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♪ Summer breeze ♪
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♪ Makes me feel fine ♪
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♪ Blowin’ through the jasmine
in my mind ♪
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The last summer
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before my last year
of high school.
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Pure, indulgent laziness.
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-Frig’s sake, Rip Van Winkle!
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Haul yourself up outta bed.
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-It’s summer holidays, Mom!
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This is what summer’s for.
Sleeping in.
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-Lazy as a cut dog.
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I knew I should have made you
get a summer job.
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-I have a job.
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I’m an artist.
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I need to keep my mind empty
to let the inspiration
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come through my brain.
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-Well, my foot is about
to come through your arse
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if you don’t get up!
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♪ So I walk on
up to the doorstep ♪
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{\an8} ♪ Through the screen
and across the floor ♪
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{\an8} ♪ Summer breeze
makes me feel fine ♪
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{\an8} -Oh, uh,
I didn’t know we had company.
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{\an8}Uh, gentlemen.
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{\an8}Sorry I haven’t dressed yet.
It’s, uh...
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{\an8}summer holidays.
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{\an8}-It’s just the lads
from the club.
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{\an8} We’re getting
a booth at the Regatta.
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{\an8}-Wait...
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{\an8}it’s the Regatta today?
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{\an8}...St. John’s, Newfoundland
is now waiting to hear
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{\an8}if the Regatta is a go.
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{\an8}-I hate the Regatta.
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{\an8} -Augh...
Blasphemy!
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{\an8}You know, the Regatta’s
the biggest day
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{\an8}of the Newfoundland summer.
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{\an8}-What are you pouring out
my good juice for?
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{\an8}-Oh, I need the bottle
for the bottle toss.
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{\an8}-Well, drink it first,
you old coot!
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{\an8}-What, with my bladder?
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{\an8}-Geez!
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{\an8}Here!
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{\an8}-Oh, that’s a nice one, Pat!
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{\an8}Are those my good vases?
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{\an8}Where are my flowers?!
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{\an8}-Oh, well, they’ll grow back.
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{\an8}-Oh my...
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God!
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Give me this.
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-Here, blow that up.
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-I suffer from asthma.
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-Oh, breath enough to talk,
breath enough to blow.
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Lazy as a cut dog.
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-That is what I said!
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-Alright, go easy!
Slow.
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Just...
I wanted it blown up halfway.
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-Why?
-Ancient carnie secret.
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Here, I’ll show you.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
step right up!
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Here, Madam.
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Pop the balloon with this dart
and win a prize.
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Oh!
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Aw!
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-Oh, you frigger!
That’s rigged!
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-Damn right it is.
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Here.
Consolation prize.
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-That’s my teddy bear!
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-Oh, grow up!
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-Ah, don’t they call it off
if it’s too windy?
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It’s blowin’ a gale out there.
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-Who plans a holiday
around Newfoundland weather?
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I got work to do.
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-What are you doing, Mom?
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-The Tourism Department
has me manning...
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womaning a booth,
for the big Come Home Year.
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It’s called "Soiree."
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I’m drawing in the tourists
for the cod-kissing booth.
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-Arse-kissing booth, more like.
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The last thing we need
at the Regatta is mainlanders.
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Regatta Day
in the capital city.
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-Oh, they’re making the call!
-Yeah!
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In just a few moments,
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officials will decide
if the Regatta
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is a go, or no.
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Stay tuned to VOCM,
your Regatta station,
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brought to you by Wild Bologna.
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Listen for
the call of the Wild Bologna!
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-So, is the Regatta on, Dad?
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-Uh, patience.
We’ll know in just a minute now.
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-Well, it better go.
I’m too drunk to be workin’.
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Hello, beer tent!
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-Mike Critch, VOCM News.
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I understand.
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Thank you.
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-What’s the word?
We on?
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VOCM,
your Regatta station,
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brought to you by Wild Bologna.
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Oh, some shockin’ size.
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-This is Mike Critch
with the official call
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of the Royal St. John’s
Regatta Committee.
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I know many listeners
are very anxious to learn
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if the Regatta is a go, or no.
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Some may even have started
partying a little bit too soon.
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For others, the Regatta
is nothing more than
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a poor man’s casino.
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Now, luckily,
today is a beautiful, sunny day.
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But sunshine
has nothing to do with it.
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-Argh...!
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-The Regatta Committee have
checked the official windsock,
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and, unfortunately for some...
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the Regatta is...
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a go!
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-Happy Regatta Day, everyone!
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-Enjoy, everyone!
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I’m just gonna
kick back in the tub
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with an Archie Double Digest.
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Good night!
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Summer.
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That magical time...
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-Lazy as a cut dog.
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...when
laziness finds respectability.
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That was
the summer student.
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She called in drunk.
Said she can’t wear the suit.
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-What suit?
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-The Bursey Meats
Wild Bologna man.
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-That’s a mouthful.
-Which is one of their slogans.
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They’re the sponsor.
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Where am I gonna find
someone free to work
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this late on Regatta Day?
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-Ah...!
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-Where’s your mudder?
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-At the Regatta with Pop.
Why?
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-I need someone to work it.
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-I wish I could help.
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-Lazy as a cut dog.
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You know, this is your
last year of high school.
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How the hell do you plan
on supporting yourself?
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-I’ll act.
-You’re gonna need a day job.
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People who have nets
fall into a net.
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Unlike you, I believe in myself.
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-I believe in the value
of an honest day’s work.
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Now who am I gonna get
to wear that bloody costume?
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-Costume?
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-It pays 50 bucks.
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-I... I mean,
it is acting, technically.
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-Congratulations.
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You just got yourself
a summer job.
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-I wonder what a Wild Bologna
sounds like.
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Everyone knows the call
of the Wild Bologna, b’y.
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-Dick, we know that
Wild Bologna’s not real, right?
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-That’s what everyone says until
they get lost in the woods.
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-Well, you’d know.
You’re, like, uh...
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what, 90% bologna?
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-Shut up!
-Enough!
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Being a bologna is serious.
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If you want to
follow your dreams,
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you need to show me
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that you can wake up
every now and then.
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You’re almost grown.
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Start acting like it.
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-By acting like a bologna?
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-Exactly.
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Glad we had this little talk.
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Every part,
no matter how small,
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was a chance to ply my craft.
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-Good morning.
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You think you can dissect me?
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You know what you look like
with your wax casing
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and your Mickey Mouse gloves?
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You look like lunch.
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Cut thick or thin
depending on one’s taste.
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Or lack thereof.
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You’re nothin’ more than
a treat for white trash.
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Bologna.
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That’s Italian, isn’t it?
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But that accent you’ve tried
so desperately to shed...
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is German.
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What does your father do?
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Was he a frankfurter?
No?
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Austrian.
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He’s a small man, Viennese.
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Packed tight in a can
with his sweaty brothers.
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A Vienna sausage
once tried to test me.
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I ate him with a handful of
ketchup chips and a nice...
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cold Pepsi.
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Yeah!
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-We’ll call the races from
the arse end of the pond, b’y.
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You stay here.
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-You sure?
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Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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This stuff’s heavy.
We’ll need the two of us.
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-That’s mighty kind of ya.
I admire your work ethic, son.
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-You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
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-Beer tent, baby!
-Yiss!
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-Mark, will you come out?
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The first race
is about to start!
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-Uh... yeah.
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-Oh!
That fits great.
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-I’m having... second thoughts.
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-All you have to do
is walk around
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and pass out a few free bologna.
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Who doesn’t love a free bologna?
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Now try on the head.
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-The head smells like feet.
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I can’t see!
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God...
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-Well, if you could see
yourself the way I do,
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you’d be mighty proud, son.
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It’s what’s inside that counts.
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You know what’s inside
a bologna?
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-Lips and arseholes.
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-Guts!
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So, be proud of yourself, son.
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And, uh, put your mask back on.
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-Hey, Mr. Critch!
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My girlfriend
couldn’t see me like this!
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It was all bad enough.
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I had to do
whatever it took to...
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-What’s with the big wiener?
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-Oh, that’s not a wiener, Fox.
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That there... is a bologna.
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Mark, your girlfriend is here!
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So much
for that.
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Step right up!
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Try your luck!
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We have the biggest prizes
on the lake.
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Yes, sir, what can I do you for?
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Oh, here you go, sir.
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Look at
this delicious cod!
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He wants a kiss!
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-Kiss the cod
and get a Soiree button.
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Who wants to kiss the cod?
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Step right up!
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A quarter will buy you any game.
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Step right up.
Come on!
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-Kiss the cod!
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Try your luck...
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-Tell your friends!
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Step right up!
Try your luck!
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-Well, I’ll take a kiss.
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-Oh...
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-What’s this?
-The cod you kiss!
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-I thought I was kissin’ you.
-Oh, yes, b’y.
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I wouldn’t kiss you
with his lips.
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Frig off!
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Spin the wheel!
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’Round and ’round she goes!
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Where she lands, God only knows!
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Want a free bologna?
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-Mark?
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-Surprise!
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-You said you hated the Regatta.
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-I do.
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Everything the Regatta
stands for, I stand against.
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Sports.
The outdoors.
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-Fun?
256
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,083
Dad says I’m lazy.
257
00:11:17,173 --> 00:11:18,973
But I’ll show him.
258
00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:21,282
I’m going to become the bologna.
259
00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:22,682
-Sorry, it just...
260
00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:25,082
I never thought I could
get you to the Regatta.
261
00:11:25,182 --> 00:11:26,751
I know this is
very serious work,
262
00:11:26,851 --> 00:11:29,051
but maybe we could
play some games later?
263
00:11:29,151 --> 00:11:31,251
I’ll win you a stuffed animal?
264
00:11:31,351 --> 00:11:32,620
-You’re not embarrassed of me?
265
00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:33,750
-Me?
No.
266
00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:36,790
No, this is like...
267
00:11:36,890 --> 00:11:39,329
88th most embarrassing thing
you’ve ever done.
268
00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:42,539
Give me that, loser!
269
00:11:42,629 --> 00:11:44,468
Hey!
270
00:11:47,038 --> 00:11:48,408
Put your hat back on.
Quick.
271
00:11:50,507 --> 00:11:52,947
I thought
you weren’t embarrassed!
272
00:11:55,337 --> 00:11:57,536
-Look at the big wiener!
273
00:11:57,646 --> 00:11:58,476
-Bologna.
274
00:12:00,016 --> 00:12:01,816
I know.
Stupid, right?
275
00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:02,815
-It’s a wild bologna.
276
00:12:02,915 --> 00:12:03,885
-Let’s fry him up!
277
00:12:03,985 --> 00:12:06,255
Oh!
Ah...
278
00:12:06,355 --> 00:12:08,324
What a loser!
279
00:12:08,414 --> 00:12:09,684
-Yeah... loser!
280
00:12:09,784 --> 00:12:10,784
I’m sorry!
281
00:12:10,884 --> 00:12:12,654
I was
starting to rethink
282
00:12:12,754 --> 00:12:14,493
my acting career.
283
00:12:14,593 --> 00:12:15,393
Oh!
284
00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:17,063
Hey, fellas!
285
00:12:17,163 --> 00:12:19,833
Can I offer you
a free Wild Bologna?
286
00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:21,232
-I wants one!
287
00:12:21,332 --> 00:12:22,362
Oh...
288
00:12:23,902 --> 00:12:24,832
Yeah...
289
00:12:24,932 --> 00:12:26,202
-To smack ya in the bird with!
290
00:12:26,301 --> 00:12:27,571
Ah!
291
00:12:29,071 --> 00:12:30,811
-Stop!
292
00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:32,031
Are you okay?
293
00:12:32,141 --> 00:12:34,010
-I’m okay.
I have padding.
294
00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:36,080
-I want a turn!
-No, okay...
295
00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:37,620
No.
Oh...
296
00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:39,549
Okay, guys, enough!
297
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,609
-Okay, okay!
-Get him!
298
00:12:46,418 --> 00:12:47,858
Guys, enough!
299
00:12:53,127 --> 00:12:54,127
Okay...
Ah...
300
00:12:54,227 --> 00:12:55,997
Get him!
301
00:12:56,097 --> 00:12:57,536
-Leave him alone!
302
00:13:04,465 --> 00:13:05,765
-He won’t last a day.
303
00:13:07,235 --> 00:13:09,404
-Step right up, try your luck!
304
00:13:09,504 --> 00:13:11,644
A quarter will buy you any game!
305
00:13:11,734 --> 00:13:13,934
Three for a dollar,
how about that?
306
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:17,883
Here...
This is all for charity.
307
00:13:17,973 --> 00:13:19,343
And charity begins at home.
308
00:13:22,582 --> 00:13:24,522
Step right up, try your luck!
309
00:13:25,682 --> 00:13:29,121
Oh, speaking of which,
are you having any?
310
00:13:29,221 --> 00:13:31,161
-No, you’re taking
all my customers!
311
00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:32,350
-Yeah, of course I am,
312
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,350
because you don’t have
any bloody prizes!
313
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:36,100
I have got Soiree buttons,
314
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:39,689
which I have got to get rid of
or I’ll lose my packin’ job.
315
00:13:39,799 --> 00:13:40,599
-Yeah, sure...
316
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,668
Hey, I got customers.
317
00:13:44,768 --> 00:13:46,108
Yes, sir, please.
318
00:13:46,198 --> 00:13:47,938
Ah, just a dollar’s worth?
319
00:13:48,038 --> 00:13:50,777
Sir, thank you, thank you.
Thank you very much.
320
00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:51,997
Alright, all the best!
321
00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:53,877
Here we go!
322
00:13:53,977 --> 00:13:55,417
Just pop the balloon.
323
00:13:55,507 --> 00:13:57,246
Oh!
Unlucky, unlucky.
324
00:13:57,346 --> 00:13:58,816
Try again.
325
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,036
Yes!
326
00:14:00,146 --> 00:14:02,315
Oh, so close!
327
00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:05,385
Oh!
You wanna try again?
328
00:14:09,684 --> 00:14:11,424
That’ll be a dollar.
Thank you.
329
00:14:11,524 --> 00:14:14,463
- Jesus.
- Can I give you change?
330
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:17,223
-Mike Critch, lakeside
for the Royal St. John’s Regatta
331
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,293
brought to you by Wild Bologna.
332
00:14:19,393 --> 00:14:21,062
That’s Wild, b’y.
333
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,162
And they’re off!
334
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,532
Strand Lounge crew
is in the lead
335
00:14:24,632 --> 00:14:25,932
followed bythe
Duke of Duckworth shell.
336
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,801
Then we have the Republic,
and in the rear,
337
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,841
we have Stella’s
Vegetarian Restaurant.
338
00:14:29,941 --> 00:14:33,080
Maybe they should try
some Wild Bologna.
339
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,509
-Get him, brother!
-Stop friggin’ chasin’ me!
340
00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:41,609
Oof!
341
00:14:41,709 --> 00:14:43,209
Wild Bologna!
342
00:14:45,888 --> 00:14:49,788
Look at
the soggy wiener!
343
00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:53,227
-And you can get your bologna
from the Wild Bologna himself.
344
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,997
He’s lakeside...
345
00:14:55,087 --> 00:14:56,486
workin’ very hard indeed.
346
00:14:58,726 --> 00:14:59,626
-Get him!
347
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,695
Strand Lounge
is still in the lead
348
00:15:03,795 --> 00:15:05,395
as I turn things over
to Dick Dunphy
349
00:15:05,495 --> 00:15:06,835
on the other end.
Dick?
350
00:15:10,804 --> 00:15:12,804
Dick...?
351
00:15:12,904 --> 00:15:15,873
Dick Dunphy,
how are things on your end?
352
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:21,812
Dick!
353
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:28,251
-This is Mike Campbell on
the other end of the lake, Dad.
354
00:15:28,351 --> 00:15:31,321
Mike. And things are
lookin’ great over here.
355
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:36,030
The first boat is in the lead,
356
00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:38,599
with the second boat
following close behind.
357
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:42,129
The third boat, of course,
ahead of the fourth.
358
00:15:42,229 --> 00:15:45,098
And-- and they--
they are...
359
00:15:45,198 --> 00:15:46,168
rowin’!
360
00:15:46,268 --> 00:15:47,398
They are really rowin’ now.
361
00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:49,868
They are rowin’ hard and fast.
362
00:15:49,968 --> 00:15:52,767
And the first boat
is in the lead.
363
00:15:52,877 --> 00:15:56,047
Gonna send it back to you, Dad.
Uh, Mike.
364
00:15:56,146 --> 00:15:57,446
-That was wicked, buddy.
365
00:15:57,546 --> 00:15:59,346
Couldn’t have done it
better me’self!
366
00:15:59,446 --> 00:16:01,986
-Yeah.
Probably get back to work, huh?
367
00:16:02,075 --> 00:16:03,005
-Beer first?
368
00:16:04,445 --> 00:16:06,445
-I’m good.
369
00:16:06,555 --> 00:16:09,094
-You takes after your old man.
370
00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:12,554
♪ Whatever you do,
don’t say it’s over... ♪
371
00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:16,593
-Split up!
372
00:16:31,401 --> 00:16:32,530
Oh, this reeks!
373
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,519
Okay.
Oh, I’m starved.
374
00:16:41,949 --> 00:16:42,779
Mmm.
375
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,457
Oh...
376
00:16:51,557 --> 00:16:53,057
This is not
what it looks like.
377
00:16:53,157 --> 00:16:55,357
It’s not cannibalism.
378
00:16:55,457 --> 00:16:56,996
I’m not actually a bologna.
379
00:16:57,096 --> 00:16:58,026
I’m a boy!
380
00:16:58,126 --> 00:16:59,296
You want this, okay?
381
00:16:59,396 --> 00:17:00,496
No problem.
382
00:17:11,174 --> 00:17:12,514
Oh, good boy.
383
00:17:12,604 --> 00:17:15,203
I’m sorry, buddy, but I...
384
00:17:15,303 --> 00:17:16,773
I got a job to do!
385
00:17:16,873 --> 00:17:19,713
♪ Some days won’t end ever,
and some days pass on by ♪
386
00:17:19,813 --> 00:17:22,852
♪ I’ll be working here forever,
at least until I die ♪
387
00:17:22,952 --> 00:17:25,692
♪ Damned if you do,
damned if you don’t ♪
388
00:17:25,782 --> 00:17:27,621
♪ I’m supposed to get a raise
next week ♪
389
00:17:27,721 --> 00:17:29,321
♪ You know damn well I won’t ♪
390
00:17:29,421 --> 00:17:31,861
♪ Workin’ for a livin’ ♪
391
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,350
♪ Workin’ for a livin’ ♪
392
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:35,100
Give it back!
393
00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:37,830
Please...
394
00:17:37,930 --> 00:17:38,799
Good doggy...
395
00:17:38,889 --> 00:17:40,089
Good doggy!
396
00:17:40,199 --> 00:17:41,069
Come on.
397
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,838
-Free kisses?
Free kisses from the cod?
398
00:17:51,907 --> 00:17:55,407
Aw...
The slightly defrosted cod.
399
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:56,976
Gross.
400
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,576
I guess I can’t blame anybody
for not wanting kisses from you.
401
00:18:00,676 --> 00:18:02,345
Selling fish, Mrs. Critch?
402
00:18:02,445 --> 00:18:04,815
-I’m not selling anything,
Jennifer.
403
00:18:04,915 --> 00:18:07,585
I have got the worst booth
in this whole friggin’ Regatta.
404
00:18:09,684 --> 00:18:12,184
-Ah, we have a winner!
405
00:18:13,524 --> 00:18:15,523
Oh, surprise package!
406
00:18:15,623 --> 00:18:17,093
Oh, here we are.
407
00:18:20,492 --> 00:18:21,562
-It’s empty!
408
00:18:21,662 --> 00:18:24,102
-Yes.
That’s the surprise!
409
00:18:27,401 --> 00:18:29,041
-You need prizes, Mrs. Critch.
410
00:18:29,131 --> 00:18:30,771
You can’t catch flies
without honey.
411
00:18:30,871 --> 00:18:32,570
-The Regatta’s almost over.
412
00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:34,210
Where am I gonna get prizes now?
413
00:18:41,479 --> 00:18:42,819
-Hey, old man.
414
00:18:42,919 --> 00:18:46,618
-Well, look who it isn’t.
Little Miss Red.
415
00:18:46,718 --> 00:18:49,258
Well, I hope
you’ve got your allowance.
416
00:18:49,348 --> 00:18:53,117
-I got money. I’ll take a dollar
on your balloon toss.
417
00:18:53,227 --> 00:18:54,057
-Oh.
418
00:18:56,656 --> 00:18:58,656
-Alright.
Good luck.
419
00:19:00,396 --> 00:19:02,035
-Alright...
420
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,295
I make my own luck.
421
00:19:10,304 --> 00:19:11,134
Whoo!
422
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:17,313
-I win.
423
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,113
Three large prizes.
424
00:19:19,213 --> 00:19:21,112
-It’s-- it’s impossible!
425
00:19:22,852 --> 00:19:25,492
You must be cheating.
426
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,681
-How do you know that?
427
00:19:26,781 --> 00:19:29,281
-Because I’m cheating.
428
00:19:29,381 --> 00:19:30,951
These are all rigged.
429
00:19:31,051 --> 00:19:33,820
There’s no way you could
ever win at these games!
430
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,690
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Metaphorically speaking!
431
00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:39,559
No, no, no, no, no.
It’s just a figure of speech!
432
00:19:39,659 --> 00:19:40,959
Ha-ha!
Oh...
433
00:19:46,898 --> 00:19:48,738
Another round!
Hit me.
434
00:19:53,737 --> 00:19:55,377
-Hard day at the office?
435
00:19:55,477 --> 00:19:57,176
-I got beaten up...
436
00:19:57,276 --> 00:19:58,476
Chased...
437
00:19:58,576 --> 00:19:59,606
A dog bit me.
438
00:20:01,346 --> 00:20:02,315
But I didn’t give up.
439
00:20:03,885 --> 00:20:05,755
-I know.
I’ve been watching you.
440
00:20:05,845 --> 00:20:08,444
You got a good work ethic.
441
00:20:08,554 --> 00:20:10,324
Better than
a lot of people I know.
442
00:20:12,384 --> 00:20:13,354
-Hey.
443
00:20:13,454 --> 00:20:14,793
-I’m proud of you, Mark.
444
00:20:14,893 --> 00:20:16,763
You finally learned
the value of a dollar.
445
00:20:16,863 --> 00:20:19,363
Oh, that reminds me.
446
00:20:19,463 --> 00:20:20,702
Here you go.
447
00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:23,132
Paid in full
for an honest day’s work.
448
00:20:23,232 --> 00:20:25,302
You know what
you’re gonna spend it on?
449
00:20:28,831 --> 00:20:30,001
-I got an idea.
450
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,540
-Pfft...
451
00:20:40,879 --> 00:20:43,219
-That’s for you.
452
00:20:43,319 --> 00:20:44,248
For you!
453
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,278
-Oh...
454
00:20:47,388 --> 00:20:49,358
What good
is a day off
455
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,787
without a day’s work
to give it sweetness?
456
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,287
Woo!
457
00:20:58,396 --> 00:20:59,636
-Thank you.
458
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:02,025
We don’t
all have to do great things
459
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:05,265
if we manage to do small things
in a great way.
460
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:07,764
-Oh... ice cream!
461
00:21:09,674 --> 00:21:12,444
Hey, two, please.
Double scoop.
462
00:21:12,534 --> 00:21:14,173
-Oh!
Big spender.
463
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,303
-It’s payday.
464
00:21:17,013 --> 00:21:18,953
The rewards
you actually earn
465
00:21:19,043 --> 00:21:20,782
taste all the sweeter.
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