998 --> 00:25:59,746
Oh, come on,
it's like 11 p.m.
579
00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:01,164
By the time you get home,
it'll be like 4.
580
00:26:01,168 --> 00:26:03,041
Do you wanna
just come back to mine?
581
00:26:03,045 --> 00:26:04,313
You can crash on the couch.
582
00:26:05,839 --> 00:26:07,045
No funny business.
583
00:26:07,049 --> 00:26:08,755
I don't want any funny business.
584
00:26:08,759 --> 00:26:09,881
-Oh.
-I'm on Benadryl.
585
00:26:09,885 --> 00:26:11,174
Wouldn't work anyway.
586
00:26:14,056 --> 00:26:16,679
-Buddy.
-Dude.
587
00:26:16,683 --> 00:26:18,181
I was actually thinking
that maybe
588
00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:21,017
-because I nearly died today...
-Oh, yeah. No, so close.
589
00:26:21,021 --> 00:26:22,685
Because of your awful gift,
590
00:26:22,689 --> 00:26:24,229
maybe you could crash
on the couch?
591
00:26:24,233 --> 00:26:25,730
I don't know how you did
that logic, but deal.
592
00:26:25,734 --> 00:26:26,856
Deal?
593
00:26:31,782 --> 00:26:33,363
Uh... All right.
594
00:26:33,367 --> 00:26:34,760
So...
595
00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:38,868
I had my own moment of clarity.
596
00:26:38,872 --> 00:26:41,308
{\an8}When she walked into
my hospital room.
597
00:26:42,876 --> 00:26:44,061
{\an8}I love her.
598
00:26:45,045 --> 00:26:46,396
{\an8}Can't live without her.
599
00:26:47,631 --> 00:26:49,003
{\an8}And if that's not something
600
00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:50,588
{\an8}that I can ever tell her,
601
00:26:50,592 --> 00:26:53,112
{\an8}then that'll have to be okay.
602
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:57,512
{\an8}It'll be torture, but as long
as I can sit at my desk...
603
00:26:58,559 --> 00:26:59,889
{\an8}at our newspaper
604
00:26:59,893 --> 00:27:02,830
{\an8}and see her face
through my office window...
605
00:27:05,107 --> 00:27:06,750
{\an8}I can handle anything.
606
00:27:07,734 --> 00:27:08,731
{\an8}Dude.
607
00:27:08,735 --> 00:27:10,066
{\an8}-Jesus.
-I'm so tired.
608
00:27:10,070 --> 00:27:11,797
{\an8}-Can we go?
-Yes.
609
00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:15,947
{\an8}-Yeah.
-I looked it up.
610
00:27:15,951 --> 00:27:17,824
{\an8}The Best Western's like 99 bucks.
611
00:27:17,828 --> 00:27:20,055
{\an8}Don't think
I won't drop your ass off.
612
00:27:24,168 --> 00:27:25,748
{\an8}Aah! Okay.
613
00:27:25,752 --> 00:27:27,000
{\an8}Jesus Christ.
614
00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:31,150
{\an8}Stop it!
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