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Anything?
Maybe my Internet's jammed.
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It's not jammed. Nothing yet.
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We have to get out
the weekend edition.
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We do this every Friday.
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And right now,
we are waiting to hear
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who's going to be the new leader
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of the city's most powerful
union, the garbage men.
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Garbage people.
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They're fine people.
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We find out who won,
we slap it in,
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and we can go start our weekend.
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Whatever plans we might have.
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God. Runoff!
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Runoff?
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No!
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What the hell?
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Must have big plans.
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-No!
-Yeah. Big plans.
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Hey everyone.
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{\an8}I, uh, realize you all wanna get
the weekend started.
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{\an8}I know that I, for one,
am very eager to hit the road.
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{\an8}What road are you hitting?
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{\an8}I am hitting the road
to my doctor.
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He's a long way out of town,
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so I have to stay overnight
at the hospital.
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Oh, no. Are you okay?
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{\an8}No, I'm great.
It's just some tests
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{\an8}for a genetic predisposition
to some, uh,
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potentially complicated...
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brain bleeds.
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-Oh...
-Ned.
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-Oh, my God.
-You're dying.
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It's actually not a big deal.
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He told me that everyone has it.
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Wait, what?
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I bring it up only because
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I need to ask
for a couple of volunteers
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to come in tomorrow,
just to very quickly
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put out the results
of the runoff. Anyone?
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That sounds like something
that Mare would do.
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-I know, but I can't.
-Yes.
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-I have a reunion.
-It's not reunion weekend.
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-Army reunion, yeah.
-Yes.
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Every four years we do this.
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We head into the mountains
and just honor the fallen.
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-Like Memorial Day?
-Yes, but the weekend.
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Like Memorial Day Weekend.
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Um...
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It's just more specific
than that.
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Every four years?
Weird interval.
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Adam, thank you for volunteering.
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Honestly, you really think
Adam can handle that?
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Uh... You can help.
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All you need to do
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is drag this four-inch story
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and drop it into this box, okay?
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I trust Adam and Adelola
to handle this.
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Right? I mean,
it's literally just dragging
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and dropping prewritten
articles into a...
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-What?
-Okay. Promise you won't be mad.
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So when you get the call
they'll say either Fiona Gabrini
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or Joe White won
the Sanitation Union Election.
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-Let's say Fiona Gabrini wins.
-Girl power, right?
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Mm-hm.
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Then you just drag this article
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that says "Gabrini wins"
into that box.
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-But if Joe White wins...
-White pow... Never mind.
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Then you drag this article
into that box.
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-Got it, easy.
-All right, so just... So repeat what you've just been told.
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All right.
So if Farina Gaboinga wins,
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you drag this right to here.
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Uh-oh. Heh-heh.
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It looks like we just dragged
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the entire newspaper
into the trash.
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-You know, I think maybe I need to stay.
-No, no, no, no.
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Your doctor
will be so disappointed
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if you miss your appointment.
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-Wait, you know his doctor?
-Yes.
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She's got the same preexisting
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genetic condition
that I have, so...
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-Wow, are you guys related?
-No.
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I checked.
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So whatever we write here
just happens tomorrow?
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Adelola. You're in charge.
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Oh, I would but my mom's visiting
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from Nigeria this weekend.
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She wants me to entertain her
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and listen to her stories
from home.
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If I'm here tomorrow,
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I'm not gonna be able
to do any of that.
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So... yes.
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-I will be here.
-Love it. Have a good weekend.
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-Thank you.
-I know what to do.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-You heading out?
-Yeah. What's up?
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Nothing. I was uh... I was
thinking we can go get a drink
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before you head to the mountain.
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-Oh.
-Yeah, it's been a while.
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♪ It's been awhile ♪
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Staind.
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Um... I'm sorry.
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I'm going to visit my aunt
before I head up there.
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Okay. What about next week?
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Yeah. -Yeah.
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-I'll check my schedule. Okay.
-Great.
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-Have fun with your aunt. Bye.
-Bye. Have fun.
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Mare seems super into this aunt.
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She did her hair and nails,
and she's wearing body butter.
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Yeah?
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Ken, don't forget
tomorrow morning.
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-8:30 at Rolf Park, okay?
-Mm...
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I will be there with my balls.
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Soccer balls.
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Single entendre at work.
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Matteo, my son,
plays soccer every Saturday,
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but they never put him in.
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He is a soccer genius.
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But the problem is,
as always, the Americans,
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they hate a strong woman.
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Come on, guys! That way! Attack!
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-Get off the field.
-Yes!
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-Unbelievable.
-I know the rules.
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How can I get through
to the male head coach?
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For that you need a man,
and all I have is a Ken.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Hey.
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We're really doing this.
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Uh-huh.
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Starting tomorrow, no more work.
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No more camera crew.
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Just you and me.
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-Oh, hey. You wanna hear a rumor?
-Yeah.
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They're saying that
"Weekend Ned" is really fun.
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Wow...
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-You wanna see a preview?
-Please.
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Uh-oh. Where's the suede going?
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-Oh, it's just one shoulder.
-Just a little bit.
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-Whoo!
-Just a little bit of shoulder.
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-Dang!
-Wow.
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-This is really nice.
-Yeah, I know.
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And I didn't even use points.
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Or check to see how many
I was earning.
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Wow. Throwing caution
to the wind, I love it.
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Let's go, let's go.
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Love that. Okay.
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This is fantastic.
This is more like it. Let's go!
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-Esmeralda.
-Yes?
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Who's that man you brought?
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I hope that's not
a private coach.
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You know the only adults allowed
are cohabitating guardians.
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Of course I know, Janine.
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That is Ken.
My live-in British lover.
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Me and Ezzie have been
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in a relationship
for quite some time now.
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-It's Esmeralda.
-Mm-hm.
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-Cutie.
-Yes.
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-Cutie.
-She hides me away.
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Enough. You touch me too much.
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-I told you to pretend.
-Okay.
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Maybe this one round here.
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-Where?
-In case they come back.
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-Okay.
-That's it. A little lower.
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I'm not the only one
with a sad loser
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who hangs around with his mom.
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There's three or four others.
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We call them "slugs."
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At least Ken's British.
Some of them are worse.
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Like Allan only has Chris.
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Yeah, I raised him since
he was two, changed his diapers.
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Uh... He calls me Chris
instead of Dad.
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Hurts every time.
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Hey! All right, pal. I saw that.
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-Shut up, slug.
-Will do, pal.
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Clean your car.
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Pathetic.
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Guys, can you...
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Maybe we can play
the clean-up game?
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Oh, dude, why is your
entire family here?
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-This is a place of work.
-Adelola.
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Uh...
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Hi, Mom.
What are you doing here?
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I want to see
where my daughter works.
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B-But remember, I told you
this place is a fortress,
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and you can't get in
without an official pass and...
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-H-How did you get in here?
-My friend, Nate.
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I got you, auntie.
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Somebody gotta do something
about these kids.
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Been cleaning up all day.
This is the weekend.
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-I asked for a quiet room. I don't know...
-Hell of a view.
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Ooh! There's trails?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can, like, walk around...
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-Go hiking.
-What did she say the thing was?
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Two, four...
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That's eight.
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God.
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Ow.
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-What is that?
-My God.
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-Did you order food?
-No.
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Hey. We didn't order any food.
This is Room 6.
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-Come back later.
-Thank you.
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Come back... Well... Or not.
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Okay.
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-Shall we get the bags?
-No, no, no.
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Forget the bags.
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-It's nice, right?
-Crazy, nice.
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Yeah.
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Hello, camera people.
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I've heard so much about this,
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your documentary you are making
about my beautiful daughter
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and her white underlings.
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God is good.
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-All the time.
-All the time.
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Adelola Olofin's office.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Finally!
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Jeremy Sukohovitz won the runoff.
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-Wait. He doesn't exist.
-He does exist.
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He's a write-in candidate.
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Okay, but there's no box
for that.
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Whose is that?
You don't use one of those.
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I don't know. I just found it
next to the janitor's cart.
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Okay, deep breath. Right.
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Maybe I should just
drag Fiona in?
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I practiced that one the most.
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Oh! Okay, okay. We're just...
we're gonna put Joe in there.
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He's a guy. And we can just say
that we got it mixed up later.
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-Sure.
-Oh, God, we're screwed.
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God, now you're the Adam.
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I'll make it smaller.
No one will notice.
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-Not too small, though. God.
--Oh!
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You know, I think
that's my phone. Sorry.
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Oh... Come on. That's mine.
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-Just get it.
-I know, I know.
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Oh, it's Adam.
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-Hello?
-Only two options, you said.
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-Well, there's a write-in candidate.
-Adam, calm down.
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-Jeremy Sukohovitz. So now what?
-Adam? Adam?
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-Is everything okay?
-Who is that?
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Oh! That was, uh, my doctor.
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Oh, God, Ned. I'm so sorry.
I forgot you're dying.
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I'll call you later, all right?
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It's like having kids,
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but they're old,
and I don't love them.
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I feel like they need our help.
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-You know we have a hot tub?
-We do?
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I love we're doing this
while they're panicking
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about a stupid
write-in candidate.
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I know.
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Working Saturday is so lame.
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Seriously.
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It's weird that Fiona Gabrini
had the endorsement
252
00:11:00,518 --> 00:11:02,850
of the Uniformed Sanitation
Men's Association...
253
00:11:02,854 --> 00:11:04,602
-And still lost though, right?
-Yes, yes.
254
00:11:04,606 --> 00:11:07,354
Maybe Joe White split the vote
because he wanted workman's comp
255
00:11:07,358 --> 00:11:09,773
-to include lost wages.
-Oh, I bet that's it.
256
00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:11,442
-You're so smart.
-Mmm.
257
00:11:11,446 --> 00:11:14,028
We should probably
just work on this on Monday
258
00:11:14,032 --> 00:11:17,448
-when we get back, right?
-Mm-hm. Unless...
259
00:11:17,452 --> 00:11:19,533
SoWesley gets to the story first
260
00:11:19,537 --> 00:11:20,951
and prints it before Monday.
261
00:11:20,955 --> 00:11:23,913
-You want me to call Adam?
-It could wait.
262
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,749
-It's my duty as editor.
-It can't hurt.
263
00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:28,500
-Yeah.
-Right?
264
00:11:28,504 --> 00:11:29,877
I'm gonna research Sukohovitz,
265
00:11:29,881 --> 00:11:31,462
and I'll get
a couple inches on him.
266
00:11:31,466 --> 00:11:34,340
All right, and I will talk
to a member and get a quote.
267
00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:36,133
Yeah, and then I get
a couple inches.
268
00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:39,887
Oh! I was gonna make "a couple
of inches" joke. Damn it.
269
00:11:39,891 --> 00:11:42,056
-Too late.
-You're right.
270
00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:43,891
-Okay.
-It's that robot.
271
00:11:43,895 --> 00:11:46,393
-Shoo! Go away.
-Do you have your laptop?
272
00:11:46,397 --> 00:11:47,790
Oh, yeah, of course.
273
00:11:51,361 --> 00:11:52,124
Matteo's interested.
274
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,609
Let's go!
Finish your dinner!
275
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:54,735
Finish your dinner!
276
00:11:54,739 --> 00:11:56,403
That's what I'm talking about!
277
00:11:56,407 --> 00:11:58,822
-That is what I'm talking about!
-Yes!
278
00:11:58,826 --> 00:12:00,449
-Yes!
-Not now, Ken.
279
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,034
-"Not now, Ken." Love that.
-No.
280
00:12:02,038 --> 00:12:04,620
-Not now, Ken.
-Oh, my God, I'm so proud.
281
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,538
-Oh, yes.
-Not ever, Ken.
282
00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:08,311
"Not ever, Ken." Love that.
283
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,670
Excuse me, Ref.
We have a serious issue.
284
00:12:12,674 --> 00:12:14,046
You need to stop the game.
285
00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:16,048
Oh, no, no, no.
This doesn't look good.
286
00:12:16,052 --> 00:12:17,591
-Squeeze my ass.
-What?
287
00:12:17,595 --> 00:12:19,677
Squeeze my ass. That's it.
288
00:12:19,681 --> 00:12:21,345
Okay, a bit more.
289
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,806
-Bit more. Hello, sir.
-There's been a report
290
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,307
-of false guardianship.
-No.
291
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,977
What? Who squealed?
Because they squealed wrong.
292
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,979
The jig is up, Esmeralda.
293
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,064
She's jealous
because her husband left her.
294
00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:34,942
And because me,
I have this piece of beef.
295
00:12:34,946 --> 00:12:36,360
All right, ladies. I suggest
296
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,237
you take it up
with the Commissioner.
297
00:12:38,241 --> 00:12:40,322
-He holds hearings at 4 p.m.
-At the courthouse?
298
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,699
-At the rec center.
-Yeah.
299
00:12:41,703 --> 00:12:42,825
I'll be there.
300
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,368
I'll see you in court.
301
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,495
It'll be like a normal work Zoom.
302
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,696
-You good?
-Mm-hm.
303
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,456
-Hello.-What are you wearing?
304
00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:52,042
Uh... Inappropriate, Adam.
This is a work call.
305
00:12:52,046 --> 00:12:54,920
{\an8}Mare says she's joining us too.
306
00:12:54,924 --> 00:12:56,171
{\an8}Hey, everyone.
307
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,424
{\an8}Hey, Mare.
Are you in the mountains?
308
00:12:58,428 --> 00:13:01,197
-Yeah. Heh.
-Wow, how'd you get reception?
309
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:04,847
Is that Ned?
310
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,432
Oh, no. No, no, no.
311
00:13:06,436 --> 00:13:09,518
Hey, Marv.
What a wonderful surprise.
312
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,020
{\an8}And Dan is also here.
313
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,938
Hey, nice robe. Looks soft.
314
00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:16,525
{\an8}Thank you. I'm at a hospital.
A well-funded rural hospital.
315
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,820
{\an8}Oh. Trying out a new beauty
treatment? Pec implants?
316
00:13:19,824 --> 00:13:23,282
{\an8}These guys were
telling us about the sanitation results.
317
00:13:23,286 --> 00:13:26,201
{\an8}What an upset. A write-in.
Who would've thought.
318
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:27,536
It's pretty strange. Uh...
319
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,246
{\an8}We did a little digging
and found out
320
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:30,372
{\an8}Fiona had quite a strong...
321
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:33,542
{\an8}Mare? Can you try your sound?
322
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,712
{\an8}-We're hearing a slight echo here.
-Sorry.
323
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:37,900
One second.
324
00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:40,966
{\an8}Sorry. Is that better?
325
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:43,010
{\an8}Okay, cool. Yeah,
so we traced the funds
326
00:13:43,014 --> 00:13:46,347
{\an8}of the write-in candidate to
a privatized recycling center.
327
00:13:48,478 --> 00:13:50,559
Ned, you're on mute.
328
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,727
Sorry.
329
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:52,978
{\an8}I think that we...
330
00:13:52,982 --> 00:13:54,772
{\an8}Ned, now your sound is messed up.
331
00:13:54,776 --> 00:13:58,067
{\an8}I think that I am too close
to an MRI machine.
332
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,027
I'm about to go in for surgery...
333
00:14:00,031 --> 00:14:01,945
{\an8}You know what?
Why don't we just send you
334
00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:03,614
{\an8}what we have
after we write it up?
335
00:14:03,618 --> 00:14:05,657
{\an8}Yes, yes. Good idea.
336
00:14:07,789 --> 00:14:10,496
What's wrong?
I mean, we sent the article.
337
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,705
Everything okay?
338
00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:12,935
Mm-hm.
339
00:14:14,837 --> 00:14:17,273
Hello? Weekend Ned in there?
340
00:14:18,966 --> 00:14:20,714
I'm sorry. I'm just a little...
341
00:14:20,718 --> 00:14:23,362
I thought we wouldn't have
any distractions.
342
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:27,930
And I thought we were gonna
come away and be alone.
343
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,494
Well, we are now.
344
00:14:30,561 --> 00:14:32,267
Are you okay?
345
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:35,062
-Could you excuse me for one second?
-Sure.
346
00:14:35,066 --> 00:14:36,188
-One second.
-Yeah.
347
00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:37,189
-I'll be back.
-Mm-hm.
348
00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:38,461
We'll talk about this.
349
00:14:42,907 --> 00:14:44,113
Hey.
350
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,407
Hey, hey, sorry, sorry.
Hey, hey, hey.
351
00:14:46,411 --> 00:14:49,243
Hey, hey. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hey, hey, hey, listen.
352
00:14:49,247 --> 00:14:52,204
Uh... Can we talk real quick?
353
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,248
Are you following us?
354
00:14:54,252 --> 00:14:56,333
Come... Hey! Hey, get over here.
355
00:14:56,337 --> 00:14:58,669
Saw you in the woods
when we were in the hot tub.
356
00:14:58,673 --> 00:15:02,172
You like peeping in windows,
you little freak?
357
00:15:02,176 --> 00:15:04,007
I get filmed all week at work.
358
00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:05,426
I don't need
some food delivery pervert
359
00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:06,927
in India watching me too.
360
00:15:08,224 --> 00:15:09,742
You're coming with me.
361
00:15:11,561 --> 00:15:14,664
You wanna take a little swim?
Here we go.
362
00:15:17,191 --> 00:15:19,001
You were asking for it.
363
00:15:29,203 --> 00:15:30,784
-Hey.
-You okay?
364
00:15:30,788 --> 00:15:33,495
-Yeah.
-The s'mores got here, but I didn't start.
365
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,706
-Looks good.
-You're a little out of breath.
366
00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:37,562
-You good?
-Mm-hm.
367
00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:43,213
Did you ever cross paths
with any robots in the military?
368
00:15:43,217 --> 00:15:45,966
What kind of robots?
369
00:15:45,970 --> 00:15:48,051
The kind that detonate IUDs.
370
00:15:48,055 --> 00:15:50,283
-"IUDs"?
-Yeah.
371
00:15:53,811 --> 00:15:55,726
-No.
-Hm.
372
00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:59,354
No. I never ran into robots
that detonate IUDs.
373
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:00,939
-Okay.
-I'd like to.
374
00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:03,901
I just caught one of those food
delivery robots spying on us
375
00:16:03,905 --> 00:16:05,319
and I threw it into the river.
376
00:16:05,323 --> 00:16:07,029
Wait. Are you serious?
377
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,572
Yeah.
378
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,240
I, uh, feel like
379
00:16:10,244 --> 00:16:13,806
this isn't really
about the food robot, is it?
380
00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:16,100
What's up?
381
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:21,397
I wasn't mad
about the distractions today.
382
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,506
I liked it.
383
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:28,133
'Cause it meant that we got
to work on the story together.
384
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:30,531
And now I feel guilty about it.
385
00:16:32,099 --> 00:16:33,284
Okay.
386
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,787
Do you think we're better off
as friends?
387
00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:44,274
I think that we don't need
weekend versions of ourselves.
388
00:16:44,278 --> 00:16:47,528
'Cause I think that our weekday
versions are super cool.
389
00:16:47,532 --> 00:16:49,404
Weekday Mare is like
my favorite person.
390
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:52,449
And I want our weekday versions
to have sex.
391
00:16:52,453 --> 00:16:55,389
-Okay.
-That's what matters to me most, and...
392
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:59,039
Thought you were, like,
ending this.
393
00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:01,375
-Like... -I can't...
-We having a good afternoon?
394
00:17:01,379 --> 00:17:04,419
-Thank you. Everything's been delicious.
-Thank you very much.
395
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:07,339
-It's been wonderful, thank you.
-Great, great, great.
396
00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:10,467
So we did get a call
from our delivery robot company
397
00:17:10,471 --> 00:17:12,177
that one of the units
has gone offline.
398
00:17:12,181 --> 00:17:14,596
You wouldn't happen to know
anything about that, would you?
399
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,517
Mm-mm. No. I've seen them
around, and I like them.
400
00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:20,185
Let me show you something.
401
00:17:20,189 --> 00:17:23,981
This is the last transmission
of the unit that went missing.
402
00:17:28,155 --> 00:17:31,446
You know, I didn't really
realize we'd be videotaped
403
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:34,825
without our permission
the entire time we were here.
404
00:17:34,829 --> 00:17:36,493
Yeah. Um...
405
00:17:36,497 --> 00:17:39,371
If you have any information,
we'd really appreciate it.
406
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:42,374
The delivery company is
really worried about her safety.
407
00:17:42,378 --> 00:17:44,960
-Her?
-It says "Gloria" on the screen.
408
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,357
Hm.
409
00:17:47,049 --> 00:17:48,359
Enjoy your fondue.
410
00:17:50,219 --> 00:17:53,010
-We should go.
-Yeah.
411
00:17:53,014 --> 00:17:54,198
Thanks, baby.
412
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,222
Shall we go back to the office?
413
00:17:57,226 --> 00:17:58,849
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
414
00:17:58,853 --> 00:18:00,934
-It's "IEDs" by the way.
-It's what?
415
00:18:00,938 --> 00:18:01,935
IEDs.
416
00:18:01,939 --> 00:18:04,021
Oh, shit!
417
00:18:04,025 --> 00:18:07,649
Travis, hurry up.
What does your tutorial say?
418
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:11,236
I am watching an ad for
some pretty powerful deck stain.
419
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,863
What'd you want me
to look up again?
420
00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,239
Ugh...
421
00:18:14,243 --> 00:18:16,554
You look pretty.
422
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,308
-Thanks.
-Hope he's paying.
423
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,748
-What the hell?
-For dinner.
424
00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:24,583
I'm assuming you're going
on a hot date.
425
00:18:24,587 --> 00:18:26,501
Well, don't make assumptions.
426
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,941
Because I could just be
doing laundry.
427
00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:32,549
-Oscar.
-Oh!
428
00:18:32,553 --> 00:18:34,843
Thank God somebody
competent is here.
429
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,888
-I came as fast as I could.
-Uh... What's wrong with you?
430
00:18:37,892 --> 00:18:42,934
Oh, I already took my Saturday
afternoon nap-time sleepy blend.
431
00:18:42,938 --> 00:18:48,627
So I've got about 20 minutes,
then I will be down
432
00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:51,234
for, uh, two hours.
433
00:18:51,238 --> 00:18:54,258
-Come here, we need you.
-Um... Okay.
434
00:18:55,451 --> 00:18:58,429
-Go to the toolbar.
-Toolbar. Alright.
435
00:18:59,789 --> 00:19:01,119
Then go to format.
436
00:19:01,123 --> 00:19:02,579
-Yes.
-Format.
437
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:04,414
-Something's happening. Okay.
-Yeah?
438
00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:06,583
-And then?
-Then fit it to margin.
439
00:19:06,587 --> 00:19:09,461
-Fit to margin.
-We're losing him.
440
00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:11,171
-Hello?
-Almost there, come on.
441
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,972
-Are those instructions?
-Anybody speak Spanish?
442
00:19:20,976 --> 00:19:21,952
Oscar?
443
00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:26,937
-And he's gone.
-Crap.
444
00:19:26,941 --> 00:19:29,773
All right, well,
Oscar said "fit to margin."
445
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,442
-What would happen after fit to margin?
-Maybe reset?
446
00:19:32,446 --> 00:19:34,403
Reset? That's gonna start it
all over again.
447
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,363
-Hey, you guys.
-Oh, thank God.
448
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:37,948
-What's going on?
-Thank you.
449
00:19:37,952 --> 00:19:40,826
-Bye.
-Hey, you had to leave your aunt's early.
450
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:44,246
-What a shame.
-Yeah, but she understood.
451
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,580
Good.
452
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:46,957
She's supposed to be
on the mountain
453
00:19:46,961 --> 00:19:48,709
with her army buddies, remember?
454
00:19:48,713 --> 00:19:51,378
The aunt was yesterday's lie.
455
00:19:51,382 --> 00:19:53,380
There. See.
456
00:19:53,384 --> 00:19:55,132
He touches her back,
and she jumps
457
00:19:55,136 --> 00:19:56,466
like he was a mountain lion.
458
00:19:56,470 --> 00:19:58,301
This is not a real couple.
459
00:19:58,305 --> 00:20:00,721
Um... If I may, Your Honor.
460
00:20:00,725 --> 00:20:04,641
Mutual disgust is a game we play
to keep the home fires burning.
461
00:20:04,645 --> 00:20:06,810
Prove it.
462
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,687
-Kiss each other.
-What?
463
00:20:08,691 --> 00:20:11,398
-Where?
-Prove your love.
464
00:20:11,402 --> 00:20:12,482
Kiss.
465
00:20:12,486 --> 00:20:14,151
That can't be allowed.
466
00:20:14,155 --> 00:20:15,444
I'll allow it.
467
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,590
He's allowed it.
468
00:20:17,658 --> 00:20:19,364
Give the people what they want.
469
00:20:20,745 --> 00:20:23,368
Mmm.
470
00:20:23,372 --> 00:20:26,163
Could me and Esmeralda work?
471
00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:28,644
We have a certain frisson.
472
00:20:29,503 --> 00:20:31,626
Uh... A spicy Italian ragout,
473
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:35,130
mixed with a British
chicken tikka masala.
474
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,299
Now, that may not
sound appetizing,
475
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:40,865
but if you eat enough of it,
your stomach starts to adapt.
476
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,473
And maybe we could be a family.
477
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:48,038
Me, Ezzie, and little Matteo.
478
00:20:55,237 --> 00:20:56,735
Look.
479
00:20:56,739 --> 00:20:57,986
She put her hand over his mouth.
480
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,863
There's lipstick
on the back of her hand.
481
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:03,074
-Look, I mean...
-A sham relationship.
482
00:21:03,078 --> 00:21:05,076
That's it, Blue Devils
lose five points.
483
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,162
Oh, no. Please, please,
Mr. Commissioner.
484
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:10,457
You can fake
a lot of things in life.
485
00:21:10,461 --> 00:21:12,709
But you can't fake passion.
486
00:21:12,713 --> 00:21:15,712
You either have it or you don't.
487
00:21:15,716 --> 00:21:20,133
And now, Esmeralda,
she has it in spades.
488
00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:21,468
For me.
489
00:21:21,472 --> 00:21:24,658
And the crazy thing is, I don't.
490
00:21:25,601 --> 00:21:27,891
There is a certain satisfaction
491
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:30,393
that you can get
when you work with someone,
492
00:21:30,397 --> 00:21:34,439
and you may mistake that
for love.
493
00:21:34,443 --> 00:21:35,941
But in actual fact,
494
00:21:35,945 --> 00:21:38,735
it's just that
you're working with someone.
495
00:21:38,739 --> 00:21:39,903
But that can be good too.
496
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:42,447
-You got it?
-Yeah, totally.
497
00:21:42,451 --> 00:21:44,074
-Get out of here.
-Cool.
498
00:21:45,079 --> 00:21:48,411
-I'm sorry the weekend didn't work out.
-Oh.
499
00:21:48,415 --> 00:21:49,788
-Maybe next time.
-Yeah.
500
00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:51,540
-Right? Yeah.
-Mm-hm.
501
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:54,104
-I'll see you Monday.
-Yeah, see you Monday.
502
00:22:16,652 --> 00:22:18,984
Sorry,
you guys don't have to stay.
503
00:22:18,988 --> 00:22:19,964
I can close up.
504
00:22:21,156 --> 00:22:22,132
Thanks.
505
00:22:46,307 --> 00:22:47,491
{\an8}Hey.
506
00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:50,244
{\an8}Hey.
507
00:22:54,648 --> 00:22:55,958
{\an8}I couldn't go.
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